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I don't think that's piss...

All over the floor.

No, I piss inside my boyfriend's butt.

I'd be a good husbando and clean up any fluids she left on the floor

every day

;_;

>>3231425
What else could it be???

I'm not a neet but I find shitting on the floor extremely hot. I never do it at home because it's a pain to clean it up, but often I go out and find a nice place to shit at. They say you always remember the first one. It's true. It was after school, in an empty classroom. Don't ask me why, but I climbed on top of the teacher's desk and took a dump while fapping furiously. It turned me on that anyone could open the door and see me doing it. After this, it became a habit. I fapped while taking a shit at so many public places that I lost count, including a shop (it was late at night so no other customers were around), a bus, in the park several times, etc.

Today I felt like experimenting a bit. After shitting on the floor as usual, instead of letting it to dry or cleaning it up, a perverted thought flashed through my mind. I found that puddle of crap amazingly arousing. Even though I fapped to my Rika earlier today, I got a boner.
I don't have any fleshlights, but I found an empty plastic Nestea bottle. You know, those ones have a double-sized opening, instead of the standard coke bottles. It was almost a perfect fit for my penis and I instantly knew what to do.
I filled the bottle with my fresh crap. It was a perfect piece of shit, not too hard but not too liquid either. It's as if God had created it just for me, for that unforgivable moment. Its hardness was roughly that of common toothpaste.
I was reluctant for a bit, but it's not like I could sink any lower than a floor-shitting NEET. I thrust in my cock. It felt so awesome. Soft and warm, it was so close to a real woman. I kept on going and going and had the best orgasm in my entire life.
I know it sounds disgusting, but this is probably even better than the real thing(or, at least I guess, being a virgin), you guys must try it.

I'm so glad that some random guy - or bot - keeps making these threads, this is the only place on Earth where I can still feel normal and share my thoughts with you.

>>3231431
female ejaculation

>>3231442
What do they ejaculate with?

Now I feel like telling my story too. It's a sad one. First, a few words about me. I rent a small apartment from the money my parents send me every month. They think I'm still attending University. Truth is, I dropped out last semester. I sank into depression then and became a NEET, including the shitting on floor part. I never left my home even before that besides attending school, so it was only a tiny step to become a full hikki.

Last Friday my mom visited me. This has never happened before in the last 3 years, as I live pretty far from my hometown and she's very busy with work. She wanted to see her dear child, her pride who attends Uni. No one else in my family has a degree, so she always boasted about me to her girlfriends. Or so she said.

So, she entered my room. She had a key, and it was supposed to be a surprise. I guess she was more surprised than I was when she saw me lying in my bed, fapping to some random loli doujin. Next to my bed were several piles of shit. Also, the whole room stinks of piss.

Long story short, my mom ran away without a word. We haven't talked since then, she doesn't pick up her phone. I guess this is the end of my NEET career, as I highly doubt I can expect another month's cash.

>>3231442
Myth.

>>3231435
Posts like this are the reason why I love piss/shit threads on /jp/.

You floor shitters are disgusting. There is a FAR more civilized solution for your lazy asses. Diapers. I've been wearing them for a bit more than a year now and they are amazing. I wake up in the morning (yeah right, roughly at 5 PM), sit in front of my computer and don't have to stand up until I go to sleep.
It takes about 2 minutes to clean the shit smeared across my ass when taking off the diaper, which is far less wasted time than going to the toilet 2-3 times a day.
It's not expensive either. Just because it says "disposable" on the box you don't have to throw it away. I'm still using the same box of diapers that I first bought. I just toss the used one into the sink which is filled with water and detergents and leave it in that while I'm sleeping. It cleans itself by the morning.
Sure, after a few months they become a bit brown and yellowish, but it's not like your ass has eyes.

Although I'm not a NEET, sometimes I shit on the floor. Let me explain.

I live in a small apartment with my parents and my little brother. We only have two rooms, so mom and dad lives in one of them and me and my little brother in the other one.
This would be all fine, except he's retarded. He can't even speak, does stupid things and is generally a pain in the ass. Two years ago he poured a full cup of water on my laptop. Not accidentally, as he was laughing and looking at me while he was doing it. I don't know if he knew what he was doing, but I never forgave it. I lost 10 years of shit that I've been collecting because the hard drive died. Rare weeaboo music, games, etc.
Of course, I couldn't directly punish him because my parents protect him always. I waited a month so it's not too obvious then I started my little revenge.
I shat to random places of my house and acted innocently. Of course, everyone blamed my little brother as I wouldn't do something like this. This was also a revenge on my parents for ignoring all the pain that little bastard is causing me and protecting him all the time.
Ever since then, I've been taking dumps to random places of the house every few days. On the top of mom's bed, on top a television to make it short out, even did tubgirl and repainted the ceiling.
It only took a month for my parents to break and start to beat up my little brother. Now they yell at him all the time, shut him into the toilet for days as punishment, beat him and all that. Finally I'm happy and my room is now only mine and mine only.

>>3231445
>b-but they d-do it in manga all the time! it must be true!

I've met a couple people who piss in bottles.

I'd somehow end up in their rooms and the bottles were always right there out in the open, they didn't even try to hide them, it's like they were proud of it.

One of the guys even got me to toss it around with him.

It makes me question how much of a true NEET I really am.

Once family was visiting so I pissed in a bottle. I wish I could do it again.

I hope to god all you people are joking about this.

>>3231472
you must be new to /jp/

>>3231461
>One of the guys even got me to toss it around with him.
That's gay, man. Next time he will ask you to toss his dick around.

>>3231484
Holding another guy's dick while he's pissing is not considered gay if his hands are full.

>>3231505
unless his hands are full with other dicks

No, I wear diapers. Am I cute?

>>3231526
No, because you didn't say uguu~~~

I peed on the floor yseterday because I thought it would be hot and blamed it on my dog but my mom could apparently tell the difference between dog pee and human pee.

This is the best thread in the history of /jp/.

>>3231526
need to see face or more mid-lower region

>>3231526
post gender so i can decide if i should fap or vomit.

>>3231484
Yeah, but he forced me into it when he threw the bottle, bro.

I was afraid the cap would leak, but it held and it's not like I really wanted to pass around a bottle of piss or anything.

I wouldn't toss his dick around though, not even if he forced me to.

>>3231546
Would you toss his salad at least?

Sup /jb/ ^_^

>>3231546
>not even if he forced me to.
Don't lie to yourself.

>>3231561
jesus christ

>>3231560
No!

>>3231561
Pee on the floor, or get the fuck out.

Diapers are for babies.

I wish I could drink Kaguya's lemonade.

>>3231573
I was too lazy to take them off... Am I doing it wrong?

>>3231576

>>3231586
This is getting insane.

Peeing on the floor is actually becoming a cool thing to do here. What the fuck, /jp/...

>>3231586
You're a good girl. Only normalfags would take their panties off.

>>3231586
I want to lick those shorts.

>>3231606
>girl

>>3231561
>>3231586
>>3231603
>>3231606
>>3231619
>>>/b/
Go there for camwhoring

Can we talk about anal masturbation now?

Stop going offtopic, we're having a serious discussion about shitting on the floor

>>3231586
So moe. Do you still wet your bed too?

>>3231679
Fuck you.