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Pregnant lolihus are the best.

>>32313210
I look forward to killing this thread.

>>32313210
2hu's dont get preggers. They reproduce by budding, obviously.

>>32313210
>pure degeneration, I refuse lads

me in reimu's belly

>>32315515
Who is this man quoting?

OP : GOOD
Other Posters: not so good (except those who contributed)

I post pregnant toohoos
is good

>>32318460
I don't know
there is no way pregnant touhous can be ``pure degeneration''
so he must be a faggot

>>32318583
Only best to ignore him then!

...remember that one drunken night?

>>32318606
Agreed!

Starting a family w/ Sakuya-chan!

Don't worry, she's got job security

>>32313210
the ribbon (?) on her horn makes it look like the thread's stickied

>>32319229
should be desu

is this the most high-test fetish?

>>32319410
Unironically yes
The absolute highest fetish on terms of evolutionary psychology

I want to be reincarnated inside that tummy...

>>32318414
I want to have violent sex with Reimu that will abort (you)!

o-oh my...

nerd pregnant with future nerd

If you reincarnated into a 2hu's baby and you'd inherit all her genes, who do you want to be born to and why?

>>32313210
fetal alcohol syndrome incoming

fuck off breeders, touhou is lesbian

>>32337007
Well how else would they get pregnant you big dum dum?
Touhous with cocks

>>32319410
Absolutely.

>>32337007
>breeders
You mean normal people?

>>32337007
Homosexuality is a disease, and 'hus are free from disease. If they're anything, they're nonsexual beings.

Hell yes! Pregnant Touhous!
Too bad most images I want to contribute are against the rules...

>>32337007
>>>/u/

>>32337007
Wait, what makes you think you can't have both a pregnancy and a yuri fetish?

The lack of high quality pregnant Yuuka images pains so much.

>>32337007
>lesbian
Hello dyke, did you get lost?

>>32338325
Gensokyo is valid, the barrier keeps the cishets out

>>32346416
Spoiler that filth at the very least.

>>32337007
>breeders
what

>>32346234

>>32348176
What did you not get?

Seija's really gotten into trouble this time!

>>32350816
She cheated on me with a pillow.

>>32350816
Oh, wait. Nevermind...

>>32346416
Haha marisa is GAY

>>32323671
Why is your hand covered in coal?

>>32351262
I stopped following that series.
How much happened since the first Eirin visit?>>32351262

>>32346234
There's so many Touhous that deserve high quality pregnancy pictures.

>>32366837
The things that bothers me the most is that Asutora used to draw a god tier Yuuka, stopped drawing and Yuuka and proceeded to draw god tier pregnant 2hus (that aren't Yuuka).

>>32318864
Do her benefits extend to her dependents? Or do we get medical through Eientei?

>>32313210
Impossible image.

>>32319381
Sauce?
I want happy mom gappy

>>32375344
I have this happy gappy you can have

>>32384141
A youkai in their ideal state. A big smile, a happy heart, and a belly full of human hybrids.

>>32384141
Being Yukari's son would be great. You'd have Gappy as a mommy, Ran (an Yuyuko) as aunties, Chen as big sis, Reimu and Youmu as your childhood friends… I really want to by gappy's child.

>>32389558
I don't want Yukari as a mom, I want her as my bride
she can be the mother of my children

>>32313210
That kids gonna have FAS...

>>32389753
>>32325359
Does suika really drink that much? Idk on lore.

>>32391889
I'm sure the magical ogre liver can take care of it.

Playing with the bunny can have consequences

I want to make Satorin a mother a hundred times over! I want to spend every night third eye pleasuring her fecund little body, bombarding her with lustful, love-stcirken thoughts until her greatest joy and aspiration in life is bearing more children!

>>32391889
>Does suika really drink that much
Yes, even if it's watered down.
She's an oni. Sake is to them what water is to us.

>>32366712
It's still going.

>>32337007
Haha, enjoy being an evolutionary dead end and going extinct, faggot. Do us a favor and don't breed actually, we don't need your kind here.

>>32423405
I hate this man for not drawing more late term jaku
it was just a time skip from 5 months to that, then done and it is the biggest gay

>>32423459
I started to hate this series right after the third picture, I think. It's a very ooc Seija, not to mention he turned her into a cow.

>>32423480
>he turned her into a cow.
But that's just great. Meaty amanojaku.

>>32423554
I personally prefer her to be small, perky and tomboyish, like she is in canon. You have plenty of other boring cowtithus to exploit with the same boring "haha big tiddy goes boink boink".

>>32423607
They're all flat in canon.

>>32423843
Not Yuuka and Yukari
they both have a rack

>>32423856
And Cowe. Hell even Raymoo has a little bump now.

>>32423856
>>32423882
Not exactly cowtits here.

>>32423856
Yukari is flat as a board in all official material even if the artists draw her with a bust in fanart.

>>32423856
Still flat

>>32423843
>canon
Which canon? There's quite a lot of them.

This thread is giving me urges to breed and procreate, whats happening to me

>>32442907
Find a nice 2D girl to settle down with. I recommend Marisa.

>>32442907
Your paternal instincts are awakening. Just let it happen.

>>32445840
Reisen doesn't seem very happy. Was this after the humans captured her in the war?

>>32442907
Are your eyes watering as well?
The previous Prime Minister would tell you to have children. What is happening is completely normal. Just be sure to raise them properly and keep them happy.

>>32445632

>>32445632
>>32458871
She doesn't seem like the type though. There's still all of the magic and other related stuff she works on.

>>32465509
she can still study magic while pregnant
and many have said that teaching something to someone else helps you understand it better, so her teaching magic to her many children will improve her farther

>>32465564
She can, but it doesn't mean it's a healthy thing for her to do.

>>32465592
There's the experiments, then there's the Danmaku. Teaching it to the rest of the family is fine and all but there's still a small danger present.

>>32465592
Who's the wizard here?

>>32465716
Me in a few years.

I wish there were more pregnant Miko pics. Genderswap with Impregnation is a godly combination.

incredibly based on my preferences thread

>>32465716
a very high quality use for an alice

>>32472589
Indeed.

>>32466565
no it is not you fucking degenerate

>>32476759
Don't be mean just because he's right

>>32466333
rip.
>>32465716
Nobody, wizards are male magicians.

.

>>32484817
Did she stuff meat buns under her shirt?

>>32384141
>>32389558
>>32389692
Happy Gappy family!

>>32466988
Explain it to me, because I don't get it.
Do you think about how shitty carrying a baby around for 9 months would be?
Do you think about the extreme, traumatizing pain child-birth entails?

>>32458871
That's right! Marisa wants you to put a bun in her oven!

>>32490744
>Do you think about how shitty carrying a baby around for 9 months would be?
No, I think about how pleasurable it would be instead.
>Do you think about the extreme, traumatizing pain child-birth entails?
Yes, and it turns me on. Besides that, most childbirths aren't traumatizing.

>>32466565
Huhu.

>>32490744
suffering is an integral part of life. to only live for happiness is a degenerate act, as you avoid life itself.
think that at the end of this you will get a wonderful child.

>>32490744
It's not all suffering, blood and pain.

>>32490744
This is quite the nihilistic and cucksome outlook on life you have there. If you only focus on negatives, then why even live? Why do we get up every morning? Why do we continue this cycle, just to suffer? I was in your boots before, but after realizing that this is exactly what our enemies want, it fills me with rage and anger. I'd rather defy them and have 10, 20 children just to spite them. Effort is always hard, but it's rewarding.

>>32502599
Well once you do get the child you either leave it for adoption, making the entire pain pointless, or you take care of it for your entire life, effectively ruining the Touhou. I don't see a good end here.

>>32509656
>take care of it for your entire life, effectively ruining the Touhou
This may come as a surprise to you, but a lot of moms love their kids. Mine often says she should've had more children.

>>32503471
>our enemies
What enemies? Who are those enemies you're talking about, anon? If you say the jews, I will kick your sorry ass back to /pol/!

>>32503471
>If you only focus on negatives, then why even live? Why do we get up every morning? Why do we continue this cycle, just to suffer?
Sounds real emo dude, not gonna lie.

>>32512835
Not him but it's the ruler of your own countries and those who work alongside them.
They have never had your best interest at heart, so don't for one moment depend on them to make the right decision.
Either take that crown from them or work to counteract their plans. They want you to submit, so they will do all then can to break you down until you do.

>>32518674
>so anyways, this is why you shouldn't empathize with pregnant women

>>32518908
Who are you quoting?

Can we get back to posting 2hus with bellies that are swollen with children?

>>32524594
That belly looks very wrong

>>32313210
Damn, I love pregnant 2hus.

The Touhou whose breasts grow while she is pregnant

>>32518908
I didn't read the entire chain. It's separate anyway.

>>32518908
It's literally their job, their duty, their primary objective. And the only one they can do best.

rampant autism in this thread

>>32541210
You'd think the same had you been born a woman?

>>32337007
It's really not. Canon husbands/wives, canon "has fucked/had children" characters, no canon gays, the most you've got is PC-98 noncanon lesbian tease (once, from a college and even more otaku ZUN), Alice on rare occasion being kinda tsundere, and if you have goggles the relationship of Shion and Tenshi (and you need tight goggles for it)
I'm aware this has gotten replies but it's always worth positing the sorta list of heterosexual stuff in Touhou.
Kosuzu fantasizing about lover affairs (heterosexual), Marisa AND Reimu doing the same, Suwako has fucked, Junko has fucked, Okina has fucked, Seiga has fucked, Parsee is implied to have fucked, Toyohime has fucked, Yorihime has fucked Toyohime's son (so, her nephew)

Am I missing anything?

>>32541622
Oh right, Tewi called Okina (probably) handsome, bearing in mind she likely meant one of Okina's male representations, if not someone who isn't Okina at all but is at any rate a dude, and Miko might've been a dude before who might've been married to Tojiko.

>>32541622
>Okina has fucked
>Parsee is implied to have fucked
Please explain.

>>32541443
Hell yeah.

>>32541622
>Am I missing anything?
Eirin
Toyohime's husband is her descendant

>>32541622
>Parsee is implied to have fucked
?

>>32541916
>>Okina has fucked
She's a mother goddess who has over 180 children
>>32543746
>>Parsee is implied to have fucked
Hashihime are bitter wife/lover youkai https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Hashihime

>>32542959
>Eirin
PFFffff, no, 80 million year old virgin. There's no way she's fucked, and at the very least she is in fact a character not implied to have ever been in any relationships.
>Toyohime's husband is her descendant
I don't know what you mean about that but that'd only be possible through time travel, which I don't think is happening. Yorihime's husband is TOYOHIME'S child though, like I mentioned. I don't know about Toyohime's husband in general though

>>32546896
So you’re one of those autists who thinks mythology is 2hu lore and posts entire Wikipedia articles in Hecatia threads? How embarrassing. You might as well start saying Mamizou canonically has massive balloon testicles.

>>32550005
No, but that is the lore of the youkai hashihime, which she is. What are you complaining about? That's what the youkai is: a spurned lover. Sorry for knowing something you did not.

>>32550068
Again, the same argument can be made for Mamizou having enormous balls or Keiki being literally made of shit.

>>32550247
Not really since Mamizou is female. Keiki is indeed probably made of shit, and who cares?

>>32550346
Imagine thinking this.

>>32550346
Now you don't care?

>>32550383
That she's made of shit? Yeah? Why would I? Did I mention Keiki before? Gods are weird and are often made from all sorts of things. I don't even like Keiki anyway, she's a genocidal bitch.

>>32313210

>>32541210
Seija would be the one to get someone that hates her drunk so that she can get knocked up by them, purely to torment them about how their firstborn will be an amanojaku

>>32551423
So soft.

>>32541210
What's the translation/sauce for this
Iqdb gives nothing

>>32551423
Ran is peak wife hu
a tragedy the mommyfags are such degenerates and ruin her

>>32554844
wholesome

>>32318687
>>32318864
God, can you even imagine how horrible it would be to grow up in the Scarlet Devil Mansion? Being bossed around all day by a vampire, hated by the human villagers, and probably eventually forced to kill and cook humans like your mother.

>>32323581
>>32338334
>tfw you get a umbrella pregnant.

>>32560886
Familyhu.

Reimu, Yukari, Seija, and Suika would be the worst mothers.

Sanae, Suwako, Marisa, Keine, and Mokou would be the best mothers.

Vampires, Zombies, Ghosts, and living umbrellas can't get pregnant.

>>32561028
Who is this quote by?

>>32561615
The guy that somehow got a fucking umbrella pregnant.

>>32561164
>Vampires, Zombies, Ghosts, and living umbrellas can't get pregnant.
so they can't but hourai people can?

>>32561164
>Sanae
All advice would be coming from Suwako.

>>32546896
>>I don't know what you mean about that
>"The two princesses were my distant relatives. To put it in human terms, one was the wife of a grandnephew of mine, while the other was the wife of their son[1]. They were quite distant relations, but I served as a tutor of sorts to both of them"
https://en.touhouwiki.net/wiki/Cage_in_Lunatic_Runagate/First_Chapter

>>32561647
Hourai people are normal people outside their immortality. Unless their reversative nature somehow threats the presence of a fetus as something that needs to be healed. There is no reason to assume they can't get pregnant.

If anything, I like to imagine Mokou at least has had several children in the past.

>>32561728
Sure, but that's pretty much how it worked historically. And, considering that Suwako's bloodline survived for thousands of years, It seems like a working system.

>>32561164
>Mokou
Please explain.

>>32562551
Well, it's pretty likely that her long life has already given her a lot of experience with children. More so than that, her outlook means she would make for a naturally dotting wife. Somebody who would value her own child way more than her own life.

>>32553302
being a mighty youkai exterminator, and then having your legacy wind up in the belly of an Amanojaku would be incredibly humiliating

>>32563045
>Mighty Youkai exterminator.
>Male.
Ha! Good one, anon. What, do you think this is Gensokyo of 1910?

>>32563680
My baby is having a baby...!?

>>32563680
>>32563699
She seems so happy.

>>32563045
you can gleam some revenge when she bemoans how you ruined her figure with what you put in her

>>32561164
>Mokou
Yeah I’m sure the homeless suicidal dyke who destroys property playing with fire would be a good mother

i want to impregnate every 2hu, except kaguya

>>32541622
>Parsee
She's about as inexperienced as it gets.

>>32565805
>except kaguya
why?

>>32565805
why don't you want to plunder puffy pink princess pussy?

>>32565805
Why?

>>32561935
You meant he's Eirin's descendant, but quoted why you're wrong. A nephew isn't YOUR descendant. She's saying she has siblings

>>32562642
No. Only recently Mokou has dealt with other humans in a minimum capacity, and for a thousand years she's been a reticent hobo. She even murdered people exclusively for at least 100 years

>>32566445
There's nothing implying anything about inexperience with her, though being a hashihime says she has experience. The jealousy is born of being a lover scorned

>>32315515
>wow, this is so cringe. Can I get 5 upvotes?

thank you op, blessed thread.

>>32565805
Same, except koishit. We'll use her corpse as compost material.

>>32568625
She probably pretended to be a normal person long enough to get married every now and then.

>>32564900
Mokou just wants to be accepted and loved though. Can you think of a better way to do than having a child with her?

>>32562421
Moko is experienced! Though I doubt that any of her past male friends had semen potent enough to overcome hourai curse!

Eirin has five kids.

>>32589442

>>32583250
Yes.

Now this is a good fucking thread. Making a 2D girl (youkai) into a mother should be the goal of every man.

>>32596967
neigh-immortal superhumans for the future of humanity.

>>32602997
Nigh.

Running out of blue board safe images to post.

smug

>>32615811
I'll ignore it, but that one doesn't make much sense.

>>32618083
Maybe she got impregnated by a human man and now she feels superior to human females.

>Report
>Girth is recorded at 100cm
>Hormone secretion has followed
>Breast swelling confirmed
>At the present stage at least quintuplets are confirmed, but subject is unaware of this

>>32420137
>>32490662
Sanae couldn't even guess who the father is!

>>32604663
Alright, which one of you got patche preggers?

>>32358676
Because he knew it would get him a (you)

>>32622224
It's the original though.

>>32621704
That was me, don't worry I will take responsibility for my actions.

>>32622265
Well, keep it up sport.

>>32622252
Who said it isn't?

>>32623211
Dunno, you insinuated I would color a hand black to get (you)s.

>>32623247
Did I?

>>32623578
Maybe.

>>32615811
You are her greatest friend.

>>32654827
I thought that was one of Alice's dolls for a moment.

>>32652451 et al

Kugelschreiber is a gosh darn treasure.

I love small 2hus with big bellies.

>>32561164
I really like Mokou, but unironically, I dont think I could do that to her. Shes garunteed to outlive her children no matter what and that thought would absolutely plague her throughout the entire process. Might make her either try to maintain emotional distance with her child to numb the pain or straight up devastate her emotional stability causing her to act far more neurotic than usual. Mokou is really cool, but being a mother would probably be one of the hardest things she could do.

Preg 'Kari

>>32668763
The best kind od 'kari

>>32668695
But shouldn't she already be at peace with that fact? She already has to watch her friends die, she should already have embraced the fact she will watch her children die too.

>>32686293
Lunarian-Humans are not to be trusted.
They may carry the genes of both, but only exist for the sake of propaganda and subversion of the Human Race.

>>32694172
Hello Junko.

>>32686293
Die Lunarian Scum!!!

>>32686293
National Aeronautics and Space Administration 航空宇宙局 John F. Kennedy the Space Race 宇宙開発競争 the Apollo Space Program Nikita Khrushchev Lyndon B. Johnson Apollo 11 アポロ宇宙計画 アポロ11号 Michael Collins Cape Canaveral the Eagle Lunar Module 鷲 Buzz Aldrin the Eagle has landed 人への小さな一歩 Neil Armstrong the United States of America アメリカ合衆国 Death Impurity Life 死 不純

>>32714934
raisin is more human than most abhuman strains, and lunarians are outright identical to humans
better to knock up a bunny than a ratling or worse

>>32714891
Neil, no.
It's bad to instigate the death of a pregnant woman. Even if she's a Lunarian, killing her would mean killing an innocent, unborn child.

>>32716272
Reisen's only purpose in life is to be dominated and violated by human soldiers invading the moon or a horny futa Clownpiece.
>lunarians are outright identical to humans
Nice try, lunarian scum.

>>32722398
The kid would also be a lunarian, so it's fine.

>>32722398
innocent? I think not, the child is also a lunarian!

Knocking up Yuukarin and Yukarin.

>>32714891
But he's the father!

>>32728206
You still don't have a say in doing that. It's immoral.

>>32716272
>is more human than most abhuman strains
True, but ignore her.

>>32723043
Reisen is a deserter scum, but the bunnies are abhuman clients

>>32583180
She didn't, just read CiLR already.

>>32723043
>>lunarians are outright identical to humans
They are.
They came from Earth.

>>32740276
Reisen can redeem herself by making the next generation for a guardsman regiment

>>32313210
I just now realized she has bunny ears
.

>huge, round bellies are based
>but pregnancy is extremely cringe
shit fetish ruining a wonderful body type

>>32604186
Is that the mask of joy?

Who is >>32759043 quoting?

>>32760778
>"I thought my boobs would get bigger too if I became a mother..."
>"Sorry!"

pregnant rat

Breed the cow. Do it now.

Surprise!

>>32764103
We can try again, yes?

>>32784232

>>32786879
they'll grow eventually, just keep knocking her up

>>32799309
>>32764103
Don't they get larger each pregnancy? I don't know if they shrink back to their original size.

>>32804282
>Don't they get larger each pregnancy?
Yup, that's why it's actually better to marry a flathu over a boobhu, because if you impregnate the boobhu, her 'hus will reach her knees by her 5th pregnancy, while a flathu will become a boobhu so you get best of both worlds if you knock up a flathu.

>>32804384
Interesting theory.

>>32668695
She's probably already gone through that a few times though. Yeah, it's harsh. But she would still raise them right.

>>32741087
I'm aware that she went on a long rampage. But it took her a while before she reached that point.

Dhampirs.

>>32829556
>Dhampirs
vampire half breeds right?

>>32846068
Exactly.

>>32846340
That poor inchling is just going to explode in a month or two, isn't she.

>>32846340
What game is this? I keep seeing it being posted by anon(s?)

>>32848296
Don't say such terrible things.
>>32849146
EraToho

>>32851122
Expanding the Yakumo household with halfbreeds.

>>32850819
Yuuka is always a great choice in that game. I usually wife her, Kagerou, Akyuu, or Kosuzu

>>32851122
Very good image
>maternity bra
VERY NICE

>>32851576
Needs to expand more. Much, much more.

>>32858316
expand hu

>>32857929
Honestly seeing them in authentic maternity ware does more things to my dick then your usual slutty outfits.

>>32858316
Wonderful idea.

>>32313210