/jp/ - Otaku Culture

WAY too fucking early but the image is cute so this one

>open thread
>people seething about my shark
>keep thread open

Mori love!

>>32564276
>>32564303
very cute guras

Gura will kill it tonight

What in tarnation?

Gawr or Gura?
http://poal.me/gumtv3

>>32564323
>my shark
our shark

>>32564319
based

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZdWxTPgTD2A
PORUKA イズ ORU YO

REMINDER
>Gura doesnt care about numbers, she's onlyndoing this for her fans
> she doesnt care about SC, as she has them off in the waiting room
So neither should you
>real chimbudies don't make fun of low numbers
>real chimbudies don't biast about high numbers
>real chimbudies don't compare to other Holos numbers
>real chimbudies don't reply to anyone that do the previous
If you see any of this, ignore it, just people trying to shit the tread, enjoy your oshi and enjoy the stream

>>32564332
Now this is going too far

less than 3 1/2 hours left to go anons
are you excited?

>celebration stream
>Gura hinted at behind the scene stuff for months
>Singing other holo songs

She's going to announce her own original at the end, right?

>>32564296
Is there unironically anything Kiara won't talk about? It's honestly hilarious.

Doki-Doki

I love this retarded chicken like you wouldn't believe!

so gentlemen, your KINO predictions?
mine are:

>Hinotori as opening, using it's anime OP style for a flavorful start
>Live Again ending
>SSS encore

>>32564350
both at the same time

>"a"
>サメです！
>shaaaaak
>hoocha!
>aw jizz
>ₕᵤhahahaʰᵃʰ
>Oi
>SHAAAAAAAAK!

Sitting here staring at Kanata play 6.5 hours of DDLC while fully voice acting every single line in the game and wondering just where her power comes from.
So friends, where we at?

>>32564356
>Gura doesnt care about numbers, she's onlyndoing this for her fans
And her senpais

Gura's singing is nice and cute

How did google mess this one up?

>>32564356
this is true
t. chimbudy

WHY THE FUCK IS KARAOKE STILL OVER 3 HOURS AWAYYYYY

I crave rrats! Give them to me onegai!

>>32564367
So I'm excited I'm going to be sick.
Gura's first archived and monetized singing stream.

>>32564383
No way she isn't starting with a senpai's song

>>32564356
>chimbudies
Anon...

>>32564389
IKEMEN KANATA

>>32564383
I hope Ina taught her how to have her an 'encore' song as her planned finale.

https://twitter.com/EngVTubersOOC/status/1352366895144513539
I'M SO EXCITED

>>32564344
I get it now. It's not dead subs, they're all actually fucking retarded.

>>32564390
This rrat doesn't even make sense

>People don't know how to check archives
How many tourists and newfags do we have today, any guesses? Not counting the falseflaggers of course

I want holoEN to sing this
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7bIBZ6M0-tU

>>32564422
>My little pet, soon I will take you to the torture chamber

>>32564331
love this cow

>kanata's still going

>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EHOPTVBFpgM
I want Gura to sing THIS

>>32564344
kek

>>32564392
quality google translate rrat

>>32564382
marry/fuck the chicken!

.

You chumbuds got your pen lights and tissues ready for tonight?

>>32564356
I'm with you my fellow chimbuddy

is kanata even past act 1 yet?

Love me some chumbuds

>>32564389
There are thousands of Indians spending 12 hours a day trying their best to speak English non-stop in technical support call centers. Some of them are cute girls.

>>32564356
are chimbudies like ikadachis?

>>32564422

>>32564420
I still wonder what the deal was with that one karaoke of Gura's, where she seemed genuinely baffled that people wanted an encore. Does she have that little confidence?

Is it scummy if clip channels upload songs from an archived karaoke?

>>32564356
>chimbudies

>>32564439
hot

Gura won't sing Hinotori, all it would do is give schizos ammo to attack Kiara with.

Can you fucking imagine if this bland song no one cares about gets sung by Gura? The shitposting of "oh my god its suddenly good" and "oh my god Gura did it so much better". It would break chimkin's silly heart.

>>32564427
They might not F5 Gura's twitter and just go by their home page timeline. Very possible they haven't even seen the schedule post.

Plus the 1.3M other subs not even on Twitter... Knowing YT they'll get a notification 2 hours after the stream ends.

>>32564410
Ame falseflags as gay teamates here

>>32564350
This is what came to my mind before Gura debuted, when you said Gura

>>32564455
hey Risu how´s it going today?

>>32564413
in that case Ahoy! is best as far as anime OP quality goes

>>32564356
Based ESL

>>32564404
It's okay, soon Ame will carry us till she starts.

>>32564434
they're just gonna increase anon

>>32564410
This one is a bit of a stretch but Gura has the voice of an angel

Bros, I feel an intense lust for A-Chan. I can't explain it, I want to date her and marry her and have cuddle sex with her and eat her hair and sniff her glasses and wrap my body around hers like a claw game machine

How hard would you kneel if Gura's first JP collab was with her mama later today?

>>32564392
Yeah, DeepL gives "I'm gonna be so happy I'm gonna cry." Google translate sucks

>>32564344
this is code for "MY BOYFRIEND IS POUNDING ME"
wake up sheeple

>>32564356
The only thing I care about is Gura

What the absolute fuck is going on with this shitty captcha?

>>32564432
How doesn't it make sense? She's only singing Hololive songs to give most of the attention back to all the girls that made her success possible.

>>32564392
It's such a good thumbnail, too.

LETS GO GURA

>>32564356
Reminder that live viewers do not mean shit:

Summary of views for 10 latest VODs:

Gura: 6.5mil
Pekora: 5.7mil

>>32564410
Ok
https://twitter.com/capybarahp/status/1352208704049868800?s=19

>>32564478
Not necessarily but just assume yes.

>>32564456
I'm ready to paste this in chat
:_GuraGlow::_GuraAA::_GuraGlow:

>>32564427
chumbabies...

>>32564424
another viral gura clip

>>32564464
Heh, me too pal.
WW@ buds?

>>32564424
after that clip I really want to see Gura play Doom and jam out to the music

>>32564501
very

>>32564276
Which Gura is the strongest Gura?

>>32564389
Distracted by Coco's badonka donks
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vk2bvVB4QLo
Also waiting for friend to stream more of her Apex addiction

>>32564456
I always have tissues nearby

Hope Gura is not as nervous as she was druing her Christmas stream. You really could tell she was not on top of her game back then.

Being Jenma is suffering

>>32564485
we already know she's singing it, that's why she'll sandbag it to make Kiara look good

>>32564532
Gawr is the stronger one but Gura is the funnier one

>>32564532

The Ultra Instinct Gura

Guys great idea, youTube should take Gura's subs and redistribute them evenly across the other Holos

>>32564474
https://streamable.com/p7lpj1
she adressed this, it was nerves getting to her. I'll let

>>32564356
Literally the only ones who care about numbers are Kiara, and to a much lesser extent (to the point of it being normal) Mori.
>Ame actively tricks her chat to get some of the non-members the fuck out when they're annoying her. Focuses more on streaming quality than streaming quantity now.
>Ina actively discourages SCs and would legitimately ban her own members if they hinted at sacrificing their well-being just to be there. Directly stated twice that numbers do not matter.
>Gura literally only celebrating to this extent because of the demand. Gets upset with her chat going to other vtuber's chats to talk about her.
>Mori just acknowledges it and shows normal appreciation, like the JP senpais.
>Kiara was breaking down over her numbers thinking she wasn't receiving equal support for the effort she puts in. Still thinks like this but to a much lesser degree now that she's not 'last'.

>>32564389
Waiting for >>32564354

>>32564473
fitting song for /u/schizos

>>32564344
fucking Dimitri

I post the fat cat. It's what i do.

>>32564478
no

>>32564392
>>32564502
Why does Google Translate still exist?

>>32564488
kill ALL the niggers hihihihihi

>>32564563
kek

>>32564538
I want Fubuki to stream getting creampied Oga

>>32564554
everyone wins

Ok, any guesses on how much sc gura is going to get from this stream? Can she beat marine?

>>32564555
>no Mori
I guess someone overestimated Coco's growth capability

>Ame from 6-8 EST
>Gura 8 to most likely 10
>Mori and Ina at 10
>Chicken at 12

This is our reward for making it through Monday and Tuesday. I kneel!

>>32564532
Giggly Gura is best Gura.

>>32564456
what are you going to use those tissues for anon

Thread is too busy talking about Gura to notice that I'm excited for Ame

>>32564596
to clean up my cum, what else?

>>32564471
This is true. I saw it on kitboga™.

Where the fuck is my friday night post?

>>32564596
To jerk off of course

>>32564566
Based

>>32564546
Heh. She's more than twice as nervous, I'm sure of it. I just hope she can eventually shake them off early on.

JWU
gura gura gura gura gura GURA GURA GURA cUTE

>>32564593
Ina...

>>32564532
ring fit

>>32564582
ABAYO

>>32564331
Hell yeah.

Fuck I want to watch the Scarface watchalong.

>>32564598
Who is Ame? Is this a streamer?

>>32564549
I wonder on who had it worse

>>32564464
'ello

>>32564560
>>Ina actively discourages SCs and would legitimately ban her own members if they hinted at sacrificing their well-being just to be there. Directly stated twice that numbers do not matter.
based

>>32564582
They're not enabled, anon

>>32564619
based

>>32564626
I uploaded it but the first thread got nuked, should still be in the second one
t. nigmark

>>32564598
>There's latency in the controller!
>I didn't press that button!
>The camera!!!!

Unironically can't wait.

>>32564598
me too!

>>32564456
It's not going to be as good as some of her past ones

>>32564627
me, I am Ame.

>>32564532
Gura: Forma All Mighto Not So Brighto

Since the answer would be Kiara, who besides her has the most fucked up body in EN?

>>32564511
This shit always cracks me up

>>32564356
Chimbudies sound based, I'm in

Gura should do 30 minute karaokes for members only before every public karaoke. Just to warm up and shake the nerves out.

>>32564546
I think a big part of why she was nervous for that one was that she didn't feel prepared. It's a different kind of nervousness.

>>32564649
NIGGERMARK TASUKETE

>>32564646
What? Why?

>You will never rush out from behind a corner screaming and grabbing Gura by her shoulders and pushing her to the floor triggering her primal cave woman instincts to take over and make her pee herself out of fear and trying to make herself less desirable for forceful impregnation.

>>32564276
What will you be drinking?

>>32564478
Clip channels are always scummy, no exceptions

>>32564657
Ina from years of no exercise

PORUKA ORUKA?

>>32564331

>>32564657
If we go by Ame's stories, its a miracle she's still alive. The most noticeable one is the head hole story.

>>32564657
>Gawr "Vitiligo" Gura
>Gawr "passed out from waking up" Gura

>>32564546
Sh'll be really nervous but she had a lot of time to practice. she usually keeps it together even when she's nervous so should be fine.

>>32564675
Water

>>32564657
amelia "the dolphin" watson

>>32564532
warcrime Gura is very cute

Do you guys think Kiara will stream until she is done? Time is running short for her.
https://youtu.be/nNphORD-Nl8

>>32564532
Toothpaste headband Gura.

>>32564502
Google translate sees the なき and probably thinks it's 無き instead of 泣き.
Your kanji reps, anon

>>32564657
Skullfuck-hole Ame?

>jerk off to literal loli kid
>says he is not a pedophile
The dualities of chumbuds
t.deadbeat

>>32564657
probably Ina if you add her fucked up nose and her frail hikki body that would get her second place

>>32564680
Disagree, translated clips are based imo.

>>32564687
PORUKA ORYU
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZdWxTPgTD2A

>>32564652
I agree since she'll be so nervous, but it's all about supporting your oshi and sharing the experience with her. She's gonna be so overwhelmed with emotion.

>>32564499
>still haven't seen her face despite her not being an "idol"
It's not even doxxing

If I don't see EVERY EN comment in Gura's stream tonight I will be mad

If you're looking for something to watch, Mori's friend is doing an EOP friendly stream in 10 minutes

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=P-iiKnRHggU

>>32564675
Saltwater

>>32564706
I hate children so I can't be a pedophile

>>32564696
Based.

>>32564532
>top singer
bonus: mouth open and ready to bite, fully oxygenated
malus: eyes half-closed, useless pose for combat
>left minecraft
bonus: weapon ready to strike, eyes open and attentive, slightly crouched in defensive pose
malus: mouth closed
>bottom schoolgirl
bonus: nai wa
malus: eyes closed, lips covering teeth, ineffective pose, hands occupied with non-weapon, another gura's hand on her head
this gura mostly looks like she's about to get gangbanged by the other guras. bait tier. shrimp tier.
>right rhythm gamer
bonus: mouth open ready to bite
malus: hand in weak pose, eyes covered by head band, sweaty and weak from gaming

conclusion: minecraft gura is the strongest gura
not a fan of the game but a weapon is a weapon.

>>32564657
What is up with Gura having super anemia but still being able to exercise? does anyone know what she has?

>>32564478
yes all of them

>>32564654
>>32564625
>>32564700
>>32564699
This

http://poal.me/7vd0ww
http://poal.me/7vd0ww
http://poal.me/7vd0ww

>>32564706
real children do nothing for me tho

>>32564479
It was all part of the plan.

>>32564696
>>32564698
>>32564699
>>32564694
>>32564692
>>32564669
>>32564666
>>32564658
>>32564657
>>32564652
>>32564654
>>32564625
>>32564578
>>32564573
>>32564549
Gay.

>>32564627
A streamer that will get to 1M before Coco.

>>32564512
Anon please, the 10th oldest Gura VoD is 5 days older than the compared oldest Pekora VoD.

>>32564657
>Ina
no stamina, perma stuffy nose
>Gura
Has to go slow in the mornings or she will pass out also hates foot injuries for some reason so maybe something there
>Ame
ame_stories.txt
>Mori
she was once fat but cut out the soda and got better? Got nothing for her

>>32564276
Come and draw something for the cute and funny Global General
https://aggie.io/ddxsn566h1

>>32564706
>says he is not a pedophile
I never said this.

what are the chances that gura has a mental breakdown mid-stream?

>>32564382
The fuck hinotori means?

>>32564706
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>>32564456
>>32564478
>>32564491
>>32564619
>>32564706
>>32564719
OH GOOOOOD IM CHUUUUUUUUUUUUUMMMMMMMMMMMMMMIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIINNNNNNNNNNNNNGGGGGGGGGGGGG!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! CHUMMING TO CUNNY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! UOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! TuT TuT TuT TuT EROTIC CUNNY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! IM GONNA CHUM TO CUNNY!!!!!!!!!!!!!! TuT TuT TuT UOOOOOOOOOOOOOHHHHH!!!!!!!! I LOVE EROTIC CHILD CUNNY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! TuT TuT

>>32564675
Homebrew kombucha, might make some bubble tea though.

>>32564669
That would be pretty kino, it might actually be really good for her.
>>32564750
bullshit not a single one was (me)

>>32564711
clip channels are different from translation channels

>>32564713
UOH

>>32564771
fire bird

>>32564719
Mori will be asleep

>>32564706
some of them admit it

If Gura were an STD she'd be gawrnorrhea

>>32564675
Piss directly from comet's ass

>>32564719
kiara's either going to be sleeping or she'll fuck up her sleep schedule today just to hear hinotori

Gura's kokoro is going doki doki

>>32564389
Just got back from work and this came in. After like half a year

>>32564694
How is Gura so fit in ring Fit but still pass out in from just woke up?

>>32564657
>Since the answer would be Kiara
wouldn't Ame be the answer not Kiara?

>>32564356
Based Chumbud, the numbers are meaningless. Her angelic singing is all that matters.

>>32564742
If she starts talking about Hololive or her genmates, she may cry.

>>32564593
>Mori
Anon, I'm sorry

>>32564627

>>32564750
Based

>>32564768
0

>>32564701
I could see her maybe finishing it if she did off-screen work like she said she would.

>>32564374
curating and rehearsing two high-profile singing streams is way more work than recording vocals for a commissioned original. we don't have much to go on to speculate either way.

PHAT


CHIKIN


ASS

>*gura stream will be shadowbanned*

>>32564478
Anon...Ride on Time is in an archived stream

>>32564724
Louis CK...

>>32564758
cope

>>32564701
>until she is done?
no she said she'd have like 2-3 streams left so she already won't finish that one
>>32564719
Kiara really should sleep through it she did a 5 hours member's stream until 4am

>Tencent buys Don't Starve devs
I guess Hololive is never playing that again, huh...

>>32564712
>5 minutes before start
>Still no title or description about what the stream is about

Polka...

>>32564657
>Ina
Negative stamina
>Gura
Has to slow things down in the morning or she'll pass out
>Ame
Jesus, where do you even start

>>32564719
Don't be mad, get glad, with Glad Force Flex holos. Yab proof and ultra resistant to burnout!

>>32564823
Gura sings hinotori wide version

>>32564598
>mario
BING BONG WAHOO

She's going to be so agitated and cute

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CbI79e5iZKs&list=RDMM

>>32564800
I think Ame has it better than "chronic pain every day for years that's so bad that it takes you hours to fall asleep"

>>32564690
You do realize she doesn't literally have a hole in her head, right?

>>32564800
I don't think Ame has chronic pain that she needs medication for as well as asthma that is unmedicated for some weird reason

>>32564706
Gura's classified as petite I guess? If anything she'd be lolibaba at most with how old she is, at 9000 years old and counting.

>>32564485
This will definitely happen here, but I believe that it will be filtered in youtube chat. As I see Kiara is really excited to see Gura singing her song and it would be worse if she didn't

Soda-Chan is good for you!

>>32564356
Shouts out to all my chimbudies

>>32564758
Between day 3-7, Pekora gains 20K views on a VOD on average. 12K for day 8-15
Gura gains 45K for 3-7 and 27K for day 8-15
Once Pekora's VOD falls behind, it's not catching back up.

>>32564824

*Gura's stream will be just fine*

>>32564840
Nah, Tencent doesn't interfere with stuff like that.

>>32564824
numberfags melt down, vod will still be there

Friend is playing Apex in 5 mins if you want background noise:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0Iu5mg2pbQs

>>32564824
You better take that back before I get these clips in, or I'm telling Mio!

Reminder that Gura is 9134 year old and not just okay to lewd, but recommended. Who knows how much egg does she have left? WE ARE RUNNING OUT OF TIME

>Chat is disabled for this live stream.
Why?

>>32564673
chat isn't enabled.

>>32564861
>If anything she'd be lolibaba at most with how old she is, at 9000 years old and counting.
I doubt that the loli=pedophile crowd cares about distinctions like that.

>>32564758
Do the math on average VoD views

>>32564843
Poruka... oruka...?

Deadbeats are cute

I want to defile Gura's precious throat with my vile sperm.

*casts spell that activates a bit after 8 PM EST*

>>32564742
i will also cry!

>>32564707
I'm kinda curious how Ina used to be so active with her fucked up nose.

I bestow upon this thread a blessing that repels falseflaggers from causing disorder and tribalism about our oshis' singing abilities

>>32564884
Gura's too busy to watch over it right now.

reminder that this is just another method of attack from one of the many seething groups that hate Gura for one reason or another. It's going to ramp up when the stream happens and after it ends.

>>32564873
This. Pekoras VODs max out fast when it comes to gaining viewers. Guras VODs have way longer legs.

>>32564883
You say that you want to impregnate her but it's not like you'd help raise the baby, especially after her stomach swells and her tits get bigger. You're just a selfish fetishist.

>>32564768
0.2%

>>32564719
I genuinely doubt Kiara is going to be awake for it.

>>32564884
to stop shit like this

>>32564552
Kiara is aware that she isn't a great singer, she's mentioned it before. She wouldn't want Gura to flub her song on purpose.

>>32564856
>that is unmedicated for some weird reason
I mean she does just power through attacks when they happen so they probably happen so rarely she doesn't think she needs it

gura's last tweet, but it's a text message sent to you with a picture of her lifting her hoodie up and showing off her midriff and bra

>>32564883
9000 in Atlantean years is like 90 in ours so technically you're beating your dick to a grandma

>>32564424
>66k likes
Jeez. There's nothing wrong with the clip but maybe I'm the weird one for not understanding why the stuff she does blows up like this.

Missed the shitshow, how did /hlg/ react to Polka recognizing VShojo

Did Rushia acknowledge Ame's video?

>>32564928
She is a good singer though, easily top 15 in all of Hololive, but she has to drop the chicken voice.

>>32564901
I just want to get her pregnant... fuck stop baiting me with this shit right now. I want more cute Gura!

>>32564824
You're probably right. Jewtube hates wholesomeness.

>>32564907
>how Ina used to be so active with her fucked up nose.
simple, she's a literal mouth breather

>>32564478
No, clip channels are why Hololive is as famous as it is today.

>>32564927
whose chat got invaded by this shit. Gura's?

With Gura singing the most popular songs in both EN and JP hololive Mori’s RIP should be a sure fire slot but will she actually sing it due to the profanity?

>>32564940
She’s cute and funny

>>32564719
Please don't, having holos comment on each other's stuff wouldn't be as fun if they felt obligated to do it every time. Plus it's even archived this time.

>>32564944
No, she thanked Ayame instead.

Who does the best movie watchalongs?

I'm running out of public ones to watch with Amelia and the others seem to mainly do them for members

>>32564882
cute

>>32564944
It is currently 7am in Japan.

>>32564927
God I hate these niggers so fucking much.

>>32564940
the way the humor works for that clip is that there is a sharp contrast between her tiny high-pitched voice and the aggressive masculine rock music she is humming.

>>32564890
That's why they're always portrayed as the retarded crowd

>>32564671
just archive lurk for a mega.nz link or my name

>>32564951
yeah but Kiara doesn't think that way hell Kiara herself said if Gura wasn't in EN she would have easily won the Vsinger position if she applied

P-Polka?

>>32564935
N-nani?!

How many messages will Ame send in chat to her wife? My guess is 35.

>>32564976
Just be an ARSchad

>>32564940
She has a natural comedic timing and propensity for things to go wrong at the best moments. Reasons why Pekora is so popular.

>>32564956
Polka oruca?

>>32564885
She can turn it on when the stream start so nothing is stopping the sc. gura should really try to earn as much as she can, this vtuber bubble might not last forever.

>>32564976
my oshi

>>32564951
Not really. You KFP keep saying this but her "limiters removed" just amounts to being ok.

>>32564976
>public
ngmi

>>32564899
Deadbeats are horndogs as am I. https://streamable.com/h0zk0z

GURA DOESNT DESERVE EVEN 40K SUBS WTF SHE ALREADY AT 2 MILLION? ARE YOU PEOPLE OUT OF YOUR GOD DAMN MIND? NOW GO AND UNSUBSCRIBE, INSTEAD SUBSCRIBE TO AMELIA, WHO DESERVE ATLEAST 100 MILLION SUBS, IF NOT ALL SUBS. FUCK CHUMBUDS

>>32564976
Toss-up between Kiara and Mori, but Mori's are public besides Scarface

>>32564455
When’s your next karaoke you stupid tree rat

I just woke up how was the trash taste podcast? How was the reaction on the threads?

>>32564964
Haachama's

>>32564944
No, not even a like. Maybe she'll see it eventually...

What is Polka doing, i'm scared.

>>32564976
Gura and Mori for completely different reasons

>>32564970
>every time
THIS ISN'T SOME BLOWOFF EVENT THAT I WOULD BE FINE WITH THEM MISSING SO FUCK THAT

Calm down chumbuddies, it’s still 3 hours to go why are there 4.2k waiting

Poruka oruka???????????????????????????????????????????

>>32565018
Why are takodachis like this?

>>32564890
what does an arbitrary age matter if she acts childlike, looks childlike, and you fap to her childlike qualities imagining her as a child
i mean technically you're fapping to an adult but you're fapping to an adult because they resemble a child. don't know what that'd classify as but it's probably not attraction to normal adults

>>32564899
that design reminds me of the little reaper kid from this short
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Mptpw8fQ-lw

Polka is.... sad

>>32565018
cum

>>32565023
How was the coma, anon?

>>32564976
In terms of members only, either Gura or Kiara depending on who you like more.

>>32564983
Yeah I mean I get why it's funny I just don't understand why it got that much engagement. I can understand why most of what Gura does is appealing, I guess I just don't get why it always blows up the way it does when it's often pretty basic.

>I miss you!!!
>Still refuses to communicate even on non break days
No I don't believe you Ina.

>>32564737
It's not anemia, it's orthostatic hypotension. Blood pools in the legs after standing up from bed rest because heart rate is low and blood vessels don't contract fast enough.
Basically she should have a quick shlick before getting out of bed. Doctor's orders.

>Causes of orthostatic hypotension
>Prolonged bed rest
>Excessive amounts of alcohol
>Dehydration
>Varicose veins
>Adrenal insufficiency
>etc

Sleepy Clussy voice

>>32565052
it is 7 AM for her.

>>32565018
Amelia, who?

>>32565047
Oruyo!

>>32565018
Why are vshoujos like this?

Everybody shutup, Polka is on.

do you love hags?

>>32565023
We're still going to be getting posts like this years from now when all of the current HoloEN (except Ame) has graduated, aren't we?

>>32565018
Why are teacucks like this?

>>32565052
She just woke up, anon.

>>32565023
what podcast? I'm excited on the newly announced Holo EN, I wonder if the /hlg/ already had an Idea who will it be

>>32564976
Here are the best watchalongs for each girls, watch the VODs or dig the DL links out of the archive. Whichever one appeals to you more, go watch some more of them.

Mori: The Room
Gura: The Thing
Ame: BR2049
Ina: Aliens
Kiara: LOTR: ROTK

>>32564956
pork ork

>>32564976
Objectively, there's no right answer because how they conduct watch-a-longs on top of their individual taste in movies is too different. Anyone saying otherwise is colored by bias for their oshi's content.

>>32564719
>kiara
>awake at 10 am
not happening

>>32564916
Pekora VOD is worthless to anyone who doesn't speak Japanese, for the most part, especially once clips of it are already out. Guras super casual portion of her fanbase can watch the VODs days later and still have a good time.

>>32564976
Gura is really cute during watchalongs.

>>32565052
It's 7am

sleepy clown
is this the closest I can get to her asmr without being a member? I hear wild things about those and have a great need.

>>32565080
What the fuck's a Hololive?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wwCIzdfrK_w

Why is moona streaming with random russians?

>>32565056
she also has an incredible charisma that is difficult to describe objectively. you aren't the only one puzzled by it, but it does seem to consistently affect a huge number of people (including me).

What is this Polka stream about?

>>32564940
Reminder that these are the people clips bring in.

In the far future, we could never find out if one of the girls died or retired, and Cover can just replace them with AI models of themselves...
https://roguerocket.com/2021/01/22/microsoft-black-mirror/

>>32565090
Would Kiara actually miss Gura's performance of Hinotori?

>>32565062
>>32565077
>>32565096
If was Ollie...

>>32564976
I like Gura's watchalongs more than Ame's and I'm a Teamate.

what made you guys like this

>>32565046
AHHHHHHHHHHHH

>>32565082
Gura loving The Thing and getting so excited about the practical effects was peak kino

https://poal.me/bvf0zm
https://poal.me/bvf0zm
https://poal.me/bvf0zm
the most important poal to be created yet

>>32564991
If you hadn't noticed Kiara has a very low opinion of herself.
I really enjoy her singing both in produced songs like Hinotori and Wah Wah World and her most recent Karaoke where she finally dealt with the small delay that bothered me for the longest time.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WaNdmgZfw6Q

>>32565100
Moona's russian' for subs.

>>32565099
This is what every guy says when they're pussy whipped. She's amazing, she's got charisma etc. Gura's nothing special, you're just horny for her.

>>32565113
women

>>32565043
Anon, at this point hololive has large events almost every day, and it's only going to get more crowded as time goes on. It's best that they start functioning in a sustainable way now rather than try to keep up with everything until it blows up in their face.

Did she just say 催眠

>>32564991
This is true, the vsinger are going to have a tough time going against gura. People will always compare them to gura so unless cover can actually find some one who can sing better than gura otherwise vsinger would be a joke. But beside that I think Kiara singing is not bad, she should give herself more credits.

>>32564861
lolibabas are based

>>32565018
Why the FUCK are chumbabies like this???

>>32565023
Does everyone still hate Chicken for speaking mostly japanese as an EN member and also ruining collabs by hiding in the corner and playing the game in gang beast and also setting up a joke about Seiso and accepting it when it turned on her?

>>32565135
Yes

https://streamable.com/0qm5b5

>>32565129
i can live with that

>>32565106
Oh we'd be able to tell if the personality is either real or artificial

>>32565119
Yeah, I was sort of lukewarm to Gura until that stream, it actually really sold me on her. Glad I downloaded the VOD on a whim.

>>32565109
it's not a question of 'would she want to' miss it,
it's a question of 'is she physically able to' be awake at that time.

Today Anya eats ciabatta

>>32564907
It's moreso she has smaller sinuses which causes the mucous to build up almost instantly. It's a common thing among asians. It's why she's hesitant about getting surgery for it since it'll be invasive and also put her out of streaming for a long while to recover.

>>32565105
reading that gave me a stroke

>>32565112
Ame makes watching movies with her a pain, which fits her GFE aesthetic

>>32565128
Go away Ina

I get this is a relaxation/hypnosis stream, but does Polka have to do it in some abandoned building? Nothings relaxing about that.

>>32565105

>>32565121
Unfortunately not, I made this earlier http://poal.me/1dbi7w

>>32565104
Gonna try and make people relax. Basically ASMR, but without the binaural mic.

>>32565148
dyrbi

>>32564951
Kiara views her ability as practice over natural talent, when she was talking about it she said you can train yourself up to a certain basic proficiency but without a natural ability you'll eventually hit a wall. This was when comparing herself with Nene.

>>32565128
Ina...

>>32565059
she's pregnant...

>>32564861

she seems really excited for today!

just got into hololive a few days ago thanks to covid
this is my first hololive thread
you are as autistic as expected
I stay

>>32565129
She must be pretty special considering how many people seem drawn to her

>>32565100
They both look autistic.

>>32565148
Not in the case of vtubers, who have extremely oversimplified personalities.

I fucking love polka's morning voice

>>32564927
I understand why Youtube has a verified feature, but there shouldn't be a "HEY LOOK AT ME" label in chat. Hopefully when YT starts allowing hosting/raiding there'll be a setting to shut it off on accounts.

>>32564991
When did Kiara say this? Holy shit even Kiara kneels to Gura's singing.

>>32565132
>celebrating 2 million subs is an every day event
No one else is going to reach that until the end of this year at best. Stop making excuses.

>>32564552
I don't like Hinotori, but...
>Gura
>sandbagging
I don't see it happening.

Hinotori's problems are greater than just Kiara not being a good singer.

>>32564532
The Gura Who laughs

>Coco is playing Yakuza 3 after 4

>>32565109
Want: no
Will: 90% yes
She finished the member stream at ~3:45 JST and tweeted ~2 hours ago

>>32564976
i've only seen the christmas die hard one with ame and gura, it was pretty fun

>>32565184
Please lurk for at least two weeks. Please.

>>32565157
>Implying there's nothing relaxing about hanging out with your totally-not-yandere clown GF at 7 in the morning in an abandoned warehouse

>>32565185
No, she just makes a lot of people really horny. Cunny and all that. Just read these threads for evidence.

>>32565155
I suppose there's some truth to that because I feel more exhausted after Amelongs than Guralongs.