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Would it be a good idea to go fishing using your detachable penis as bait?

Couch is occupied, cake is eaten, she hasn't put pants on today

Such is life with your useless Jabberwock older sister

>>32935147
She's not useless, she provides employment to the bakers by using their services.

The hellhound looked like every other hellhound, her hellhounddom obscuring any humanity that might have lurked within all that hellhoundness. Her hellhoundeyes and her hellhoundlips smacked of hellhoundlust. Hellhoundhands that could neither love nor heal but only grope hellhoundloving whores. There are many of those nowadays. It is a hellhound’s world filled with hellhounds who know nothing but hellhoundways. So the world shall become a hellhound too. It is already as violent as a hellhound. Already as diseased as a hellhound. Already the world has been remade in the hellhound's image.

>>32935147
Look Anon, what you seem to have yet to realize is that this is normal dragon behavior.
lazing about in their lair and keeping an eye on their hoard is a natural dragon occupation outside of adding more items to said hoard.

>>32935147
In her defense, I don't think pants can contain her fat ass.

>>32935147
just the way I like em, nice and plump

Why are gremlins so cute?

>>32935147
Stop buying cake.

>>32935325
They just want a piece of the Big Apple.

>>32935147
I want more giant squishy monstergirls. Just one giant squishy hellhound snuggle, please, that's all I'm asking

>>32935360
Yes a land filled with soft, plump, meaty monster girls

>>32935339
She already has your card information after the incident where she pinned you under herself until you gave it up, and has set up automatic ordering for consistent cake restocking.

when are wings too big

>>32935423
Wingspan shouldn't exceed double the body length

>>32935412
Stop having a card.

>>32935440
What do you do to her when they exceed?

>>32935460
Give her milk to help her grow!

>pov - you are nevian artist

>>32935489
>Hayao Miyazaki whenever he finishes a movie

I need MGs who like to gamble.

>all three kamaitachis get impregnated simultaneously
>they all give birth to triplets
How have these weasels not massively skewed their world's demographics?

Loli mofu dark elves!

>>32935147
No
give fit griffon onee san

>>32935443
Drastic actions like that will only have the jabberwock respond in similar fashion.
I shudder to think what she might do if she is actually willing to put "get up from the couch" in her plans to punish you.

Consider cute horse lasses.

>>32935513
It's very hard to get them pregnant all at once, their ovulation is like a slot machine

>>32935412
>after the incident where she pinned you under herself until you gave it up
Man, that must suck, imagine being stuck under your big older sister and being bullied by her

>>32935511

>>32935147
If you wanted an active dragon you should have married a wurm.

>>32935554
Honestly, I think anyone would have given up when their struggles weren't enough to keep her from falling asleep with them still under her.

>>32935554
If I can get fat dragon ass on my face, I would do it for the hell of it

>>32935120

>>32935511
>raiju who gets off on the thrill of taking risks and losing money

>>32935633
All dragons do that, it's their natural reaction when they're on top of their treasure. If only they stopped being so heavy.

>>32935120
Do Sahuagin give live birth or lay eggs?

>>32935147
BIG FAT VORE MONSTER!

>>32935325
Mind control helmet. Don't try to take it off, it'll shock you to orgasm if you do.

>>32935672
Yes

>>32935672
I suppose they must

>>32935511
The House always wins

How would you feel if your mamono wife got the cutest new art in the world but she's holding a a bunch of Wonder bread loaves

>>32935705
>>32935709
According to some random dnd lore sites they lay eggs.
>"Sahuagin are egg-laying creatures, with multiple hatchlings the rule. They fertilize internally and hatch after three months."
So something like that I guess, at least it's not salmon broadcast spawning.

>>32935714
I want nothing more than to be trapped in Kaiji-style gambling struggles against an Ice Queen that quickly devolve from me trying to recoup my monetary losses in her casino into me trying to win the rights to my body back as she becomes more and more smug.

>>32935999
I'd go with a tsurara that sticks an icicle through each part of me she "owns" after progressively failed gambles.

>>32935999
I love seeing smug monsters get a smugger.

>>32935538
Shetland Centaurs with a thick accent

>>32935672
>Sahaguin waifu
>Tugs at your sleeve
>Leads you to a little pond filled with innumerable red orbs.
>Points to it and says "Fertilize."
>Pulls off your pants before you can react and wraps her slimy, webbed hands around your dick and begins cranking out a wad.
>The sensation of your wife's smooth, slimy fingers massaging your flesh brings you to orgasm before long.
>She catches it all in her mouth.
>>Waddles over to the pond and spits it up onto a pile of eggs.
>Still mountains of them left to go
>She's coming back.
>Its night now.
>You're drained completely
>The entire mound is now coated head to foot in your pale cream.
>She starts pushing all of the eggs around until they're all back in the water and level.
>Covers the entire thing with large leaves to hide them from predators.
>she pats your head and says "good job."
>week later
>Tugs your sleeve
>"Babies hungry."
>Drags you back to the pond
>Removes the leaves to reveal that all the eggs now contain tiny lives jingling around in their crimson jewels
>Begins shuffling eggs around
>rips your pants off again
>>herewegoagain.fish
>Continue this for months
>eggs start to swell until they're the size of tennisballs.
>Hatching day.
>You hear news of a gigantic band of half-foot tall sahaguin raiding a human village and stealing all of the men.
>All of the women get ptsd.
>>You're wife smiles with pride.

If a succ doesn't have more power in her hips than I have in my entire body I will be disappointed.

Remember anons. Never trust a girl that can suck you off under the table and never show signs shes doing it.

>>32935243
The hellhound knows where she is at all times. She knows this because she knows where she isn't. By subtracting where she is from where she isn't, or where she isn't from where she is (whichever is greater), she obtains a difference, or deviation. The estrus subsystem uses deviations to generate corrective commands to drive the hellhound from a position where she is to a position where she isn't, and arriving at a position where she wasn't, she now is. Consequently, the position where she is, is now the position that she wasn't, and she follows that the position that she was, is now the position that she isn't.
In the event that the position that she is in is not the position that she wasn't, the system has acquired a variation, the variation being the difference between where the hellhound is, and where she wasn't. If variation is considered to be a significant factor, she too may be corrected by lust. However, the hellhound must also know where she was.

The hellhound mating sensory scenario works as follows. Because a variation has modified some of the information the hellhound has obtained, she is not sure just where she is. However, she is sure where she isn't, within reason, and she knows where she was. She now subtracts where she should be from where she wasn't, or vice-versa, and by differentiating this from the algebraic sum of where she shouldn't be, and where she was, she is able to obtain the deviation and her variation, which is called error.

>>32935141
D-detachable?

>>32936105
>Never trust a girl

>>32936194
A witch put a curse on it.

>>32936223
But thats a fox. So i can trust her right?

>>32935415
Do those count as naked aprons?

How do gremlins rape men?

a lesson from hakutaku-sensei!

>>32936259
You should always trust foxes, especially that one

>>32936097
If a girl is stronger than me, she should look the part too, that's how I like it.

>>32936265
With facts and logic.

>>32936283
Sounds good. Going to enter her shrine dick first.

>>32936267
instructions unclear; penis caught in ceiling fan

>>32936267
>bareback
No.

>>32936259
>>32936283
Always be careful around foxes. Always.

>>32935702
I assure you there is no helmet sitting on my head

>>32936372
Foxes are the most trustworthy monstergirls, there's no reason to be careful.

>>32936346
Ceiling fan tsukumogami?

>>32936372
why even be around foxes when cheshire is much more fun
*this post was brought to you by the Cheshire Supremacy Foundation*

>>32936380
Have you checked your other head, down there?

>>32936384
I don't trust her face.

>>32936417
Cheshires don't have mofu. Also they're lazy and the only thing they can do tease you around all day. CHESHIRES HATE!

>>32936259
Yes.

>>32935489
It seems like alot of the plays in Nevia are love stories. I can't help but feel I would get bored pretty quickly

>>32936552
What a winglet

>>32935511
>Bet against the wight casino owner at one of the tables for high rollers
>if you win, she strips
>if you lose, you get the claws.
https://files.catbox.moe/cbpo4x.png

>>32936606
I win either way. What's the point of the casino then?

>>32936653
Well Anon, winners get eye candy, losers get their souls nearly drained out while zombie bouncers ravish the defaulted gambler.
So do your best to win!

>rolled the assassin hypothetical in the previous thread and got pharaoh.
I'm having difficulty imagining a pharaoh personally take it upon herself to assassinate me

>>32935412
>>32935147
>>32935532
>>32935554
>>32935633
>>32935657
Older sister dragons, and older sister monsters in general, act so spoiled because they believe they'll just automatically get their younger brother as a husband, so they don't need to put in as much work.

Naturally, you'd tell your older sister such a slovenly lazy lifestyle wouldn't fly right?

>>32936696
Coulda been a pharaoh that got deposed by grape snek

>>32936696
Maybe it's a mute pharaoh that relies upon martial prowess.

>>32936672
But I'll get a cute and permanenent zombie harem. That's certainly better than just eye-candy, which is a one-time thing.

>>32936759
>Anon finally realizes it's actually a racket by older wights trying to get their zombie underlings married

>>32936736
Or a younger daughter that won't inherit. That actually seems like an issue if the younger daughters decide that sharing with an apophis is better than not having anything under their older sisters

>>32936726
I'd bring home a dragon from another family and then watch them fight.

>>32936754
>Mute champion pharaoh coming after (you)
>And she absolutely will not stop, ever, until you are husband
Terrifying. Although I would spoil a mute monster wife very much

>Molesting a whitehorn's velvet antlers

>>32936759
>Tossed into the Zombie pit for the entertainment of Wight and Vampire high rollers, forced to become a human chew toy for hungry, nibbly Zombie girls. The more you beg and scream, the higher the ratings go, and the Dark Elf Pit-Misteess isn't above giving you a few lashes after-hours for extra pay-per-view content.
Vs.
>Get to jack off under the table to a Wight's pristine pale skin, great full tits, and piercing eyes while she slooowly counts you down until you can cum, blowing your load into a champagne glass so she can sip it smugly for the rest of the evening, before taking you up to her suite to 'cash you out'

Honestly not sure the better alternative--help me decide anons. Do I throw this last hand or try to win?

>>32936839
Couldn't she use body language?

>>32936823
That's way too far, you can't risk burning down the neighborhood like that. Nor should you scare your older sister that much

>>32936876
That's part of the charm. She doesn't have a god voice and can't tell you how much she loves you so she needs to show you

>>32936869
Foreclose their casino for gambling and put them in jail for racketeering. anon is the prison warden and gambling isn't actually illegal but they don't need to know that

>>32936868
Those antlers don't look red to me anon

>>32936696
>Druella approaches the pharaoh
>"Pharaoh-chan, I need you to assassinate this Order pest for me, what do you say? A favor for an old friend?"
>"That's Pharaoh-sama to you, and no, why would royalty like me need to dirty her own hands just to deal with a minor annoyance?"
>Druella whips out a stack of paper
>"This is the party in question's post history, why don't you take a look before making any judgement"
>a full page with anon's shitposting about the best desert waifu
>"listen bros, I like brown thighs as much as the next guy, but pharaoh might be the worst desert waifu... I couldn't ever see an old H A G like her overtaking apophis or sandworm in my heart"
>"pharaoh doesn't even have any animal features! what kind of idiot would want some old sandy puss without even an attached silky snake tail! some royalty she is!"
>"anyone that thinks pharaoh is cuter than apophis needs to get their head checked, they were clearly dropped as an infant!"
>"I don't care if she has some sort of special royal magic, anyone that would kneel for a bitch like that is a weakmind betamale!"
>she continues reading more and more posts full of insults towards her royal majesty
>"....Ok Druella... It seems like I will have to personally educate this CRETEN about the class of royalty... do you still have the deluxe femdom 8000 super mind and cock breaking kit?"
>"I'm one step ahead of you"

>>32936839
>Mute Pharoah falls in love with you after you defeat her (barely)
>Rolla herself up in a carpet and has her Nuki friend deliver her to your house
>REALLY likes it when you call her 'My Queen', her favorite thing is when you wear your horsehair helmet to bed
>Has an apophis bite above her left nipple--you tried asking but she just blushed and shook her head
>Isn't very dominant at all, but does like it when you massage her lithe, taut muscles and whisper 'praise the Pharaoh' in her ear

>>32936884
I'm not getting monster mashed by my own sister and if burning down the neighborhood is the only way to avoid it then that's the neighborhood's problem. She'll get over it.

>>32936920
>Prisoners are not allowed to orgasm during their sentence
Hmmm, I wonder what poor Ms. Wight will do for 'good behavior' to earn an 'early release'...

>>32936928
I wonder how does the kit works. And if Druella is so powerful and mindbreaking, why would she need a kit? I think Dru-chan's powers are exaggerated and she's just a normal succ

>>32935120

>>32936928

>FemDom™ 8000 series

8k RUINED FD products for me, shitty quality control, lackluster finish compared to the 7800, and no real improvements except for a slightly larger cumtank. They even removed key features like detachable shackles. Just another disappointment--ManBreaker, PenisPrison, and Pump Dynamics are all superior systems, imho

>>32936939
More like "childhood friend who acts like your older sister despite being the same age"

>>32936976
you see it wasn't that she needed the kit, she actually made the kit by using her vast knowledge on the subject and infusing some of her power into it

>>32936726
>such a slovenly lazy lifestyle wouldn't fly right
Of course it wouldn't fly if she's too fat because then she would be too heavy to get off the ground

I want to sleep with a sheep

>>32937017
>ywn go hunting White Tail with your slim brown Arabian centaur waifu

It hurts bros

that lever action Marlin/FLIR combo is peak /k/ino though

>>32937074
That's just mean, stop bullying your older sister. She still has seniority over you

>>32937083
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PZuHAsf6qO0

Alright lads, time for this thread's drawing! Now, it seems You have broken the law of the Demon Realm, and for your heinous crimes have been sentenced to hard time in Imperial Prison. The Warden (a Lilim, of course) escorts you to your new cell personally in a different wing of the Prison. She smiles cruelly as she opens the cell door into a largish suite where you will be spending a great deal of time. Tell us your crime, and roll to determine who your new cellmate is:
https://monstergirlencyclopedia.fandom.com/wiki/Special:RandomInCategory/Mamono

(If you draw Lilim, you are actually led to the Warden's personal quarters, where you will spend the rest of your sentence as her servant)

when're we getting 4-winged girls?
i can just imagine the near-cathedral level building you'd need in order to happily live with an 8 ft 4 winged dragoness
even a 12 ft ceiling might not be enough, and what about her tail as well?

>>32937241
>Phantom
So apparently saying your life is boring and you wanna kill yourself is illegal, regardless of the fact it was a joke.
So I'm gonna spend the rest of my sentence getting to play some pen a paper role playing games with her. So all in all, not bad. I just wished she'd stop making every girl look like her.

>>32937241
>Littering
I roll a VERY HORNY KIKI, who is in prison for 'cleaning' the local Dark Mages collection of priceless back issues of Stud-Muffin Magazine she found under the bed, thoroughly soaked with Mana

>>32937241
>Jubjub
Not much to explain here

>>32937241
>baphomet
I remembered why I kind of hate KC.

>>32937241
>species index
fuck

Does anyone else find the whole "cum is food" thing very gross? I'd be grossed out if I have to cum on my wife's dinner to get her to eat what I make.

>>32937360
Why would you hate KC

>>32937342
W-what'd you do anon?

>Trapped in an elaborate aviary with a fluffy pink waifu

Sounds nice.

>>32937403
Because he thinks lolicon is oh-so awesome that he gives one of the monsters Mary-Sue powers in order to justify his trash taste.
Oh, and he created siths.

>>32937391
you don't have to cum in the food, just dick her extra hard after dinner if she finishes her plate

>>32937368
Reroll and/or pick your favorite

>>32937438
if you think KC is bad because of that I got some major news for you about Monster Girl Quest and the game's creator

>>32937432
Public overdecency, I wasn't aware that it's a crime to wear long pants now.

>>32937444
I can't get horny at will. It just kinda comes to me whenever it feels like. She's just gonna have to deal with being a coombrain and deal with eating normal regular food like a normal regular person

>>32937438
Oh, that. Yeah he's kinda obsessed with muh lolis, but to be honest I don't really care about 'lore' and 'worldbuliding' and therefore I don't give a single fuck about whatever epic superpowers certain monstergirls have.

>>32937241
>Demon
I dunno what my crime was but I'm glad I committed it.

>>32937474
I know about MGQ, but what about the creator?

>>32937527
Poor fellow, a life sentence is rough for someone so young...

>>32937368
Uh oh, the prison uses an opean barrack sleeping arrangement. Good luck anon.

>>32937241
>Nacho
I hang myself using my shirt as a makeshift noose. Better luck next reincarnation.

>>32937630
I'll see you all in the next world anons, I've had a good life

>>32937647
Sorry anon, roll again if you no like spider bullingf

>>32937241
>living armor
Oh no my penis. I am going to be forced into her body and milked hourly.

>>32937647
I'll trade you for a braphomet.

>>32937277
Why not a six-winged Seraphim girl?

>>32937710
Deal.

>>32937729
i want to fuck, not be burnt away by holy light
besides, aint into the angel aesthetic

>>32937241
>Werebat

Spreading propaganda about the joys of being single and unmarried at such an advanced age. I would've been cast in the pit of devil bugs or rodents, but I received a lighter sentence due to pleading insanity.

>>32936549
That's just monster/narrator bias. I'm sure they produce everything.

>>32937755
I don't know, I kinda like the fiery wheel covered in eyes

>>32937755
Fera not, anon, being embraced by four of her wings while she uses the other two to fly must feel incredible.

>>32937809
>Fear not
fuck

>>32937241
>weasel trio
Does the warden even know that there is three of them in here with me?

>>32937308
>prison Kiki
I think I've developed a new fetish

>>32937809
>Feranot
Actually sounds pretty neat as a name for some suitably serious monstergirl like angel, dragon, griffin etc

What does this mean? I don't understand.

>>32937277
I don't blame you for forgetting.

>>32937868
She needs your dick in her ass asap

>>32937868
Liver goes there

>>32937868
She's saying "gag my big slutty mouth".

>>32937868
I like that shortcut he used for her tails.

I like when their clothes look like their breasts are being grasped.

>>32937977
Let's take it further

>>32938026
must get real annoying popping and reapplying those nipple covering scales every time the baby wants to suck

>>32937821
Prison overcrowding, Anon. Gotta make room for more prisoners of love

>>32938092
>trying to fit four people in a single bunk
Nights are going to get pretty tight.

>>32937878
Bees are quite forgettable

>>32937241
>Pharaoh
w-what did she do to deserve being in here??

>>32938144
I was going to do a twin size mattress with around 12-20 imps

>>32937917
Reminder that if a fox has nine tails they also have the power to hide them.
Which means you can never be totally sure...

>>32935529
Look at those maracas.

>>32938148
>calling a wasp a bee
They're gonna rape you for that.

>>32938157
She bit a grape snake

>>32938247
an empty threat, they were going to anyway.

>>32938253
Ah, so that's why she has a ball gag.

>>32938226
I'd love to do more than just look at them

>>32938278
Yeah, and the rope is due to her keep trying to grapple the innocent snake as well. Good thing nothing bad will happen to her now. Anyhow, the guards are going on their lunch break for the next hour, so just make sure to keep an eye on her.

>>32937241
>Bunyip
Uh oh

With all the talk of MGC prison I can't stop thinking about the MG police busting into a house like it's a a drug cartel but it's actually just a bunch of virgin guys playing D&D. Dragging them off to "prison" and their new cellmate.

>>32938441
Floofy Cuddle Snek for you!

What crime deserves such a comfortable punishment?

>>32938467
just put me in with 2 manticores

>>32937241
>forgot to submit my yearly mana report to the MSHA (Mamono Sexual Health Administration)
>Dark Mage
now I'm stuck in this dingy cell with this psychotic witch, I just want to go home and see my wife Titania

>>32936939
>that's the neighborhood's problem. She'll get over it.
the neighborhood is a mimic!

>>32938226
>mexican griffon
Well that's a combination you don't see every day

>>32938531
Married? Poor fellow. Perhaps the Warden will grant you a conjugal visit...or else womp up some charge to get your pretty waifu incarcerated with you.

>>32938467
Two VIRGIN men have been confirmed.

Then they blow the doors in and flashbang your nerd cave.

This is why monsters and especially the extremist faction need smiting and purging.

>>32938467
>playing D&D
They deserved it.

>>32938649
with my dick lol

>>32938655
Could have been worse
Could have been FATAL

>>32937241
>Gargoyle
Sounds like I accidentally destroyed some old architecture

>>32938673
No.
D&D is to tabletop rpgs what NTR is to hentai doujins

>>32938702
I have absolutely no fucking idea what you're on about.
Are you a pathfinder player?

>>32938476
Hitting up lonely monsters on tinder and then ghosting them just to cause them to suffer

>>32938724
Not him but DND is basically vanilla ice cream.
Its plain but works for most folks.

>>32938724
>I have absolutely no fucking idea
>immediately starts talking about pathfinder
Yeah sure. Get out.

>>32938746
Well yes, that's 100% correct. That's why I was so confused why he compared it to NTR in hentai doujins.

>>32938673
>spoiler
The guy who wrote that deserves an Eros angel

been working on this for a bit, dunno how the arms or head would really work

>>32938769
That I have no clue on.
5e, granted, ain't the best. Its a very casualized edition where you basically just pre-select a path for your character.
DMing is a bit easier than other systems but its what lazy players want so....

>>32938728
Enjoy being a Cuddlesnek's teddy bear you MONSTER!

>>32938792
she a cute

>>32938793
That bellybutton is staring into my soul

>>32938792
Reject monster temptress
Acquire Eros lover

>>32938793
I know it's wings but it looks like she's got a huge head.

>>32938792
I want to fluff her hair.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_FVyw1oBeAg

>>32938954
I kind of want an edit of this video with a pharaoh getting her head massaged and melting

>>32939219
This but with griffon

>>32938467
>Heard they have tazers.
>It's just raìju cops

>>32935120

>>32938602
>anon gets thrown into the cell with the dark witch
>hates dark witches and lilims because they're the opposite of his cute waifu
>she's ready to pounce on him and do some weird evil sex magic
>he's just crying in fetal position in the corner of the cell all day and all night
>mumbling something about missing his cute wife and being a bad influence on the fairies
>tfw too focused on some exciting raging mushroom and prison fruit play that he forgot to turn in his stuff
>she asks the warden what he's in for
>"This sick fuck committed mana fraud, maximum sentence for twisted bastards like him"
>"Did he steal a bunch of mana from Danuki Co. or something?"
>"No he didn't turn in his yearly mana report , truly a crime worse than murder"
>"Eew... warden please let me in a different cell than this... SICKO... please? Also look into this bastard's wife too, heard him mumbling something about owning some illegal aphrodisiacs"
>"Sure, I would be happy to"
>they both look back at anon with a smirk and wink
>maybe they aren't so bad after all.png

>>32938793
what is it suppose to be exactly

>>32939373
>anubis has a shorter skirt than apophis
hmmm

>>32939517
Yes! Dark Mages actually just get a bad rap! They are really one of the most careing and kindhearted mamono in the entire world! They're experiments and spells are always done for the good and betterment of both mamono AND humankind! If your local Dark Mage asks you to be a test subject, don't be shy! Your contribution will definetly make somebody happy in the future, I guarantee it!
*the content of this post was furnished by the Dark Mage Takeover Fund*

>>32939800
Dark mages are just the generic schools!
The more specialized ones have their own aesthetics and magics

>>32939486
Joke's on her I prefer ice coffee

>>32939486
>It's not brewed with water, it's brewed with her love juice
it's hot in at least 1 aspect

>>32939786
anubutt > apotits

>>32936869
Is the first one a just big cuddle puddle?

>>32937241
>Mad hatter
No clue what I did but I'm going to curl up in a corner, cover my eyes and have a mental break down

>>32937241
>Barometz
What did she do? Refuse to pay rent?

>>32939981
Also probably got nailed for taking up two parking spots at once

>>32939981
jaywalker

>>32938549
>dom griffon gf and sub lamia pet

>>32938602
>not just hiring the wife as his personal guard

>>32935557
>KOT

>>32935557
>one betting disk please

>>32939292
>its not police brutality it's just part of my culture.

>>32937241
>Bogey
Well men, I snapped. Between the shit job market and demonic occupation I resorted to robbery to put food on the table which lasted about 10 minutes before the now monsterized police took me down. I would probably be dead if this was the old world. Not that I don't feel like it. So I pled guilty. Let's be honest it was clearly me on the tapes, I really must have had a lapse in judgement to not try and hide myself better. So I get sent to jail rather quickly and told I'll be meeting my cellmate rather soon. Reach the cell and told to enjoy my honeymoon, but no one else is here, just a standard cell with an odd pile of quilts on the bed.
Then it moved. That pile of quilts is alive and she stands up and moves towards me. I'm frozen in fear as she moves close. Then she gives me a hug, and holds tightly pulling me as she slumps to the floor, pulling me on top of her. "It's ok, no one is going to hurt you". I have never felt a woman's touch before, it feels very good.

>>32940141
>He was resisting arrest!
>He complied with every demand
>Yeah, everybody knows when you arrest someone it involves either a straight up fight or the perp running, since he didn't do either, he resisted arrest!

>>32936265
They make a contraption, then they fail and get raped instead.

>>32936884
If you shrink them, it wouldn't cause as much damage and you'll have a better view of it.

>>32937241
https://monstergirlencyclopedia.fandom.com/wiki/Phantom
>step into my cell
>"NOW PRISONER 24601"

>>32937054
>NBR shit
No thanks.

>>32937241
>Redcap
welp, im getting shiv'd, and all i did was possess illicit materials

>>32940231
It's just being a good sport to run from the mg police, they love to get worked up like that.

>>32940263
>comfy cell life with Phantom singing showtunes and acting out her OC plays
based

>>32940083
>>32940106

>>32938476
Jaywalking

>>32937241
>Raiju
And here I thought I was done getting tazed, how was I supposed to know that failing to meet the mandatory amount of time outside of my home would get me the MG equivalent of the electric chair, I was playing video games!

>>32940263
>The guard outside has to listen to the two of you reenacting the entirety of les miserables with of sex mixed in
>A mix of singing at the top of your lungs, loud moaning and the two at the same time
>She still ends up touching herself until she cums

>>32940263
>5 years for what you did
>14 years because you tried to run
Enjoy your 19 years anon

>>32935511

>>32940452
Niceeee

>>32940432
Is tazing a raiju assault or sexual assault?

>>32940798
Foreplay

>>32940309
>>32937300
Honestly a phantom sounds like one of the best companions for a long prison sentence, plenty of fun conversation and imagination so you won't get bored

the other solution is a mindflayer to dream up fun new personalities to try on

>>32940180
>Sweet protective Bogey Onee-san
Also an excellent choice. Since you're a 'violent offender', they decided to keep you in a padded cell. Fortunately for you, your cell's 'padding' is VERY affectionate and loving, and will enjoy spoiling you rotten with hugs and kisses. While there's little chance for a commutation of your sentence, you do understand there's a 'supervised release' program available where you will be allowed home, so long as you are constantly supervised by your soft, plushie caretaker. She will never, ever leave your side, but she'd never want to anyway...

>>32940830
>oh anon, I didn't realize we shared this interest!
PANIC

>>32940798
Charging her up only makes her zap you harder

>>32940605
Guess I'm a gambling man now.

>monsters invent motion pictures to watch on the big screen in theaters
>the production company logo presented at the start of the film is a circle with a manticore roaring in the middle

>>32939701
4 winged dragon girl

>>32941088
What if you overcharge her?

>>32935120

>>32941293
She blows up and EMPs half the city.

>>32941354
>Honey the power went out again
>Probably anon and his Raiju, I'll file ANOTHER complaint....

>>32939486
>Yuki Onna pulling a Lloyd Irving on you
https://youtu.be/w-l_CJYir0g?t=40

>>32941263
it feels like your waist is a little too high for the pelvic girdle or the breasts are too big, because its making your torso look a little short or off, thats just me though.
if this is going to be a reference pic you just have the head and arms be in a neutral position

>>32941222
>All movies consist of War Dramas, College fraternity comedies, old-fashioned swashbuckling romances (Three Musketeers being a perennial favorite), Pirate movies, and British political dramas, and Mike Rowe-style documentaries featuring sweaty, greasy, hairy blue-collar Earth men doing dangerous work in suspiciously scanty clothing.
>Acting is atrocious since the men they get to play in films rarely last for more than 2 or three performances before being snatched up (sometimes literally) by one of their adoring fans.
>Tanuki film executives are always recruiting kidnapping earth men as actors for the predominantly male casts
>Allegations have been leveled at several of the Danuki/Phantom executives of misconduct with several of the newer actors, but as all of the 'victims' are now happily married to their alleged abusers, no Judge gas seen fit to sanction the studios.

>>32941428
>Can't unhear Robin's voice

>>32937241
>Werebat
For carrying holy water for research purposes? I mean I had the proper paperwork and even snuck into order territory.

Model for a leanen sidhe! She promises she won't have you do anything provocative! And you'll get your money's worth!

>>32941525
No way, she'll probably want to me dress in some weird outfit.

>>32941525
time for the classical lines
paint me like one of your french boys

>>32941298
White foxes are the fluffiest and cutest.

>>32941354
But does it make her cum her brains out?

>>32941477
>be struggling actor on Earth
>look the part but don't have the right connections
>only get roles in direct to DVD B movies and extras in local channel sitcoms
>get a dubious email saying a studio is looking for a male lead in their college romcom movie
>what's the worst that could happen.png
>go to the studio
>burlap sack pulled over anon's head
>wake up to see Danuki producer and Phantom director
>"Oh you're awake, good. We were just about to start shooting"
>wut.png
>"Oh there's your female lead costar, https://monstergirlencyclopedia.fandom.com/wiki/Special:RandomInCategory/Mamono -chan"
>"We're about to start filming the kiss scene, let's get to work anon"

>>32941499
>Fed to a wild werebat

Mmmm, delicious. Of course, your cell will be kept nice and dim so she can enjoy her meal properly. I hope you like being nibbled by sharp little bat fangs!

>>32941477
There'd be a new genre called "first encounters" were a hapless man is placed in a bedroom and are blindly introduced to an ushi, manticore, apophis or the like.

>>32941659
Save it for the next thread, don't want these to get stale by overusing them

>>32935999
What happens if you win?

>>32941659
>https://monstergirlencyclopedia.fandom.com/wiki/Special:RandomInCategory/Mamono
>Bogey
time for cuddles

>>32941354
pour one out for all the anons with automaton waifus

>>32938226

>>32941685
no that was my bad, I wanted to roll a random one and for some reason copy pasted that when I meant to write Hellhound lol

>>32941706
Adorable.

>>32941651
of course

>>32936223
I don't trust this one.

>>32941773
Does she become immobile, twitching in a puddle of her own cum? If so, then the EMP is worth it. The tazing did its job.

>>32941659
>Grizzly
So this is like Grizzly man but with a good end?

>>32941717
You should delete and redo the post.

>>32941683
>Scary violin music slowly increasing in pitch
*THIS SUMMER*
>grainy webcam footage of a man inside a small room, banging on the door and screaming to be let out
*HIS WORST NIGHTMARE*
>flashing footage of the same man running away from the camera, with a girl's voice pleading for him to stop, she just wants to cuddle, dammit
*BECOMES HIS REALITY*
>No, NOOOOO!
*First Encounters*
*Coming to a Theatre near you*

>>32941706
>Let me show you the dance of my people!

How old is your waifu?
If it's a number on the clock, i'm gonna slap you

>>32941263
speaking of

>>32941877
as old or older

>>32941887
Your wife better not be a minor

>>32939373
whats going on in this picture

>>32941877
What if she doesn't follow human years?

>>32941877
She's a little younger than me.

>>32941899
well duh

>>32941877
>In fact, any monster that dies with regrets has the potential to rise as one of the undead. The kingdom of the undead is, therefore, quite diverse.
Both are physically lolis but I like to imagine them as being so old as to have became undead.

>>32939863
>Dark mage that specializes in fire magic.
>Orange/red robes
>Hair cut short to avoid burning it but the ends glow as if they were alight.
>Lots of skin exposed from thin clothing.
>Can maybe have ambient flames about her.

>>32941877
Really 700 years old. No seriously her father is a spirited away Templar.

>>32942076
She’s also gotta be tan.

>>32941877
Two years older.

>>32942105
This would be true.
Tan skinn with dark red hair that ends in a radiant, nigh glowing yellow/orange.

>>32941877
The concept doesn't apply to her, I think.

just marry the damn horse anon.

>>32942133
I won't be persuaded

>>32942133
Interesting Automaton model there.

>>32942133
it's bestiality if I fuck the rear, it's boring restrictive sex in the front.
I think i'm good without the horse.

>>32941835
got to take a while to recharge afterwards

>>32942171
she might be a cyborg centaur

>>32939863
>>32942076
Explosion Dark Mages have the best aesthetics.

>>32942183
...which almost makes me wonder if its just a human that underwent a massive amount of surgery.

>>32942195
That's a young one there.
More experienced/skill dark mages start to take on aesthetics of their elements.

>>32942216
If a human wants to become a centaur that much, she's well on the way to monsterize anyway.

>>32942245
What if she wanted to be an automaton, just centaur-shaped.

>>32942245
Seems more like a trick to me.

>>32942230
>Those who go after air always have a warm, gentle breeze about them.
>Seem to hover off the ground.
>Light green shade to their eyes and hair.

>>32935120

>>32942289
Close enough.
>>32942331
That's way too much commitment for a simple trick.

>>32941877
Well, I guess it's time to get slapped.

>>32942394
Combat effectiveness is worth quite the prize.

>come home one day to find your adopted momster having another one of her book club meetings with the other older monster girls of the neighborhood
>decide to take a quick look at what they're reading
>"Young Love: How to Love Young Boys"
>look up and see them all heart-pupiling at you

>>32941877
27

that level drain spell is temporary and goes both ways right?
which book has it, i need to look it up for an idea

>>32942491
https://monstergirlencyclopedia.fandom.com/wiki/Monster_Girl_Encyclopedia_World_Guide_III:_Sabbath_Grimoire#Level_Drain_.28p63.29

>>32942491
sabbath grimoire

>>32941877
Not much older than she looks, but she's seen a lot over years, before we met.
She talks big about a "storied legacy," but the truth is far from certain.

>>32942230
>>32942346
>Those that specialize in lightning often find sparks crackling between their fingertips or running across their skin
>Their hair usually takes on a electric blue color
>....
>Wait that's just a raiju who stole the pointy hat and robes from her friend

>>32942564
>>32942565
>Done via sex
Welp, idea has to bend the method a tad
it was going to be used as part of the build up TO sex, not during it

>>32935120

What would I do with the egg shell? Maybe keep it for nostalgia and to show her when she becomes an adult

Catgirls have such squishy faces. I just wanna play with and facegrope them.

>>32942473
>run off to your bedroom and go under the blanket
>try to fall asleep to let the boner subside
>wake up with all of them in bed around you
>shirtless with red lipstick kiss marks all over your chest

>>32937241
>illegal trading
>Unagi Joro
Gonna get really slimy in that cell.

>>32942595
I can see the static part crackling between strands of hair, fingers, or out from their robes.
I'm torn between a neon blue color or a bright yellow for their hair though.
And she could probably re-charge a device if skilled enough.

>>32942617
Clean out the liquids, and put it in a display case

>>32937241
I put a bucket of water above a door and Druella walked under it! Haha! Suck it, Lilim!
>Rolled Lilim
God fucking damn it.

>>32941877
She is 5 months younger than me so that would make her 22.

>>32938148
Which is sad. They've had a special place in my heart ever since I had a dream about one.

>>32942830
So you're her vomit?

>>32941877
Young for an undead monstrosity, and old for a wight. Naturally, she gets pouty if I don't refer to those two facts as the opposite.

>>32942836
It's not vomit if the nectar never went inside her digestive system

>>32942836
Honey is more like saliva. I love bee girl's spit.

>>32942942
anon the mouth and throat are the beginning of the digestive system

>Dark mage warmage

What do you have to do to a fox's mofu for her to make this expression?

>>32942648
"Ara ara sweetie you're quite the popular one ufufufu~"

Dont look endergirls in the eye

Need a story about mage and gnome-chan

>>32942103
Poor girl needs to get inside. She may have a big hat, but that isn't enough.

>>32937241
>Manticore
Hell yeah baby being locked up and helpless with a Core was one of my fantasies anyway
Also crime was smuggling and selling some vintage human man on human woman race supremacy porn cassettes to a bunch of now convicted Order guys
Not the best reason to get into prison but you gotta do what you gotta do pay the bills, no regrets

Rent free.

>>32942994
>extremist dark mage warmage

>>32943289
Needs more plate

>tfw no dark knight to sweep you off your feet and call you her prince.

>>32943293
do you mean an arcane knight/spellsword

>>32943289
what's so warm about her?

>>32943308
This and ripped as hell.

>>32943259
It's not free if you sold your body for her to be in your head

>>32943316
Nope.
War mage.
Wear heavy armor, cast spells.

>>32943046

Rub a balloon against it until the static electricity gives her a zap

>32943046
That's a wolf you falseflagging retard

>>32943085
>momster extremely proud her son is such a stud
>even happier that she gets to be part of his harem.

>>32943473
>"I guess slipping all those mana supplements and holstaur milk into your food was worth it after all sweetie"
>she leans in and whispers in your ear
>"or should I say... darling~"

https://monstergirlencyclopedia.fandom.com/wiki/User_blog:Gnomehunter/Day_25:_MGE_Roulette
This feels wrong

>>32942655
Shoulda sold when Danuki-san told you too

DON'T CARE BUYING SILVER, HODL $GME

>>32943244
Lol, read it in Gianni's voice, gg mate

>>32943789
I even heard the riff kick in at the end

>>32942706
Hope you like the taste of pussy, friend

>>32943772
I'm tired to being controlled by tanukis. They should all be maids.

>>32943801
>tfw your Manticore Cellie LOVES Megadeath

>>32943814
Do you orgasm when you give a lilim cunnilingus?

>>32943827
Incredibly Based

>>32943605
If they were all regura CC then i dont think i would ever have full balls. Nor would they not have empty wombs.

>>32943833
Only if you beg and she decides to let you

>>32943827
>every house guest wonders how the fuck you got the head of a huge conglomerate as a live-in maid

>>32943888
The husband just has a maid fetish. CEO wife is happy to oblige

>>32943854
It should be illegal to make milfs as sexy as regura does.

>>32943888
>>32943909
There a stereotype about wealthy CEOs hiring dominatrices for themselves. I don't know if it's true, but it would probably apply to some rich monsters.

>>32935120

>>32943916
Not MG related, but his blind librarian does unspeakable things to me.

>>32943979
I want to be a rental master for a wealthy kiki

>>32943916
Agreed. They commit robbery pf the highest degree! Steal all my semen before i can give it to a monster.

>>32944096
Train older sister is my favorite non mg. Mg would be the suicide man bug or shy nerd bug.

One (1) musclebun with some muscly buns

Nice nuts you got over there.

>>32943381
Spells like Fist?

>>32943446
So you know that much about her.

>>32944248
Sometimes, yes.
Mostly its damaging spells.

>>32943801
Why did I read that as kick kiki?

>>32944087
Are those boats? How is right a monster girl?

>>32944233
SHORT muscle bun!

Gym Rats

>>32944334
Can you use them as dumbbells?

>>32944334
How does she plan to work out when her stomach is distended with my cum.

>>32944345
By working it off.

>>32944334
LEWD yet somehow also wholesome

11/10 would share my BROtein® /fit/Fuel™ and then work out with her

>>32944386
You are suppose to give her the shake after she works out.

>>32944414
Anon she does want any of that shit. She wants pure unfiltered man juice.

>>32944334

>4ft tall gym rat that barely weighs more than senko
>still decently strong and has a powerful leglock

I have a MIGHTY NEED

>>32944430
That's why all the men at the gym fear her.

>>32944420
Oh well, guess i better take her home so she can digest it. Although i hope she doesn't mind me filling her womb as well.