/jp/ - Otaku Culture

I like birds.

So what's the ETA on KC's game?

Valentine's Day is coming up. What traditions do you think monster girls would have?

onahole monsters

>>32985133
But birds don’t like you

>>32985562
Can I use my shog as a onahole?

>>32985550
It's the time of the year when Eros is at her most powerful and her agent are out in full force doing their best to keep any from being single.

>>32985562
Slimes trapped in bottles!

>>32985550
Fucking, fucking and fucking.

>>32985604
>bird
>hollow bones
They're just asking to be manhandled.

>>32985799
>Go to carry one
>Overestimate the weight and throw her over your shoulder

>>32985659
Of course. She could always leave a gift behind when she's not able to attend to master.

>>32985849
Would she feel it?

>>32985883
Not just feel it, fully control it.

>>32985849
>Shog wife is going out shopping
>She leaves a shog-onahole for you to use
>Decide to use it
>Meanwhile, somewhere your shog maid is panting heavily and is having repeated orgasms while picking up some cornflakes

>>32985903
Fairy tail is still ongoing? I thought it ended years ago

>>32986037
I thought the same.

>>32986037
There's a sequel drawn by a different artists but Mashima still writes the storyboard. It releases ever 2 weeks.
On the subject of the current arc, Nure-onna Lucy looks great, but Bakeneko Wendy looks lame and cosplay-tier. Can't wait what yokai Erza's gonna look like, though.

I wanna coat the inside of a demon's womb with my semen

>>32986109
*a different artist

>>32986120
Why is it that most blue demon girls just turn into Astaroth clones?

>>32986120
Blue skin equals good wife.

>>32985550
Valentine's day must be fun when you are a typical dense anon and your timid mamono coworker who showed interest in you all year to no avail finally snaps, chugs on a mix of every available aphrodisiac and fertility potion and decides to pay you a visit.

Iis a bicorn mandatory to having a healthy harem in MGE canon? I'd feel a bit bad if every girl after the first was getting shitty tasting mana

I'm not a fan of otaku culture

>>32985218
Probably 2022 or 2023 realistically.

How do I know my giant breed pet kobold won’t turn on me one day and rape me like some generic hellhound?

>>32986529
No, Bicorn are just the ones who prefer harems the most. You can definitely have harems without them.

>>32986739
I know that much, but I'm not sure how that mana thing works
I know monogamous couples' mana acts as a sort of rape repellant, and bicorns can make that mixed mana better for the harem, but how's it work for harems without a bicorn?

>>32986779
Maybe bicorns are just more perceptive to the mixed mana. Other monsters probably don't notice or even care.

>>32986810
so it doesn't bug them, they can just tell if you're taken or not and prefer to leave you be unless you're looking for a harem?

>>32986702
Don't go rubbing your scent into all of her stuff and you should be okay.

>>32986856
That's the way I see it. Remember, KC said monsters who REALLY want a certain man will ignore mana markers, so you could still wind up with a harem after already being husbando'd by another monster.

>>32985799
princess carry birbs!

>>32985799
Gonna bully the delinquent black harpy

>>32986171
>be an office worker at Danuki Co.
>rarely ever get sick but come down with something on valentines day
>have to stay home but that's fine, no gf or anyone interested with me so I'm not missing out on much
>get a phone call from the manticore office lady from the cubicle next to mine
>she's pissed for some reason and her breathing is incredibly strained
>"Uhhh anon? Why aren't you at work? You DO know it's valentines day right? How could you choose this day amongst all days to skip?"
>this goes on for 30 minutes, with her chugging some liquid/swallowing something inbetween every sentence
>"I can't believe it anon, this was THE DAY. You wouldn't believe how ready I was to make my move. Fuck it, what's your address anon, I'm making a visit after work today."
>she must have wanted to do something today with her valentine and me skipping made her have to cancel the plans
>feel bad and tell her the address
>she seems to brighten up and I can hear her chugging even more liquid than on the other side of the line
>"ok anon I'll be over as soon as work is done so get some rest because you're in for it today mister"
>tfw she's gonna nag my ear off for hours while I'm sick
>all the while the other OLs are blocking off their schedules for the extra work they know they're gonna be stuck with after Ms. Manticore hopped up on a literal gallon of aphrodesiacs and fertility drugs heads to anon's place after stewing in her cubicle all day at work.

>come home from work
>wife, on all fours already has her tailpussy filled with her sweet, pearly GIRL CUM
>straw is poking outside
Honestly if Your wife doesn't make sure You only ever drink her GIRL CUM, does she even love You?

>>32985062
I don't remember my wife being that shade... I don't remember her being, period.

>>32986151
*fluffy paws

>>32985972
>That same kikimora from before is watching in jealousy

>>32987385
You know you're fucked when your ex-friend, now rapist and also soon-to-be wife manticore starts drinking funny liquids with both her mouth and the tail pussy at the same time.

>>32985972
>this but with a dullahead trying to act natural while her body gets ravaged

>>32987728
actually no scratch that
>taking your dullahead gf out on a casual date to the park while her body is tied up and stuffed with toys at home, watching her try to keep her cool in front of the people

Just wondering, how would someone tell their aggressive mamono wife that they honestly don't want to have kids yet?

>>32987687
>red eyes
>blushing
Hello Kiki Maid Service, my maid has been drinking on the job and now she won't stop cuddling me and rubbing her paws up and down my body, is this normal?

>>32987717
>she started out the day pretty normal, was able to do her work properly and hold a conversation with the other OLs just fine
>a few hours in she started breathing weirdly and looked flushed
>eventually she just stopped talking and had a glassed over expression
>staring down some creep photos she took of anon while giggling to herself
>dense anon has no clue what he's gotten himself into
>always thought Ms. Manticore hated him because she would look flustered every time they made eye contact
better hope anon's cold isn't that bad because that combined with the hellstorm that's about to be unleashed might be a recipe for no survival

>>32987807
futilely

>>32987807
The stars are not right. Can't do it. Not today.

>>32987850
>"Does your Kiki's feathers and tail look normal?
>no feathers
>no tail
>confused.png
>"Uhh... how to I say this... I think my Kiki might have autism???"

>>32987807
Well, if you got an aggressive wife then it's safe to assume you already willingly gave up your reproductive rights and you are not the one to decide when/how many.
Always trust your wife, she knows best when you are ready for kids.

>>32987807
Don't bother telling her, your only option is to put contraceptive medication in her food and hope to god she doesn't find out. Might as well just give in though, you can literally only find it on the mamono black market for a huge markup

Remember that minotaurs are tough girls so you should milk them harshly and with cold hands

>>32987975
>"Uhh... how to I say this... I think my Kiki might have autism???"
Bunyips can't be maids, they get fur shed all over the house and never make eye contact with you!

>>32987699
>Kiki looks on as the shog holds her hand over her mouth as she gets super tense for a moment before going into a semi-liquid state after her master came inside the onahole
>"God I wish that was me"
CC Kikis just can't catch a break

>>32986109
does wendy count as loli?

>>32988206
Probably.

What's this CC I keep hearing about? I thought at first it was Cheshire Cat, but it doesn't really fit with most uses.

>>32988241
die newfag bastard

>>32988241
You have to be over 18 to post on this board and even then you need to lurk for 2 years.

>>32985562
onahole tsukomogami monsters

>>32988263
I am and I have. I still haven't found out what that meant.

>>32988241
Crypto Currency

>>32988300
The answer is found in this song.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6bkwuAzts9o

>>32988356
Is it Christmas Cake?

>>32988444
Congratulations!

I want to french this skink.

>>32988529
Adoptive momsters, by law, have sole rights to their son's virginity.

>>32988353
>danuki tries to get into the crypto market

>>32987891
Oh, don't worry. I'm sure Ms. Manticore will be doing tons of activities that will warm anon's body up

>>32988579
>Adoptive

>>32988087
>could just have made a fuzzy cuddle snake and knocked it out of the park
>went the extra mile and made her adorably autistic too
based kenkou

>>32988529
i dont get the joke

>>32988674
non adoptive momono should only have daughters

How is the family expansion going anon?

>>32988707
>not monsterizing your human mom

>>32988739
I didn't get to that content yet, I'm still grinding

>>32988739
Slow. Dragons aren't easy to impregnate, you know. Considering adoption.

>Babe! It's 4pm, time for you to brush my hair!
>Yes honey.

>>32988773
I wonder what happens if a echidna 'destined one' just slacks off and becomes some unimportant side character instead of a hero

>>32989014
I like that with valkyries

>>32989009
>the hair starts coiling around you and drains your energy
no wonder why Anon looks like he got flattened

>>32988800
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>>32989126
>her hair coils around your dick
>dick flattening

>>32989009
bitch you will go to sleep soon whats the point?

>>32989174
Sleepfucking.

>>32989163
Perfect! I'm going to overrun the world with dragon daughters and destroy all balance in the universe!

>>32985062

>>32989163
did the raccoons just send underpaid adventurers into the tentacle forest until one got the fertility potion?

>>32989174
At 4pm?

>>32989533
Looks like Hex Maniac mixed with a ghost type pokemon. All of my yes.

Once in a while it's nice to switch things up and let your big Jinko wife rest her head on your chest while cuddling instead of the other way around.

>>32989585
I bet she also has a long tongue. Getting licked by it paralyzes you so you can't run away from her

>>32989533
Big zombie mage.

>>32989533
this idiot spilt coffee grounds all over her chest

>>32989429
You think you can brush all that hair in just one hour?

Pharoah

A jubjub that is a powerful and feared extremist warlord

>>32989594
Jinkos are just big cats. They love to sit on you

>>32988579
>>32988674
Away with this Order propaganda.

>>32989711
Too bad the jubjub is too busy fucking her newfound hubby

>>32989727
see
>>32988752

>>32989769
>thinking she can't do both

>>32989770
Even more Order propaganda.

>>32989723
>just married to your new jinko wife
>move into a house together to start a family
>go to the furniture store to pick out a bed for the two of you
>she says she doesn't like any of the beds in the store
>ask her what kind of bed she's thinking of
>shows you a pictures of cat jungle gyms and cat condos
>"Look anon it even comes with cozy material AND a built-in heating pad!"
based big kitty wife

>>32989830
You know, human sized cat condos sounds very fun to live in. It's like a soft, fluffy playground that you can sleep in and parkour around if you have to.

>>32989799
Why?

>>32989864
>Look at those monster sympathizers! They're all inbred retards who want to fuck their family!

>>32989723
I'd love to sit on her lap.

>>32989830
>she starts sleeping in the packaging it came in instead of on them

>>32989884
No, turning your mom into a monster girl and fucking her is really hot.

>>32989894

>>32985062
Why can't we uplift humanity through a genetic ascendency and make them be able to take on multiple mamono at the same time? Drive fear into the hearts of mamono as you rampage through mamono strongholds and bodyslam their Tribe Leaders into the mud. Just watch out for magic users they can still probably do some weird shit to you.

I just want mge to have actual conflict for a more superior narrative, stakes, drama, CONFLICT. Not even grimdark genocide shit, but actual conflict where humans at least have a chance and a reason. Is that too much to ask?

>>32989912
ew

>>32989912
Go suck Freud's cock, oedipoid.

>>32989935
Not if she's hot.

>>32989923
cute

>>32989945
Not just your okaa-san. Monsterizing your cool onee-san and cute imouto and fucking them is hot too.

>>32989924
cringe af

>>32989923
I'm gonna push her in and shut the box on her.

Monster fucking is IMMORAL and if you do it, you go to HELL before you die

>>32989995
I bet that symbol can be monsterized and fucked.

>>32989949
>>32989962
Why are you so attracted to your family?

>>32989654
I like takatsu's art syle I just dont like how he sometimes ntr into his stories.

>>32990012
Not my family, just anime monster girl incest in general.

>>32989995
Are we talking Royal Makai? Wonderland? Pandemonium? I need to know which Hell you're talking about.

>>32990029
Hell.
Hell in a Cell!

>>32989894
>at the landscape store figuring out what you want to put in the backyard
>ask her what flowers/grass she wants
>points to the bamboo and trees
>"Sweetie I like this! Everyone needs a bamboo forest to hide in! It'll only take up half the backyard I promise! You wouldn't want your daughters to not know how to hide in the reeds to stalk prey right?"
>and that's how I had to convince the homeowners association to let me fill the backyard with bamboo

>>32990042
my shog and kiki doing tag team wrestling for the 50k suitcase and a shot at the MWF title belt!

I want a cute akward alium girl.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZYwDEkO9sYk

>>32990064
Mastah on a pole match!

>>32989711
>You are alone, child. There is only darkness for you, and only rape for your people.
>These heroes are just the beginning.
>I will command a great and terrible army, and we will sail to a billion worlds.
>We will sail until every light has been extinguished.
>You are strong, child, but I am beyond strength.
>I am the end, and I have come for you, Anon.

>>32990042
From outta nowhere, it's JOOOOOOOAN CHESHIRE!

>>32990026
So it would make no difference to you if the girls were related to you, or just to each other?

>>32990136
Just related to the guy they're fucking.

>>32990085
>TONIGHT AN EPIC SHOWDOWN BETWEEN FORMER PARTERS SHOG AND KIKI!
>WHAT WILL THEY DO WHEN MASTAH IS UP FOR THE TAKING!
>THAT'S RIGHT! GET READY FOR THE LADDER MATCH OF THE CENTURY!
>A LADDER MATCH FOR CUSTODY OF MASTAH!
>THIS SUNDAY AT 8/7CENTRAL ON INARI!!!

>>32990042
And with her signature pin, Wight-san takes the championship title!

YUBI YUBI!

>>32990194
>>32990200
BAH GAWD
ARE YOU SEEING THIS COLE?

>she sees your yubis

>PINK OVERDRIVE!

>>32990042
>Order soldier dies in battle
>smiles as he slips into the void, certain he'll be in the loving embrace of his goddess soon
>wakes up to the sound of hundreds of monsters shouting and jeering at him through a cage
>panics, begins screaming to the heavens begging for a second chance and asking what he did wrong
>muscle wisp enters the cell and prepares to RKO her new husband

>>32990118
I'll just put a round door knob. Try opening that door with your feathery wings, loser.

>>32990290
Was that a...?

pufferfish girls.

>>32990362
a?

>>32989585
I should expect it given the thread but choice taste

>>32990406
MOTHERFUCKING JOJO REFERENCE

>>32990394
G R E E N T E A N E K O
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>>32990461
Is that Donte?

>>32990614
Uncle Dante

I want to be trapped in a very small hole with a very big bug.

>>32989923
>anon sold a pic of her sitting in a box to a Rata
>legends say he's still being hunted down by Ocelomehs to this day

>>32990780
>being trapped in a small hole with a size-conscious oomukade
>spending a good deal of time trying to convince her that she isn't too big and that it's actually really comfortable here in the hole

>>32990357
>HE CAN’T HEAR US, THE CROWD IS TOO LOUD
>BAH GAWD IS THAT- OHHHH SHE GOT HIM WITH THE DEMON SILVER CHAIR

>>32990847
based

>>32990360
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7I7gk_on4vQ&ab_channel=thatsideofutube2

>tfw it turns out that your mysterious childhood friend that one day disappeared and suddenly reappeared when you became an adult was a lilim in disguise

>>32990967
Never forget that in 1998, The Cumdertaker threw Mamonokind off Hell in a Cell, and plummeted 16ft onto her husbands dick.

>>32991073
>can't remember why she moved away
>tfw you've already been mindbroken before when you were a kid
>tfw you're already putty in her hands and you just don't know it

>Literally gets pregnant from tonguejobs
There is no such thing as safe sex with a sandworm

>>32990360
All harpies canonically have claws on their wings to help them hold things, you can see them in Gandharva's profile picture.

>>32991135
There's rubbing your dick on her outer shell.

>>32991169
kinda cheating, but whatever
true birds would use their prehensile talons

>>32991194
That's not really sex.

The anus on her shell is probably quite large. Big enough to fist comfortably. I bet fucking that would be safe. Might give that a go when it's a bit cooler outside and if she decides to let me out.

Thanks for the help, anon

>>32988529
y not both?

>>32990394
lulz

Mice are nice

>>32991494
If they're so nice, why do they try to rape me in groups

>>32985062

>>32991542
No, my next line is that I want that with a sandworm, but obviously with nipples visible.

You can choose one of my two beautiful deformed daughters to marry. Which do you choose?

>>32991567
>Three boobs
Don't you start giving me flash backs to total recall

>>32990046
She's going to be disappointed when the first shoots spring up and they die when winter comes around

>>32990394
>monsterboy
Kill yourself retard

>Image file is from a phone
>The post is absolutely retarded
When are phoneniggers going to be banned

>>32991661
shit I can already imagine her spending hours on end at the local library "hunting" a biodomes for dummies book that doesn't exist

>>32991736
Magic brings many possibilities for terraforming, just don't let her bring any invasive species or both of you are going to mamano prison to think about what you did.

Speaking of, if your waifu is from a region with vastly different climate than yours would you move there or bring her to you? Fun to see how monster adapt to vastly different conditions

>>32991073
too bad I was the one that moved away from my childhood friend.

>>32991693
What's wrong with monsterboys?

>>32991712
Probably not going to happen. Most phoneposters don't know how / are too lazy to set up adblock and that brings Hiro a good amount of ad revenue.

>>32991103
>Unintentionally broke her childhood friends heart
Ayup thats a forced marriage from her mother and the monster community
>>32991778
Same thing

>32991784
Not even going to dignify that with a you. Lurk more or fuck off

Ice Queens are cute.

Ice Tzarinas are cute too.

>>32990205
saved
>>32990362
underrated waifu

>>32991784
Not him but you're a newfag

>>32991813
Wrong thread

Alright listen up, I've got an announcement to make. I am in heat RIGHT NOW!

>>32991934
I know a few ice spells if you want me to try and help you cool off

>>32991567
>the BIGGEST monoboob
>almost normal otherwise, lacking in arms maybe
nildooblin for me

>>32991934
>I've got an announcement to make
I can't read it without the hearing the egg man meme over this

How do I capture the elf thief that stole my heart?

>>32992317
rope

>>32986171
>been down on my luck after losing my previous job
>reminder that if you work for Oni you can only decline their drinking invitations for so long before they get sick of you
>see a cafe is looking for a guy to be a server and is willing to pay a lot
>fill out my application online and immediately get called back and told I'm hired and I get to start tomorrow first thing in the morning
>get up and go to the cafe
>huh
>"MAMONOCITY HUMAN MAN CAFE"
>it's like a maid cafe but with guys in hotpants instead
>all of the customers are ridiculously depraved beastgirls
>who wants a smell animal girl, why couldn't this be a cafe in the succ part of town
>cafe rules say you can't assault employees but doesn't mean you can't hit on them
>a month later, job is going well, have some pretty regular clientele that know me by name and always ask me out despite me declining every time
>"Heyyy anon~ it's valentines day!!! Wanna hang out with us after work!?"
>"No ladies, I finally got a date through an online service, I'm going to meet a cute succ on the other side of town after work"
>they go silent then look at each other
>"Oh, ok... be seeing you then"
>closing time, time to meet the succ of my dreams
>turn the street corner, all of the regular beastgirls from the cafe are there with a burlap sack and some rope

>>32991934
And I'm supposed to help you with that? What do I get huh?

>>32988296
Isn't that just a particular kind of living doll, basically

>>32988689
Most guys these days don't want an actual relationship, they want a mommy they can stick their dick into.

I had a thought, what if there were gargoyles or subtype of gargoyle that were intentionally creates as works of art that end up in a museum later and turning the nightguard there into a 'pedestal'.

>>32992461
thats a relationship

Now we just need someone to make the Fallen God equivalent. Ares lilim wouldn't hurt either.

>>32992340
Anon, you were catfished by those beastgirls. There is no date at all. Why else do you think the "succ" planned the date to be very far away from where you live? Exactly. So that when you go missing, your friends would think that "you are having fun with the succ in a faraway place". Unless you want to go missing for a few days, you should run to somewhere with lots of people, or lock yourself in your car/house.

What monstergirl for feigned-disinterest freeuse fucking? To be my personal self-heating self-cleaning fuckdoll, available whenever I feel the urge? To call me baka when I try to give her foreplay or kiss her lips? To go yandere and rape me in the night with no warning if I hold out on using her for too long?

>>32992461
seems to go both ways with how much daddy dom shit I see floating around
freud shouldn't be this right

I like maledom but i dont want a woman im fucking to call me daddy

>>32992620
you probably already know the answer to that one anon

>>32992461
Yeah they want a mother for their children. That's what marriage and sex are for

>>32992805
I'm sure the meidos would do if I asked them to, but I feel like it's not their main thing, does that make sense? They're too affectionate by default. I want someone who edges into tsundere territory.

>>32992557
>turn tail and run as fast as I can back to the cafe and lock the door behind me
>can hear them outside calling out for me
>"Booooo anon~ why won't you just hang out with us~ we just wanna talk~"
>hear some rustling from the kitchen
>oh shit one of them must have gotten inside
>a figures come out of the kitchen door
>it's a Danuki, just the owner of the cafe
>thankgod.png
>"Oh anon, I thought you were headed across town for a date?"
>"Listen ma'am the beastgirls that frequent the store caught on and tried to jump me, you gotta help me out"
>"Oh? Would seem like you're stuck in here huh"
>a wry smile comes across her face
>"It would seem that my plan worked out even better than expected"
>she drops her bag which happens to have a baseball bat and some rope hanging out
>"I was planning on surprising you on the other side of town... but it looks like you came to me instead.. fufufufufu"

>>32993018
yeah i'm not sure, might get a better idea referring to the chart but it's hard to say

>>32986120
I want to fill a loli demon's womb.

>>32992803
Agreed, darling or onii-chan is better.

>>32993253
not really a fan of onii chan either

Who's the shameless open pervert? You or your wife?

>>32993371
Me, I’m the stupid little slut

>>32993371
Me because I was naked and I spun my dick like a helicopter

Elves will wear anything as long as it gets the message across

>>32993371
Given my top three species are Succubus, Trumpart, and Bicorn, whichever one I got would definitely be more shameless and open with her perversion than I am. Although, being happily married to a Diamond Trumpart or Bicorn should also signal to those in the know that I'm also a massive degenerate.

>>32993371
Both of my wives are submissive and masochistic perverts.

>>32993098
Can a human become a teacher in a sea bishop school and spread faith?

Which one of you dopes is posting Druella in the /vg/ total war thread. Don't bring them here

>>32992620
Constructs, most likely - Automata, Golems, and the like.

>>32993078
Based owner saving me from unwanted harem scenario

>>32992620
Robutts with the wife software

>>32993471
it's all fun and games until she gets her "I love Anon" custom tshirt in the mail and goes to her neighbor anon's house to show it to him and he comes out wearing a "I hate Elves" shirt

If I summoned a demon to help me write a contract to bind other monster girls as my sex slaves, would she help? Would I have to offer her co-ownership?

>>32993562
Surely he doesn't really mean it,or MG know when a person isnt compatible with them

>>32993579
Not all elves are corrupted by mamono mana, as per the profile. She could be a pure elf with a crush on him.

>>32993371
me, i'm absolutely obsessed with her butt and tail.

>>32993371
My wives. Its part of our religion though so it makes sense.

>>32993371
I'm a haremfag, sabbathfag, and chaosfag. No matter how big of perverts any one of my wives are, I'm much more visibly a pervert.

>tfw no kuudere succubus to masterfully seduce and tease you until you beg her to fuck you while she remains stoic the whole time

>>32991813
Russian Ice Queens with thick accents are hot

>>32992340
>one hour later your date finally accepts that you aren’t showing up and decides to head home
>yet again, the owo-cubus is screwed over
>what will she tell her succ “friends” when they ask her how her date went?

>>32993801
>tfw no genki succubus to playfully weave befriending you, seducing you, and romancing you, while building up a group of her friends to join in as a harem as she learns more about your tastes and interests

>>32993371
By human standards or monster standards?

>>32993808
"Well see ya at CC ladies night tomorrow lol"

>>32993821
What do you mean? Isn't it the same?

>>32993807
I bet she would walk around her castle naked to tease me.

>>32993807
If I was captured in an Ice Queen's castle, I'd be more interested in seducing the Glacies guards, Yuki-onna scouts, and Tsurara-onna assassins.

>>32993976
>thirsty ice queen captures a young man that caught her fancy
>tries to seduce him but in a queenly sort of manner
>makes him massage her legs and tells him that his cooking is serviceable, which are huge privileges/compliments in her eyes
>guy could care less and makes a harem of the other girls in the castle under her nose
imagine the seethe when she finds out

>>32994063
By the point I've made a harem of her staff, I might've warmed up a bit more to her. But she'd have to beg for it, first. She'd have to wear down her queenly demeanor until she's begging for me to fuck her instead of literally every girl she's hired.

>>32993098
Ryu is perfect.

>>32993371
She is. I'm definitely the least perverted of us.

>>32985062

>>32990046
>Homeowner's Association Anubis and their Demon Lawyer show up at your door

>>32993828

Can someone help me understand what CC is?

pls no bully I'm the newfag from /biz/

>>32994441
CC = Christmas Cake = women older than 25, but not quite to "MILF" ages yet

>>32994441
Christmas Cake, usually used for older women past their "expiration date" (Use to be single above 25, now it's about 30.)

Meido Gear Solid

Tactical Mamano Espionage A/k/tion

>>32994296
>[loud high heel clacking sounds]

>>32994467
>>32994478

Arigato gozaimasu

>>32994493
Meido Gear?

>>32994506
NOOOO ANON DON'T POST THAT ITS CRINGGGGEEE

jk this, shoghouse, and the liver eating memes are my favorite

>>32993371
My kobold pet who knotted my cock deep in her cunny after violently dog-humping me in my sleep many times.
My manticore daughter who raped me at a playground once because I told her I wasn't getting her food from Wendi's.
And my Titania step-sister who demanded me to help her back on her feet even though she's always screwing herself over with her fairy kingdom.
My family is screwy.

>>32994561
The CLACK meme is cringe now?

Shame.

>>32994493
Shog - a weapon to surpass meido gear

>>32994493
>tfw no SASO Kiki

>>32994559
Yes, the equipment, or 'gear' Meido's use to clean your home and keep it safe from dirt, pests, clutter, and Federal Law Enforcement

MAMANO MACHINES, JACK!

>>32994561
it's a shog world, we're just living in it

>>32994581
Need more Kikimora with guns

>>32994601
>Formerly Kiki's

>>32994580
Parasite Shoggoth could be a powerful bio-weapon depending on MGE Skullface's goals.

>>32994632
>Shoggy’s Choccy-Boggy
>Formerly Kiki’s

>>32994591
DON’T YOU WORRY YOU’LL BE TOLD EXACTLY WHAT TO DO

There's evil afoot...

>fairies wrestling big cock

>>32994666
It stands no chance against this however

>>32994666

Actually I think Skullface would be more representative of Kiki, who embodies the spirit of the independant yeoman Republicanism with her '40 Acres and A Maid' lifestyle and penchant for marrying working-class guys.

Shoggoth represents the creeping internationalism of Casa Franca--no longer are there 'houses' but only one Shog House, no longer nations but one Shog Nation, not many worlds, but one Shog World.

Just kidding, Shoggoth hates globalists, given that she's so possessive she won't let guests even sit in M-A-ST-AH's chair

What species would call me their mount?

>>32994684
>Kiki's Cheeki Breeki

OK, I am now on board

>>32994818
is this maido cum powered?

>>32994818
GLORY, GLORY CLAYMORE KIKI!

>>32994854
any sabbath species, really.
shoulder lolis are the marks of a true warrior.

>>32994903
She's powered by mid-afternoon naps, headpats, compliments, and homemade pickle souo

>>32994818
Nah, even Kikibot is not immune.
>>32994851
Many monsters could potentially fit, I just imagine MGE Skullface as a Phantom in a suit and a cowboy hat.

>>32995009
Left one would be cute with some cleaning up.

>>32995009
I-is Slimebot-chan O-ok?

>>32994955
>be a baseball star in high school but due to injury you had to quit
>now you just do coaching because you love the game and can teach good hitting form
>finally get a gig in a city you never heard of at the minor league level
>bus arrives to take you to the city
>even though you made sure to get a good night's sleep, you doze off on the ride there
>you've arrived, enter the team facility to greet your players
>all of the players a mamono
>???
>tfw MILB didn't stand for minor league baseball, it stood for Mamono Interspecies Baseball League
>curvy ace wants some one on one batting practice
>is told he's on a 1 year deal and if they don't win the chip this year he's jobless
and thus begins anon's tough journey of somehow resisting the urge to fill his entire mamono team's wombs and win a championship

>>32985062

>>32985062
God bless America!

>>32995090
I would unironically watch a cheesy sports movie about a has-been coach with issues having to turn a failing Mamano baseball team around just in time for the Minor League series.

>>32995129
vtubers (aka youtubue twitch whores) can eat shit and die for all i care, this retarded dragon in particular should suffer the most.

>>32994425
>You answer the door
>Hear "Who is it honey?"
>Beeg jinko wife stands in the doorframe behind you

do your favorite non mg and mg chars have things in common or do they contrast?

how does a CC fetish work when I'm almost 25 myself

>>32995075
Shes still merging with the slime. They need some help if your willing to give it to her.

>>32995330
I don’t think Shyni from Teraurge has anything in common with anyone or anything from MGE

>>32994854
>>32991813
>>32993807
Hey buddy you got the wrong thread, /vg/ is two boards down

>>32995090
>>32995259
Sounds like a certain Distance doujin

>>32995415
Those wetware hard drives can sure be finiky, especially when they're crammed full of petabytes of memories of hugging her husband

>>32995384
You still have 5 years before it completely becomes a fantasy! Remember, with every passing day your fetish becomes more and more unattainable, so do with that whatever you want

>>32995384
Normally, you're just attracted to women your age and don't treat it as mommydom-lite. Hell, reuniting with your childhood friend when you're both past 30 is potentially cute.

>>32986908
that's the approach i'm taking with my story, imo the only realistic way you end up with a varied harem is if the girls already want you badly and are desperate enough to share

>>32995601
>liked petite figures in HS
>liked CC in college
>liked MILF after graduation and entering career
>like hags once you’re over the hill
>like grannies when you’re in your senior year
>like ghosts after dying

That one was very hard to make. Maybe if I could actualy draw it would be faster.
Anyway here it is Bogey gf.
What gf should I make next?

>>32995718
nice work

>>32995718
Thanks, looks cute

>>32995718
Wisp gf

>>32995755
this

>>32995718
CUTE

>>32995718
Very nice, what a cutie

>>32995718
sahu gf!

>>32995292
>she just woke up from a cat nap
>"arara? anubis-nyan? what're you doing here?"

>>32995090
>anon manages to resist them for so long that they come to deeply respect him
>they turn things around and start winning games
>make it to the playoffs
>in the championship game they score that miracle home-run to win
>anon comes out of the dugout to celebrate with his team but gets dogpiled by all of them as they rip their uniforms off and fuck him right there
>team has to take the next season off as all the players are pregnant

>>32996014
>Anon saves his career, fulfills his girls dreams, and becomes a father in the process
Good end

>>32995718
Wererabbit gf

>I'm just branding your soul so the other girls know you're mine. Be still hun, this'll only burn a lot!

>>32994561
what's shoghouse?

>>32995755
>>32995769
Well I said I can't draw, so this is going to be a challenge. But live is about struggle challenge and overcoming difficulties so I'll gladly do it. Just don't expect it anytime soon.

Meanwhile since we had a bogey gf posted let's get on with this week's episode of roll Your own adventure. Last one was about Druella sending her "assasin" and one guy rolled a Cu-Sith. Maybe he'll have more luck in a scenario like this:
>come back home
>it's been the worst day
>since yesterday...
>You've been feeling down for a month now
>too depressed to work
>too depressed to play vidya and stop being depressed
>You decide on going to take a shower for an hour just like every other day
>suddenly a loud bang comes from Your wardrobe
>"ow, how can they work like this!"
>You turn Your sight there, suprised
>"Hey sad-boy. Your depression ends today! Bogey couldn't make it, so they've sent me instead"
>what
>"Now hurry up and let me out!"
>You open the wardrobe and see:
https://monstergirlencyclopedia.fandom.com/wiki/Special:RandomInCategory/Mamono
Tell us what did You get, short stories more than welcomed.

>>32996194
Kurohebi? More like Kusohebi!

>>32996228
here how to draw whisp
step 1: draw tomoko
step 2:give her white hair, blue skin and goth loli outfit

>>32996228
>Ittan Momen
What?! Almost nothing changes at all, I’ll still be laying in bed all day doing nothing, nothing at all! Sure, the affections of a nice monster girl and the sex would be really nice, but I won’t even be getting out of bed! My problem ain’t fixed at all.

magus-anon got portal'd away

How do you deal with a charging sheep?

>>32996298
W-what happened?

>>32996277
Or draw Hex Maniac,

>>32996228
>Sphinx
Oh no, I'm terrible with trivia

>>32996228
>Disposition Index
They left me a fucking spreadsheet.
Thanks for nothing, Druella.

>>32996228
>werebat

>open the wardrobe
>see werebat crouching inside
>realize just how dark it is in my room
>she pounces out of the wardrobe and sits on my chest
>”don’t worry anon, you’re about to feel reeeaaal good whether you want to or not!”

>>32996228
>https://monstergirlencyclopedia.fandom.com/wiki/Special:RandomInCategory/Mamono
>lich
Well I was did love learning
>learn how to teleport and use it to mess with my new wife and slap her ass and not appear until the night where it gets goood.

>>32996309
anyone else find it was quite a coincidence that hex maniacs second design came out around the same time that watamote was airing?

>>32996228
>>Bogey couldn't make it, so they've sent me instead
Sounds like some weird shenanigans for the Anon who rolls a Bogey.
>Myconid
I thought my wardrobe is clean and dry, how did I get fungus there?

>>32996228
>automaton
>"I shall eliminate that which makes you sad anon"
>flies off
>the sound of muffled gunfire and screaming heard off in the distance

>>32996321
Since they're part lion, you could just make her quickshot and fuck her silly.

>>32996298
Most writefags vanish after a while, anon.
I miss when we first moved here and had loads of them posting every week.

>>32996228
>Creeping Coin
Well financial concerns tend to be one of my bigger problems, and she's a cute shortstack.
I'd say she did her job quite well!

>>32996228
>RYoA Chad is back
Based and Bogey-pilled
>Rolled Dark Priest
I will take her to Church and refresh my soul in the Joy of the Lord and then I will take her home and get started on God's first commandment to Man

>>32996228
>approach the wardrobe
>"On the other hand, p-please don't open it! I-I can't..."
>open it
>"kyaaaa"
>Umi Osho covers her face
>"I-I can't do it"
>try to comfort her, she starts to cry
>"I failed Bogey-chan, she wanted me to replace her and make friends, and I only embarrassed myself."
>You pull her out of the wardrobe into a hug. >start rubbing her hair and telling her it's allright
>sobbig subside and You help her onto Your couch
>wrap her up in a blanket and hug her again
>"sorry Anon, I'm such a joke. I just can't help that I'm so shy..."
>You say it's allright and stroke her head
>she dozes off into sleep
>go to the kitchen and make two teas, grab some snacks
>find her lying on Your couch wrapped in a blanket
>spend some time enjoying a tea party with Your new friend
>"A-anon can I come visit You sometimes, I-I don't feel so lonely now with You"
>she brightens up as You say: of course
>hugs You and says it's late and she should go
>You guide her to the doors, hug her again and wave as she walks down the street
>she waves back with a small jump
>You get a feeling that You won't stay depressed much longer
>You need to be there for Your new friend

>>32996359
nice

>>32990360
>I'll just put a round door knob. Try opening that door with your feathery wings, loser.
https://youtu.be/YE8PTMSFMUg

for some reason your waifu becomes obsessed with dinosaurs, wat do

>>32996228
>Two eyes peer at me from the darkness
>Room gets freezing cold
>Nervously greet whatever's in there
>Get impaled by icicles and turned into ice cube
>Tsurara-onna carries my frozen husk of a body to her lair
>"Sorry, I'm no bogey- you'll have to make me warm instead!"
>Endless ice mommy fucking ensues

>>32996402
Open the door
Get on the floor
Make noises during sex like a retarded dinosaur

>>32996228
>jinn of the jar

Somehow the same scenario as the genie I got earlier, but with someone more timid.

>>32996366
Based and wholesome. MG's are good as friends too.

>Matchmaking your shy turtle fren with one of your bros

>>32996304
If you put out your arms like you're offering a hug they instinctively straighten up and run into your arms

>>32996228
>Banshee
>She just sits in the wardrobe crying all evening
>Try to ignore this and sleep
>Can't sleep because of the wailing crying retard in the wardrobe
>Drag her out and throw her in the bathroom
>Its still annoying but at least its a bit muffled now
>Now you're sleep deprived and want to kill yourself.

>>32996402
Ask a psychologist to test her for autism.

>>32996402
Debate whether to shift to Fraggle Rock or The Dark Crystal next.

>>32996402
>I come home from work
>Titania and her fairy friends are on laying on the carpet with a bunch of childen's dinosaur picture books
>"Honey look at these things! They're so big and cool!"
>she gets up and puts the book she is currently on up in my face
>"Look this one is called a tri-cera-tops! It has three horns! Can we see some in person!?"
>"Sure we'll go this weekend"
and thus began my mad dash to call all the reptilians I knew to somehow pull this off

>>32996445
>Not putting on your black beanie and taking her for a /nightdrive/ in your VW sh*tbox while blasting doomwave and feeling her squeeze your left arm.

I feel like Banshees would be the ideal goth gf--the crying constantly thing is overstated in the bio, I think they must just be very tender hearted and empathetic to suffering. I bet she'd also enjoy watching John Carpenter movies until 2 AM and smoking Mamano Spirits (these damn things already killed her once)

>>32996402
>anon! Anon! I wanna be a te-... ter-.... a tear-o-dac-tile!

>>32996359
Anon please this outfit is to much. I am trapped near some succs and now intensely hard.

>>32996518
>Based Titania Husbando
I love reading your stories, bro. I should get a Pampillon-type wife. A friend offered to introduce me to a nice Moth chick he knows, but I dunno, they seem a little ditzy...

>>32996537
Truth is, anon was a succ and has conspired with the other succs to make you hard so they can move in
Get out now
Run
You might find somewhere comfortable to lay down for when they find you

>>32996537
Confession Time
I actually really hate the Dark Priest, it could be a neat unique Monster but instead its just "lolol its a succ but inna sexy maid outfit and also she drags you to hell and you have sex together". Pure Coomerbait with zero redeeming qualities or personality. I hope KC will update them with a little more character, like having a strong religious conviction, enjoying working in charities, having healing lowers, kyr something. Any ideas for headcannon to improve them?

>>32991052
>>32991169
>>32991194
>>32996377
>she opens the door and tries to go forward
>she hits her head and wonders how anon got an invisible force field, then crashes into it repeatedly
>it's just a glass screen behind the door
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wMr2d10-xf0

>>32993098
Wheres my wife on this chart?

>>32996228
>Kakuen
That day ends the same as it started, spanking the monkey

>>32996666
based quads
I'd say probably somewhere inbetween shirohebi and ushi-oni, she's pretty domineering and is definitely more on the monster side than the girl side

>>32990780
After catching a centipede and trying to make it fight other bugs, I realized that although they look aggressive and scary, they're just a bunch of scaredy-cats that want to find a safe place to hide. Although that was just the common garden variety; I've seen the rarer, bigger ones get aggressive in bug fight videos on youtube.

Centipede girls aren't scary at all, the just want someone to comfily cuddle with.

>>32996666
To the right of Anubis and below Shirohebi, maybe a bit farther to the right.

>>32996721
Based I used to look for them underneath the deck in my backyard and let them crawl on my arm, I never got bit or anything once. At the same time something makes me think that 100 little big hands wrote that post.

>>32996700
>Beating your disobedient monke gf's pink round bottom and then enjoying a peanut butter-banana smoothie together

>>32996518
whom could pull it off?

>>32994938
>royal loli recruits anon just so she doesn't have to walk herself around

>>32996700
>>32996775
I want to spank a monke’s buns...

>>32996806
>"whom" in nominative case

>>32995279
>being this mad about women who actively hide their bodies while streaming

>>32996721
>Gloomy, possessive poisonbug that tries to be all dommy but can't help herself from kissing you and becoming your slave
I wonder how Ooma-chan feels about hot onsen baths--they're used to cool, moist places, so I bet the scalding water would feel pretty intense, plus it might stimulate those poison glands of hers...

>>32996806
you know sometimes you just gotta figure that out as you go
>>32996549
I've heard the way they flap their wings when they're happy is cute

>>32996766
Nah, I just like bugs fighting.
Also, in order of most interesting to keep to most boring:
- Mantis: Always eats when you feed it something it can catch.
- Spider: Pounces on things small enough for it to handle (even bigger ones if it's hungry), but gets full too fast and stops trying to catch things for a while.
- Scorpion: I've seen it catch and eat things, but it's hard to get it to eat when you want to.
- Centipedes: Runs away and hides underground most of the time. Even when trying to feed it easy catches, it just ignores them (although this was just the common garden variety like I said before). I just see them as bug ostriches.

>>32996557
How dastardly. Maybe if i say sorry they wont rape me as hard.

>>32996598
They have sorta been expanded in the sabbath book. They use holy magic and dark pharmomancer, but they are kinda lame. Still like the idea of lewd monster nuns though.

>>32995129
Fat ghost dragon?

>>32996409
She can be your Bogey tonight

>>32989853
yes but could you enjoy /cute/ scenes like this in a cat condo?

>>32996298
Didn't we hear from him in the past week?

>>32996907
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GM0X2Er3Trw&ab_channel=AbsolutelyNopoint
no just /vt/ not knowing their place

>>32996858
Hakuto grammar nazis deserve slang spewing delinquent husbands.

Do you feel that monster lolis are well-represented in monster-created pop culture?

>>32996913
She qill be your ice bogey every night.

Don't trust anyone who says that lilims are weak to hand-holding! It is monster propaganda designed to deceive humans!
Lilims have superhuman physical strength once they have you in their grasp there is no way you can escape. Furthermore, lilims can easily mind break humans, once you are holding hands with one you are completely at her mercy.

>>32996815
>walking around with soft loli Pharaoh, Wight or whatever-kind-of-dragon-Deonora-is thighs right next to your head

>>32996849
>Cheeky, lazy, forgetful tomboy who enjoys pulling pranks
>Occasionally goes too far like drinking the last of the orange juice and not putting it on the grocery list
>Monkey's are intelligent and can learn quickly if given examples, according to wikipedia
>Enjoy coming up with fun ways to 'educate' Little Miss Coco on what is and is not acceptable Roommate Behavior
>Completing the Chore Chart earns her rewards, while failure incurs penalties from the Punishment Wheel
>With a sore bottom and a happy heart, she is slowly but surely becoming wife material. She

>>32996329
>Well I was did love learning
I hope your lich can undo the damage of that stroke you had.