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Got a green thumb?

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>> No.33066151

>>33066140
>pine alraunes
Ow

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>>33065881

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Stop right there, criminal scum

>> No.33066198

>>33066181
throws EMP I bought from the gremlin in the black market

>> No.33066210
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>>33066181
Space Outlaw Anon belongs to me

>> No.33066213

>>33066181
Hey, I haven't committed any crimes, you can't detain me!

>> No.33066229

>>33066198
>All girls get heart pupils
>Look at the second grenade's case
>"Erotic Magnetic Pulse grenade"

>> No.33066232

>>33066181
nah

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>>33066181
>Anubis has a midriff window for boy faces
Hmmm yes good

>> No.33066279

>>33066213
Resisting arrest is a crime. And there are witnesses to boot.

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>>33066140
Here, have a story of a new neighbor boy who is making moves on a half elf daughter.

>> No.33066316

Who gives the best strong hugs, Minotaur, Wurm or Jinko?

>> No.33066323

>>33066316
Wurm because they can also coil around you

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>>33066181
Have to thank whoever decided that showing thigh was an essential part of all mamano military uniforms

>> No.33066356

manticores are best because they are the only monster that can rape you from behind

>> No.33066369
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>>33066181
I demand to see my lawyer.
>>33066316
I may be biased, but Jinkos have fluffy paws and feel warmer. Minos are still nice and Wurms can >>33066323

>> No.33066382

>>33066356
there's every slime and also chimera if you're feeling adventurous.

>> No.33066416

>>33066369
So what does Single Female Lawyer order at the bar?

>> No.33066430

>>33066279
What happens to "criminals" in MGC?

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>>33066369

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>>33066356
From anywhere near you at that
Probably when she's making breakfast in the kitchen and you're reading the paper she could sneak the tail down your pants
>>33066430
The answer is always rape

>> No.33066511

>>33066464
when the law is on your side, pound the law
when the facts are on your side, pound the facts
when neither are on your side, pound your client

>> No.33066525
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33066525

What kind of dark elf do anons like
>Japanese delicious brown
>DnD/Elder Scrolls style dark elves with dark blueish skin
>Warhammer where they're biologically the same as other elves but have evil dispositions
>Lotr where they aren't really evil or different from other elves they just literally "live in darkness" because they never saw the light of Valinor
I like them all for different reasons but If I had to choose it would be Lotr elves because pale girls with raven hair are very cute

>> No.33066533

>>33066525
Drow skin with evil disposition would be my favorite

>> No.33066606

>>33066525
The ones who will let me live the carefree life of a pet to a hot S&M mistress

>> No.33066609

>>33066525
Drow on aphrodisiacs.

>> No.33066612

>>33066606
That would be the first three then maybe even the fourth if you ask nicely

>> No.33066647 [SPOILER] 
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Reminder that if you want your Kiki maid to do some shibari on you, it's going to be much more difficult than just asking.
They would likely have a hard time trying to find a way that effectively ties Mastah up but still has an effectively 0% chance of hurting him. While it may feel good at the time, your Kiki will look at the marks on your skin and never be able to forgive herself deep down inside.
Other Kiki may politely refuse to do anything with the rope themselves, saying that Mastah should tie them up instead. I've even heard stories of Kikis telling their Mastah to put on a blindfold and pretend to be tied up, which could still be hot I guess but definitely not the same.
The most dangerous outcome though is if she agrees but says she's going to the store to get some "safe alternatives". Just know that she's going to be out for a long time and will almost assuredly come back with pic related. While it's probably the cutest thing you've ever seen, it'll be borderline impossible to not laugh when you see the lewd/flustered look on her face when she puts them on you.
I highly recommend contacting the Meido Academy before your maid arrives and checking to see if she at least took BDSM-1000 or an equivalent course if you want this from your Kiki.

>> No.33066684

>portals open
>demonic corruption spreads off all over the world at a scary fast pace
>sea based monster girls swarm harbors and navy ships
>almost nobody gets a husband as half the sailors already alped

>> No.33066710

>>33066684
Technically by KCs own rules alping is impossible because mamano mana cures all mental illness

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>>33066140

>> No.33066756
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>>33066525
Drow skin. I do like the chocolate but it's not a dark elf to me.

Actual drow are stupid shits and their society is so dysfunctional that it requires Lolth constantly interfering.

"By this point, some of you might be wondering how drow society has survived at all. How can a culture this sadistic, this prone to betrayal and infighting, this bereft of any legal or moral code, possibly last for more than a few generations without obliterating itself? The truth is, it can’t. Drow society is absolutely and utterly nonviable. By all rights, it should have murdered itself into oblivion eons ago. It is only the will of the goddess Lolth that prevents this circumstance from coming about. The Spider Queen likes her drow just as they are—violent, vicious, murderous, and treacherous. It suits her for their society to continue in this manner, and so continue it does."

>> No.33066776

>>33066684
Navy started letting women be sailors a while ago. So really, if the MGs play their cards right and abduct enough lasses on watch and replace them, dudes might not notice the boat hoes being a bit more selective but enthusiastic with their whoring than usual.

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>> No.33066815

>>33066786
Breasts that size are meant to rest on one's head while passionately licking a midriff and frenching a navel

>> No.33066833
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>>33066756
It's more about your overall aesthetic taste, the series used were just examples found in various pop media. You can have your not!drow in mge act like any other monster if you want, they can be whatever you want if you really want the aesthetic of a dark elf without any of the sadism or cruelty that's fine too

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If portals opened up in every major city around the world, with a Lilim projecting her image and voice out of every single one giving the ultimatum that all eligible bachelors are to go through the dimensional doorways in one weeks time or the world will suffer the consequences, would you be ready? Is there anything you would want to get done before you were forced to go, or anyone you would want to say goodbye to or miss?

>> No.33066850

>>33066834
That's a weirdly specific and all-encompassing question

>> No.33066859

>>33066834
that's extremely out of character

>> No.33066878
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33066878

I wish there was more monster girl roulette.

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>>>33065881
>Dumbass
Is that any way for a demon to talk about her future husband?

>> No.33066984

>>33066942
It sounds like someone trying to set up a date for a desperate demon

>> No.33066987

>>33066878
Have you seen the one that guy made on the wiki that added gays to beast's setting?

>> No.33067003

>>33066987
>Mentally ill degenerate imposing themselves where they aren't welcome
Shocker

>> No.33067007
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Tell me about Centaurs and the dick-crushing paizuri they give their husbands

>> No.33067018

>>33066710
based

>> No.33067020

>>33066987
Does it end in alping?

>> No.33067038

>>33066859
Nonsense

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>>33067007
Few can match their technique, perfected over millenia

>> No.33067069
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>>33052285
This is a good story. Will Anon ever find his waifu?

>> No.33067075

>>33066834
>that all eligible bachelors are to go through the dimensional doorways in one weeks time
That isn't feasible

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Goblins are for...

>> No.33067086

>>33067020
Nah, he decided to "expand" on the lore in a way that we know would trigger Beast
>I chose to add or expand on a few details, like how monster girls are also becoming partners to female recipients, as well as adding a few bits of character to the wizard, and imagining how he got this whole thing running. (KC insists that monsters are solely seeking relationships with human men, but due to that being a stupid decision which has to completely ignore the realities of our own world, I have chosen to ignore it).
This, and reading the story, 3M is married to a both a baphomet and a witch

>> No.33067116

>>33067080
GREEN'ing humans with orcs.

>> No.33067119

>>33067075
Magic

Also a portal in every single city the world over

>> No.33067123

>>33067080
Buying off the slave market and making into breeding maids

>> No.33067127

>>33067045
Husbands of Centaurs enjoy the pleasure of morning paizuri

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>>33067116
I'd rather HUMAN elves instead.

>> No.33067153

>>33067086
>3M is married to a both a baphomet and a witch
why is this a problem?

>> No.33067162

>>33067116
Orcs are for being FARMERed

>> No.33067169

>>33067086
You read it?

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>>33067086
>but due to that being a stupid decision which has to completely ignore the realities of our own world, I have chosen to ignore it
What a tremendous faggot.

>> No.33067187

>>33066878
same, short readings but good ones

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>>33067123

>> No.33067201

>>33066464
I want Ushi to represent me, only for me to cite an antiquated law stating that I can have her represent me in a duel with the anubis prosecutor for my freedom!

>> No.33067210
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Post your top 10, including non-mge species if you have any.

>> No.33067217

>>33067086
>that being a stupid decision which has to completely ignore the realities of our own world
Impressive bait.

>> No.33067220

>>33067201
whoever makes the defendant cum faster is clearly just.

>> No.33067242

>>33066834
>the world will suffer the consequences
What are the consequences?

>> No.33067243
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>>33067210
I just like whatever monstergirl in general, minus a few exceptions.

>> No.33067249

>>33067086
Link the thing
I have time to kill

>> No.33067250
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>>33067210
Jinko
Bogey
Yeti
Shoggoth
Werebat
White Horn
Troll
Satyros
Minotaur
Cyclops

>> No.33067253

>>33066984
>demon at DMV sees anon signing literally anything if it's in front of him
>remembers her neighbor who can't seem to get a husband to sign her contract
>always stumbles over the words, ends up blurting out what her intentions are, etc
>tells her to get down here because this dumbass is her only shot
remember that regardless of what people say demons are /cute/ and thoughtful ladies that always think of their friends

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>>33067242
Releasing untold hundreds of millions of impatient, incredibly lonely and horny monstergirls upon the world.

>> No.33067267

>>33066987
>>33067086
Why bother bringing this here? Call him out for being a faggot on the wiki and leave it at that. Don't give some random mongoloid even more attention by dragging his shitposts here

>> No.33067271

>>33067080
>Can hear his nuts schloppin'
Imagine something like a werebat being able to track you down by the sound of blood flowing into your dick and the churning of your tentacles alone.

>> No.33067282

>>33067271
>the churning of your tentacles
I see I've already met a shog.

>> No.33067289

>>33067271
>the churning of your tentacles
You, uh, you got something you wanna share with us, Anon?

>> No.33067293

>>33067249
https://monstergirlencyclopedia.fandom.com/wiki/User_blog:Gnomehunter/Day_25:_MGE_Roulette
>>33067153
Beast is know for his hate of Lolis and the Sabbath

>> No.33067308

>>33067293
spite will never create a worthwhile story.

>> No.33067310

>>33067267
Might as well break the monotomy and looping coversations.
I'm bored, sue me.

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>>33066684
Its not gay underway and its not queer on the pier

Would lonely sailors jump to the sharks? I sure would, even if they were just normal sharks. Haha the sweet release of death.

>> No.33067329

>>33067308
It's part of the reason to stay way from ff.net
people wright hate fics is one thing, writing counter hate fics is where shit gets silly

>> No.33067331

>>33067261
1) Go with friends to Lilim Den for moral support
2) Wait for them to get locked in
3) ???
4) PROFIT! (WIth Chimaera)

>> No.33067341

>>33067282
>>33067289
>They don't have churning tentacles
The absolute state of jaypee in 2021

>> No.33067356

>>33067329
Counter fics?

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>>33067162
>Baiting low level monster bandits into your land
>Only to have the tables turned and get rusticated with peasant boy dickings
>Making the next generation of farmers daughters even stronger and bustier
How to play 4D chess as the ruler of a mamano realm

>> No.33067375

>>33066834
I would go, I don't have much keeping me around here. For the chance of love and magic I would go.

>> No.33067390

>>33067261
It'd be a lot of fun to go up close to the glass and start undoing some shirt buttons to watch their reactions.

>> No.33067401

>>33067362
It all started when Old King McDonald had a farm

>> No.33067406

>>33067356
You know that joke comic about josuke from JJBA saving the emergange girl?
Imagine that, but the autism is ramped up to the extreme

>> No.33067418

>>33067322
>be me, work with a submarine crew
>been underwater with a bunch of dudes for the past couple months
>hear something on the radio comms about portals or something being opened?
>loud thud noises all around the vessel
>can see tentacles on the glass outside the porthole
how do the cute scyllas/krakens fuck mindflayers get their husbands without drowning them or crushing them from the pressure?

>> No.33067448

>>33067418
Pull it to the surface and reenact that scene from 10000 leagues under the sea

>> No.33067465

>>33066153
What's this about?

>> No.33067467
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>>33067390
You're playing a very dangerous game.

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>>33066464
Pally likes to have a few drinks after a successful day in court
>Ohohohoh young fellow, tell me that story again about the Wendigo stuck in a tree!

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>>33067418
That greentext could work as a basis for a MGE version of Lovecraft's The Temple.

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There's only one type of Paladin for this thread.

>> No.33067509

>>33067293
Beast isn't exactly unique in his hatred of lolis as far as writefags go.

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Did she slurped up Anon's memory of him holding her hand or something

>> No.33067563

New girl when

>> No.33067568

>>33067548
>she slurped up
Slurped grammar too.

>> No.33067586

>>33067548
You think they snowball favorite memories? that'd be a weird sensation.

>> No.33067604

>>33067548
Cutie cutie flayer-chan!

>> No.33067619

>>33067568
I bet Flayers just go teehee when there are side effects after flaying

>> No.33067633

>>33067401
Monster breeder is a perfectly valid job. Somebody has to keep all those ancient bloodlines, rare mutations, and socially awkward monsters fecund and prosperous

>> No.33067660

>>33067548
>Mindflayer sneaks up behind anon
>Reads his mind
>"That Mindflayer girl is really cute"
>Her face when

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Dumb anon thought he was sneaking into the pharaoh's palace but it was one of her temples. Now as punishment he's a communal husband for all the priestesses that work on it.

>> No.33067676

>>33067666
Whoa. Looking really fertile there.

>> No.33067690

>>33067676
Exceedingly so

>> No.33067706

>>33067666
>>33067676
easily sextuplets after one lay

>> No.33067711

Can I speedrun female on male rape?

>> No.33067713

>>33067666
>why did those priestesses get a husband before I do?
>[angry Pharaoh noises]

>> No.33067718

>>33067660
>look into his fetishes
>tentacle, slime, hypnosis
Anon can't remember how me met his flayer wife, all he knows is that they've always loved each other for forever

>> No.33067739

>>33067713
Don't worry Ms. Pharaoh they're just getting him suitable to be yours. Now lets get you on a maximum fertility regimen with a specials diet and supplements, it would be very unqueenly of you to be outdone by your priestesses.

>> No.33067757

>>33067739
She's going to need a bigger pyramid.

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>>33067676
Clearly blessed by the gods, seems to be a common thing among priestesses.

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>>33067666
>Pharoah hears a man came looking for her
>Dresses as a temple priestess to sneak in and try to get her some of anon
>Anon is completely oblivious and fucks her brains out like any of the other temple "prostitutes"
>Head priestess comes in and finds anon panting over the KO'd pharoah in complete bliss with her disguise in complete disarray and pulling his cock out of her dripping snatch
>Gives the two a fertility rite out of obligation and takes a photo to show the other priestesses later
Instantly erect

>> No.33067859

>>33067797
The pharaoh will outlaw those puns yet.

>> No.33068068

>one day in a gaming cafe in a Monstergirl town a human boy comes in to rent a game console
>Human boy rents a cubicle
>The Monstergirls are elated at a line human boy there and see what games he's gonna play
>To the shock and surprise of all the Monstergirls there, the lone cute human boy pulls Doom (Doom 2016 and Doom Eternal) and the Witcher 3
>All the Monstergirls in the gaming cafe are baffled, horrified, stunned at the games the boy is playing
>For the next hours the boy is playing Doom and Withcer 3 as the sounds Mick Gordon music, ripping and tearing, hurdy gurdy music from the Witcher 3 and Gwent sounds are heard across the gaming cafe
>Finally when the human boy is done with his hours long gaming session he leaves and is shocked to a large group of monstergirls now just staring at him intently with the anime style empty eye pupils thing
>"Uhhh, hello. Uh, you all need something from me?" The human boy asks.

What happens next?

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>>33067210
1. Nightmare
1. Will-o-wisp
3. Cu Sith
4. Owl Mage
5. Mershark
6. Gremlin
7. Pixie
8. Demon
9. Night Gaunt
10. Cait Sith

>> No.33068098

>>33067859
They will only increase as the royal consort becomes a father

>> No.33068120

>>33068068
I think they'd be able to discern the difference between themselves and a videogame.

>> No.33068234

>>33068068
>HE HAS A PRE-PORTAL VIDEOGAME
>Anon is swarmed by monsters curious about the games played before the event
>Some monsters start taking note about what they are like to further their understanding of their husbands who play vidya as a hobby
>Others are taking note to increase their chances of targeting vidya husbands

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>>33067210

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>>33067465
not sure what the context was for the picture but it was referring to this from the previous thread

>> No.33068266

>>33068253
Not even monsters can make the DMV better

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>>33067210
Here is my top 25, though Manticore is the cut off point between what I am happy ending up with and more just settling.

>> No.33068364

>>33068068
>they're just staring at anon as he emerges from his cubicle
>he's got a full replica doomguy suit on with a helmet
>they look puzzled
>anon understands
"Sorry ladies, the limited edition PAX Prime Doom Slayer suit stays ON during sex."
>opens up cock compartment
"I don't have all day, mom's making pizza rolls"

>> No.33068388

>>33067210
1. Titania
2. Titania
3. Titania
4. Titania
5. Titania
6. Titania
7. Titania
8. Titania
9. Titania
10. Titania
Honorable mentions to Shog, Kiki, and Jinko, but I only have eyes for my wife Titania

>> No.33068449

>>33068329
A true cunnyisseur

>> No.33068526
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>>33067210

>> No.33068539

>>33067210
Off the top of my head:
Hellhound
Manticore
Kraken
Mershark
Lilim
Dark Elf
Ushi Oni
Minotaur
Soldier Beetle
Kikimora
How much of a pleb am I?

>> No.33068540
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33068540

see this
wat do?

>> No.33068547

>>33067116
>>33067145
>>33067162
You really can't come up with any better naming conventions?

>> No.33068563

>>33068540
Pay the 20 and untie her but only if she lets me take her to the pet store to pick out a frisbee. Whether she likes it or not we are going to the local park to play frisbee. I don't care what she does afterwards.

>> No.33068573

>>33066210
>Commander, please stop diverting substantial military resources to hunt down one outlaw and his crew.

>> No.33068594

>>33068540
This feels like a trap.

>> No.33068636
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>>33068547
No.

>> No.33068637

>>33068573
>"Commander, please stop diverting substantial military resources to hunt down one outlaw and his crew."
>Quote from woman incinerated

>> No.33068656

>>33068573
>No monster on this side of the galaxy is willing to try to put the moves on anon because they know they would be getting between the Commander and her "prey"

>> No.33068688

>>33067210
Vampire
Amazon
Dark Mage
Pharaoh
Green Orc
Kumiho
Titania
Lilim
Demon
Apophis

>> No.33068718

>>33067210
Kikimora
Anubis
Inari
Angel
Night Gaunt
Kunoichi
Tanuki
Houri
Valkyrie
Ratatoskr (non-loli)

I'll take most monsters as long as they like being bound.

>> No.33068727
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https://monstergirlencyclopedia.fandom.com/wiki/Monster_Girl_Encyclopedia_World_Guide_-_Side_II
The Second Side guide is done.

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>>33066210
>Yo Anon, we're getting a transmission.
>"TERRAN!~"
>Looks like it's time to move onto the next sector...

>> No.33068788

>>33067210
Note: They all have to be BEEG and MUSCULAR/FIT, since I like my girls BEEG, tall and /fit/
1 and 2 ex aequo. Dragon, Manticore
3. Griphon
4. Hellhound
5. Jinko
also 5. Minotaur
6. Red/Blue Oni
7. Ushi-Oni
8. Salamander
9. Valkirie but has to keep old skin tone
10. Lamia (but only because Alice from MGQ is a cute)
Honorable mentions:
Porcs/Horc, only here because I am mongamous
Phantom because I love the idea behind her

1-5 are very, very close. If portals open I'd marry the first 1-5 girl I saw, provided she's BEEG and fit.

>> No.33068790

>>33067153
>baphomets and witches have access to adhesives, laminates, films, filters, and abrasives
May god have mercy on us all.

>> No.33068797
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>he doesn't polish is wife AT LEAST 3 times a day

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>>33068788
>BEEG and MUSCULAR/FIT, since I like my girls BEEG, tall and /fit/
You, I like you.

>> No.33068846
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>> No.33068853
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>>33068820
>>33068788

Hear hear!

>> No.33068861

>>33067210
Wight
Dark Mage
Demon
Dragon
Pharaoh
Ice Queen
Lich
Anubis
Apophis
Tsurara-Onna

>> No.33068892

>>33068853
>>33068820
>>33068788
Based patrician taste. Why do you bros like BEEG/fit? Do you like the idea of your waifu being strong enough to carry you and take charge? More so because you want to treat one like a smaller "pretty girl" when they clearly aren't used to it?

>> No.33068906

>>33068846
>no womb tattoos
Yeah you hussies aren't getting anywhere near my cock.

>> No.33068922

>>33067210
In no order
Kunoichi
Kitsune
Yeti
Wurm
Dragon
Snail
Pharaoh
Demon
Mershark
Anubis

>> No.33068933

>>33068906
They get those once you marry them, silly

>> No.33068949

>>33068892
Personally I'm into two types of girls; shortstacks that I can ravage and huge girls strong enough to manhandle and ravage me.

>> No.33068979

>>33068892
Can safely sleep in her strong, but gentle and protective hug.

>> No.33068985

>>33068797
Where’s this from?

>> No.33069009

>>33068820
I like You too brother. Maybe one day we can have a princess carry race together carrying our BEEG wives.
>>33068892
I'm more of a dom than a sub, I just like the power dynamic where I have to "work" hard to wrestle my girl and be the dominant side, rather than getting it just like that with a weaker woman. And if I lose I can still be a power bottom, that's also nice.
BEEG girls are also cool because You can make them feel small and safe in Your arms, and they don't expect romantism, because of their appearance so it would be easy to embarrass them (not in a humiliating way) with love talk and romantic gestures.
Also BEEG girls have BEEG muscles and heart is a muscle.
But I think the BEEGEST aspect is the primal, raw emotions that a big beast girl can unleash upon You and that You can unleash upon her. Imagine primal, physical, boiling hot love and lust You can both pour onto each other. Imagine love so forceful it makes You both sore and exhausted, wanting more.
It's much more appealing to me, than melting away in some slime. (no offense to slime anons)
Remember Anons - BEEG girls' butts were made for soft human laps.

>> No.33069016

>>33068985
From this >>33068727

>> No.33069023

>>33068846
Those horns were made for licking.

>> No.33069025

>>33068797
She's falling apart.

>> No.33069039
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33069039

Thou shall commit fornication...

Thou shall always be lewd...

Thou shall drown in pleasure...

Thou shall always accept love...

Your lovely voice screaming love is your hymn...

The lust burning in your chest is your faith...

Your slamming hips are your worship...

And your orgasm is your prayer to your God...

Fill your aching emptiness with carnal desires...

And drown in pleasure with he who holds your heart...

Amen.

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>>33066140

>> No.33069059

>>33068892
>Do you like the idea of your waifu being strong enough to carry you and take charge?
Yes, and feeling safe hugged by her strong arms.
>More so because you want to treat one like a smaller "pretty girl" when they clearly aren't used to it?
Not really, but I want to be very affectionate towards her. Just because she's the big and dominant one doesn't mean she's not going to get lots of kisses, hugs, and compliments. And cunnilingus.

>> No.33069076

>>33067210
-Kiki
-Shog
-Inari
-Holst
-Succ
-March Hare
-Arachne
-Automaton
-Alice
-Hobgoblin

>> No.33069118

>>33069009
I like the idea of primal lust. Would probably have to make the basement the de facto sex room because I couldn't handle the amount of claw marks on the wall/floors and broken furniture in the bedroom though. At least the concrete/stone walls and floor down there can handle the punishment a little better.

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I really want KC to make a book about the Fallen God and Pandemonium to see what kind of stuff he draws about it

>> No.33069181

>>33069058
>No fox 'concubines' that keep trying to seduce their way into my court, council, and bedroom.
A shame

>> No.33069228

>>33069118
It's awesome right? Just unfiltered physical adoration and warmth.
Anons ITT like the intoxicating love, and that is very hot too, but I like the refreshing love, one that makes Your senses sharper and Your emotions more clear. Love like a huge ocean tide of emotions and sensations and feelings crashing into another tide coming from the other side.

>> No.33069326
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33069326

If MGs existed should they compete with women at sports or have their own category?

>> No.33069354
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>>33069326
Just like there are weight and height classes, I'd say it'd be only fair to separate the more physical ones.

>> No.33069386

>>33069326
There's already weight and height class but due to them being so physically different from humans it would be unfair to have them compete.
I mean, fuck, you gonna have centaurs go against normal ass humans in a running competition or a minotaur in boxing? No you're not, unless to watch a really one sided "sport".

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>>33066647
Kikis are useless, can't even please their mastah's fetishes because they're tooooo much of a wimp of "hurting him". That's why you get a superior and versatile shoggy maid instead. They can do anything! You want to be tied up in some complicated position? Just show her an image reference and she'd have you bound up in five seconds. SHOGGOTH LOVE!

>> No.33069414

>>33068892
Giving her a sense of rest, sort of getting to slow-worship her beefy big muscles and feel her loosen up, then having her hold me back and sort of strongly and assuredly but not overbearingly let me know I'm hers. It's kinda like a more subdued or lower-key version of both ends of the spectrum. The occasional treating her like a pretty cute thing with her blushing, and the occasional her grabbing my head and shoving it between her legs, but really more typically a relaxing sort of inbetween bouncing back and forth between the two sides.
I also like the idea of her being romantic with my other lady who has a very different bodytype too and all of us being a thing together, but that's it's own thing

>> No.33069434

>>33069326
Women are already being pushed out of their own sports so monsters showing up and being shoved into their competition because "Booba and Vagene" would just be even more hilarious.

>> No.33069443

>When the siege model automaton is informed that she'll no longer need to perform combat duties and gets retired to civilian jobs.
>A full month later Anon comes across an abnormally huge dairy model automaton holding a sign and doing advertising outside the local dairy conglomerate.

>> No.33069450

Shortstacks = for ravaging
Big girls = for ravaging
Lolis = for having your way with gently

>> No.33069494

>>33069450
>Big girls = for ravaging you
ftfy

>> No.33069514

>>33068788
being BEEG and buff makes a monster even cuter!

>> No.33069537
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>> No.33069558

>>33069443
Siege models are for repurposing into baby factories. Good thing her work already gave her the calcium cannon uprgrades.

>> No.33069561

>>33069494
>he doesn't want to remind monsters that no matter how strong-willed, ferocious, or powerful she is, she's still a mere female ____

>> No.33069563

>>33069118
>Anon and his Jinko wife invite the newlywed Hellhound couple over for dinner
>Anon is alone with the husband
>Says he loves his Hellhound wife but the sex is a little too wild, he broke his lamp the other day
>Anon says he's got a good solution and leads his neighbor to the basement
>Huge claw marks all over the ground and walls with a slashed up headboard next to a dilapidated bed with fur scattered around
>Gives his neighbor a phone number for the local contractor and tells him the concrete reinforcements don't actually cost that much
>tfw Anon is going to have to face the consequences of showing someone the love dungeon from his wife tonight
>tfw that was the plan all along

>> No.33069570

>>33069326
human Olympics would be completely trivial to the average monster girl.
unless contact with magic power somehow made the average human more powerful, the monster girls would most likely create their own sports events, which might or might not be racially segregated,

>> No.33069590

>>33069514
This. Always remind your big, buff wife how cute she is. She'll swoon every time.

>> No.33069593

>>33069561
t. will lose to the V.

>> No.33069599

>>33068788
How is Hellhound higher than Jinko on a BEEG waifu list?

>> No.33069612

>>33069558
Well yes but the don't mention the daughteru unit installed.
And referring to her, now greatly enhanced, breasts as cannons may result in her correcting you before informing you of the calibur, bore, and number of cannons she once had.

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>>33069593
t.

>> No.33069668

>>33069645
>needs to cheat to be on top

>> No.33069669
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Male pelvises belong beneath strong monster hips

>> No.33069674

>>33069537
>runs like a beast on all fours
>can move and decapitate enemies fast enough to create a fucking sonic boom
Imagine the snu snu...

>> No.33069689

>>33068790
What can they even do with all that? Glue some plywood to the ceiling?

>> No.33069716

>>33069668
Is it really cheating if everyone is using it?

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>> No.33069764

>>33069669
Black dragon when :(

>> No.33069779
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>>33069669
I want to collar monsters.

>> No.33069788

>>33069764
After the phoenix and the jormungandr

>> No.33069798

>>33069779
You can only collar a dragon if they collar you. They're called marriage collars

>> No.33069799
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I wanna isolate myself in a fortified mansion and wait to see what monster gets past all my barriers and traps first

>> No.33069801

>>33069798
Are you sure?

>> No.33069826

>>33069799
>Anon's face when a simple Slime Girl gets in

>> No.33069867
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>>33069764
Good question, since there's no profile, but one appears in Dragonia. She's a taillet though

>> No.33069876

>>33069826
they can ooze through the crevices of his machinery, completely circumventing all his work!

>> No.33069921

>>33069876
All according to keikaku

>> No.33069978

>>33069669
Strong monster hips belong in the grip of male hands and collars belong on strong proud dragons.

>> No.33070050

>>33069826
>>33069876
Not if I use gremlin technology which is completely waterproof! of course gremlin machines are waterproof, an gremlin is experienced enough to not unlike that dwarf building some bondage chain

>> No.33070114
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33070114

Do you prefer warrior horses or cute normal ones?

>> No.33070121

>>33070114
deer

>> No.33070126

>>33070114
Warrior horses who are cute tsuns in the bedroom

>> No.33070144

>>33069394
based shog letting anons fulfill their deepest darkest fantasies

>> No.33070145
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33070145

>>33070121
Since they're almost the same, do you prefer warrior deer or cute normal ones?

>> No.33070148

>>33070114
I don't care as long as they're HUGE with HUGE boobs as well

>> No.33070162

>>33070145
I haven't seen a warrior deer

>> No.33070177

>>33070144
I want a buff Shoggoth

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>>33070162

>> No.33070200
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How would it feel like to be wrestled down by a Jinko?

>> No.33070207

>>33070162
The ones from warcraft

>> No.33070277

>>33070200
soft, yet firm

>> No.33070282

>>33069039
Amen.

>> No.33070283

I just want a strong monster to lean to me.

>> No.33070397

Monster musume S2 confimed. It's something.

>> No.33070407

>>33070397
What??

>> No.33070419

>>33070397
Dead mango. No one cares.

>> No.33070429

>>33070419
I do, the girls are cute and it's mg content.

>> No.33070437

>>33070397
Did you fall for the troll thread on /a/?

>> No.33070461

>>33070437
No a friend told me and he posts on /a/ so he either trolled me or he got trolled himself.

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>> No.33070526

>>33070499
If I had a spider(girl) that close to me I'd have a heart attack. I fear them.

>> No.33070532

>>33070397
>Monster musume S2 confimed.
source?

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>>33070526
You just need the right incentive.

>> No.33070587

>>33070419
I do, just for the muscle Minotaur.

>> No.33070661

>>33070499
Mutual leglocking with a spider!

>> No.33070689

>>33070461
>friend
i wish i had one of those.

>> No.33070707

Really enjoying the Mamonobowl so far. I'm hoping my girls on the Sloppy City Semen Demons can finally get the Kakuen off their backs and win one.

>> No.33070730

>>33070461
Sadly people keep trolling about that, I want s2 too.
>>33070689
Used to be that way but unironically made some friends through 4chan and mge twitter, chat a lil in the right places and anything can happen.

>> No.33070747

>>33070689
There will always be this thread anon. At least as long as 4chan lives.

>> No.33070767

>>33070586
>be afraid of spiders
>get jumped by Ushi
>she's got a tray of brownies
"H-hey anon... I made these for you"
>they have white chocolate chips in them
>how did she know they're my favorite

>> No.33070780

>>33070747
>At least as long as 4chan lives.

>> No.33070826

>>33070767
>How did she know, anon thinks, as he remains blissfully ignorant of the web (heh) of cameras and surveillance devices the ushi-oni has set up inside his home

>> No.33070833

>>33070586
smoll ushis are cute!

>> No.33070850

>>33070499
The things I'd do to be in that boy's position

>> No.33070852

>>33070767
>no childhood friend Ushi Oni who shows you the ancient Ushi Oni mating dance before the first time you two have sex

>> No.33070862

>>33070780
When 4chan dies we won't t seeing coming

>> No.33070874

What plays when you're wife makes her entrance?

>> No.33070969

>>33070586
https://youtu.be/bsEGDEb9U6c

>> No.33070974

>>33070826
>Ushi blushes then says she's got to head home
>anon digs a hole in the backyard to do some garden work
>suddenly the hole gets a little bigger and the ground beneath him collapses
>huge underground tunnel covered with webs
>Ushi is down there in front of a PC monitor with a bunch of different camera angles
>another monitor just has a still image of sweaty anon doing yard work
"You weren't supposed to see this yet anon"

>> No.33070984

>one milkshake
>two straws

>> No.33070987

>>33070874
One Winged Angel

>>33070974
>Oh alright. I'll just fill the hole back in then

>> No.33070999

>>33070874
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iC452qNLXFg&ab_channel=OliverBuckland

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>>33066140

>> No.33071045
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>"Anon do you think I'm getting fat?"

>> No.33071060

>>33070974
Jump into the hole and get stuck within her webs. You're only gonna make it worse if you try to run or ignore her.

>> No.33071065

>>33071045
yes and I love it

>> No.33071068

>>33071045
"No, in fact you're not fat enough. More specifically, the womb"

>> No.33071071

>>33071045
yes, keep going

>> No.33071088

>>33071045
yes and it is all because of me

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33071105

Which ones love to travel?

>> No.33071146

>>33066786
>heart ahoge
Extreme danger

>> No.33071161

>>33071146
At least they're less dangerous than heart pupils

>> No.33071186
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How do you ask a MG to lick her abs?

>> No.33071196

>>33071045
Slightly.
Not that I mind.

>> No.33071219

>>33070874
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xcNt-CY54ns

>> No.33071227

>>33071105
Shogs enjoy it due to how many different forms of transportation they can become to provide their husband maximum fun during the trip

>> No.33071355

>>33070987
I can just imagine the ushi-oni getting ready to have to go full rape on anon just for him to politely excuse himself climbing out and putting a little tarp over the hole and then acting like nothing happened next time he runs into her

>> No.33071401

>>33071186
>Hello, can I lick your abs please?

>> No.33071409
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>La Pucelle
>Formerly an ordinary farm girl
I get it

>> No.33071412
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>hamburger time

>> No.33071430

>>33071409
I don't

>> No.33071448

>>33071430
Jeanne D'arc

>> No.33071459

>>33068388
Based Titania bro

>> No.33071466

>>33071448
huh, come to think if it the one physical feature that most of the writting that described the rl Jeanne D'arc was that she had big tits.

>> No.33071479

>>33071448
whos that?

>> No.33071488

>>33071479
Joan of Arc

>> No.33071505

>>33071479
toasty girl

>> No.33071506

>>33071466
>So yeah there is this warrior prophet woman
>and she's got huge boobs. I mean some serious honkers. A real set of badonkers. packin some dobonhonkeros. Massive dohoonkabhankoloos. Big ol' tonhongerekoogers

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BOSS, GET DOWN!
The enemy sniper...

>> No.33071735

>>33071723
Those are just mana bullets. Won't physically hurt you don't worry

>> No.33071737

You need hellhounds now, Call 1-666 no pelvis

>> No.33071792

>>33067210
Top: Lich, Thunderbird/Raiju, Atlach-Nacha
Just below: Sahuagin, Ghoul, Genie
Highly rated: Karasake-obake, Dryad, Manticore

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>>33071723
I wanna become a hero that’s strong enough to defeat dark braves
Is such a power obtainable?

>> No.33071962

>>33071874
>Turns to look towards the Hero
>"Not from a Jedi."

>> No.33071970

>>33071694
Please do not molest kot priestess tits.

>> No.33071977

>>33071970
They're very heavy, she needs help holding them.

>> No.33071979

>>33071970
It's not molesting if she asked for it

>> No.33072014

>>33071874
Not from a monster (or an orderite).
A neutral way to break your limiter is a pathway to many abilities some might consider.. unnatural.

>> No.33072015

>>33071874
Yeah it's actually pretty easy, all you gotta do is make them heavily pregnant and there's no way you could lose

>> No.33072058

Help my dick is hard and I'm in a train filled with ultra CC OL Beast girls, tell me how to come out of this as a virgin

>> No.33072079

>>33068068
>>33068120
>>33068234
>>33068364
I dunno. Wouldn't games and media like Doom and the Witcher be forbidden and absolutely Haram in especially extremist Demon Realms and especially the Royal Demon Realm

Sure I guess in "normal" demon Realms and Green Demon Realms, games and media that depict monster and demon killing is tolerated as fictional media as long as you're not a jerk about it. But I imagine in extremist Demon Realms ruled by majority Demons and Succs and even Sabbath. Such type of media and games is given a book burning treatment and is illegal and criminalized. So by all means, Mick Gordon Doom music and Gwent is illegal and criminalized in purple Demon Realms and the Royal Makai.

>> No.33072081

>>33071977
Anon, her faith will keep them supported.
They're icons of her belief!

>>33071979
But is she?

>> No.33072134

>>33072058
Pull the emergency lever as fast as you can. Beast girls can smell out your emotions, so you should also control your hardness while you're at it

>> No.33072136

Does your waifu sometimes put on glamours to take strolls in Order-controlled capitals? How would her monster features shift to look human?

>> No.33072138

>>33072058
how full? if it's so packed that you're already touching it's too late. you might be able to fake them out by putting your phone to your ear and either pretending or actually. they're CCs for a reason, they weren't ferocious enough when younger so they're likely nice enough to not interrupt your conversation. I have no clue what you're going to do later, because a whole trainful of depraved CCs are 100% stalking you home.

>> No.33072167

>>33072136
Her huge tits would shift to become big gazongas.

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>>33071874
Practice by capturing and releasing weaker damsels, then work your way up.

>> No.33072208

>>33072058
Well from what I see, there's two jinkos, 4 hellhounds, 3 cheshires, 2 anubi, and 5 manticores. Oh forgot about the Raiju who is masturbating in the seat in front of me. How fucked am I? It's 2:00 am

>> No.33072219

>>33072136
Thick tail becomes thick thighs and ass but she still has trouble with her center of balance, constantly bickering about how difficult walking without a tail is.

>> No.33072229

>>33071409
>>33071448
So Lescatie is Not-France?

>> No.33072233

>>33072189
How do I cut enchanted glowing rope bindings?

>> No.33072240

>>33072058
Just be yourself!

>> No.33072266

>>33072229
Yes.
As despite was people think, France was THE chivalry whore land.

>> No.33072267

>>33070397
>Monster musume S2 confimed
For realsies?

>> No.33072269

>>33072208
Depends if you can seek shelter from the cashier in the nearest konbini.

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>>33072233
With your fingernail.
Just in case before you release her you say I love Emilia.

>> No.33072329

>>33072266
France isnt what I think about when I hear the word chilvary

>> No.33072355

>>33072329
That's cause you probably think of England.
Despite the Arturian myths going on in England and all that, France was where the Chivalric/Noble crap was jammed up to 11.

>> No.33072365

>>33072355
>That's cause you probably think of England
Nope

>> No.33072378

>>33072208
Well if you don't think the phone strat's gonna work then there's only 1 way out of this. You have to bump into the one of the jinkos and make it look somewhat natural. Say something about having a little too much to drink and you hope you can make it home alright. While the jinko(s) may be horny, they're still a very proud species that is protective of the weak. Best case you get at least one of them to offer to escort you home. They'll keep you safe from the others. The issue now is stopping them from taking you when you make it home, and for that you're gonna have to figure that out. This all goes out the window if 2 things happen however. 1st is if you bump into the cheshire or hellhound before the jinkos, you're done if that happens. 2nd is if it's close to mating season for the Jinkos, you're as good as raped right there if that happens

>> No.33072414

>>33072208
Firmly and confidently announce to no one in particular that you need to stretch your legs and take a fat piss. Then SLOWLY walk to the rearmost car and see if you can detach it from the rest of the train. If there's any monstergirls in the last traincar, try to get them to leave by saying you can't use the bathroom when anyone else is nearby. Be careful! If you walk with any urgency or show any fear, you'll trigger their predator instincts and you'll get taken to the floor faster than you can say "I need an adult!"

>> No.33072466

>>33072365
Then what?

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>>33072466

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>>33066140

>> No.33072522

>>33072484
>My country
>Chivalry
lmao no

>> No.33072580

>>33072208
Fuck, while trying to the good old take a whole train car to piss move, I dropped my doujin of a dude getting gangbanged by all sorts of monster girls in front of all of them, I even see the jinkos getting heart pupils now,

>> No.33072622

>>33072580
goodbye, anon...

>> No.33072623

>>33072484
Ahh... Holstaur Plains. A nice and safe low level zone.

>> No.33072626

>>33072580
Your best bet is trying to make them fight each other

>> No.33072660

>>33072626
HOW, PLEASE TELL ME THEY GOT ME PINNED AND THE CHESHIRE'S ASS IS CLOSING IN

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>>33072623
>Time to start my adventure
>Head out into Holstaur Plains
>Huh... that's a weird shadow, doesn't look like any harpy I have seen
>I am now dragon husband
Remember anon, wandering high level monsters can be found in the strangest of places, always have an escape plan

>> No.33072704

>>33072660
ANON JUST SHOUT OUT FOR THE JINKO TO PROTECT YOU. DO NOT SPECIFY, LET THEM ALL TRY.
DO NOT LOSE TO CAT ASS.

>> No.33072705

>>33072580
>has a doujin on him about getting gangbanged by beastgirls
>doesn't want to get gangbanged by beastgirls
anon you're confusing me

>> No.33072714

>>33072660
Say you accept your fate but you'll only ever be happy if you give your virginity to one woman alone. Or something like that I don't know.

>> No.33072736

>>33072660
QUICK FETAL POSITION START CRYING AND SAY YOU WANT TO LOSE YOUR VIRGINITY ON TOP IN LEGLOCK IT'S YOUR ONLY SHOT THE JINKOS WILL UNDERSTAND

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>>33072714

>> No.33072765

>>33072702
So how does life as a Dragon's treasure work? Do you just lie on top of her hoard of treasure and try to look valuable?
Maybe some daring Mouse Thief will rescue him.

>> No.33072775

>>33072484
Is this supposed to be Holland, or Spain with Don Quixote?

>> No.33072782

>>33072704
Anon no.
I tried that once and now I just have two wives.

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<3

>> No.33072795

>>33072702
>"What's a dragon doing out here in Holstaur Plains?"
>dragon desperately trying to hide her massive tits barely covered by a cow print bikini
>"I-I just thought I'd go for a stroll. Nothing more to it, Human."

>> No.33072804

>>33072765
pretty much, you clean and cook too

>> No.33072811

>>33072787
I want to fuck Mari till my balls are empty. Stupid sexy Lilim.

>> No.33072822

>>33072765
There's also a lot of dragon flattering and scale, tail and claw maintenance to tend to.

>> No.33072844

>>33072714
I managed to get away after that, but I feel like I am being followed, I even felt something lick my face, but when I turned, there was nothing but the smell of Doritos, sulfur, sweat, and ozone.

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>>33072765
Lots of cuddling on top of the hoard, you get used to the feeling of laying on a pile of gold and jewels pretty quickly, and she is more than willing to let you lay on her if you don't wanna be on the coins
>thief trying to steal treasure
that is how you end up with a fried mouse

>> No.33072851

>>33072787
Go away slut

>> No.33072858

>>33072704
Your just going to get TWO cat asses!

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>>33071065
>>33071071
>>33071088
>>33071196
>"Take that back!"

>> No.33072885

>>33072580
Should've carried Nana to Karou.

>> No.33072903

>>33072878
nah you are a F A T T Y

>> No.33072911

>>33072822
>'I am fire! I am fury!'
>What you need to be is still, Your claws are getting long and rough.

>> No.33072940

>>33072765
A large part of it is also helping safeguard the lair against would be thieves and adventurer parties that would try to stop her from doing dragon stuff

>> No.33072959

>>33072940
>Hey guys, can you come back later? My wife just found out that the large gold nugget she liked is actually fool's gold. She's in one of her moods.

>> No.33072962

>>33072878
No, just embrace it.

>> No.33072971

>>33072580
Anon, stop being such a tsun in this thread and just rip out your pants in front of them

>> No.33073042

>>33072787
I want to impregnate Mari. And her daughter. At the same time.

>> No.33073048

>>33072971
I wish to but it is just too much fun teasing these girls.

>> No.33073092

>>33070689
You are here alone again
In your sweet insanity
All too calm, you hide yourself from reality
Do you call it solitude? Do you call it liberty?
When all the world turns away to leave you lonely

>> No.33073107

>>33072136
Sometimes I go on dates with my wife Titania in Order cities. Her wings become part of a beautiful princess dress and she does her hair to somewhat hide the long cute ears. She loves knight x princess theme dates, so she makes me wear an order paladin uniform and she puts on a tiara. I roleplay a loyal personal guard and she hams it up with the whole royalty thing. I usually get the fairies to help out and make the evening a guininely magical experience for her. She acts embarassed when people who think she's human royalty ask for her autograph or a picture, but I know deep down inside she's bubbling with excitement. Even more so when I step inbetween and say something like 'Stop bothering milady' and she confidently says 'No sir knight, it is fine.'. While the theme dates are mostly for her, nothing makes me happier than the smile she makes when I princess carry her down the pier to look at the moon reflecting off the water's surface at the local park.

>> No.33073122

>>33073042
Get in line.

>> No.33073143

>>33073107
Shut the fuck up! My dick can only get so hard!

>> No.33073180

>>33072940
>>33072959
>anon used to feel pity for the adventurers that would make it within sight of his qt dragon wife's hoard
>now there's only frustration since he's the major part of "stress relief" after she deals with these incidents
>it's always at the worst times, too
>testing out the new gremlin-made deluxe bath suite he commissioned?
>oops, the magical wards are going off, looks like some dickass rogue is touching her favorite goblets
>she's presenting luxury Wonderland chocolates to him on Valentine's day?
>some dumbass knight just kicked in the hoard chamber's door and surely scuffed it up, too
>no matter how kind and heartfelt the handwritten warnings he leaves at the entrances, they still come and leave it up to him to smooth things over

>> No.33073230

Did you know Ravens are intelligent enough to be spiteful and malicious simply for fun?

>> No.33073244

>>33073230
Octopi punch fishes just because they can.

>> No.33073256

>>33073244
>>33073230
Dolphins

>> No.33073276

>>33073256
Underwater rape caves are scarier than regular rape caves. Plus they're all tripping out on pufferfish.

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>>33072787

>> No.33073427

>>33073230
Did you know some sharks bark when held?

>> No.33073514

Uhh bros what does it mean when your Kiki maid starts chirping? Like she used to just smile and say thanks or whatever when I said nice things or gave her gifts. Now after she smiles she makes the chirping/humming noise. I asked her about it and she says she doesn't know what I'm talking about. The other day I gave her a ear scratching as thanks after she made me dinner and did it the whole time I was touching her, a little deeper than usual. She isn't sick or anything is she? Do I need to contact a Kiki medical specialist?

>> No.33073545

Good night Anons, take care and don't burn down the thread.

Instead, be sure to learn the proper way to scritch jinko ears, it may save your life (Pelvis)

>> No.33073574

>>33067210
Frizzy brown hair the messier the better
Glasses
Green eyes
Easily startled
Snorts when she laughs
Bit of a slob
Loud
Snores
Sweats like a pig
Wants to cuddle in the middle of summer.

>> No.33073581

where would I find all the Fat monster girls

>> No.33073597

>>33073574
>snorts when she laughs
Id love a Cheshire who’d do this, but I think their laughter is too refined for something so cute

>> No.33073600

Do not bite

>> No.33073606

>>33073600
hell hound tits

>> No.33073609

>>33069779
What the fuck is up with her feet?

>> No.33073614

>>33073609
she got some tiny feet

>> No.33073655

>>33073606
you can if its a tender love bite

>> No.33073670

I wonder how would each of the different monster girl's femcum would taste like

>> No.33073681

>>33073670
I wonder how each of the monstergirls buttholes would taste like.

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>>33073514
Just tell her that you're sick and tired of that stupid noise and if she can't you'll just have to get a new maid

>> No.33073694

>>33073670
Mostly depends on how much they exercise and what they eat

>> No.33073698

>>33073670
I think that the hellhound would be spicy like some good buffalo wings.

>> No.33073712

>>33073514
It depends on how far you've taken your relationship with your maid

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Please remember to get a good night's sleep. It's important for proper health.

>> No.33073744

>>33073712
What's some good ways to grind relationship points with your maid?

>> No.33073751

>>33073739
What's that? I should shitpost all night long and only get four hours of sleep a day?

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>>33073180
>>33073180
>Enjoying relaxation time by the fire pit
>no intruders today, none of the wards were set off, not even proximity warnings on the paths that spiral up the mountain leading to the entrance
>Nothing at all, just you, your comfy robes fit for a king that dragon waifu "procured" some time back, the fire, and a nice drink to cap off the evening of relaxation
>You don't often get days off like this, but dragon waifu is out today, attending some sort of dragon council with the neighbors, probably discussing dragon stuff like drawing lines and deciding territory borders or something
>One of the proximity alarms along dragon waifu's usual path home goes off, guess she is done and on the way home
>Maybe she will join you by the fire for some nice relaxation, before the pelvis-shattering follow-up
>Few minutes pass, and you eventually hear the heavy footfalls of dragon waifu, you sit up in expectation for her to join you
>You were not expecting her to slam open the door looking like hell, well, as much hell as a monster could look
>sweat drenched, matted hair, scales not having as much luster as they usually do
>She gives you a smile, tells you about how the council was raided by a coalition of would-be dragonslayer adventurers
>Reassures you that she is fine, and that none of the adventurers could even hope to scratch her, despite numerous scratches here and there, before giving you just enough time to take off your fancy robe so as not to ruin it before dragging you off to the bedroom for the "stress-relief"
>as you are being dragged, one though crosses your mind
>at least the following bath in the lair's hotspring will be nice and maybe you might even convince her to join you by the fire later
Such is the life of the dragon husbando

>> No.33073779

Spiders are the most fearsome monsters because they provide no aftercare for the first couple of rapes.

>> No.33073795

>>33073739
https://youtu.be/hCL5irOAMv4

>> No.33073799

I see two ass cheeks and a tail with purple and dark purple fur when I woke up, wat do?

>> No.33073806

>>33073712
She's just been my maid for a few months. I just recently bought her a new fancy apron while on a business trip and she's been doing that ever since if that helps.

>> No.33073813

>>33073795
Please never post this ever again

>> No.33073817

>>33073776
The only brew for the brave and true

Comes from the Green Dragon

>> No.33073829

>hAhA GiRl cUm
Ew.

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>>33073829
One of us.
One of us.
One of us.
One of us.

>> No.33073861

>>33072848
Money is actually incredibly dirty, you would die from infections if you live on a pile of treasure.

>> No.33073876

>>33073829
no sir I drink only vintage 1650 wight ejaculate. Only the best for me

>> No.33073898

>>33073744
I'm sure she'd be happy if you grab her hand and drag her to your bedroom. Then you pull out a ring and propose to her right there. Kiki maids like bold mastahs

>> No.33073906

>>33073779
Remember that this post is misinformation from the order

>> No.33073915

>>33073806
Then ask about the chirping. Promise to her that you'd give her a kiss if she tells you what it means

>> No.33073924

>>33073861
She disinfected them by breathing fire on whatever new treasure she is adding to the stash

>> No.33073939

where is the largest congregation of hellhounds I want to play a little trick

>> No.33073945

>>33073939
hell, presumably.

>> No.33073953

>>33073906
t. rantula

>> No.33073954

>>33073939
what are you planning? if it sounds fun I might join in to record it

>> No.33073956

>>33073945
well thank you, how would one arouse a group of hellhounds to the point they wish to rape me right then and there

>> No.33073960

>>33073956
Trying to escape hell seems like the easiest and most viable option.

>> No.33073970

>>33073915
Yeah maybe something like a reward would help, there's no way she could be making that noise subconsciously like she claims. I'm just concerned, you know? She used to only do it at specific times, like when you're sick and you let out a cough when you get excited. Recently she's been doing it alot just passively, like when sweeping the hall or doing the laundry. Maybe I should tell her to take a break from work to get better.

>> No.33073977

>>33073960
is there anything I can put on myself to make myself a beacon and direct their attention on me.

>> No.33073987

>>33073960
>yandere Hellhound puts pomegranate seeds in your food

>> No.33074008

>>33073977
behave like an unrepentant sinner? bitches love dealing penance.

>> No.33074030

>be group of adventures, exploring a dungeon to loot its treasures
>the place is an absolute maze
>how anyone navigates around here is beyond you
>reach an intersection when a young boy rounds one of the corners
>he's wearing pajamas and is carrying a bowl of cereal
>when he sees you, rather than being surprised, he gives you a look of irritation
>"Moooooom! Intruders!"
>he walks off mere seconds before you all get attacked by a giant snake lady

>> No.33074034

>>33073954
Well I learned the spell of instant teleportation and would tease them by saying you can't catch shit. I would be fully nude and waving my dick and waiting for them to right about to mount me and teleport away to distance where it would take a while to get me.

>> No.33074056

>>33074030
When in a maze I always expect to run into a minotaur with a really poor sense of direction.

>> No.33074083

>>33074034
That would work until you ran out of mana, which would be pretty quickly as teleportation is an incredibly expensive spell in MGE.
Or if teleblock gets involved.

>> No.33074098

>>33074083
gonna be chuggin mana potions like mad

>> No.33074121

>>33074056
>maybe raping this nerd will help me remember the way out

>> No.33074125

>>33074098
>gonna be chuggin mana potions like mad
You fool. You're only making yourself tastier.

>> No.33074142

>>33074098
>>33074125
>Tourist Admitted to Royal Hospital of Dis After Overdosing on Potions

>> No.33074149

>>33074125
what better way to tease these loser hellhounds by making your a better catch in right in front of them just to disappear right in front of them

>> No.33074163

>>33074149
>he thinks any teleportation spell lesser than Plane Shift will get him out of hell
Oh to see the look on the hellhounds faces when that backfires.

>> No.33074177

>>33074098
The terraria school of magery. Have a few stacks always in your inventory so you can guzzle them down when you inevitably run out of mana. Surely the enemies wont be freaked out at the sight of a constantly mana overdosed piece of cardboard.
Everything will be fine, it's not like anti-magic runes and abilities will cause you to overdose more in response. Surely everything will be fine and you will still be single at the end of this. Surely.

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Once the portals open, I will start a youtube channel and become a monster girl milk connoisseur.

From world class holst milk, to powerfully invigorating mino milk, to will-breaking Lilim milk, I shall review them all.

>> No.33074190

>>33074163
I wish to be in hell to tempt these loser hellhounds

>> No.33074203

>>33074183
For me, I would do the same kind of thing but it would be the cum of each of the monster girl

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>>33073861
>be Dr Anon
>Walk to Dragon lair
>Dragon gets instantly defensive and gets in front of her hoard
>You keep walking and stop in front of her as she shouts and put your hand on her forehead
>Put a termometer in her mouth
>Tell her you heard rumors she lived in a pile of money and that money is very dirty so you were worried about her health
>"Everything seems to be in order."
>Walk away

>> No.33074233

>>33073970
Anon no. Telling your kiki to take a break from work is like saying that she should stop working and reflect because she isn't doing her job properly. A kiki chirping might be a way to vent out her frustration because your relationship with her is growing slower than she is expecting

>> No.33074240

>>33074190
Well shit

>> No.33074247

>>33073987
You're trapped as an eternal hellhound chew-toy if she catches you anyways

>> No.33074253

>>33073180
It's sounds like it could almost drive a man to tears with that nonsense. Imagine how the wife would react if the adventurers cause him to have an anxiety attack

>> No.33074258

>>33073977
Get a sharp obsidian ore from the mamono realm and graze your finger with it. Your spirit energy and mana will leak out everywhere and attract their attention. Side effects might occur.

>> No.33074266
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33074266

Remember, the more eyes she has the more she can heart-pupil.

>> No.33074284

>>33074208
>using a thermometer
>not simply touching both your foreheads to see who's warmer

>> No.33074298

>>33074240
I did it but now I have a horde of hellhounds after me, help me plz

>> No.33074339

>>33074284
an internal reading is more accurate

>> No.33074395

>>33074266
Is the desire of her to ravish you proportional with the number of heart-pupils?

>> No.33074411

>>33074395
Exponentially so.

>> No.33074498

what would a Cheshire wear aside from the traditional Wonderland garments?

>> No.33074550

>>33074498
minecraft t-shirt

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>>33074498
Maybe they'll wear your clothes instead, then impersonate you, acting like a total dork.

>> No.33074716
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>>33074498
>>33074550
I want a cheshire that wears nothing but a t-shirt around the house. No underwear. No bra. Just a t-shirt

>> No.33074723

>>33074716
fat cat ass getting flashed all over the place!

>> No.33074728

>>33074716
>You a catfucker
Yes, I am.

>> No.33074734
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>>33074716
I want to spank the Chesire

>> No.33074739
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33074739

>>33074734
Not a fan of the memekot but the bells and bows are very cute.

>> No.33074773
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33074773

I want to gag the annoying cat with her own bell.

>> No.33074785

>>33074716
I'm more into calm and regal cats so no, chesire, go away

>> No.33074819
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>>33074739
Bows are especially precious

>> No.33074823

>>33074819
Axes aren't half-bad either...

>> No.33074843

>Demon's feather pen
>The contracts signed by this quill pen will be managed by a large number of Demons, and those contracts will not be the type that is "unbreakable by magic", but rather the Demons, by their own hands, "will not let it be broken"

I now imagining a building full of OL Demons

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>>33074843
Me too.

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>>33069561

>> No.33074883

>>33068775
>Space Outlaw Anon keeps calling her just to hang up like Renegade Shepard in Mass Effect 1

>> No.33074904

>>33074843
>>33074848
Being the only male hire in an building full of OL monsters must be a certain kind of hell.
>walk in on your first day of work
>instantly get hit by all the monster pheromones exuded by every pent up, single monster in the building
>pop an almost painfully hard boner that will not calm down
>every monster in the office take notice

>> No.33074958

>>33074883
>Ma'am, another transmission from..... *sigh* From Anon
>PUT HIM THROUGH
>We already did, and he already cut the connection.... just like the last seven times
>Well, can you trace the call?
>We already are... just like the last seven times
>Good, I WILL catch him and I WILL bring him to justice
Slowly driving her insane, she is gonna disintegrate poor Anon's pelvis when she finally catches him

>> No.33074972

>>33074958
What crime did he even commit to begin with?

>> No.33074989

>>33074972
Fleeing and resisting an arrest

>> No.33074992

>>33074989
But why was he being arrested?

>> No.33075004

>>33074992
Being so cute.

>> No.33075033
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33075033

>>33075004
Sounds like someone should be relieved of command

>> No.33075064

>>33075033
Someone's getting relieved for sure.

>> No.33075094

>>33075033
>Wanting to give her an excuse to go rogue and rampage across the sector trying to find anon

>> No.33075138

>>33075094
In pursuit of the ship registered as 24601 no means are unjustified!

>> No.33075301

>>33074716
I find stuff like that incredibly sexy.
I just want lift her up, put on on the couch and fuck her brains out

>> No.33075383

>>33075138
>Space commander gets a very delicate and important task to conduct
>superiors think it will keep her busy for a while
>she rushes it through and saves the situation in less than an earth standard day
>proceeds to continue mad pursue of Anon untill she's given another task
>in her report she complains about being distracted by "mundane errands", while "real criminals" are running rampart

>> No.33075421
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>>33075383
How will she react when she learns Space Outlaw Anon was caught by a bounty hunter?

>> No.33075443

>>33073776
Being a dragon knight to stand by Your wife, negotiating, questing and fighting beside her/in her name is more appealing to me.
With dragon mana, dragon resources and dragon strength Your potential is limitless and You can pursue the ideal You, to be the Gigachad Dragon Knight, Your wife is worthy of. I'd take that over being a boy toy and a part of a heap of gold.

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>>33075443
Incredibly based

>> No.33075485

>>33075421
Demands the bounty hunter to turn Space Outlaw Anon over to her custody, only to find that Space Outlaw Anon escaped before the bounty hunter could follow through, obviously because the bounty hunter was incompetent and let him escape and not because the situation was an uncomfortable mirror to all the times she has had anon in her clutches only for him to slip away at the last moment because he seems to be nearly impossible to keep contained

>> No.33075487

>>33075421
Well the only person that would want to put a bounty on Anon is the Space Commander, since Anon is just an innocent, space equivalent of a trucker, so I imagine it would be her Anon would be brought to.
Untill he (as always) breaks free and goes back to riding across the galaxy and pissing in the empty bottles.

>> No.33075516
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>>33075487
Not true! Space Outlaw Anon is of beink many heinous hooliganisms committed in Federation Space!

>> No.33075558

>>33075516
>t. not Space Commander
yeah so what are those hideous crimes?

>> No.33075667

>>33075558
Classified.

>> No.33075697

>>33075667
Bloody hell Space Commander, Anons shirtless pics are not classified and they are not a reason to chase him around the sector. I won't authorize the mission that's just you chasing your crush.

>> No.33076408

>>33074773
No need to gag her. Just establish dominance with the squirt bottle

>> No.33076498

>>33074861
knowing the other works of that artist, I refuse to belive that series will end well

>> No.33076639
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33076639

Fuck elves

>> No.33076706

https://imgbox.com/g/puzsuNiB2v

WIP

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33077400

How does a sandworms husband not die of thirst or hunger? Where does he get air for that matter?

>> No.33077478

>>33077400
drink the inside juices, she hunts for you, and she still needs to breathe

>> No.33077483

>>33077400
I imagine she has some air storages inside her body she refills every time she emerges out.
As for nutrition - it's propably simmilar as with the Shogs. The slime covering him inside of her provides nutrition, just like Shog slime provides all nutrition after the husband is absorbed by her.

>> No.33077484

>>33077400
How can you die of thirst if you're inside her mouth? Also, I assume that whatever respiratory system a sandworm have would connect with its mouth

>> No.33077485

>>33076639
Marcille is for love and raising a big family with

>> No.33077486

>>33077400
Worms breathe, her insides are moist and she hunts to provide for him.
Also the spice melange

>> No.33077491

>>33077400
The wife feeds him, and her internal body has ventilation.

>> No.33077509

>>33077478
>>33077483
>>33077484
>>33077486
>>33077491
5 replies within a minute.... are you bored anons?

>> No.33077529

>>33077509
It was just a simple question with a simple answer.

>> No.33077561

>>33077509
My job is still here, and portals are not here yet, why wouldn't I be bored?

>> No.33077586

>>33076706
Nice. Who's the artist?

>> No.33077669

>>33077400
>How does a sandworms husband not die of thirst or hunger?
Once incubization sets in, that's irrelevant. But all she has to do is gather water and food for him, or let him go get water and food for himself.
>Where does he get air for that matter?
Either occasionally surfacing for air (it would take some time for all the oxygen to run out in a colossal body like that), or perhaps there's some mechanism through her respiratory system that allows for the transfer of oxygen through her fleshy walls of her mouth. Real worms "breathe" through their skin, so it wouldn't be too much of a stretch to expand such a mechanism to allow air into the mouth itself.

I made an anatomy pic awhile back that sort of explains how they breathe. I might update it to explain this mechanism.

>> No.33077752

>>33077669
>Incubised sandworm hubby can get air and nutrition from his skin.
Based
People act like fags about incubization, but I think it's cool. It's like getting in on Your wife's powers and abilities.
I forgot to mention it >>33069009 here but that's another BEEG appeal of BEEG girls:
If salamander or ice witch husbands can become resistant to temperatures, magic girl husbands can wield powerful magic themselves, chaosfags will transform into powerful eldritch beings themselves and so on; then I assume BEEG girl's mana would make a guy strong, fast, ferocious, powerful and full of muscle/physically fit himself.

>> No.33077756

>>33076706
Lad status: Mad

>> No.33077821

>>33077752
incubization is gay, she likes me for who i am, not for who i will be

>> No.33077884

>>33077821
I hope your entire family dies in their sleep and im tired i have to keep saying that incubization doesnt change you beyond stamina and ability to survive without food.

>> No.33077913

>>33077752
>I assume BEEG girl's mana would make a guy strong, fast, ferocious, powerful and full of muscle/physically fit himself
dunno man, getting multiple times stronger from just your wife's mana seem lame... I'd rather have my jinko waifu help me buff up my muscles and become my mentor for wrestling (which usually end in me getting pinned in a sweaty leglock). I'll slowly get more powerful for my wife, and the day I manage to overpower her by the stroke of luck she'll have the look of lust and pride in her eyes seeing how powerful her husband is through her tutelage

>> No.33078139

>>33077821
Well it's what I was saying - incubization for me doesn't change Your psyche in a "Fuck Your old You. Your wife likes X so You're X now" way. It's just a manifestation of the fact Your wife and You share the same mana pool now (and mana is just a manifestation of the soul), so it doesn't affect who You are, it only has some effects on Your body, sexual ability and slight boost to Your psyche coming from a fact Your soul is now one with another soul, so Your mind and body adjust slightly (but not much since they already are formed).
It ties with an answer to >>33077913, You don't get ripped from being fucked by Jinko, Your soul gets Jinko traits, so it's easier for You to get ripped because You're more ferocious and active; but if You'd rather be a twig chew toy for her to play with - sure. Your will is still the thing that matters the most.
That's how I understand mana sharing and incubisation, I don't know if it's what KC intended, I'd have to ask and I don't want to bother him with autism.

>> No.33078146

>>33077913
>>33077913
Mana will make you all around more powerful, but you still need a good trainer to work on your form. Just imagine all those close, intimate lessons from your waifu
>"No no no, not like that!"
>"Here lemme show you"
>Jinko proceeds to give you a full body hug as she corrects your arms' position
>Now in a much more hushed, intimate tone "purrrrr, that's much better. Like that, sweetie"
>She holds you longer than necessary

>> No.33078234

>>33078146
>6'10 strongfat red oni wife decides you need to bulk up and drags you to her gains cave

>> No.33078268

>>33078146
Exactly, this guy fully gets what I said.
>>33078234
>ywn merge Your home gyms with a BEEG waifu into one perfect homegym
>ywn see her using Your favourite dumbbells
>ywn have a sweaty afterworkout "stretching" on her favourite bench
Hurts

>> No.33078340

>>33078234
>get dragged in a twig
>come out chisled like a greek statue, able to pin your wife's ankles behind her head for rough mating

>> No.33078714
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33078714

The heart is the strongest muscle.

>> No.33078760

>>33078714
What about the wiener? I saw a guy lift a can of paint with his once.

>> No.33078940

>>33074904
I like to think that the office chief would do something to save anon. You don't rise up the ranks by not being laser focused on the task at hand
>new male hire at the office
>all of the OLs trying to get his cock
>surrounded by them in the breakroom at lunch
>heavy breathing on his neck
"heyy anon~ you liking the office so far? I sure hope you do... heyy whose pantyhose do you like better, my beige nylons or her black fishnet?"
>chief comes in looking upset
"leave anon alone, he's going to be overwhelmed and quit at this rate"
>the other OLs reluctantly go back to eating their shitty mamono hot pockets and lunchboxes
>meanwhile chief is lecturing anon
"just because you're the only guy in the office doesn't mean you get special treatment. listen anon you need to speak up when these girls are coming on to you. you're going to jeoparodize the efficiency of this office by being a distraction not only to the other employees but also to yourself popping massive stiffies like that"
>anon understands and thanks the chief
>chief knows it's not going to end here
>she sees the looks in the other girls' eyes
>the only thing stopping them from full creampie sex right now in the breakroom is her
>she's going to have to take matters into her own hands
"hey anon, are you able to stay late today? I have a presentation I need to finish for the quarterly meeting, could you proofread it for me?"
>chief looks over anon while he's eating
>she's unbelievably happy that her future husband is such a dedicated worker
>she can't stop thinking about what they're going to name the first three babies
>she knows how intoxicating and distracting the smell of unmarried male penis is
>she's mumbling to herself
"yeah... this way everyone can focus on work"
>she's actually just as horny and desperate as the other OLs, she just has to rationalize it in her head

>> No.33078989

I had an idea, a gyaru Jabberwock with her friend a gyaru cheshire cornering you

>> No.33079154

>>33074904
>go to get some water from the cooler
>greeted by cheshire ass in ripped nylons at the cooler
>sign above says push for water
>put finger in ass
>cup fills with femcum and love juice
>go back to desk
>cheshire in the cubicle next to you asks what took so long

>> No.33079220

>>33079154
I would love to get into some hijinks in that office

>> No.33079324

>>33079154
>chug it all down
>keep going for a refill every 5 minutes

>> No.33079335

>>33079154
time to drink that cup right in front of the cheshire

>> No.33079343

>>33078714
Fight night!

>> No.33079352

>>33074992
He said that creampie sex is overrated within earshot of his childhood friend who just happened to be the commander

>> No.33079415

>>33078940
Hey, that's abuse of power!

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