/jp/ - Otaku Culture

it's eggcellent

>>3307246

At any rate these things are so innocuous that Melon Books was selling them right between the Touhou CDs and the ero section. It felt a little strange seeing something like this in Melon Books, but I suppose in the long run they are a seller of masturbatory aids.

>>3307246
Goddamnit Taiko, why the hell did I take you off my filter.

>>3307233
Can someone tell me what these are for?

>>3307256

You put your dick in them, apparently.

>>3307254
I JUST WANT TO BE LOVED

>>3307256
You hide them during Easter celebrations.

>>3307256

>>3307269
Cute~

>>3307256
Egg warmers

I don't get it. Can someone post a video guide on how to use them?

>>3307266
And then some kids find them.

Enjoy the federal sex offender registry!

>>3307260
bit small for that don't you think?
>>3307269
looks like KFC tonight.

>>3307307 bit small for that don't you think?
They're very, VERY stretchy.

>>3307297
http://lmgtfy.com/?q=tenga+egg+video

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jU2_op-m4aU

I really want to try one out.

>>3307307

Well, the Japanese are a lot more compact than most other races.

Did you ever get around to describing what your neighborhood was like[rate of crime, affluence, tourist-friendly or no, etc]yet? The other thread died.

>>3307310
That link just takes me to some google-like website. I was asking for a video.

>>3307339

>>3307333

>>3307339
The subtle implication there was GOOGLE IT YOURSELF YOU LAZY FUCK.

>>3307351
If you don't want to help you can just keep quiet instead of posting stupid stuff like that.

>>3307334
No I didn't.

>>3307360
ooooo burn

Those things look like a pain to clean...

>>3307360
We're trying to help you help yourself. Stop being a slave to other peoples' good intentions and show some fucking initiative.

So this is what they are for.

>>3307377

Oh? I haven't seen the price, but I assumed that it was disposable.

>>3307435
The video shows them coming with a lotion envelope that is used in its entirety, so I too think they're meant to be thrown away.

>>3307435
Well yeah...I think they are, but I'm a poorfag.

>>3307367
>>3307367

Then get to it. If I and my 'posse' are to be making the jump across the pond, I'd like to be well-informed.

>>3307451
>>3307455
"NB: Designed in Japan for single use. However, with careful use/cleaning and more lube, your TENGA Egg should be good to go again!"

>>3307481
where are you from? because if you're american.. *shakes fist*

It looks cool. BUt I'd rather play if it than to masturbate with it, I've always like these stretching things.

I'm tempted to buy them because of how nice they look.

That and awkwardly cutting holes in ramen noodle cups didn't end well for me.

>>3307496

I regret to inform you that I am situated in America.

Before you ask, I can find Iraq on a map without borders, I pronounce it as their citizens do, and not as EYE-RACK. I have also been abroad and privy to other cultures, other points of view, so I haven't the typical myopia my countrymen have.

>>3307547
Holy shit, you actually tried that?
How did it go?

How do I fliter tripfags again?

>>3307621

Put ! in the field.

All your problems will disappear.

>>3307555
In that case, your English is wrong. When you say a country's name in the middle of an English text, you're supposed to use the English pronunciation, not the native one.

>>3307547
Did you take the ramen out first?

>>3307632

I personally prefer to call it جمهورية العراق .

>>3307555
Well good for you big round of applause...

Arc, you're a bloody troll and that's all your good for.

The disposability factor is disappointing. At 2400 Yen for a half-dozen that's like 400 yen a pop. Konyaku bought at the dollar store is still cheaper, if admittedly un-textured.

>>3307655

We are all pretty cheap here, and would most certainly use them more than once. I don't know if we would have the motivation to clean them between uses though.

>>3307757
Just buy regular Tenga and use condom and lube

>>3307813
>use condom
Buying condom requires too much effort on my part.

>>3307813
I had one condom, I got it on the first day I went to University.
2 days ago I used it because I didn't feel like cleaning up the mess after masturbating.

That being said, how are you expecting /jp/ to walk into a store and buy a pack of condoms.

>>3307865
Just buy it, it's a pretty normal item.
/jp/ knows how to buy pantyhose discreetly, surely they can buy condom

>>3307873
You can order condoms online.
If I had the libido of some people here I'd just order some toys from Dealextreme.

>>3307865
Go to a truck stop bathroom.
They've got condom vending machines.

Condoms are not sweat. I'm still trying to work up the courage to buy loli pantsu from the local Walmart.

>>3307958
When you get to the cashier, pretend your mother calls you about your sister's panties that you had to buy.

>>3307555
I see.

well, its ok here I guess, but good luck finding a job.

>>3308038
This is the dumbest fucking you could possibly do.

>>3307958
Would it not be great to buy a skirt too?