/jp/ - Otaku Culture

>>33094554
Playtime is ogre

Manswine!

Big sharks

>>33094575
She looks like she has layers. And all of them are rape.

>>33094646
Fortunetelling shark sees lady trouble in your future

>>33094646
a

>>33094455
Need this but with p'orcers. And instead of the beach, it's our crudely walled off stronghold. P'orcish BBQ has got to be the best!

>>33095072
Would the public be terrified of you if you have a elder dragon lady seeing you as a loving husband?

>>33095107
>try to have a feast with your galz
>get ambushed by Wendigos who smelled your BBQ
Now what, genius?

>>33095130
Wendigos this far from the away from their perpetually cold home?
Extremely unlikely. Maybe they might wander farther down south in the winter when it snows here, but we wouldn't BBQ outside in the cold like that anyways.

>>33095231
Glacies are moving south.

>>33095244
Gonna combat that by selling a parcel of land to some ignises

>>33094988
It's only trouble if you try to resist

Embarrassing very powerful monster girls by taking them out on super cute and loving dates!

>>33095123
Is no trouble at all! Many ancient evils have been unearthed recently.

Being a single guy on valentine in MGC must be difficult.
So how do I protect my virginity?

>>33095302

>>33095373
Be gay

>>33095302
>"Alright, open your eyes honey!"
>"...Why are we at the gym?"
>"So that I can prove that I can bench press you!"
>"...did you just call me fat?"
>"Uh... fuck, maybe. Whoops."
>"It's alright. My tail has been growing since you keep tugging on it. How about I tail press you instead~"

>>33095381
Nah, then I'll have to alp and suck my roommates dick.

this is the treatment stupid horny bunnies get

>>33095397
Well I told you how to protect your virginity on Valentines day in MGC. If you don't like it, you can lump it.

>>33095408
Why does she have four ears?

>>33095408
PEKO!

>>33095454
Different frequencies.

>>33095489
So you're telling me she wears TWO sets of headphones?

>>33095489
Sounds like a cop-out

>>33095523
Fuck. It's some vtuber?

>>33095549
No, I'm just using that image because I don't have any other images of 4-eared rabbit girls wearing headphones. Other bunny is from a manga.

>>33095379
God, I would make a girl like that feel the most beautiful lady in the world and never let her go a day in her life without happiness.

>>33095379
>>33095379
Absolute perfection.
I just wanna hug her before having wrestle sex with her.

>>33096268
>pinning down and mating pressing a way bigger girl
Hot.

>>33094591

>>33096321
Wait, this doesn't say what "Manswine" means.
Do I panic now or later?

>>33094591
Mamoswine?

>>33096321
So what if she calls me breed-stud?

>>33095389
>"Honey, you're nearly twelve feet tall. Stop comparing your weight to girls half your size"

>>33095099
Actually

Whale Shark mersharks are for bullying.

>>33096321
GROOM!

>>33096842
>You fat!
>You don't have any teeth!

>>33096321
I only answer to HUB-HUB

I’m gonna download lilimwire onto my automaton childhood friend so I can get some free songs

>current year
>not wanting to be raped by monster girls

>>33097371
I wanna be brutally raped by a hellhound. I wanna be forced to eat her ass, her pussy, and forced to endure hours of kissing, face-licking, and huffing her hot, steamy breath between rape sessions. She does it out of love and passion of course!

>>33097371
>current year
>not being raped by monster girls

>>33097371
>*by a monster girl
ftfy, I want one girl for I only have one heart.
>>33097236
>Hellhound downloads "Paladin squire gets married by 4 savage Jinkos in heat till he can't form a sentence anymore" from limewire
>it takes 8 hours
>she plays the video
>it's 2 hour long Order propangada video

>>33094554

>"haha we iz all mad here eks-dee!"
>"haha cheshires teleporting everywhere!"
>"haha random sexual activities presented like something mundane!"
What were you doing when the realization that the Wonderland should be glassed hit you?

>>33097603
did you get a faceful of Cheshire ass when opening a suspicious package adressed to you

>>33097741
thats is something I would love

>>33097436
I just want to surprise my hellhound by the both of us matching collars!

>>33097603
I don't go there. It's a silly place.

>>33094575
It’s never ogre

>>33096842
It’s illegal to molest a whale shark

>>33097506
At least it’s not that video of dolphin mermaids getting blue ovary-ed

>>33097913
But she has so much meat on her, its hard to resist!

>>33095379
>you happen to see the oni you've been going to the gym with out in public
>she doesn't notice you, you're just watching her
>she's fidgeting around staring at her phone blushing
>she's intermittently looking around to see if anybody's there, good thing you're hidden
>she puts the phone to her ear and starts saying something
"H-hey anon, you busy this weekend? No? H-how about a date then? Just you an-"
>she appears to have bit her tongue
>whats going on? does she have another friend named anon or something? you're right here and she's not calling you
>she starts again
"Anon what're you doing after gym today? O-oh nothing? How about a date with yours truly!"
>silence for a few seconds
"Maybe that was a little too strong, mamonoogle said baby steps!"
>after staring at her hands she starts back up
"S-so anon, you wanna hold hands or something?"
>instant smugness in her face
"It's perfect, time to make my move"
>your phone starts vibrating, have to stealthily get away before answering
>It's her, you answer
"S-s-s-s-s.... hands.... me?"
>she hangs up
>you can hear expletives being yelled from where she was
How do you deal with the embarassed SWOLE oni girl bros?

>>33098071
Walk to her and tell her You just can't say no to holding hands with such a beauty. Keep complimenting her while spaghetti falls out of her pockets.

>>33098071
Slowly creep up behind where she's sitting, lift her chin like in a chokehold and kiss her on the lips. That'd shut her cursing and embarassment

>>33098079
HEY, BUT SOME ANON HERE SAID THAT GAZERS DON'T WEAR ANY CLOTHING

>>33098265
she's scandalous

>>33095244
Sending friendly Glacies and Yeti emissaries south is a trap, it's all a part of Ice Queen schemes to take over warm regions and make them cold

>>33098071
Waiting until tomorrow like nothing happened and taking her hand at the gym in front of everybody!

>>33098360

>>33098408
An Ice Queen wearing that outfit, she's too much!

How do I keep my hellhound neighbors quiet when there’s a full moon

>>33098468
Give her something to keep her mouth busy, or be sure she has some sort of physical activity to exhaust herself and go to sleep.

>>33098468
I've gotta work tomorrow!

>>33098468
force feed her caffeine-rich dark chocolate

>>33098408
>I never wanna know a day with under 60 creampies!
>I’d rather have like 80.. 90, 100 a day!
>oh some like to fuck but I like to REALLY fuck ahoohohehehe

>>33098661
she's crazily hot

>>33098071
>these replies that involve surprising her
interesting maneuver
Is the endgame to have her nurse you back to health after you get knocked into a wall by a jumpy, embarrassed oni?

>>33098468
This is going to sound weird but just pin up your used underwear for the week on their doors. They'll walk outside for an awoo and get distracted by the smell they're now taking in. Now you have to be careful to cover your tracks, especially your scent trail, because they will make their way to your house if you don't. If you do things right, they'll spend all night looking for the owners to "put it where it belongs". If things do go wrong you may not be fucked though, there's a chance you just wake up with a bunch of them cuddling in bed with you, with your undies tighly grapsed between their paws. Worst case you wake up to the bed breaking and you have no pants on and they have no pants on and hey wheres my penis going and oh no now you're making an even louder awoo.

>>33094988
W-what kind of lady trouble

>>33098745
Don't worry, onis aren't like horses that kick everything when startled. She knows that no creature can possibly harm her so she usually evaluates the "threat" when surprised

>>33098752
>oh no now you're making an even louder awoo
do kikis also awoo during intimate handholding with mastah?

>>33098792
The kind that leads to little sharks

>>33098745
Nurse oni.

>>33098752
Reminder that this post is made by hellhound paws. It is by default impossible to cover your tracks once a beastgirl has taken in your scent. All you're achieving by doing this is getting a wife__

>>33098829
Well that's no trouble at all then, because I'd love to make some little sharks with that fortune teller.

>>33098904
It's trouble because she wants to make LOTS of little sharks with you

>>33098943
Swimming with sharks.

>>33098957
>"I thought you said he was dead?"
>"No, I said he was sleeping with the fishes"

>>33098943
Oh. Still, I'd give it my best.

>>33098824
No they make a chirping sound kind of similar to pigeon noises
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yYnteyO-Gbk&ab_channel=HongPigeon

>>33087824
>>33087698
>>33087186
>>33087186

Similar, but rather than scratched, I want her to use her martial arts and muscles on me and then fuck me.

>>33098071
>take off shirt and buy a water bottle at a vending machine
>pour it over my head
>start jogging to where she is
>I get to her, she sees me
>she's even redder than normal
>"Hey what're you up to this morning"
>grab her hand
>"You were saying something about hands?"
>she's becoming a bumbling mess
>"Come on, let's go for a run together"
>jog with her for the rest of the afternoon hand in hand
>or what would be the rest of the afternoon before she up and raped my shirtless ass in the bushes as soon as nobody was nearby

>>33095099

Reposting from last thread (slight head anon allows mer-girls to swap to legs temporarily)

>Hot, sweaty days rebuilding my dad's porch, followed by cool evenings relaxing and drinking iced tea watching the sun set
>Sunny days at the beach as she tries (and fails) to teach me to surf. Me turning toasty brown and her a darker blue-green as we spend every hour of daylight at the surf, wandering the seaside town for trinkets, climbing the local cliffs and exploring the sea caves.
>Almost drowning during a water polo session between her and her sisters and my friends, myself, and the local island guys (final score 11-0 and a marriage proposal)
>Spending nights on the beach dancing around the bonfire and feasting on fresh-caught seafood, drinking tequila like water and howling at the moon
>Snorkeling in the crystal depths of her home cove, sharing the wonders there together
>Getting caught in the afternoon monsoons and hurling in abandoned surf shops or old bus stops, as the almost-warm rain soaks us through, and we press our clammy skin together for warmth, our lips finding each other, my tongue feeling her sharp teeth, her breath hot and sweet on my mouth
>Playing paintball with my dumb cousins and their P'Orc waifus, getting absolutely destroyed by the girl's team. Feeling her soft hands on my chest and her moist hot tongue as she licks my bruises better
>Eating the famous hot pit barbecue Uncle Ned makes. Watching her eyes go wide as her teeth sink into the melt-in-your-mouth brisket, the hot grease smearing her hands and chin, her teeth beating a spine-tingling tattoo on the bones as she nips them clean of meat, tossing them into the fire while Jeffrey, my favorite cousin, plays his battered old guitar, and his P'Orc wife, Annabelle, sings a haunting southern ballad of lost love
>Waking up with her slim form wrapped in my arms, her fine, textured skin soft and smooth under my hands
>Watching her sleep, breathing slowly, with a sweet look of contentment on her face, hardly daring to breathe myself lest I wake her
>Seeing her eyes meet mine as she opens them, a sweet smile covering her face, as she turns towards me and pulls me close, one hand gripping mine, the other thrown around me possessively
>Hearing her sleepily thank me for choosing her (even though she chose me), and telling me I've made her the happiest girl in the world
>Slowly, deliberately opening her long, slim, powerful legs, as we both maintain eye contact, our love turning to hot desire as the sun spills across the sheets
>Pressing against her opening as she mewls and begs me to wait, not yet, go slow--the apex predator who has taken me a thousand times, who I've wrestled with in boundless passion, now sweet and gentle, begging me to take her slowly and deliberately
>Feeling her hot, tight walls engulf me, gripping me like a predator grips her prey, her eyes unfocused and hazy, her arms like velvet covered steel, holding me, her legs sliding up and over me to lock me in place. In my place. Where I belong.
>Slowly, slowly, deeply pumping, every thrust like heaven, like the tide rolling in, out, in, out. Her face flushing, her moans rising, desire, fear, lust, love in her eyes
>Aunt Julie banging on the door to call us to breakfast
>Her slow smile as the tells me to roll off her and put my pants on
>We can take back up after flapjacks.

>>33095123
Better to have her buying groceries than shooting off chuuni monologues in public

>>33097371
>wanting to be enslaved by monster girls
I keep my pelvis intact with pride, sissy.

>My Mother-in-law is The Demon Lord
Somewhere in Zipangu there is a book with this title.

>>33099505
That lims ears are longer than her breasts are wide

>>33099595
So if we give her longer ears, the bigger her breasts.

grandma fox
grandma cheshire
grandma tanooki
grandma mershark
grandma wight
grandma jubjub
This now your harem. Be their "grandson with a big dick".

>>33099505
What happens when a devout Order hero who’s slain multiple monsters ends up married to a Lilim and has to look the Demon Lord in the eye?

>>33099611
Something about this picture sets off redflags and I'm not sure why. It's depressing when you get to the point where you can tell an artist does something degenerate from the artstyle

Oh no! A sneaky Rata has discovered all your weaknesses and is going to display them on her website!

What are they and which monster do they attract to you?

>>33099670
Ufufufu~

>>33099670
Perverts and degenerates.

>>33099670
sweating_echidna.jpg

>>33099685
Now give her black sclera

>>33099670
scales, carapaces, and the undead

>>33099670
Vanilla impregnation
All of them

Around fairies,never relax

>>33099670
>massive impregnation fetish
>either attracts pests like blood mosquitoes or insect type MG,or echidnas come in droves
*nervous sweating*

>>33099670
Oi, that's a dirty way to gain blackmail intel you sneaky rata

>>33099670
>fuck now the jubjubs know i'm into grool
good thing they can't cross wonderland to get to me right?

>>33099806
Echidnas are too rare to come in droves

>>33099836
One echidna alone counts as a drove

>>33099698
Also, so many ninja, oni and samurai.

>>33099670
weaknesses
>high libido
>likes undead girls
>too much of a wimp to make the first move

>What it attracts
Uhhh I dunno a lot of things probably. Hopefully a Wisp though

>>33099670
>He wants how many kids?
>Wait, he likes large AND small?
>Did she just post a list of everything?
>Oh cool, I guess I don't need to lift...unless i want to go for that angle.

>>33099670
"Lets see what this sick fuck gets off too"
>petite build
>fluffly tails
>witty with a cute side
It's a slippery slope for Rata now. Either she gives in and posts that to her website and risks another Rata coming and taking her man or she resists the urge and shows up at his place herself

>>33099670
Hellhounds are coming for me, oh no

Is it possible to be a dragon knight with a zombie dragon wife?

>>33100275
As long as she's a dragon.

>>33100275
I don't see why not

>>33100275
Well technically it's an undead first, but I'll allow it.

>>33100275
no, your title is dragon slayer

Horn buns are the best

>>33100264
It's fun and games until she clamps a collar to your neck

>>33100390
Uhuh.

>>33100275
"I-it's ok sweetie! I'm only a little dead! Look I'm still a dragon! Check out my wings! And horns! I'm sure your friends won't make fun of you!"
-Dragon Zombie trying to console the wandering dragon knight she raped and took as her own

>>33099822
Jubjubs can do anything to get their mate. Nowhere is safe. You might as well go to wonderland right now before her lust pents up to unbearable levels

>>33099822
But you can definitely drift into Wonderland as you sleep

>>33100433
Even Arthas kept his undead dragon out of harm's way.

>>33099670
>Petite bodies and bdsm.
I'm going to capture that tree rat, chain her up in my basement, and show her exactly why they are my fetishes as I wipe that smug look off her face and make her my wife.

>>33099670
Strong, big, dominant, but gentle.
I hope for Jinkos, Blue Oni are likely. I wouldn't protest if a particularly nice Amazon carried me to her village.
>>33100368
Dragon's Layer

>>33100115
>Rata still posts the info to her website, but marked anon's profile as "Taken"
>Anon is confused because as far as his knowledge goes, his own status is supposed to be single

>>33099877
that's just asking for you to be her eternal husband (read: prisoner)

>>33100565
I want a big, strong succ to gently dom me and love me

>>33100547
bold of you to assume that she won't notice how your location keeps getting closer to her headquarters

>>33099670
I have different fetishes and tastes, I'd attract a big range of monsters.

>Shortstacks
>Venus bodies and muscles

but also

>Tribal girls
>Noble girls

>>33100424
What does this have to do with montergirls?

>>33100622
It wouldn't be any fun if she made it easy.

>>33099670
>long tongue
[excited snek noises]
[excited mucus toad noises]
[excited akaname noises]

>>33100433
If she's lucid enough to hold a conversation then everything is a-okay

>>33099670
>Impregnation
>Switch
>Hypnosis
>Fucked silly
>Odd skin color
Well, A lot of them by the looks of it.
Bonus points for fit girls.

>>33100624
>Tribal girls and Noble girls
You'll get your ocelomeh chieftainess and like it

>>33100646
Horns.

>>33100726
Doesn't work, when I say noble I mean european style nobility.

>>33100754
>Ocelomeh chieftainess shows up
>"No when I said noble I mean like Victorian dress noble"
>"Oh"
>she leaves
>shows up in a hastily put on dress
>"Ok now is rape time yes?"

>>33100754
>Tomboy princess goes on an exploration to map uncharted jungle
>You have to escort her otherwise she's just going to do it alone
>Two of you get ambushed by ocelomeh tribe
>She monsterizes from the demon realm obsidian and rapes you
>Relations with junglecat tribes and home kingdom formed and jungle maps are finished
>Go back home and she rapes you in her princess clothes each night

>>33099670
I'll send formal letter with my thanks to the Rata for sending all the BEEG girls that like romantic talk and gestures my way.

>>33100754
>>33100858
Ocelomeh will return dressed up line a conquistador, but for some inexplicable reason she will speak to you in German.
Ich bin der Zorn Gottes!

>>33100726
>>33100754
Amazoness chieftainess then?

>>33100444
What's the worst they could do? They're just fat wet birds with breasts so big they can't even fly! I'd like to see them try and catch me!

No! Bad cat!

>>33100976
>Not marrying a H'Orc Onee-San and taking care of her and her P'Orc little sisters

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9T1vfsHYiKY

I wish to marry the griffon. What does it take for this to happen.

>>33101118
Such responsibility in captaincy...

>>33101152
Mmm, lot at dem wings.

>>33101152
Steal her heart.

>>33101152
That's a nice pair of wings she has there.

>>33099670
Violent tall protective muscular martial artist girl. Jinko is the prime choice.

But its also possible a particularily muscular Hellhound, a buff Ochimusha, a Minotaur, muscle Dragon, muscle Amazoness or a muscle Ogre.

>>33101169
>>33101191
Sluts

>>33101166
>Making loud, sweaty, rutty sex with your brown amazoness H'Orc waifu as she fills the tent with the smell of hickory-smoked ham

>>33101128
Kakapo harpies must be cute

>>33100275
>>33100433
>However, by becoming undead, the instinct to protect the male they obtained as their treasure is also strengthened. Should it seem that their spouse will be harmed, they'll become half-crazed, fly into a rage, and spew "rotten breath" haphazardly. In the case of men, the effects of the breath will wear off in time, but in the case of women, their resistance to monsterization will be corroded along with their rational faculties, and they'll change into undead such as "Zombies", "Wights", etc. It can easily result in a horde of undead.
>However, by becoming undead, the instinct to protect the male they obtained as their treasure is also strengthened
Almost seems like KC is saying that undead girls are even more protective of their man getting hurt than normal. Maybe it's because they've already experienced "death" once so they value "life" in unique ways that a non-undead wouldn't. Although from the profile a zombie dragon's mix of ferocity and submission when their affection is returned makes partnering with one as a wife-mount seem even more appealing

>>33101169
>>33101191
Those are MY wings back off

>>33097603
>should be glassed
nah, I wanna be assed by a mad hatter, famalam

>>33101235
Anon but she is a fucking skull!

>>33101235
Does anyone actually go for normal dragons when dragon zombies exist? They seem like a complete upgrade in basically every way unless you REALLY dislike undead girls

>>33101221
>>33101255
I'm a sucker for BBW (Big Beautiful Wings), man gotta have some cushion when he snuggles with his monsterwife.

>>33101152
>>33101169
>>33101191
Not enough artists put enough love into the wings in winged monsters. I hate it.

>>33101377
why are the milk hangars so big?

>>33101431
So she can feed her babies, duh.

>>33101325
Normal dragons are haughty which is nice because you can break through that attitude to see how genuine their love is for (you). Also because zombie dragons are honest about their horniness it's easy to forget that they're still possessive like living dragons and from the profile it looks like being undead turns that behaviour up to 11

Distract echidnas with mario maker

>>33101325
I don't like undead.

>>33101377
Girls with big claws are underrated

>>33101325
I agree Dragon Zombies are an uograde in almost everything, but I still go for normal Dragons and wouldnt marry a Zombie, because of this part:

>Their body, which was firm in life, will loosen up, and their figure changes to be favorable to males, feeling pleasant to embrace, combining softness and resilience

Basically it seems, sadly, ZDs are completely incapable of becoming muscle waifus.

>>33101475
She's cool and fierce-looking, but the hips are kinda distracing me

Living dragons are warm! and they can blush!

>>33101128
Rub jub

>>33100567
>Anon's been running into Rata more often since then
>Rata's post on her website have shifted from guy's and girl's deepest secrets to marriage secrets and celebrity weddings
>One day Anon's profile gets updated
>Wedding pictures (3)
>Anon takes a look
>It's some candid pics of him with Rata at the park when they ran into each other
>That day she asked him to do various things for her like put her piggyback and sit her on his lap, he realized what it was about now
>They're both in an expertly photoshopped tux/dress
>comments are full of their friends and family congratulating them
>knock knock, it's Rata at the door
>she's got a box full of acorns and shit
>"Well seeing as our marriage is official now, I guess it's time for me to move in hubby"

>>33101325
It's better when a haughty and proud dragon submits to cock.

Dragons a shit, undead or not

>>33099670
>Powerful girls
>tall and busty
>muscles are nice too (but not required), >dominant but gentle monsters
>really likes succs (and demons and lilims by extension)
>warrior girls
>extremist sympathizer
>protective girls.
I hope I can get a nice Dark Knight/Dark Brave Knight succ.
Wouldn't mind a dark valkyrie either.
Hellhounds, amazons and jinkos might also be interested.

>>33101472
Can't wait for the black dragon profile. An edgy dragon with the forward protective attitude of a demon may be too much for my heart
>>33101481
>Implying monsters can't have softness and muscle
Monsters bodies will change with their husbands preferences so if other undead can get ripped I don't see why zombie dragons wouldn't be able to

>>33101481
>ZDs are completely incapable of becoming muscle waifus
Have you heard of something called "venus body". They can have both.

>>33101502
Cool and fierce attitude with wide hips means she'll be the perfect mother for many strong children

>>33101235
>"It's ok sweetie, your friend's won't make fun of you!"
Yeah for their sake I'd hope they don't even think about it.

>>33101614
>wide hips
>pregnancy
>fluffy girl
the perfect combination

>>33101618
Pretty hot to imagine her telling him she made dinner and it's actually just his friends who dared to make fun of him within her earshot (granted, that's like 20 miles or something)

>>33101614
That blush is going critical.

>>33101653
What

>>33099670
Huh, so that's why I keep getting these in the mail.

>>33101475
>Fierce, determined look
>Nervous turned-in feet

The best combination, nervous but hiding behind a stern exterior. We'll see how long that lasts once I start nuzzling her fluff and kissing her neck

>>33101740
I have a massive urge to pet

>>33094554

Do you like hellhounds? Do you like them enough to handle six of them?

>>33101740
>Slutty fox girl dressed as a fantasy cheerleader tied herself up and had herself delivered to your door.

I can't ignore a girl who put in that much effort to attract my attention.

The condoms are the bubblegum flavored edible variety, which I'll enjoy 'breaking' inside of her all night long

>>33101740
>Rata got the wrong address in her report
>Random guy keeps getting sent horny foxes expecting maledom
>He just unties them and makes them breakfast before giving them some money for the trip home
>Angry horny sub foxes reviewbomb Rata
>Still come back to anon's place because he makes some mean pancakes

>>33101814
I've always preferred the softer, gentler awoos.

>>33101814
I could not.

>>33100275
It's easier than being a dragon knight with a jabberwock wife.

What's the "break in case of emergency MG attack" equivalent to the showergun?

Doesn't even have to be in a shower really.

>>33101871
What's the "I'm going to post something that has nothing to do with monstergirls in a monstergirl thread" equivalent for monstergirls?

>>33101843
Kiki isn't awoo strictly speaking

>>33101884
Kiki is partially awoo

>>33101814
>Do you like hellhounds?
Yes
>Do you like them enough to handle six of them?
One is plenty enough.

>>33101753
It's never wise to tempt or taunt a griffon, especially the already nervous one

>>33101871
pre-charged teleportation sigil

>>33101883
This.

>>33101887
That's just not enough. Not an awoo, not a birb, not even the best maid, kiki is a really sad girl

>>33101883
You're right I should have asked the question with no example instead. Here have some more "non-MG" content.

>>33101967
Would work pretty good. Unless they have sisters waiting at the other end but that'd never happen.

I'm writing a funny court scene with MGs, who should the principal officers be?

>Judge: ???
>Prosecutor: Ice Queen or Danuki
>Defense Council: Retard Lawyer Wurm
>Judge: Dragon? Fox?
>Court Recorder: Crow Tengu?
>Bailiff: Mino?

Trying to avoid staffing the court with rare or undead MGs, this would be in a typical mixed-population city of humans and common Mamano

>>33101997
>Slimy, gooey hands typed this Shogpost on a Shogkeyboard to this Imageshog shogsite

>>33101944
But what if she's my wife?

As someone who mostly doesn’t care about maids, nothing has made me dislike shogs more than shogposters themselves.

>>33102033
Anubis should be a judge, I'm thinking of the weighing of heart thing her mythological counterpart does.
Automaton makes sense to me as the court recorder.

>>33101061
Kitty has a fat butt

>>33102076
This is so sad.

haha anon got raped by monster girls lmao what a slut

>>33101843
>Kiki can't help to bear it anymore
>It's been a almost a year since becoming the maid of the estste and she's really feeling depraved
>One evening she's drenched in sweat - she's been past the breaking point for a long time now
>She waits until master goes to sleep for the evening. Surely he'd understand but she doesn't want to disappoint him
>Kiki is a good little proper maid, not a dirty hot little doggy
>It's midnight, slowly she creeps through the door
>Master is having a hard time sleeping, could tell all night that Kiki was going to do something
>Lying in bed, out of the corner of his eye he can see her
>Her legs are starting to spasm as she walks
>Her hands gripping her nightgown tightly, her nervousness on the verge of ripping the smooth satin her Master bought for her
>Her uncontrollable hot breathing is almost visible as her quivering lips try to remain sane
>She starts crawling on her knees - it's time to do the deed
>"P-p-please Master... you surely must understand...." she mumbles to herself in a tone much too raunchy for a prim proper maid like herself
>Her mouth opens wide
>AWOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO~
>Master stood up shocked as he looked at Kiki through the window
>Her face bathed in the moonlight, a small drop of saliva oozing down her chin
>She looks her Master in the eyes, a mixed feeling of the beautiful afterglow and horror of discovering her Master's consciousness
>Master looks at her with stern eyes
>She starts to cry. She knows that she's crossed the line. Master hates her. Never again would she hear his words of thanks or his gentle headpats after a good job.
>"Did I order you to cry servant?"
>Kiki jumped as a wave of pleasure unlike anything else she'd ever experience before came over her
>He motioned for her to come to his arms
>Master was ok with her being a dirty like uncontrollable little pound doggy, but only after dark
>That evening she slept in Master's bed in the comfort of his arms
>He really is the perfect Master for her

>>33102119
It's not rape if he was hard

>>33102145
t. hellhound

>>33094554

>>33101871
A condom

>>33102076
why?

>>33102180
They are cringe and not based

>>33102033
"OBJECTION! He was walking on the designated raping street, he should have KNOWN what was coming"

>>33102205
That doesn't sound like much reasoning
WHY are they cringe?

>>33102150
I need my foxes big, THICK and mischievous .

>>33102150
Gentle and pleasant foxes.

>>33102033
I feel like you gotta have a demon in there somewhere.

Primarily, any time maids, or kikimoras, or anything tangentially related is being discussed, they manage to treat it like a competition and suck all the fun out of it.
It’s like if every time people wanted to talk about Jinkos some retard had to interject about how Cheshires are better.
Also for some reason they seem to think shogs are eldritch gods with unknowable ancient knowledge. Spoilers: they were never much more than biological construction equipment.

>>33101753
It’s really cute when you imagine she’s posing for the wandering scholar and his assistant for the profile. She’s trying to look noble and strong, but having her picture drawn is so nerve wracking!

>>33102276
And last, but not least, they live rent-free in your head.

>>33102269
pleasant pregnant foxes

>>33102272
Is there a person in court who knows all the laws and rules? She'd be that.

>>33102296
Closest to that would be the judge I guess

>>33102294
What?

>>33102294
What does that even mean?

>>33094554
https://discord.gg/qjdzTqPgrm

>>33094554

>>33102134
Alright bros one of your Kikis is out here writing erotica again

>>33102378
Yeah it was my kiki, sorry. Looks like someone's gonna be spending another few days in the chastity belt.

>>33102325
fuck off

>>33102440
cringe

>>33094554

>>33102225
I like shoggs but I can see where he's coming from. To be fair there are posts that use shoggoths abilities in entertaining ways, but many of them seem to boil down to "what if normal item that works normally but I put shog in front of it" which gets grating after a while

What would happen if you glomped Deonora?

Do make sure your ear plugs are in anon, the dreaded Anubis Siren stalks about.

Not quite as terrifying as the Ushi-Onna Siren but still to be feared.

What's a "bad ending" you wouldn't mind getting?

>>33102736
Cumpump for some ghouls.

>>33102736
Dragged into the oni cave

>>33099080
sauce? reverse image search is not working for me

>>33102084
Do Anubis exist outside of desert biome? Otherwise schedule doge is a great idea for a judge
>>33102222
Based and Checked
>>33102272
Demon could be judge or prosecutor mmm sexy blue DA Mommy, or maybe just an overworked Police Lieutenant called to the witness stand for her part in the investigation and apprehension of the dangerous Single Man perpatrator

>>33102783
It's on the jinko imgbox

>>33102736
Pet human for a Pharaoh

>>33097236
if I defeat her do i get silver points?

>>33102736
Shark bait
Spider snack
Harpy perch
Cat scratch
Chew toy

>>33102276
>Jinkos some retard had to interject about how Cheshires are better

If I recall correctly, KC mentioned Cheshire Jinkos somewhere.

>>33102736
Become possessed by phantom

>>33102736
surprise oomukade

>>33103026
does KC have an exit plan?

Here is my monthly rtil sketch, this time featuring Wightfag's wife. A couple of good friends doing cosplay together!

>>33102982
That's a bad end?

>>33103070
Adorable, she's always looked great in pink. I'm scared of that wight though, something about those eyes

>>33103070
Your wife is short.

>>33103135
Give her a stool.

>>33102736
Horse Pussy Bandits on The Steppes

>>33103070
Corrupting others with latex I see?

>>33102817
>Do Anubis exist outside of desert biome?
If that's a problem, the court could be in Monster-Las-Vegas.

>>33102736
Hells chewtoy
Amazon communal husband
Bicorn bait
Orge captive

>Your paladin calls me Goddess too
Which monster girl is the most effective at getting order troops to change sides willingly? Any means.
Straight up corruption, disarming looks and kindness,"surprise your childhood friend was me, Nightgaunt, all along!", etc. etc?

>>33102736
puppi cunni

>>33103135
Maybe it's the Wight that's tall.

>>33102982
It is when she's into teasing, male orgasm denial, and chaining you up naked and collared as her 'pussy boy' next her throne so you can lick and worship her body while she holds court

>>33097535
>"I'd just like to interject for a moment. What you're referring to as Linux, is in fact, GNU/Linux, or as I've recently taken to calling it, GNU plus Linux. Linux is not an operating system unto itself, but rather another free component of a fully functioning GNU system made useful by the GNU corelibs, shell utilities and vital system components comprising a full OS as defined by POSIX. Many computer users run a modified version of the GNU system every day, without realizing it. Through a peculiar turn of events, the version of GNU which is widely used today is often called “Linux,” and many of its users are not aware that it is basically the GNU system, developed by the GNU Project. There really is a Linux, and these people are using it, but it is just a part of the system they use."
>"Linux is the kernel: the program in the system that allocates the machine's resources to the other programs that you run. The kernel is an essential part of an operating system, but useless by itself; it can only function in the context of a complete operating system. Linux is normally used in combination with the GNU operating system: the whole system is basically GNU with Linux added, or GNU/Linux. All the so-called “Linux” distributions are really distributions of GNU/Linux."

>>33102736
Dark Elves' S&M pet
Raised into undeath by a Lich
Sabbath mana battery
Corruption by a Demon
"Accidently" unsealing an ancient evil

>Anon yelling "Witness me!" as he starts running at Druella and going straight for her tail.

>>33103359
Oh no it's Stallman and the freedom cult.

>>33103359
>haha magic box go brrrrrrrrm beep beep brrrrrrrm

>>33103359
I'd just like to interject for a moment. What you’re referring to as Pslime, is in fact, Carrier/Pslime, or as I’ve recently taken to calling her, Carrier plus Pslime. Pslime is not a monstergirl unto itself, but rather another free component of a fully functioning monstergirl made useful by the infesting ability and vital mamono mana comprising a full monstergirl as defined by KC.

Many men fuck a modified version of the Carrier every day, without realizing it. Through a peculiar turn of events, the monstergirl which is widely fucked today is often called “Pslime”, and many of their partners are not aware that it is basically the result of fusion of two beings. There really is a Pslime, and these people are fucking it, but it is just a part of the monstergirl they fuck.

Pslime is the infestant: the part that provides mamono mana to the entirety of the monstergirl. The slime is an essential part of this monstergirl, but useless by itself; it can only function in the context of a complete monstergirl. Pslime is normally used in combination with the human woman: the whole monster is basically Carrier with Pslime added, or Carrier/Pslime. All the so-called “Pslime” husbands are really husbands of Carrier/Pslime.

>>33094554
If KC is still around and still working on MGE when sexbots become available to the masses, what are the odds of him teaming up with a robotics manufacturer to release a model based on the MGE automaton?

Wish me luck anons, I am running towards the frontlines with no clothes on, I have 7 teleport spells on hand, I am gunnin for that lilim ass

>>33103396
Never do that again.

>>33103422
Just ninja run, it'll make it harder for them to hit/catch you

>>33103380
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IbovwHryovE

>>33103422
Does anyone wanna warn him about the teleportation disruption fields?

>>33103450
No.

there any gazer animations? her gooey holes and stomach are doing things to me.

>All female officers (with human legs) are required to wear tiny miniskirts and heels that make "CLACK" sound.

>>33103581
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=byAfC5yW_hw

>>33103105
There is absolutely nothing to fear.

>>33102736
Digested alive by a lamia or sandworm

>>33094554

>>33102736
Getting claimed by a BEEG dom girl.
I'd rather be in charge or have a switch relationship with a BEEG girl, but if I was forced into submission, I could work up from there, to shift it where I want it to be.

>>33102736
>Crown Jewel of the Dragon Hoard
>Salamander Sparring partner
>Manticore Tail tester
>Assassinated by Kunoichi
>Outfoxed
>Night visits from a Nurarihyon
>Pharaoh worship
>Bound by an Apophis
>Tazed by a Raiju
>Did you honestly think you could beat a Lilim?
Plenty others, but these are the main ones that jumped out at me

>>33102736
Exotic dancer in Pharaoh's court

>>33102736
Honestly Jubjub doesn't seem that bad as long as she's willing to have a conversation. The being connected 24/7 seems kind of ridiculous (I wouldn't be able to keep my job and whatnot) but if she was more than a bumbling drooling orgasm all the time I could get with it.

>>33102736
Grape snake bait

I wanna feel a blue-fire salamander tail playfully wrap around me after narrowly losing a duel

>>33102736
The one from the other thread; temple's husband

>>33103832
I want a salamander to train me to become a better warrior! And a better husband.

>>33103070
Fuck dude is that wight getting even bigger?

>>33103836
That belly should be round.

>>33103861
Or is the kobold getting smaller?

>>33103868
Yeah, the thing is, god knows how many priestesses the temple has.

>>33103861
>>33103870
The wight has cast a spell to siphon the height away from the kobold

>>33103896
My headcanon is the Temple creates them as a sort of hivemind/clone phenomenon, no matter how many you impregnate and take home, there are always fresh, fertile, eager Priestesses to take their place

>>33103836
>>33103896
Why are bangs over eyes so hot to me?

>>33103740
>>33103727

Based fellow Pharaoh appreciators. Exotic Dancer sounds like an awesome job

>>33103957
Mysterious.

>>33103957
Because

>>33103943
I'd rather have female human volunteers join the temple and the temple's magic make them all look more or less the same.

>>33102736
Shoggoth slave

>>33101028
Powerful leglock, fluffy wings and addictive secretions. Once she gets you, you'll be so intoxicated that you won't even try to free for her (not that you can). It's like the classic immortal snail problem, but the snail is significantly faster, and you don't get any prize money for not getting caught

>>33103976
>>33103967
Well I don't care, I want a big mommy monster who's eyes I can't see.

>>33104022
WHOSE

>>33101295
You are too. SO what huh?

>>33103996
Every waking moment spent trapped in her breasts or eating her out?

>>33104025
>t. Hakutaku

>>33101548
I'd imagine anon's family were shouting all over the phone asking why they weren't invited to the wedding

>>33104025
I'm going to keep making gramatical mistakes Haku-sensei! And there's not nothing you could do to stop me!

>>33104025
Whoms't've?

>>33094554

>>33104058
Haku-sensei, 9+10 is 21 right?

>>33103854
I want to make a salamander loli horny for the first time by dueling her.

It's a Crime Having This Much Beauty!

what is the moral of the story of mge exactly?

>>33104146
Love conquers all.

>>33102736
Yeti's cuddle bear in her remote winter cabin

>>33104146
Stop worrying and fuck the monster waifu

>>33104132
Egotistical monsters are the best!

>>33104146
Cute and funny

>>33102323
>>33102315
It means that they are living illegally. You can contact your local lawyer wurm if you want to eviscerate them or sue them for not paying rent

>>33104161
Eros no.

>>33103070
Wight looks like a bully

>>33102817
Regal Winternubis judge with Ice Queen DA, no crime goes unpunished in the frozen lands

>>33102134
Nice. Kiki is very precious. She deserves all the love and all the babies

>>33102736
Getting captured by an amazoness and becoming her househusband slut who likes being raped in front of the whole village and my friends who were also captured

>>33104021
Honestly it doesn't sound that bad. Do you have to be inside of her, or will she just hang on making happy bird noises from time to time like https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yYnteyO-Gbk&ab_channel=HongPigeon ?

>>33104068
Cute

>>33104146
>what is the moral of the story of mge exactly?
"Little girls are the best"

>>33104146
Tig ole bitties
real answer: omnia victis amor

>>33104375
Why not both?

>Hey Anon, you aren't trying to leave without saying goodbye, are you?

>>33104183
Eros YES.

>>33104146
Society is constantly changing and if you try to resist it you’ll get trampled on, raped, and dragged screaming away into the future whether you like it or not

>>33104412
nah just gonna tell ma that she is going to have grandkids soon

>>33104412
Er...I don't think this is part of the Great Plan?

>>33103981
Clearly Hathor's blessings are most powerful in her own temple where proper worship is the strongest.

>>33104455
Hell even a Paladin who stayed over liked it so much she decided to stay! And change her religion!

>>33104412
??? But I did. I literally just did like an hour ago. I even had to give each and every single one of your a kiss on the cheek. You said that was customary of saying goodbye in your tribe. I even drew a little picture of myself in the tribe cave like you said to help you all remember me by. I even cooked you all the morning's kill city style because you girls said it was you liked it so much ever since I first made it for you as a parting gift. Why did you all follow me a whole hour outside the tribe cave? What are you playing at?

>>33094554

>>33104518
Sounds like she won't be needing that ill-fitting breastplate anymore. I wonder what paladins of a fertility goddess do.

>>33104161
love is a myth made up by poor people who don't want to work.

>>33104532
Men act like this and wonder why they get raped all the time.

>>33104178
>>33104372
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=H2LQMElLoLs

>>33104649
Spread her good word of course.

>>33104192
>looks

>thunderthighs

>>33104801
did you have to pick a picture of her with pencilthighs.

>>33104801
Gonna complete her circuit

it's all fun and games until your elf slave becomes a darkie.
Then you're the one who becomes the slave.

>>33104932
Just put her in her place so she just becomes a slave dark elf.

>>33104778
I'm surprised he wasn't already. Those primal lizardgirls obviously made him their communal husband already, and it seems like he has the domestic skills to clean the place up after they come back from hunting. The fact that not even one of them has a little lizard in their belly makes me wonder what's wrong with them.

>>33104161
Love and Union

>>33104967
That gif looks like it's from a NTR so I don't believe anything you have to say, imposter

>>33105052
Not him but it's not NTR, just rape.
I don't know if it's that much better, but still.

>>33105052
It's not NTR if she doesn't have a lover.

>>33102736
Literally crushed to death by an overexcited wurm.

>>33105066
it's really not, rape is harming and it's a turn-off, MGE did it right because it happens to men by the monsters

>>33094554

>>33105052
Don't mind the newfag

>>33105052
Well, she DOES become a slave.

>>33105087
If you're willing to rape you don't bitch about getting raped.

>>33105161
Then just rape your rapist back!

>>33105174
>Can't be raped if you consent
Now you're getting it.

>>33105185
If you rape her twice as hard as she rapes you, can you turn it into raping her?

>>33105204
Only if her eyes don't turn into hearts, because as we all know that counts as consent, and you can't rape someone who consents.