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3318540 No.3318540 [Reply] [Original]

WHEN I ARRIVE IN JAPAN ALL THE GIRLS WILL BE ALL OVER ME AND I WILL BE VERY POPULAR.

>> No.3318551

Cool delusion, bro.

>> No.3318546

o.k.

>> No.3318564

YES, more unattractive neckbeards going to japan under false pretenses.

>> No.3318565

>>3318540
BECAUSE I USE AX BODY SPRAY, WHICH ISN'T REPULSIVE IN THE LEAST.

>> No.3318594

>>3318565
Well it repels everyone but negros.

>> No.3318597

Are you fat and ugly? Get Xration will employ you to rape her daughter so she can get more source material.

>> No.3318615

Japan is a superior country, with superior custom, superior food, and superior animation. Women and Japan are much kinder and don't hate men like American women. I can totally live on my own in the middle of Tokyo with my cute Japanese girlfriend and we can play moe games together while eating pocky, like all Japanese do on a daily basis. Japan is superior.

>> No.3318623

>>3318615
You made me LOL mister troll

>> No.3318648

>>3318597
NO I GO TO /FIT/ AND WORK OUT. I AM WORRIED ABOUT MY FACE I DO NOT KNOW IF IT LOOKS GOOD OR NOT...I THINK IT DOES BUT THAT'S JUST WHAT I THINKKKKK

>> No.3318658

>>3318648
HAVE YOU EATEN YOU OATZ OATZ OATZ TODAY AND DONE YOUR SQUATZ SQUATZ SQUATZ?

>> No.3318660

>>3318648
Sorry then, only disgusting blobs of fat can get women in Japan.

>> No.3318661

>>3318658
I SQUAT 3 TIMES A WEEK. BITCHES WILL LOVE MY THIGHS. I WILL SQUEEZE THEM WITH MY THIGHS AND THEY WILL FALL FOR ME BECAUSE OF MY MASSIVE AND POWERFUL THIGHS.

>> No.3318682

>>3318661
DON'T SQUEEZE TOO HARD OR ELSE IT WILL MAKE YOU SEEM TO OVERPOWERING AND TERRIFYING AND THEY WILL ALL RUN FROM THE GAIJIN WITH THUNDER-THIGHS.

>> No.3318687

>>3318682
HOW HARD CAN I SQUEEZE? WILL 50% OF MY POWER BE TOO MUCH? I DON'T WANT KAWAII JAPANESE GIRLS RUNNING AWAY FROM MY THUNDER-THIGHS.

>> No.3318697

>>3318687
THAT DEPENDS ON YOUR MAXIMUM THUNDER-THIGH STRENGTH. IF IT EXCEEDS 150 UNITS, YOU'LL HAVE TO CAP YOUR OUTPUT AT THAT.

>> No.3318712

>>3318697
150 UNITS? JESUS JAPANESE GIRLS ARE REALLY WEAK. I COULD SQUEEZE THEM SO HARD THAT THEIR GUTS WOULD COME OUT OF THEIR ANUS. MY SUPER GAIJIN THUNDER THIGHS HAVE A MAXIMUM POWER CAPACITY OF OVER TEN THOUSAND UNITS! I COULD ATTRACT FEMALES WITH ONLY 1 PERCENT OF MY POWER!

>> No.3318708 [DELETED] 

>>3318697
150 UNITS? JESUS JAPANESE GIRLS ARE REALLY WEAK. I COULD SQUEEZE THEM SO HARD THAT THEIR GUTS WOULD COME OUT OF THEIR ANUS. MY SUPER GAIJIN THUNDER THIGHS HAVE A MAXIMUM POWER CAPACITY OF OVER TEN THOUSAND UNITS! I COULD ATTRACT FEMALES WITH ONLY 10 PERCENT OF MY POWER!

>> No.3318727

>>3318712
THEY MIGHT BE ABLE TO WITHSTAND MORE, HOWEVER IT IS BETTER TO ERR ON THE SIDE OF CAUTION FIRST.

>> No.3318732

You're annoying.

>> No.3318739

>>3318727
HOW MUCH THIGH POWER CAN THEY WITHSTAND? WHAT IF THEY WANT TO KNOW MY TRUE POWER? WILL RAISING IT TO AROUND 300 UNITS BE SAFE? I DON'T WANT TO BREAK THEM.

>> No.3318749

>>3318739
I BELIEVE THE AVERAGE ONE SHOULD BE ABLE TO WITHSTAND UP TO 500 UNITS BEFORE DAMAGE. HOWEVER, THERE ARE SOME THAT WILL BE ABLE TO WITHSTAND YOUR FULL POWER AND WILL THEN TURN IT AGAINST YOU IF YOU ENRAGE THEM. WATCH OUT FOR THESE ONES.

>> No.3318762

>>3318749
A WOMAN THAT CAN WITHSTAND OVER TEN THOUSAND THUNDER-THIGH UNITS?
IMPOSSIBLE!

>> No.3318765

>>3318540
East Sea? Seriously?

>> No.3318776

>>3318765

OP confirmed for corean troll.

>> No.3318807

WHEN I WILL ARRIVE IN JAPAN I WILL RAPE ALL THE GIRLS AND CONQUER THE NATION

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