/jp/ - Otaku Culture

Deadlines? More like dead curve lines!

>>33251375
If you add water to your slime, she increases in volume but loses consistency

I'm reading through the newly translated Matori info but one thing that keeps confusing me is whether or not they're referring to female monster pirates or male pirates. Sometimes it's more clear but other times seems like they're referring to one or the other but it's difficult to tell which

>>33251501
>I'm reading
Lol nerd

>>33251527
Thank you reddit, very cool!

>>33251501
>However, dead people often become undead and enjoy sex again in this age. And even in the waters surrounding Matori, it's not uncommon to meet undead with their husbands on ghost ships...
>...no, no, you can see them in Matori town and how they perform on stage! If you see this ship in the city, it may be useful to talk to the pirates who have already walked the seas in the past. Especially with their handsome Wight Captain with a lovely face and her loudly laughing deputy captain. If you drink a glass of alcohol, you will definitely be able to talk comfortably with them!
Ahah, the blood runs cold
We take our loot but don't get old
Yo, yo ho
Yo, yo ho
All hail, the mighty
He's arising from the deep
With tattered sails
and incredible tales
we're caught in endless seas

>>33251677
ARI KEKO YUME WO

>>33251728
>Undead wurm
>Pirate wurm
Can't help but think an undead pirate wurm would just be a normal wurm painted grey. How does she breath underwater? Who knows

>>33251677
Why not consider a career in singing and not piracy?

>>33251749
Wurm is a ghost because Wurm has no legs and can walk through wallas!

>>33251749
Before becoming an undead.

CON: 18
Special Trait: Goddamn Invincible (Ex): Wurm is immune to all non-magical damage.
Special trait: Weakness (Drowning)

>>33251752
Pretty sure that's what Matori is. At this point they're essentially singers and craftsmen dressed as pirates

>>33251677
>Shipwrecked and marooned on an uncharted island
>Picked up by a passing Ghost Ship
>Captain Wight makes you her 'cabin boy'
>If you mess up she gets to whip you with a Demon Silver Cat O' 9 Tails

>>33251775
>Wurm is immune to all non-magical damage.
That explains it. Drowning is non-magical damage after all

>"I-i really didn't meant to destroy your clothes alongside your armor! its not my fault you arent wearing quality materials!"

>>33251775
>Special trait: Weakness (Drowning)
>she's undead because she's too dumb to notice she died

>>33251787
>Whenever cabin boy messes up she threatens to 'throw him to the mersharks'
She can't actually bear to part with her cabin boy but his face is cute when he's scared. Imagine what kind of crazy gun ideas a pirate lich would come up with. Like demon silver bullets tinged with powdered lamentation mushrooms. All they have to do is get a volley off and a few days later theres another ghost ship roaming the seas

Human boys like their girls BEEG
>>33251760
Kek

>>33251924
how big we talkin

>>33251677
>vampire captain arrives in Matori
>everyone is cheerful and happy
>not a dead body or drunken destitute in sight
>slogs into her favorite bar
>some harpy in a mini-maid outfit comes over and asks for her order
>captain orders rum
>harpy returns with a glass of rum
>sets it down on the table and hits it with a "yum yum rum beam"
>tears spill into the vampires drink as she downs it and reminisces about the glory days
>tried to fight a "pirate" the other day, got called a grandma for actually using a sword

>>33251905
How will international trade continue then, if every ship on the sea is full of undead fucking? We need a super hero to save our shipping revenue! We need Captain Wurm!

Shorter wives just means more room for more wives.

>work at a pet store in the dog dept
>get portal-ed, captured by slave traders
>interrogated if I have any special skills, say that I'm good with dogs
>get sold to a werewolf pirate crew
>ready for life in hell
>actually not that bad
>have to do all the cleaning and maintenance of the ship, but other than that the crew is alright
>have to life in the slave quarters, which is just a dark damp room all to myself
>not allowed off the ship when we dock, have to watch the place while the crew goes drinking
>being around dogs all the time it's actually pretty comforting, giving them head scratches and playing with them while not pirating
>captain says nobody's allowed to rape me too, something about pregnant crewmates not being able to plunder
>they even invited me off the ship to a campfire feast celebrating the full moon
>I think this life isn't so bad after all

>>33251924
im sure thats a gentle sheep

>>33251873
>ywn have your entire loadout of legendary equipment you've built up over the years dissolved away and processed onto the hips of a klutzy slime
bros...

>>33252173
Is that where the "Smell like a salty dog" shanty came from?
Pirate life in MGE sounds comfy. Just sailing through the endless seas and singing sea shanties with Your waifu in the evenings under friendly stars.

>>33252173

>>33252173
>full moon orgy withe the whole crew
How many wolves can you fit on a hammock at one time?

>>33252357
Just the one

>>33252293
>plundering ships for their goldfertility drugs
>digging up buried treasure
>sex in the crow's nest
>sex on the plank
sounds like a dream

>>33251470
Am I in the right if I fire my Arachne maid if she replaces my bed with a big web while I'm away?

>>33252431
We gotta pump up those numbers or it will take days to get everyone satisfied

>>33252468
Only if she doesn't sleep in it with you

>>33252504
She's just sitting in it blushing showing off her ovipositor making a popping noise as she opens and closes it

Its all fun and games when you put out a notice for adventuring companions and open your door to see an impromptu tournament going to see who is going to be part of your 'harem' due to a misunderstanding on companion.

>>33251877
To be fair, it's not unheard of for undead and ghosts to be initially unaware or in denial of their death.

>>33252590
Tournament Arc

>>33252704
The tournament arc typically occurs AFTER your first adventure.
And you're typically participating in it, not watching it as the 'prize' to see who accompanies you to go into a small dungeon.

>>33252590
>put out a notice for adventuring companions
>didn't put in a level requirement
>get party of little novice adventurers

>>33252731
You're assuming he's the protagonist.

>>33252757
Not gonna lie, I probably wouldn't be able to say no.
I'd probably just take a lower quest for me to get them experience and items.

Been wanting to take up reading but don't know if you can stay committed? Consider Greenworms! Greenworms are excellent listeners, so making it a habit to read to them is a good way to stay committed to your new hobby. I would recommend getting some snacks together, sitting your Greenworm on your lap, and reading to her for at least an hour every day, if time permits. At first, your Greenworm will probably be the one keeping you on track wanting her snack time, but before you know it the two of you will be eagerly awaiting reading time to get into your favorite stories while sharing warmth and eating snacks. You will be amazed by how incredibly cute your Greenworm will be, gently chewing her snacks as she's engrossed in the book that you are reading to her! Recently, I've been reading Shakespeare to my Greenworm, and she's been loving it. We've even begun switching off reading dialogue together, so that we can act out the plays while enjoying our time together! You might even want to try that sometime with your Greenworm!

>>33252590
>see the wenchfest out my door
>waifu.exe is sitting alone watching them fight/fuck
she's the one for me. she knows shes superior, so why would she get involved in the raff

>>33252777
Heeh, that's pretty neat.

>>33252777
Is this like the rubber ducky technique?

>>33252431
this is false advertisement, the camera angle is making his wolf wife look BEEGAR!

>>33252028
Bulldozer

>>33252818
sure, your greenworm can help you to not look like a complete brainlet when someone asks you about the eva manga I guess

Try not to dress TOO gentlemen-ly, you'll start looking like the equivalent to what monster's refer to as "dressing up like a slut"

>>33252777
This is cute

>>33252757
>Need to find a suitable dungeon for them
>Everything you were planning on is way too high of a level
>All the lower level stuff is so far out of the way it would be an adventure in it's own right to just get to them in the first place, and you do not have that kind of time right now
>Thankfully, your buddy from the old days of plundering is married to an echidna now
>Get into contact, spend some time catching up
>"So, I heard your wife is good with dungeons..."

>>33253081
That is a very large goat

>>33253070
Sharp Dressed Man playing in the distance.

>>33252032
I hope she sings ye olde sea shanties when she gets drunk

>>33253163
https://youtu.be/bfcZacwnVCk

>>33252774
What kind of quests would the MGE world have?

having trouble deciding on what to draw
any good mongirls to act as practice for drawing faces, but not looking at the viewer?

>>33252777
Been enjoying this greenworm posting

>>33253206
Lich

>>33253184
Item quests, chasing off MG bandits that probably steal things (and men).
Finding lost items in caves, fetch quests, maybe escorts.

>>33252757
>>33253119
What about the opposite, how does a novice get a party of veteran monstergirl adventurers?

>>33252032
>This rum tastes watered down
>I wish I was out sailing now
>My feet hurt on land
>I miss my crew, ever since the change they haven't been the same, half of them have husbands now, and the other half are still getting over the fact that they went to bed one night male and woke up the next day female
>I bet none of these so-called "pirates" even know a proper shanty
>I wish I was back on the ship, sharpening my sword, swords are still a pirate thing, right? She was just too young to fully appreciate it

>>33253272
be a shota who looks like a gentle breeze would knock over.

>>33253184
>turns out there never was a princess to rescue
>the dragon made those posters herself

>>33253313
Don't want to be a healer, want to shoot lightning

>>33253184
if kc's upcoming game is to be taken as cannon, probably something at least tangentially related to sex or outright husband traps

>>33253337
then be a one shot glass cannon

>>33253343
it's not prostitution if the gold is a quest reward

>>33253328
>B-but dragon-Chan, You are my princess!
>Kyaaaaa~, don't say such embarrassing things, i-I-idiot! It's not like I like You, husband... Kyaaaaaa
Then she gets red and flies away and mister paladin has to tumble himself across another realm to find her again.

>>33253405
How /fit/ would I need to get to princess carry my dragon?

>>33253070
I only have 2 outfits
"Some guy" and "some guy in a suit"

>>33253272
Avoid stepping in fire

>>33253440
Depends on how BEEG she is, and how thick and meaty is her tail.

>>33253361
That might actually be a pretty good dynamic other than 'healslut and strong monsters'.
>Wizard trains stamina and mana level
>Monsters get mana in return and better synchronicity
Only have to make sure that you take it slow at first so your pelvis and soul don't get shattered from the pent-up lust

>>33253440
You can tell she's trying to cheat his perception of her weight by pushing up with her tail.

>>33252777
cute but hopefully shakespeare isn't too much for little wormy, I would imagine that's borderline horror for most of the mamono world

>>33253070
Good thing 90% of my clothes are "sweater and jeans".
Nobody is gonna go for the really boring looking average guy!

>>33253328
>see "save kidnapped princess from a dragon" quest poster
>the princess in the picture has scales on her face, and horns poking out from behind the crown and hair ornaments

How about being the frontline fighter dude to protect the squishy dark mage?

>>33253440
5pl8 squat minimum

>>33253497
this is the face of a man who gets his dick flattened daily.

>>33253571
I thought the "boring average little-bit-awkward lonely guy" was like heroin to most mamono

My Jinko coworker has been happily chuffing subconciously recently every time I help her do stuff. Should I go ahead and do something now or wait until mating season? I don't know what's common courtesy with this species.

Am I just autistic don't answer that or is kind of annoying how beeg seems to be getting overused and turning into a buzzword?

>>33253691
Make your intentions clear by rubbing her abs.
>>33253700
Could just be flavor of the month.

>>33253641
It's every succ's dream to walk into McDanuki's one day and see a guy sitting alone at a table with a hoodie and jeans looking lonely and awkward

>>33253700
We're all autistic here Anon, where do You think You are?
I don't think beeg will go away. It's just a word to encompass the preference for girls, just like loli, gyaru or hag.
>>33253691
Don't worry, if You start to casualy touch her and compliment her beauty and her muscles, she will experience heat way before the mating season. I thoroughly recommend.

Fish are about
Enjoy fish

>>33253582
Tank is a better option dps frontlines are dime a dozen.
>Massive armour and shield so lots of endurance
>Both the frontline damage dealers like barbarian, knights, warrior, rogue, and the backline like the healer, mage, ranger, and rogue depend on you
>They get wet when you defend them but also fret and worry over you when the battle ends
>Strong enough to manhandle them but their unique skillsets allow them to do the same to you in different ways

>>33253070
Dressing like gentleman and courting a griffon or dragon all old-school like with roses and poems

>>33253787
This anon is based and knows the truth. Nothing gets mamono as hot and bothered as the paladin with giant, thick and hard shield.
Who deflects and parries all the blows with a smug grin.

>>33253787
I feel like warrior fits me more

>>33253819
I dunno don't like the religious baggage that comes with being a paladin. Rather just be a guy in heavy armour with a pointy stick or big axe

>>33253781
About what?

>>33253838
The nice thing about monster adventuring parties is that there's guaranteed to be some out there who need (you) specifically as the perfect fit in their party no matter what your specialty, rank, physical ability, or general disposition

>>33253898
I'm an escort quest

>>33253853
I think he meant it like "fish are around"

You DO lie when your wife asks if she stills fits in her old outfit, right?

>>33253945
She fits once the seams give in.

Naughty kitsune that bite get gagged no exceptions!

>>33253945
she still fits
sensually

>>33253945
No. I buy her new clothes often, and keep encouraging her, so that nothing stops her from getting even beeger.

>>33253945
Nope, and that's just the way I like it.

>>33253945
I'm sure it has good stats though

Vampire bats

>>33254059
Need bigger wings

>>33253986
What do you have to say to a fox to get them to lock up like that?

>>33253973
>>33253991
>>33254052
Based lying anons. Our wives will never suspect a thing!

>>33253998
what kind of hound is that?

>>33254082
I love you

>>33254071
IMAGINE the hugs

>>33254059
I want to encounter one in an abandoned house in the woods! I want to fix the place up and move in with her permanently!

>>33254098
Heavenhound, or could be bunnyip-hellhound hybrid - hellunnyip.

>>33253945
>if she stills fits in her old outfit
Not without a potion from the sabbath

>>33254154
High-impact sexual spaghetti spilling?

>>33254154
she seems like a very sweet girl.

>>33254177
She first intimidates You, then when she succeeds she gets embarrassed and red. Then she pounces on You to raep, but You are the one on top.

>>33254207
>powerbottom hellhound

>>33253787
oh god I forgot they have guns

>>33254059
I prefer fruit bats.

>>33254154
This one looks like a frosthound.

You'd work for "Big Boss" right?

>>33253945
Neither wear actual clothes.

>>33254368
She doesn't look so big to me. She looks kind of flat actually.

>>33254387
Lims everybody.
Average bodies for MGE, and utterly overhyped.
But it's ok because their bodies instantly somehow mindbreak you.

>>33253729
If that's the case I should be swarmed by lonely succubi at any moment.

>>33254279
I don't normally care for feet, but these are some top-quality man grabbers.

>>33254368
As long as it doesn't involve anything physical and I get paid on time, sure.

>>33254400
>Thank you, Boss

>>33254438
>That one anon living in the soldier base that isn't actually a soldier but just a whore

Just lay on your back anon and you'll get your pay.

>>33253898
>there's guaranteed to be some out there who need (you) specifically as the perfect fit in their party
Like a group of cute monstergirl lolis to level up

>>33254419
I too long for the day portals open.

>>33254400
In all honesty i feel like hellhounds are more overhyped by the people here while both the fans and KC overhyped the baphomets

>>33254368
>!
No, but I'll sound the alarm when I spot her trying to fulton out gear from the order base I'm on.

>>33254400
are you saying you don't want a cute demon with a thin waist and modest breasts who's a SASSY VIRGIN?

>>33254502
I feel like this might not be the most reliable source of news...

>>33254400
To be fair any monster with enough mamano mana can mindbreak you it's just lilims are the postergirls of that

>>33254487

>>33254582
An independent fact checker has verified it's 100% true.

>>33254709
>independent fat checker

Do you prefer battle maids or normal maids?

>>33254715
>Fat checker
>'Yep, this tanuki is overweight! Cut back on the cakes.'
>All while she pouts at you

>>33254742
Battle maids that are nice.

>paladin slashes his sword at alp lilim
>she slaps it away
>punches her stomach
>breaks his wrist
>"Are you alright, human?"
>"Silence, demon, I am not afraid of you!"
>kicks her
>sprains his ankle
>she doesn't even budge
>"Maybe it is time to stop?"
>"I won't fall your tricks, demon! It is just a bruise!"

>>33254803
You sure you don't want a genius elf maid?

I always wondered, how does demon realm silver weapons work. Do they phase through the body? Or do they bounce harmlessly off?

>>33254755
Saying that seems like an easy way to get raped by your strongfat jinko wife

>>33254832
Nah, I'm good.

>>33254862
You sure?

>>33254847
It never explicitly says in the entry. The weapon leaves "cuts" in the person's magical energy, implying that you are actually slashing your opponent. I think of it as the weapon phasing through, as that's what the verbs seem to imply.

>>33254847
kinda like an elastic maybe? powerful cuts with sharp enough weapons might phase through your target while weak/imprecise cuts and blunt weapons might penetrate somewhat before being forcefully ejected by the target's mana

>>33254931
I am.

>>33254957
>>33255032
I wonder if it goes through armor and shields or just flesh
and if so, would demon silver armor and shields block demon silver weapons?

>>33255044
But art thou truly certain?

>>33255075
I was headcannoning it as working like normal metal on objects and phasing through living beings.
>>33255130
I already made my mind.

>>33254508
This
The OC lims have mostly died out, the hype is gone.

shogs are THE most overhyped (and mostly by people who can't even read the wiki at that) monstergirls no contest

>>33255274
idk I've seen way more Kikis, people just fucking love maids huh?

>>33255274
I like Shoggoths, but it is silly that people treat them like elder gods when they were bottom bitches in their hierarchy.

>>33255304
at least kikifags have the decency of actually reading the source material instead of headcanoning everything like absolute brainlets

I like dragons
I just wanna feel valued

>>33255354
If You wanna feel valued, You can get a danuki to put a price tag on You.

>>33255387
Being told I'm worth about $5 isn't very helpful.

>>33255387
>put a price tag on You.
Any other girl would think you're priceless.

>>33255323
Elder gods are the impotent and powerless gods of humanity that live in the dream lands. Night Gaunts serve the elder god Nodens. Beings like Cthulhu are great old ones. Beings like Nyarlathotep are outer gods. But I agree Shoggoths, like Night Gaunts, are a servitor race. It's just that unlike Night Gaunts, which are loyal, Shoggoths rebelled against their creators.

>>33255425
No.

>>33254848
You say that like its a bad thing.

>>33252173
That sounds like a great life. Reminds me a bit of black lagoon.

what monster would make an excellent raper?

>>33253440
It's a shame they ruined her character by taking her from a regal dragoness to a simpleton child.

>>33255449
rapper*
excuse me

>>33255449
like the singer rapper or the sexual assault raper.

>>33255449
>>33255470
well we know the best sexual assault raper is the Wurm, no escape

>>33255354
I'll tell a dragon she's the most valuable treasure in her hoard.

>>33255470
>>33255462

>>33255470
Sirens and harpies I'm guessing

>>33254848
>Husband, you have crossed big line today.
>I hope you are prepared to buy new bed.

>>33253361
Oh, I'm a quickshot glass cannon alright

>>33255470
pharaohs because they are black

>>33255498
>Silly human, I am the dragon, you are the treasure
But you know she is hiding the embarrassment behind her usual haughtiness

https://monstergirlencyclopedia.fandom.com/wiki/Monster_Girl_Encyclopedia_World_Guide_-_Side_III#Second_Song_Island_Matori_.28p44.29

Matori is now on the wiki in it's entirety.

>>33255187
Perhaps an elf basketball player then?

>>33255605
>Then how are you so precious?

locking doors is pointless to ones who can tunnel

>>33255645
>Bystandards report Local resident Anon crying about "floor damages" shortly before he was dragged into the Wurm tunnel

Can dark skinned Jinkos exist?

>>33255706
Indian tigers

>>33255716
a pajinko

>>33255706
The beauty of the setting, if it makes your pp hard, you can probably find a way to make it exist
Except NTR

>>33255716
Indonesian tigers
>>33255729
You motherfucker

>>33255738
Things mentioned in the profile as general characteristics for monsters cant be changed. For example, it is impossible to find a Hellhound with fur that isnt black.

>>33255818
Citation needed

>>33255818
Imma dye her fur while she is sleeping

>>33255818
Nothing says colors can't be different. It's more things like lamia having snake like lower halves that all members have in common. Just because the Scholar wrote that the Hellhound he saw had black fut it doesn't say it can't be different.
>For example, the physique, and hair color, etc. of a medusa may vary, but the common traits of a medusa, snake hair and the lower body of a snake, match up. Also, many individuals basically have a lonely, stubborn personality.

>>33255552
>looks at supply closet full of bedframe boxes
>welp looks like that time of the month again

>>33255945
jabberwocks also come in chocolate and vanilla going by that one cover.

>>33255634
I'm a little disappointed that it's more idol stuff and not an actual gritty pirate haven. I'm not asking for cut throat rapists on every corner, just an island of hardened sailors who are willing to take what they want by force if needed.

>>33255684
He should have built into an aquifer.

>>33254816
>Alp lilim resorts to smothering him via face-sitting so he'll stop injuring himself.

>>33255706
Ye.

>>33256139
It's not piracy but there is a certain quaint charm to having a skiff pull up next to your boat and burst into song.
I'd think phantoms would be all over that.

how cute could a monster girl who spoke broken English be to ya

>>33255957
>Have to go into work with a pelvic cast
>"Yo Anon, you call your wife fat again?"

>>33255945
Not only does the encyclopedia profile outright mentions black skin and fur as global characteristics for the Hellhound. KC also mentioned it as a global characteristic in his capacity as author. So we actually have double confirmation that in canon, there are no Hellhounds without black fur.

>>33255885
I dont recall where I saw it, but it was there.

>>33256356
>one coworker is covered in mershark bites
>one has red lines across his body and string hanging off his jacket
>one's shirt is a little singed
>"Yeah you guys too, huh?"

>>33256315
Accents have the potential to make or break a girl. I would be down to make some pretty big exceptions as to what girl I'd take if she has the right accent. I'm normally not a fan of cheshires, but if one had a nice welsh accent, I'd melt like butter.

>>33256594
Just winter weight

>>33256622
funny thing is, that fucking is one way to lose weight quick

>>33256594
>One is missing altogether
>He is married to a shirohebi

>>33256663
That it is.
But its also how monster girls can 'eat'.
Which means they can get at net 0 while you burn calories.

>>33256315
I can accept that if she can speak my language fluently.

>>33256690
yeah forgot about that

>>33256680
>"Its weird, he should have heard the creaking when sh-"
>A Kunai buries itself in the wall and no one else can see where it came from.

>>33256910
10/10 healer would raid with again

>>33256910
how did she hurt her horn

>>33256496
>"Venom-spitting loli"
>This time, it's a loli-ish girl incorporated into a giant spider, and getting fucked non-stop.
>Rather than the giant spider, it's the little girl that's venomous, and by uttering venomous words and phrases she'll make herself get fucked.
>he will make the foul-mouthed little girl's body sink inside there and cover her in tentacles.
> The effect of the venom in a man doesn't cause irritation, instead, it incites wicked carnal desire towards the little girl in front of him
I guess Atlach-Nach can only be lolis if "This time it's the fierce dog of hell, “Hellhound”-san. Their body and fur are both black. Anyhow, they're as ferocious as they look and they'll attack men as soon as they spot them!" means they can only have black fur.
https://twitter.com/k_cross/status/819133973322268673
>Basically, it is a race with a high proportion of loli, but it exists to the extent that it is not absent.
KC isn't going to say every member of a breed has to look this way.

>>33256496
KC generalizes a lot.

>>33256496
It's kind of autistic that you're even arguing this. What's even the point? So that you can bitch about "off-model" art?

would you be a pornstar in monster girl x human videos?

>>33257149
Sure why not

>>33257149
with everyone getting their own wives and fucking daily would porn even be popular

>>33257175
Lots of couples use porn for fresh new ideas in bed.

>>33257149
Only if it's the starring role in Shota Sluts 9: Mama's Boy.

>>33257203
what other wacky porn titles would there be?

>>33257149
Yes, but I would model it after that one dude who posts videos like "Telling you that you did a great job today ASMR"

>>33257214
Shark Bait 5, surfer stud wipes out

>>33257175
raiju need something to masturbate to.

Enjoy your new party.

>>33257288
fucking hell that would be mg lonely coomer bait

>>33257149
I would, but as a channel specifically for letting noble undead girls indulge in their fetish of clawing/biting butler bait

>the first harem member your nurarihyon wife gets you is her weaboo wight friend

>>33257318
>Boya~

>>33257149
Porn is illegal for domestic consumption in the Demon realm. The only porn that can be produced is for export.

>>33257337
Everyone is a 'boya' when she's a century old.

Conservatively dressed elves

>>33257355
>Porn bootleggers
But the question is, what is the sentence for being convicted?

>>33257435
1 hour of community service

>>33257419
Look man, calling her triple your age is a compliment, she's fairly certain her ass got fatter over the last 20 years, all of her friends are fucking young,sexy, and cute boytoys while she has to do her hair every single morning all by herself in a mansion that's practically the size of the ukraine without a hubby or little wights/zombies to fill the halls.
IMPREGNATE THE HAG WIGHT

>>33257431
they only dress conservatively to hide the elaborate lingerie underneath

>>33257445
Oh, that doesn't seem so bad

>>33257451
Will, if her figure is full, so must her womb.
I'll ensure she's got some heirs before the month is out.

>>33257435
what about repeat offenders

>>33257435
Marriage to the monster girl you were caught with. Don't worry you won't get past making one video. The danuki who provided the finances for the movie will get a reward for turning you in.

>>33257458
It is when you're "servicing" the community.

How do wights keep a castle stocked of single undead when they’re eloping every night with a guest

>>33257318
>>33257337
>Gomenasai, I am Wight-Kun

>>33257550
Well, it seems I can just make some more wild vids with more members

It's going to be a long winter
http://imgbox.com/OBw72qsY

>>33257558
This post might mean multiple things and I like none of them. And that's not a wight.

>wear a living armor
>get your penis locked into a codpiece that functions like an automated fleshlight
>cursed sword
>she's riding your cock while bludgeoning you to keep you weak and the living armor is holding you down
>tfw you're getting raped by your own equips

>>33257639
thats a good time

>>33257584
The wives of Winterstown all judge each other's husbands basted on the length of the cumcicles hanging off their breasts, chin, and asses.

>>33255274
>>33255323
>>33255425
any mamono for the man who appreciates an all-powerful and non-euclidean gf or two?

>>33257303
>dps sally
>stress relief fox
Seems like a good comp

>>33256496
lol nerd

>>33257175
inspiration and masturbation material for single humans and monsters, ideas and "how to's" for couples, mammono propaganda.

>>33257584
plz stop, texas is already too fucking stupid to winterize or do power grids right

>>33257175
Reminds me of the old adage
>Jacking off is to sex like a hotdog is to a prime steak. They're both nice, but the steak is definitely preferable. Getting a girlfriend is like winning the lottery, now you're rich and can have steak every day!
>Except sometimes, some days, a man just needs a fucking hot dog

Help a wendigo bit me. Am I going to turn into one?

>>33257891
nah, you ain't an alp in waiting, right?

>>33257639
relationships with equips are very romantic

>>33257639
>not travelling around like a spartan supersoldier being jacked off by your own armor to keep your focus on the battle ahead

>>33257821
The Night Gaunt, Shoggoth, Mindflayer, Wendigo, and Atlach-Nacha are the only chaos girls at this point. All so far have seem to be lower to mid tier in power and even then he adapts them to his setting and power levels so I don't see any monster he makes will be radically more powerful than other powerhouses like the Baphomet, Dragon, or Lilim. When asked when a new one will come out he just says they are difficult to make so be patient. Probably even more so for the upper tier abyssals like an actual entry for the Demons of Chaos.

>>33257891
A husband is what you'll become

how to make your wife do this face

>>33258005
harapan

>>33258005
put benis in bagina

>>33257318
I'm glad there's a new harem making monster other than Bicorn, not that dislike horse pussy

>>33258025
But anon, that's lewd!

>>33257932
Could I get a shog to pretend she is a nanosuit?

>>33258005
"hey do this face"

>>33258005
pinch the clit and twist it

>>33258045
So?
>>33258048
She can be any clothes you want. Power armor, skintight suit, lots of possibilities.

>>33258005
hold her hand and tickle her palm with your thumb

>>33257891
Wendigo man, Wendigo man
doing the things a Wendigo can
What's he like? It's not important
Wendigo man

Is he a man or is he a coat
When he fornicates is it a joke?
Does he wear her or does she wear him
Nobody knows, Wendigo man

Did you know that's actually possible for a slime girl to give birth to a son? There are a number of caveats, of course, including the universal one of the chances being rare among all monster girls.

>>33258377
my daughter loves that show

>>33258377
Triangle Man, Triangle Man
Triangle Man meets Wendigo Man
They have a fight. Triangle wins.
Triangle Man

>>33258426
how tho

>>33258377
>The husband's part is darkened, with only light-emitting parts being visible, but I feel that if you can't make him out very well, it makes for a more balanced and well-rounded design.
>At first glance you may not be able to see the chain, hidden in the shadows, but they're around her wrists and ankles, and they of course look like tentacles, with light-emitting spots.
>As you might guess, the Wendigo is usually held up on the man's genitals by his hands and genitalia, but if his penis goes down, or he releases his hands, and she's about to fall, those mysteriously shining chains are going to hold her up.
>As for what the husband looks like under that hood, they have fluffy white fur with the uncovered spots being dark, like a kind of abominable snowman, with creepy eyes and skull ornaments.
It's more that they are both wearing a coat that just mostly hides him.

>>33258466
cum inside the core directly , assuming they have one, rather than in the slime itself

>>33258498
by that I mean, how would a human male form in a female monster that reproduces via division

You do know that under those black evil overlord uniforms, lilims have abs, battle scars, tattoos from war-time, and a well toned body that screams "I rape my husband regularly", right? Think twice before deciding to approach her aggressively, she will fuck you up and many ways.

>>33258520
the core would expand, acting as a womb.
I didn't really think idea out too much honestly, just humoring the idea if it would even be remotely possible.

>>33258546
Nah, I am gonna find her single sister and make her spill her spaghetti.

>>33258546
Nice, anyways gonna go marry her demon secretary.
She can get old and gray with that edge for all I care.

>>33258546
Would submit to

>>33258546
yes but she can still spill spaghetti cause she a virgin

>>33258546
I am gonna caress those abs and ask her to tell me stories about how she got those scars.

>>33258779
she tripped while holding a knife

>>33258546
I will trace every scar, muscle, and tattoo with my tongue after she comes home from a long day of ass-kicking on the front lines.

>>33258779
turns out she's just very clumsy and accident prone

>>33258546
>Thinking that would dissuade me and not make me pursue her harder
Battled hardened girls is peak waifu material

how thirsty would single monster girls be for a male-run fitness channel on mamanotube?

>>33258922
very

>>33258922
>most comments are monsters thirsting over the guy
>their horny posting is interrupted by a massive comment thread full of salamanders and lizard men commenting on his form, diet, and PBs
>fitness guy relies to some salamander's comment on deadlift form
>next video everyone in in the comment section is an expert on weightlifting

>>33258922
yes

>>33259028
>another bro in the comments section asking about his form and what he can do to get more gains
>a bunch of replies asking for pics
>even more once he delivered

Russian Kikis

>>33259304

>>33258546
Such girls deserve to be tenderly loved and pampered until they melt.

>>33259351
Will also shove your head into her chest when you have a fever and stifle a moan from your temperature

>>33259127
bet some of the most viewed videos are of him shirtless doing bench presses and him doing dragonflies

>>33257175
I would watch porn with my wives. Seems like a fun time.

if I grew up with mge's around me, I would be the mesugaki, who got married at ten

Premium leanen sidhe hentai doujin staring a human ninja getting captured and gangbanged by orcs, centaurs, demons! You just know!

>>33259782
Centaur gangbangs seem difficult logistically.

>>33254643
nah, kobolds are good girls

Women like swords

>>33259649
I have a mighty need

>>33259649
>"Hey little girl, is you mom home?"

>>33259916
Kobolds are still monsters. If there is an überkobold she will mindbreak

>>33259956
uhh ma'am you forgot your pants
>the lilim, who was hopeful she could intimidate the hero who she had intel would infiltrate the armory tonight, became very embarrassed and raped the shit out of him

>>33255404
that's so she can easily buy you to be her eternal husband. Sneaky little buggers

>>33259956
I know lilims get a lot of shit for being overrated or whatever, but I just really like the white wings and tail, it's a good color

>>33253700
BEEG is based and beautiful, I've started using it elsewhere.

Other good memes are CLACKposting, Greenworm Anon, Slavic Ice Queen and Shoghouse.

>>33259807
a horse fucks your dick by hovering her butt over your crotch, another makes you eat her pussy, and two more make you fist their horse pussies

>>33260130
you're on top of one of those massage tables with the hole in it so another one can eat your ass too

>>33260130
>and two more make you fist their horse pussies
pretty deeply at that

I would so be in monster girl gangbang "the awo vs the chuffer 3"

>>33260042
>appraised at around 5 dollars by danuki
>instantly 10 more come out of nowhere and start bidding
>I'm happy to he worth the final selling price but concerned that I just let myself get auctioned to a danuki when I wasn't even for sale
>why was there legal documentation ready

Name one problem that cannot be fixed by nuzzling into a manticore's neck fluff.

If a dark mage was gonna die soon would you at least let her live her shotacon mommy fantasies by turning you into a shota and let her violate you?

>>33260559
>implying she's not lying and won't keep you a shota forever

>>33255354
>spoiler
If you wanna do that, just go to a Tanuki run pawn shop and tell them you wanna sell your virginity.

>>33255886
just slather her with your semen until she's all albino-furred

>>33260556
Not having guts to ask a Unicorn out, get married, and have Unicorn daughters with her.

>>33260581
>I can give ya three bucks

>>33260654
tree fiddy

>>33260581
>Yes boyim, I understand your frustrations. Sign this form and I will pay you the amount shown less legal fees and the document fees.
>What's this no you don't need to read it fully boyim, readings boring.
Anon signs it.
>A gaggle of dankuis come out of the backroom tossing wedding rice and hands the pawnbroker a boquet of flowers congratulations on your marriage!

>>33260658
Goddamn you Loch Ness-Chan!

>>33260601
I wonder how common Bicorns are, because cheating seems like an extremely rare occurrence and a monster ditching you is unlikely too.
I guess the more common way would just to ask "hey can I fuck this other girl?"

>>33256594
I'm sure the one covered in mershark bites just has a kinky wife

>>33258043
>marry bicorn
>come home from the honeymoon
>smoke hobo is chilling on the couch
>the two of them just reach critical mass and things turn into an endless feedback loop of waifus

>>33260880
I'm sorry, but you can only have ONE harem making waifu.
It's the law, can't have that much pussy on tap.

>>33260214
>>33260130
>Two more are extra kinky and take your foot in their pussies
>You are effectively being held in mid-air by centaur ass.

>>33260898
FUCK The LAW and THE ENTIRE COURTROOM

>when the orcs enslave the elves anyway

>>33260912
>Anon tries to make his case for marrying multiple harem generators
>Prosecutor demon gets her turn with him
>"Oh yeah? What's your third wife's favorite pastime?"
>"Fucking me, obviously!"
Haremfags, not even once.

>>33260929
Nice.
What if I get orcs to enslave elves FOR me?

>>33256155
nice

>>33260929
I don't want to be anywhere near those stupid, filthy, smelly, unappealing creatures. I'd be fine with just P'orcs themselves.

>>33260909
>your shoulders and thighs are barely visible, your limbs writhing within their pussy prisons which make the centaurs orgasm again and again

>>33260964
>"Boss, you don't actually want to mate with those elves, do you? They're nowhere near as meaty as us. We're built for breeding. They'd probably snap like twigs from you putting their ankles by their ears."

>>33260898
What if
>meet some girls on Monster Tinder
>go on a date with each one separately
>they're all harem maker monsters
>each one tells you they've got some "friends" they'd like you to meet
>turns out they all knew each other and wanted to start a harem together

what crime would get a waterboarding by monster pussy?

>>33261172
>juggling multiple prospects at once
what a 3d woman thing to do, anon

>>33260363
neat

>tfw no smug wight or lilim ojou-sama to tell you to "rejoice" when she is about to use you as her throne.

>>33261263
>Many years later and you've both grown comfy enough to just use her ass as a pilow whenever she's lazing about the mansion

>>33260130
>>33260909
It's like being drawn and quartered, except the mess isn't red

>>33261121
Not him but....
>Well, what do you think we should do if she's not meaty enough?

>>33261228
A good number of anons here are just waiting for the portals to open up before becoming mansluts.

>>33261301
Betting on these Anons getting such muddled mana markers that not even harem makers want anything to do with their unfaithful asses.

>>33260960
>third wife is a coomer bird

>>33261281
What monster would use your ass as a pillow?

>>33261301
I don't want to be a manslut, I just want a single monster girl to love.

>>33261420
Probably smaller species with proportionally smaller heads like ratas or baphos...if the horns don't get in the way.

who would other the obvious choices, be the weirdest to b become coomers among all the mgs

>>33251787
If I'm a good little cabin boy, will she use a regular Cat O' 9 Tails?

>>33261425
Darn right

>>33261281
Face down, face up, or laying your head to the side? Very important to clarify

>>33261444
I demand more pics of couples with their 5 kids

I just wanna have a wife who can have 20 kids or more

>>33261434
Smart ones like Hakutaku, and most of the "Poor at expressing emotions" disposition, especially Automaton.

>>33261472
Well, it's all dependant on what the mood is. Facedown for the wight to lock her legs behind my head and keep me there.
Faceup for 100% comf and probably reading a book or something.
Face to side for talking to her while she sews or something.

>>33261301
I entertain lives with many species but once one gets me they can lock me down.

Why are Oni's so perfect?

>>33261585

>>33261585
Beeg

>>33261301
No

>>33261636
>that one little harpy with her dad's hair color
It's cuter when the daughters don't look like literal clones of their mother.

I just kinda wanna gift the Queen of Hearts a PS4 with a copy of Bloodborne, and watch her play it. Being in the same room may be dangerous to one's health but her raging at constantly failing will be hilarious to watch.

Good night Anons, take care and don't burn down the thread.

Instead, remember to get snug in bed with the wife and then put your cold feet on her back

>>33261757
it's neat how she gets the multi wings

>>33261757
Going by her track record, I would not want to piss her off.
>>33261761
I am nowhere near this evil.

>>33261786
I have Raynauds, Anon.
I have the super power to unleash this evil.

>>33261757
I knew the queen of hearts would be a god damn loli I just knew it

>>33261757
Upload QoH's Bloodborne let's play on mamonotube.
QoH's rage compilation?

>>33261811
that tends to be how alices roll

>>33261425
Based as fuck

>>33257889
>a man just needs a fucking hot dog
I don't know man, I don't feel like having sex with my own food

>>33261811
We've known she was an Alice-lim.