/jp/ - Otaku Culture

I want Kiki to open my mouth and spit in it!

>>33329585
>What you gonna do niggy, I'm too cute

>>33329609
>kikilookingatscriptconcerned.ShogNG

x is best girl

>>33329645
My wife Titania of course

>>33329609
I want my Kiki to look at me coldly when my anime figures and video games come in the mail!

I bet the Chief God is cute, sad she's locked herself away

hello frens

Strong cows make the best milk

What do you cook for a Wendigo family that only knows meat and more meat?

>>33329645
>x
>not y
Y is best girl you can’t prove me wrong.

>>33329674
Sup.

>>33329676
Gotta be strong to carries those fat tiddies

>>33329676
and they turn a boy into a strong man as well

>>33329585
Someone said KC was flipping out over some NTR pictures on Twitter last thread. How would that even look. It would have to be a very specific drawing wouldn't it? It is a bit confusing.

>hang around with Shirokuto's sabbath
>get to be near her a lot
>all I do is chores and a bit of studying when Shiro feels like teaching
>Shirokuto accidentally calls you "grandson"

Gonna marry the whole raiding party.
Gonna be worshiped like a god back at their stronghold.
Gonna father dozens, if not hundreds, of p'orcers.

>>33329677
>Wendigo-san is having a great day
>she and her husband are meeting their daughters boyfriend for the first time today
>Wendi-Chan and her boyfriend shows up to the house and sits down at the dinner table and he asks
>”Do you have any salad? I’m a vegetarian.”
>the her daughter speaks up too
>”Yeah mom I’m becoming a vegetarian too! And I’m moving to the beach to start up a kale taco stand with him!”
>Wendigo-San is startled awake in her bed next to her husband
>a large hand covers her shoulder
>”Have a bad dream dear?”
>Wendigo-San shakes her head yes
>”It’s okay hun, there’s no such thing as vegetarians.”
>Wendigo-San soon falls back to sleep listening to her husbands heartbeat

>>33329753
Plump piggy p'orcers pumping out piglets!

>>33329676
Holy shit, now that's a rape face.
Sabbath pick me up, I'm scared.

>>33329753
Fine breeding stock

Finished drawing this yesterday. I'm out of ideas, so I'm going to draw MILF baphomet again, probably.

>>33329754
Good husbands know how to calm their wives down, and vice versa

Hi I'm Anon Cockson and this is jackass,
>finds single dragon sleeping on her hoard
>steal all her stuff
>wake her up by screaming you're a dumb lizard, aren't ye?
>run

>>33329784
Rogue, evil p'orcers like that will captured and assimilated into the tribe and turned into submissive, breeding sows

Wurm is the kind of monster that greets thunderbirds by saying "How!" to them with a hand up

>>33329855
What is most injun like monster?

Serious Question
What is your favorite and second favorite slime girl type?

F@ C@ ASS

>>33329887
Dark slime then shog. Love me some purple.

Becoming a spider-husband to a loli eldritch wife is what all true warriors strive for

>>33329880
Either Griffon or Thunderbird
I guess technically Wendigo

>>33329887
I don't like cold wet slimy sex anon. Would just make me think it would be like fucking Pelosi.

>>33329905
nah want a mino wife to cuddle with

>>33329722
Was xenoblade art due to smash bros.

>>33329905
I just wonder what ANONs up to...

>>33329887
A slime made of coffee tasting goo

>>33329818
>this weeks crossover with Theft Anon proved to be quite the show stopper

>>33329905
Honestly I'd be too preoccupied with trying out my cool spider body to fuck my wife

>>33329855
You mean "How do you fly?". Because Wurm is of the Tard family. Bless her little paste-eating glue-huffing heart.

Remember this chick?

>>33329940
who else is of the tard family?

>>33329898
Imagine the smell of fat, jungle cat ass. Imagine the taste.
Absolutely exquisite

>>33329914
So a married person, or was there some husband gasping in the background? I don't know about xenoblade.

>>33329905
Sounds like a bad end if you ask me

>A village got raided by an orc raiding party because some dude marked himself with a h'orc mana marker.

>>33329959
I'd imagine Jubjubs are pretty tard, too horny to think

>>33329947
I remember not liking her , I dont remember why though.

>>33329977
Doesn't matter. Ate pork ass

How do I get a monster girl if I am already married? (married at 18, 37 now).

>>33329905
I'll accidentally fall into her web and be nice to her. She won't know what to do.

>>33330000
shove your wife into den of monsters they'll turn her into one. She might divorce you for doing that though so ask nicely first.

Oh no anon, how did I get down here? You'll be a good boy and help me back up right? Something about that face makes me think that's a no~

>>33329987
>Jubjub is a cumbrain
>Can't stop thinking of dick
>Comes off as a fucking idiot to everyone around her
>The moment she's got dick in her and an orgasm later, she turns out to be a total nerd, super smart
>Is just obsessed with dick when she isn't perched on her man
>When she is perched on her man, she's cool, calm, and collected; very chill

>>33330034
go home ya drunk oni

Be careful about online dating anon that cute cheshire you agreed to tea time tonight could really be a human disguised as one. So do your part and report these women to the proper authorities so they can be properly monsterized

>>33329959
Hobgoblins, Zombies, Moths... the list goes on.The Tard family is quite extensive, and most of them are nigh indestructible. What an unusual trend.

>>33330059
Translation? I don't speak bloodsucker

>>33330046
>Jub just makes horny noises off the dick while hubby is in a conference call
>Gets on as soon as he's done
>Looks at a shitposting cheshire who's been hanging around her while he's been away
>What you're referring to as Linux, is in fact, GNU/Linux, or as I've recently taken to calling it, GNU plus Linux. Linux is not an operating system unto itself, but rather another free component of a fully functioning GNU system made useful by the GNU corelibs, shell utilities and vital system components comprising a full OS as defined by POSIX. Many computer users run a modified version of the GNU system every day, without realizing it. Through a peculiar turn of events, the version of GNU which is widely used today is often called “Linux,” and many of its users are not aware that it is basically the GNU system, developed by the GNU Project. There really is a Linux, and these people are using it, but it is just a part of the system they use.
>cums as she says the last word
>hubby has to go to the bathroom
>back to mumbling about dick

>will anon be able to escape form the clutches of the space pharaoh of Tpyge Prime?
>will the commander ever be able to catch up with her target?
>find out next week on Space Outlaw Anon!

>>33330056
*sniff* a-and he *sniff* told m-me "g-go home ya *sob* drunk o-oniiiii"*sobsniff*

>>33330194
My daughter keeps begging for a madam commander doll, where can I get one?

>>33330194
He will, and she won't. At least not until the ratings start to drop.

An order girl is somehow manhandling your dragon and giant swinging her by the tail. How do you help her?

>>33330208
the shogshop obviously

>>33330145
That nigga better bash her in the puss. Maybe even finger her.to show her whois in charge.

>>33330211
>same plot week after week
>millions still watch

>>33330230
I heard the reviews on Mamonoogle saying the stuff you get there is sticky and purple, and low quality zipangu knockoffs

>>33330247
well, im unsure if its even acting its so good
>methinks hes a rogue adventurer with a monstrous bone to pick

Big sharks?

what type of monster would like a tard?

>man married to a h'orc obtains Lilith's Panacea
>uses it to juice up his wife
>turns into single most powerful man raping machine the world has ever seen
>few decades later a terrifying warband led by her daughters is rampaging across the continent
>the Order considers her a threat second only to the DL
>no army can stand against the rape WAAAGH!
>An entire horde where the average h'orc is considered a basic mook

>>33330227
I distract the Order girl bye yelling "SO LONG GAY BOWSER" so she messes up the throw

*murrrrs lightly*

>>33330293
Probably a democrat.

>>33330293
Whichever one is your waifu anon.

>>33330194
Wish I had a corrupt anubis vizier to bribe.

How do monsters train men to stop behaving like sluts?

>>33330384
Keep their balls drained

Which book is the state of Pressia (presumably an Order-aligned Germany analogue) mentioned in? I distinctly remember it being mentioned in passing, but now I can't find it.

>>33329880
Ocelomeh, and the Tezcatlipoca that are mentioned in their entry but don't have an entry of their own yet

A jew, a jabberwock and Princess Diana.

>>33330247
Little mamono love Madam Commander

>>33330409
>that feel when no catgirl

>>33330309
>>33330409
>>>/trash/

>oct 3s get is going to be a furry/tg shitpost
calling it now

>>33329814
Wasn't this image originally about father yeti stalking his daughter's prospective BF?

Should goblins be greenskins instead?

Reminder to fuck your leprechaun for St. Patrick's.

Should white men be allowed to own monster girls?

>>33330489
They're fine as they are. I like the hobgoblin dynamic.

I like to think that holstaur milk tastes like sweetened condensed milk

Y'all know PETAs stance on animal girls...

>>33330489
Of course.

>>33330489
maybe, someone should recolor the pics green to see what it would look like

>>33329754
>>33329814

>>33329814
>>33330589
A Wendigo with a big mountain man looking husband is really fitting. latenight ( think that's him) is such a good artist

Yeti season is nearing its end in Canada! What are appropriate spring time monster girls?

Ok you had your fun in the last thread dont ruin this one

>>33330589
I bet this wendi nibbles her steaks instead of tearing into them like a feral animal.

>>33330589
>latenight drew another one of my stupid greentexts
>both times he did it was about Wendigo’s
Is this a sign?

>>33330589
>latenight drew another one of my stupid greentexts
>both times it was dealing with Wendigos
Is this a sign?
Also, thanks for the drawing man. Seriously, it made my day.

>>33330811
Latenight is always a blessing. honestly, thanks for sticking around man.

I JUST WANT SOME FUCKIN' SLEEP!

Worship bat

>>33329887
Nureonagos are my favorite slime. Queen Slimes are pretty interesting.

>>33330886
>I JUST WANT SOME FUCKIN'
she does too

>>33330924
Last time I did I was thrown into quarantine.

how many kids can you have with a single monster girl? can you make an army with how many kids you can make with them?

>>33331049
I heard monster girl fertility is actually rather low (not sure the credibility on that) but depending on their lifespan probably a lot, just gotta fuck constantly to get em

>>33331049
Why do think that would have a discrete number?

>>33331088
Don't quote me on this, but the more common the monstergirl, the more fertile they are.
P'orcs? Pregnant when you look at them lewdly.
Wights? Several near death experiences for a decent chance at one kid.

>>33329799
Looks great anon! Love the colors it has. Gives a really unique feel to the art work.

Good night Anons, take care and don't burn down the thread.

Instead, enjoy the sight of monster girls in fluffy jackets and the mysteries they may hold.
Are they buff? Are the thick? Have they bothered with undergarments? Are they three large rats standing on each others shoulders?
The mysteries they may hold in those coats.

Mandatory penis inspection day procedures for every human man!

>>33331102
Nah, P'orcs would be low-mid tier. The real big breeders would be like slimes, rats and devil bugs. Maybe bees and ants as well?

>>33331159
Seals

>>33331234
If removed does she become bustier?
Are the seals like some form of magic breast binding?

>>33331234
>>33331253
>Tiny Inari covered in seals
>Take one off and she becomes bigger
>Once all are off she's super hourglass
>Rape Ensues

>>33331275
>All that ancient evil converted to maximum THICK
>Desire to know more intensifies.

>>33331306
There is one more seal on her back, bigger than the others, do you dare pull it off?

>>33331234
>>33331383
Wait you guys got seals with your evil wives?

>>33331383
Yes, I must.
Preferably after a nice dinner

>>33331399
You can get a really good deal on a bulk package of them.

any hyperborean mgfus

>>33331408
>You peel the last seal off
>Her bust gets like maybe 2 inches bigger
>Guess it wasn't a big deal-
>She has jubjub levels of horny now

Good luck putting the seals back on

>>33331468
Don't need to, going balls deep till she's carrying a litter of kitsune kits.

>>33330521
Is the sound of a man suckling on a teat and drinking like ASMR to them?

>>33331569
Also the sound of milk spraying into a pail.

>>33331195
small, fairy-sized bee girls who don't know personal space getting in your face when you're eating outdoors!

>>33331416

>New Kousuke
Today is a good day

>>33331847
I'm sure she'd come up with some equivalent of the needle through the condom to reduce the efficacy of seals.
It's good to give an evil wife some enrichment activities.

>>33331931
Gonna wrap her up like a mummy.

>>33330307
Your dragon has now been yeeted into the stratosphere. What do you do now?

This is the punishment for men who think they are unlovable.

>>33331960
Some ancient evils are powerful enough to still be active once heavily sealed. Best hope she doesn't "seal" you with her.

>>33332258
>How To Capture A Human Boy: For Non-Aggressive Monster (And Aggressive Ones Too)

>>33330589
>>33329754
Imagine college kids returning to Wintertown and telling everyone about Vegans

>>33332396
more meat for them

>>33330589
Is it weird that I want to see monsters and their husbands cuddling while wearing wedding rings?

>>33332430
No.

>>33332258
That doesn't look like a punishment to me.

>>33332460
>>33332258
>This is the punishment for men who think they are unlovable.
Being wrong is it's own punishment

>>33332396
>"but when he bit into the turkey..."
>"she realized it was TOFU"
>wendi screams
>the rest of the snuggle scouts are unfazed by wendi dad's horror story
>councilor whitehorn rolls her eyes after hearin the tofurkey story for the millionth time

How often do you think about monster girls in your daily life?

>>33329887
I would like to like slimes, but their liquidity makes them hard to imagine touching. How much resistence would touching and pushing on them result in? How could your dick feel good thrusting into water? Do they hold together well enough to grope and caress their face and kiss their lips? All these questions make me reject slimes.
How do you think slimes feel like, slime-husbands and slime-experts? I would like to like slimes too.
Of the slimes, my favorite is humpty-chan, I like her nutritionaly fortifying egg yolk and the egg shell that encloses her and her husband.

moths

>>33332504
I don't really keep track, but it's usually one of the first things I think about when I'm bored.
When I'm thinking of monster girls, I like to make a model of them in my mind, then rotate it really fast. It's really entertaining when you add in things like tail/hair physics while your spinning them.

>>33329887
humpty and dark

>>33332258
I feel for the many men who've died unloved.

>>33332504
at idle moments and when i'm drifting off to sleep.

>>33329898
Oh yes.

>>33332588
Unironically brother love is so much more reliable than whatever a woman can offer you.

>>33331432
maybe a shog, barely?

>>33331185
who does the inspecting? maybe if a small fertile brown cat was around for this procedure?

good nite frens

>>33332679
don't let the wights bite

>>33330641
Yetis are year-round girls. Being snuggled never goes out of style.

>>33332536
I imagine that:
>They have surface tension, such that pushing into them takes more effort than moving a limb that's already in them
>They're pretty thick to begin with, like trying to move through honey

>>33332721
How about pressure, how much muscular power do they have to push back on you or to squeeze your D? I guess It should be at least human level, but maybe that's the charm of slimes or something that they only move through fluid movement, not muscular movement.

>>33332758
Hydraulic power can be extreme, they likely have enough power to push back even stronger than muscles can (not that they really have a need to)

How do you get your pesky sister to stay of your laBORAtory??

>>33332825
stay out**

>>33332825
By letting her stay in my bed at night.

>>33332825
I never watched this show

>>33332793
I want to have some non-newtonian fun with her.

>>33332536
Incoming wall of text.

I'm not an expert or anything but I find that slimes have no real rules on how they feel, their temperature, and other characteristics. The closest real-world comparison would be like jello but way thicker, malleable and stickier. I agree with what >>33332721
is saying too.
>How could your dick feel good thrusting into water?
With enough resistance or suction come from insider her body plus whatever sort of texture is around you down there anything is possible. So basically a free-forming slime onahole.
>Do they hold together well enough to grope and caress their face and kiss their lips?
Generally yes but maybe not so much if they get too excited?


Artists who draw slime girls all seem to have their own idea on how they work. Some interpretations have them notably gooey as opposed to being more put together, Some will make a point to almost always have a slime girl with a core and others will forgo it entirely (Dark Slime is the only slime girl in MGE to have one iirc)

>>33332479
Even worse, impossible burgers, plant matter made to taste like meat.

We will fuck spiders now.

>>33332825
By waiting until after today’s episode ends to watch the Sabbath Puff Girls!

>>33332920
>wendi takes a bite and swallows
>has a pseudo allergic reaction, clutching her throat and heaving as she rolls around on the diner floor

>>33332929
OK, so which is
>Sugar
>Spice
>Everything Nice
This is an important question

>>33332928
Yeah sure
>>33332959
Don't Wendigos eat any veggies at all?

>>33330521
What about the bitter version?
>>33332258
She'll be too grossed out to do it because I really am unlovable.

Guys help, I got a job at that new company in town, and when I came into work today, I saw the email saying it was penis inspection day, I'm hiding in the janitors closet now, how do I get out of this?

>>33333025
I thought that was apple juice for a second

BUNGER

>>33330285
I know we don't like Monster Guys here, but I wouldn't mind more MG's granting transformations like the Nacha.

>>33332881
Thing about slimes is they're a big market monstergirl, but they aren't based on mythology or anything, first known record of a slime monster is DnD. There's very little history for slimes which means more room for doing whatever you want with them

>>33333086
Try saying you have covid-19 and start coughing LOUDLY.

>>33333111
Closest thing I want for transformations is the headcanon that Elemental contracts (when strong enough) grant powers like logia devil fruits in one piece

>>33330517
Implying MGs mate with any other race other than whites

>>33333162
2020 didn't help black people any did it?

>>33333120
True. That sort of versatility is what I find enjoyable.

>>33332881
>So basically a free-forming slime onahole.
Yeah that's what I'm thinking too, that's acceptable.
>Bodily integrity
KC specifically draws all his slimes very gooey and melty, which is why I don't like them that much. I prefer this artist's slimes, they're much more womanly.
Another idea I've seen in a few places is that slimes have a few different types of internal parts to them that can freely transform into each other, muscles, cartilage, skin, etc, but they all have the same color and refractive index so it looks like just one material. That way you can have familiar biological mechanics along with a slime-like aesthetic.

>>33333162
In fact, they conduct DNA tests to ensure that their partner is white enough to have sex with. Many cases where the guy kill himself because even mamono refused to have sex with him because his skin wasn't white enough.

>>33333121
I saw what happened to the last guy who had a sickness, instantly dragged off to "check how bad it is, and get him to the hospital if he needs to go", no way faking one will actually work

>>33331432
Shog is more eldritch than hyperborean, but she has kinda an Atlantean feel.

There's also Valkyries, although they aren't as interesting in MGE as they could be. Of course all BEEG beast girls are nice too.

>>33333201
Lol, I'm just kidding. I don't wanna drag race stuff into this, KC has made it clear the perfect MGs exist for every good-hearted man.

although when I won't vouch for what might happen when some of the more aggressive monsters like Jinkos find out about (((certain people)))

>>33333175
Black people didn't help black people much.

Why do people have to be so mean to each other bros? I was never racist in my life until people started calling me a Nazi for wanting cute girls in my vidya

>>33333313
Don't go on twitter

>>33333313
Dont let bad black people corrupt you standard view on people
just like dont let NTR corrupt your veiw on korean comics

>>33333351
>korean comics
What?

DEUS VULT!

>>33333380
NTR is pretty much godwin's law for Korean media
If it goes on long enough, there will be a NTR plot/subplit somewhere

>>33333192
>KC specifically draws all his slimes very gooey and melty, which is why I don't like them that much.
I definitely see where you're coming from. Being firm/solid enough to handle is ideal.
I quite like this image: https://imgbox.com/3P3dK1KP

MARS

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6B_6K-splRU

>>33333003
Well yeah but you can't just tell em they are

>>33333426
What is wrong with these people.

>>33333515
I get the feeling there'd be more than a few kinds of MGs that take the whole "Men come from mars" saying a bit too literally.

>>33333546
Ah, Mars. The planet of men!

>>33333515
With the MGE world not being a planet, I wonder what the smart monsters would think of the concept of outer space and being told that people visited our moon in the past.
>>33333546
Conditions on Venus are harsh as hell, think of the MGs that would live there.

>>33333604
Ignis?

>>33333717
It's hot, but there's no oxygen, so it's not a place for a fire elemental. Lava Golem would have a better time there.

Someone mentioned how lizzard girls would get insecurities comparing themselves to dragons. My question is: Would they really?
Dragon Girls
>In case they are defeated by their husband, they will become subserviant and (if he wishes) submissive
>In case they capture their husband, they will regard him as the most valuable part of their treasury, but they will also work to empower him and whip him into a fine man of power, after which they will default to the previously mentioned behavior (after being defeated)
Lizard Girls:
>Seek out the most powerful man to combat him
>In case they lose - they submit to the victor, as he is the superior warrior
>In case they win - they effectively enslave the man, but will work daily to train him and ensure he gets more proficient in combat. After he grows in power to the point he can defeat them - they will submit to the superior warrior again
Those two races are not so diffrent in my opnion.

>>33333604
Lava golems? Io could be a good place for SPACE!lava golem too.
That just gives me an idea, could there be an ice counterpart to lava golems? Cryovolcanos are a thing.
Ice golems from Triton anyone?

>>33333839
Space is weird. I have no fucking clue what life-forms outside of Earth will turn out to be like.

>>33333969
Germs.

>>33333969
Giant Space-Kraken? Space Slime? Maybe a Black Hole MG?

>>33333797
What about Komodo Dragons?

>>33333989
I know I have art of a Black Hole girl somewhere and I will report back when I find it

>>33333989
>>33334013

>>33334081
Hey, stop eating my planet, it's full of people I hate but I still like it!

>>33334101
You fool! The herald of Galactus wields the power cosmic!

>>33334110
She can wield whatever she damn well pleases, that doesn't mean I'm gonna let her eat my planet, at least, not without seriously annoying her

>>33334173
You'll be better off living on Rapestar Remina anyway.

>>33333313
I didn't hate white people until 4chan and all of the /pol/ memes. Just kidding. I still don't hate any races because that would be retarded.

Apparently most white people are unironically retarded and want everyone to hate them, according to your "reasoning"

>>33334282
White snek

>>33334326
White snek bad snek
No trust white snek
No tuoch white snek

>>33334428
Boop snoot

>>33334428
This is how you wake up to her pressing the blue fire into your chest, anon, be careful

>>33334428
If me no touch white snek, my chest burns bad.
if me touchwwhite snek, white snek and my snek both happy.

>Start licking.

>>33334684
Spread your legs first.

Which monster girl is the most fun to yeet around?

>>33334684
Say "please" first, fatso.

>>33334684
Nah, Imma nibble instead, now gimme that tail

>>33334772
Why the BEEG ones of course.

>>33334081
How long do we have until the Day of the Snack?

>>33334941
Black Holes are heavy and slow, don't worry about it

>>33335037
>Calling her fat and dumb.
You've doomed us all.

>>33335056
Don't worry anon, he may have doomed us all, but one small offering of (you) will surely appease Blackhole-chan

>>33333785
Lava golems are cool, we need a volcanic zone biota or civilization. Think of hawaiian lava fields on the small scale, and large igneous provinces on the large scale. It could be inhabited by lava golems, balrogs, hell-asscoiated monsters, dragons, tough founder plants, harpies, lizardmen.

>>33335147
Sea Dragon Leviathans dwell in the inactive lava zone

>>33335183
>Hey anon, most of the planets population was devastated by the bacteria, let's get to work repopulating
Think your pelvis can handle it?

Put your money where your mouth is.

>>33335214
I came here to play

>tfw no tall dark elf classmate to tease you constantly

>>33335364
Dickslap her while she's sitting and run.

>when you realize Lamias are taur-types since their bodies attach where the snake head would be

>>33335147
>Lava golems are cool
Ice Queens are hot

>>33334841
What's the best way to manhandle her?

>>33335409
Which part of her?

>>33335570
Back of the head obviously.
>>33335558
Lotus position for a full access to delicious muscles and beautiful face.

>>33335539
No, they're land mermaids.

>>33335595
More like land, eel mermaids

>>33335595
If Lamias attached near where the pelvic area on snakes would be, closer to the tail, they would be a lot shorter and wouldn't be able to move like a snake.

>>33335595
>when you realize mermaids are taur-types, sine their bodies attach where the fish head would be.

If you had a sister and she monsterized would you fuck her?

>>33335591
So your cumshot would be so strong that it would be able to yeet such a BEEG girl?

>>33335622
No, incest is shit tier

>>33335619
>was going to correct you about those being the pelvic fins, but realized a lot of mermaids have 2 sets of fins

>>33335630
What if she's the only monster girl around who wanted to fuck you?

>>33335625
BEEG girls are like reverse lizard girls. Half of the fun is working hard to get musclier and stronger and manhandle her like a ragdoll.

>>33335656
At this point I would consider suicide because there's something fundamentally wrong with me in way that can't be fixed.

>>33335672
>you try to kill yourself
>she stops you and rapes you
>you become her sex slave

>>33335622
Nah, although she would probably monsterize quite eagerly.

>>33335735
No one would mind You incestfags if You didn't push Your fetish onto people. You know that?

>>33335740
Why would you say that?

>>33333111
I like monsterboys.
Becoming a monsterboy matching your wife as a sign of ultimate dedication.
And having a big oni onii-chan to hang out with.

>>33335622
I wouldn't. Incest just really rubs me the wrong way.

How about just meating a fucking woman?
not a mother or sister, just geeting a decen MG on one of you tripss to the supermaket or some shit
Why are people obessed with family relations being fuckable?

>>33335963
Anime incest is hot.

>>33335974
I dissagree
I kinda just want a vinilla relation ship in what regard

>>33333086
Escape through the vents or strike a deal with your boss.

>>33335963
>How about just meating
I'm vegetarian

>>33336007
It's hot when it's anime.

>>33336017
Would you eat the leaves off your plant waifu?

>>33336042
Just meet and meat random girl and call her "big sister" during the act.

>>33336063
Would you like it if she pretends to be blood related?

>>33335963
Baka. Why go out to meet a woman when you have one at home

>>33335963
I believe majority of people who think sibling incest is hot don't have sisters. Motherfucking is a massive rabbit hole that I probably couldn't condense in a single post even if I did have a background in psychology.
>>33336017
That's fine, the meat is not going in your mouth.

>>33336079
I wouldn't do any of that at all to begin with. Because just like almost all people I don't like incest.

>>33336095
2D incest =/= 3D incest

Gentleman, how do we protect human maidens from those monster thots.

Step aside! Make way! Best girl coming through!

>>33336265
By giving them cursed artifacts and armor, that should help protect them.

>>33336271
Okay, where is she?

>>33336265
I heard the dick was an effective weapon against them.

>>33336290
Walking past you.

>>33336271
F L I G H T L E S S

>>33336265
We need to throw ourselves at them and fuck them all. That way they will be pacified and won't think again of threatening human lands or monsterizing human women.

>rata-owned chinese restaurant
>gathers intel on male customers
>makes a personalized message and puts them in fortune cookies
>store is such a matchmaking success that mamono are literally on a backlog to work there

>>33336478
I want to find a yeti in the cold and put a big coat on her and tell her she's going to get cold. No snuggles, just coat.

>>33336265
What we need to do is build a bunch of towers and put all the human women in them to protect them from the monsters!

how 2 resist floof?

>>33337621
You can’t.
I should know I have three Huskies and they’re all fluff machines. And don’t get me started on the hair, I have to clean out my roomba everyday when I get home from work.

>>33337621
Wim Hoff method. Go outside into the cold near naked and practice your breathing until the cold no longer bothers you. Surely then, on cold and rainy nights, you won’t be tempted by a mofu.

>>33337621
Why contain it? Let it spill over to the schools and churches, let the mofu pile up in the streets.

In the end, theyll beg us to touch it

>>33337138
>>makes a personalized message and puts them in fortune cookies
I love this idea.
>dense anon goes to his favorite Chinese restaurant with the cute Jinko cook
>he likes to talk to her but he doesn’t know how to exactly ask her out on a proper date
>he gets his fortune cookie and inside it reads
>”JUST DICK THE DAMN JINKO ALREADY!!!”
>man what a weird fortune, oh well time to make a plan on how to ask Jinko-san on a date!
>the Rata is seen consoling the Jinko crying in the break room

>>33337844
>It's me Jinko. There's no fortune, just give me YOUR FUCKING DICK.
>oh wow haha, those chinese can be really abstract sometimes

Lich while attempting to date a human
>Human, I require your genetic material for research purposes.
>Would you rather:
>Donate your sperm by ejaculating into test tube
>Mate directly with me
>Would you prefer to be conscious or unconscious during the mating? In case you feel too nervous to do it.

>>33337844
>anon opens his cookie
says 'Since you don't drink and work out I bet your liver tastes heavenly <3'
>anon looks back to see the Inari cashier blow a kiss at him

>>33337621
Shave her.

>>33337361
Big oversized cumbersome FLOOFY coat.

>>33338041
I like the idea of MGs not understanding how normal people go about asking someone out.
>out on the subway
>succubus in a pristine pantsuit and heels clacks up to you
>”You, drop your pants now.”

>>33337844
All my fortune said was “There are squirrels in my attic.” Should I get an exterminator?

>>33338228
Drop your pants on her head to escape.

>>33338259
>please don't kill us, we're not tree rats and that's a slur
They say as they beg you cutely.

>>33337888
Yeah those Mist Continent girls love their riddles maybe more so than the Sphinx’s.
>walking down the street one day
>a Hinezumi asks me if I would love to fondle her dumplings
>bitch didn’t have any dumplings
Weird lot those Mist Continent girls.

>>33338386
>As a trained exterminator, I'd strip them down, throw them on my bed, cover em in whipped cream and chocolate syrup and go to town

>>33338582
>*thump* *thump* *thump*
>No...no Tree Rat!
>*thump* *thump*
>Squirrel! Squirrel!
>*thump* *thump*
>Please call me a squirrel!

>>33337844
>This cookie was a property of Miss Danuki. Any inflicted damage on stated property results in follow liability: marrying the victim
Turn back around to see Danuki rubbing her hands together.

What Monsters enjoy spankings? [Spoiler]Obviously pink P'Orc butts are built for paddlings.[/spoiler]

>>33338041
>Would you prefer to be conscious or unconscious during the mating?
How does she know about my sleeping sex fetish?

>>33338724
Ctrl + S

>>33338145
Yeti torture would be bundling her up like Randy from A Christmas Story so she can't put her paws down to hug, she would lay there like a slug

>>33338729
Mamono mana.

>>33338724
Kunoichi. Those girls love being spanked into submission (doesn't take long either).

A there any more unique monster girls you've found on DeviantArt and ended up liking?

>>33338842
odd to specify deviant art, but that does remind me, there was this like comic I found. Traditional Art and it's still going from like 2015, though the art style did not improve so dunno if it's worth reading

>>33338924
Because of its bad reputation and posters from this thread being unexpectedly more tolerant of that site since they search for the better artworks from there themselves.

>smug ojou-sama nura that will only take other smug ojou-samas into the harem

>>33338965
What if I force her to take in other girls?

>>33338681
ok I'll see you in court

>>33338961
That makes sense, well just searching up monster girl I found that a guy that I had known as just "the pokemon fusion guy" has been doing monster girl stuff, mostly of Monster Musume
https://www.deviantart.com/dragonith/gallery/56504999/monster-girls

>>33339027
She will ohohoho at you.

Hi I'm Anon Cockson and this is jackass
>go up to cat kingdom queen
>place cucumber behind her as she walks
>watch her jump and yowl
>laugh

Rare penguin harpies.

>>33339329

>you will never be a young king and the puppet of some power hungry bombshell dark mage or demon in disguise
Fuck

>>33339329
>>33339365
>filename

>>33338965
Perfect. I'll spoil and serve them all!

>>33339027
She'll teach them to be smug ojou-samas

>>33339470
I wanna facefuck the smug off a cheshire's face. Even though I know it's a futile effort

>>33339061
Who do You think is a judge, prosecutor and Your lawyer boyim?

>>33338681
>>33339654
Time to YEET a little shit.

>>33334684
>get a mindbreaking orgasm as soon as my tongue touches her thigh
>I am out for the rest of the day
Hopefully she is patient with me

>>33339461
I want to make my scheming court mage blush by telling her I want to marry her when I am old enough!

>>33338681
You read the wrong side of the fortune cookie anon!

>>33339729
Never give up anon, you can always ask the Wurm lawyer for help. She does excellent work prone boner
I wish I had saved that image

>>33339461
>young prince becomes a king
>now every old hag in his fathers court is trying to make their move on him
>even the grey hair Cheshire jester
>her hairs grey because she could never get the old king to laugh

>>33339654
>go to trial
>empty courtroom except for the 2 of you
>danuki runs up to judge's bench with a robe and white wig on
>tells the prosecution to state their case
>she runs over next to you and throws on a jacket and skirt
>states case, runs back to judge bench
>puts robe back on, tells defendant to state case
>runs to the defendant's side, throws on pantsuit but puts on pants backwards in her haste
>states case
>calls for a witness
>questions herself, even breaks to run over to the judge's seat and say that 1 of the questions was merely asking about hearsay and was irrelevant
>all while she periodically runs over to the jury box putting on random clothes and jotting down notes and running over to the reporter's table and typing some stuff with glasses on
>you're just watching because it's kind of cute but at the same time very scary because your whole fate rests in 1 danuki's imagination

>>33339839
Empowering the kingdom to protect you!

>>33339461
>great king dies
>crown is passed to his teenage son
>effectively the kingdom is now ruled by a bunch of aristocratic buffoons
>demon disguises herself as a rich baroness
>infiltrates the court
>plans on taking over, turning the kingdom over to monsters and dispose of young king
>she meets the young king
>lad is devastated by the death of his father, who was loved by all
>tries his best, but fails to compete with old, sketchy lords, as he only ever had combat training before his father's demise
>carries great sadness and darkness inside him, with no man to call his friend
>demon lady pays little regard to him at first, but is later captivated by boy's spirit
>she helps him and guides him into the world of royal affairs
>he becomes more and more indebted and dependant on her
>she becomes more and more enthralled and interested in the boy
>one of the unbearably hot summer nights he can't find any sleep
>to combat loneliness, boy ventures into her chamber to chat
>leaves a man
>demoness and her king disposes of corrupt lords using her wit
>she refuses to pass the kingdom to her kin
>instead she is crowned it's queen, on the side of the beloved man
>being loved by such a greater man, she helped forge and carrying his heir under her heart is a reward greater than any other she could receive from Demon Lord

>>33339909
I won't able to resists those wide-hipped old ladies. Gonna turn them all into mothers!

>>33339916
She has no bailiff to keep you from manhandling her, is that intentional?

>>33339933
I bet the demon lord would be happy either way. She is based like that.

>>33339909
Gonna have lots of bastards about.
And I imagine she's going to nearly be crying when I laugh.

>>33339975
her friend who owns the costume store was out of buff supernuki costumes, she said I'd just have to pretend

>>33339891
I'd rather the Danuki get yeeted for being a little cunt.

>>33339839
Why wait?

>>33339916
I wonder how easy it would be to make her mess up?
>get called to the witness stand
>keep calling judge Nuki cute
>she starts doing her thing as a judge while wearing her lawyer clothes

>>33339909
>cheshire greets the young king with a corny joke
>the kind of ironic not-joke that nobody would laugh at
>cracks up
>pic related
>can faintly hear a voice that sounds like it's coming from her womb asking to be bred

>>33339916
>walk up to her
>she has to tackle you now because she's the bailiff
>hold her upside down by the tail when she tries because she's too tiny

>>33339933
>pic
So he fucked her so hard, she turned into a humen too?

>>33339909
>be a king
>Your court is just disguised mamono trying to "take You out" to take over the kingdom
>Your wizard is a dark mage
>Your right hand is a Demon
>Your throne guards are both kunoichi
>Your hunting houns are a very mofu Hellhounds
>Your priest is a kitsune
>Your childhood friend betrothed is a Lilim
>Your treasure is a creeping coin
>Your jester is a Cheshire
>Your majordomo is an oni (don't ask)
>somehow end up in bed with all of them one night
>You're still in charge because they couldn't decide who gets to be the new chief.

>>33340026
>Gonna have lots of bastards about.
Why? You’re the king! Just marry them all!

>>33339909
>her hairs grey because she could never get the old king to laugh
I want to hug her and tell her I like her jokes.
Then I'm gonna make puns about her grey hair until she smiles.

>>33339933
>pic
So he fucked her so hard, she turned into a human too?

>>33340218
Mistress fetish?

>>33339891
haha me too, I'll check the fanart hub/archives and save it for later, it's pretty useful, all I have is the greentext it's from

>>33340158
>attacking the bailiff
You are just adding more crimes to your rap sheet

>>33340218
I would need to take a look at the marriage laws but I guess swapping it to polygamy allowed would be fair game, especially considering we already have a sizeable monster population..
Next would be purchasing a few fertility potions and the like to ensure plentiful heirs.

>>33340284
What's she gonna do, arrest me while she's upside down? Hahaha.

>>33340337
She's going to be your ball and chain

Why are harpies so good lads?

>>33340224
Woah, is it just me or is that a gray panther. Rawrr.

>>33340148
>doors open
>the ones scheduled to use this courtroom around this time show up
>see nuki at the witness stand with a backwards business skirt on and a guy's shirt she did for one of the jurors
>she's red as a beet with a visible cloud of steam coming out of her ears demanding that the judge throw out anon's case because called her a "little cutie batootie"
>running back and forth between the bench and the jurors box where she has the judge's wig on sideways typing away at the typewriter that somehow got over there from the recorder's desk
>all while anon's sitting there watching and chuckling
>picks up nuki who's mumbley sputtering jibberish and tells the people coming in that they'll be on their way

>>33340417
>Hold it
>*splat*
>*splat*
>right there
>*splat*
>you can't
>*splat*
>just leave
>*splat*
>the courtroom
>*splat*
>and walk out
>*splat*
>into town
>*splat*
JUST BECAUSE YOU FEEL LIKE IT!!!!!!!
>*splat* *splat* *splat*

>>33340417
>Hold it
>*splat*
>right there
>*splat*
>you can't
>*splat*
>just leave
>*splat*
>the courtroom
>*splat*
>and walk out
>*splat*
>into town
>*splat*
>JUST BECAUSE YOU FEEL LIKE IT!!!!!!!
>*splat* *splat* *splat*

>>33340554

Cause they lay big eggs

>>33340278
>the thing I wrote is highlighted

>>33340554
Cause they are super cute.

Frankly, I would surrender my kingdom to demons in a heartbeat.

Trad MGs

>Minotaurs are for monogamous marriage
>Holstaurs are for single-species harem
Change my mind

>>33340797
Maybe you already did since I don't see you having one. Enjoy your loving horny demons.

>>33340842
farms usually have more than one cow yes

>>33340815
That's a nice dress

>>33340570
>anon carrying his delirious danuki judge jury and lawyer combo back to his place
>giggling to herself as they head through the city
>"I hold anon in contempt!"
>still writing jurors notes
>just full of kid's name ideas
Danuki court is /cute/

>>33340815
Reject modernity, embrace mindbreak

>>33340815
Most MGs are just really horny trads, 'cept sex before marriage, though first sex IS marriage

>>33340910
For me, it's the Dark Elf prosecutor with her whip who keeps calling me a foolish fool who foolishly fools around

>>33340554
They love family

>>33340877
I know! Summer dresses are beautiful.

>>33340982
dropped my image

Hey guys, my Hellhound rapist keeps calling me during work. It's nice to talk to someone but it's getting in the way, and my coworkers are getting frustrated. How do I tell her politely that our thing is strictly a 6PM after work in the alley behind the office sort of affair?

>>33341072
eat some raging shrooms and go to town on her

>>33339729
>Anon yeets a Tanuki
>He gets a bill of $500 the next day