/jp/ - Otaku Culture

>>33465662
Let me trigger the entire thread
Monstergirls but they only fuck with human women

.

Who's wives are also cuddle monsters?

>>33465662
>Secret cow level
>Turns out you step into a level of the dungeon filled with beefy minotaurs, holstaurs, and hakus.

>>33465662
The cow is sus. Gunna have to perform a titty/milk inspection to confirm she is indeed a cow.

>>33465677
mine

>>33465673
Fuck off retard

>>33465678
and you chose today to wear the red armor of strength

>>33465674
>flat rates
yeah but the rates being flat doesn't matter if they're too high

>>33465693
>Anon is running through the halls as the horde o cows follow him, trying to dig out a scroll of town portal before they catch him.

>>33465673
>>Monstergirls but they only fuck with human women
>monstergirls always shit talking human girls when walking by on the street
>monstergirls claiming their superiority over human girls and rubbing it in their faces
>monstergirls with husbands smugly looking back at human girls when walking by

>>33465677
Mine. Not going to say who she is, but she loves to cuddle on me and share warmth.

>>33465674

New commission, this time featuring....not my commission! If anybody recalls the dullahan amazon general my wight wife kept under her employ, hatterfag finally had that comm finish up. Her name's Lamona, say something nice!

>>33465727
She looks perfectly well built.

>>33465636
What, would ya hate yur MG mum having an extra tidbit to chat about with her friends?

It would be less noticeable than something like inheritin' your pa's cleft chin.

>Slowly and passionately fucking your bapho wife missionary position
>Sensual, calm mood as your rhymtically pumping away
>Giving her pecks on the lip every few moments
>You pull up and look directly in her eyes, still slowly pumping
>"BLEAAHHHHHHHH Aahhhhhh" she bleats
>The sudden and unprovoked scream startles you
>You looks at you confused as to why you stopped and acts like nothing happened

I swear I've read the MGE like 3 times and I can't remember which of them were the 200IQ gigabrain ones. Or if they even exist.

>>33465718
ZOMBIE, IT'S A ZOMBIE
IS IT A ZOMBIE? IT'S A ZOMBIE

>>33465677
>The husband is also freely able to return to human form, but since their husband had gained total dominion over them by constantly joining with them and continually providing pleasure, it seems they experience anxiety when he changes into human form and separates from them, and it's said they will behave in a clingy manner towards their husband.
My wife is a Night Gaunt. She is so ancient she died with regrets and became an undead. Because of this she is extremely yandere beyond that of your average Shirohebi or Wisp. She demands constant full body contact, groping, and hugs at all times. She is happy to be submissive and in control as long as she gets this.

>>33465743
She looks at you*

My bad, typed that out wrong

>>33465743
>implying she won't be blushing and trying to keep her face straight at such an undignified outburst.

wait kc is a pedophile?

>>33465727
very cute lipstick and eye tattoo

>>33465678
After a thousand years or two you stop worrying about that.

>>33465743
Baphos are shit

>>33465727
That's an interesting tattoo
I like how she's got ghost tail and claw and horn too, that's a fun detail

>>33465677
If there is an opportunity she will pin me down for cuddling. At least I wont be cold.

>>33465727
This is the optimal female body.

>>33465754
She is happy to be submissive and let me be in control as long as she gets this.

Shoggoth are truly the best maids. There is no competition.

>>33465774
Meant for >>33465765

>>33465776
no u

>>33465787
You probably do when its your first night in bed with him.
>Calls her mom just to hear her say 'So you bleated in bed didn't you?'

>>33465785
I used to think that it was much more even between her and Kiki, but upon learning that they sometimes form random household objects when embarrassed made me love them so much more. I just imagine holding your Shoggoth maid's hand while looking off the balcony under the evening sky, looking her in the eye telling her how much you love and appreciate her, only for her typically blue face to be red and a toilet brush starting to form out of her shoulder.

>TFW want to have monsterboys as a concept
>Get called gay for it even though I want to discuss it non-sexually.
My hate is nothing but intense.

>>33465785
Who's the artist?

>>33465765
Nah, I think it'd be more like.
>What?
>You know what you were getting into when you married me!

>>33465813
Go back to /tg/ retard

>>33465674
I bet there are still plenty of Danukis and Goblin Merchants who are still sad, absolutely livid and not so smug when they have lost billions of dollars/credits when some internet retards and nerds vastly invested in a supposedly dying Gameshop Retail branch and other "dying" brands and companies.

>>33465662

>>33465813
Look, there's a Monsterboy Monday thread on /tg/ and it always lasts a couple days. Go there to talk about monsterboys.

>>33465872
But that's just hornyposting.

>>33465727
FUCKING based holy fuck Hatterfag has the best taste in bodytypes
So does she still work for Wight? And how did that work out, did you like both come up with the idea of her together?

>>33465874
Well then start a discussion there.
Nothing stopping you.

>>33465858
>I can BELIEVE that some random virgins on the internet dumped all their money into that vibe store, it's been dead in the water for years!

>>33465743
“This is why I prefer familiars instead”

>>33465817
Some new artist on Twitter.
https://twitter.com/ShoogothM
>>33465809
Yeah they're fucking adorable, and I love the coloration of that new one.

>>33465883
I personally just hate hornyposting. Give me actual storytelling or FUCK OFF to /d/

The Order and all the other human kingdoms, lands, nations and countries are typically Anglo Western Europe and Germanic in theme aesthetics.

Is there ever any Slavic Eastern European countries and or blocs in the world of Monstergirl Encyclopedia?

And please no, no just simple answers that go! "Hehehe Kikimoras!"

Don't make me calls the MG polices on you anon.

>>33465920
I hate that idea.

>>33465813
>>33465874
>Monster girl thread
>Gets told to fuck off when monster boys are brought up
Yes, this is the correct response to monster boys.

>>33465920
I want to bully fox Shinsengumi members

>>33465880
Well on my part I came up with the stoic, single amazon dullahan beheading exceptionally strong female adventurers as a side attraction to the main show of my wife's court.
However, unlike most side attractions present in my wife's kingdom, she wasn't really that stoked to be doing it. She just did her job, united new dullahan couples, and that was it.
Once Hatterfag told me he was REALLY interested in her, that's when we put on an extra spin of her just....retiring.
So no, she no longer works for Elizabeth, and instead enjoys attempting to fit her enormous body on those tiny tea-time chairs at the hatter's table, and being fawned over by wonderland denizens.
Anything else you were curious about?

>>33465910
Hehehe Kikimoras!

>>33465920
Purely hypothetically, what would cause that to occur?

>>33465898
Look enslaved anon (if that is you), the /tg/ thread is always full of shit and there will be no discussion.
And here, people just want to talk about monsterGIRLS.
If you really just want to discuss monsterboys without it being hornyposting, go find some storytelling forum, or even fucking add me on discord, I'll listen happily and no one else will be bothered.
Do everyone a favour.

>>33465920
>It's feliny

>>33465938
Who's taking her place as a side attraction in the court?

I just utterly hate how Monstergirls are literally just all
>MY TRAD TOMBOY WIFE WHO WILL FIX ALL OF MY PROBLEMS AND HAVE SEX WITH ME ALWAYS

>>33465813
>My hate is nothing but intense.
It's mutual

>>33465928
Nice off-topic image you cretinous lout

>>33465963
>robbed a bank
>chased by the mamono police
>manage to get away
>relax, open my bag full of bills
>fucking cheshire ass

>>33465951
Villainy anon. Villainy would cause it.

Villainy like >>33465963 for example.

Hi I'm Anon Cockson and this is Jackass
>Today is the running of the minos and you know what that means?
>Lets have some fun
> chug potions to cast speed
>do it until I can literla leave after images
>wear red speedo and paint a red arrow down to my crotch
>go to the gate and wait
> damn they are big
> well I'm quicker
> here they come
>run, forrest run
>wow they ain't that fast
>run circles around them
>fatass, fatass, you'll never catch me, since you're fatass, fatass cow
>Ah, the spell wore out
>hey at least very far away now
> is that a train coming
>Oh, No
> run
> hey why is the ground not there
> am turned around by the biggest meanest looking mino I've ever seen
>She puts me up to her face
> who ya callin' Fattass, City boi
>If I'mmma lost my pelvis, I am going down swinging
> I did you muscled brained, lard ass cow
>.................
>Well boi, hope ya didn't like walkin' then,

>>33465971
Are you a woman or a cuck? Either way, fuck off back where to where you came from.

>>33465985
Gotem

>>33465971
Then get the fuck out of the monstergirl thread and go look at a human w*men thread

>>33465989
Neither.
Monstergirls should utterly refuse you every time because no one is good enough for them

>>33465980
this is a monsterGIRL thread not a monsterBOY thread. Do you tie your shoes yourself? I refuse to believe you tie your own shoes.

God I love cunny

>>33465910
Hehehe Kikimoras!

>>33466010

>>33465971
What
Monstergirls are far from traditional. They are open to really weird fetishy stuff and have sex for pleasure.

>>33466023
it's possible he's not posting in good faith.

>>33465971
Someone doesn't know what trad means

>>33466007
I didn't say anything about boys or girls. I called you out for posting an off-topic image. You don't do that here.

>>33465988
Don't worry anon, if you fuck enough she might lose some weight!

>>33465988
Wow this is the longest episode yet.

>>33466007
If it's a monstergirl thread, at least discuss them with a fucking modicum of seriousness.

>>33466039
wasn't even me that posted it. again fuck off retard

>>33466010
>>33466022
Who on earth is making these criminally skimpy outfits for kids?
Don't answer that, we both know it's the Sabbath.

>>33465988
I'm convinced Anon Cockson is either a mantle passed down onto daring lunatics, or he's a lich of some sort because this jackass should have died many times.

>>33466023
>>33466038
I'm talking about being all "Starting a loving family and then pampering you"
I say fuck off to that.

>>33465980
Would you like to address the point I made instead of the structure? No? Okay.

>>33466062

>>33466061
Probably the former.

>>33466062
But there are species who don't pamper you
>>33466070
No, because I agree with your point. I don't agree with your wasting of image slots.

>>33465938
>enjoys attempting to fit her enormous body on those tiny tea-time chairs at the hatter's table, and being fawned over by wonderland denizens
I'm enjoying the mental image of this huge Amazon holding a tiny teacup with her pinky out and having a pleasant chat with Hatterwife, I hope he plans to commission something with vibes like that.

>>33466078
No.
I just hate marriage and sex as concepts

>>33465910
That one office floor is full of slavic winter monsters

>>33466039
>yOu dOn'T dO tHaT hErE
lmao theres no way you tie your own shoes and typed that seriously. I've been here since the /a/ threads back in 2013.

>>33466058
Anything MGs put on becomes lewd

>>33465938
That's really, really cute. Wonderland is a good place to retire for weary souls I bet.

>>33466103
Don't care. They'll have sex with just about fuckin' anyone.

FFS stop replying please I beg you.

>>33466106
That would make you a celibate, anon.
Which is another word for homo.

>>33465813
Stop baiting

>>33465969
I'M VERY GLAD YOU ASKED.
Her direct replacement was.....a phantom troupe! Elizabeth noticed that the performances from Lamona, albeit brimming with efficiency and SOMETIMES interested when her opponents could match her, were often bereft of that showman's quality, that flair for performance. So she enlisted a phantom troupe, with a set of Phantom matrons to overwatch the perfomances, and a rotating cast of single phantoms picking up new husbands- or introducing female adventurers to a un-life of stardom!
Unlike the head on combat Lamona offered, the troupe instead utilizes the species unique form of fantastical group hypnosis, granting both the audience and the adventurer a sweet performance, an ages old classic- the robust, strong, and faithful knight being tempted into romance by the carefree and sweet madam of the night!
Or the baker's boy's crush on the rich princess who insists on a fresh loaf, personally delivered each morning!
Dramas as the poor man overcomes his deep seated trauma with the help of his supportive wife!
Or any number of tailored fantasies, delighting the audience as the veteran falls under her siren, but well meaning trance.
as much as my wife likes violence, she loves romance more.

>>33466062
ok retard

>>33466103
>No, because I agree with your point. I don't agree with your wasting of image slots.
Then why bother starting a fight over a benign point?

>>33466061
There's actually a legendary artifact known as "Anon Cockson's Cowl". Upon putting it on, you appear to others as the legendary Anon Cockson, and assume his identity. That's how madlad humans who don't have anything to lose can get a wife or 10 while having fun. It also grants agility and stealth bonuses, which is why Anon Cockson can get into these crazy situations with inhuman capability.

>>33466130
Because that's how things are done here. When I was a newfag and posted off-topic images I got told to stop, so I did.

>>33466120
The sad part is I don't think he is baiting.

>>33466147
lol

>>33466151
I'm utterly infuriated by you people

Why are there so many faggots in the thread lately? Is this a /tg/ raid or something? they can't come all from there

>>33466147
lol

>>33465988
>>33466061
Clearly a Danuki produces Jackass and she finds some insane guy each episode and have them do stupid stuff before replacing them.

>>33466133
I imagine this cowl is stained with various uh... bodily fluids.

>>33466161
Monstergirls are inherent faggotry.
I want actual fucking storytelling.

>>33466113
A truly fascinating effect.

>>33466126
or one of the most beloved shows of them all just a guy and his hungry horny caterpillar

>>33466161
monster girl encyclopedia has gone mainstream. grifters are invading the fandom. it's the cycle of a hobby.

>>33466163
>>33466155
I don't understand why I'm being attacked for supporting something that is generally agreed on in previous threads. In fact, I used to defend posting off-topic images, and I got dogpiled for it. Now I'm getting dogpiled for not defending them? What gives?

>>33466010
Same. Big adult men are built exclusively for cunny.

>>33466182
We're being raided, Anon. Stop replying to them.

>>33466161
Their general died because no one wanted to put up with them. Rather than realize they're the problem they came here.

>>33466161
Their thread is dying so the most mentally ill autists seem to think they are entitled to come here.

>>33466182
cause they aren't from around here.

>>33466174
Then get the fuck back to tg and write about humans slaughtering monster girls, monsterboys or wathever other faggot garbage you guys discuss there

>>33466164
I'd like to sign on for Anon Cockson goes to Wonderland, as long as it's a made for tv movie.

>>33466126
They sound like a much more fun fit for the court. I'm sure Elizabeth has no shortage of replacements eager to prove themselves.

Frogge

>>33466182
cuz ur a fag and you look like you're trying to defend monster boys, that's why sperglord

>>33465910
In theory there should be due to the pure size o the world, probably inhabited by a very orthodox (words intended) branch of Order Doctrine.
Could lead to an interesting set of stories regarding the power imbalances of Order Incompetency and Monster . . . we'll refer to it as "Collectivization of Limited Resources"

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Kd2b7PYyZic&ab_channel=Armesto

Glory to Monstoscka, comrade.
Heheheh, Kikimoras!

>>33466169
lol now I need someone to draw a guy wearing the Gray Cowl of Nocturnal stained with various fluids proclaiming he's the legendary Anon Cockson and to WITNESS ME

>>33466205
She's got plenty, and many more attractions then that please help I spend my spare time writing this stuff waiting for someone to ask

>>33466210
Sexist, aren't you?

>>33465727
She cute!

>>33466210
I never said anything about monsterboys. Are you sick in the head?

>>33466207
You can tell she is powerful mage by her husbands hand prints over her tits.

>>33466224
You ever going to try your hand at something more longform?

>>33466176
Popularized by the wight's insistence! More greenworms are to be wed!

>>33466207
>Slannette-chan rolls on top of you in her sleep and does not get up for the next few decades

>>33466161
Because the subhuman trash on /tg/'s monstergirl thread doesn't know how to make a thread after their previous one was archived.

/tg/fags are so braindead they think their threads are dead so they're raiding us, these parasites need to fuck off.

>>33466182
Because it's one of the /tg/ retards attacking you, posting off topic images has never been acceptable here.

>>33466207
R A T S

>>33466247
>Pharaoh shows up to the royal court one day completely oblivious to the big handprints left on her tits
>Doesn't understand why her advisors are so flustered today

>>33466258
I made a new one already.

>>33466249
I've been trying my hand at a lot of things this year, Anon. Drawing, but also quite a bit of writing. Please stay tuned for a day in the life of Elizabeth coming out as soon as I kick myself in the ass.

>>33466224
How does it feel to have another waifufag actually waifu something you came up with?

>>33466247
Can't be that strong, there is no handprint on her powerspot.

>>33466263
based lizard

Stop giving the him the attention he craves

>>33466270
Pretty great, considering I am entirely too poor to be commissioning girls I'm not even waifufagging for.

>>33466263
No, I'm pretty sure that's a crocodile, they are nothing like rats.

>>33466177
if only, monster girls becoming popular again would be a dream come true.

>>33466263
Ok ok sweetie, come on, I made your favorite mac and cheese. *Picks her up*

>>33466271
But their is anon. You just cant see it.

>>33466297
That should be every monstergirls response to seeing a human man.

>>33466268
I will await

>>33466133
Anon Cockson is not the person, rather it's the cowl. The Cowl finds men who are just bored of their ordinary life and very lonely. While the target is asleep it attaches itself to them. Once donned, it can't be removed. The cowl will then take control and suggest to the man wearing it that they can get away with anything. Then they go do their stunts with a camera magically keeping track of them. It has power beyond belief has this item to do its tricks but the moment he has gotten a wife or wives, it loses all its power. It will slink off after the target fell asleep to find the next

>>33466263
Lizard no good, we take take all human men, leave nothing nothing!

>>33466316
God damn it i love barely hidden nipple.

The BEEG are best.
But who are the best of the BEEG?

>>33466347
bunyip

>>33466315
Who could possibly be responsible for such an artifact

>>33466347
No

>>33466347
my wife

>>33466305
Pedo

>>33466347

>>33466347
Its minos. I want to hold onto those horns for dear life.

>>33466371
im sorry you can't tie your own shoes.

Nothing about this doesn't make me retch in disgust.
KC deserves to die for creating this shit

>>33466373
I'd praise Priscilla's sun alright.

>>33466385
If this guy is a faggot, you're a pedo
>>33466174

>>33466347
If I've said it once, I've said it a billion times. Strongfat Jinko. Don't try to deny it, you know it to be true.

>>33466409
>strongfat
You are a man of fine taste, anon.

>>33466399
I'm also sorry you can't tie your own shoes.

>>33466409
The Cowl approves with addendum, that you pinch her chub and play with it

>>33465662

Before the thread devolves into /mgw/ let me just say this:

As great as some of the ideas KC throws around, there's no getting around the fact that most of the world-building wasn't thought out in advance. I mean yeah the Q&A's clear things up, but that's really hard to keep track of.

I think it's best to just head-cannon the world you want to live in with your waifu. No telling what the aftermath of DotR will look like, so the best we can do is speculate.

Also, anyone got good DotR stories?

>>33466347
Sandworms

>>33466462
/mgw/ is better than this because at least they have something resembling creativity.

The most disappointing thing about centaur lasses is that everyone always draws them with babby sized ears when horse ears are pretty big.

>>33466499
What a serious looking bunny.

I want my lolibaba wife so bad bros...

I might be getting a bit of an enfatuation guys...

I don't like monstergirls being a "Love at first sight" thing.
I want to actually build a relationship with them over a period of time, for fucks sake.

>>33466571
Do that, then.

>>33466571
Nowhere does it say that all monstergirl relationships are love at first sight
They're still sapient beings with personalities

>>33466586
Hes a troll man. Just ignore him.

>>33466571
Imagine befriending a monster girl when you're both little kids, like 5 or 6. Then growing up together as best friends, then boyfriend and girlfriend through middle and high school. Then married when you're adults. Practically glued to each other sides from that day you met.

>>33466571
Don't we all? It is usually their unique look that stimulates those first feelings of attractions though when it comes to monster girls. Especially monster girls you could say because of their exotic outside appearance.

>>33466596
No one ever acts like that though

>>33466612
Even better, she's a mino, so as kids she's only a litttle taller than you, but you two grow up she starts towering over you and starts to tease you about not having hit your growth spurt yet.
Then you get bridal carried at your wedding.

>>33466612
I'll do you one better.

>>33465988
Next time on Jackass, Anon Cokcson will star in his first film, "TAKE me To YoUr LEADER". Will he survive this or will his luck run out?

>>33466551
That is one lewd fox with hips for days.

>>33466744
>upper-right image
She knows damn well what she's doing.

>>33466425
you know I've actually heard that quite a bit, which is odd considering my waifu is Greenworm

>>33466634
>Tomboy, snot-nosed mino to play in the dirt with when you're kids
>Ride bikes with her
>Play pranks and get into mischief with her
>Likes to tease you a bit
>Share first kiss in the tubes of the playground set
>Curious as kids touching each other's bits without knowing what really to do
>Get your first blowie in middle school from her helping her with her homework after school when the parents are out
>Always helping her with school
>She always helping you with your perpetual horny
>Skip class in high school to fuck in the janitor's closet
>You've always been the weird, nerdy boy
>She's an athletic girl and stars as the best volleyball player in the school
>Always seen as an odd couple, but your love for each other is ever-enduring and as strong as ever forevermore

>>33466133
>you!
>you're Anon Cockson!
>you're getting raped for... for... for all kinds of stuff!
>I can take you crying or happy
>I'm choosing crying~
>Anon insists he's not really Anon Cockson, tries to run
>I'll make brood mother for this!

>>33466772
STOP RIGHT THERE VIRGIN SCUM

>>33466634
>same size or maybe she's even a tad smaller as kids
>ends up being massive in comparison as an adult
This is the good shit.

>>33466315
>Righteous paladin gets Cowl-ed
>Technically bored because no monsters to defeat
>Wants to maintain his chastity and hijinks ensue as he tries to avoid the Cowl's influence while going on a grand journey
>He's being chased by the Cult of the Cowl, which worships the Cowl's existence and wants him to go ahead and get married already
kino

>containment thread dies
>thread quality goes to absolute shit
It's all so tiresome.

>>33466787
Your vagina is drier than the desert, so don't go throwing rocks if ya live in a glass home, coppa

>>33466571
Same. My relationship with my wife began as a contract to repay her debt to me. We fell in love later after getting to know one another.

>>33466820
It's back up now
And it's bad as usual. whoo.

>>33466058
If I knock up my witch wife while she's fused with her familiar, do they both get pregnant?

>>33466823
Your virginity or your life
>Pay with your chastity
Heh, you're smarter than you look.

>>33466787
>get arrested
Pay the court a fine or it's off to the dungeon with you.
>Anon flees
THEN PAY WITH YOUR CUM

>>33466847
they each get one

>>33466847
>>33466897
Fraternal twins

>>33466848
Ney, have my sweaty jocks
>toss em at her face
>run

>>33465662

>>33466848
>open console
>tgm
>tcl
>laugh as I float away and they can do nothing to stop me
>Stop laughing as my rampant cheating attracts a Lilim that is capable of reversing commands who is determined to put me in my place

>>33466913
>confused bandit succ torn between blasting her clit to your sweaty jockstrap right there or chasing you

>>33466918
>Lilim descends from the sky to put you in your place
>Buy my game on your smart toaster, just re-released it on the platform
>comply (which you were probably going to do anyway you degenerate) and she lets you go
crisis averted

>>33466932
now I have nothing down there, It feels weird to run now

Want to feel the cool night breeze on a stroll but think going alone could be dangerous? Consider Greenworms! These squishy green mamono are the perfect partner for an evening saunter through the city or local park! Their soft bodies comes as the result of the additional padding they have underneath their relatively loose skin, which acts as a built-in insulator, while still remaining breathable. This means that Greenworms will always be comfortable on an evening walk, which can sometimes either be a bit brisk or a little warmer randomly. If it gets cold enough, your Greenworm can consolidate some of the loose squishy stuff into a hood, which can keep her whole head nice and toasty! On top of being very functional, it's also incredibly cute! The biggest hurdle to taking a stroll is, more often than not, being afraid of getting jumped by rogue mamono looking for a nice piece of meat such as yourself. With your Greenworm in tow, this is no longer a worry. Being alone leads to a significant increase in the chances that you get taken by a lusty mamono, mostly because you look like an easy target. Just having the presence of your Greenworm there will deter some of the more mild-mannered rapists from acting. Greenworms actually also have natural built-in tools that mamono instinctively fear as well. They have multiple eye-like markings along their bodies, which many mamono are put off by. Nobody knows why, but these eye-like patterns are unnerving, which means that Greenworms can very easily startle much more powerful mamono with ease. This means that you can walk worry free knowing your Greenworm has your back! With it getting a little warmer where I live, I thought it would be a good idea to get some fresh air the other day, and I felt completely at ease together with my Greenworm. We decided that we would take a quick walk through the park nearby my home, so I put on my hoodie and the two of us embarked. She was a little chilly, so she pulled up her hood partway through, which I told her was adorable. She probably was getting a little hot with her hood up, however, as she did look a bit red. She didn't take it off though, probably because she knew how cute I thought she looked with it on. The park itself was pretty clandestine, until we came upon a very depraved looking Raiju. She took one look at the two of us and we instantly knew - we needed to get away. Despite my Greenworm having warded off a few Hellhounds and a Jinko so far, we knew this one wasn't something to trifle with. With her on my back, we sprinted in the opposite direction and jumped behind some bushes. Being with my Greenworm all the time, it's likely that my scent is pretty well mixed with hers, meaning that the Raiju likely lost us when we got out of her line of sight. With the action being over, the two of us were left alone under the stars behind the brush. The moonlight created an ephemeral sheen on her hair as she tried to catch her somewhat visible breath due to the somewhat crisp evening air. As she looked me in the eyes and gave me a relieved smile, I only had one thought on my mind. I've never thought I'd experiencing something that amazing in my life, her combination of beauty and the memories of our time together flooding in. Before anything could happen, a mamono police officer called out, announcing that anyone hiding from the crazy Raiju were safe, as she had been neutralized. Don't know if that means she got someone or if she got captured but I'd rather not know to be honest. I carried my Greenworm on my back home and spent the rest of the evening relaxing after that experience. Even though it did not go completely according to plan, that was a memory I won't be able to forget, and I'm sure that you and your Greenworm can make memories just like this as well!

Lich et al.
MINOTAURS ARE MORE CAPABLE AT FINDING HUSBANDS IN MAZES THAN OTHER MONSTERS

Abst- The ordinal capabilities of minotaurs have long been purported. This study serves as concrete evidence that minotaurs are indeed more capable than other monsters at finding men in mazes and maze-like environments. On average, minotaurs were able to find their husband 27% faster than control species. This disparity between minotaurs persisted even when monsters’ speed was adjusted for. While wurms were technically quicker to find their mate than minotaurs, these results were not included in the study as they would not stay in the fucking maze. Given these findings, we posit that minotaurs have some magical or instinctual predisposition to help them navigate mazes.

A special thanks to Elizabeth and her husband for generously funding this experiment, and any other wanton scientific curiosities she needs answers to.

>get into an argument with Shirohebi wife cause i was 'looking too much at the cashier' at the supermarket
>after apparently convincing her that she's the only one for me and i have to speak to other women sometimes she just smiles and says not to worry since she has the perfect solution
>wake up next day with a chastity belt strapped to bottom parts and ecstatic wife saying now i can talk to whoever i want without any risks
I love my wife but this is stepping over the line, how do i get out of this situation considering words and loveful speeches don't work?

>>33467030
nice, greem worm anon

What would be some melancholy things that could even happen with MGs if they ever hit Wild West tier civilization? What could even be their MG equivalent to something like the Final Duel from Once Upon a Time in the West?

>>33467050
By strapping a belt to her.

>>33466848
Here
> gives her a carton of empty eggs
>Lol virgin
>run

>>33467030
Hmm.
A potion to give mamono temporary wight claws...so they can play the piano!

>>33467116
>Wight Claws
>So they can play Piano

...Perhaps you should just make a human hand potion anon.

>>33467069
We do not need monsters in chaps, stop giving them ideas.

>>33465662

>>33467039
>Several Months after DOTR
>Have minotaur wife
>Be on the run from Minotaur wife hopped up on some imported apophis venom for "spicing up tonight"
>This maze will surely be the best place to hide from her, the mythology about the minotaur was about how they were trapped inside a labyrinth!
>Poor anon never read the groundbreaking studies from Lich et al. on minotaur maze navigation

>>33467175
What? Do you think the cute little greenworm is gonna do anything untoward with new wight claws?

>>33465662
I hate this

>>33465813
I wish to unite. Make it Mamono instead of just monstergirls and monsterboys as separate things

>>33467039
I don't know, I heard that Greenworms can use their antennae as radar and can lock on to someone, thus rendering the maze trivial.

>>33467199
No I'm saying Wight Claws wouldn't be good for playing Piano.

>>33467069
There would be wild west shitposting cheshires who say that city folks have no grit and that the internet belongs to cowgirls

>>33467246
Greenworms are fat. Not the good kind of fat either. They never reached the guy first because they were too busy eating all the spaghetti and gummy bears we left in the maze to distract monsters.

>>33467251
I have a raw need for this image that can't be satisfied with words.

Anon Cockson here, remember kids don't do try this at home. I'm a trained professional retard.
>take off clothes
> jumps into a wonderland portal
> teabags a madhatter tea
>shakes cheshires out of the trees
> blue balls march hares
>make a jub think of something other then cock, a color pink
>make a Jabberwock cum with a single word
>run away from the mob
> run to the portal
>it closed
>teleport out
>go to bed
>wake up to some meaty wacks and a pleasant feeling on my cock

Hahahahahahahaha How The Fuck Is Wight Claw Draining Real Hahahaha Just Walk Away From The Wight Like Just Don't Get Grabbed Haha

>>33467282
well goodness maybe you shouldn't have made the spaghetti so delicious

>>33467233
No. Fuck off.

>>33467251
Yeah, they'd be more suited to play an organ in a final boss tier castle

>>33467312
It feels like this creates nothing but strife.

>>33467326
Yeah, so fuck off back to your thread and leave us alone.

>>33467265
I mean more of what they'd have gunfights over and cattle russlin' anon.

I mean we all know the centaur gangs of The Steppes take human males for cooks, reproduction, and fun, surely there would be some kind of similar villainy in the MG Wild West right?

>>33467313
Anon I hate to break this to you but they'd be bad for playing the organ as well.

>>33467199
>Greenworm gets claws
>Expect CursedWorm.png
>She just goes over to the piano and starts crying tears of joy while she plays Piano for Beginners (GREAT FOR KIDS)

>>33467350
Wait a minute then who was playing the organ when I visited Elizabeth's place a month ago?

>MGW has more creativity
>The JP one has more actually going on
Fuck

>>33467370
>the truth is finally revealed
>it's her husband playing

The best way to fight an ancient evil is to taunt her. "Are you even fertile?" "Time's have changed old hag!" Surely she will become mad and angry at your taunting and will not break down crying that you're being mean to her.

>>33467380
>making the setting more generic fantasy is "creative"
Please fuck off. Your retard friends managed to make a new thread. Go back to it.

>>33467396
DRIED UP OVARIES LMAO

>>33467396
>>33467406
Is that...YOOOO
SAGGY TITS!

>>33467030
I want her to sing me the song of her people

>>33467406
even a desert is more fertile than you, ya old hag>
>33467415
Her ass sagy as well
>>33467396
And most importantly she smells like rotten eggs and old people

>>33467326
These threads have been around for 8 years as monster girl only, make your own

>>33467450
we're all gonna get raped to near death by seething ancient evils at this rate

>>33467453
And it feels empty.
Fuck it, my headcanon is that settings have monsterboys. That inexplicably makes me feel better for some reason. I think it's because it makes it feel more "Full" as a world

>>33467396
Anon there's only 2 endings to this and I'm afraid they're both extremes that I'm not sure you'd want.

It's either irreparable sadness and despair or infinite anger and fury the likes of which you've never seen before.

I know KC and anons here hate NTR, but what is the position on storier where a husband or wife believe there is NTR but it actually isnt?

For example a husband enrolling in Inari Cooking School, staying late, the wife believing he is cheating on her but it turns out he was just preparing a very elaborate anniversary dinner for her.

>>33467459
well let ya old uncle Anon Cockson handle this then, he will be sure to make these ancient evils or whatever they call themselves to make sure then can only touch themselves. Those hags are so old they probably say the birth of our land-dwelling ancestors. Their milk must be spoilt by now, and hell they bleed sand now.

>>33467429
I wonder what instrument she needs to play it, she seems like the bongos type!

Cans wights rape you?

>>33467502
Aww, look!
The ancient evil is posting!

>>33467507
It's cute but probably not possible due to the setting. Mamono know who you've been having sex with because your mana has been fused with them, so she'd know if you were cheating.

>>33467519
grandma, Press Alt, and F4, it will make the anons stop posting

>>33467493
sick bro now fuck off.

>>33467517
They prefer not to.
> They don’t randomly attack men that they like, but most who are tempted by them will have their hearts stolen by their devilish nature. They will desire to win their favor, and try to become theirs on their own.
They prefer to tempt you into trying your own hand at making them yours. Which invariably succeeds, weirdly enough.

>>33467396
Ayo she got dat PRUNE WOMB

Desert Queen

>>33467556
So she can get on top of me and fuck me instead of me doing all the work? I want to feel excessively sexualized by an impatient pervert in love with me. I want monsters like that.

>>33467516
Bongos or recorder

>>33467517
She can certainly try!

>>33467396
That pussy is so dusty, there must a family of spider living in there

>>33467537
Do they have to be present to their husband to know it and check their mana or they can feel it remotely?

Would you be willing to go on a fetch quest? It's a long and boring trek through an area that you outleveled years ago but that tablet was REALLY important to her

>>33467578
Most monstergirls are fairly perverted, but the wight is described as having 'high intelligence' coupled with 'raw passion'.
Tie this in with their profile propensity to slowly sip spirit energy (actual spirit energy using their claws, not just semen) from their partners as they fuck them, and you have a long, pleasurable, but torturous session ahead of you if you decide to give a wight the dead fish treatment.

>>33467613
will she come with to keep me company?

>>33467613
Here's your tablet back, now fuck off before I turn you into ikizukuri

>>33467613
Well, if she promises to give me a hug, I will. Just this once because she's so cute.

>>33467633
Rude

>>33467039
>Wife tossing away large chunks of money to questionable experiements just for special 'event' force marriages
She'd do it!

>>33467613
ya why not, mama told me strangers are friends you've never met

>>33467613
>place you outleveled years ago
>fetch quest NOW of all times
yeah I wasn't born yesterday, there's obviously some high tier secret loot or a superboss there, there's no question about it

>>33467591
using the recorder as a drumstick to hit the bongos

>>33467651
She's a disgrace to her ancestors

Can Monstergirls actually fight with intent to kill?

>>33467718
Now we're talking, that's going to be a banger.

Remember to wash under your foreskin

Is it March yet?

>>33467738
Only against someone truly irredeemable. Otherwise it's to the knock out to later give to a friend or pin down for rape.

>>33467738
If they found one of those irredeemable types I guess so.

if you had the power to embarrass a lilim, what would you do?

Here's your muscle girl bro.

Is gap mine allowed?

>Spend a year getting in better shape.
>Do it well enough I'm now in better shape than when I graduated high school
>Both wives would be over me in an instant.
Would be great....although MAMMYBAMMY would probably have rendered it all moot regardless.

Is gap moe allowed?

>>33467610
I think it's more of a physical thing. This is a good example of flexible setting material. If you wanted to write a nice little story about a shirohebi or inari thinking that their man was leaving them, all for it to end as a misunderstanding, I don't think anyone would fault you for that.

>>33467819
Pretend I know her

>>33467828
Still would, she may have a rock hard ass but ghislaine it beautiful.

>>33467828
Would ruin with multiple litters.

>>33467681
>wight watching with opera glasses an increasingly excited minotaur hone in on an Anon in a red morphsuit as they both run through the maze
>husband asks if this is REALLY worth the cost to build a giant maze
>she scoffs and tells him that it's SCIENCE and that he just doesn't understand it
>husband watches as the mino catches the guy and pins him to the wall with her hips
>science

>>33467860
Why wouldn't it be?

>>33467857
Ah, physical fitness, whatever you know, whatever. You do what you like to do I do what I like to do, OK? But you’re a sucker. You’re getting fed this line about how, like “you’re going to live forever” or whatever. You’re going to die. Someone will kill you. Someone will kill you with a knife. Make sure you’re abs are friggin rippe, you got some good guns you wanna look good for when you get stabbed with a knife

I'm not dead yet, I still have four more chapters to do.

https://pastebin.com/u/Lanternon2

And that's before I can return my attention to the mage story.

>>33467926
Well I assume the cute Greenworm eating spaghetti they left as distraction is at least informative, if you get burnt out on the mino rape.

>>33467950
holy shit he lives

>>33467926
can I volunteer for miss Wights' next experiment, I wished to be pitted up against the biggest meanest, strongest monster girl she has.

>>33467627
She is willing to come along, though she doesn't know if she will be of much help
And will apologize incessantly about troubling someone who is clearly a high level adventurer with such a mundane task
>>33467633
Rude.
>You get 200 EXP for completing the quest
>>33467639
She agrees to your terms, though you can't tell if the blushing is from embarrassment over losing her tablet or your compliment
>>33467689
She seems overjoyed to have found someone willing and capable of helping her
>>33467709
N-noooo, there's no superboss.... ignore the fact that the quest might lead you into a trench bordering a high level area... You just missed this quest every time you went through this area before, honest!

>>33467950
what the

>>33467911
She's almost certainly flexing hard, so there's that.

>>33467944
Its overdone that novelty is no longer there

Can't stop thinking about fluffy, chubby hellhounds
The warmth...

>>33467965
Those words are going to crush your pelvis, Anon.

>>33467970
That's okay.

>>33467986
Mama didn't raise no bitch, She raised a man, and I will wrestle this girl and crush her hips instead

Would you marry a Jinko that was illiterate because all she cares is about fighting and you had to teach her to read and write?

>>33467982
That's what happens when you go to the plane of gluttony for summoning your hellhouns.

>>33467982
yes anon, that is what I wish

>>33468000
Yes.
She's going to need to know how to read if she's going to read bedtime stories for our daughterus.

>>33468000
I'd marry any mamono like that

>>33467999
Biggest, meanest, and strongest huh.
Your funeral!

>>33467965
>Ms. Lich, I have a new experiment
>I want to see how a human can fare against an ushi-oni we've been edging and giving apophis and girtablilu venom smoothies to
>The only ushi we have is the one currently undergoing the experimental manticore spine acupuncture
>Hmm... Oh well. I'm sure it won't hurt the data too much.
>And what exactly will this test be answering?
>Oh, I don't know. Add some mathematical verbiage to the paper and publish it.
>Have her ready by tonight. I'm in a real "sciencey" mood

>>33467957
Bro that worm is STILL eating the spaghetti. It's all cold and we really need the maze clear, but the male test subject gets all huffy when we try to move things along. He says she'll "get a tummy ache" if she eats to fast, and that we need to let her finish at her own pace.

>>33468030
I will be lifting mountains, just you wait, my body will be of steel and iron

Dud these threads get like a lot faster?

>>33468063
Well it's like I said earlier. Shouldn't have made the spaghetti so tasty.

>>33467950
I-Impossible...! You were dead!

>>33467950
What in the godamn....

>>33468076
>Future tests will need skhettie eating time

>>33467950
First Silent, then Lanternon.
WHERE IS GAUF? SOVIET-KITSUNE?
I WANT LICH CHAN TO LET ME AT THE DEAD WRITEFAGS!

How would you break it to her that she'll never meet another person like her?

>>33467828
Her having flaws only make me like her more.

>>33468095
ring a DING DING BABY

>>33468101
I need quicksilver damn it

>>33468120
KDF is alive and well.

>"Y-you called anon?"

>>33467613
Nice tablet nerd, did your god make it for you?
I would do the quest, I need to improve my reputation in the underwater zones anyways.

>>33468124
I really miss his stories. Although I totally understand he doesn't write any more because it feels wrong now he found his waifu. I hope he's doing well.

what would happen if you might have pushed over a lilim and teabagged her mouth with your raw balls, hypothetically speaking now

>>33468101
>First Silent
Wait, really? Did he put his old stuff back up?

>>33468145
also might have been when she was speaking to the whole town

>>33468133
I'll let him know you said that man, a lot of writefags need to get off their ass and get writin' again.
>>33468153
Yeah, except he's on twitter, and turns out he nuked his own shit because he was mentally ill at the time. He put back up a few, but not all.

>>33468153
He did under a different name I think, then it got deleted by the pastebin fuckery.

Do Lilim give birth to other Lilim?

>>33467950
Don't
Don't give me hope

>>33468178
>>33468168
Fug. I really regret not saving his shit. I also miss Frugert's Scylla story. Can't find a copy anywhere.

>>33468145
She starts playing feels so good

>>33467396
Why would you make an ancient evil girl break down and cry? Are even more evil than her?!?

>>33468153
He's actually a nice, if not a bit depressed, guy. All those rumors about him like renouncing monstergirls and stuff seem to be false.

>>33468196
Don't get your hopes up, but I'll see if I can find this google drive that had all his stories.

I believe in dark elf supremacy

>>33468196
>Frugert's Scylla story
I can't find that one either. He posted it like a week before pastebin went full retard so I don't think it got backed up anywhere.

>>33468210
nah they scrawny, get your self a strong girl with some real meat on their bones

>>33468227
>>33468196
Might be saved under Silent's stories in the mega since they're the same person

>>33468230
Not him but you can get your dark elves like that.
You just have to find the ones that do actually heavy fighting.

If a Monstergirl fell in love with a human woman, would that be considered heresy?

>>33468230
Elves have superior physic to humans in pretty much every way even if they don't look like it

>>33468030
>Playful Wight saying 'Your funeral!'
cute

>>33468241
Oh shit it is in there. Didn't realize they were the same guy. Thank you king.

>>33468259

>>33468259
still look like sticks, don't care

>>33468227
>>33468196
>>33468241
seems you found the scylla story but I'm still posting the drive I found, dammit!
https://drive.google.com/drive/folders/0BzL7aw4ZKvmNaEIxSWFkblpHbUE

>>33468303
thanks

>>33468303
I appreciate the effort, mang. Have some scylla lips

>>33465662

>>33468350
What are some funny cat names?

>>33468362
Nigel

>>33468350
>H.P.

>>33468350
I enjoy this image. Its smug aura amuses me.

now bros, I need some help. Today I just came back from crushing in the gym, and well I think someone is following me. Also if it helps, I drenched the bench press with my sweat, but I cleaned it off. Help I'm scared cause I want to save my virginity for my future wife. It is a she and has fluffy paws.

>>33468412
I mean the person following me is a she and has fluffy paws

If you grab your waifu's tail when she's least expecting it and give it a good ruffle, you'll get a nice reaction from her. Try not to take it too far, though.

>>33468412
Just turn around and command her to stop following you. You can't be an alpha and bench like that then be a pussy. Man up and show her who's the 6'4 megachad alpha as fuck man you know you can be.

>>33468463
I have a hard time grabbing my waifu's "tail" on account of it being a small triangular nub at the end of her body. Any tips?

Good night Anons, take care and don't burn down the thread.

Instead, remember that making fun of monster girls at the gym for 'bulking' during the Hinezumi Fever is a sure way for them to pin you down for a 'closer inspection'

>>33467568
More like Dessert Queen

>>33468350
>H.P
Fuck how did she find my book I wrote under my secret pen name? Was naming myself an acronym for Huge Penis too obvious?

>>33468463
Do all the dog monster girls make an O-face when you grope their tail, or just this one?

>>33468463
That's a cute dog.

>>33468500
>most anons think that means sex
>they actually just want to get to your keys

>>33467030
>anon doki-ed at his worm
SHE'S GOING TO MAKE IT LADS

>>33468477
Ok, Il'll do it
>Oi you
>Yes, you I'm looking at ya
>stop following me
>from the shadow, comes a Kikimora
>but she isn't like the most dainty Kikis you've seen
>she is a whole two feet taller than you and has a shit ton of muscle but is somewhat pudgy
>Her body has scars here and there but that only adds other llure of looking like an exsoldier
> but damn does she look good
>She leans down and with a heavy russian accent says "what you gonna do about, Little Man"
>DON'T GET A BONER, DON'T GET A BONER, DON'T GET A BONER
>Popped a boner
>"I said stop following me"
>are you sure about dat, little man. Your little solider is at attention"
>"It look painful, Let mama Olga help you"
>She reaches and pulles me up to her level
>her body is so warm
>Her voice sounds so comforting,
>She speaks again "Anon, why were you angry, it not good look on face
>why I was acting so macho
>Tell her I need to go home
>We go home and I have a new wife and a lifting partner
Thanks based poster

>>33468678
I'll take my payment in pre-workout, thanks.

can lamias do squats?

>>33468783
Not sure, but hanging sit ups off a strong branch definitely. That's how they get such amazing abs.

>>33468500
if they fatties, they fatties, and I will call them as such for I have a sixpacks until I die

now what Mgs can sqaut, and which cannot

Momhounds

>>33468836
>cannot
Slimes.

>>33468863
how overprotective would they be with their sons?

>>33466263
>Diety known for exuberant mating and eating, often at the same time.
Crummy God.
Almost as bad as those cats.

>>33468878
Quite a lot, but also willing to relax a bit if he's being accompanied by his sister(s).

>>33468923
>Mama, let me go to drink with the bois, I'm 21 now
>you gotta take one of your sisters with you
>But, Mooom I'm a grown man
>You will never be a man to man because you are my baby boi
>So are you taking your sister with you or staying your butt, mister
> I will mom
>Now come over here and let mama kiss you before you go
>Ok