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33642287 No.33642287 [Reply] [Original]

2hu which /jp/ would you fuck?

>> No.33642323

>>33642287
Junko and Suwako are confirmed to have working wombs, so they're the practical choices.

>> No.33642730

patchu until she is pregnant

>> No.33642736

>>33642323
>>33642730
I didn't know they posted on /jp

>> No.33642855
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>>33642287
Something about the Touhou girls makes my paternal instincts kick in. I love them too much to feel any lust towards them. Even if Space-Jin makes them look insanely hot.

>> No.33642884

I won't fuck I want Yukari sama to put my dick in a chastity cage desu

>> No.33642898
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33642898

>>33642287
id fuck you, anon

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>>33642855
I'd SMASH this bug

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33642915

>>33642907
That bug is going to squash you first anon.

>> No.33642950

>>33642898
Why don't you suck my cock, dude?

>> No.33642966
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33642966

>>33642287
All the fairies (except Daiyousei), the Scarlets, the Komeijis, Suika, Suwako, Chen, Tewi, Rumia, Youmu, Marisa and Nitori.

>> No.33643217
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33643217

>>33642950
if you insist...

>> No.33643448
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33643448

>>33642915
I'd just paralyze her with Raid and then have my way with her

>> No.33643538

>>33642287
I want to violently rape the Remilia diaper poster

>> No.33643554

>>33642287
Wait, you are asking Touhou which /jp/ would they fuck?

>> No.33643574

>>33642898
Sanae fucks everyone. She doesn't count.

>> No.33643638

>>33643217
C-can you suck mine too?
I've been busy lately so I'm really pent up...

>> No.33643739

>>33642287
fuck me

>> No.33643771

>>33642966
why would you exclude the best fairy?
>>33642898
>>33643217
how much?

>> No.33644088

>>33643538
I want to violently rape Remilia

>> No.33644097

>>33643771
Because she's not a slut like the other fairies.

>> No.33644127

I dont think any touhou would let me fuck her

>> No.33644134
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33644134

>>33642287
I want to create many many more Yukaris with Yukari

>> No.33644274
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33644274

>>33643638
>>33643771
all are welcome, free of charge! all you need to do is become a follower of alla-.. kanako-sama!

>> No.33644330

>>33643554
Yes. A lot of wrong answers in this thread.

>> No.33644718

>>33644330
dumb jaypees are so horny they can't even read the thread right

>> No.33646423

Exceedingly good thread

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>>33644127
seiga probably would if it meant she could use you for ingredients afterwards
and your child for taoist arts

>> No.33647816

>>33642287
I was going to say none but I have noticed the reversal of roles here. Hopefully the answer is still none, please keep the horny touhous away.

>> No.33647875

Which 2hu would forcibly get a /jp/ to impregnate them? I'd say Yuuka.

>> No.33647896
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33647896

>>33647875
>Yuuka.
hell could freeze over and the chances of that would still be impossibly low

>> No.33647930

>>33642287
Uncle Jon Mugencel

I miss his dead/dying girls on /c/.

>> No.33648077

I love Reisen!

>> No.33648222

>>33642287
Yamame would let /jp/ fuck her then eat their heads after mating

>> No.33648306
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>>33647601
Well, she is my fav Touhou so I would gladly donate my body to her

>> No.33648461

>>33648077
But does Reisen love you?

>> No.33648634
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33648634

Kanako.

>> No.33648639

>>33643448
T h i c k

>> No.33650349

>>33643448
Disgusting bloated tick.

>> No.33652936

>>33642287

I want to pound Remilia however I'll gentle and romantic with Flandre

>> No.33653037

>>33647875

The moral choice is Reimu because she's the last of the Hakurei without whom Gensokyo would fall into peril

>> No.33659573

>>33652936
It should be the other way round.

>> No.33663561

>>33647875
drunk yuugi

>> No.33666253

>>33653037
>Which 2hu would forcibly get a /jp/ to impregnate them?
>The moral choice is Reimu
dude?

>> No.33672162

>>33642287
none

>> No.33675975

>>33672162
bold answer

>> No.33676043

>>33642287
>2hu, which /jp/ would you fuck?
Well, truth be told I think they'd all line to up to fuck me, but I'm a little biased

>> No.33676734

>>33642287
yes

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>>33644134
yes Yukarin best strongest but cutest 17y waifu on my bed

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