/jp/ - Otaku Culture

>>33676662

>>33676662
monke

>>33676671
>no street shark
Pretty homo ngl.

>>33676671
Sharkbait! Hoo ha ha!

>>33676691
I need me some big and CHONK kakuen.

I am racist

>>33676671
Imagine a shark wife that saves you from drowning and then helps you get over your fear of the ocean

>>33676742
I love chonky monsters, just means there is more to love

>>33676691
I want her to pet my head and tell me she loves me before fucking my brain out.

Cat ass, is it safe?

大好き!

>>33676772
This is true, though some girls wear it better.

>>33676795
With the exception of for you pelvis, yes.

>>33676795
I'll give it a smack and tell you

>>33676795
I'll fuck her up the ass and let you know.

>>33675971
>>made for
>>you just know
>>blocked derivatives in all caps
>>based/cringe/zoomer/etc.
Americans.

WURM

>>33676795
No, it’s extremely dangerous, trust me.
Ratass, on the other hand...

>>33676843
Honey, you really need to stop breaking through walls. We've had this talk three times already...

Is the average Amazoness that big?

>>33676851
I want an embarrassed rata to try and hide her pink tanned ass using her tail after I went to town on it

>>33676795
Only for Toms

>>33676843
Remember, its normal for wurms to pay you in uncut gems they find while digging.

>>33676798
Rajyaki has the best endings

>>33676851
Lolis are made for anal

>>33676864
>living with a Wurm
>not having repair-enchanted housing
Sure, it’s not cheap but it’s well worth the investment when you have a juggernaut wife. Plus she’s pulling shinies out of the ground to help fund it.

>>33676843
STOP PUTTING HOLES IN WALLS

>>33676928
Stop having walls then

You guy prefer your mgs in a modern setting or the fantasy setting?
Think I lean toward fantasy more.

>>33676958
I like not dying of cold in winter.

>>33677011
Just snuggle up with your mamono and be cozy whenever you two are together.

The only danger to watch out for in ancient temples is sharp edges and weak floors. Those guards and warning signs are just to keep trespassers out, not to keep anything in

>>33677006
Fantasy is a better setting, but I have more monster fantasies in my head in modern settings.

>>33677031
Incorrect.
They are also there to keep husbands in, especially the ones that don’t understand that they’re husbands yet.

>>33676918
There is an entry in the Dragonia book about available housing with it listing "cave-type" housing as being good for some Wurms.
>Cave-type housing
>Along with the regular buildings in the Overcast District in Dragonia, cave type homes are also popular. Unlike the "houses" in the Overcast District, which are built on a steep hill, these dwellings used natural caves in the mountain range to become "natural houses". For this reason, while the residential buildings in the Overcast District are urban houses with architecture that is close to human, the "cave-type" houses are, one might say, monster-oriented and resemble the "nests" of wild dragons. This kind of property is recommended to the incubus husbands of wurms who are used to caves, and to the husbands of passionate demonic couples who spend most of their time having sex. The inside of the cave, arranged as a new home, has a calm and relaxing atmosphere unique to the cave, as well as an enveloping warmth, since demonic energy is easily retained inside. In addition, natural demonic ores such as demonic silver and dragonium can appear in such cave houses, which can be mined in the caves of Dragonia or used to illuminate such as they are.

>>33677006
Why not both where you can freely go between dimensions back and forth?

So what Touhou do you think your favorite (or any) monster girl would dress up as? What touhou would best fit them?

>>33677006
Modern for me. I like the conveniences of technology, magic doing the same stuff just feels kind of weird.

>>33677006
I like the canon MGE setting. The side guides make it really appealing. There are the fantasy elements but there is also stuff like magitech electricity and submarines in Court Alf.

>>33677006
I like electricity, indoor plumbing, clean tap water and heating thank you very much.

>>33677095
The clear choice for her to dress as is Aya.

>>33677082
honestly I think the side books are the best that ever happened in MGE, so many cool things to learn about from each city, I just wish it showed more variated types of food made from meat besides demon boars and scorpion

>>33677006
Fantasy

Girls for this feel?

>>33677095
Something is appealing about my wife Titania dressed up like Youmu, I don't know what it is.

>>33677059
I feel the same. Adventuring in a fantasy setting is a must but I don't see how I would be able to adventurer without molesting or being molested by the first exotic monstergirl I came across. Posting about what species is your favourite on a Laotian fishery site is different from coming across a 13/10 woman who's head over heels for you

>>33677109
t,zun

>>33677081
>Being busy with a Husband keeps whatever's lurking in there occupied
>But also ensures that there will be daughters will be running around eventually
Those guards have a tough job

>>33677149
His true love is beer.

>>33677006
Fantasy, modern is soulless

This is the face of a man that knows his place is to be protected by a stronger warrior woman. This is the face of a man that knows he is going to get ravished. This is the face of a man that has accepted his place as a warrior's house husband. This is the face of a man that knows he is safe. This is the face of a man that know that delicious warrior body is his and only his to cuddle.

>>33677118
Crow Tengu?

>>33677215
Imagine having to explain the 21st century to mamano in the mge world. I'd rather just gloss over it and maybe only tell certain high ranking ones that would understand

>>33677247
Yes.

>>33677006
Warhammer Fantasy

>>33677143
Childhood friend succubus

>>33677095
Under no circumstances will I inform her of Touhou‘s existence, because if I did then she’d find out about Marisa, and if she finds out about Marisa she’s going to try and emulate the Master Spark.
Nothing good can come from this.

>>33676795
Safe for use.

>>33677146
Your wife's a dork!

>>33677282
>you will never get overrun by a horde of skaven girls and become their mouse-tom

>>33677282
Stormvermin are for performing suspended congress on.

>>33677323
I'm more focused on her thighs

>>33676795
Not really, but birb ass is safe!

>>33677006
space fantasy

>>33677341
A male mouse is a buck, not tom

>>33677270
Ayayaya.

>>33677095
Meiling, because I don't think Shou's clothes would fit her.

>>33676662

>>33677374
Thanks anon, I was too lazy to look it up.

>>33677404
>I don't think Shou's clothes would fit her.
That’s half the fun.
Put her in Chen’s clothes.

What is the appropriate offering to bring for a deity? It can't be your cum or cock
Deity doesn't have to be a ryu either it can be any sufficiently powerful monster
If you can't think of anything in particular roll this
https://monstergirlencyclopedia.fandom.com/wiki/Special:RandomInCategory/items

>>33676795
once you go cat you'll never go back

>>33677404
You know for this to really make sense you need to specify the monster girl species.

Being a tom may be fun, but consider becoming a cock

>>33677006
combine them
i need both magic with castles and shit AND television with video games and space travel

>>33677499
I'll offer her the most useful offering she'll ever receive a Greenworm

>>33677479
>spoiler
It's cute.
>>33677522
I thought the part with Shou made it obvious.

>>33677499
Why not a filled mana cage?

>>33677319
*Yuuka's Master Spark

>>33677525
I prefer being a bull.

>>33677538
Urban fantasy is the winner's choice.

>>33677499
a wedding ring

I FUCKING LOVE ONIS!

>>33677584
>Urban
Blech

>>33677553
Neato.

>>33677568
Details, details.

>>33677620
you more of a red guy or a blue appreciator

>>33677584
Probably this aesthetic but with a modern city

>>33677338
>https://pbs.twimg.com/media/D4YIpNlU0AAuwFv.jpg
you know the more that I think about it my wife does have some similarities with her

>>33677693
The smartest! No wait, that's a certain ice fairy.

>>33677649
yes

Impregnate monsters.

>>33677809
What if my monster has such high impregnation requirements that it nearly kills me each time I try to go for a daughteru?

>>33677551
>Greenworm dressed as a shirohebi waddling around with the other shrine snakes
Very cute

>>33677865
Don't fuck with her! She can use blue flames like any hebi!
*pulls out a propane tank*

>>33677693
Some monster girls just don't have the extreme skills or power to compete.

>>33677884
>Blue flames require magic and most monsters can use some form of magic which means a greenworm can soulfire you with her nubs
I'm sure if a monster spends enough time around other monsters she can pick up on a few of their tricks. Although monsters minds work in strange and inconceivable ways. The shirohebis might just as well be envious that a greenworm can ride on a mans shoulders and not let him out of her site the entire day

>>33677833
What kind of father wouldn't give his life for his daughter?

>>33677960
It's not a matter of risk! It's a matter of having to deal with the bedside manner of my sadistic, and now impregnated, wife for at least a week!

>wisps are made from the souls of women who die alone
so when wisps give birth do they birth another wisp, or a normal ghost? Tried reading around but the answer doesn’t seem very clear, though I’m leaning more towards the ghost answer

I love harpies

How to get harpy gf?

>>33677499
Can i offer my services as a shrine guardian for life if in exchange i get a Shirohebi shrine maiden wife?
I know humans aren't very powerful compared to the average monster but i can stand around looking cool in an armor and show directions to visitors

>>33676662

>>33677904
What do you think of the ghostly mistress?

>>33678007
wear a hat with a big red target on the top that says marry me in the middle

>>33678034
That sounds like a good way to get my neck broken. Surely there's a better way?

>>33678021
What Monster Girl would best fit the gluttonous royal ghost?

>>33678081
build one of those birdfeeders but make it massive in size and write lovenest on the side

>>33678012
>Dark Mage specializing in blood magic
Does she need to bite her husband like a Vampire to cast spells

>>33678097
Beelzebub?

>>33678106
I'll just write 'lovenest' on the side of my house along with 'harpies only.'

>>33678097
An incredibly thick wight who uses her claws to feed on your spirit energy in an entirely undignified way, fucks you like a pregnant p'orc in heat with all that dead meat on her curves jiggling to and fro, and refuses to get out of bed until her hubby's made her three course breakfast for her.

>>33677884
Now that's a clean burning wife I tell you hwat.

>>33676671
This makes me think about how a monstergirl always jumps up in desirability for me (not that it's usually low) whenever I imagine our personal unity also naturally "teaming me up" with her species, country, or realm. Like in this case you marry a mershark and aquatic fauna is probably mostly harmless to you now, the brooding sea becomes safe and idyllic, and every sentient being there is your bro to BTFO cunty outsiders with. Must be rubbing some inner sense of tribalism/comradery.

>>33678204
>you marry a mershark and aquatic fauna is probably mostly harmless to you now
Except killer whales. Sharks are terrified of killer whales.

>>33678184
ironically hank hill would hate my waifu, not because of propane or lack of southern morals, but because she's been seen wearing a Sooners jersey

>>33677976
She's already pregnant what's she going to do? Waddle towards you menacingly? Just start rubbing her belly and telling her what a good mother she's going to be and she'll melt in your arms like butter left out in the sun

Say there is a mamono, laying down on her back.
If I blow a big raspberry on her tummy, which mamono is MOST likely to instantly kill/rape me for doing so?

>>33678284
wock 1000%

>>33678264
But I'm the one in bed after that! I have to rely on her cold care!

>>33678009
>Can i offer my services as a shrine guardian for life if in exchange i get a Shirohebi shrine maiden wife?
Yes. The shrine could always use more help
>i can stand around looking cool in an armor and show directions to visitors
That's a fun but dangerous proposition. You'll get one group of teenage mamano tourists trying to get pictures and suddenly they're schlicking to your wife publicly soulfiring then raping you

>>33678204
Considering Poseidon herself is one of the monsterized gods and pretty much makes it impossible to drown in her seas I wouldn't be surprised if pretty much all sea animals in monster controlled areas fall under the demon realm beast rules of being incredibly passive and harmless unless attacked.

>>33678307
She has a fit midriff, not a chubby tummy, you wouldn't want to raspberry that

>>33678419
ALL tummies are for raspberry, licking, kissing and playing with.
Fat, flat, strongfat or abs.
ALL tummy good.

>>33676662

>>33678468
I wish I could say I'd strive to find my waifu if MG's were real, but the first monstergirl to show off like that and I'd be assfucking her like no tommorow.

>>33678124
>Dark blood mage biting her husbands neck but can't actually go through with breaking the skin
She's trying her best!

>>33677006
Fantasy, every time. As MGE world guides have been showing, most modern convinces can be replaced by magic that does more or less the same thing.
That doesn't need to be a MGE thing either, any fantasy setting can pull that off easily.

Wanted to help a friend searching for stuff for their newborn but aren't quite sure how you can help out? Consider Greenworms! While one may believe that Greenworms are out of their league on this one, they can actually be very helpful when it comes to making selections concerning the little ones. No Greenworm is going to let their lack of baby-making skills stop them from being useful!

One of the biggest problem that lots of shoppers have, regardless of what they're looking for, is the inability to visualize what the product in question would look like in use. This is especially true when it comes to shopping for baby stuff, as it can be hard to imagine what your little one would look like using the items. This is where Greenworms come in, with their small size, they can easily act as stand in models for some things. While a Greenworm is obviously a little too large to fit in baby clothes or most cribs, they can be a good gauge of scale for those things. If a crib can easily fit most of a Greenworm in it, it's probably more than big enough to give your baby plenty of room, and if the bars can support a Greenworm rolled up against it, then it's definitely strong enough too! This way, your Greenworm can be an indispensable source of information for whatever prospective parents need help!

With the couple next door recently getting confirmation that a new little one is on the way, me and my Greenworm went shopping with them to give them some help. As the prospective mother is a lamia, the crib she would need was going to be a bit larger than normal, meaning that my Greenworm was the perfect size to see what would be the best size for her coming baby. It was a little embarrassing lowering my Greenworm into an oversized crib at the store while the employees and my neighbors watched intently to see if it was a good fit. In addition to testing out cribs for them, her length was put to use to see what blankets and other products were the right size for a little snake. She sure was helpful in guiding their decisions!

After the neighbor couple finished buying what they needed, I decided to keep looking around the store with my Greenworm. At first my Greenworm was confused why I wanted to keep looking, but eventually understood. I told her that one day I hope to start a family of my own, so it would be a good idea to take a look at how much this stuff costs and what it looks like. We continued to look, taking note of the various clothes they make, laughing with each other about how cute they would look on a little one. Later on, she asked me sort of nonchalantly what made me want to look now, because you would have to get married to someone first. While taking a good look at a stroller in front of me I absent mindeded said "Well yeah, you of course". When I looked to see if she had heard that she was staring at something else, so probably didn't hear my mumbling. Deep down I was disappointed that she hadn't heard it. One of these days I'm going to have to tell her how I feel, I'm just not sure how. After looking a bit longer, we took a few brochures and catalogs to keep at home, in case we ever wanted to look at this sort of stuff again, want went back home for the day.

It amazes me every day how useful and helpful Greenworms can be, and I'm sure that you and your Greenworm can make many more memories helping out your friends with her incredibly diverse set of skills!

>>33678604
Just curious wormbro, would you be OK with your wife pupating? Or do you want her to stay a greenworm?

Got a couple of stories commissions on how I met my wife done, lots of muscle touching and some erotic wresting. By Medusafag and Yananon:

http://www.4binz.org//237

https://medusafag.com/2021/03/08/tough-love/

Next is a muscular Hellhound bouncer story. Will there muscle touching and abs licking? You betcha!

>>33677006
modern, it's just more familiar for me to play around with in stories

>>33678646
Is the hellhound an additional waifu, or are you just spoiling us?

>>33678646
>Next is a muscular Hellhound bouncer story.
Did you read my mind because I was about to do something along that line

New Windows 10 update deleted everything... post as many images as possible please.

>>33678703
Here have a confess

>>33677006
Modern setting in which monsters are introduced to our world and vice versa. Imagine technology blending with magic. Imagine trolling that autistic anubis in Minecraft. Imagine monster girls creating memes. Imagine bullying that single lilim on twatter, and she goes full navy seal copypasta on you, but can't do shit to you because she knows nothing about technology. Imagine bullying that nerd sandworm who gets ahold of your address and eats your house and you in it for being such a meanie, carrying you off to the dunes to live a long, happy life together.

>>33678723
Imagine talking to your bro online you've known for ever but he starts getting more and more interested in knowing exactly where you live...

>>33678750
That's a bad imagine. No thank

>>33678677
Not a haremfag, so she is an alternate wife as well as spoiling you.

>>33678694
>Did you read my mind because I was about to do something along that line

Cant ever have too much muscled Hellhound bouncers.

>>33678703
Am I going to have to fill your folders myself with wights

>>33678703

>>33678639
I would be ok with it as long as it's what she wants. At this point I love her regardless of how she looks.

>>33678723
>sandworm_seduction_techniques.jpg

>>33678703
Have a wan

>>33678784
Based. Godspeed anon

>>33678703
>Windows 10
Leave it when you can.

>>33678761
do we even have haremfags anymore?

>>33678823
one or two maybe, in terms of non shitposty ones

>>33678823
If we counts 3 as minimum for a harem, currently there's at least Pslimefag. I don't know if the Bluefag is still around.

>>33678703
losing all your mg pics is a good sign that you need to change operating systems

>>33678823
There's one with a lich/hinezumi/jabberwock/kikimora/salamander/kobold/baphomet/wight/hobgoblin harem. On a side note, I want to fuck the hinezumi in the ass.

>>33678703

>>33678803
This wan is trustworthy, you can tell because of the green eyes. Green is the color of trust.

>>33678887
got a link?

>>33678761
>Cant ever have too much muscled Hellhound bouncers.
Word.
>>33678887
That's a nice mouse indeed.

test

>>33678761
Do you think hellhound bouncers would be able to tell that my ID is fake?

>>33678703

how do i make her real bros..

>>33678981
They can smell your nervousness.

>>33678981
Yeah they can smell when you're lying.

>>33678381
That reminds me, would mamono based on sea-dwelling animals that needs to come up to the surface to breath, like dolphins and sea snakes, need to come up for air regularly, or would Poseidon's magic take care of that?

>>33679024
>>33679028
That's not proof at all. They haven't proved anything and should still let me in.

>>33678902
catboxDOTmoeSLASHcSLASH6dagds
The hinezumi in question, system thought the link was spam for some reason. Also, there's a demon in the harem too- jeez louis haremfags always seem to get more girls than they can handle.
>>33678938
Yep, and I'd ruin her stomach with kids.

>>33678260
>Greenworm Anon is from Oklahoma
It’s okay man, everyone has their flaws.

>>33679118
They'll have to take you around back to inspect you further.

>>33678381
>>33679057
>that needs
*that need

>>33678723
>trolling autistic anubi in minecraft
that's just rude, I would troll them by filling their wombs

>>33678723
>have a Jorou-Gumo gf online
>finally the day you meet in person
>she's actually an Ushi-Oni

>>33679006
self-induced schizophrenia

>>33678823
I'm around, I just try not to draw too much attention these days unless I have a new commission to post https://files.catbox.moe/x5otvk.png
>>33678887
Forgot to post that commission here, I'll ignore that last part!

>>33679438
Nine monsters? Is your pelvis made of titanium or something?

>>33678604
Consider a drawing pad. You seem quite enthusiastic.

>>33679438
Quite polite of you to ignore it, doesn't change the fact she's a great fap.

>>33679503
Lets just say mamono mana is one hell of a drug and my Lich wife has a way with potion making. Besides if there was any pelvis damage it'd be worth it for their smiles.

>>33677250
>basically the world is run by vampires, and they're not the monstergirl kind of vampires

>>33679572
Maybe one day, depends on how expensive they are

>>33676662

>>33678723
>triggering Kikis by posting /v/-tier battlestations

>>33679744
It's nothing fancy and far from top of the line but you can get a cheap huion for 40 bucks
https://www.amazon.com/Inspiroy-H640P-Graphics-Battery-Free-Sensitivity/dp/B075T6MTJX/

>>33678450
tips on raspberrying slimes?

That bend in her tail doesn't look natural, is there anyone here well versed in succubus anatomy and health who can help her?

>>33679804
you get a raspberry slime.

>>33679781
I'll consider it, it would help out a lot with drawing I assume. I'm kind of scared after buying one not really using it often. Do you know if it's difficult for people to transition to pad?

So, would Fallen God baptism for men be basically a dark priest/your wife drenching your face with her girlcum?

>>33679895
I'm not sure what you're talking about; that's a perfectly natural resting position for a succubus tail.

>>33679942
It's actually a lot of fun once you get used to it. I'd suggest learning the shortcuts for whatever application you use as soon as possible. As well as buying a cheap little wacom tablet because you don't want to spend a lot when you're just starting out.
t. a drawfag since dec.

>>33676662

Hear me out: Dark Mage Ushi Oni
She still has enough STR and CON to rape you through a wall, but her WIS and INT are leagues above the normal Ushi Oni. The only downside is her DEX and CHA are low, but that just makes her more cute.

>>33679964
>bathing in a pool of cunny honey

>>33679964
I think I'll be skipping church this Sunday.

>>33678703
>tfw everyone I talk with is “lmao dude why are you still on Win 7?”
Because it fuckin works.

>>33680022
>charges you
>runs into a wall
>is going to use a chain spell to hold you down
>bites her tongue and it turns into a spell that chains her up instead

what monsters have the best arm-pits?

>>33680060
>sprawled on top of you because she can't secure you any other way
>lewd smile on her face
>"at we...at last! wait, FUCK"
>you walk away while she rolls around on the ground in shame

>>33678604
>little worm has blue eyes
must take after daddy

>>33680098
Baphomets!

>>33679942
It'll take some getting used to as anything does but pros will eventually outweigh the cons.

>>33680098
Kakuen if you like shaved, Milf Kiki is you prefer natural

>>33680098
hellhounds

>>33678723
>Shitposting wildly on monster girl populated sites
>Your perfered targets are powerful monsters like Demons, Pharaohs, Ryus, and lilim
>Their proud natures mean they're not used to this treatment, they almost always bite the hook, tend to explode spectacularly in response to your bantz, and tend to be old and lack the technical skill to find you and give a figurative/literal spanking for having a big mouth
>Stumble across a vampire
>Rare prey for a funposter, and one you can't pass up
>Hit 'er with the "you will never be a wife" pasta
>It's a little old and reheated, but it gets the job done
>You recieve no (you)'s for your efforts
>Damn you were looking forward to reading an essay about how back in her day she would throw people in the ghoul pit for walking too slow in front of her or whatever the fuck
>About 2 hours later, you get an email
>It's in the person email you only use for important stuff, obviously not associated with any of your trouble making accounts
>What the fuck, it's from that vampire
>Subject line just reads "enjoy"
>Body just contains a link to a dark elf BDSM site
>Fuck
>Click the link
>"Lonely single man looking for harsh mistress or mistresses to set him straight. Interested in abduction play, chastity, and orgasm denial, prepared to spend about a month under your care to start. Not interested in a safe word, please break me in"
>Your full name, birthday, address, favourite colour, and a photo of your house is at the end of the request
>FUCK
>You only just now notice the timestamp, the request is an hour and half old
>F U C K
>Can't remember if you locked all the doors and closed all the windows
>Maybe you can beg your way out of this, powerful monsters love that shit
>Almost immediately after your frantic, barely legible attempt at grovelling your way out of being a gimp, you get a response
>It's the pasta you first sent to her, but it's edited to be "you will never be a paladin"
>She ends the email with her hopes you like pasta, because after this you're going to be eating nothing but dark elf pussy for a long time
>It's very quiet now, and you're debating fighting the bitter end, or packing up and going quietly in a bit get treated gentler

>>33680098
minos

>>33679756
>Get it?
>It's like that jewish interracial porn site
>and has le funny anime fag character
>and hellhounds are wait for it.... black skinned lol.
>which is reminiscent of that human race called blacks
>Laugh laugh laugh

>>33680147
Quick go to Omegle and stare down some nureonagos, you just might make it out with a non dominatrix wife

How much rewriting is needed to make Demon's housewife contract into a househusband contract?

>>33679998
What shortcuts should I know outside of Undo, switch to eraser, and increase/decrease brush size?

>>33680147
A (you) for the good effortpost, and a question.
How many kids are you going to give your mistress?
>>33680189
https://www.clipstudio.net/how-to-draw/archives/155375

>>33680209
Would the evaluator stop you if you managed to turn the tables and mount the trainee or would she put it down in the notes and give her a dressing down at her progress meeting?

>>33680246
She's got a long way to go....

>>33680147
Such is the risk we shitposters take but this will only serve as a lesson to allow the rest of us to keep ourselves safe. I for one will continue to raid Druella's live streams with posts about how she'll instantly lose to a real paladin.

>>33679780
>find picture of a truly ghastly looking battlestation
>some end of the line wizard shit
>post it in /maid/ asking for cleaning tips
>300+ replies in half an hour
>the few savy kikis try and warn the others but they can't stand the tide
>half the replies are just begging for my location
>some try and make a case for why I urgently need a maid
too easy

>>33680287
It's all fun and games until Druella starts replying to you, egging on your fantasies of pinning her down and making her a devout, humble housewife in service of the chief god with each cumflating creampie, utterly destroying her in bed in the name of your faith, and not even realizing how far into her palms you are until you're booking a ticket to her next meet and greet.

>>33680262
That's when you cheer her on and give her encouragement. Even if you are getting tortured, her sad face is worse.

Be honest. We're all anonymous here.

Would you reject a cu sith to her face if she poured her heart out to you and declared her love for you?
And I'm not talking a de-furred cu sith. Just a regular cu sith

Would you have the fortitude and coldness to walk away from her cries for you to please just give her a chance, or would you cave in and try things out with her, even though she's not your type?

>>33680348
There is only one breed I want. I would never accept anything but my waifu.

>>33680157
its all so tiresome

>>33680348
Nah, I'd pump that desperate puppy cunny with enough litters to make her one of the smuggest broodmothers on the block. She better say her prayers, and enjoy being knocked up, because she's spending the rest of our long marriage in some stage of pregnancy or recovering from one.

>>33680348
Sure, why not, at least she's nice. If she's a bitch geddit probably not. On the topic of Cait Siths only if she's got the personality of Yuumi

>>33680098
kejourou
black harpy
alice
wight

>>33680147
>trolling a vampire
>didn’t even bring out the TIP posting
you deserve it, honestly

>>33680348
Honestly, if any MG bared her heart to me I would probably give it a try at the very least.

>>33680157
This.

>>33680382
These types of questions are generally not meant for dedicated waifufags. We already know what the answer will be for you guys.

>>33680405
what's tip?

>>33680315
Wait that's not fair. She's supposed to be flustered and yelling for her chat mods to make it stop!

>>33680287
>single guys raiding druella's live streams because they're order zealots
>single guys raidinf druella's live streams because they're horny and hoping she'll go "reeeducate" them
>single guys defending druella in chat because they hope the same
meanwhile on the flip side
>single mamono raiding greenworm anon's stream because they are upset the worm gets a devoted guy like him

>>33680423
Druella is a lilim, and lilims- and all high class monstergirls, by extent- never drop an opportunity to show just how utterly perfect their seduction techniques are. Her mods are there to make HER focus on her audience instead of tunnel visioning on shitposters!

>>33680411
That's about the same for me. There's a single species I just absolutely can't get behind, namely the one named after a mountain range in Europe. But of all the others, if a monster girl begged and poured her heart out to me, I wouldn't have the heart to say no to her face. I'd give her a shot, even if she's a species I don't like.

>>33680319
If she's "torturing" you than being cheerful is going to have the opposite effect. Spit on her to show defiance instead

>>33680419
Tight
Insect
Pussy

Mosquitos > Vamps, or so they say.

If you were isekai'd into the MGE world, what monster do you want to encounter you first? What type of adventurer would she be?

>>33680443
Oh we talking waifu streams now? Lemme take a gander at a few waifufags I've seen in thread.
>Sidhe seething at greenworm Anon as he ignores plebian concepts like 'anatomy' and 'references' as he somehow improves by drawing greenworms on stream again and again.
>Redcaps, Minos, and tons of other 'rough' mamono forking over good cash to tune into Wightfag and his wife's pay-per-view adventurer rape extravaganzas, complete with betting pools and Q&A's with Elizabeth herself.
>Wurm enjoyer attempting to explain to chat again and again that wurms aren't that dumb despite his co streamer- his wife- asking why D isn't for Dance
>Titania Anon just talking into the mic for hours and hours about his wife ad nausuem, hakutakus have a whole endurance challenge based around deciphering his wifelove for however long they can endure it

>>33680313
Reminds me of that legend in /biz/ who lived in a motel with six massive computers he used to farm crypto and hid them when the cleaning service came buy

>>33680449
Clearly, the only way to deal with this is to seduce high-class monsters to throw them completely off their game.

>>33680147
>>33680405
>be vampire
>it took some getting used to, but I'm finally getting up to date with this era's shitposting
>long gone are the days of pompeiian grafitti and ironic tapestries
>my powerful gaming rig feeds six screens where I simultanously monitor 20 monster related boards
>get a notification from chocolate_whip_69 on discord
>it's the lucky gal who got to the last "funposter" I threw to the wolves
>she's sitting on a bound, panting mess of a man and giving a peace sign
>send her a congratulations and reward myself with a sip from my cup of HematoBlast™ energy drink and blood substitute
>a loud ping announces a new post in the human boy general
>it's a TIP poster
>a small giggle escapes my lips
>time to test their commitment to insect pussy then
>run get_bugged.sh
>personal ads are posted to no less than 50 bug dating sites
>these peasants have no idea who they are messing with

>>33680348
I don't think I'd turn down any species

>>33680565
Nice try vampy chan, but we all know you tried to get Hiro's number to figure out who it is whenever Anon bullies you, and all the other noble monstergirls can hear the angry clacking of your mechanical keyboard for miles!

>>33679780
Weird youtube videos with guys living in their own filth would be oddly popular among monstergirls wouldn't they
https://youtu.be/rdnQ0nO3AcY

>>33676662

>>33680348
Yes. I'd try not to be an asshole about it, but there's no way I can reciprocate.
>>33680618
That part with meat on the toilet always gets me.

>>33680348
I don't think needing to have your partner wear a paper bag over her head is grounds for a long term relationship.

>>33680618
What the fuck

How do monsters react to the fact that the average length of a human's penis, when erect, is 5 inches?

>>33680727
I don't think they'd care how long their cocaine dispenser is. They want what's inside.

>>33680727
Mamono can fix that, if they even care about it
A lot of the smaller species would probably be more than okay with that much

>>33680348
I like cu siths a lot so I’d be willing to accept her love, but my wisp wife would NOT approve

>>33680727
You post something like this in every thread. I don't know why you're so obsessed with penis size in inches

>>33679006
If I knew I wouldn't be here.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_HyvndJFZo8

>>33680513
>Hellhound streaming while she "hunts" her husband who's hiding in the local park as a game.
>Cupid streaming as she hunts down dense anons her viewers put a bounty on
>Haku-sensei streaming lessons of the day while getting trolled by intention grammar mistakes
>Anon streaming himself counting every piece of gold in his dragon's hoard

>>33680742
>cocaine dispenser
A kek from me, have a you.

>>33680758
Anon Cockson streaming with every commenter just going nuts as he sticks his lower body into a ghoul pit with no pants on, or tries to jump over the whole kingdom of Lecesaite

>>33680758
>Anon streaming himself counting every piece of gold in his dragon's hoard
Is this porn for dragons, or creeping coins?

>>33680754
wrong guy?
i haven't posted in the threads in days

>>33680758
> 24-hour long stream of anon tied up trying to resist grape venom

>>33680505
Sandworm.

Class: ???
>Stats are similar to that of a tank
>HP and defense stats are legendary, even at low levels (practically god mode at high levels)
>Boasts a number of immunities to various attacks: aerial, ground, fire, among others
>Cannot use any weapons
>Instead relies on exotic melee attacks
>Practically useless against enemies with high speed stats (these battles end in stalemates)
>Cannot learn magic until high levels are achieved and a male has been secured
>Special abilities include but are not limited to:
>>extreme sand manipulation
>>boulder and rock smashing (can be applied to structures as well)
>>devouring of large, feral animals
>>semen extraction
>Weakpoints: intelligence and inner mouth
>The former can be mitigated with companion to take the lead of the party
>-5 debuff to all stats when no longer in sand or dry dirt terrain
>Occupation: Spelunker, prospector, excavator, and most commonly: protector of hubby

>>33680727
>First, it is purported that the looks almost don't change at all compared to when one was human. Monsters don't care very much about the attractiveness of a man's face, so in most cases there are no changes whatsoever. The body changes to become more healthy and durable so that it's convenient for sex, but it's rare for the appearance to change greatly other than that.
>The biggest changes of all occur in the functions that are also most important to monsters that get used during sex. It depends on the race and preferences of the monster that one is coupled with, but most men who become an incubus will have their penis grow larger by leaps and bounds, and they'll be able to please monsters even more. The amount of semen and energy released from there will be incomparable to when they were human, and they'll have boundless stamina so that they're able to release it again and again without getting exhausted.

>>33680784
>nuki furiously schlicking as he reaches quadruple digits

>>33680784
>Anon pulls the mic in close so the viewers can hear the coins jiggling
>Cue all the thirsty dragons, danuki and creeping coins needing dry underwear all at once

>>33680791
Don't know. But there is at least one poster who will say something strange about either 5 or 2 inch penises, usually involving baphomets when it's 2 inches for whatever reason

Need me a bapho for my 2 inch dick

That one was for you, anon, and for my desire of Bapho-chan's cunny

>>33680472
What have caucasians ever done to you? Fucking racist.

>>33680849
I don't even want to imagine what happens when he pulls out a little cloth and starts individually polishing each one.

>>33680891
Kek. Good one mate

>>33680111
Do mamono do that? I wasn't sure but I wanted her to look at least somewhat different from her mom.

>>33680914
Order propaganda! Thats the real one

>>33680936
Seem to recall a kc tweet about it, fuck if I can find it.

>>33680891
You're gonna alp when the portals open

>>33680910
That's premium content anon, only subscribers can see that

>>33680914
>>33680943
I don't get it but I do know whoever made it should kill themselves

Here is a an artist's depiction of the actions of an anon just before he was raped 28 times.

For your own safety, please DO NOT tease a Hellhound.

>>33680971
Can someone explain me why there so much mge russian art?

>>33681055
Russia cold and hard.
Monstergirl soft and warm.
Sometimes.

>>33681003
Oh god, that does remind me of all the anons who openly admit to wanting to be a twitch thot for monsters

>>33681055
If you lived there you would need some escapism too anon

>>33681055
Sad post soviet life will make any man crave for his friend to alp

>>33680949
I remember it from a thread a couple months back.
https://twitter.com/k_cross/status/1317279963532292096
>>33681055
You would want escapism if you were a Slav too.

>>33681051
so you sayin to tease em to hell and back, right

>>33681051
What am I supposed to do? Say that they're not scary? It's the truth but I feel like that's worse.

>>33681051
>be me
>recently relocated to an office in Hellhoundia
>a bunch of anons online said I was going to be assuredly raped and married within a week
>might as well have some fun
>first day in the office
>wearing tight pants and unbuttoning my shirt an extra couple buttons
>being overly nice to all the hellhounds
>they're practically drooling at this point
>lunch break time
>this is it
>start talking about how big and strong they all are
>mention the pluses and minuses each of them have when it comes to assaulting someone
>individually tease how X coworker would 100% rape someone like me better that the one I was talking to though
>mention that I'm going to the downstairs storage room ALL ALONE extra loud
>I'll probably be able to update you bros in a week

>>33681072
>anon is a twitch thot for dragons
>his main shtick is reviewing hoards
>his viewers send him pictures and she oohs and aahs at them
>since they are mostly NEETS the hoards are either pitiful or clearly their parents
>he still plays it up like he's sooo impressed every time
>it's incredibly clear he's faking it but the lonely dragons eat it up

>>33680565
I want to spam her inbox with marriage proposals.

how would mgs react to a well-dressed man in a slim-fitting suit

>>33681270
well if every human girl's crazy boutta sharp dressed man then monster girls should be too

>>33676662

>>33677006
modern world frantically trying to cope with the sudden introduction of magick
I'm not meaning 'magick fizzles technology just by existing', more like "Our existing digital infrastructure is completely unshielded and vulnerable to magickal influence"

>>33681013
as expected it was /monster/

>>33681464
oh no, the mischief that gremlins would get up to

>>33680821
Elona had the Predator class, which was mostly a catch all for characters that didn't use weapons or spells to fight such as animals, so that might fit.

>>33677499
Hard to go wrong with offerings of high-quality livestock
unless it's an undead, I guess. Rare alchemical reagents or crystals, in that case

>>33677006
I seem to favour three settings; modern, desert fantasy and pseudo Victorian fantasy

>>33678703
what the fuck, really? I've seen bad windows updates but that takes the fuckin' cake
things like this is why you backup shit. 1TB external SSD is like 40$ these days man, no excuses

>>33681098
>>33681075
>>33681068
>Implying it's not middle class Russian weebs living in large cities who are into mge

>>33678703
I'm gonna break the anti-w10 circlejerk to call you an idiot for not regularly backing up all files on any device with any OS

what monster would have the fattest ass period

>>33681591
my guess is a p'orc, they tend to be more fat than oni and minos and the like

>>33676662
An edit of this quality and context really doesn't belong on /jp/ and specially if it's shown on the catalog, don't do that again or lurk before making an OP

>>33681591
Some sort of spider

>>33681591
Noble monstergirls who sit on their asses all day eating cakes and drinking wine.

>>33681646
Noble monsters with massive egos

>>33681591
Well if you count the bottom of the Greenworm, I don't think there's any contest outside of spiders

>>33681591
Size or fat content?

>>33681708
either

>>33681495
I'm sure even an undead could enjoy high quality beef. I keep getting the call back bed which makes me afraid as to what message a monster would interpret from getting 3 call back beds as a gift
>One for my husband and I. Two for my sister, daughter, and you, It's the perfect gift!

>>33681591
my wife

>>33681725
hope, she ain't in earshot of you

>>33681715
For size? Sandworm
Fat content? Porcs

>>33681749
I want to slam those jiggling porkbuns

>>33680971
when are they opening anon?

>>33681757
As you should
Soft porcs are for breeding

>>33681757
>>33681782
same frens but, they are also for making softer

>>33681782
>>33681791
They're big, soft, nasty and crude housewives. I'd be stuck between having them do all the work and just taking one p'orc a day to breed for the day, or simply keeping them in my bed for feeding and fucking nonstop. In either case, they'd be getting softer and softer by the day.

>>33681591
Proportionally? likely cockatrices, running away is their entire gimmick, they probably need something positively majestic to tempt the average male into such a masochistic activity.

>>33680830
so mgs are size queens confirmed?

>>33681488
>Every link you clink on, ever URL you enter, Every application you launch, they all redirect to a Gremlin dating site

>>33681838
yes, but load size, not dick size
cum > cock

Bicorns say: my husband's girlfriend
Nurarihyons say: my husband's concubine

>>33681838
Not in the sense that anyone is ever rejected for being too small. Any changes is personal preference of the monster.
>Of course, the monsters have various different preferences for men, and there is such a thing as an ideal man to them, but there are hardly any types of men that they hate. Though they may feel that a handsome man is cool, or cute, it's not in their values to despise an ugly man as ugly. This even extends to virility during sex, which is normally very important to them. It's “wonderful” if a man has a huge tool and is well-versed in sexual techniques, but even if a man is timid and has a small tool, they just think “cute” or “I'll train him.” It is impossible to be excluded from the monsters' interest due to personal appearance or physical performance.

>>33681782
God I NEED TO BREED SOME P’ORCERS

>>33681857
A bit classier, considering the clear difference in status between the main wife and concubines.

>>33681591
>>33681646
Ice cream loving Ice Queen hates it when she's called the Dairy Queen

>>33681591
Dorome and Orc

>>33681791
>>33681806
Soft ex-raider wives are for having any cute daughters with

>>33681875
We all do

>>33681946
The minute I see jeans on a noble monstergirl my brain just, it just releases dopamine.

do you think hellhounds could look good with floppy ears or not

>>33681977
Hell....bunnies?

>>33681977
A hellhound's ears will flop when your dick flops.

Disappointment.

Can monster girls pay taxes?

Aight since anon cockson, smashed his head into the pavement last night, he has only one brain cell left, he needs someone else to think of what he should do next

>>33682030
Mugging zombies for their braincells

>>33682014
no fictional characters can

If an alice pointed a gun at you and demanded you take your clothes off for sex with with her, what would you do?

>>33682030
ABS

>>33682052
ask her what is sex cause I don't know what that is

>>33682062
He's alicing the Alice what the fuck this isn't allowed

>>33682052
I love Alices. They are in my top 3.

Are there any companies that make heavy duty high heels? I need big CLACKs from big girls.

>>33682052
>>33682062
>tags: role-reversal

>>33682052
But i am not into lolis!

>>33682062
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6TFsZiODx5A

>>33682062
I KNOW WHAT SEX IS ONII-CHAN
BUT I'M NOT GONNA TELL YOU

>>33678703
How does that even happen?

>>33682060
Remember he has one brain cell in his noggin explain, please

>>33682114
so what it is then, is it something sweet, I like sweet things

Monster Girl Goddesses

>>33682160
dude the alice is gonna assault you if you keep it up like this.

>>33682169
nice hags

>>33682169
Both exceptionally adorable, and that jabber is looking slim as ever!

>>33682189
is she gonna hit, I don't like being hit

>>33682169
I kneel

Marry dwarf.

>>33678823
i am, though id prefer if i can make a really powerful chimera, but i can still go monogamy if i had to

>>33682062
>>33682052
>Alice went to wonderland, but even Wonderland can't fix how fucking dense her Onii-chan is
Ship it.

>>33682239
Wonderland may not, but the Queen sure can.

>>33682030
Write 20 different love letters, and send each to a different yandere snake, telling to meet up at a place for a romantic dinner date
Once the meeting happens and all the snakes are gathered loudly announce it was a prank and they fell for it, before running to a pre-prepared escape car
The chase is on!

>>33682169
where the Sanae at?

>>33680502
I thought it referred to the tip of the blood sucking proboscis.

>tfw you will never be sandwiched between two big monsters
Why live?

>>33682169
Confident wocker and cute gazer. I see that rope holding in her gut

>>33682390
because i'll be sandwiched between 10s of little monsters

>>33682030
>>33682035
>anon cockson concussion edition
>I'm Anon Cockson, and welcome to...
>uh... fuck it
>cockson just staggers his way into an equally unsteady horde of zombies

>>33682404
>all of anon's daughters want a hug at once

>>33676662

give me your monster girl related haunting photos taken before disasters

>>33682446
>10 little Greenworms climbing on me
the dream

I'll let shog absorb and rape me for a week, but that's it. I have video games to play

>>33682620
>mastah please let me have 1 more day
>no shoggy, I have some masters promos to play

>>33682052
I commit plap against the Alice.

>>33682643
Gotta clear that backlog. There is next month, shoggy

>>33682643
Do you think there'd have to be seperate leagues for monster husbands? I feel like people with human wives would get clowned on by incubi with like instant reaction times.

https://imgbox.com/g/2Dwkl9EWdt
Wikifag here, this week's new additions add up to 89. This concludes the weekly report.
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>>33682672
I don't think that would be unreasonable.

>>33682672
>New genre of clickbait youtube videos with incubi smurfing in iron
>It's like watching superman wrestle a rabbit
The dark side of portals opening.

>>33682739
>new goat and griffon art
A good week!

Pajinlkos, do you accept y/n

>>33682620
That's how you end up on an extended vacation to pandemonium. Weeks last an awful long time there.

>>33683031
Well it is nice to know that I am safe in Shog

>>33682390
I'd settle for being burritoed with one big monster

which monster has the lowest amount of brain cells and which has the highest

>>33683092
Undead

>>33683079
Big beef burrito.

>>33683092
well a report from the shirokuto sabbath said that the bigger the breasts the fewer the brain cells, which makes sense considering the amount of hairbrained wight schemes where, afterwards, you can clearly see them thinking to themselves "yeah didn't think that one all the way through"

I have a confession
Until 6 months ago i was a regular on tg, and wasn't even aware this general existed

>>33683133
hmm... something tells me there might have been some bias in that study, but I can't put my finger on it...

>>33682999
Okay
>>33683092
>lowest
Slimes don't have any cells. If you mean figuratively, vanilla zombies aren't smart.
>highest
Lich or Hakutaku

>>33683139
That's cool if you've lasted 6 months you're fine

>>33683133
I see that the sabbath is on serious high doses of copium and are seething flatties who will reman flatties

>>33683157
Send this report to Marune Sabbath for peer review.

>>33683139
It's fine as long as you actually try to fit in and aren't just posting /tg/'s lets "fix" MGE shit or monsterboys.

>>33683092
Technically sandworm has the most brain cells, but it's all about the brain to body ratio. She actually gets a lot smarter when she's in her small form