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3403897 No.3403897[DELETED]  [Reply] [Original]

What if Twilight was a visual novel made in Japan? Would you accept it then, /jp/?

>> No.3403906

inb4 Tsukihime

>> No.3403908

>/jp/
>accept
>visual novel
I laughed.

>> No.3403904

Fuck no.

>> No.3403909

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>> No.3403910

Absolutely not.

>> No.3403911

It would only make me hate it even more.

>> No.3403913

oftopic
normalfag

>> No.3403919

Yeah, the books are actually well written. The fan base and movie is terrible though. So a VN could fix that.

>> No.3403921

>>3403919
No, they're not. They are badly written.

>> No.3403928

There is nothing good about Twilight, and there never would be, no matter from which nation it originates.

Shitsux, GTFO.

>> No.3403926

Tsukihime

>> No.3403931

>>3403921
>No, they're not. They are poorly written.

Fixed your irritatingly ironic statement, which I agree with.

>> No.3403933

Only if that bitch was a 10 year old girl.

>> No.3403936

>>3403933
Not even that could improve Twilight.

>> No.3403937

My girlfriend is 15 years old (3 years younger than me, don't you dare fucking say what you're about to say). She said she wanted to come to my house to watch a movie she just bought (I'm not allowed over at her house because her parents would freak out at the idea of a fully grown man playing grab-ass with their little girl). Surprise surprise, it was fucking Twilight.

Now, I knew she was a fan and all, but I never actually had to "confront" the problem. She spent the entire movie letting out these annoying (albeit cute) shrieks every time Edward did ANYTHING. She also gave me all sorts of fun-facts for half the movie, until I screamed "IDONTWANNAHEARIT" halfway through the movie.

Now, this just ruined her mood, and she decided to let off on me when the movie was over. "What's so wrong about liking Twilight?", she said to me. "Well, no offense, but it's just badly written wish fulfillment made by some fat virgin." Then she decided to set it off. She put on this twisted little smile, and said "Jamal, honey, you watch anime". You see where this is going, right?

I couldn't really fight any of the points she brought up. I mean, she knows I watch shit like Minami-ke and Kannagi, so saying anime is better written is out of the question. She even brought up how most of the audience for the newYatterman movie premiere we went to at comic-con were a bunch of shrieking fangirls, and how I spent the whole time we were there telling her fun facts about the character's origins.

How the hell do I get back at her?

>> No.3403951

>>3403937
I saw this copy/pasta months ago.

>> No.3403953

>>3403937
Before I respond properly, is this pasta?

>> No.3403956

>>3403953
Yes.

>> No.3403961

>>3403956
Thanks. Won't waste my time now.

>> No.3403965

>>3403937
The sad thing is that the author isn't a virgin. She had three kids. She managed to fucking procreate.

>> No.3403970

Fuck you.

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