/jp/ - Otaku Culture

first for wurms

Are you smoking yet?

Reminder that if you go to MGCcon you will meet creepy nerd monsters that haven't been out of their house in months.

>>34106035
Fucking finally, perfect harem material.

>>34106035
imagine the smell

>>34106035
I bet it smells horrible there.

>>34105914
>Sally and Lich go out and play baseball together
>Sally mad that Lich will announce what she's going to swing or pitch, and is always able to make it happen
>Lich mad that Sally won't let her hover from base to base, and gets exhausted after one home run

>>34106035
And your favourite doujin artists who are also creepy nerds that haven't been outside of their house in months

>>34106035
Well there goes the cosplaying idea. I don't think I want to go now.

>>34106053
I would love to play on or coach a MG softball team. Especially if it’s one of those beer leagues where the point is to get drunk and have fun.

>"Hey anon wanna fuck?" vs "Hey anon let's not fuck until we get to my house after class"
These girls are trouble!
How can anyone keep up with their studies when their mornings are spent being pleasure slave to the ojou pharaoh gyaru and afternoon having lovey dovey sex with the lillim class prez?

>>34106035
Nice, it's like we were made for each other

>>34105997

>>34106053
Hearing a Lich say "I'm now going to strike you out with a 120 mph fastball." and knowing there is no way to avoid it has to be the scariest thing ever.

>>34106072
No you should cosplay, all those sweaty NEETs won’t know what to do with you, so they’ll just pay you to take a picture with you, hoverhand and all, just so they can go back to their basements and show their mom they met at boy today.

>>34106035
what happens If I am wearing a shirt that says a slut for the nerd

>Get isekaid to MGE land
>You're so unpleasant not even the monsters want you
>But this comes with the upside that you can explore all you want no problem.

>>34106062
>You wanna meet your favorite doujin artist at MGCcon
>You can't count how many times you've fapped to his work about monster girl big sisters with huge titties
>Finally find his booth
>Only it's not a he, it's a she
>A she that looks oddly like the monster in his doujin
>She looks over at you, locks eyes with you
>And licks her lips

>>34106093
Gonna hob that gob

Guys everytime I read some Bionicle stories to my kids, my mino wife keeps giving me bedroom eyes while she stands in the doorway.
What should I do?

>>34106053
>Lich stealing signs
typical

>>34106103
No magic allowed, Lich-san.

>>34106093
Look at how small those are, she's clearly a low ranking member of her tribe.

>>34106129
Time for incredibly hard womb slamming sweaty sex inside a bathroom stall.

>>34106103
>120 mph fastball
Unless she’s eight feet tall, using magic, or the daughter of Sidd Finch, I don’t know if she can throw that fast. Most people can only throw 100-101 mph tops. Someone of her size should only be throwing in the low 90 mph range. Not saying anything about it, because hitting a 90 mph fastball is still commonly seen as one of the hardest things to ever do in sports.

>>34106135
Shirohebis make great childhood friends.
Prove me wrong.

>>34106188
And livestreaming a reenactment of her works for the fans

>>34106156
well obviously you gotta tell them the legend of the bionicle

>>34106208
How many customers would it draw if you full Nelson's her at her table, all those hikki neet mgs coming to see their favorite artist and she's held up in the air, tongue lolling, speaking nonsense as she cums again.

>>34106020
i'd smoke anything she gave me

>>34106207
I can't
but they will when puberty hits

>>34106311
>Wacky tobacky soaked and dried with her cunny juice

>>34106189
Probably using magic, the rules don't say anything about magic not being allowed, right?
Keep in mind some species are 8 feet tall and have enough strength to break steel with little effort, I'm sure human records would easily be broken if a monster or incubus got onto a team.

>>34106183
Ya like that image, Anon?

>>34106189
Yeah I would expect a Lich to be more along the lines of a Greinke type, methodical, slower (still elite speed) pitches that have crazy movement and unpredictability from labbing it so much in practice. It's a shame she's stuck on the Undead squad, the slow zombie baserunners kill any offensive momentum they start to get going.

>>34106350
As long as it smells ok I'm down with it

>>34106394
The smell is a mix of her raw, cunny scent and Wonderland Weed. Needless to say, it's both erotic and sweet. Nothing like stuff you'd get anywhere else. It's also gives you a strong high while at the same time giving you a raging boner for your wonderworm wife.

What kind of toppings does your waifu like on her pizza?

Join the arm wrestling club Anon.

>>34106533
Meat!

>>34106533
She enjoys sausage, meatballs, and the concept of flavor itself.

>>34106681
Pull yourself together, ma'am.

>>34106533
>S tier
Pepperoni, Beef, Sausage, Bacon, Black olives
>A tier
Peppers, Mushrooms
>B Tier
Everything else (even pineapple)
>F tier
Those tiny pork things that fall off and get everywhere except your mouth
>Who? tier
Anchovies

>>34106611
perfection
minos are perfection

>>34106207
>>34106338
Being childhood friends with a Shirohebi! Promising to marry each other when we grow up! Forgetting all about it as the years pass and marrying a different girl!

>>34106681
>shog's face when she sees you pull out some anchovies to put on the pizza

>>34106189
What if she's like an even more dedicated version of Timmy Lincecum, where she makes up for her lack of height with violent and ugly yet effective mechanics God that's a name I haven't thought about in years

>>34106156
>None have breached Ta-Koro's gates before
>AND NONE SHALL THIS DAY!

*Mino wife swoons*

>>34106533
Pinapple, basically every vegetable, also basically every fruit.

>>34106804
>You fool, Axonn! Don't you realize you're fighting for a lost cause?
>Maybe, but don't you realize those are the only kind worth fighting for?
*swoons again*

>>34106611
I don't really care for meats, can I put an order for the delivery mino?

>>34106767
You may forget, but she never will. You will feel watched everywhere you go. Every meal you take will have a faint metallic taste. All women in your life, even in your family, will mysteriously disappear. A promise with a white snake is not a promise you can break.

>>34107002
then say you want the extra strength virgin meat special

>>34106734
>Tiny pork things than fall off even lower than pineapple
Faggot, pineapple is even worse than anchovies.

>>34106355
>the rules don't say anything about magic not being allowed, right?
There are strict no magic rules in baseball. It’s viewed as badly as doctoring baseballs or corking bats.

>>34106377
>It's a shame she's stuck on the Undead squad, the slow zombie baserunners kill any offensive momentum they start to get going.
That’s been their MO since they came into the league. Yeah they’re slow, but every player on their team can hit it out of the park. They play into their advantages with that style of baseball.

>>34106795
I got an even older name for you; Mark Prior. He had the same violent and fast mechanics as Lincecum. I could see an undead being able to do that and not worry about surgery.

why are there so few bird waifus?

>>34107160
Because my Beagle Kobold waifu keeps scaring them away.

>>34107160
Limited combat utility.
Claws and lack of hands make wielding weapons impractical.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gCN1fRbCyeo
I want monsters to find out about oblievačka/šibačka.
I wouldn't mind a gender reversed version either. Dark Elves convincing other monsters that dousing their men with water and spanking them with a stick will keep them healthy and virile would be funny.

>>34107302
well my wife had 20 kids with me, so I think I'm plenty virile

>>34107094
Hating pineapple is a meme. Those pork things are rubbery, ruin the taste of everything else, and difficult to eat

>>34107068
>a faint metallic taste
...W-What do you mean by this, anon?

>>34107160
SOON

>>34107302
Not of fan of myself or other men getting ass slapped but I do wonder what kind of virility festivals monsters would have. I don't want to invite any excuses to post /d/ shit either

>>34107410
english never

>>34105997

She's also in MH Rise

Be honest, would you set her free even when you 100% know she's gonna rape you harder than any monster has raped any man?

>>34107747
Imagine the kisses volvidon could give.

>>34107778
I'd let her go only if she agreed to be a good girl and wait for the right time and work for me. I've always wanted a cute ghoul maid

>>34107778
it's actually the tentacles trying to protect you from her

>>34107863
She'll agree, but the moment she's free she'll go back on that and rape you into the ground

>>34107876
I like to think that the tentacle is a total pervert and has been edging that ghoul for days on end now, so that she can watch whatever poor, hapless man that sets her free get sexually destroyed by that ghoul

>>34107778
Whenever someone asks about freeing the ghoul in this image, I always say yes.

>>34107106
>>34105963
I don't know if you saw this from the previous thread or if you are the same person but was that you? If you are are you planning on making more?

>>34107902
Well I just hope I either have the strength to stop her or the tentacle has weakened her any. I can't just assume she's lying, she may be different than the other ghouls!

>>34107778
I would set her free after tying her up with different chains or ropes so I can hold and comfort her safely after that experience.

>>34107996
>Tentacle unlocks them
Whoops

>>34107910
No I did not do the baseball cards. The only thing worse than my writing is my drawing.
Greenworm Anon, I too would like more Greenworm baseball cards.

>>34105997

>>34107094
Pineapple only sucks because it is scalding on pizza. I can see it only being eaten as a topping if it was added last.

What MGs would play basketball and why would it be phantoms?

You wouldn't fuck a fairy

>>34108078
I wouldn't mind a cute slim Wight shortstop either

>>34108179
Jokes on you! I’ve had a thing for fairies ever since I played LoZ:OoT. I had a crush on Navi.

>>34108226
Same, but quite busty Slime Carrier Catcher or two-way pitcher.

>>34108179
You’re right, Pixies are better

>>34108226
>>34108258
I would love to heckle a P’Orc outfielder on the away team at a game.
>”Hey number 69! How can you even see the ball with those huge tits?”

>>34107778
I like that Tentacles have a sweet and warm disposition, I'd bet they make fun traveling companions, especially since they are so bashful when it comes to human men. I bet you could flirt and tease one for HOURS before she became desperate enough to grab your legs and wrap you up in her tendrils.

I wonder if autism snek and shy tentacle girl are good friends, seems like they'd have a lot in common to talk about.

Personally I prefer Fuckbowl.

>>34108291
>Next inning starts
>Hey, where'd number 69 go?
>Eh, time for another beer and a new target to heckle, the Gate City Greenworms are ahead for once and you wanna keep it that way
>Kiss Cam comes on all of a sudden
>Hey! That's my section
>Hey, it's me!
>Why is there a huge pair of pink tits behind my head?
>Oh no...

>>34108298
Im pretty sure thats actually a tentacle brain plant and not a tentacle mg. Although i think those turn into/evolve into Tentacles mgs if they absorb enough mamanobama.

>>34107502
It’ll happen, just it’ll be behind Fakku’s paywall

>>34108164
>basketball
https://exhentai.org/s/f64293f44e/162621-17

>>34108323
>Bloodbowl but with monster girls
Well, going up against the undead team is still gonna be a pain. Thankfully the ghouls suck a lot more now, literally.

>>34108323
>The lone human male running back covered in sweaty, muddy P'Orc Defensive Linepigs
>Mino QBs and Werewolf Receivers pile on just for the heck of it

>>34108164
>spoiler
They watched Space Jam one too many times. Then they start crying when they find out that basketball is actually a lot of running and jumping.

>>34108333
>Gate City Greenworms are ahead
It's finally happening, they're finally going to win a game. They're 0-168 since joining the league, it's finally time. Your sacrifice won't be in vain P'Orc heckler.

>>34108323
the oiled boy wonder gets another touchdown without being tackled even once

>>34108357
>>34108362
>They can only fuck the male in the zones at the end whatever they're called.
>A new male after every goal.
>The Fuckbowl monsters are BEEEEEEEEEEG

>>34108179
Not gonna lie, I would. Even though they encompass every issue I have regarding my own height.

>Easily crushed in my sleep
>Have to settle with just a light peck for kissing
>Can only hug using fingers
>Still uncomfortable as FUCK about the whole onahole thing

At this point, size changing shenanigans will need to be involved.

>>34108336
I mean we got the frost oni story eventually leaked out of the paywall so that's better than nothing

>>34108333
Now I can heckle her in the bedroom too!
>plowing P’Orc from behind
>”Your stance was off today you dumb sow! If you’d just dropped your hips more when you’re swinging, you wouldn’t have struck out three times!”
>”Oh? You can drop your hips just fine when you’ve got my dick in you! Why the hell can’t you do it in the game!”
>smack her bright pink ass a couple more times
>happypigsqueals.mp4

>>34107068
That sounds nice.

>>34108381
what happens when the dude grabs a player and brings her to the endzone?

>>34108448
Counts as a touchdown for the player he grabbed as long as she fucks him.

Good luck picking any of these ladies up though.

>Still going through Magus Anons story
God dammit, I'm so glad I waited until it was all out before reading.
You keep introducing these loveable, interesting girls before taking them away just once we're rooting for them. I love this story but my heart can't take it. I hope Arsofina and Morala show up later or at least live happy lives.

>>34108381

>Team keeps running out of water boys, long since failed to scout male players after that scandal with the health insurance and pelvic injuries
>Female fans start throwing male spectators (wearing the non-scoring team's jersey) into the end zone after each touchdown
>MFL releases new rules placing strict time, manner, and sexual position limits on end-zone groping, half-time orgies, and post-game locker-room celebratory/conciliatory rapes

>>34108473
what, you think I am weak?

>>34108398
I like the headcanon from a few threads back, she can shrink you down to her size, but when she does she's almost twice as tall as you are in mini-me mode

>>34108179
Don't tempt me.

>>34108519
Not, but these ladies are very big and strong.

Trick a dragon with chocolate gold coins

>>34108416
Based, bullying THICC piggy girls while smacking their fat pink asses while they squeal and cum on your sick sounds awesome.

>>34108554
time to put one into a mating press then

>all this baseball talk
I'd crack so many jokes about single monsters striking out were I a pitcher. Throw in a wink and a smug grin and I think it'd be distracting enough. I wonder how long it would take to get someone to charge the mound.

>>34108555
She'll beat your ass for that...

>>34106377
>Dullahan pitcher on the undead team
>every time she beans a hitter she throws her head at them instead of the ball

>>34107068
>Loved your Shirohebi childhood friend when you two were younger
>Said you would marry each other one day
>Moved away and drifted further apart
>All through middle and high school it's been rough
>No friends
>Teachers ignore you
>No place wants to hire you
>Anonymously getting bullied
>Your stuff gets stolen
>Your homework goes missing frequently
>177013-esque desk scene
>Anyone that's attempted bullying you publically ends up missing the next day
>One day you show up to school early
>Supposed to be a cleaning event before school that everyone has to do
>Probably got pranked, the place is eerily empty
>You see a silhouette in your classroom slinking towards you
>"It's been too long anon. I was really disappointed when you decided to move away. That's ok, we have plenty of time now that the pests are gone for a while"
>Before you know it, weeks have passed
>You've been trapped in the dark boiler room, nobody seems to care that you're missing because nobody's come to look for you
>That's ok, who cares, all that matters is the snake coils wrapped around you and the soothing blue flames that make the worries go away
>Anon was eventually found months later when they performed regular maintenance on the pipes
>He looked dishelveled but blissful, wrapped in the embrace of a heavily pregnant hebi

>>34108527
That’s a part of the fairy and pixie dynamic that I really enjoy. It seems that you’d be playing with her body, but all of sudden you swap sizes, and your in the palm of her hand.

>>34108614
Even if the chocolate is homemade and I wrapped the coins in gold foil myself?
I was just trying to give her a birthday present but if she wants to get upset because she’s a 4000 year old virgin that’s on her.

>>34108649
And this is why you should say no to sneks from the very start before they get any funny ideas!

>>34106377
Does that also mean she is riddled with anxiety and has a slightly eccentric personality?

>>34108665
The best part about having a pixie friend is that they can use their magic to fulfill your giantess fantasies

>>34108607
Keep talking shit and it would be pretty easy to rile up a few of the more aggressive types. Just watch out for a manticore flicking her spines at you when she’s mid swing.

>Go to a MGC Soccer Game
>Sit next to a High Orc beating a wardrum and screaming at her team to score some fakking goals

>>34108632
>Body bats a .999 as long as the Head is detached and receiving headpats and sloppily frenching me in the bleachers
>Ref says she can't be detached because sexual congress with her husband during the game is considered cheating
>we attend other league's games so we can get some heavy petting in while we watch the Greenies continue their valiant losing streak in the minors

>>34108837
>BANG BANG BANG
>CAM ON ORCERLAND
>BANG BANG BANG
>SCOR SUM FACKIN GOALS
>BANG BANG BANG

>>34108649
Pls gib gentle dommy mommy hebi snek childhood friend mistress

>>34108882
well, you definitely need her

>>34108853
>ERE WE GO ERE WE GO!
>WAAAAAAAAGH!

>>34108632
>>34108291
>>34108258
>>34108226
>>34108078
Alright I'll make a team photo. I need to know who we got on the squad and what positions we have for the MGC... something. I guess a team name too. For reference we have:
Starting Pitcher 1 - Dullahan
Starting Pitcher 2 - ?
Catcher - Slime Carrier (with tiddies)
1B - ?
2B - ?
3B - ?
SS - Wight
LF - P'Orc (Number 69)
CF - ?
RF - Greenworm
Relief Pitcher 1 - ?
Relief Pitcher 2 - ?
Designated Hitter - ?
Manager - ?
GM - ?
Might take a while to do the whole thing haha but it'll be fun probably, gives me a good opportunity to draw more than just the Greenworm.

>>34108928
All amazons

>>34108928
Who's on first
What's on second
I don't know is on third

>>34108928
Cheshire as a CF would be great with her teleporting around (but not taking the game seriously).

>>34108928
>GM
I've been playing too much Gundam as I immediately though of the base GM

>>34108853
>Oinkerland
Shot milk out of my nose, 10/10
>>34108665
Not big into giantesses, but going from 50x as tall as her to being 1/2 to 3/4 her size (prime amazon territory) sounds awesome

I do love that she can swap sizes at will. You go from a giant that teases her about stuffing her down your trousers all day to a tiny boy-toy just the right size to keep as a portable pussy-slave, preferably kept tied-up in her shoebox-turned-sex dungeon

>>34107160
need
berd
waif

>>34108970
>taking a cat nap in center field geddit
>glove teleporting around catching pop flys
>maximum seethe

>>34108665
>>34108738
That's still not how it works, fuck off /d/

>>34108928
Ittan-momen as one of the batters, please, (in)famous for her noodle-limp swings.

>>34108928
Dullahans and Cursed swords are hitters,
Manticores could be pitcher, although I thinking of a bubblegum-popping, bandaid-nosed tomboy--what monster would match that description?

>>34109055
gremlin

>>34109055
You rang?

>>34109055
Salamander

>>34109100
Fuck she's just so fine looking. I want to be her locker room toy.

>>34106734
>Heresy tier
Banana, tuna
FTFY

>>34109025
I bet tentacles are too /d/ for you too, silence

>>34109100
>>34109109
RARE giga-Manticore and Salamander, perfect. I forgot about Sally for a sec, but she's perfect for the tomboy spitfire softball pitcher 'You hit like a girl' archetype.

We got a werewolf on the team yet?

>Come home from work one day
>Hear horrific screaming
>There's a woman you've never seen before slowly sinking into the wall
>She sees you
>Sheer terror in her eyes and voice as she screams for help
>Your Shoggoth maid walks out of the wall right next to her, lightly stroking her face and leaning in close
>"Shhhh, don't bother master, he's had a long day."
>The strange woman quickly disappears the rest of the way into the wall, too fast for her to let out another scream
>Your maid turns to you and begins a curtsey before stopping for a moment and looking like an old CRT monitor as it degausses, continuing as if nothing happened afterwards
>"Master," she begins, "you really must be more careful about leaving those assorted knick knacks of yours where thieves can see them."

>>34109025
It’s just size difference fuck off

>>34109208
Is it legal for that Manticore to pitch using her tail-pussy? She calls it her spiral hell slickball, a little chuuni but it works.

>>34108928
GM/owner has gotta be a Vampire, Demon, or Lilim, some one with maximum haughtiness and the ability to bully/coerce obedience out of lesser Monsters and Human boys. Maybe a Pharoah too.

Coach is obv. (You)

>>34109208
wolf on third base, she could be a star but sometimes a man running past her triggers her predatory instincts.

>>34109222
>Shoggy that was my sister
>Yes
>Shoggy my sister isn't a thief
>Yes?
>Shoggy why did you absorb my sister
>Uncomfortable fidgeting

>>34109222
>thank Shogwife for being not only such a dutiful maid, but guardian of my home as well

>>34108928
>Designated Hitter is a Hatter for the pun.

>>34105997

New wife picture! How does your wife dress for the summer?

>>34106019
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=StHy-Ku-T4I

>>34109222
>Next your Shog maid introduces your new Maid-in-Training, the same redheaded human girl from before, her hair done up in a long ponytail, wearing a suspiciously slutty maid outfit (even by MGE standards), her face bright red and breathing heavily as she's introduced to you as "back-stairs maid, assistant scullion, and slutty wanton cum-dumpster"

Her eyes are a little unfocused as she manages to moan out:
>"P-p-please use me as m-much as you like , Master"

Shoggy gives you her customary goodby-have-a-good-day at work smooch and whispers that she found a way to discourage burglars AND give Master a son at the same time. Isn't Shoggy a resourceful maid?

>>34109365
Jogging shorts and a bra for the cheshire, despite the fact that she doesn't go running.
Tank top and regular shorts for the jinko.

>>34109340
Read through most of the manga, what would it take for Miia to just rape Kimihito already?

>>34109385
Gator and Croc girls are awesome, but I kinda want to be the giant strong chad getting a brushing from a nervous but professional Monstergirl.

>>34109365
in a white sundress for dates otherwise she is nude cause she a wurm

>>34105997

>>34108928
neat! Slime Catcher wife ready to clean up the shit wipes tryna steal with her janitor throw.
As for other positions, I could see a tanuki GM being a thing. Maybe a Rambunctious and angry red oni manager?

>>34109365
Needs a Wight edit. Want a Daisy Duke+Southern Pride bikini Wight gf to take mudding/airboating/horseback riding/shooting/fishing/barbecuing

>>34109208
Does destroying the salamander's pitching record by knocking every one of her pitches out of the park count for "defeating" and triggering her mating instincts?

Sorry Anon, but you have no choice but to be with this short-haired, flat-chested, tomboy Cheshire Cat. Time to spend some guy time with her instead of your dude friends! She’s both your bro and your gf at the same time!

>>34109475
Red Oni Manager on the opposing team, comprised entirely of high-tier athletic beastgirls. If your scrappy underdog team loses, you lose your bet and become the opposing teams waterboy/masseur/mascot/post-game chewtoy

>>34108928
Lich CF?

>>34109520
I mean, sure.
Hell, she can move in if it means I have someone to play regular 40k with regularly.

Alright, we have one more position for the MGC baseball squad to fill, if you want your waifu to be on the squad as a relief pitcher then speak now or forever hold your peace!
>SP - Dullahan (beans people with her head when upset)
>SP - Manticore (nose bandaid, bubble gum chewer, smug and would leglock your face for being too confident)
>C - Parasite Slime (large breasts)
>1B - Cursed Sword (obviously a great hitter)
>2B - Itten-momen (noodle armed but everyone loves how hard she trys)
>3B - Werewolf (predatory instincts kicking in when guys run past)
>SS - Wight (nice breasts, pretty face, skinny waist)
>LF - P'Orc (number 69 with a fat ass)
>CF - Cheshire (lazy and playful, used teleportation)
>RF - Greenworm (obviously)
>RP - Sally (throws straight heat, you hit like a girl type)
>RP - ?
>DH - Hatter (designated hatter, it's mandated in the mamono league rules)
>M - Anon/Red Oni (will flip coin)
>GM - Vampire/Lilim/Demon/Pharaoh/Wight/Nuki (Die roll)
Also I need some good suggestions for a team name or colors if you have any!

>>34109365
How is this somehow lewder than her wearing nothing at all?

>>34109506
Yes, but not if it's Dullhan-chan doing it because her Head is happily in my lap enjoying a fully-loaded Ball Park Hotdog and cool refreshing root beer, while Body is slamming every pitch into the stratosphere (because she's no longer distracted by the nervous horny internal monologue from her Head)

>>34109543
>post game chew toy
I'm going to attend every Ropurotto Sabbath loli league match from now on

>>34109222
give Shog a big kiss and an extra long night of love for her hard work

>>34109567
wurm, throws like a cannon, doesn't know most of the rules, is only there for the food.

>>34109586
She's squeezed into it, all packaged and presented, it's like she's daring you to get all tangled up in the cab of your truck...or the hay loft...or the restroom of a 7-11...or...

>>34109567
Team name is clearly Boy Stealers. They've got mamono of every size, species variety, what's not to like?

Rub ears.

>>34109520
well she's piledriver-ed me enough times when we did WWE on the sofa, it's about time I piledrive some babies into her womb

>>34109567
Lilimsburg Succubi or Port Ariel Sea Stones.

>>34109567
You can't go wrong with candy pink stripes on white. The uniform is a pleated skirt that's scandalously short, striped knee socks, and vertical pink stripes on white jersey. Baseball cap sometimes included.

>>34109546
Well I sure didn't see this one. For you friend, she can be a special defensive substitute. Any special traits?

>>34109627
>the rival team keeps distracting her with hotdogs and soft pretzels

>>34109627
>she's a relief pitcher only because she's too distracted by the concessions stand in the first 7 innings

>>34109714
Team name could be some city name Pink Sox.

>>34109716
Won't stop floating no matter what

>>34108928
What is the team name? And what do the jerseys look like? I’ll make a team to represent the thread in MLB The Show.

>>34109567
Second on Wurm (gotta have Wurmy!). Also, 'Nuki is best for GM, especially if she's a stern office-lady type that wears sausage-casing-tight pencil skirts and sprayed-on white blouses.

Red Oni coach is great if (You) are inserting as Water Boy. Maybe Assistant coach is good too, since they usually do the heavy lifting if Baseball is anything like Football.

Team name is touch, we want something scrappy and a bit humorous...

>Kenkou City Carats (cos every girl their is a diamond?)

>>34109567
Wonderland Rejects

>>34109738
Pussyville Pink Sox

>>34108928
1B- Oni
2B- Automaton
3B- Grizzly

>>34109520
>Go to a gentlemen's club to escape the monsters for one night
>Everyone is a monster dressed as a man.
This cheshire cat is only a small taste of what's to come with gender espionage, a new innovative tactic used by monsters to conquer kingdoms and rape their men.

>>34109763
Nah, the Pink Sox are a major-league team. We need something scrappy and underdogish.

>Look at Minor League team names

The Wahoos
Rough Riders
Bisons

Any of these could be lewdified VERY easily.

>>34109567
See
>>34109752

>>34109752
Some one mentioned colours being pink. Maybe pink strping and rockies purple base homes. White aways with pink striping. Base pink with purple or white striping.

>>34109678
More like, her pile-driving your dick. You can't win against Cheshire Cats.

>>34109627
>>34109732
Look up Rube Waddell and tell me he wouldn’t be a Wurm.

>>34109841
Pink with white striping is the way to go for sure. Just make sure the skirts are pleated and short.

>>34109836
>Rough Riders.
Sounds perfect. Monsters would for sure use it.

>>34109859
>pleated skirts
My brotha from anotha mamono

>>34109863
There's a joke somewhere about literally every minor league team being called the rough riders. It's so overdone.

>>34109850
>Rube Waddell
He would be a wurm for sure

>>34109896
I know what gets my dick hard and I demand all mamano dress that way.

>>34109520
My dreams are finally realized.

>>34109902
How about the Rosé Riders then?

>>34109825
>Go to your favorite sports bar to take in the KC Carats Vs. The Mateba ManRiders game
>The entire bar is filled with tomboy monsters in cutoffs, bare midriffs, high-top sneakers, backwards baseball caps, etc.
>End up with a slim petite wolf girl who got a bit confused and came as a scene girl, but she's got a cute pixie face and short hair so close enough
>Find a booth in the back she wiggles onto your lap while teasing you for being a Carats fan

>>34109859
>>34109896
>>34109923
But skirts aren’t meant for baseball! The girls are gonna hurt their legs when they slide!

>>34109859
>pleated skirts in baseball
There's a reason why they wear tall socks and those form-fitting pants. Because sliding on that rocky ground is not fun

Men should accept their place as a Creeping Coin's chair.

>>34109950
Are you trying to tell me they wouldn't enjoy the stares as the fabric of their clothes becomes ripped showing more and more skin?

>>34109950
Very true, practicality over beauty

Besides, they won't be wearing anything when the shower

>>34109938
Better, but maybe a little play on words. Rod Riders.

>>34108928
Baphomet manager, please.

>>34109992
>Too little/10, off to the sandlot for you

Not to detail, but I do not understand what is attractive about this

Baseball

Alright, this is them, the MGC BOY STEALERS
Kits: Candy pink stripes on white, pleated short skirt w/ striped knee socks, logo is a silhouette succubus riding a silhouette guy like a horse
SP - Dullahan (beans people with her head when upset)
SP - Manticore (nose bandaid, bubble gum chewer, smug and would leglock your face for being too confident)
C - Parasite Slime (large breasts, nun habit under cap)
1B - Cursed Sword (obviously a great hitter)
2B - Itten-momen (noodle armed but everyone loves how hard she trys)
3B - Werewolf (predatory instincts kicking in when guys run past)
SS - Wight (nice breasts, pretty face, skinny waist)
LF - P'Orc (number 69 with a fat ass)
CF - Cheshire (lazy and playful, used teleportation)
RF - Greenworm (obviously)
RP - Sally (throws straight heat, you hit like a girl type)
RP - Wurm (oblivous to the world around her, just wants concessions)
DH - Hatter (designated hatter, it's mandated in the mamono league rules)
Def Sub - Lich (floats in the air because she knows it makes non-floaters seethe)
M - Anon (green skin, ? for a face, the good stuff), assistant Nuki and Bapho
GM - Demon (business attire and very haughty expression)

>>34109958
Finally, a girl who enjoys STACKing Silver and Gold. Would Creeping Coins be into numismatics?

>>34110039
>my name and uniform got picked.
I'm suddenly incredibly invested in this team. I'm knocking up that Manticore.

>>34110035
>Too little
Which is why she is the team manager and not actually in the game.
>>34110039
or if this guy is calling the shots, assistant manager.

>Get your home completely monster proof
>Constructed strong enough to stop even the most determined of wurms from breaking through
>No sound can be heard from inside your home, protecting you from things like banshee wails
>Pay extra to get the walls of your home lined with a material that disrupts all magic and teleportation, including cheshire powers
>Filters in all your plumbing that would stop adventurous slimes from slipping through the pipes
>Through a weird cosmic loophole, the grounds of your home are both consecrated and cursed, preventing both demonic and angelic monsters from manifesting on your property
>They still manage to get in and wait for you in your bed at the end of the day
We just can't win, can we

>>34110039
Perfect! Time to invest and subsequently lose all my money in this trainwreck of a team.

>>34110039
I look forward to this.
And do MLB teams not have coaches?

>>34110115
The manager is the head coach and then you have base coaches on first and third base and pitching coaches in the bull pen

>>34110039
I'm betting if you tied food on her cap and put a ball in her hand, you would get perfect pitching

Hello everyone. I have a new chapter of my Pharaoh story. I hope you enjoy it.

https://pastebin.com/JVt16x2p

>>34110115
They call it a game manager, while general manager is the same thing as other sports

>>34110138
for the wurm i mean

>>34110039
God tier, thank you Greenworm Anon. I imagine the logo Succ looks like a mudflap girl silhouette
>>34110067
Cute Bapho Assistant manager sounds good. Haughty Demon Office lady GM sounds great, especially if she Actually isn't the hardass Anon thinks she is and just wants the team to have fun so long as they CRUSH her Mother's team, the Fishnets, which is the whole point behind her enchanti--I mean 'acquiring' the Boy Stealers for herself

>>34110136
Ah okay. Do the other coaches become the acting manager when the manager is ejected?

>>34110170
Usually, the hitting coach or one of the pitching coaches would take over to call plays

>>34110170
Yes. That’s what the bench coach is for.

>>34110039
>Alright, this is them, the MGC BOY STEALERS
>Kits: Candy pink stripes on white, pleated short skirt w/ striped knee socks, logo is a silhouette succubus riding a silhouette guy like a horse
I’m gonna have a hell of a time making this in MLB The Show.

>>34110158
>>34110195
Thank you for the info anons!

Synthetic automaton milk is just as good as regular holst milk

>>34110074
>He trusted his contractors

Bro, between the Demon Lawyer, the Gremlin Architect, the P'Orc General Contractor, and the Nuki Property Inspector, you should have known those 'security systems' wouldn't hold back a Titania high on pop-rocks. The Shinobi were onto you day 1, bro.

>>34110223
Would be neat to see though. Can you make custom logos though?

>>34110231
Hmm, how is it made?

>>34110231
Does she helplessly moo and cum over and over when I pin her ankles behind her ears and mating-press her?

>>34110246
Yes I can. It’s just gonna take a while to make that specific logo.

>>34109340
I'd been waiting for this, thanks crumble.

>>34110276
Ah well good luck then. Usually just prefer RTTS but maybe give this team a try for franchise.

>>34106533
>Extra Cheese
>Pepperoni
>Italian Sausage
>Salami
and
>fucking olives
but I'm pretty sure she gets those just so I won't eat any of her half

>>34110154
More pharaoh is always good

>>34106681
>Shoggy this isn't weed

>>34110039
Damn, just imagine the post-victory orgies.

Seeing the overwhelming number of fan favourite species in the thread i think once day of the portal happens Demons, Hellhounds, Manticores Dragons and the other high ranking/high power MG's are gonna outnumber all the less popular monsters in 1 generation (daughter count wise)
The Slugs and Greenworms never had a chance

>an order squad is fighting against a dark mage
>she suddenly removes her top and starts vigorously massaging her boobs and nipples
>The order squad is confused and amused (and aroused)
>they are not so amused when she starts shooting energy beams from her boobs
>groping her tits is how she activates and charges that attack

>>34110321
I’m gonna go bigger and represent the thread online in Diamond Dynasty mode. No promises of me making any tournaments because I’m not that great at the game.

>>34110039
This is going to be the antagonist team in your request, greenworm Anon.

Anubis regent is a much better than the pharaoh can she be our new pharaoh?

>>34110313
Dunno how I replied to the wrong post there >>34110154

>>34110594
Awfully treacherous words for someone within listening distance

>>34110736
I think pharaoh will be too busy to deal with her uppity retainers

>>34110074
You didn't put in any sentry guns with demon silver bullets in your house, that's your fault.

>>34110736
>Troublemaker anon has to kiss Pharoah's feet for a week in apology for trying to start a revolution, before being Commanded to serve Anubis Regent as her undying slave

>>34110789
Awfully arrogant words for someone in a milking position

>>34105997

>>34110154
>that cliffhanger
nice, kinda got Majima vibes for a second

>>34110789
>Ufufufu, we *regret* to announce that, due to being a slutty and wanton little thing, the former Pharaoh has Abdicated her throne to me, Keket, Mistress of the Night Wastes. I have found her a new role, something much more suited to her new...station in life, as an exotic dancer!

Her traitorous consort, the criminal Anon, is to be apprehended on sight and taken to the Palace Dungeon, where he is to answer for his crimes against Love and Honor, by attempting to take the throne, in direct opposition to my rightful claim of Regency, duly noted on this parchment, written out by the former Pharoah, in her suspiciously snakelike signature

Anon is sentenced to undeath and enthrallment, to serve as my undying stud-muffin servant until his crimes are repaid meaning never.

In other news, the Viper Pit Casino is pleased to announce a new act starting this Saturday! Farah Amet, former Pharoah, stars in "6 Nights of Paradise", a sensual soiree guaranteed to entice and excite! Please be sure to tip your dancer~~

>>34110736
Needs to trim those toenails

>>34110896
I love Pharoah, but I am helpless before such a large and imposing purple snake. Perhaps I can convince her to enslave us both together?

>34111011
Too cuckish

>>34111011
The apophis wouldn't force my wife to sensually dance naked for other men, would she?

>>34110736
>>34110789
>Ahaha, the bigwigs are bickering again
>Anyway no, the answer is not “man”

>>34111068
Uh, is it (Me)?

Starting your own kingdom and subduing both the pharaoh and apophis so that you can force them to listen to the Beach Boys on repeat until their minds break

I like terrified cute girls screaming. How can I bully my Kobold? Should I make her play scary video games then pretend to leave the room and hide to see the faces and sounds she makes?

>>34111090
You can keep the pharaoh but I'll take a grape and a dog

>Warrior Wight Pharoah who uses her fighting prowess and strategic planning skills to keep her small Desert Kingdom together
>Crushing HARD on the son of the Pharoah from 2 Oasises over because he likes to race chariots and sand-surf shirtless in the dunes near her capitol city
>Last time she saw him he even nodded and smiled at her

One of my favorite Pharoah pics, wish there was more Frank Frazetta-style art like this being made

>>34111121
Throw in the grapes older sister and you have a deal

>>34111254
>Grape-on-grape sibling rivalry
But
>Cuddled and coiled between 2 exhausted horny grapes gently stroking you as they fall asleep

>>34111270
With the way apophis are they would compete viciously for anons affection before marriage and mellow out into complete cuddlebugs when they both marry him. I'm a pharaoh fan but apophis are definitely in my top 5

>>34111231
got full image?

>>34111392
https://www.pixiv.net/en/artworks/13669388

>Heheh
>Hey, hero-kun. Did you know that you can slay monsters with your dick, I can teach you how to do it~

>>34111469
But Sieglinde! I'm saving my dick for you!

>>34111469
Do you mean like... bopping them on the head with it? Using my dick as a club?

>>34105997

>>34111469
yeah with my pp cannon
>hero pulls down his pants
>his dick is an actual goddamn 120 mm short-barreled Lvkan 4501
>to get it firing, he jerks it until it gets hard.
>it fires out holy cum rounds that instantly impregnates any monster that it hits with septuplets

>>34111568
Lol'd

Who is the most sexist monster?

>>34111469
> Did you know that you can slay monsters with your dick
>instructions unclear
>Hero attempts to bludgeon a monster with his friend, Richard

>>34111469
ok my dick is out and hard, now what do I do?

>>34111656
familiar

>>34111469
I'd get my valk checked out by the local order nuns to look for corruption if she started talking like this

>>34111697
instructions no understand
> impregnated every order nun and my valk in the church

>>34106734
>B tier: Everything else
Even mayonnaise?

>>34111716
it happens

>>34111656
Bicorn wants to put women in their place.

>>34107211
That's why harpies make good scouts! They're fast!

>>34107390
Anon used to be a firefighter in Chernobyl

>>34111656
wurms
spoil 'em well

The Winterstown Ice Hearts! They can only play away games since other teams can't play baseball in the snow

>Greila Sabbath doctors smoking cigarettes in their offices like it's the 1940s

What's a good mother's day gift for a vampire mom?

>>34111772
A bottle of wine blood in a casket shaped case

>>34111772
Biological or adopted mother?

>>34111772
Turk on a stick.

>>34111772
if adopted, your seed, if biological, your noble grandkids

Starting your own kingdom and marrying the youngest princess from a couple kingdoms over

>>34111804
nah, rather be a warlord that just mogs everyone

>>34111656
Amazon

>>34111772
That depends. Does she have a normal husband or a son (future husband)?

did you get into mgs because of femdom?

>>34107902
I'd like to think that the ghoul is a hybrid that can control the tentacles, and all those tendrils have the same properties as a ghoul's tongue thus creating a perfect instant-loss material for any unlucky man that came close to "rescue" her

You have angered the dragon. What do you do?
>A. Fight
>B. Run away
>C. Surrender
>D. Compliment her

>>34111879
Other way around.

>>34111879
Not directly, but I'm not complaining about it either.
Powerful women do have a certain charm.

>>34108044
Tentacles from the forest are extremely naughty.

human boys climax harder when they are raped

Do your irl friends know of your "particular tastes"?
During a truth or dare type thing i did with my university course mates when we were getting to know each other i said that i jerk it to snake women on a truth question and for a couple of weeks after that a couple of them spammed me snake images
I tought it a was pretty tame/common fetish considering some of the shit people do in real life but apparently for the normie/ non weeb population it sounds disgusting

>>34111904
E. fire my 20mm anti-dragon cock at face

>>34111943
>Do your irl friends know of your "particular tastes"?
i recommended monmusu quest to a friend and he stopped talking to me afterwards.

>>34110478
Well maybe at first, but I'm sure eventually they'll find somebody for them. While there may be some wildly popular species, other ones can show off their merit by doing new jobs and making a new name for themselves. Think Magus - he didn't originally really want a demon but she found a way into his heart I think things like that can happen across the demon realm once portals open.

>>34111904
Teleport back to the starting town and hide in the town hall.

>>34111879
That and because of how monsters act around men

>>34110478
You see anon these species are more powerful and thus much harder to impregnate even with non stop creampies, thus less popular monsters will be able to keep up

>>34111879
Yep. Stumbled on an image of a manticore many years ago on a gentle femdom board, found a couple stories, then discovered this place.

>>34111956
You should have seen that coming.

>>34108649
would hebi childhood friend let me out of the boiler room if I promise to take her out for a data to the aquarium?

>>34111879
a scene from an anime made me realize that i was into femdom,
ironically the scene was meant to be more funny and silly than anything but it still strangely aroused me.

>>34108672
She's pretending to be mad just so she can have a reason to pound your pelvis down

>>34112029
he onced admitted he wasn't into vore so i figured he would be into it.

>>34111904
genuflect, proffer tail massage

What if Demon, but Cyber?

>>34112085
then, why not use a beeg mino and strap a rocket launcher on her right arm and make it right

>>34111744
Ahhh, one of the liquidators. I'd love to discuss Chernobyl autism with an MG.

>>34111943
Most of my IRL friends lurk this thread, have played MGQ, have favorite girls, etc.

>>34111943
>>34111956
>Ever talking about monstergirls with people you know
Making your fetishes a part of your identity is for furries and troons. There's a reason people are disgusted by those groups

>>34105997

>>34111904
Call in the dragon slayer >>34111982

>>34109397
Shogs can do very many things. She can even make a shog earpiece so you can always talk with your wife at work!

>>34109427
for crab to stop pussying out and just start to the baby-raising arc already

>>34105997

>>34109845
I can if I use that catnip thingy

>>34112320
But then there has to be an end which means having to come up with a new idea for money.

>>34112374
Have fox girls become more mainstream than cat girls at this point?

>>34112279
is she trying to whisper lewd things in my ear during work because i don't want to hide an erection that starts to leak pre or half the day

https://archiveofourown.org/works/30500325

Jinko thing. Sorry I haven't been very active. I started like 5 other one-offs before finishing this one, and I still think the ending to this one is kinda bland.

Congratulations to Magus for finishing his story! In my opinion it's the best MGE work we've had. Good job man.

>>34112279
I read that as "very manly things" and now I want to see a ripped lumberjack shog.

>>34112579
Will read soon. Jinkos are my 3rd favorite behind Vamp Mosquito and Greenworm so I'll be sure to enjoy this.

>>34111120
Watch a horror movie together.
At night, tell her you need to go out to get something and leave her home alone.
Hire some kamaitachis to secretly "haunt" the house with noises and moving objects
Enjoy the scene through your secret cameras

>>34111120
>How can I bully my Kobold?
Easy. Tell her it’s bath time.

>>34111804
please dont do that unless you want horrible habsburgian bordergore

>>34110039
but why does she have the big booba?

>>34110154
>>34112579
>all this writing
Starting to have trouble keeping up with it all. Nice work gents.

what would you like to see in an MGE doujin?

>>34112722
loving after-sex cuddles

>>34112722
barometz maybe

>>34112722
Man meets monster then they fug, get married, move into a nice house, and have at least three kids in the first five years of their marriage

>>34112747
now that should be a fucking given in any of them

>>34112722
A hellhound raping a man.

>>34112722
I know I'll get shit for it, but daughteru dicking.

>>34112722
Some panels of happy married life after the sex scene.

Reminder that you can hydrate yourself with ghoul spit in the desert and it’s a common sight to see desert traders making out with ghouls in the middle of the day

>>34112722
kiki and shog shenanigans with a dense master

>>34112722
Memes

>>34112794
OY, who let a chesh on the net

>>34112786
This, with the addition of both being friendly rivals by day and sociopathic yanderes by night.

>>34112722
Monster girls.

>>34112774
I've been through the desert
Kissing a ghoul with no name
It felt good to be out of the rain
In the desert, you can remember your name
'Cause there ain't no one for to give you no pain

>>34112722
An incubus and his wife corrupting humans

>>34112706
Yeah it's fucking awesome to see so much. I have two pieces I'm releasing at the same time

>>34112722
Boy hungry pedo nuns

>>34112579
>more writing
>it's jinko
>it's good
We're truly blessed

>Lizardmen are disciplined soldiers.
>Salamanders are the hotblooded barbarians
Croc gals are obviously the big and muscled sadist raiders.

>>34112702
They're like little floaties that she can use to keep herself afloat in the water or something, or for fun personal use of course.
>take my greenworm to the waterpark
>she wants to go on the diving board
>tell her it's too dangerous because she can't swim all that well
>decides she's going to do it anyways
>jumps off the highest board while I was buying concessions for us
>see her fall into the water and get distressed when she isn't coming up
>call to the sahu lifeguard to help her
>sahu jumps in and rushes to the worm
>worm comes up just fine with her BOOBA floaties
>the flat chested sahu thinks that the two of us are some sort of pranksters making fun of her breast size
>doesn't help that my worm, who is typically the butt of the boob envy jokes, plays it up with a classic "OHOHOHO~"
>kicked out of the water park
>didn't even get my tiger's blood sno-cone from the concession stand I ordered
>worm offers to console me by letting me caress her floatie tiddies

>>34112579
Just finished it. Really really liked it. Is there a translation for what she says, or is it supposed to be left vague? inb4 it's something niche like Avatar Na'vi or something

>>34112914
Fucking amazing, It never gets explored all that much

>>34112579
Thanks for the reading material anon. Really liked the story and how comfy it felt while reading it.

>>34110039
>2b - Ittan-momen
I am now imagining her looking exactly like Nier's 2B.

>>34113063
well she certainly has the ass for it, I'll keep that in mind when I draw her

>>34113105
I don't have a reaction image that goes "wew" hard enough for this.

>>34112579
quite enjoyable

>>34112675
And use soap instead of shampoo like you're supposed to. That's sure to freak a doggo out.

>>34112179
>Making your fetishes a part of your identity is for furries and troons.
This. The only reason your friends should know is because some other lines have crossed, like you both discuss anime.

>>34113144
>doggo fine with bathtime
>doggo freaks out when you pull out the bar of soap
>"w-where's my oatmeal shampoo anon?"
>"NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO"
>"ARFARFARF GRRRRRRRR ARF NOOOOOOOOO ANON PLEASEEEEEE"

>>34112179
>Making your fetishes a part of your identity
Why not?

>>34112950
Thanks anon. And sorry, I kinda just made up the foreign language stuff.

>>34112579
Good stuff! I thought it ended well, can you spoil what monstergirls any of those other one-offs are going to be about, or do you want it to be a surprise?

>>34112579
Haven't finished yet. Healing is always good.

This thread is ass

>>34105997

>>34113166
Poor Kobold, now her hair's gonna get all frizzy. What will everyone think when he takes her for a walk and she just looks silly like that?

>>34113188
because no one wants to be standing around the water cooler and hear some tard talking about how much he loves eating ass and cum, and that he has a horse dildo getting delivered by UPS on the 9th

>>34113251
Think the next one might be an angel or valkyrie but don't hold me to that.