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>> No.34488058

I was too slow.

>> No.34488059
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34488059

Alright anons I'm curious
>Favorite monster
>Favorite position

>> No.34488074

>>34488059
Jinko, amazon position

>> No.34488082
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34488082

Lock your doors, barricade your windows, the yetis are on the hunt tonight

>> No.34488101

>>34488059
Night Gaunt. Grabbing her horns and throat fucking her before I transform and molest her entire body.

>> No.34488103
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34488103

wurm are best

>> No.34488119

>>34488059
Minotaur, reverse mating press.

>> No.34488124

>>34488059
wurm, doggystyle

>> No.34488149

>>34488059
bapho, sitting on my "lap"

>> No.34488163

>>34488059
>Cheshire
>Paizuri

>> No.34488173

>>34488059
>Automaton
>Femdom-style Deepthroat

>> No.34488185

anybody got good dialogue for tanuki yelling at me for doing art for free?

>> No.34488207

>>34488103
What's wrong with her lip?

>> No.34488214

>>34488185
"AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA"

>> No.34488222
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34488222

>>34488185
>"EXPOSURE" AND "PRACTICE" ARE NOT VALID PAYMENTS

>> No.34488227

>>34488207
artist did the old drool from mouth

>> No.34488228
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34488228

>>34488059
Vampire
Lotus while feeding

>> No.34488244

>>34488059
>Unagi Joro
>Oh God, Please Don't Let Me Slip

>> No.34488254

>>34488059
Wight, and kisses in my lap while she claws my back the fuck up.

>> No.34488257

>>34488082
Oh dear, sounds like the perfect night to sit near a fire with a cup of hot chocolate and shiver in fear!

>> No.34488260

>>34488059
Jinko/Cheshire
Reverse cowgirl/mating press

>> No.34488269

>>34488173
>Mouth literally sucks like a vacuum

>> No.34488275

>>34488082
what a horrible day for a curse

>> No.34488279
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34488279

>>34488041

>> No.34488304

>>34488279
I LOVE IT

>> No.34488316

>>34488059
Troll and mating press

>> No.34488321

>>34488124
how?

>> No.34488335

>>34488321
ya want pic, m8?

>> No.34488338

>>34488185
Look at any photograph or work of art. If you could duplicate exactly the first tiny dot of color, and then the next and the next, you would end with a perfect copy of the whole, indistinguishable from the original in every way, including the so-called "moral value" of the art itself. Nothing can transcend its smallest elements.

>> No.34488354
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34488354

Hey anyon
It's so sad steve jobs died of sugma, no?

>> No.34488364
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34488364

>>34488354
who is steve jobs?

>> No.34488367

>>34488354
who's steve jobs?

>> No.34488370

>>34488354
hey, chesh, lick my taint

>> No.34488381

>>34488354
Who's steve jobs?

>> No.34488386
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34488386

>>34487580
Yes

>> No.34488393

>>34488354
He died of Ligma you dumb purple cat

>> No.34488405

>>34488386
Its not cheating if its the same girl

>> No.34488429
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34488429

>>34488405
ummmmm

>> No.34488443

>>34488429
>i can't believe he cheated on me! With ME of all people!

>> No.34488463

>>34488405
man WHORE, YOU AUGHT TO GET GANGBANGED BY ALL THE MONSTER GIRLS, AND I MEAN ALL OF THEM

>> No.34488469

>>34488354
What is cheshire going to do when Anon finally gets fed up with her cruel teasing and decides to moves away?

>> No.34488472
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34488472

Lick Lilim Lips

>> No.34488482

>>34488429
Simple.
You just need to impregnate her.
All of her.

>>34488463
Oh no....how horrible....

>> No.34488484

>>34488472
sounds like a fun way to be her personal kissing slave for eternity

>> No.34488488

>>34488472
go kiss dirt

>> No.34488500
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34488500

>Didn't realize the other one wasn't the thread, my bad
This is the 10th member of the MGC Boy Stealers, our 3rd baseman Roxanne. She's a werewolf, and as such, she brings the physical aspects of the species to her game. She has incredibly fast reaction time and great instincts, which allows her to stop most runs from ever getting batted in. She even won the Demon Realm Series MVP award last season for her performance in the final game to clinch the victory for MGC. As a bead of sweat from a guy rounding third hit her nose, she went full feral and pounced with lightning fast speed, preventing the tying run and saving the game in the bottom of the 9th! As for what happened afterwards... well there was a bit of controversy. The crowd, seeing her go full primal and tear the guys clothes off to have her way with him, also went into a frenzy, making the post game just one massive orgy in the stadium. While many great relationships were made, she clearly made light of the "please, if you're going to rape the cute guy you see, do it in a CIVILIZED manner" message before every game. Regardless, she's considered one of the more BASED members of the squad by the greater fandom community.
>Fun fact: She's happily married now to the guy she pounced on, who's now retired to take care of the massive litter they produced

>> No.34488507
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34488507

>>34488469
No matter where you go you can't escape a Cheshire. Not that it wouldn't unsmug her and hurt her if you did it though.

>> No.34488515

>>34488482
>he doesn't know...

>> No.34488525

>>34488472
Lims can be defeated by grabbing their cheeks and pulling them in for a kiss. Remember to do it in front of as many of her generals as possible for maximum embarrassment factor.

>> No.34488534

>>34488500
nice

>> No.34488555
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34488555

>>34488469
Smoke with her Wonderworm friend asking for advice why Anon hasn't fallen for her yet.

>> No.34488560

>>34488515
Which one.
That Atlante wants kids?
Lots of kids?

>> No.34488576

>>34488560
all the monster girls, ya don't know 'em

>> No.34488578
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34488578

>>34488041

>> No.34488620
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34488620

Self-jealousy is hot

>> No.34488627

what does an irate kiki say to a roomba?

>> No.34488628

>>34488576
True, it does mean I have to do the siths.

>> No.34488642

>>34488578
>fin hands
I don't know why, but these are way hotter than normal human hands.

>> No.34488658

>>34488627
arf arf

>> No.34488668

>>34488041
I feel like her face could have been drawn better.

>> No.34488714

i got room for drawing two more funny mg pics, and I mean make me die laughing type

>> No.34488733

>>34488714
>make me die laughing type
phantom doing stand up comedy poorly

>> No.34488748

>>34488668
Its just like that mostly because the actual image that its in is a massive fucking crossover image

>> No.34488767

>>34488041
Saya isn't really a monstergirl though.

>> No.34488778

>>34488620
Lizs are for lewding, be they doragons or vampires

>> No.34488781
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34488781

>>>34487357
>Nick yourself while shaving
>Demon forces you to stay inside the entire day so she can fuss over you

>> No.34488797
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34488797

I want to be captured and fight in Selene's arena!

>> No.34488829

>>34488797
just use b hoppin and snipe to pwn all melee monster and reflect for magic users

>> No.34488834

>>34488059
>haremfag
>doggy/prone bone/cowgirl

>> No.34488846

>>34488829
That is some poor sportsmanship
Hope someone kicks you out

>> No.34488853

>>34488041
Saya is just a monster.

>> No.34488871

>>34488846
no, ya boomer, its little something called tactics. something you wouldn't know

>> No.34488904
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34488904

>>34488041

>> No.34488941

>>34488829
Anon, you tried it last thread.
Typing like a child doesn't make repeating it worth it.

>> No.34488968
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34488968

>>34488846
WRONG!
Don't you see? somebody bringing a gun to a sword fight allows for scenes like the rifleman in soul calibur
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8z2RzEXJSCY
I think it would be a crowd pleaser to do it at least once

>> No.34489014

>>34488968
All I'm gonna say is if I fall through the portals, one of the first things I'm gonna do is find out the extent of firearms in the world, because god damn I would love to be a gunslinger adventurer

>> No.34489015

>>34488941
Yeah, what's up with the increase in people spamming these low-effort post "themes" recently?
>i b hop away
>i dig away
Is it just bait? The posts are barely related to monstergirls.

>> No.34489036

>>34488797
throw a shiny coin for bird opponents, convince lizardmen to beat themselves up cause if they cannot best themselves then how can they defeat me., and other things like that

>> No.34489076

>>34488500
Literally our girl.

>> No.34489143

>>34488871
>>34488968
I still think bringing guns to a fighting arena is stupid

>> No.34489156

>>34489076
>mogs the other girls in the rape dept
>dabs on the media by doing whatever she wants
>doesn't wear shoes because shoes are for squares
>makes tons of kids, doesn't care if it hampers her ability to play
>called the commissioner a fag on Clitter
Yeah, I'm thinking she's /ourgirl/

>> No.34489189

BUNGER

>> No.34489214

Everyone always wants to know werewolf, but they never ask howwolf...

>> No.34489246

>>34488534
You're nice anon, thanks for the nice on all 11 of them without fail so far, I appreciate it.

>> No.34489251

>>34488500
I'll be honest, friend, I doubted. I didn't think you'd make it this far and do the entire baseball team, but you're getting damn close to the end. I will never doubt you again, and I will consider Greenworms.

>> No.34489265

>>34489214
It's hip to be squarewolf

>> No.34489271

>>34489246
you're welcome, m8

>> No.34489283

>>34489214
thats good and all but they never ask whywolf

>> No.34489289

>>34489265
You have a kobold? A little chow, or something?

>> No.34489299

>>34489251
It's fun for me because I get to make up lore and character traits for these players, although I don't know what I'll ever do with it haha. I still have some of the hardest ones to make however

>> No.34489312

>>34489251
>inb4 never makes one again

>> No.34489340

>>34489299
whats left?

>> No.34489343

>>34489299
Who's left?

>> No.34489391

>>34489340
>>34489343
Dullahan, Ittan-Momen, Hatter, Wurm, and the 3-in-one lolicon special of Coach Anon with his assistants Nuki and Bapho

>> No.34489427

These threads are going faster lately, feels like a little less than a day per thread now.

>> No.34489447

>>34489427
Apparently there was a monster girl thread on /a/ recently they posted Shiki Succubus and people started getting interested in mg games

>> No.34489457

>>34489427
vtubers and the newhus have brought a lot more traffic to the board so more threads are being made, but it's still discussions at the same pace typically, so some threads will last forever and get bumped by like 2-3 people, i.e. when our thread autosages the stuff below it is getting bumped out more often than it used to

>> No.34489486

>>34489391
Also forgot to mention but I still need to update the lore file for them and just haven't gotten around to it, so I think I've only gotten as far as the Wight there

>> No.34489489

>trying to convince Cheshire gf to snort a line of crushed mentos after drinking a litre of coke
>then sucking my dick.
>call it the hurricane express
odds of success bros?

>> No.34489495

>>34488059
>Selkie
>Missionary/Spooning

>> No.34489508

>>34489489
you are not bright

>> No.34489518

>>34489489
Better yet crush up the mentos and get your dick wet with her spit, then have her down a bottle of diet coke. Then dip your dick in the crushed mentos and stick it back in her mouth full of soda. Call it Extreme Fun Dip.

>> No.34489528

>>34488059
Holstaur
Cowgirl

>> No.34489540

Lilims will rape you to death

>> No.34489541

>>34488059
>Greenworm
>Leglock handholding missionary with eye contact and occasional deep kisisng for the sake of procreation
Yeah, I don't know either but that's just how it is.

>> No.34489547

>>34489457
it's crazy thinking back to how long these threads used to stay on the board for. 3-4 days wasn't unusual which was why they were always over 1k posts

>> No.34489552

>>34489540
wtf I love Lilims now

>> No.34489553

>>34489518
they'll call pukey cock, if you attempt that

>> No.34489558

>>34488059
Bapho, handholding cowgirl

>> No.34489573

>>34488797
Selene needs to know she'll never get her dream fight.

>> No.34489586

>>34488059
Wight, prone bone.

>> No.34489590

>>34488781
>nick yourself while shaving
>demon appears out of thin air
>oh boy not her again
>asks you if you want to sign a blood contract
>finish her sentence for her because you know what she's going to say

>> No.34489596

>>34488059
thunderbird and handjob

>> No.34489667

>>34489596
thunderbird featherjob sounds heavenly

>> No.34489668

>>34488733
Nice

>> No.34489684

>>34489547
I think that there are also more new people coming in an out, we hit autosage really fast nowadays it feels

>> No.34489688
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34489688

>>34488059
bapho/demon/inari lolibaba
cowgirl with shit eating grin

>> No.34489704
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34489704

>>34489667
I didn't think this through
harpies should be able to use claw like hands like in this pic though

>> No.34489715

>>34489704
those thighs look finger lickin good

>> No.34489736

>>34489704
I'm going to give her a big ass hicky on that beauty mark

>> No.34489748

>>34489547
>>34489684
I think the thread has adapted over time to be faster so that there can be more posts after autosage. That or we really have got more regulars now. I miss the long, slower threads. I struggle to keep up with them now.

>> No.34489751

>>34489143
Your mom is stupid

>> No.34489761

Bydo-chan a tsundere!

>> No.34489770
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34489770

>>34489704
mgs in office clothes really get me going

>> No.34489775

>>34489736
which one?

>> No.34489787

>>34489704
I like her hands. They're like salamander or dragon hands, but also a little like her feet which are also a little closer to human hands.

>> No.34489794

>>34489775
Both but especially on her neck. I want to see her struggling to cover it up to prevent embarrassment in the office

>> No.34489812

>>34489596
>>34489704
MGE harpies canonically have claws on their wings to hold things, but you can only see them on Gandharva.

>> No.34489849

>>34488059
dragon zombie
lotus/amazon/cowgirl

>> No.34489851

>>34489812
I wouldn't want a clawjob though. Not only does that sound dangerous and scary, but also a soft human hand firmly gripping a shaft and mercilessly jerking it is erotic in itself, which claws wouldn't be.

>> No.34489885
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34489885

>>34488059
Rata
Anal cowgirl

>> No.34489887

>>34489851
You can never be hurt or killed by sex with a monster.
>Monsters are always in a state where they're draped in demonic energy. This demonic energy that is released is used by them unconsciously for various purposes. When they have sex with a man, the energy serves to protect the man's body. No matter how roughly and how long they have sex, the man's body never enters an abnormal state worse than fatigue, and he can never die due to sex. It also ensures that the man won't be harmed by the monster's horns, scales, etc. If the man touches the tip of a pointed horn or scale, the demonic energy covering the horn or scale gently pushes him back with a feeling like the touch of soft skin.

>> No.34489901

>>34489812
It's essentially a dewclaw since modern birds don't typically have them.

>> No.34489903

>>34489887
My second point was that even if it was safe it's still not erotic like a human hand would be.

>> No.34489916
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34489916

Help I got raped by an oni but got separated from her by a dorome landslide I never even got her name how will I find her?

>> No.34489915
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34489915

>>34488367
>>34488381
>>34488364
>"Sugma titties, kehehehehe!"

>> No.34489924

>>34489915
That's it.
I'm getting the spray bottle.

>> No.34489925
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34489925

>>34488082
They're coming right after their poetry session finishes up

>> No.34489926
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34489926

>>34488041

>> No.34489935

>>34489916
ask for eros guidance, you will find your beloved

>> No.34489950

>>34489915
You waited 2 fucking hours to make a sugma joke. Where's my spray bottle.

>> No.34489951

Fuck Deathclaws

>> No.34489972 [DELETED] 
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34489972

Wisp fag here

The answer is always spooning

>> No.34489980

>>34489972
MADOKA WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU DOING THIS IS A BLUE BOARD

>> No.34489991

>>34489972
You can't post that on an Order image board!

>> No.34489993

>>34489951
why?

>> No.34490002
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34490002

>>34489980
I had to do it to em

>> No.34490016

>>34489972
>I missed whatever this was
SON OF A BITCH

>> No.34490037

>>34490016
why die, when you can lie

>> No.34490044

>>34490016
go to warosu, it'll be on there even if deleted

>> No.34490056
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34490056

>>34490016
The answer is always spooning

https://files.catbox.moe/1td1cb.jpg

>> No.34490102

i wonder how red the BEEG monster girl that stalks the outer walls would get if I went up to her and hugged her

>> No.34490123

We need more bipedal hooved girls.

>> No.34490126

>>34490102
Depends on what you say. Do you proclaim your love on the top of your lungs or mutter out a "h-hey I think you-you're pretty"

>> No.34490129
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34490129

>>34488059
Hellhound
Doggystyle

>> No.34490140
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34490140

How proud would Lich mom be when she finds her son's zombie onahole/body pillow/girl friend

>> No.34490147

>>34489916
>dorome landslide
enjoy your mud hugs until the red oni comes to you

>> No.34490152

>>34490140
upset that he went off and found his own zombies rather than asking for the ones she made

>> No.34490165

>>34490152
I meant it in raising his own zombie not finding some random one shambling near an alleyway and just napping her

>> No.34490172

>>34490152
>Why not use your mother's Zombies?
>I made them with my love, literally!

>> No.34490177
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34490177

>>34488059
Sandworm
Missionary

>> No.34490182

>>34490172
>Moooom, ew!

>> No.34490184

>>34490129
How could anyone focus on sex with that fluffy tail in their face?

>> No.34490188

>>34488059
>Shirohebi
>idk if there's a specific name for it, but getting tied to the bed

>> No.34490191

>>34490165
Same thing, she'd be upset that he's been using these poorly closet-produced zombies when he's been telling her no when she asks if she wants one of momma's top shelf products

>> No.34490205
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34490205

>>34490184
You can have both with reverse cowgirl!

>> No.34490215
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34490215

>>34488059
>Manticore
>I'm laying on her face up while she pumps me with her tailpussy and hugs me with her big meaty claws
hhhnnnngg

>> No.34490232

>>34490215
In that position I would do my best to muster a cheeky grin and pull on the little string between her bikini

>> No.34490252

>>34489541
>>34490177
what did they mean by this?

>> No.34490268

>>34490184
That's exactly the point of it, a tail that fluffy is used as reversal deterrent to keep you at her mercy

>> No.34490291

How do I mess with a Cheshire?

>> No.34490299

>>34488059
Karakasa-Obake
Confined, close, face to face laying down position or lotus

>> No.34490320

>>34490299
now, thats a name that is rare

>> No.34490344

>>34490291
Make her doubt whether you actually find her shenanigans funny or you're emotionally hurt by her words and actions and you choose to hide this because you're scared of the potential reaction.

>> No.34490347

>>34490320
Suprise!
I switch favorites a lot though.

>> No.34490428

>>34490056
X-ray is nice, wish there was more with that.

>> No.34490450

I need your most ridiculous monster girl hentai premise

>> No.34490470

>>34488173
>anon, property of retired warbot D53-965-A

>> No.34490471

>>34490450
Four childhood MGE friends go on a quest to capture their mutual love interest, the Human King.

>> No.34490480

>>34490450
Shog using her tendrils as bungee jumping cords full eagle going up and down 50+ feet in the air descending and rising off mastah's cock

>> No.34490481

>>34490450
Dude buys a sex doll, and monster mana turns it into haunted doll with extensive knowledge of all his fetishes.

>> No.34490485

How do you explain to your Kikimora daughter what you're doing when she walks into the dining room to do some cleaning and you're railing her mother in the ass on the dinner table?

>> No.34490493

>>34490485
Just cleaning momma's pipes that's all

>> No.34490499

>>34490485
wrong hole but this is how you were made

>> No.34490516

>>34489887
Damn, so all that big talk of crushing my pelvis was a lie?

>> No.34490520

>>34490485
Put her on the dinner table beside her mom and shuffle over to personally show her.

>> No.34490574

Should I trust young foxes or should trust the older ones?

>> No.34490618

What about a Hellhound?

>> No.34490623
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34490623

>>34490574
Old foxes!

>> No.34490627

>>34490618
overrated and basic bitch taste

>> No.34490633

>>34489495
>Selkiefag
>In this thread
Fake motherfucking news nobody likes Selkies

>> No.34490642

>>34490623
I think, I should. They seem much wiser and smarter than the young ones

>> No.34490646
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34490646

>>34488059
>Kraken
>Lotus

>> No.34490651

>>34490450
This >>34490471 but their journey across the lands causes various terrible events and chaos that ends with the world shattering, literally.

>> No.34490652
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34490652

Angels, cupids, or houri?

>> No.34490655

Teach your daughter that feeling like raping a boy or a man is completely healthy and ethical by monster standards

>> No.34490664

>>34490633
I like selkies. Just not as much as other girls. They're definitely high tier.

>> No.34490665

>>34490623
is it going to be like those hentais where old men rape young sexy anime girls and steal their virginities and then the girls admit that old men took their viriginites, only except the genders are swapped?

>> No.34490673

>>34488059
bapho, vampire or cat
69

>> No.34490688
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34490688

reposting taste for those who haven't seen

>> No.34490692

>>34490664
No I mean nobody fucking waifus them. That I know of.

>> No.34490701

>>34490688
I'm surprised that the appreciator of worms has serpentine monsters below stuff like tentacle and greenworm of all things

>> No.34490715
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34490715

>>34490574
Older ones (that actually appear as such) have nothing to hide.
Dangerous? Sure, but you know exactly what you're getting into.

>> No.34490720
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34490720

>>34490688
I can't stand the sorter, I do far better with the tier makers.

>> No.34490730

>>34490720
link

>> No.34490731

>>34490720
The girls in the no tier are alright, give them a try! Pandemonium isn't that bad! In fact it's pretty fun!

>> No.34490741
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34490741

>>34488059
>Dragon
>Amazon position
followed by wing cuddling and claw-holding

>> No.34490744

>>34490720
>he didn't consider Greenworms

>> No.34490745

>>34490720
I can't stand the tier maker, cause it makes my head swim with which girl goes where. Just am very lazy

>> No.34490753

>>34490450
Anon is cursed with the Curse of the Harem King, but since he is loyal to his dragon waifu, he decides to break the curse by having sex with his waifu cosplaying as other mamono instead of acquiring a harem like the curse intended. It actually works, despite his wife being none too pleased in cosplaying other races

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34490758

>>34490623
You're doing old foxes a disservice with this edit.
>>34490450
The typical loser fucks a succ hentai, but roles swapped. Very attractive, busty succubus dripping with sex appeal is portrayed as an unfuckable loser who got unnaturally lucky going to bed with some unremarkable-at-best dude who blows her mind with the dicking he gives her.

>> No.34490760

>>34490730
https://tiermaker.com/create/monster-girl-encyclopedia-tier-list-74574

>> No.34490778

>>34490760
thanks

>> No.34490785

>>34490731
Pandemonium, and the Fallen God's church in general, is the exact opposite of what I'm after in a relationship.
If anything my waifu and I would be Eros followers.

>>34490744
Sorry mate but they just do not do anything for me.
Sleeping-bag bod isn't exactly my thing.

>> No.34490794

>>34490744
yes yes it's a funny meme but you do not have to post it every time someone puts greenworm in a low tier in a list based on personal taste

>> No.34490812

>>34488500
Holy fuck based.

>> No.34490833
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34490833

Around elves never relax! even if they look prim and proper

>> No.34490836

>>34490665
I need this to happen to me, where do I go?

>> No.34490847

>>34490812
What about it do you like so much

>> No.34490854

>>34490847
She is a chad lady. Gives no shits and takes what she wants.

>> No.34490865

>>34490833
You mean "Around elves watch yourselves"

>> No.34490904

what would you shitpost about on 4monster?

>> No.34490905

>>34490854
Imagine the "AWOOOOOOOOO"s she lets out mid game to throw the other team off

>> No.34490914

>>34490904
I'd bully MGs saying none of them will ever get husbands as long as they continue to live on the internet.

>> No.34490925

>>34490904
Posting empty egg cartons.

>> No.34490929

How would you feel if KC made a new monster made for those who are into gmilfs?

>> No.34490942

>>34490904
Posting rate my cock threads

>> No.34490946

>>34490929
I would be quite happy actually. Sounds like it could have potential if done correctly.

>> No.34490948

>>34490904
Pretend to be a cringy monster nerd roleplaying a human man.
>>34490929
If it's like the fox that was posted above, more than fine.

>> No.34490955

>>34490833
I think an elf wants to suck my dick.

>> No.34490975

>>34488059

Cheshire and cowgirl position.

>> No.34490976

>>34490904
would post my cock in a hole dug into the ground

>> No.34490988

>>34490904
I'd sign into a VPN, then sign into another VPN using the first VPN, then post a bunch of dick pics.

>> No.34491024

>>34490833
What's the worst that could happen?

>> No.34491031

>>34490904
would go into their version of /k/ and says gun are better than swords and magic and watch the tears follow

>> No.34491042

>>34490904
I would get ocelomehs, amazons, and dark elves to send me pictures of them holding signs like 'Anon's loving wife' or 'I <3 handholding' and then use those pictures to blackmail them.

>> No.34491071

>>34490715
But what about a young fox who makes herself appear old?

>> No.34491072
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34491072

>>34490720

I made one of these a few weeks ago but I forgot. Had to resize it for file limit.

>> No.34491091

>>34491072
>Saying no to cursed swords
But why?

>> No.34491109

>>34491091

Because when I made this I forgot about mamaobama mana

>> No.34491119

>>34490904
post my hand and say none of you will put a ring on my finger or write that human boys like x species the best

>> No.34491129

>>34491072
nice

>> No.34491137
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34491137

>>34490904
I would shitpost that not a single user of 4monster could get me to marry them, then instaloss to the fluffiest mofu.

>> No.34491161

>>34491137
what is pic man

>> No.34491194

>>34490904
Being exceptionally rude to wights and other claw happy species, any smug ones who claim they'd rape the fuck out of me if they found me get pics of my already clawed up back. Keep posting on 4monster, you won't do shit worse than I already get!

>> No.34491203

>>34491072
The pharaoh is fucking LIVID with your ranking. Expect a visit from the royal guard soon.

>> No.34491223

>>34490904
post wurms and say i like wurms and post erect dick as well

>> No.34491271

>>34491072
Diverse group of girls in every tier it seems. The I like you a lot tier alone has just about a little bit of everything. Are you into harems?

>> No.34491325

>>34491271

Not really. I just like a lot of different things, I guess. Even opposing traits.

>> No.34491365
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34491365

>Shit posting on 4monster by posting your monster girl tier list
>S tier just says human girls
>A tier is empty
>B tier is empty
>C tier is empty
>D tier is empty
>E tier is empty
>F tier is empty
>Trash tier has every single monster in it

>> No.34491385

>>34491365

I like to imagine hex maniacs are basically monsters on the inside.

>> No.34491389
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34491389

>>34491365
It's not wrong

>> No.34491390

>>34491365
i find it too much of a coincidence that hex maniac second design was released a little after watamote aired.

>> No.34491442

>>34491385
i love her look

>> No.34491471

what is better than getting a breatfeeding blowjob from your monster wife?

>> No.34491491
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34491491

>>34490720
Haha time to out myself unintentionally and show questionable tastes at best.

>> No.34491514

>>34491325
I like the appreciation of multiple tastes. Sometimes you just feel like the dom of the Ushi Oni and sometimes you feel like the cute of the Greenworm.

>> No.34491521

>>>/a/221261458

>> No.34491571

>>34491390

She was an inspiration for it, to be sure. I prefer Hex's design though.

>>34491514

Yeah, I think it would be pretty easy for me to fall in love with someone, but once I did I'd be unflinchingly loyal. I just want someone who'd reciprocate those feelings.

>> No.34491574
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34491574

>Demon Lord Lilith and her Hero Husband currently have a misadventure today as they have been surprisingly caught in the grasp of a sentient and "evil" (or morally ambiguous) Tentacle Forest.
>"Babe, what is that!?" The Hero Husband exclaims
>"I dunno dear. I thought all the tentacle plants have been... Disciplined. They shouldn't act like this! But I know this one has a mind." Lilith then loudly asks. "You! What- or WHO are you!? As your Demon Lord, I demand to know who you are and how dare you physically man handle your Lord and her husband like this!"
>The Tentacle Mass scarily replies. "I? I am a monument to all your sins."
>The sentient tentacle Mass tightens its grip and to the surprise of Lilith and the husband they see the tentacle Mass holding onto a Warhammer Fantasy Brettonia looking Grail Knight, a Paladin if old Lescatie. As the Lescatie Paladin is brought near the sight of the Demon Lord and the Hero Husband.
>"The Demon Lord! And the Traitor Hero!!! So my questhas finally brought me to you foul beings! Only to still be in the grasps of this- THING." The Lescatie Paladin says with his cartoony Frenchie accent.
>"Relax friend, we're not your enemies. And you, I and my wife don't want to piss this thing off." The Hero Husband says.
>Then the tentacle Mass examines Lilith and the Hero Husband. "These are of Sheer Mana, power and ambition. But have their minds made up with love for all..." Then the Tentacle Mass examines the Lescatie Paladin. "Mmmmm. And this one is but flesh and faith. Thus is the more deluded." The Tentacle Mass says in an almost mocking manner.
>Kill me or release me, monster! But do not waste Le time with talk. If I am to die today, at ze very least. I die with honor that I have made it to ze Royal Makai dis far. Le Chief God watches over me!"
>The Tentacle Mass talks back. "There is much talk. And I have listened, through rock and metal and time. Now I shall talk. And you all shall listen!"

>> No.34491577

>>34491491
How do you decide between not interested and would friend?

>> No.34491580
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34491580

>>34491385
She's basically the MGE dark mage

>> No.34491603

>>34491577
The same way I decide which people I can see myself getting along with and which ones I don't.

>> No.34491609
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34491609

Finally got a commission for my Bapho waifu and really happy with the result

>> No.34491612
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34491612

>>34491491
>selkie

>> No.34491613

>oh look the /tg/ guy posted his tentacle forest greentext again
>oh wow monument of your sins such a cool line so deep and interesting

>> No.34491629

>>34491031
Probably wouldn't get any attention as the entire board is permaseething over a single shitposting kiki.

>> No.34491630

>>34491609
I wanna marry your wife, dude.

>> No.34491631

>>34491609
Cute goat! Wife good!

>> No.34491635

>>34491603
Why wouldn't you friend a Houri, Ghost, or Soldier Beetle?

>> No.34491645
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34491645

>>34491609
Very nice

>> No.34491650

>>34491635
I don't particularly care for them, simple as.

>> No.34491653

>>34491609
very prim and proper, she's cute

>> No.34491655

>>34491609
I like your gote,g

>> No.34491658

>>34491609
Good choice/taste with her not being a toddler.

>> No.34491668

>>34491609
There're two glaring flaws in the drawing itself, but I won't tell you what they are as to not ruin for you

>> No.34491674

>>34491609
Cute wife
The way her horns and hair look she kinda reminds me of Kiyohime

>> No.34491695

>>34491491
>sidhe top 5
you wouldn't

>> No.34491717

>>34491668
why did you even post this then

>> No.34491738

>>34489748
One of the nice things about the longer threads was that it took time for some chains of posts and greentexts to get going and now it feels like there isn't time. There have been a few neat concurrent posts that feel as though they've been cut off early by 500-600 thread archival. It always feels forced to try and link across threads to keep stories going too

>> No.34491744
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34491744

>>34491695
Leanen Sidhe is legitimately one of my favorite monsters, even in folklore, though. Redcurrant is also cute as a button.

>> No.34491746

>>34491717
Because he's baiting.

>> No.34491760

>>34491609
Good drawing.
Too bad baphos are worst girl

>> No.34491963
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34491963

>>34490904
Wait for a thread where a monster is getting bullied for not having a boyfriend then post
>I'll be your boyfriend, here post a burner email
And send her my address with my own burner email

>> No.34491994

>>34491609
Glad to see another Baphofag. What's her name? She's really cute.

>> No.34492007
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34492007

Who ordered the chesh seinfeld special?

>> No.34492053
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34492053

>>34491491
>Medusa
I'm glad she's getting some love, they aren't one of the most neglected monsters but there are so many top tier lamia species that they tend to get overshadowed

>> No.34492075 [DELETED] 

>>34491963
You deserved to be pelted with lead arrows by an entire squad of cupids

>> No.34492127

>>34492007
At least she would be funnier than seinfeld, goofy cheshire

>> No.34492178

>>34491994
Her name's Liselotte

>> No.34492187

>>34492075
>You deserve to be punished by the love God for offering someone love
Wrong post?

>> No.34492191
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34492191

>>34491365
>>34491385
wtf

>> No.34492239

>>34491609
it must be nice to be happy

>> No.34492247

>>34492187
never mind I misunderstood the post.

>> No.34492266

>>34490904
I'd imply being a human male just to get dozens of (You)s telling me to post cock or gtfo

>> No.34492280

https://twitter.com/ApplezAndMelon/status/1378304600369885186/photo/3

>> No.34492306

>>34492266
That sounds awesome

>> No.34492319

>>34490904
draw a lot of what they want to see, and on the final drawing, draw myself instead and write a letter on each drawing that all add to say you will die virgins and will only have your right hand as your lover

>> No.34492344

>>34492187
>You deserve to be punished by the love God for offering someone love
I know I do.

>> No.34492349

>>34492266
>posts a picture of rooster

>> No.34492371

>>34492007
Holy shit that was me! Lilims BTFO! They'll never recover from this.

>> No.34492393

>>34489547
How would a Cheshire comfort her husband if she ever went cut a little too personal with her jokes?

>> No.34492399

>>34491963
>offer a virtual hug
>get a (-o.o)- response
cute

>> No.34492402

>>34492266
>post revolver in the cocked postion

>> No.34492415
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34492415

>>34492247
Sending false reports to L.O.V.E. (Legion Of Vindicted Eros is a punishable offence in all mamano jurisdictions anon

>> No.34492434

>>34492053
>there are so many top tier lamia species that they tend to get overshadowed
I feel the same. You'd think Medusa would be very popular considering its a popular monster in general. For me it's the twintails, never been crazy for that style. And I prefer milk jugs.

>> No.34492435

>>34492178
That's a really cute name, can really see it fitting with her art.

>> No.34492438

>>34492371
lilims a shit

>> No.34492439

>>34492053
It's a mood having been in love with Medusa for 28 years now.

>> No.34492442

>>34492399
cute until you feel a pair of hands wrap around you from behind and some happy NEEThound noises

>> No.34492447
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34492447

>>34488041

>> No.34492467

>>34492393
Woops, wasn't meaning to reply to anyone with that mb

>> No.34492525

>>34489748
>That or we really have got more regulars now
I think it's this one. We gained quite a few newfriends over the pandemic. There's been no shortage of people dropping in and asking where to start, thankfully most have adapted well.
>>34491738
This is the part I really miss, it also helped drawfags if they wanted to deliver on art for a post.

>> No.34492526

what should tonights wurm drawing be

>> No.34492558

>>34491491
>Both Cait and Cu Sith in Would Fuck
>Houri, Jub-Jub, Nightmare in Not Interested
Get better bait and fuck off.

>> No.34492577

>>34492526
Anon going to a salad bar in a restaraunt finding a worm has eaten all the grapes and is sitting where the grapes were with a oblivious sleepy grin.

>> No.34492629

>>34492434
Part of it might be the tsundere nature they have. I don't mind that aspect but I know it turns alot of people off

>> No.34492635
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34492635

>>34492577
That's more a request for me, I think he's talking about the other kind

>> No.34492670

>>34492635
Can I have some of your juice?

>> No.34492683
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34492683

I gonna show this mino who never wipes the seat down or puts away her weights who’s the boss of this gym

>> No.34492693
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34492693

>>34488041
I will never lose to a fox.

>> No.34492726

>>34492683
Don't you dare be mean to Gyudon

>> No.34492733

>>34492683
going to mating press that silly cow

>> No.34492756

>>34492693
>Anon would go on to marry and impregnate the fox in the local shrine after losing to her. They have 17 daughters, 38 granddaughters, and plans to expand the family

>> No.34492778

>>34492683
she doesn't do that, forgive me aniki, I have to go all out. just. this. once.

>> No.34492866

>>34492756
>Daddy how did you meet mommy?
>Well sweetie I went to the shrine and said to myself "I will nev-"
>Thousand yard stare
>Daddy?
>...

>> No.34492886

>>34492726
It's okay anon, gyudon's too cute to bully.

>> No.34492892

>>34491365
>>34491580
>>34492191
Jesus, I wish she returned in the newer Pokemon games but Game Freak is a bunch of hacks like usual.
When are we getting a cool monster-tamer RPG with monster girls or something with waifus that are dark and sexy like Hex Maniac?

>> No.34492894

still taking funny mg scenes to draw

>> No.34492907

>>34492670
Anon if you ask for her juice she's just going to drink it all as fast as she can immediately. You have to understand that she's not a very a good sharer when it comes to food, so all you're doing is possibly giving her a bellyache.

>> No.34492916

>>34492894
loli saying gamer words

>> No.34492947

>>34492894
Red Slime shaping herself into a Wurm saying "I'll show that wurmfag"

>> No.34492951

>>34492894
Ushi-Oni shopping for various fancy ropes to tie her husband in for date night. Said husband is quite literally being strung along in her own webbing against his will.

>> No.34492954

>>34492894
Some kind of MG with a boombox

>> No.34492970

>>34492415
I want to meet a L.O.V.E. agent and tell her to stop being a cringe larper. I'll also tell her that love isn't real as it is the byproduct of chemicals in the brain.

>> No.34492981

>>34492683
That mino is a delicate flower. Don't you dare hurt her.

>> No.34493003
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34493003

>>34492894
This but with an angel holding Cheshire

>> No.34493037

>>34493003
perfect
>>34492954
which would be perfect for this?

>> No.34493065

You will put on that ninja outfit and you will get fucked by those ugly orc girls in front of the camera for the nice Tanuki director and you will take that two thousand mamonobux pay afterwards.

>> No.34493066

>>34493003
Use imgur for off topic images phonefag

>> No.34493092

>>34493065
wat, i was told this was a wurm digging contest

>> No.34493126

I want to impregnate that stupid fucking cat

>> No.34493146

what would the reaction of mamano be to a man just as enthusiastic about sex as them? not like how anons here would be, but like in a genuine diagnosed hypersexual kind of way

>> No.34493151

>>34493126
I want to fuck one retarded

>> No.34493165

>>34493151
not if she gets to you first :)

>> No.34493168

>>34493037
I feel like a yeti would be good, dunno why

>> No.34493209

>>34493165
well, it would be worth the try cause either it's her or it's me and I'm fine with either outcome

>> No.34493224

>>34488059
Man, I like a LOT of different monsters- probably need to sit down and do a sorter to really figure it out. I need to revisit the profiles.
If I go by sheer mindshare in recent times, the answer is definitely Kitsune.
Position-wise: Missionary and Cowgirl are definitely favorites.

>> No.34493267

>>34491609
One of us.

>> No.34493359

Why does the tanuki director want me to star in foxy old hags punish the cheeky boya 3:the rapening?

>> No.34493372

>>34493224
Do the sorter, then if youre still up for it, do a manual tierlist and compare. The sorter isn't exactly accurate - sometimes you'll never once see a particular girl, only for her to show up quite high on the rankings regardless

>> No.34493386

https://archiveofourown.org/works/30974684/chapters/76502648
So there was a guy a while ago called Writer_Ordinaire who wrote a shit story. That guy was me. I'm rewriting that story to be less shit in my eyes.

>> No.34493387

>>34491609
Actually like this bapho design, she isn't "too much"
good taste, friend

>> No.34493404

>>34488059
Cheshire.
I don't even really care that much about sex anymore, Cuddling is what I really want deep down. Full body cuddling as we fall asleep together. though waking up to her riding me would be very pleasant

>> No.34493412
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>>34493151
How will you be able to tell the difference?

>> No.34493427

>>34491609
Cute gote

>> No.34493430

>>34493386
>raiju
Based, hope the rewrite goes well for you anon

>> No.34493448

>>34493386
nice have fun anon I'll read it when you're done, if you need advice never hesitate to ask

>> No.34493454

>>34493386
Nice dude. More writers are always welcome

>> No.34493455
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34493455

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UtxvZNxDFNA

>> No.34493465

>>34493386
Haven't read it yet but more writing is always appreciated

>> No.34493466

>>34493412
ask what 2+2 equals

>> No.34493467

>>34493412
>marry a Cheshire
>every morning after a night of sex she asks you this
How do you respond?

>> No.34493488

>>34493467
I would fuck her again, this time, in the butt

>> No.34493501

>>34493467
fuck her asshole till my hips go nub and then spray her with the spray bottle

>> No.34493527
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>> No.34493534
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>>34493455
A titania and a bogey wife would be maximum comfort

>> No.34493537
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>>34493466
Do you think she would answer truthfully? She would simply duplicate herself into 5 cheshires just to fuck with you.

>>34493467
Tell her hell no I am not a cat fucker while I push her onto the bed and pierce her thighs with my mighty sword.

>> No.34493580

>>34493527
Lol

>> No.34493583

i need wurm

>> No.34493586

It feels like a good third of these threads have been cheshire related the past few weeks

>> No.34493609

>>34493430
It's funny, I'm apparently the second person to use the raiju tag. The first barely counts, though.
>>34493448
Done might take a while. See, I never finished the story, I just wrote 9 chapters over the span of 32 months because I'm a shitter.

>> No.34493622

>b-b-b-b-but m-m-monstars d-don't care about s-s-sex all the t-time!!! they also enjoy o-o-o-other m-mundane things t-t-too!!!
What the fuck. I hate monsters now.

>> No.34493648
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34493648

How are Titanias made? Would it be possible to get a normal fairy and go on a quest to "evolve" her? Would a preference for tall busty fairies at all help in this? What if there was a way to grant her a noble title? Or is it exclusively in royal blood?

>> No.34493650

>>34493586
hmmm I wonder why

>> No.34493661

the thread need new memebread, it is a shard as a rock
>>34493622
then leave coombrain

>> No.34493684

>>34493661
*meant hard

>> No.34493703

Good night Anons, take care and don't burn down the thread.

Instead, remember that gaining high levels of magic means lots of monster girl mages showing up to learn magic from you.
Along with 'magic'

>> No.34493729

>>34493386
>>34493609
Wait I remember reading this, the bandits being brutally killed without a second thought was really offputting. To be honest it put me off reading more

>> No.34493743

all these Cheshire posters while I'm chilling at the bottom of the ocean with my kraken wife

>> No.34493750

>>34493703
How does one gain high levels of magic?

>> No.34493779
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>>34493703
The question is if your apprentice is going to graduate to full mage before or after she's carrying your daughters

>> No.34493780

>>34493750
Step one, take levels in wizard
Step two, take more levels in wizard

>> No.34493801
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34493801

>>34493586
i am weak to cat

>> No.34493822

Cheshires good and all but wny not learncow
>she is your teach
>fuck her good and A in her class
>will teach anything you want
>has milk that will make you smart
>is great for a neet to become self-employed

>> No.34493828
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34493828

>>34493750
Make a deal with a witch.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lv06Qdw68t8

>> No.34493846

>>34493703
>disguised demon tries to solicit you for magic lessons
>using an ancient glamour spell that was figured out centuries ago
>you can tell by her mana profile that she's an archdemon at the very least
>want to refuse her, but you aren't in any mood to piss her off
>let her into your workshop
>here her chuckle and tell herself she's still got it as she enters
>by the time you've turned around, she's magic'd the whole workshop into a firelit living room
>she's in lingerie on a bearskin rug, wineglass in hand giving you fuckme eyes
>tells you that she's going to make your lessons VERY worthwhile

>> No.34493877

>>34493586
better than when a good 75% was wurms or a good 50% were greenworms or a good 60% were jinkos

>> No.34493880

I bet the Pharaoh-chans and senpais of MGE hate and despise vampires and vampire nobility because said vampires are hussies who stole their potential husband's who have a thing for undead girls.

>> No.34493881
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>>34493648
Guess there is no answer? I just wanna be a knight for a fairy.

>> No.34493894
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34493894

Good nite will dream of something new and wurmy as well

>> No.34493901

>>34493881
I want to breed the giga fairy and play sex games with her and the fairies!

>> No.34493912

>>34493729
Well, luckily the story's about learning that most people don't like sociopaths, and slowly remembering what empathy feels like. Among other fun things.

>> No.34493925

>>34493880
I prefer pharaohs :)

>> No.34493941
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>>34493901
Get in line buddy. There is enough to go around right?

>> No.34494021

>>34493880
I think I'd take a desert succ over a pharoah.

>> No.34494068

>>34493941
Nope.
We need A LOT more titania fanart. Any artist that I can pay to draw some titania porn for us?

>> No.34494093

rubbing lithe anubis' abs......

>> No.34494102

>>34493846
>you activate the teleport spell you had prepared in advance for emergencies
>it's calibrated to warp you roughly 1000 miles away to a sealed bunker in the middle of nowhere
>you can feel your spell get tweaked as you cast it and instead you find yourself only a short distance away from where you started, laying on the rug next to her
>damn, you're comically outmatched
>you mutter a quick plea for forgiveness to your old mentor, wondering if he's looking down on you now
>this time, you'll have to go all out
>you reach out and engage in handholding
>fingers interlocked

>> No.34494112
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>>34494093

>> No.34494121

>>34494068
I would but I'm really not good enough, plus I am super rusty.

>> No.34494124
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>> No.34494125

>>34494093
! !

>> No.34494134

>>34491609
That's a cute goat.

>> No.34494140
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34494140

Anubutt

>> No.34494141

>>34494121
Okay, then, I might draw something then. What are some good sex positions for Titania?

>> No.34494165

I'm going to learn magic so I can open up a school that teaches underappreciated monster girls generally not known for using magic how to master the arcane arts, all for free. Something just warms my heart seeing slimes, greenworms, and grizzlies faces light up learning new spells, as well as the surprised expressions on the guys they meet's faces.

>> No.34494180

>>34489540
Good, please end my suffering.

>> No.34494227

>>34494165
You're a monster for upsetting the delicate balance. There's a reason greenworms aren't taught magic, imagine if they could pull food towards them from a distance, or heaven forbid simply summon food that doesn't belong to them from far away places without even needing to see it.

>> No.34494278

>>34494112
!!

>> No.34494292
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>>34494278

>> No.34494301

>>34494124
What's weirder

Fanart of cosplay or cosplay of fanart?

>> No.34494311

https://nhentai.net/g/356907/

>> No.34494316

>>34493065
Why the ninja outfit?

>> No.34494322

>>34488904
I wonder how many people would actually agree to go out and get married that way. Think about it, you and who knows how many men end up out of luck on land so they take a boat into monster invested waters and wait for something to happen.

>> No.34494334

>>34494311
>Succ with nothing physically succ about her
What is the point

>> No.34494360

>>34494292
I wonder if anubis only allow thier husbands to draw the !! On them each morning, and unmarried ones don't wear it.

>> No.34494363

>>34494227
>salad restaurant thinks they've dealt with the green menace by making the counter top too tall for the worms
>flabbergasted when one just levitates in, asks for the all you can eat special, and summons a bib for herself

>> No.34494401

>>34494334
Idk but the hair and glasses are doing it for me.

>> No.34494413
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34494413

>>34494360
Is there any lore to why she has exclamation points on her belly?

>> No.34494417

>>34494413
She doesn't like being surprised.

>> No.34494422

>>34494401
Based

>> No.34494476

>>34494413
Because it makes my pp hard

>> No.34494483

>>34494413
When she walks around the corner all the slackers go !! so she drew them there to enhance the effect

>> No.34494490

I'm going to use megamorphosis to turn those evil suspicious laughing shotas into adults then beat their asses so they can stop raping monsters to spite adult men who can't score a monster. I'll be revered as a hero and i'll be bound to get the monster gf of my dreams!

>> No.34494515

>>34494227
>be me
>hanging out at the park
>eating some carrots
>trying to have healthier snacks
>carrots suddenly teleport away
>see one of those little fatties eating my carrots
>smiles and waves at me
>hear her say thank you
>upset, walk away
>walk into bathroom and take a piss
>leave, going fast enough that her chubby feet wouldn't ever be able to catch up to
>this little fatfuck is waiting outside the door
>she has a smug grin on her face
>"Damn boy were you frying potatoes in there or something? Haha anyways you piss hard as fuck I think that's super cool. My name's wormy, how about you carrot boy?"
>she's giving me cocoon eyes
>these little green shits just aren't the same since learning magic
>fuck that mage anon

>> No.34494540

>>34494515
lmao

>> No.34494561
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34494561

Here, hold this.

>> No.34494563

>>34494165
>>34494515
>be wizard
>no current research
>I KNOW I'LL TEACH WORMS MAGIC AND SEE WHAT HAPPENS
Wizard, noun: person with phenomenal cosmic powers but no sense of right and wrong.

>> No.34494565

How do I make my cheshire stop exclaiming "poggers" when I cum inside her?
I can't take it anymore.

>> No.34494568

>>34494561
No

>> No.34494570

>>34494561
SHE WENT FOR MY NUTS

>> No.34494574

>>34494561
She took my FOOKIN egg roll!

>> No.34494586
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34494586

How robotic should a robot be?

>> No.34494589

>>34494565
You can't. It will continue until you are dead inside and garners no further reaction from you, and she will switch to something else to try and get a reaction. When you start to feel emotions again, she will say one thing, and only one thing
Poggers

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34494598

>>34493224
I did not have the energy patience or focus to grind through the sorter tonight. I have a new appreciation of just how much work KC has put into this thing over the years, how MANY profiles he's churned out
anyway here's my heavily-truncated maybe-missing-relevant-stuff-but-not-much tierlist

>> No.34494629
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34494629

I feel like I'm a slut....

>> No.34494636
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>>34494586
Plenty

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>>34494586
Ah yes, fine robot ass and existential dread, all rolled up into a convenient package

>> No.34494654
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34494654

>God I hate you Humans so much, you absolute bumbling buffoons.

>> No.34494692
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34494692

>>34494654
Do Liches get mad when they get fat?

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>>34494654
>Oh yeah? If you hate humans so much why are you keeping one chained to your bed?

>> No.34494713

>>34494695
>It's so I can remind myself how much I hate Humans.
>Every night I sleep with him and stare at his dumb Human face as he drifts to a peaceful sleep after hours of sensual love-making.
>How I despise the living.

>> No.34494726

>>34494654
>Except for you hubby, I love you

>> No.34494741
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34494741

>>34491385
This girl is the same type as hex maniac, but better. She would make a great dark mage too.

>> No.34494774
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>>34494741
She looks a little too manic

Hex Maniac seemed a little more benign

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34494793

>>34494774
yeah she is a little more manic, but she's also petite and cute.

>> No.34494812
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34494812

>>34494793
>Petite
I'll take the unreasonably large breasted weirdo

>> No.34494822

>>34492894
sayonara zetsubou sensei but with MGs. I'm not surr which though.

>> No.34494838

>>34494774
I am like, 90% sure most of the reason I like dark mages is because hex maniac is a thing

>> No.34494840

>>34494812
Nice nipples.

>> No.34494844

>>34494812
I find that body type to be excessive and unappealing, so I've never liked hex maniac. You take the fatties, I'll take the flatties.

>> No.34494887

>>34492894
>>34484068
Simple and silly.

>> No.34494890
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34494890

No Anon! Don't drink Hex Holst milk!

>> No.34494925

>>34494890
You'll have to speak up anon, sound is kinda muted when smothered by holst tits as she tries to convince you to drink

>> No.34494941

>>34494890
Why, what's gonna happen?

Am I going to explode?

>> No.34494975

>>34494941
No, worse. It'll go straight to your dick.
And then you'll explode.

>> No.34495015
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34495015

Pharoah

>> No.34495065
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34495065

God damn, I need an evil cow because I am T H I R S T Y

>> No.34495069
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34495069

>>34488059
Anubis
Doggystyle

>> No.34495095
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34495095

So I got this deal I think you're gonna like. Ya see, I'm gonna feed you to snake, but I'll let you pick which snake you wanna become food for. Now don't worry, they're all loving girls if you stay on their good side. Just... don't do anything to break their trust, okay?

So, which snake you gonna give yourself up to?
>Apophis
>Basilisk
>Bunyip
>Echidna
>Lamia
>Medusa
>Shirohebi

>> No.34495098
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34495098

>>34494586

>> No.34495125

>>34495095
I want to say echidna, but I'm not sure how I'd do with THAT many kids. So... basilisk, I guess.

>> No.34495178

>>34494561
sure

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>>34495095
Just a regular Lamia is pretty good

>> No.34495236

>>34495095
Which one is the most submissive?

>> No.34495244
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>>34495095
I pick wurm.

>> No.34495254

>>34495095
I already have family from New Zealand which is just a short hop from Australia, so I should be able to handle a Bunyip... probably.

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34495255

>>34490720
I feel like my list might be a bit controversial.

>> No.34495264

>>34495095
Echidna probably. I have a huge impregnation fetish despite being really afraid of becoming a dad.

>> No.34495272
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34495272

>>34495095
One Apophis please, will help her overthrow the fool of a pharaoh in the neighboring kingdom

>> No.34495301

>>34495272
>will help her overthrow the fool of a pharaoh in the neighboring kingdom
Why do you need to be so rude about your pharaoh neighbor? Just because she didn't invite you to the BBQ?

>> No.34495347

>>34495236
Bunyip, hands down.

>> No.34495370
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>>34495301
Look, I don't know the specifics, all I know is my new wife is really determined to overthrow the pharaoh and as her husband, it is my duty to support her

>> No.34495388
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34495388

Anon, don't you think it'd be for the best if you stepped away from the computer for a while and did something creative?

>> No.34495461

>>34495255
I can agree with A+

>> No.34495481

>>34495370
That sounds like too much work. Why not just get her pregnant or something?

>> No.34495487

>>34495370
Why can't we just have a Pharaoh where the snek is the grape?

>> No.34495958

>>34495095
Anything's good, snake salesman, but if I need to pick one then then give me echidna, I wanna see if I can make a sports team with only family in it.

>> No.34496016

>>34495095
Apophis for me please, out of the choices that's the one who would be the best in indulging my corruption fetish.

>> No.34496021

>>34495958
That's making a team on hardmode. Your first daughter is guaranteed not to be able to play soccer, none of your harpy daughters can play Baseball, Tennis, hockey... you'd have to breed more than the team minimum to have a functional team. Godspeed.

>> No.34496158

How much longer until the greenfuck evolves into a butterfly?

>> No.34496168
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34496168

Aftercare is important

>> No.34496199

How much of a Heretic is the Wondering Scholar at the eyes of the Order Church, Clergy and Inquisition for his works and writing of the Monstergirl Encyclopedia books?

>> No.34496219

>>34491612
What does that word even mean?

>> No.34496290
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34496290

>>34496219
Selkie is an eskimo-style seal girl.

>> No.34496352

>>34490715
It seems I have negative CC immunity, because those wrinkles under the eyes are doing things to my heart.

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34496385

>>34490904
Say that the bigger the mino, the better she is at everything.
I want (you)s from all the minos in the thread.

>> No.34496398

>>34496158
Never because deep down you want her to stay this way.

>> No.34496609

>>34495015
Big booty Pharaoh is a must! A true goddess!

>> No.34496623
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>>34496290
I meant "Yamero."

>> No.34496656

>>34496609
A Pharaoh's royal ass deserves a very welcoming chair.

>> No.34496690

>>34496623
Yamero means stop

>> No.34496741

>>34496656
being her throne while she uses her voice to prevent you from cumming
The Queen of edging

>> No.34496754

>>34496741
>You can only find release if you stroke her ego just right

>> No.34497007

>GENTLEMEN, BEHOLD! I'VE TURNED MY LOWER HALF INTO A PURPLE SNAKE!
>Oh, well that's pretty neat Dr. Grem. But uh, why?
>BECAUSE I WAS DRUNK AND SAW YOU LOOKING AT THAT APOPHIS YESTERDAY!
>...She's the mailwoman and needed me to sign for a package. What do you want from me?
>SEX. NOW LET THE MATING BEGIN!

>> No.34497012
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>>34496754
Gonna become a master at pleasing the desert goddess!

>> No.34497283

>>34496623
I want a sagy

>> No.34497501

>>34497007
>IT'S NOT DIFFERENT AT ALL IS IT ANON!? AHAHAHAH
Dr. Grem sure is weird

>> No.34498126

>>34495244
I knew you were my wugga the moment I laid eyes on you. Great taste.

>> No.34498343

Gonna tell that tomboy salamander she looks cute and then run away so she'll never find me.

>> No.34498378

>>34498343
What will you do when she finds you?

>> No.34498417

>>34494574
The squirrel in that video looked fat. If a squirrel this fat successfully steals something from you, you deserve it.

>> No.34498432

>>34498378
If she manages to find me, I'm sure she has a few things planed. Like our wedding.

>> No.34498499

>>34496385
That gets you "Based" posts from them. If you want mad (You)s, say Minotaurs suck because you've never seen one that belongs to Sabbath.

>> No.34498535

>>34498499
No, I want the "Based" posts.
Hopefully it'll come to "Hey, I found where the based mino lover lives," followed by others asking for timestamps at my house as proof.

>> No.34498575
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34498575

Good morning i have awakened and am ready to love the wurm

>> No.34498623

>>34490904
write that the sabbath sucks and only losers go for it

>> No.34498632
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34498632

How can a man say he only has enough love for his wife, then go on to have 13 kids with her? Does he not love his kids, or did he lie to me?

>> No.34498660

>>34498632
there is romantic love and there is familial love

>> No.34498689

>>34495095
GIVE ME WURM OR GIVE ME DEATH!

>> No.34498702

>>34498575
The Wurm-in-Waiting

>> No.34498808
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>> No.34498882

>>34496158
As long as it takes but (You) can speed it up

>> No.34498986

What would happen if I called an automaton a walking toaster

>> No.34499110

>>34498808
Is it wrong to breed the maid?

>> No.34499168

>>34499110
Yes

>> No.34499203

>>34499110
no, in fact it is your duty to

>> No.34499318

>>34493912
Sounds sweet, I'll check it out

>> No.34499368

>>34491612
Just tell him to fuck off since it's obvious who it is

>> No.34499381

>>34498623
>sounds like an onii-chan in denial :^)

>> No.34499403

>>34498632
They are different kinds of love. Which is why most languages that aren’t English have different terms for them.

>> No.34499409

>Delicious blue
>Monoeye (cute)
>Black sclera
>Makes lambskin clothes to keep her husband warm
>Long iron claws for keeping her husband safe
Black Annis when? Also be nice to get more folk monsters in general like bogeys

>> No.34499424

>>34499381
id also say the men who go for them usually have tiny dicks and therefore are not real men

>> No.34499458

>>34494021
What about a desert vampire

>> No.34499474

>>34499409
ya know there is a subspecis of vampire called the Azeman who sucks your blood through your big toe and are said to spread disease. To stop 'em, you put a broom near the doorway, they will be so engrossed in counting the bristles that she would get merced by the sun

>> No.34499506

>>34492894
Flightless Manticore tries to fly with a jetpack, and forgets her staging.

>> No.34499518

>>34499474
Why are there so many monsters who get defeated by counting? I've read so many folk stories where a monster or spirit is distracted by counting grains of rice, beads, or stalks of wheat, etc. Are monsters just autistic?

>> No.34499531

>>34499458
Probably a shut in that does nothing but send letters to her Apophis friend asking when the whole eternal night thing is going to happen.

>> No.34499554

>>34499424
That would be the most toothless insult you could possibly muster for reasons that should be obvious if you know a damn thing about MGE.

>> No.34499613

>>34498808
>be mage, holed up in your wizard tower to keep yourself safe from monsters
>luckily you have your familiar to keep you company
>your magic accidentally turns it into a monster girl
Nowhere is safe.

>> No.34499616

>>34499518
It is weird, why is it?

>> No.34499625
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34499625

CI-CI-CIAPHAS CAIN HERO OF THE IMPERIUM

>> No.34499639

>>34499458
>wandering through the desert
>exhausted and thirsty
>stumble upon a tent occupied by a single woman
>delicous brown skin with her curves not at all obscured by the minute amount of fabric she's wearing
>her eyes are enchanting, offers me a drink
>says the mid day sun is too hot, better to relax in the tent until nightfall where it's cooler
>says she's been waiting an eternity for some company
>glad to see that a man of your virility was the one who came by
>runs her tongue along your neck
>she sees your puzzled expression
>"an eternity? oh I don't really like older women, sorry"
>pushed down as she buries her fangs into your neck
>even desert enchantress vampires are self conscious about not finding a partner in their old age, please be mindful

>> No.34499695

>>34499613
didnt horitomo do that story with a lizard turned tsun loli?

>> No.34499713

>>34488059
Manticore
Lotus

>> No.34499749
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>>34499695
>dedicated "fuck off" segment

>> No.34499831

>>34498623
>doxxed by 1337 grem h4ck3r team

>> No.34499837
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>>34488041

>> No.34499843
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>>34494586
A bit more than the default automaton

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>>34499695
>>34499749
Also gave us tsun-donkey vs tsun-lizard

>> No.34499895
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I NEED to grope some big hag tits!

>> No.34499896

I love my monster wife

>> No.34499923
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34499923

>>34499837
>Sun tanned chesh
I have a mighty need!

>> No.34499935

>>34499895
I want an old hag perv to buy me

>> No.34499939
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34499939

>"Oh Karl Franz senpais please notice me"

>t.Mannfred Con Carstien ever since he has now monsterize into Mannfrien Von Carstien

>> No.34499954

>>34499895
Its the best way to get those hags moaning

>> No.34500021
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34500021

>>34494586

>> No.34500070

>>34499639
I love stories like this that start like normal monster stories and then the mge aspects pop in when they fug. Always like to think of it as the monster and her husband telling the story of how they met to their daughter

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>>34493846
I would be kind of disappointed that she dropped the act immediately instead of at least waiting until she in her mind had gained my trust as a young apprentice while slowly dropping more and more seductive hints

>> No.34500137
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>"What's the matter, Master? Didja get hard? You're the one who built me like this~"

>> No.34500138

>>34500070
MGE was based on RNG enounters originally
it's just that KC didn't like the "bad end" aka getting killed by a monster so he made up his own universe and instead of an early grave it's an early marriage
works more or less the same ;)

>> No.34500144

>>34499531
>Uhhhh that was hyperbole. Putting the Sun out would be terrible for the ecosystem
>... drat

>> No.34500152

Monster wives adorably freaking out when you suggest DNA parenthood testing for daughters!

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>>34494141
Missionary for the sole purpose of impregnation while looking into each others eyes

>> No.34500185

>Really love the idea of a machoistic lizard girl GF
>But also don't want to hurt anyone, even if they like it

>> No.34500216
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34500216

Reminder slapping the ass counts. Your problem has been solved

>> No.34500254

>>34495015
>Pharaoh ass art
Thank you Axem... At long last I have my wish
That beastgirl is also a real cutie

>> No.34500266

>>34496754
Or if you stroke her lats and obliques just right

>> No.34500267

>>34495015
Now that's an ass worth worshiping

>> No.34500323

>>34500180
Take me to your magical realm, Fair Folk!

>> No.34500361
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34500361

Monsters who are weak to lewdness.

>> No.34500383

>>34500144
>vampire-chan is constantly whining that the harsh desert sun is the only reason she can't get a guy
>when in reality she only tried to meet someone once and got spooked off when the dude mentioned her unusually pale skin
>he actually wasn't even suspicious of her or anything, it was just a compliment

>> No.34500437

>>34499616
I read a theory that changeling children, or the idea that children were snatched by fairies and replaced with fairy children was inspired by disorders like autism or down syndrome.
>Act strangely
>Obsession with certain hobbies or phenomena (counting)
>Difficulty expressing and controlling emotion
>Neotenic appearance
There is also a theory that European vampire myth may have been inspired by Jews

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>>34495095

>> No.34500580

>>34500383
>pharaoh is showing down with her apophis rival
>suddenly the throne room door slams open and crying vampire-chan comes in, clothes trailing behind her
>hugs the apophis while crying about how no men want her because of some new insecurity she never noticed until this week
>apophis is trying to calm her down while avoiding being crushed by her vampire strength but it's hard for her to think with the mopey vampire yelling right into her ears while reeking of booze
>pharaoh can tell that this isn't going to end anytime soon and excuses herself before she gets dragged into the situation

>> No.34500607

>>34490056
>fiery knee-high socks
Why hasn't more people done this? It really adds to the aesthetic to mgs. Look at the raiju sandals or kiki heels!

>> No.34500661

>>34500361
Gonna hug.

>> No.34500685

>>34490450
A speed dating event with lilims (why lilims? Idk maybe the DL got sick of her daughters becoming NEETs) who constantly spill their spaghetti until the lust damn breaks and it becomes one big orgy

>> No.34500774

>>34500580
Cute. What happens when she finds out that Anon doesn't think she's creepy but actually wants to take her out on a date?

>> No.34500835

>>34500774
>Oh anon, I know you don't like my pure white skin but it isn't my fault. I just don't have pumping blood. Hah, I know you must hate it
>Oh no it's cute
>Flushed vampire confused how that evem happened

>> No.34500838

>>34500580
>apophis offers to be the vampire's wingwoman (for the hundredth time) and introduce her to a guy
>can barely understand her response through the slurred sobbing
>this time it's something about her hair color not being in fashion and more begging about how if the apophis can't make it an eternal night could she just make it last most of the time because that's surely all she would need to find a boy

>> No.34500851

>>34500774
Knowing how monsters and we function she probably spergs out then goes to her apophis friend for advice. Apep tells her to act suave and seductive but that doesn't work so she drops her spaghetti mid-date and anon has to chase her and say "I liek u for who u r" and then they kiss and cuddle in her tent. Roll curtains, audience cums in their seats and cries, fin

>> No.34500901

>>34500838
>vampire drunkenly slurs "but *hic* how can you get me a man if you've never had a boyfriend apophis-chan?"
>apophis thinks that she's awfully close to just biting vampire-chan and loosing her on a village but knows she's a good girl at heart

>> No.34500913

>>34500838
>anon hears of a vamp longing for the eternal night
>offers to go out on a date with her while carrying a very big parasol for her

>> No.34500993

>>34500901
Apophis will probably bite her when she sees that vampire is actually being courted by a man. She is just too awkward (and dumb) to notice

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Remember anon, if she offers you a special discount, don't take it, regardless of how cute she may be.

>> No.34501078

>>34500361
Men are weak to dark skin monsters.

>> No.34501143

>>34500361
I have an insatiable need to breed that goat.

>> No.34501149

>>34501045
>free glass if you fuck my ass
>"aren't you a little old to be selling lemonade?"
>it's a limited time offer boya

>> No.34501209

Can I punch a succubus? I have an abuse fetish.

>> No.34501213

>>34501078
I love 'em, they make me wish to fuck them like jackhammer

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>>34500913
>>34500993
>anon asks if vamp-chan wants to go for a walk in the gardens with him
>daytime is no issue because he brought an umbrella
>vamp-chan goes "Wow, thanks!" and rips it out of his hands
>apophis saw the entire thing from her magic mirror
>walks up behind them in the garden and knocks the parasol out of her hands so that vamp-chan gets the full brunt of the sun

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>>34501209
Sure I guess

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>>34501226

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>phonefags

>> No.34501275

>>34501226
ryona is bad
your monster will leave you and it will incentivize monsters to think that husbands should be enslaved instead of being on the same status as them.
you don't want to change the status quo and let the dark elves win, do you?

>> No.34501541

>>34492442
Then, it becomes VERY cute.

>> No.34501612

>>34501541
What are NEEThounds like? Are they more or less tame than a regular Hellhound?

>> No.34501664

>>34501612
Still as wild, a tad more degenerate, just more interested in shitposting and niche animes.
Add softness to liking.

>> No.34501670

>>34501045
>No tanuki loli to sell you her "discount" lemonade.
>Tfw she watered it down.

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