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Let's say, hypothetically, I asked the mistress for cuddles. Let's also assume, for the sake of argument, that I asked for cuddles every day. What would the mistress do in this hypothetical situation?

>> No.34497818

Soil her pichuuns.

>> No.34497836

>>34497818
/thread

>> No.34497905

>>34497667
What if I threw holy water in her? Would she cry?

>> No.34497936

>>34497905
Holy water harms vampires?

>> No.34498220

>>34497818
Kill yourself, literal shit eater.

>> No.34503111

>>34497818
listen here maggot, we dont like your subhuman kind here. so please kindly hang yourself.

>> No.34503122

>>34497667
She'd simply stare at you and then assign a fairy maid to your quarters. You'll have to take good care of her of course.

>> No.34503166

>>34497818
Excellent, some warm padding to press my hand against while she cuddles with me

>> No.34505109 [DELETED] 

>>34497667
she'd either laugh at you for even thinking you had a chance at receiving such an honor

>> No.34505285

>>34497667
she'd either laugh at you for even thinking you had a chance at receiving such an honor or have you killed for just implying she'd ever say yes

>> No.34505327

Let's say, hypothetically, I fucked the mistress fucked and impregnated the mistress and for the sake of argument asked her to marry me. What would the mistress do in this hypothetical situation?

>> No.34505394
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34505394

>>34497667
She'd be too embarrassed to say yes, so you'd have to bearhug her without permission. Trust me, she's going to love it, and may even fall in love with you.
Just do it while the hag maid is not looking, or you may find a huge gash on you belly and your guts falling out.

>> No.34506089

>>34505285
>honor
*honour

>> No.34506221

>>34497818
Oh god that's the good stuff. What would it smell like?

>> No.34506306

>>34505394
Don't make Sakuya-san jealous, she can only admire milady from afar.

>> No.34506316

>>34506089
They're both correct sir bong.

>> No.34507509

>>34497936
it should in theory

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>>34497667
Asutora remy is the canon remimi so she will accept and be glad but act like it's just to kill time and doesn't enjoy it
only being honest about it after marriage

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