/jp/ - Otaku Culture

>>34181436
No, piss off. The Moon is ours! You can go to Gensokyo or somwhere.

>>34181436
I'm not from the moon; I don't know if I will visit you.

>>34181468
>No, piss off. The Moon is ours! You can go to Gensokyo or somwhere.
She already did...

>>34181495
You will visit the moon and you WILL kneel.

>>34182214
But if anon is a hime too, why would they kneel?

>>34182228
What if anon is a lower ranking hime?

>>34182287
Hmm, I suppose that's possible.

>>34181436
Her eyes are pretty.

imagine being yorihime

>>34182214
Moonies stay talking shit until a Human shows up.

>>34181436
To hell with moonies!

>>34182214
Moonies say to stay off the moon
But also want you to visit

Which is it, you Lunarian tramps?

>>34190624
It's okay to visit the moon if you're a hime in the making

LET'S MOON THE MOON.

>>34194519
Kiss the moon

>>34190624

fly me to the moon

Make several more himes with the Yorohime

>>34195720
Seems like the sort who'd immediately get flustered if you refuse.

>>34198460
what kind of bitchboy would refuse Yorihime?

>>34182492
Telling Yorihime-sama her eyes are beautiful! Yori-sama blushing!

>>34198440
but you're a hime
how can a hime make more himes with another hime

>>34199392
!

>>34199392
sorry but only I can compliment her.

>>34200853
why did you marry your mom's sister

>>34201033
I like good girls.

>>34195720
>>34198460
>>34198914
Yorihime's idea of a romantic date is running a marathon together wearing 2 ton weights while you quiz each other on chemistry and physics. Then afterwards you'll spar together until you collapse from exhaustion. Mortals are such fragile things - she's terrified that some day you'll find yourself in a situation where your body is too weak or your mind too dull, and lose your life as a result.
When Yorihime decides on something she commits to it 100%, and that includes being your girlfriend. Every time you show your limits as an impure Earthling, it tears her up inside - she regrets so much that she's failed you by forcing you to suffer through that, and resolves to love you more each day until finally she's worthy of standing by your side.

>>34181926
>Udonge shows up at Sannyo's parlor for the "premium service".
>She takes out some old clothes and says "I want you to put these on, then punish me while calling me Reisen."
>"Um, okay... Reisen..."
>"No! You're not saying it in katakana! I can TELL!"

>>34204757
how else would someone become a hime if not by intense training? Yorihime would be very pleased if you at least gave it a shot

Himehime.

>>34195720

An X turned upside down is still just an X, Moonie.

>>34211499
I thought it came from outside the solar system and they just reverse-engineered its nanomachine technology?

>>34199392
>sama
moonie detected.

>>34215538
nothing wrong with being a moonie

>>34215910
Nothing wrong with KILLING a moonie!

>>34216178
ok homosexual

>>34216263
Moonie scum!!!

>>34216178
agree
the only good moonie is a dead moonie

>>34215538
I'm not a moonie, but I would definitely fall to my knees and beg Yorihime to make me one. Anything so I can see her!

>>34221245
but anon, you already are a lunarian hime

>>34190624
It's alright if it's a brief visit.

>>34215910
Moonies are responsible for everything wrong happening.

Hime butt.

>>34229152
so you're telling me that if I become a hime I'll have a butt like THAT?

>>34228851
facts

>>34228851
the world would be much better if we were all himes

>>34230360
yeah

>>34229152
I wonder what it smells like.

I'm going to smack Yorihime on the butt.

>>34247513
are you a hime?

>>34229152
The moonie knows the above was correct, so he tried to sway people by posting a butt
sasuga moonie

>>34254403
being gay is worse than being a moonie

>>34229152
This butt is weird. It looks like it's both thick and skinny at the same time.

himehime

YoriYori

Yorihime eating a star chip

>>34273520
Is she going to start glowing every color of the rainbow and run around with iframes enabled?

>>34279622
she already has iframes enabled at all times and a god that makes her a druggie rainbow

>>34181436
Moonies are built for Terran COCK!

>>34281616
nah moonies only deserve death or slavery

Terran souls are weighed down by gravity.

a lot of antimooninism here I see.

>>34282267
antimoonism should be encouraged
unless you want to see humanity enslaved by the moonies

>>34284974
I don't know what the rest of humanity thinks, but what I wouldn't give to become Yorihime's personal slave.

>>34284974
I want every single human to be stepped on and stabbed by hime heels. I want people to breath moondust into their lungs and accept their overlords.

If you think about it the earth or more specifically the Western powers have already won as the Lunarians adopted Western attire even before the Americans arrived.

killing each other is not exactly winning

>>34286698
The other way around. Lunarians are forcing their culture on us and the west has fallen the hardest so far.

>>34280524
>enabled at all times.
Fucking cheater.

Y

Yorohime deserves to be fucked by Yukari.

>>34298773
Yukari is a hag and will never date a young girl like Yori.

>>34307675
>young girl
>Yori.

Do not fall for Lunarians. They do not have your best interests at heart. That includes Lunar Bunnies.

>>34198440
Do that and you'll get a free for all with the kids killing eachother for a chance at the throne.

>>34181468
first post best post

I love Yori

>tfw no /ss/ with yorihime

>>34338548
Who are you quoting?

>>34338548
dumb newearthling

>>34181436
I just went..

>>34338548
shota is shit, but your post is worse.

>>34338787
newfag

>>34364037
The audacity – calling someone a newfag whilst misusing a quotation function!

>>34364037
you must be new here.

>>34364218
uppercaser too...

>>34181468
Yeah, you tell em Neil

>>34181436
fuck you, i am full blooded earthling

>>34198914
me

>>34198914
a self respecting earthling
just like me

>>34390715
>>34391901
kneel.

>>34397360
i'd rather die standing than to live kneeling
for the earth till the end of existence

>>34397450
enjoy being bombarded by moon howitzers

>>34397544
I will carpetbomb the Lunar surface you crack smoking Lunie.

>>34408831
thank you for being on my side

>>34181436
You have gotten alot farther then you should have, but then again you havent met Frank Horrigan. your rides over mutie, time to die.

>>34409913
But humans are the muties. They're literally what Lunarians turn into when they're exposed to too much kegare. (obviously humanity's ancestors weren't called Lunarians at the time because they weren't on the moon, but you get the idea)

>>34411159
Shut up Lunarian.

>>34412125
Make me.

>>34415406
Not him, but I'll mate you. How about that, huh?

>>34415924
Those are the words of a traitor.

>>34426069
Duh, anon is a hime after all.

>>34408831
>Using rugs as weapons
How quaint. We exhausted the destructive capabilities of textiles centuries ago.

>>34427763
Only a moonie would front as an intellectual, yet fail to recognize a war term. No wonder you lost.

>>34437711
You mean you *never* developed textile-based weapons? Not even quantum nets? Ah yes, string theory is just a theory for you, isn't it...

>>34437989
It's a theory for a reason.

>>34437989
have fun dealing with pattern screamers

Only a moonie would bring a sword to a bullet fight.

Armstrong Armstrong, Can't you see?
Moonies and rabbits should hang from trees!
And I love your American way!
Guess that’s why their mom's a hime and you’re so great!

love himes
ate e*rthlings

>>34451224
>ate
WHAT

>>34181436
Toyohime is RIPE FOR RAPE.

>>34455262
Fuck 'em moonies, as they say!

>>34455262
>>34455324
In the ass!

cease

>>34456329
and

>>34461924
die

>>34464106
I thought it was desist

>>34478558
death by snu snu

>>34505139
A hime won't kill a fellow hime like you.

Don't stop posting her, she's pretty.

>>34505145
Anon is not a moonie.

>>34505266

>>34516301
Choose life!

>>34523084
don't worry. She's epilating

>>34516301
dont do it anon

How tall is Yorihime?

>>34544912
7 feet due to low gravity, when brought to earth her ligaments will be crushed though.

>>34545032
anon... even if se was a normal human she wouldn't be affected by the change of gravity since she's not a coach potato and there isn't much of a difference between moon gravity and earth's gravity. Astronauts are the ones who need to do basic workout in order to not lose muscle mass
Yorihime going to earth is like going to the gym for a leg day

>>34548493
>there isn't much of a difference between moon gravity and earth's gravity
Source?

>>34545032

>>34545032
It's true that the low gravity on the moon causes people to be taller since the spine's vertebra expand and grow farther apart but what makes you think that her ligaments would be crushed if she returns to normal gravity?

>>34551785
When Kaguya came to Earth she shrank enough to fit inside a bamboo stalk

>>34545032
What?

>>34181436
Why are you cosplaying as a newhu in the newest game?

>>34545032
>lands on Earth
>this happens

>>34563263
Suika was a hime all along...

>>34563263
I can't believe Yorihime is fairy sized. No wonder Sannyo exists. Someone mistook Yorihime for a fairy when she visited Earth in secret!

It's not rape if she's from the moon.

>>34581420
Correct, moonies are not people.

>>34581420
girls can't rape boys

to bad the cabal are not here. they would have shattered the moon with very powerful explosives and killed the lunarians.

>>34586645
cabal are extinct because of the lunarians

>>34586645
>the cabal
?

>>34586645
man i wish they exist if that's the case because i despise lunarians
heck i would sponsor a genocide against them but that would violate morals

>>34596914
hating lunarians is a homosexual trait

>>34601388
who are you to decide such things?
you think such but what if you're wrong

>>34603213
I can't be wrong
I am a hime

>>34601388
Hating Lunarians is perfectly normal you half-moonie.

fuck 3D

>>34630189
wing on someone else is too lewd

>>34636980
>lewd

>>34641208
please don't shitpost, thanks

Some guy was doing edits a while back.

The Moon has an awful lot of defectors coming to the Earth, you never hear about anyone defecting to the Moon - what does that tell you?

>>34658763
Is her cunny talking?

>>34672565
>what does that tell you?
Earth is a trash can.

>>34672965
Hey don't litter on the planet!

>>34672602
No.

>>34672602
Yes!

You wouldn't let Yori's thread die...

Moonies deserve love too

>>34685292
they deserve death for thinking lowly of humans
the entirety of the moon should be seized by the humans
elitist scum of existence

>>34687528
that's because humans are ants
if humans bite moon sugar then they deserve to be stepped on

>>34687528
>the entirety of the moon should be seized by the humans
It will be eventually. The mooncunts will have to answer for their warcrimes.
>>34687712
Shut up moonie.

I'm coming back to the moon.

>>34685292
>>34687528
Compromise; Moonies deserve spankings.

>>34704247
well the thing is they don't want to compromise because if they did then this all would have ended differently

earthbugs, go away from this thread...

>>34545032
Please do not use "though" at the end of your sentences.

>>34716113
though though

prettyhime~

>>34749098
fuck this
it reminds me of a horrendous thing i want to forget

>>34753071
what is it

>>34754692
do you not see the three?
it reminds me of a fanwork i despise
said fanwork also was the thing that made me truly despise moonfags
it's shit and it will never end

>>34755097
where did the hime touch you?

>>34753071
Sorry.

>>34755653
why the fuck did i even tell you
you'll never understand anyway
when will chapter fucking 19 9/9 happen
took too fucking long

>>34755918
>when will chapter fucking 19 9/9 happen
>took too fucking long
Well now I don't want to know what it is.

>>34755918
pray to lunarians
love lunarians
give up your life for lunarians
then you will find peace in your mind

>>34755928
at least you know and understand why i despise moonies
at least i hope you never watched it
it was rather horrid and dragged on at the end with part 19 stretched out to 9 parts

>>34756035
We've all told you not to watch KKHTA, anon, but you didn't listen! You have no one to blame, but yourself.

>>34756199
Oh damn, now I remember...

why the hatred?

>>34181436
Yorihime is such a fertile looking woman

>>34181436
I don't know much about adult Renge, but as a tierwhore I love how OP she is

>>34756199
oh i don't know that it will be THAT bad
like how should i know how bad it gets?

>>34756797
well if you moonfags didn't try to ruin earth then i wouldn't have to hate you this intensely

Love the moon.

>>34761198
I love Yorihime!

>>34756797
You're responsible for everything that has gone wrong on Earth you moonie.

>>34777083
i wholeheartedly agree
the moon should be purged of these scum in order to create a new place for us earthlings

>>34777083
>>34778208
I think you two need to kiss some hime feet while kneeling.

>>34778258
i'll rather die standing than live kneeling to you
traitor of the earth
i'll spread impurities on the moon until your shitty overlords die
and until then the earth can rise

>>34778284
Yeah, Yeah. Very hu-manly. Now come back to the moon.

I will NEVER be a hime and I will NEVER go to the moon

>>34778411
never was and will never be

>>34782685
same

>>34778258
Oh piss off moonite.

>>34778258
I'd never do it, but it it's Yori, I *might* consider it.

>>34778258
I'd never do it, but if it's Yori, I *might* consider it.

>>34790380
>I "might"
You either do it or you don't. The latter option will result in worser consequences.

>>34791888
Lunarians hold no power over humanity.

>>34778258
Yes please. Those other faggots are just that.

>>34797119
Lunarians ARE in every government my dude.

>>34756797
Kids are on vacation already.

>>34181436
Whats a hime?

>>34807760
You.

>>34797181
Lies.

>>34807760
A stolen term that originates from earth.

>>34817362
These fucking Lunarians haven't progressed in anyway since Erin went to Earth. All they do now is steal ideas from humans and pretend they did it first.

Fake news ningen are at it again. Sad!

You know, instead of crying about your loss from 50 years ago, you should actually try to befriend humans! Humanity is a kind species, and a very savage one as well. When you think about it, Lunarians aren't that much different!

>>34818667
Did humans really cry 50 years ago because they couldn't go to the moon anymore? Pretty pathetic for an "intelligent" race.

>>34822333
Typical moonie response.

i want a lunarian to scrape me off the bottom of her boot

i bet the lunarians have never invented the tank or the nuke.

>>34822693
heck, they prolly haven't figured out biological weapons too because those are "impure" for them
what a race of absolute snobs
imagine if we have a whole carpet bomb of salted nukes and rockets containing numerous bioweapons and chemical weapons to explode on the moon's surface
that would be nice

>>34822911
You just want a big cheek kiss from the himes don't you? I know you do because you want something bad to happen to the moon in order for you to save the himes, be the hero and get rewarded for it.

>>34822669
Ha ha wouldn’t it be funny to get stepped on by a giant lunarian? You know as just a little joke ha ha.

>>34823204
oh come on
be realstic here
i have been in this earth since i was born
why would i betray the earth?
heck all i want to do when i got close to them is to outright kill them by defiling their "purity" first with life
and then give them the gift of death, not before a torture segment first though so that they could suffer the worst

>>34824446
earth lost. it's time to let go grandad

>>34823384
that would be pretty funny haha

>>34826470
There's denial, then there's delusion. Lunarians are delusional.

>>34827654
this
truly the epitome of being delusional

moon casualties: 0
earth casualties: tens to hundred millions
do I have to say more?

>>34822333
Your reading comprehension is very poor. That anon was talking about the moonies.

>>34828123
It was the other way around, the Lunarian Army was almost completely wiped out.

(Source: Silent Sinner in Blue)

>>34830077
But moonies didn't lose. Explain yourself.

>>34827537
This is a good joke. These two should totally do a world tour to show off their superior lunarian sense of humor to those little earthlings lol.

>>34830077
Lunarians can't read.
It shouldn't come as a surprise that they're also unable to comprehend the words they see.

>>34822911
The Lunarians are capable of instantly sterilizing all life on earth according to LoLK. All life would be gone before anyone could comprehend what was happening. They just didn't want to commit genocide, so they had the protagonist stop Junko instead.

>>34830077
Sorry, I'm still learning

Have you prayed to your himes today?

>>34855426
They’re not gods though even if they are beautiful as ones and have plenty of power

>>34855426
No, and making Yori a loli will not sway me.

Submit or be crushed

I’ll never submit to a lun*rian

I'll always submit to a lun*rian

>>34869085
So you want to be crushed by hime soles... How shameful.

>>34869014
i'd rather submit and be crushed

>>34229152
Yum.

>>34869014
[__]submit
[X]revolt

>>34869085
>>34869231
Enjoy being put in your place at the bottom of their soles

>>34869107
Good, you’ll live a little longer and serve them well

>>34869182
I’m sure they’d be happy to oblige you

>>34869014
>>34869481
i'd rather die standing than live kneeling
especially to you moonfags

>>34869085
>>34869231
yes, rise and unite against this emerging threat
cleanse the moon of this heretic beings called "lunarians"

>>34869528
You won’t be standing very long then when you get plastered to the underside of their soft moon dusted soles

Stop being degenerates.

>>34869715
Or else what?

>>34869679
at least i will die defiant to your heretic ways
to hell you heretical scums

>>34870383
Just for that they’re going to keep you alive to spite you. You’ll get to live in their shoes until they get bored of your cute defiance and have you disposed of

The future is out of there not on this planet. You apes have fun blowing each other up.
My hime here I come.

>>34869715
Says the degenerate moonite.

>>34877401
oh so they decide to keep me alive then?
well i will still defy your heretic master's treacherous will until the day i die

>>34878988
If that’s the case you’re going to provide plenty of fun for your new giant lunarian overlords. Hope you like big girl feet because that’s where you’re going to be. But maybe if you’re lucky they might torment you in another way to mix it up

>>34879530
oh i'll see you try
i'll cover myself in a mountain of corpses that pile up so high it will make you wish you didn't face me as your "immortality" just fades away
and don't think you can just let me here because i will dump it all on the moon if nothing comes at me so your deified "civilization' can all fall apart
it can only hold for so long until humans realize that they can just fling corpses into the place with high speed rockets and poison the whole population there

>>34879875
How barbaric. No wonder you aren’t as advanced

>>34881691
oh sure how "barbaric"
if it works it works
and it will make your kind suffer
i have no such restrictions against the likes of a heretic like you

>>34886937
We’ll see about that when the himes crush you beneath their soles little earthling

>>34886937
Well... it won't work. Everything will be cleansed in seconds and you will be punished for your tainted behaviour.
Prepare for your moon rehab. You will kneel by the end of the month.

>>34887665
I want to give this pretty lady a kiss on her right cheek.

>>34887247
>>34887665
i'll keep denying your heretic will until the day i finally die
not in an eternity i will change my stand on your kind
true heretics of this existence
to hell with your unholy and heretic ways

Do you guys think co-existence between earth and the moon is possible? I feel like the whole Apollo thing was kind of a big misunderstanding.

>>34891492
>misunderstanding
Moonies literally shited their pants when they saw two astronauts examining some rocks. It was no misunderstanding, it was just the moonies acting like schizoids they are.

>>34891492
Earthlings will never recover after their losses.

Lunarians are the textbook definition of an obsessed ex-girlfriend. Clingy and delusional.

>>34891569
>>34891705
Sheesh those guys really need to learn to take it easy. Try and settle it over a pint or something yeah?

>>34891691
We lost?

>>34891705
You wish you had a lunarian girlfriend. It's okay though. You can accomplish that dream by coming to the moon.

>>34891492
>>34891732
the sad thing is that they hate earthlings for a reason that border on delusions
it's practically impossible to reason with them
and by that while i would have not cared if they didn't act like i butch i have to declare them as heretics
truly a disgrace to this existence

You keep coming back to this thread.
You really do love himes huh...

>>34892241
I am indifferent towards them. To show favor to a moonite means to be labeled a traitor to all of humanity.

>>34901978
>be labeled a traitor to all of humanity.
Is that supposed to be a bad thing?

>>34892241
I do love himes. But I'm not that weirdo you're referring to, just wanted to say I love hime.

>>34902329
To me, yes. It is.

>>34892241
I still want to get stepped on by a giant hime or taken as their tiny prisoner.

>>34181436
Remove Lunarian scum

kiss the hime

JUST LIKE THE MOONRAKER KNOWS
HER DREAM WILL COME TRUE SOMEDAY
I KNOW THAT YOU ARE ONLY A KISS AWAY
I'VE SEEN YOUR SMILES IN A THOUSAND DREAMS

>>34903816
Ancient Image

>>34903816
Ancient Image. You got any others?

If you had to walk 384 thousand kilometers to kiss a hime you'd do it, right?

>>34907116
I would walk 500 miles. And I would walk 238,106 more.

>>34907116
I don't know. Royalty doesn't carry much weight these days. Look at Britain. That would assume I like the hime enough to walk that far. If it's just a hime, then no. A hime shouldn't be a deciding factor.

>>34906574
Now make moon celestial babies.

>>34916238
Girls can't make babies with other girls Anon.

>>34916238

>>34205041
Costume exchange

>>34925483
d-double dealing himes?!

>>34921217
Desperate Tenshi.

>>34929877
It's just a hug. Besides, it's Yorihime's fault for trying to get a hug in the first place even though >>34200561 is blank.

https://youtu.be/rupoPYUSE0w?t=693

>>34181436
here me out bro... what if..what if.. we are the moon's moon? boom! mindblown! pass it around bro..

>>34954444
What if... instead of a bro... you were a hime.

>>34869014
>>34869481
>>34827537
Anon's the only thing I gained from this thread is that some you have a giantess fetish.

Also, what so great about living on the moon anyways. I mean, who would want to live on a satellite that's been peppered by oncoming asteroids for the past 4.54 billion years. Hell it's not even remotely cool like the other moons in are solar system, like titian, or Phobos. Other than it's usually big for a moon orbiting are world.

>>34963096
Titan is too cold. Phobos is infested by demons. And both don't have himes.

>>34963096
It’s not about living on the moon, it’s about possibly getting dominated by giant cute moon princesses. If Phobos or Titan have those too I’d be happy to try and pay them a visit.

>>34963096
>Also, what so great about living on the moon anyways. I mean, who would want to live on a satellite that's been peppered by oncoming asteroids for the past 4.54 billion years.
He doesn't know...

yorihime is fucking pretty

>>34869014
Not so fast foolish moonies

>>34963248
who the fuck cares about phobos being inhabited by demons
i'd rather live there than on the moon with your shitty "civilization"
also i can just use hell technology to end the moon's pitiful existence once and for all too at the same time

>>34963464
As expected of a hime.

>>34965267
Quiet, Baron. Or I'll hang you on the wall again.

>>34970909
as if that will change my mind on how heretical you are
i will strike a deal even with eldritch gods just to eliminate your heretic existence

I’ll miss you himes but I enjoyed the time we had.