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From the ashes!

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>> No.34581407
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>>34581393
Butterflies and shit

>> No.34581415
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Ah well, it's sleepy time anyway.

>> No.34581421

>>34581393
Phoenix never ever

>> No.34581436

>>34581421
I'm honestly surprised mge doesn't have a phoenix girl yet

>> No.34581459

>>34581436
This is a failure on KC's part.

>> No.34581464
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>>34581393
Goat pussy.

>> No.34581465

>>34581436
That's because Phoenix girl never ever

>> No.34581481
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Bird that is also a nerd

>> No.34581483
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>Think about a blond Anubis
>Realize that would make her look like a gyaru
>Not sure how I feel about a gyaru Anubis.

>> No.34581485

I just wanna have a lazy-fuck with a monster girl while we both play video games at the same time.

>> No.34581492

>>34581464
Justice is better.

>> No.34581496
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>>34581464

>> No.34581505

>>34581496
10/10 would sacrifice 3 hearts for her hand in marriage

>> No.34581519

>>34581505
>would sacrifice 3 hearts
But she only wants one, yours.
In a metaphorical sense. She'd prefer that you'd stay alive.

>> No.34581520

I wonder if any monstergirls would protect human women from being forcibly turned into sucubi by radicals or would they just be indifferent to their plight.

>> No.34581535

"I have seen your cities burning, I have felt your sons yearning for the peace you had before the tides of war. I have witnessed funeral pyres burning bright with man's desires. I will fight the order forever more." -Deruella

>> No.34581548

>>34581520
I'd doubt it. The most I'd expect would be the monsters trying to transform the women into a particular species that they think is "better" then some of the options.

>Being a monster is great, why wouldn't you want to be one?

>> No.34581550

>>34581520
Moderates don't exist, never have. You're either happy to participate or happy to watch.

>> No.34581566

So, what does your favorite show/game/media in general look like in a world that's always had monster girls? Would it even exist?

>> No.34581593
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>>34581393

>> No.34581600
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So as far as we know if you commit NTR you can get cursed by Eros. I wonder what she does with the victims. I guess if that person was good enough she may sent down a houri to console him, otherwise she might task a cupid/houri/priest of hers with finding him a good match.

I think a houri trying to help a heartbroken man sounds like a nice idea for a story.

>> No.34581624

>>34581600
Can't cheat on your wife if you live inside her mouth. Not that I would anyways. I'm fiercely loyal to her.

>> No.34581661
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>>34581566
One Piece already has monster girls in it

>> No.34581667

>>34581566
Toss up, if it's all just more sex that would be pretty boring. But if love's going to make enlightenment era opuses based on the sublime nature of monstergirl love then that would be pretty cool.

Like, Friedrich's 'Wanderer Above the Sea of Fog' Only it's a pregnant monstergirl holding hands with her husband, and the fog and mountains represent the extremely low fertility rates of her species.

>> No.34581672

>>34581600
>So as far as we know if you commit NTR you can get cursed by Eros
I'm pretty sure this is only if you actually follow Eros.
I mean, otherwise monster girls like bicorn couldn't exist.

>> No.34581678

I like fairies

>> No.34581681

>>34581672
Netori is fine in setting.

>> No.34581693

>>34581566
Well skyrim would have some better female models and wouldn't force me to install so many mods for it.
I keep forgetting that skyrim is 10 years old at this point.

>> No.34581694

>>34581520
>YOU VILL VANT ZE DIKK

>> No.34581700

>>34581681
Wait I got my words wrong. Netorase? Whatever one is the one where the girl gets cuckqueaned

>> No.34581705

>>34581681
How so?

>> No.34581712
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>>34581520
>>34581548
>>34581550
>Demon really likes slow burn corruption
>Sure throwing a vial of ushi-oni blood on a heal slut and watching her rape her tank is fun and all but a bit banal
>The way a female hero fights against the lewd thoughts that pierce her mind suggesting to lay with her companion
>Said thoughts that turn into demands as her body aches and yearns for his seed
>And sure it's fun to watch them eventually fall there is still one type that is better than the sweetest barometz ever
>Denial
>There's nothing more poetic and ironic than a holy paladin refusing to accept she is a monster attempting to rationalize why she pins down her squire every night
>Whether it be through "cleansing" him of his own lust and sin or merely replenishing her own mana
>Plus it's kinda funny how their old armors don't fit and the modifications they have to make
>Demon finishes her day dreaming/inner-monologue
>Demands the radicals refrain from her quarry and sees they get safe passage deeper into the demon realm

>> No.34581723

>>34581681
I don't see the difference.

>> No.34581734

>>34581705
Netori isn't fine, I got the terms confused

>> No.34581761

>>34581681
IIRC netori's like NTR but the reader's supposed to insert into the one stealing the girl. What you're talking about is simply "female NTR". Know your enemy.

>> No.34581773

>>34581761
I'm gomenasai. I know netori isn't the term. It's something else, like netaseraseraserlaser or something

>> No.34581796

>>34581700
Netorase doesn't really happen in the MGE setting. If your monster wife is pushing for you to fuck another monster then she's pushing for a harem.

>> No.34581817

>>34581796
I meant the other way around, there's sections of the world guide saying what goes on if another MG falls for you. Your wife kinda just has to deal with it and you get a harem. Not even yansnakes are true yan, man, it sucks.

>> No.34581870

>>34581817
In the end, MGE is just wish fulfillment.
And as long as it doesn't cause suffering it's pretty much good to go.

>> No.34581879
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>Young dragon crashes through your window,
>faceplants right in front of you
>Looks up at you from the ground
>"Uh... I'm here to make a withdrawal?"

>> No.34581900

>>34581879
Withdrawal of what?

>> No.34581913

>>34581700
>Netorase? Whatever one is the one where the girl gets cuckqueaned
No, netorare is when MC gets cucked
Netori is when MC is the one doing the cucking
Netorase is when MC gets cucked but he is the one who arranged it because he has a cuck fetish
Girls getting cucked is just female NTR

>> No.34581916

>>34581879
I want to help a young dragon build up a hoard through adventuring till it’s even larger than her mother’s

>> No.34581940
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Being chased by a yandere lilim!

>> No.34581961
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>>34581900
Think about it anon, there is only one thing of major value (in her eyes) in the building she just crashed into

>> No.34581969

>>34581961
She'll never steal my 40k minis! They cost a fucking fortune.

>> No.34581986

>>34581961
Copper wiring?

>> No.34581996

>>34581961
If she start to withdraw food from my fringe we're gonna have a problem.

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>> No.34582009

>>34581998
Mereshark is better.

>> No.34582071

>>34581961
My virginity isn't that valuable.

>> No.34582095

>>34581913
I could have sworn it had a term that wasn't just "female NTR"

>> No.34582117
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Which of these three would you prefer to be excessively licking your face all over every night?

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>>34582117
Give me Hell licks every time.

>> No.34582137

>>34582117
I don't know if it's threadcanon getting to me or general maid fetish, but no girl is as good as kiki when it comes to secret/hidden perversion. And I like kiki, but not so much it's colouring my view. It's the stoic servant demeanor + grinding her wet puffy pussy on table corners and huffing your underwear or masturbating over you while you sleep but being careful to not disturb you, maybe until her lust gets the better of her and she starts grinding her drenched pussy on your face.

>> No.34582149
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>What do you mean this love story is a tragic tale?? What do you mean there is no Happy Endings!? IS THIS SOME LAME ATTEMPT TO TRY INSULTING EVERYTHING MY MOTHER FATHER AND SISTERS HAVE WORKED HARD FOR!!!!? HOW DARE YOU WRITE THIS GODAWFUL "TRAGIC TALE" JUST TO TEACH A "MORAL LESSON!?"

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>>34581969
She's taking those minis, and your stock of nuln oil too, just to be safe

>> No.34582193

>>34582149
>monsters make rewrites of our literature
>tragic romances end happily
>harem anime become actual harems

>> No.34582232

>>34582162
NOO MY ROGUE TRADER MINIS!!!

>> No.34582244

So lizard girls gets mere'd when a man defeats them, right?
So would they get really horny if a man starts to bully them?

>> No.34582267

>>34581483
>Mister, if you stick to schedule, I'm going to curse you for, like, a whole week!
Is a laughboner a thing? Because I think I have one.

>>34581712
A woman after my own heart.

>> No.34582279

>>34582117
That kiki looks really unamused by this bullshit, which is weird because even the Pharaoh's official stick in the mud is having a good time. What are they looking at, guys?

>> No.34582305

>>34582279
Squeaky dog toy.

>> No.34582306
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>>34582244
I like the idea that if a really prideful lizard gets beaten, they keep their pride but lizard instincts still wins out in the end
>Trying to say "fuck you" gets replaced with "fuck me"
>"You got lucky" is "You are such a skilled warrior"
>"Fuck off" becomes "Give me your children"

>> No.34582316

>>34582279
>it's all so tiresome.png

>> No.34582326

>>34582149
>Who told you that Silent Hill 2 was supposed to be a love story?

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>>34582149

>> No.34582419
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Strong wife!

>> No.34582449

>>34581998
You're minding the cash register when this chick flops up to you and asks where the pool toys are. You're not even supposed to be here today. What do?

>> No.34582487

>>34582449
I tell her the isle where one can find the pool toys.

>> No.34582519

>>34582449
Right that way.

>> No.34582521

>>34582487
>the isle
Man that's a big store.

>> No.34582533

>>34582487
I also ask if she has an older, bigger sister
>>34582521
ha ha

>> No.34582578

>>34582306
I wonder how long it would take before she's spreading her legs for him and with a very angry look on her face asks him to give her strong children.
"Instinct overwriting pride and will" is a huge fetish of mine.

>> No.34582660

>>34581879
>"Oh my god, are you okay? Can you walk?"
>help the dragon up and check her for cuts or bruises

>> No.34582683

>>34582306
Now I really want a lizard girl that won't admit defeat in-between begging me to impregnate her.

>> No.34582754
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Beeg Dragons.

>> No.34582838
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>>34581900
The only withdrawal she's making is a tactical one.

>> No.34582913

>>34582754
perfect height ratio.

>> No.34582985
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>>34582754
Huge dragons

>> No.34583021

>>34582985
God damn... this dude knows comfy

>> No.34583097

>Doing light aerobics exorcises before bed so you can jump in and snuggle your clingy coldwife in her cold sheets without having to take the time to slowly warm up
>Jumping in cold and relying on shivering and grinding to warm the bed
Which is superior?

>> No.34583165

>>34582985
Tiny men belong to huge monsters.

>> No.34583181

>>34583165
But who do huge men belong to?

>> No.34583182

Hot shower?

>> No.34583186

>>34583181
Either shortstack monsters or even hugererer monsters

>> No.34583189

>>34583165
I belong the hugest monster, however.

>> No.34583213

>>34583181
Tiny Ushis

>> No.34583217

>>34583186
>tiny man marries huge monster
>huge monster has huge son
>huge man marries tiny monster
>tiny monster has tiny son

>> No.34583221

>>34583189
What species?
>>34583217
Thr circle of life.

>> No.34583227

>>34583221
The biggest mino or wurm there is.

>> No.34583252

Ì want to help a loli salamander power level.

>> No.34583280

Best monster to be touchy feely with? Inari, Yeti, Kobold, etc? I need healing for my cold heart.

>> No.34583282
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=u3UiwJE8UH0

>> No.34583343

>>34583227
Why not both?

>> No.34583355

>>34583280
Bogey

>> No.34583366

>>34583280
You meant to be touchy feely with without it immediately turning lewd?

Holstaur would be another choice. Weresheep might sound good in theory but you'll fall asleep.

>> No.34583393

>>34583280
Big snow Bogey with extra stuffing and a long scarf she can use to wrap you up

>> No.34583416

>>34583393
That's not a Bogey, that's a Yeti!

>> No.34583504

Snow harpies are the worst
>fly men up into thier nests
>tear thier clothes off
>let the winter winds force them to submit and seek thier downy soft bodies for warmth
Truly evil.

>> No.34583595

>>34583355
>>34583366
>>34583393
>Bogey's massive hands.
I can't interlock fingers with this.

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>>34583595
yes you can

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>> No.34583657

>>34583504
Just do it. Braving the cold might be worth preserving your dignity, but nothing's worth seeing that smug smile go unchecked as she nonchalantly goes about her day around the nest naked, bending over to pick things up, lying belly up with her legs spread or doing yoga stretches with her face down and ass up

>> No.34583690

>>34583343
Be a bit hard to share, especially with a wurm around.

>> No.34584169

So a harem with a sandworm in it is pretty self explanatory, you all just have orgies in her mouth.

What does a harem of sandworms look like?

>> No.34584262

>>34584169
Kwizats Haderach

>> No.34584324

Also, what if sandworm/queen slime hybrid with multiple 'tongues' in the one worm?

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>>34584324
Sandworm's redneck cousin ain't been quite right lately.

>> No.34584812

>>34583504
I love it when monsters leave a man no other choice but to submit

>> No.34584856

>>34584806
Who'd have thought this existed?

>> No.34584967

>>34584806
They look soft

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>>34584856

>> No.34585333

>>34585223
What a fashionable young lady

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>> No.34585485

>"I showed him who's boss but I still want him to know he's loved"

>> No.34585501

Being put in a headlock and getting noogies from your big mino!

>> No.34585524

stop being so horny

>> No.34585550

>>34585524
no

>> No.34585586

>>34583416
>Yeti in a purple body suit trying to look like a Bogey
>you can clearly see her big paws and white fur bursting through the suit
>she didn't even bother taking her scarf off

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>The portal destination is untenable, there's no way I can survive in that environment!
>Worry not mastah, a host body will be provided!
>A host body?

>> No.34585648

So if I'm wrestling with Lizardgirl or Salamander, if she ends up pinning me she clearly won. Afterwards would she get off because she won and I didn't prove myself or does she take it upon herself to finish her plate because she's already on top?

>> No.34585673

>>34585480
Cats are legitimately S-tier maids, not that much behind Kikkis and Shoggs

>> No.34585745

>>34585480
Are there lewds?

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hors tails

>> No.34585766

>>34585648
The two differ. A lizard would probably leave 99% of the time and with a Salamander it depends if you gave her a fight she would never be able to forget, Sallys care much more about excitement and being pushed to their limits rather than who won.

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>>34585480
BIG
FAT
CAT
TATS

>> No.34585819

>>34585485
It's nice of your Amazoness wife when she brings you flowers.

>> No.34585840

>>34585760
>horse
>no horse ass
Not buying it

>> No.34585972

>>34585812
An interesting maid right there.

>> No.34585980

>>34585648
If it was an one-sided match, I think both will get off and offer to train you, so you can do better next time.
If it was a close match, Salamander will definitely go for it. Lizard will only go if this is like your 10th duel and she's tired of waiting.

>> No.34585994

>>34585766
I wonder what counts as unforgettable and exciting. I imagine even if you don't really even do much wrestling, as long as you grope and grind on her she'll take matters into her own hands.

>> No.34585998

>>34585480
>ragdoll
Oh god, if I hug her does she go limp?

>> No.34586190

>>34585994
Pour superglue over yourself before the fight. She won't forget that in a hurry.

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>>34581393

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>So the Outsider was there as he could be found, traveling around with all the Mythril on the Elf Kings armor, and the armor of all his guards and all his attendants on his bag.
>How he had won it all on an archery competition with the Elf King without a single arrow, and then escaped by lashing a rope to a strange bird and hanging from it is a story for another day.
>But as he was trudging by, the Outsider was encountered by one of this world´s most mysterious creatures.
>A woman! Yes! Also a Lilim! Druella, the Fourth Daughter of the Maou was there, on the road, as the Outsider traveled by. And she called on to him.
<"Young man, where are you taking all the relic armor from the Elf King to?" She asked.
>"Why, back to my world for study and reverse engineering!" He responded.
>This made her very worried, as the question of where would world hopping be made first: A world without internal sewage, or a world with quantum computers has been postulated to her kind, and they had bet wrong.
>So she decided to seduce him, and steal his secrets.
<"Oh, Outsider, forget those old rusty armors. Come to me, and I shall fullfill your deepest fantasies! I can smell you are a Virgin, I shall make all of your sexual desires true!" She offered.
>"Oh? Then give me a glass of ice cold Coke and Rum."
>The Lilim was more than confused with this.
>"I have been told sex is pretty great and all, but have you ever had a glass of ice cold Coke?" The Outsider said. "I´ll show you."
>There was no way a glass of "Coke" and Rum was better than sex, the Lilim thought. No way either for the outsider to give her an ice cold glass of nothing on this road without the ice melting.
>So the Lilim let the Ousider go on the road undisturbed, on the condition that he brought her this novel drink before the day was done, or all the Hellhounds of the realm would know his scent before the night was done, to pursue him and bring him to her.
>The Outsider left, and later that day returned on a very heavy and strange carriage. It had no horses, so it moved very . And from that carriage, he produced a white box, on which more than a shovel of ice had probably be poured in, along with a single glass with a black draught.
<"Very well, I shall drink. But how can I know this is not poison?" The Lilim asked.
>"I´ll take a sip first. Then, you may gulp it all down." Was the answer she got.
<"An indirect kiss!? Such degeneracy!"
>Still, the Outsider took a sip of the draught, and passed the drink over to Druella. After she waved hand signs to the glass and came up with nothing, she took the glass to her lips and took the whole drink with a huge gulp.
>The effect was inmediate, as she plopped to the ground and began to vibrate on a massive sugar rush. No poison had been neccesary, as a Coke had more sugar on it than the stomach of a middle age era individual could handle, and alcohol better refined than anyone could think possible didnt help either.
>The Outsider smiled, and climbed inside his carriage. It pointed himself at the sun, and chased it so fast flames sprouted at the tracks of its wheels.
>The Lilim did, eventually, after digesting all the sugar, make all the Hellhounds of the Realm memorize the scent of the spot he stood on, and made them pursue to the ends of the Realm, wherever he appeared next, but the story of how he evaded them, changing scent every day, is better told another day

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>>34586323
What happens if a Vampire tries to bite a marshmellow cat?

afaik they're immune to being squeezed even by a Wurm

>> No.34586502

>>34581535
"Ughhhhhhhh harpy ass I'm cumminnnng"
-Me

>> No.34586507

>oh look the fag reposted his wall of text

>> No.34586556
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34586556

How do you get Jinko kittens into the bath without getting scratched?

>> No.34586567

>>34423365
Flavor of the month doesnt literally imply a timespan of a month

>> No.34586606

>>34586556
Chainmail.

>> No.34586612

>>34586556
Show them some encyclopedia pictures of tigers swimming and comment how majestic it looks.

>> No.34586616

>>34586556
coveralls, falconer gloves, and prayer

>> No.34586650

>>34586556
You got it wrong. It's getting them out of the bath that's the hard part.

>> No.34586675
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34586675

>>34586556
Bring the bath to them

>> No.34586760

Reminder that its considered unsportsmanlike to bribe loli undines with sweets to tell you where the fish are.

>> No.34586802

I like the idea of a Gremlin who is vindictive with her inventions melting under affection
>Grem-chan has been upset with anon
>Spending his time doing "work"
>Has her legion of automata in the basement working on an invention
>The Anon Anal Tingler Mark 3
>That'll show him
>Anon comes back from work
>Bends over and gives Grem-chan a kiss on the forehead
>Tells her he's sorry for not spending as much time with her
>He's finally gotten the hard stuff done so from now he's going to be home more often
>Say's he's been missing her a lot and he wants to spend some time with her
>Tells her that tonight they'll go out to a nice restaurant and then have some you-and-me time afterwards
>She's red to the face and her ears are twitching
>He gives her another kiss then goes off to get ready
>Grem-chan rushes downstairs asap
>Has to tell the automata that they're changing plans from the Anon Anal Tingler to the Anon Aftercare Administrator ASAP

>> No.34586805

>>34586556
bring live fish into the bath
they cannot resist

>> No.34586809

>>34586502
That's also me.

>> No.34586907

>>34586502
>>34586809
Is it even possible to resist fat harpy ass and thighs? I won't even entertain the thought for Jubs, I know they're getting bred on sight regardless.

>> No.34587097

>>34586907
If the rest of them is sticc I’m out.
It’s all about being proportionate.

>> No.34587137

>>34586556
jinkos are not house cats, house cats are the odd balls that dont like water

>> No.34587143

Smug meidos.

>> No.34587144

>>34586907
Imagine getting attacked by a whole flock of JubJubs. Every single one of them grinding the needy pussies and mouths against some part of your body, drenching you entirely as no part of you is left unmolested

>> No.34587169

>>34587137
So would a chesh hate bathing?

>> No.34587212
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34587212

>"Men these days don't know how to cook or be a man. All they do is eat Prisoner Fruit this and monstergirl foodstuff that. Be "desirable to monstergirl", charge their phones, go to that Adventure Pirate Island Matori and begged to be taken by some succubus or hellhound. Or Illias forbid, be some gold digger to some Danuki or dragoness with a hoard."

>> No.34587236
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34587236

yip

>> No.34587260

>>34586907
Nope. Better give in and claim that bird ass.

>> No.34587271

>>34587236
Appa, yip-yip!

>> No.34587344
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34587344

If a monster and her husband were trying for a baby and she got pregnant, would she tell him immediately or wait a bit to have a few more weeks of pretend impregnation sex? This is very important

>> No.34587373
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34587373

>go onto 4monster
>make Mino Supremacy thread
>type "How can anyone compete?" "Human boys like me are literally made for big minos"
>wait
>profit?

>> No.34587376

>>34587344
why not both
>honey, i think i might be pregnant but we need to make sure

>> No.34587391

>>34587236
Don't know whether to molest the tail or the belly

>> No.34587392

>>34587373
How did minos become shitposters?

>> No.34587450

>>34581520
Monsterzation doesn't have to be super fast.

>> No.34587570
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34587570

>>34582578
>anon beats lizard and offers her his hand to help her up
>"Do I look I want help? No dumbass, I want your babies!"
>why did I say that? okay I'll tell him to fuck off
>"Now get over here and make me a mother!"
>shit

>> No.34587608

>>34587570
Well, okay.
>puts enough buns in her oven that her kids won't think she even sparred with an another monster

>> No.34587616

>>34586480
Same thing that happens when you squeeze cotton

>> No.34587645

>>34587169
She’s a wonderland cat so she does the opposite. She loves water but hates fish. If you listen carefully, you might even get her to “wan” or “awoo”

>> No.34587678

>>34587450
It’s better when it isn’t. Slowly changing day by day, rationalizing small changes, exploring new features, and mentally changing to fit her new body makes for a much more compelling transformation.

>> No.34587681

>>34587645
what would happen if you manage record her awooing, and then showed it to her after the fact while asking, what's going on?

>> No.34587785
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34587785

nom

>> No.34587791

I want to tease a very old fox and call out that she has never even seen a man before me, and take her on a date and see her just nearly drop all her tofu at every little thing I do for her.

>> No.34587815

>>34587785
I love late night's wurm drawing, they are so cute and one of the reasons that I fell for wurms

>> No.34587829

When reanimating a zombie, how do you clean out the bugs that are living inside her? I don't want to stick my dick in her bug-filled pussy

>> No.34587860

Getting my centaur daughter a pet horse because i'm a good rich dad!

>> No.34587866

>>34587829
take her to the zombie wash, they will clean her up and make her smell like flowers or your money back

>> No.34587891

>>34587866
Thanks, Cancer-chan

>> No.34587913
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34587913

>>34587608
>years of comfy living and giving birth to two daughters have made anon's lizard wife softer in all the right places
>daughters are having trouble believing their mom is the same woman as the hard looking warrior with dad in the old photos
>lizard wife demands anon spar with her in front of them to restore her wounded pride
>she's slightly out of shape (which even her daughters know not to point out directly) so anon has the upper hand
>however knows he can't beat her and wound her pride more in front of their daughters and that she would hate it even more if he let her win
>calls it a draw after deciding they've put on enough of a show for the kids
>lizard starts leaning on him from the "exertion" so he walks his wife back in the house while the daughters start trying to recreate their parent's moves in the backyard
>lizard wife leans in and says "You know when I think about them growing up to be as strong as we were I don't really mind what they think"
>anon responds with "Hey honey, I thought you were plenty strong" and "you looked pretty cool out there"
>Lizard wife begins breathing heavily and dragging anon towards the bedroom while muttering something about "a third"
Thinking of lizardgirls in a new way

>> No.34587917

>>34587785
Foolish wurm, latenite's cats are indestructible

>> No.34587943

>>34587376
>makes husband worried so he takes her to the doctor
>worried he'll be mad when the doctor affirms that she is indeed pregnant but instead he dotes on her endlessly
Monsters don't know how easy they have it sometimes

>> No.34587949

>>34587891
You are welcome, we don't only clean zombies, we clean everything that is a little too hard to do at home, so give us a ring, we will a send a cancer to help clean out those worries of yours

>> No.34587965

>>34587860
Becoming the pet horse for my centaur daughter because i'm a really poor dad!

>> No.34587992

>>34587917
I want to see an ugly-cute marshmellow cat. Like the cat in this video
https://youtu.be/sJeuWZNWImE

>> No.34588011

>>34587645
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aP3gzee1cps
Can't trust them.

>> No.34588038

I had an idea
>lizard gal pulls out her sword to fight me
>pull the old Indiana Jones on her
>put a couple kids in her
>Kids are taught quick draw and how to maintain their guns
>hero pulls out sword
>See second line

>> No.34588063
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34588063

Who wins in a slap-off Minotaur or Jinko?

>> No.34588090

>>34588063
Mino

>> No.34588126

>>34588038
Why are people so fixated on bringing guns to swordfights?

>> No.34588140

Does your waifu mogs you?

>> No.34588205

>>34588140
by size yes, how do you outsize an 8ft wurm, but you are 5'9", I don't care because cuddle time is better being coiled and brought close to her

>> No.34588233

>>34588126
1. Edgy MCedgerton
2.people don't care for warriors or if they do, don't care for themselves being warriors
3.being obnoxious about guns being better

>> No.34588251

>>34588126
Indiana Jones

>> No.34588294

>>34582117
>”she hasn’t done ‘it’ yet lmao”

>> No.34588352

I was wondering why my kiki maid likes to keep my sweaty clothes from when I work out longer than the normal ones? She says it takes longer to truly clean, but when I get them back, they have a faint smell of something I can't quite put my fingers on

>> No.34588375

>>34588126
I like when it goes boom.

>> No.34588381
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34588381

>>34588038
>ochimusa challenges you to a swordfight
>agree knowing you have a demon silver revolver hidden in your waistband
>as soon as the duel starts she pulls out a demon silver flintlock and shoots you quicker than you can blink
>you have a new bodyguard

>> No.34588398

>>34588352
It's just the family secret cleaner, don't worry about it. Have some tea.

>> No.34588408
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34588408

What new Monster Girl things are coming in the future? It feels like it has been a drought.

>> No.34588431

>>34588408
KC is too busy with the game so...

>> No.34588514

>>34588398
why does it taste a bit salty

>> No.34588535

>>34588408
90% chances it will be a horse.

>> No.34588547

>>34588126
Because none of us would stand a chance in a swordfight against someone who's been training her entire life.

>> No.34588623

>>34588547

And who also has a body MADE for combat and a personality/disposition MADE for combat, when the average Succubus is at least stronger than an average man, the same as an average man is stronger than the average woman.

>> No.34588665

>>34588431
Any side stuff to look forward to? A new willsaga book?

>>34588535
Race horses aren't monster girls.

>> No.34588675
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34588675

Cunny!

>> No.34588706

If you defeat a Salamander in a fight that wasn't even close, would she be upset if you victory rape her anyway?

>> No.34588756
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34588756

>>34587678
I agree. Insatiable and crazy horny human girls due to monsterization is great.

>> No.34588758

>>34588706
I'm pretty sure she'd be into that.

>> No.34588817

>>34588706
She's still like it. Bonus points if you shove her head into the pillow and call her a scrub.

>> No.34588818

>>34588665
>Race horses aren't monster girls.

He will make them so.

>> No.34588890

>>34582117
>my heels hurt
>this dog is too hot
>i wish i was at home serving master

>> No.34588934

>>34586556
Sedation and restraint. Jinko cubs are hand wash only.

>> No.34588948

>>34588140
yes
she enjoys mogging everyone around her, but me especially

>> No.34589073

I would like more tragedy and sadness in the setting.

>> No.34589081

man was made for large monster girls wives

>> No.34589099

>>34588675
>first result of reverse image searching this is a feminist organization

>> No.34589118

>>34589099
She looks pretty empowered to me.

>> No.34589154

>>34589073
Go to /tg/ edgy retard.

>> No.34589160
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34589160

>>34589081
Amen

>> No.34589162

>>34589073
People left /tg/ to get away from you.

>> No.34589226

>>34589073
You're the same guy complaining about people being horny aren't you?

>> No.34589270

Anyone here make one or two of these before? Might try my hand at one soon.
https://gelbooru.com/index.php?page=post&s=list&tags=el_joey+monster_girl_encyclopedia+

>> No.34589287

>>34589162
>>34589154
i thought edginess implied things like bloodlust and rage,

>> No.34589347
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34589347

>>34589073
We have enough of that irl.

>> No.34589376

>>34589270
Making one to build or building one?

>> No.34589387
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34589387

>>34588756
>"Ah, husband. The shrine maiden wishes to be your mistress."

>> No.34589388

>>34589226
I'm not against happy endings,
they just feel more fulfilling when someone had to suffer and persevere to get it.

>> No.34589412

>>34589387
https://danbooru.donmai.us/data/original/3d/51/__remilia_scarlet_touhou_drawn_by_kameyan__3d513e9e50182552aec88b6180b32004.jpg
i perfer the vamp

>> No.34589433
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34589433

>>34589376
From one of the templates. I'm thinking I'll do a Gazer.

>> No.34589439

>>34588063
Jinkos slaps deal bonus slash damage.
Mini didn't forgot her gauntlets so her armored blows perk is useless here
Jinko wins the dps check.

>> No.34589441

>>34588890
I would do things to try and bring out my Kiki's inner wan. I would purposely ask for a cup of coffee with her on the back patio when there's a full moon and ask her to look at it and tell me if she thinks it's pretty. I will get her to AWOO~ if it's the last thing I do.

>> No.34589463

Nah i like when my horny and sadness mixes together in a fucked up cocktail, misery is hot.

>> No.34589466
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34589466

>>34589081

>> No.34589465

>>34589154
>>34589162
remember when /tg/ was good?

>> No.34589485

>>34589433
Why does geiza look so upset? She should be happy and smug!

>> No.34589502

>>34587678
>>34588756
Based taste. Love me some slow burn monsterization. Sadly i prefer pslimes though so its kinda hard to do that.

>> No.34589508

>>34589463
You're the type to like manticore bullying someone with her tailpussy only for him to run far away one day out of thr blue before she could say it was just a prank bro, breed by mantipussy

>> No.34589516

>>34589388
No, you dumb faggot you don't belong here. You go back to your dead thread that you helped kill and stay there. Nobody wants tragedy, monster boys, or you here.

>> No.34589563
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34589563

>You said you did not want to be raped by that ocelomeh. However, when we examine articles 24 and 52 we can see that is indeed a false statement Mister anon
>How do you plead to this in your defence?

>> No.34589590

>>34589563
I wanna bang bang bang 'cause you pull my devil trigger

>> No.34589637

>>34589563
The devil is just drawing this out to make the cats revenge sex that much sweeter, everyone knows cum=consent

>> No.34589640

>>34589563
Like girls with slit pupils.

>> No.34589642

>>34589081
https://www.mrinitialman.com/OddsEnds/Sizes/sizes.html?base_ft=5&base_in=10&comp_ft=8&comp_in=6
At least this big, yes?

>> No.34589648

>>34589226
It's probably the bug boy schizo from /tg/ again.
>>34589465
We had a good time until he showed up. Not making that mistake again.

>> No.34589689

>>34589563
First of all, I DID want to get raped by that ocelomeh, I never said I didn't. I don't even know why I am on trial when I could be at home pinned down by those chocolate thighs.

>> No.34589714

>>34589387
Honey, pls. I asked you to stop collecting wives for me, even if they are cute.

>> No.34589727

>>34589563
I did not have sexual relations with that ocelomeh

>> No.34589752

>>34589563
I wanted a Jinko to bang not an Ocelomeh.

>> No.34589761

Guys the maid academy sent a Flow Kelp rather than a Kiki, even though I specifically asked for a Kiki. Do Flow Kelps even make good maids?

>> No.34589765

For me it’s when the monster girl grows bigger the more you fuck them. Starting as a loli but eventually getting BEEGer than you:
https://exhentai.org/g/1851583/807c8c39dc/

>> No.34589782
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34589782

>>34589563
My angel lawyer is gonna maker her statemen-

>> No.34589783

>>34589761
Well you can probably use her as a mop and wipe various surfaces...

>> No.34589803

>>34589563
She did not rape me, it's not true!
It's bullshit! She did not rape me!
She did not!
Oh hi, March

>> No.34589806
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34589806

>>34589761
Yes! Sad ones, but good ones. Just make sure to stroke her kelp often.

>> No.34589812

>>34589765
Both of those are pretty hot.

>> No.34589824

>>34583252
>Ì want to help a loli salamander power level.
Me too. Including a lot of sparring, wrestling and huge mana infusions.

>> No.34589836
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34589836

>>34583393
>>34583416
>>34585586

>> No.34589851

>>34589836
funny but
>discord
you're on thin ice bud

>> No.34589880

>>34589836
Lol

>> No.34589912

>>34589806
I would stroke her kelp as long as she needs as a reward for a good job

>> No.34589928

>>34589836
>Bogey2988
I laughed and I hate myself for it.

>> No.34589978

My favorite genre of monster girl images are ones of a monster girl and her husband doing cute slice of life things

>> No.34590015

>>34589978
Me too, what are some of your favorites?

>> No.34590019
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34590019

>>34589978

>> No.34590030
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34590030

>>34589978
My favorites are when they're looking at you with a strong, unrelenting desire to rape

>> No.34590061

>>34590030
>you think this tentacle will stop me from sucking you dry?

>> No.34590085

>>34590030
If I've said it once I've said it a thousand times. I would save the ghoul from the tentacles as long as she promises to be a good girl and become my maid SPECIFICALLY without raping me in the process. I know she's lying through her teeth but I just want to give her a chance.

>> No.34590143

>>34589160
That looks pretty gay.

>> No.34590221 [DELETED] 
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34590221

Monstergirl species for this subtle feel?

>> No.34590243

>>34590221
Amazon, manticore, vampire, etc

>> No.34590280
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34590280

>>34589978
My favourite genre is "normal" monstergirls as lolis.

>> No.34590385

>>34590280
I want that wight to step on my cock with spectral heels

>> No.34590388

>>34590280
Pantyless at such a young age? How lewd...

>> No.34590477

>>34590221
Wisp

>> No.34590499

>>34590477
>>34590243
>responding to off-topic spam

>> No.34590627

>>34589851
dont most communities have discord nowadays?

>> No.34590656
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34590656

>>34590388
They're both in the triple digits

>> No.34590657

related-by-blood or adopted daughter-dicking?

>> No.34590670

>>34590627
having and accepting are two different things

>> No.34590682

>>34590656
asses don't do anything for me unless they're wearing panties.

>> No.34590721

>>34588623
I say its a magical setting
Theres probably a decent variety of ways to git gud that isnt just cursed swords and hero genetics

>> No.34590741

>>34590657
For me it's oyakodon with your gf and her single mother (now your second wife).

>> No.34590764
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34590764

>>34590388
Young girls wearing no panties or alternatively wearing really lewd ones really is a staple of monster fashion.

>> No.34590787

>>34590741
For single mothers how do you prefer?
>Monster adopted a human daughter and monsterized
>Human took in a monster and monsterized
>Single human mom and human daughter monsterized together
>Single monster adopted another monster because CC and wanted company

>> No.34590798

>>34590787
None of them

>> No.34590802

>>34590764
For me, it's the single bandaid over the slit.

>> No.34590805

>>34590787
Third one

>> No.34590806
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34590806

>>34590764
the hottest is when you can see they're not wearing panties

>> No.34590813

>>34590388
Undead are philosophically against underwear. It's a cultural thing.

>> No.34590918

>>34590813
are any monsters pro-underwear?

>> No.34590926

>>34590721

There are, according to the settings, if a human trains in a training grounds used by Jinkos and Hinezumis enough, said man will attain their strenght. Also a Khepri King, even if formed from a completely untrained guy, likely has enough strenght to just brute force defeat a Minotaur or a Jinko.

But, how common is it for a guy to have access to those stuff? That is the question.

>> No.34590930
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34590930

>>34590918

>> No.34590931

>>34590918
Kiki maybe? They probably like the garter setup.

>> No.34590945

>>34590918
only the good ones.

>> No.34590946

>>34590918
yes, after a hard day of work the husband needs to give their underwear to their wife

>> No.34590947
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34590947

All powerlines must be strong enough to withstand fat harpy ass.

>> No.34590973
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34590973

>>34590918
It's well established covering things make it more lewd.

>> No.34590999

>>34590143
It's not gay to do things for your wife

>> No.34591024

>>34590926
Depends on the persons own brand of the setting
Just like that one guy that removes dragonia because dragons are rare snowflakes and dragonia apparently ruins that

>> No.34591048

I want to take a Lilim, Dragon, Pharaoh, Youko, Baphomet, and Ocelomeh ballroom dancing. Imagine the fun of close dancing to slow music.

>> No.34591054

>>34590918
>Wild monsters that live in forests or caves, etc. basically don't wear underwear, and even most monsters that live in towns, etc. don't wear it, but on the other hand, there are more than a few monsters who do wear it. However, they do not perceive underwear as underwear. They perceive it as an article of clothing that is worn to visually excite men and be stripped off by men. Also, naturally, even monsters that basically don't wear underwear will wear it if their husband desires and is turned on by it since their selection of clothing is based around sex and the man's desires.

>> No.34591182

>>34591024
>dragonia apparently ruins that
how?

>> No.34591224

>>34591182
Not that guy but dragonia was kind of disappointing to me. The stuff I like about dragons (like how they're greedy and mean and arrogant) is tossed aside. They're just lizard people with wings at that point.

>> No.34591227

>>34590787
Everything but the third sounds great, and even that one could be workable.

>> No.34591231
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34591231

>>34581393

>> No.34591299

>>34591182
Just consider Dragonia as the Switzerland of the setting. All the Dragons have the overflowing part of their horde deposited there, and they appear to be overpopulated because hey are all gathered there when they get tired of extorting peasants for money, instead of being thinly spread over the rest of the world.

>> No.34591310

>>34591182
Too many dragons aparently

>> No.34591326

>>34591224
>They're just lizard people with wings at that point.
M

>> No.34591339

>>34591224
MERE LIZARD

>> No.34591352

>>34591310
>Too many dragons aparently
>angry kaiba face.jpg

>> No.34591357

>>34591224
>>34591299
I've always headcanon-ed that the dragons we see out in the wider world are outcasts who got kicked out because they let their greed consume them.

>> No.34591359
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34591359

>>34590947
Helping your crow tengu build a nice nest

>> No.34591362

>>34590656
Good loli lich butt.

>> No.34591363

>>34591231
You wife looks like a cabbage.

>> No.34591384

>>34591054
I need to see some typically undewearless monsters in lingerie. Slime, Tentacle, Greenworm, etc. Sounds very cute.

>> No.34591398

>>34590973
How would she react if I took one of the naked horns and popped it in my mouth

>> No.34591442

>>34590999
You can do straight things with your wife and gay things with your wife.

>> No.34591456

>>34591357
I figure it's the other way around. The dragons outside of Dragonia are the normal dragons and the ones in Dragonia act like humans because they were raised by humans.

>> No.34591467

I wonder how many dr*gons there should be in Dr*gonia. Say... about 6 million? Yup, I'm having an idea.

>> No.34591478

>>34591227
>momster spreading her newly monsterized apoptive daughter's pussy inviting you in
>monsterized daughter spreading her lonely momster's pussy for you to indulge in
hot

>> No.34591526

>>34591478
Add in a layer cake and you're golden.

>> No.34591568
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>> No.34591743

>>34591224
I think most dragons gave up on the arrogance once they found out about dragon zombies.

>> No.34591795

>>34591743
That would certainly knock one down a peg.

>> No.34591807

so does that I mean I should stop liking dragons/

>> No.34591822

>>34591807
no

>> No.34591834

>>34590221
>posting ntr doujins

>> No.34591837

>>34591568
this is very silly picture

>> No.34591841

>>34591807
No keep loving dragons and make more dragon babies

>> No.34591865

>>34591834
>posting doujins at all
Listen, unless there is a clear-as-day monster girl dead center on the page I don't want to see any

>> No.34591934
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34591934

Had a dream where I was at a park and attempted to drug a cheshire cat, so that I could rape her. She was too smart to it until I gave her a can of pork 'n' beans. She loved it, and then I slipped the roofie in there. Woke up before I could actually fuck her though which was a bummer

>> No.34591971

>>34591934
>a can of pork 'n' beans
Is this a Cheshire's true weakness?

>> No.34591984

>>34591934
>want to do drugplay with a cheshire
>slather roofie all over your cock
>cheshire instinctively goes to suck your cock because you wave it around her
easy as pie

>> No.34592003

>>34591971
Bro, I couldn't even pull her away from it. Didn't even need to be heated up. Didn't even care that it was still in the can. She was going to town on them. Didn't even care that I dropped the roofie right on top in plain view. She loved those pork 'n' beans.

>> No.34592017

>>34590019
impressive

>> No.34592020

At what age does the average Amazoness girl become taller than her father?

>> No.34592026

>>34592020
12

>> No.34592087

>>34592020
Early teens to be the same height and late teens to be taller

>> No.34592116

>>34592020
Depends on how much of a manlet he is.

>> No.34592127

Any stupid thoughts?
One i had was replacing that one Wyvren IN that harry potter movie with an MGE one that rapes harry

>> No.34592158
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34592158

>>34591934
>Sitting in a movie theater watching cars 2
>Notice a Cheshire two seats over eating beans
>She notices me staring and accidently spills the beans all over her lap
>A hellhound also witnesses this and shouts look at this pussy over here eatin beans
>She runs out of the theater crying
Poor Cheshire.

>> No.34592210

>>34592127
>harry potter
Under MGE rules harry would be in danger of getting raped by multiple different girls every book but the last IIRC

>> No.34592216

>>34592158
Poor Chesh. I'm going to invite her to my place to watch the 4 Shrek movies on my couch. I'll go and get every flavor of Bush's Baked Beans that the store has.

>> No.34592230

>>34592216
Sounds like a good way to get her farting all night. No bueno

>> No.34592231
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34592231

How to deal with spooky moths that I also find arousing?

>> No.34592249
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34592249

Is it rude to fap when watching a Jinko training?

>> No.34592265

>>34592230
Just imagine how happy she'd be making you smell her farts, though.

>> No.34592273

>>34592230
Well shit better get some GasX too, I'm not a degenerate brapfag

>> No.34592276

>>34592249
Very much so Anon, you save your cum for her post workout sex.

>> No.34592286

>>34592249
How else am I supposed to make her mid-workout protein and vitality shake? She even lets me use her armpit while she does the leg press.

>> No.34592323

>CC/MILF monsters raping shotas

>> No.34592345

>>34592323
>CC/MILF monsters being overwhelmed by shotas

>> No.34592347

>>34592158
I want more flustered Cheshire. They fucking deserve it.

>> No.34592371
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34592371

>>34581393

>> No.34592377
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34592377

>> No.34592381

>>34592345
>Your mom being overwhelmed by shotas

>> No.34592393

>>34592381
That's part of my life story, yes.

>> No.34592424

>>34592345
>Snap back to reality
>CC/MILF monsters GANGraping all the shotas

>> No.34592434
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34592434

Breed birds

>> No.34592450
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34592450

>>34592434
Yes, but not that bird. I'll take the whore bird or coomerbrain bird.

>> No.34592459

>>34592377
Wait where are his arms? This better not be amputee porn...

>> No.34592470

>>34592393
Wacky

>> No.34592472

I want to bukkake a Black Harpy so hard that people will mistake her for a regular Harpy walking around covered in my dried cum

>> No.34592473
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34592473

>>34592434
If you say so

>> No.34592475

>>34592459
I believe his limbs are inside the shogbed and he's just being restrained.

>> No.34592479

>>34592450
Kejorous would do those sort of things too, think about it. She's used goods like the black harpy.

>> No.34592486

>>34592231
Enter the time loop. Eventually you will reach the happy married life per Layers of White per Solopipb

>> No.34592491

>>34592210
>Harry Potter got caught and raped by an unmasked yandere Basilisk somewhere underneath the school

>> No.34592498
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34592498

>>34592377
>>34592459
I like to imagine whatever affected them can grow them back or heal

>> No.34592510

>>34592498
Sauce me

>> No.34592516
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34592516

>>34592479
Yeah, but I don't like long hair. I'll stick with bird

>> No.34592517

>>34592434
It's a travesty that Gandharva has literally one NSFW picture in her gallery.

>> No.34592531

>>34592491
>somewhere underneath the school
chamber of secrets*

>> No.34592551

>>34592424
That could make for a decent doujin.

>> No.34592563

>>34592434
Best bird.

>> No.34592567

>>34592551
I remember there is a doujin on sad panda about group of boys attempting to dominate onis and failing

>> No.34592575

>>34592510
There is no sauce. That’s it. Just an eere comic of that size. Nothing more.
The character is Fujino from Kara no Kyoukai and FGO. She is an esper girl, but in her universe this translates to the power user being a psychopath and yandere because the human brain isn’t exactly compatible with ESP

>> No.34592601

>>34592575
Son of a bitch
Anything similar

>> No.34592603

>>34592567
Probably several like that out there. I was thinking something more psychological where it starts off as the shota domming [insert MG], then the viewer later finds out it's a delusion brought on by how absolutely poorly that plan actually went. Can't beat the CC.

>> No.34592640
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34592640

>>34581879
>be dragon knight
>have dragon daughter
>dragon daughter wants to join dragon knights some day
>still too young to join, but she is strong enough to carry you and your equipment
>she asks you to ride her so she can learn to be a good mount

>> No.34592678

>>34592601
Ummmm I recently read a doujin of an yandere necromancer that revived her beloved but turns out he was in love with another woman so she broke his legs to rape him and eventually brainwash him in the future. Does that count?

>> No.34592700
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34592700

>Ratatoskr says she knows your secret fetishes
>Says she will tell everyone if you fuck and marry her right now on the spot
>Says she'll even do all of them with you
>You call her bluff, there's no way she knows what they are
>Later that day, she finally learns your fetishes
>The horror that washes over her face when she realizes the fucked up shit you like
Lazy fluff rat shoulda done some digging before making that offer. Now she's gotta follow through. It's all in magical writing. Can't back out now.

>> No.34592719

>>34592700
>"Stop complaining and put o the floor tile suit"

>> No.34592734

>>34592678
Sure got a sauce for that

>> No.34592750

>>34592700
>"Put on the banana suit, put it on NOW!"

>> No.34592753

>>34592459
1) Her arms and legs are inside the Shogbed and the drawing just makes a bad job showing it

or

2) The shog material in her arms and legs open eldritch portals elsewhere, so while he is wearing them his legs and arms are just going through the portal to ensure he cant use them. Think of it like super cuffs.

>> No.34592768

>>34592734
Gimme a sex I’m checking

>> No.34592779

>>34592768
that's a steep price, I dunno if he's going to be ok with that

>> No.34592791

>>34592459
The side view seems pretty clear she melted his limbs.

>> No.34592799

>>34590019
>lamia sees that anon is impressed by the trick
>she goes to the store to buy a turkey

>> No.34592804
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34592804

>>34592734
Tah-dah
https://exhentai.org/g/1135701/687d8d9cb1/
>>34592768
>>34592779
I-I meant sec! It was a misclick. I-It isn’t like I’m some sort of desperate 800+ years old kitsune or something.

>> No.34592811

>>34592640
>Training your daughter to be good while she's under another man
Samwise, we need you!

>> No.34592827

>>34592804
Thanks

>> No.34592857

I can't quite place it but somethings felt off about this thread for the past 150 posts or so

>> No.34592869
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34592869

>>34581393

>> No.34592872
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34592872

>>34592804
ANCIENT FOX

>> No.34592879

>>34592872
>that skindentation
alright I have a boner now

>> No.34592886

>>34592857
The momster girls started falseflagging as anons

>> No.34592896

>>34592857
There's been a lack of Wurms and Greenworms, for better or for worse really.

>> No.34592908

>>34592791
If he's made of shogstuff she can just reform them later. It's not even that different from the portal idea someone else posted.

>> No.34592933
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34592933

>Dragons are notoriously infertile
>Anon manages to have triplets with local dragon waifu
No man is prepared for this, one dragon daughter is hard enough, two at the same time is inconceivable, but THREE? May the gods have mercy on his soul

>> No.34592935

>>34592700
>"Yeah most of them are unfeasible for someone with really little magical knowledge like myself, we could always start slow a-"
>Rata shuts me up by handing me a customized spell kit and a manual while stammering "I-I won't forgive you if you hold back b-baka."
And that was the day I figured out how to make a Ratatoskr as big as a Dire Minotaur.

>> No.34592944

>>34589563
Eh, I remember I put her into a mating press?

>> No.34592955
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34592955

I normally don't use any form of social media but I'm thinking of getting a Twitter account solely for communicating with Kenkou Cross just to ask worldbuilding questions. Is that a good idea or not?

>> No.34593006

>>34592955
>that image
>without the accompanying copypasta
alright what >>34592857 said something about the thread is cursed

>> No.34593020

>>34592857
This monster girl thread has no fire exit.

>> No.34593042

>>34592935
I have mentioned massive muscle Rata in the past, I'm in if it's that easy to get one.

>> No.34593087

>>34593006
Yeah, if I do get a Twitter account for communicating with Kenkou Cross, my first question will probably be if it's possible to tell the difference between a pure elf and corrupted elf by their physique, both being fit but the former having a beanpole physique and the latter having a voluptuous physique.

>> No.34593091

>>34593020
oh
oh fuck I have to get out of here

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>>34581393

>> No.34593125

>>34591054
Wights would definitely have a good sense for using lingerie. And a loli one would have cute embarassed expressions while showing it off to you.

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34593130

>>34593020
>no fire exit
That's illegal you know

>> No.34593131

>>34593091
>be a pizza delivery guy
>told to deliver to sally corp headquarters
>go to building
>see no fire escape
>see some sallys on the upper levels casting sultry gazes at you from the windows
>leave the pizza on the ground and tell them it's right here, getting your ear chewed off by your boss is worth it

>> No.34593144

The thing I want to happen to me is to be a shota bought for a group of real perverted CC/ Milf monster girls who are just salivating at the sight of me. Then I get gang-raped and used at their leisure and left exhausted, and tired covered in all their cum. After this, they cuddle me and keep me warm in their embrace as I sleep

>> No.34593151
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34593151

>>34593091
Don't worry, the standard procedure for exiting the thread is to burn down the original entrance and exit, leaving only the fire exit, I went ahead and did that part for ya, have a good one anon!

>> No.34593174

>>34593151
Anon, remember, we're not supposed to burn down the thread.

>> No.34593199

>>34593151
WHAT, Oh, goddess of scales art tho in heaven, give me a haven, give me strength, and give me scales for I am a follower of your word

>> No.34593200

Remember that all monster girls are really weak to cheesy love notes.

>> No.34593205

>>34592933
At least it wasn't heckpup quads.

>> No.34593228
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34593228

What is this expression trying to convey?

>> No.34593229

>>34593042
If Megamorphosis exists then it stands to reason you can make more body changing spells.
Massive Rata is a good start, but if I had the tools to indulge in every fetish that would just be the tip of the iceberg for what she's going to go through, and it's even hotter due to the consent.

>> No.34593232
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34593232

>>34593174
But what else am I supposed to burn? Fire is very fun!

>> No.34593273

>>34593228
Gacha womb got him fucked up, He knocked up her up 5 times and only got werecats and kobolds when he wants jinkos and hellhounds

>> No.34593285

>>34593130
Sounds pretty hot, though.

>>34593228
Mild hypoxia.

>> No.34593292

>>34589387
Feels good to be lord. Spread the seed

>> No.34593314

>>34593273
If I get a 5-star Echidna, does that mean rate up on 5 stars in the womb gacha?

>> No.34593327

>>34593314
you need to roll 100 times for a guaranteed 5 star

>> No.34593328

>>34593228
This monster is surely for gambling addicts and anons who like pregnant waifus

>> No.34593335

>>34593200
>Ah Ms. Vampire I long to see you once again
>Alas, I must toil all day and you come out only under the veil of the evening, it pains me that I cannot thrust my gaze upon you longer
>Every evening I see your magnificent hair illuminated by the evening moonlight
>Your pale skin contrasting the cool night like a marble statue of a goddess in an ephemeral frame
>Your lips as vibrant and supple as a midwife's bosom, oh how I wish to one day bring them to my own
>Your embrace I long for and desire every night, oh how I wish to bask in your majesty and accompany you in my arms
>My desire for you burns like the midday sun, and only the cool moonlight you irradiate can quell it.
>Signed, your neighbor and devoted admirer, Anon
>PS: A tennis ball I was playing around with the other day went over your fence, do you mind returning it to me?
Hope she likes it

>> No.34593340

>>34593314
No, but you can roll 5% more often. You WILL roll 10% more often.

>> No.34593341

>>34593273
>Gacha womb gives you the "first one free" with the guaranteed echidna on the first birth
It's how they get ya, devious bastards

>> No.34593346

>>34593327
UFCK, UCKF, FUCK

>> No.34593400

How deep does the rabbit hole go?

>> No.34593420

>>34593400
It depends and there are four holes to go down, so have fun.

>> No.34593421

>>34593400
How well can you thrust?

>> No.34593452

>>34593400
Error: Not enough space.

>> No.34593455

>>34593420
>Four
What about her ears?

>> No.34593466

>>34593420
>four holes
What did anon mean by this?

>> No.34593467
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34593467

>>34593400
you'd be surprised

>> No.34593469

>>34592434
Birds need to be bred well. Maybe go back and breed them a few more times.

>> No.34593486
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34593486

>>34593400
Very,dont dig too deep or you may never come back

>> No.34593497

>>34593466
The nose only counts as one.

>> No.34593523

For those who like their gals large and muscular, what is better, bigger and muscular lower body with a decent rack, strong fat in all the right places, or very lean and shredded?

>> No.34593574

>>34593486
What do you have to do to make your wife look at you like that? Did I forget 3 of the kids' birthday or something?

>> No.34593592

>>34593523
lean is pretty grossly unhealthy

>> No.34593595

>>34593574
You asked her for a small break to let your pelvis recover

>> No.34593609

>>34593574
>Hey anon you didnt forgot the birthday present of EACH one of our kids right?

>> No.34593620

>>34593574
You forgot hers.

>> No.34593631

>>34593486
For me, it's the one 4th from the left in the foreground with twintails. Little cutie. I'd spoil her rotten and give her piggy back rides every day. She would be my little princess in a completely non-sexual manner.

>> No.34593632

>>34581393
https://exhentai.org/g/1902843/710ac7ada1/

>> No.34593634

>>34593595
>"I'll give you a small break, alright."
Word choice is important.

>> No.34593649

>>34593620
>hey sweetie what do you want for your birthday?
>gravid tummy full of 10 more anon, you know the drill

>> No.34593670

>>34593609
>taking up woodworking and visiting the local artisan's guild to keep up with birthday present demands

>> No.34593752

>>34593595
>the look she gives you when you tell her 30 seconds and a sip of gatorade isn't a long enough break

>> No.34593787

>>34593486
Now this looks like a horror film where anon has to try and escape from a psychotic rape happy bunny

>> No.34593825

Manticores will drain and dump you

>> No.34593871

>>34593523
The former.

>> No.34593873

>>34593787
>Anon what made you think you could hide in the barn
>Anon we need to set a good example for the children
>Isn't it a husband's duty to be fruitful and reproduce?
>Oh come now Anon, don't give me that look
>Don't make your daughters think their dad is a deadbeat who can't even give his family what it needs~
>Daddy? Do you hate mommy? Why won't you come back inside?
I just imagine fetal position Anon being carried back into the house

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34593892

>>34593825
Good thing I'm a whore who gets paid for it then

>> No.34593914

>>34593825
I don't understand why Manticores do this sort of propaganda KNOWING that the distraught guy is going to not expect her to come back and go into a depressed hiding where he's jonesing for venom and she's upset that their relationship couldn't be consummated. Why can't Manticores just be honest?

>> No.34593937

>>34593873
>Daddy? Do you hate mommy? Why won't you come back inside?
Even if each and every one of them was a rape baby that one would sting a bit.

>> No.34593969

>>34593873
WOMAN I JUST WANT TO TEND TO THE CROPS FOR ONE DAY

>> No.34594160

>>34592719
How would the Tile Fucker fare in MGE?
Are Tile Golems a thing?

>> No.34594236

>>34593969
Why have sex when you could just mow the lawn?

>> No.34594290

>>34594236
>Why have sex when you could just mow the lawn?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=x7W-ikMtCm8

>> No.34594335

>>34593787
I think most horror films could be greatly improved by replacing the monster with a psychotic rape-happy monster girl..... come to think of that, you could probably improve most films in general doing that

>> No.34594365
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34594365

>>34593523
Closer to lean and shredded, I do want the muscles defined and hard.
Strongfat sucks as a term because barely anyone agrees how to define it. Oga-san is hot though.
Bottom heavy muscle girls are okay, but I rarely see those. On top of my head I can only think of the Amazon from Dragon's Crown.
>>34594160
Even if there aren't any yet, I'm sure he could make a golem out of floor tiles.

>> No.34594369

>>34593969
>Anon's rabbit wife puts Jubjubs to shame with her needs
>Had to buy a extra wide seat tractor so she could ride him while he tilled the crops
>Demands he "seed" her before seeding and don't get me started when he says he has to plow
>Farm still works at maximum efficiency because his little daughters are such good helpers

>> No.34594405

>>34593873
Thanks for the idea anon. I'm going to try to make a game based on this. The playable character is trying to escape from his monstergirl wife and the rape babies that he has been forced to sire. Only the wife can actually catch and restrain the player, the children just alert her to his presence whenever they find him.

>> No.34594481

>>34594405
Anon no

>> No.34594551

>>34593335
Does anything make a vampire wetter than a verbose love letter?

>> No.34594654

>tfw not a rich lord with a sex dungeon full of stuck/tied up rabbit girl "onaholes"

>> No.34594655

>>34594551
Cuts

>> No.34594662

>>34594551
doing that and "accidentally" getting a bit of blood on the letter

>> No.34594696

>>34594236
Get one of those sit in mowers and you can do both at the same time

>> No.34594777

>>34594655
>getting a paper cut while writing a verbose love letter
going to need a kayak to go see your new vampire lover

>> No.34594828

>>34594662
>vampire tries to read the lettter
>keeps getting distracted by the spot of blood on it
>eventually the letter ended up in her mouth, not even she's aware of how that happened

>> No.34595012

>>34594481
>>34594405
Anon yes

>> No.34595038

>>34594828
>next day, you are were hired to be the gardener for the vampire
>cue phantom telenovela song as you tend to the garden as she looks with desire in her eyes for (You)

>> No.34595188

I like my women foxey, slit eyed with a smile, and to be old hags

>> No.34595191

>>34595038
>gardener anon goes inside
>vampire pulls his close, caressing his chin
>all of a sudden the front door swings open
>it's a dhampir
>canned gasping
>"LET GO OF ANON YOU SKANK!"

>> No.34595331

>>34595038
MG telenovelas must be fun.

>> No.34595333

what plays on your wedding night?

>> No.34595400
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34595400

Why do high ranking demons, lilims, liches, vampires, wights and other such monsters get jobs so much below their station?

>> No.34595447
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34595447

>>34594405
Fund it.

>> No.34595456

>>34595331
Season finale comes with the revelation that one of the girls is a human woman in cosplay, planning to turn anon into a meal ticket, but we never see her face...

>> No.34595492

>>34595333
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2gvsAfVXS48

>> No.34595499

>>34595400
They are already set for life with their parents mana trust funds, so they just slum it up to look for househusbands.

>> No.34595516

>>34595333
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rx6yp1QnC-8&list=RDdPCB_RDyehE&index=36&ab_channel=MalaFe-Topic

>> No.34595523

>>34594405
I'm flattered, didn't think that someone would like it that much. I'll make sure to play it if it ever gets made.

>> No.34595528
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>>34595333
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dp-KXWfisHA

>> No.34595544

>>34595333
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=441sSWWxee4&ab_channel=VlastaTet%C5%99ev

>> No.34595564

>>34595492
>Miami Vice automaton in a neon pink weddingdress and sunglasses with her husband wearing a white tux

>> No.34595584

>>34595400
They want to experience many different facets of mortal life

>> No.34595654

>>34595400
Imagine an MG reality TV show about a low level and a high level monster girl switching places
>Greenworm has to learn the struggles of managing an estate full of vampires and what comes with being monster royalty
>Vampire has to learn the struggles of eating plate after plate of veggies and sitting around in the woods all day looking for someone to cling on to
>All finishes with a canned emotional statement about how they learned a lot being in the other's shoes

>> No.34595892

I wonder what would happen if I played a love song for a neet monster girl outside her neet cave, but as she came out, I would run and hide until she went back inside but leave a rose at the mouth of the cave with a note that read, for my beloved.

>> No.34595896

>>34593632
Surprisingly good

>> No.34595918

>>34595654
I'd want to watch a manticore and bunyip try to be a cupid for a day.

>> No.34595937

>>34595447
Was this the one where the secretly OP guy has a mayadere wife?

>> No.34596013

>>34581436
https://pastebin.com/HXYBVcD6

Meh, mock profile, I guess.

>> No.34596082

>>34595918
>Tailpussy with a love arrow in it
>Goes up an spears a guy with it
>"Eh, I'm more of a two-in-one kind of girl"

>> No.34596085

>>34595333
https://i.4cdn.org/wsg/1620165635110.webm

>> No.34596097

>>34596085
D-does you wife dress like a guilty gear character?

>> No.34596126

>>34595654
>Denying a vampire the luxury of her manor
>Denying her, her vintages of vestal virgin’s blood
>Denying her a cute servant boy to order to her private chambers for a “scolding”
>Forcing her to subsist on nothing but veggies
>Forcing her to live in the dark cold forest
That’s how you get a feral vampire who’ll hunt you down and drain you dry for coming up with this inane challenge. Also how you’d get an angry greenworm who’s mad they only have mushrooms in the undead lands

>> No.34596140

>>34596097
is guilty gear the game what the trap meme came from?

>> No.34596149

>>34596126
> an angry greenworm
Oh no, guess I'd better slowly walk away!

>> No.34596155

>>34596013
Fuck off

>> No.34596160

>>34596126
>an angry greenworm
That's horrifying

>> No.34596169

>>34596126
Welp, you know what they say, have to deal with the CCs somehow. We're really out here doing the Lord's (read: Demon Lord's) work. I'm sure the cute servant boy would love to see his mistress breaking through the manor window and somehow managing to tie him to the bedpost while biting on his neck. Also I'm sure the hungry worm would love to latch on to the one nice hiker who would feed her because she's scared of not getting fed again. If you buy the deluxe pass you get to see the behind-the-scenes rape-per-view afterwards.

>> No.34596178

>>34596126
Just give the vampire some tomatoes, she'll be fine.

>> No.34596185

>>34595333
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MxQRLhrE8zo

>> No.34596210

>>34595654
>vampire-chan gives a long flowery speech at the end of her segment about how much she's learned and how it's important for people of her standing to acquire a different perspective
>she walks away from her time on the show feeling pretty smug about herself and how noble she must have looked
>immediately finds out that most people saw her half of the show as the peak of comedy
>the name "veggiepire" caught on pretty early and that's what 99% of the fans know her as

>> No.34596222

>>34596149
>walk slowly away
>keep going slower
>wait she's gaining on me
>why aren't I speeding up
>tfw you realize you're under her sedative's influence
>she's giving you the cocoon eyes

>> No.34596232

>>34596210
>her vassals come to her palace
>"hey you want a *pff* celery stalk madam"
>trying to hold in the laughter

>> No.34596240

mgmmo

>> No.34596242

>>34596160
Realistically what's the worst she could do?

>> No.34596243

>>34596222
She won't be so smug when she sees how fat her ass is when she's out of that cocoon.

>> No.34596265

>>34596243
That's exactly what will make her smug.

>> No.34596266

>>34596243
You won't be smug either when she's shoving your face in it. Now that she's got hands and limbs she's quite the dommy mommy.

>> No.34596268

>>34596242
Eat your tomatoes.

>> No.34596274

>>34596243
At least with her experience she'll probably get the Regal modifier once she comes out of the Cocoon as a Papillon.

>> No.34596290

>>34596266
>hands and limbs
Well, that is threatening. I'm still posting her angry pupa face all over monstermedia.

>> No.34596312

>>34596274
>comes out with a crown and a full on french style dress a la https://mobile.twitter.com/CenturiiC/status/1389569473468780544/photo/1

>> No.34596319

>>34596242
She could cling to your leg a little bit and be somewhat difficult to remove. This may also affect your balance slightly.

>> No.34596325

>>34596268
Now I'm out of tomatoes. Can't do anything else now.

>> No.34596339

>>34596319
>messes up my balance
>hurts my back
>have to go to a chiropractor now
I see the error in my ways and will avoid upsetting them

>> No.34596349

>>34596325
It’s just as well, she’d probably be mollified by that point.

>> No.34596352

>>34596232
>vampire finally finds a guy who hasn't seen the show for her to seduce
>for the first time in ages she can be smug
>a dhampir, detecting a happy vampire nearby, breaks through the nearest window already monologuing and ready to blueovary her
>stops mid-sentence when she recognizes the vampire
>"huh, I figured you only drank vegetable juice."

>> No.34596409

>>34596352
I would like to see the dhampir's face when the guy says it's cute and endearing

>> No.34596522

>>34596349
>neighbor gets you upset
>get revenge by making a greenworm upset and let her loose on his garden
how devious

>> No.34596576
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>>34595918
>for a day
Day nothing. If some tailpussy hellbeast wants to champion Eros' cause on a more permanent basis, then she'll happily accept them.
Manticores have a remarkably good record when it comes to dealing with wishy-washy couples.

>> No.34596584

What would husband-training be like to someone who might end up getting raped into marriage with a monster?

>> No.34596603

>>34596584
Licking on command

>> No.34596614
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34596614

>>34588038
>>34588547
Guns are already a thing in MGE. If you think a rando can defeat a skilled warrior just by whipping out a gun you are in for some raping.

>> No.34596648

>they will never be real
>you will never touch them
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Z9kFf6Yodx0

>> No.34596662

>>34596242
>Anon walks away after his greenworm encounter
>Anon thinks to himself well she won't be a problem now.
>Anon wakes up the next morning wanting a nice breakfast he looks for his bananas
>Hold up where are my bananas? Out of the corner of his eye he spies a banana peel
>WTF.jpg
>Anon goes to investigate said offending peel
>Sees another peel laying by the door, this needs my full attention. The door is locked but anon opens it anyway, another peel laying in the yard mocking you
>Anon picks up the final peel when he finally sees the squishy green banana burglar
>The green worm he offended the day before is snoozing by a tree with a half eaten banana and another ready to go
>As anon goes to reclaim his prize the greenworm sleepily says thanks for the delicious fruits we are even for now, so whats for breakfast anon?

>> No.34596683

>>34596662
is Anon donkey kongs human descendant?

>> No.34596698

>>34596683
This post was written by somebody severely lacking in potassium

>> No.34596705

>>34596614
Flintlocks are not the same as full auto.

>> No.34596707

>>34596683
Have you never had a banana in your cornflakes?

>> No.34596709

>>34596683
>donkey kong
now im sad

>> No.34596710

>>34596662
>"biscuits with sausage gravy"
>"no sausage only gravy"

>> No.34596729

>>34596698
makes sense, on that note, can you lure a kakuen into a trap by leading her with bananas

>> No.34596733

>>34596683
SHE

>> No.34596737

If I just choke a greenworm with my dick she can’t possible eat my garden, right?

>> No.34596742

>>34596705
>12) In World Guide Side 2 it is mentioned that guns were excavated from ancient ruins so that Gremlins started the production of it, but what about cannons? Did the Order already invent one with its own technology?
>Cannons were already invented by the Order. The cannons they have are typical medieval cannons, while guns excavated from the ruins are close to modern weaponry.
>Of course, I said 'close' but it's not really close since they run on magic and a whole different mechanism! (KC)

>> No.34596777

>>34596707
no, cause I don't cereal at all, anymore

>> No.34596787

>>34596777
*eat

>> No.34596812

>>34596683
>Curious greenworm decides to see if the rumors were true
>Does he really have that many bananas?
>Do they call him Konky Dong for good reason?

>> No.34596821

>>34596737
how much can you cum without passing out?

>> No.34596832

>>34596737
If she goes through the effort to suck your cock she's going to want some garden delicacies as a reward

>> No.34596864

>>34596013
Neck yourself my guy

>> No.34596873
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34596873

Lamia have such a loving gaze.

>> No.34596882
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34596882

>>34596737
"Greenworm-chan, why do you keep eating the plants in my garden?"
>"What other reason for plants is there than to eat them?"
>"Why would you plant them if you didn't want them to be eaten?"
"No, you're supposed to eat the fruit that the bear!"
>"Why not eat both?"

>> No.34596910

>>34596737
Why stop there when you could just pound her sweet pussy? I'm sure pre-coccoon sex exists but is likely a taboo akin to premarital sex with humans. Why do you think that there are post cocoon worms? Either their husband is a weirdo (like a certain someone) or some cheeky guys did a little bit of try before you buy. Although obviously you would go on to buy because that's the rules. I couldn't blame them, I imagine greenworm pussy is divine, imagine how soft it is and how tight. Pounding her loli frame, having her take the full girth of your cock down to the base. Imagine the sweet moans and drool coming out of her mouth as she discovers pleasure not related to eating for the first time. I'm sure that's way better than some blowie to keep her busy.

>> No.34596927

>>34596737
now, that i think about it, green worms would be the ban of my existence because they would end up eating up all my crops

>> No.34596938

>>34596737
>>34596737
>If I just choke a greenworm with my dick she can’t possible eat my garden, right?
https://exhentai.org/s/6819e54edf/913447-20

>> No.34596940
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34596940

I submit to kikimora meidocracy

>> No.34596953

>>34596940
how would that work?

>> No.34596979
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34596979

>>34596953
Don't ask questions. Just trust meido. Fuck your meido

>> No.34596981

>>34596940
Are men forced to have meidos in a meidocracy or what?

>> No.34596999

>>34596979
I fucked her crosseyed, am still confused, who is ruling who?

>> No.34597000

>>34596981
Yes. If you don't have one, one will be assigned to you

>> No.34597031 [DELETED] 

>>34596981
Yes. If you do not have one, one will be assigned to you.

>> No.34597037

Thread's about to die, nobody's gonna notice my evil wife loves soft and cute animals

>> No.34597038
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34597038

>>34596981
Now you're getting it.

>> No.34597045

>>34596999
She's clearly in control if you fucked her cross-eyed.

>> No.34597050
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>>34596940
Wouldn't a meidocracy be basically a literal nanny state?

>> No.34597064

Fight the meidocracy! Live by the organized chaos! Be free!

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34597066

>>34597037
You should already know threads can stay on page 10 for hours.

>> No.34597067

>>34596013
That's pretty good

>> No.34597088

>>34597045
nah, I pounded her into such a position then when went back to drawing

>> No.34597138

>>34596013
Not sure why those other two said mean stuff, that profile is pretty on the nose for what I expect an mge flamebirb to be. Toasty!

>> No.34597145
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34597145

>cocoons you
>"men like a lady with legs, don't they? fufufu~"

>> No.34597162

>>34597145
Does spider have puss-puss?

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34597181

>>34597145
No, I don't

>> No.34597182

>>34597138
>Not sure why those other two said mean stuff
Bollocks

>> No.34597188

have you ever made a post in these threads that when you think make you cringe?

>> No.34597216

>>34597188
No, because what I post isn't tethered to an account, so if I make a bad post, I just un(You) it or leave the thread and act as if I never made it.

>> No.34597244

>>34595447
That tongue is all sorts of wrong

>> No.34597246

What would bogey milk taste like?

>> No.34597255

>>34597181
Technically Lamias have 1 really long leg

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>>34597244
Better?

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>>34597246

>> No.34597316

>>34597259
...alright I guess.

>> No.34597326

>>34597246
Home

>> No.34597363

Remember to take an old gal to boogie down at the old disco bar down at rape central station

>> No.34597425
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34597425

what are your thoughts on elves?

>> No.34597440

>>34597425
If I had to go for a sadistic mamono I'd choose Manticores over Dark Elves. Manticores at least have mofu and can probably take breaks from being sadists.

>> No.34597449

>>34597425
I like all elves only if they are old hags if translated into human years

>> No.34597478

>>34597425
No one knows who created the first Elf, but there are days I wish I could find the bastard and give him a piece of my mind. No, not for moral reasons.

Don't get me wrong, genetically engineering a slave race seems pretty evil on the face of it, but the Elves themselves don't seem to mind. They like existing, and they like serving others. Creating sentient beings for your own benefit is morally questionable, but creating them to be happy and enjoy their lives... well that more than my parents did for me.

No my objections aren't moral, they're personal. Elves make me uncomfortable. No... that's wrong. It'd be more accurate to say that I'm uncomfortable with how comfortable they make me.

They were fine at first, when there was just a few thousand of them rescued from slavers and dumped in our colony. You'd see one around, here or there. Always pleasant, always helpful. They were short, polite and intensely non-threatening. You search for "inoffensive" on the net, and you get a picture of an Elf.

But they breed like rabbits, and now they out number us. A threat? No, no. Nothing like that. Sure their smarter than us, but that just makes them more useful. It's just that, well...

You can't help but like them, and they can't help but like you. Part of that is behavioral; they adapt their conduct to whatever seems to please the people around them. Part of it is chemical; they've been engineered to give off attractive pheromones, and to be attracted to human pheromones.

And don't get me started on their ears. Cute, delicate and so expressive. You could tell everything about how an Elf was feeling just by watching her ears,

>> No.34597486

>>34597478
Look, the thing is, they always want to help you, to please you. They need to make you happy, or just to touch you and be around you. Imagine living in a world filled with desperately needy girlfriends. It's fucking exhausting.

And you can't just tell them to leave you alone, it hurts their feelings. Have you ever seen an elf cry? Can you imagine one of those cute faces scrunching up, tears pouring out of those big pretty eyes, as it just stands there apologizing or runs off to hide in shame. Trust me, nothing makes you feel like an ass the way making an Elf cry does.

And now that they out number us so heavily it's becoming completely overwhelming. Heck I got on the train today and I was the only human in car with at least 20 Elves. They all had to say hi and introduce themselves. They all wanted to sit next to me and chat me up.

One of them gave me their coffee just because I yawned. Another said something like "You look like you could use a hug." And next thing I knew I was in the center a huddle of Elf flesh.

Fun? Have you ever had someone you've just met start licking your neck? At least two of them were doing that to me in the middle of that mob.

They usually aren't that aggressive, but there just aren't enough humans to go around anymore. The poor things are getting desperate. Half of them got off the train and followed me here. They're sitting at that table over there.

Look buddy, I know what all the brochures say, but if your smart you'll turn right back around, get on a transport, and go to a new world. There's a reason why the government of this planet is making it easy for humans to emigrate.

Already bought land and swore citizenship? Damn man, I'm sorry to hear that. Welcome to your new home. I guess it's a good thing you like elves.

Do I have a favorite type? Yeah, I guess I do. I like the brown ones with white hair. But don't tell any of them that. I'd hate to hurt the pale ones' feelings

>> No.34597502

>>34597425
I wanna live as the living stool for a dark elf mistress that's what i think about elves

>> No.34597522

>>34596149
She now has undead friends who can carry her to you

>> No.34597530

>>34597425
not very interesting

>> No.34597538

>>34597478
>>34597486
God I wish that were me

>> No.34597551
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34597551

>>34597522
FEAR THE SQUATTING DEAD

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34597554

>>34597440
While I really don't like the venom thing. Manticores are otherwise great. I wonder if you can get one to purr by rubbing behind their ears.

>> No.34597583

>>34597554
If you want her to purr you rub under her chin while SCRATCHING behind the ears. It's important to remember to scratch and not rub. Simultaneous chin and ear rubbing will only make her extremely horny and doing so will leave you feeling like an empty husk and that your soul got sucked out of your dick....at least you'll get cuddled and pampered hard after.

>> No.34597607

>>34597255
a tail isnt a leg

>> No.34597613

>>34597583
Or just scratch under her chin and rub behind the ears, but if you do that, she's gonna start drooling.

>> No.34597623

>>34597583
>Falling for the gentle initiation, getting raped then cuddle afterwards
Real men grab a manticore by the tailpussy and begin fucking it like it’s the last hole they’ll ever get to use and then get raped after she’s done playing around and cuddle you afterwards

>> No.34597639

The sabbath witch hat will decide which branch you will be designated to,

>> No.34597640

>>34597583
I'll go for the belly and have her scratch the shit out of my arms. It'll be nostalgic.

>> No.34597656

>>34597623
If I was going out like that I wouldn't use her tailpussy. I'd smack her ass so hard it'd leave a mark on that pale marshmallow then fuck her in the ass or pussy until she forcefully pulls me out. Or doesn't.

>> No.34597674

>>34597640
Go for her belly while she's all sleepy, anon. It's adorable. She's too drowsy to scratch but not drowsy enough to start squirming and "noooo"ing. Just be sure to be well enough for the revenge tailpussying when she's fully awakened.

>> No.34597678
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spiky

>> No.34597700

Desert Kingdom fast facts!
Aegyptos claims to be the birthplace of beer, and all Desert Kingdom mons enjoy it greatly, and drink it instead of water. Even children. All day, every day, Khepris are drunk, Sphinxes are drunk, and Anubi are totally drunk. As a matter of fact, since it is a well known fact desert monsters will inmediately spend their whole salaries on beer, the Pharaoh pays their subjects in part on beer from the Royal Brewery.
How does it feel knowing your favourite wan is secretly near blackout drunk at work, Anon?

>> No.34597723

>>34597700
>they're all stimulus blind to it, it doesn't effect them
>only notice when they don't have it
>they drink to function rather than for fun
The desert is a scary place to live

>> No.34597803

is russia going to ban mge next?

>> No.34597821

>>34597803
I hope not, russian mge bros are based.

>> No.34597826

>>34581520
What cruel monster girl would deny human women such a blessing?

>> No.34597839

>>34597700
I mean, they drank a lot of beer in the middle ages but it was so watered down that its not like drinking a beer today.
Like, less than 1%abv

>> No.34597846

>>34597067
Appreciate it.

>> No.34597852

>>34597803
It's sad that the Russian government thinks banning Isekai will make a difference.

>> No.34597869

>>34597852
Why'd they do it?

>> No.34597894

>>34597869
I think it has something to do with the fact that they view cartoons as something only for children.

>> No.34597900

>>34597869
Truck-kun is too popular.

>> No.34597904

>>34597869
Suicide rates are so bad they're afraid even more people are going to try and gensokyo themselves.

>> No.34597923

>>34597904
This saddens me severely. I get why they'd want to do it but...man...

>> No.34597931

>>34597869
Russian life is so shitty the gauge hope of if you kill yourself you’ll get sent to a different world threatens the very existence of the nation

>> No.34597940

>>34597839
They still need to drink more mild beer than what is normal because of the heat, and the water on their bodies is being sweat away, while the alcohol remains. Gradually, the sandwan becomes thirstier, and thirstier, and begins taking sips of wine when nobody is noticing her...

>> No.34597955

>>34597700
it's all fun and games until the drunk sandworm shows up

>> No.34597983

>>34597904
Holy shit i thought you were joking

>> No.34598009

>>34597538
Yeah, me too.

>> No.34598011

>>34597983
As was I, jesus.

>> No.34598031

>>34585480
>at first glance I thought it said ‘batmaid’ and was upset she didn’t have an utility belt
>and then I saw her tail
FUCK. Why am I so stupid?

>> No.34598039

>>34597904
Jesus.

>> No.34598050

>>34598031
Werebat maid would be really cute.

>> No.34598052

>>34597478
>>34597486
still hot but
>reddit spacing

>> No.34598076

>>34597904
Sad to actually hear that and would explain their love for anime actually. Would also explain some of the russian artists over there then

>> No.34598082
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!!!

>> No.34598121

>>34597803
Would monster loving Ruskies even give a shit? I don't think MGE even got translated and sold over there.

>> No.34598125

>>34598082
oh no
Is she going to get handsy?

>> No.34598176

>>34589563
I don’t know how I got here ma’am. One minute I’m in my kitchen, making dinner and punch dancing to 80’s tunes, and the next minute I’m getting tackled by a bunch of Oni cops and dragged to this courtroom. And I don’t even know any Ocelomeh girls!

>> No.34598189

>>34598082
gripping your hips and giving a reach-around the same time she gapes your butthole?

>> No.34598220

>>34597522
>Smug greenworm being carried by two shambling zombies
Look how fast she's going!

>> No.34598230

>>34597803
>>34597852
>>34597869
It's not really a ban, they restricted it on certain pirate websites that didn't give it the age rating/warning it should have under local law. MGE should be fine since it's clearly labeled 18+

>> No.34598274

>>34594405
Fuck it. Make a RE8 mod for it lol

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>> No.34598293

>>34595333
24 Hour Cantina Band Song

>> No.34598296

>>34598277
hair covering eyes is the best! I wonder what lovely eyes hide behind that beautiful hair

>> No.34598320
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34598320

>Come on, Anon, just a little nibble! It will feel good, I promise!

>> No.34598325

>>34598220
Try running away from a Ghoul.

>> No.34598332

>>34598325
I like to think they could run down a horse.

>> No.34598337
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>>34598320
You promise it won't hurt? At all?

>> No.34598352
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34598352

>>34598320
>t

>> No.34598364

>>34598320
>What she doesnt know is that you loaded up on as many garlic parmesan sticks Little Ceasars was legally allowed to give you before this encounter.

>> No.34598369

>>34598364
She's gonna get drunk off that.

>> No.34598374

>>34597486
What are your thoughts on the growing potential of an elf uprising?

>> No.34598376

>>34598364
>How to turn "just a little nibble" into "What do you mean we are having Dhampir triplets?"

>> No.34598395

>>34598352
Never trust a vampire who goes for the artery

>> No.34598416

>>34598374
Just shake the idea that you´re "legalizing it" on their faces. They will dope themselves out, and lose face.

>> No.34598419
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>>34598352
should have stuck to baseball

>> No.34598437

>Ancient, blood dragon vampire decides to date you due to some ancient bet she lost with your ancestor.
>Shows up at your house in full, noble regalia and armed with her sword.
>"Sir Anon, I do hope you are ready, our reservations are in-"
>Sees your cat
>You get to come out fighting with a tie just to see this ancient, slayer of beasts and champions vampire that is centuries your senior making cute noises and scratching your cat expertly along the back and base of the tail.

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