/jp/ - Otaku Culture

>>34632678
That’s not a good thing.
That is an actively BAD thing. Where’s a flayer when you need one

So anyway when does gardening season begin?

>>34632867
You gotta go into the Underdark

>>34632868
If you’re asking, you’re a couple months late.

go the fuck to sleep

>>34632678
Damn that Rata!

>>34632879
Nah, deeper then that. The Dankdark.

>>34632926
I can't I feel restless.

>>34632926
But I'm waiting for an important phone call

>>34632868
Here In Florida whenever you want

When it comes to demon Realm pools, all it takes is for some homeless sahu to dump her bucket full of a month's worth of hot cunny juices in the pool to end the fun. Why are monsters like this?

>did you eat my pudding, anon?

Do snake like monster girls have a hard time with carpet or when they travel on streets? I figure it would be uncomfortable or painful.

>>34633110
If you don't eat your beef, you can't have any pudding.

>>34633110
>sighs and unzips
We can always make pudding the old-fashioned way.

>>34632926
but I just woke up

>>34633056
>really tired to go to bed early
>wake up later feeling fully rested
>it's midnight
At least my weekend has started so I can afford to do late-night shenanigans

>>34633182
At least you don't have to be awake late for work reasons.

Being the mayor in a town near the border to monster lands must really make you a magnet for monster girls trying to infiltrate your life and turn you to the side of monster girls.
Wouldn't it be funny if there were several monster girls trying to do it all at the same time but they kept fighting one another over who gets to do it?

What monster girl would make the best caretaker for retards?

>>34631948

That's because they're the best.

>>34632678
Sounds dangerous. I'm in.

Dragon waifu ate the last raging mushroom, it wont be long before she figures out my hiding spot
send help

>>34633504
Gotta use trickery anon, her mind is currently one tracked so she'll be easy to dupe

So can I challenge a salamander to a competitive sex match?

>>34633637
Yes but she takes it very seriously and gets all pouty if she loses.

>>34633637
Whats the meta like?

>>34633504
Her vision is based on movement. She can't see you if you stand perfectly still.

>>34633857
Currently oral meta, but the next update should balance things more.

>>34633857
> no dildoes
> have to take a bath and wash off the hormones to remove unfair advantage
fucken sjms, it's like they want the games to die

>>34633878
I'm not really specced for oral.... guess I'm missing yet another season...

>>34633883
It's just an excuse to watch men get raped, nothing competitive about it.

>>34633857
No sex toys
Kitsune only
Final Destination

>>34633963
Buddy that's not a fight club that's my dream job.

>>34633878
When is impregnation meta coming back? That stuff was really fun.

Submit to dormice

>>34634348
i already submitted to dorgoat

>>34634348
What's the biggest one?

>>34634362
Well then make your goat submit to dormice as well.

>>34634373
They're not big

>>34634385
If there is no amazonian Dormouse, I'm not submitting.

>>34634402
You don't have a choice. You will succumb to dormice

>>34634412
Only if she's big.

I'm going to fuck the rabbit
With my "spear" and my magic helmet

>>34633279
Shog

>>34631831
She looks great

>Virgin:
The Order is filled with evil religious scumbag assholes who are just like the Witch Hunters and Caleb Menge from the Witcher 3 and the Evil corrupt Archbishop from the Netflix Castlevania. And they use their power and authority for abuse and they are neither religious or really holy

>Chad:
The Order has bad apples but has alot more decent and figuratively human folk who are not religiously zealous maniacs or corrupt assholes. And the Order has more Church good guys who are like Ophilia from Octopath Traveler, and the Order be having a Loli Pope like in Bravely Default.

>>34634930
Kill yourself.

my heart for zombie

>>34634930
The order is just your standard generic medieval church type of deal, the only ones who actually believe in the cause are the paladins and high priests, the others are in to get paid
Not that it matters anyways, order forces are party size snacks for demon army monster girls

Prosecution in the Monstergirl Encyclopedia world

>>34634930
This is your brain on /tg/. The rank and file soldiers and heroes may be innocent and brainwashed but anyone above them has a very high chance of being corrupt as hell.
Lescatie was the second biggest order city and as corrupt as you can get, that's with more people to keep eyes on things. What makes you think a small order town in the middle of bum fuck nowhere will have an easier time staying pure when it's easier to consolidate power?

>>34635050
>This is your brain on /tg/.
>proceeds to argue with him anyway

>>34635073
Fun fact:

If you hit the plain doll. She bleeds white fluid stuff... I'll leave that to your imagination.

You know what? Fuck you!

>*Mamono Manas the Chaos*

>>34635098
I'm pretty sure everyone already knew that.

>>34633129
i dont think you understand how snakes can move, and belly scales are smooth for the exact reason as to not scrape against things

>>34635087
>When you realize that they're all talking about the same person

It's a shame most people refuse to acknowledge the superiority of horse pussy

>>34632868
STOP EATING

>>34634930
Uhm sweaty why the fuck do you even know what some particular N*tflix character is like?

>>34635365
Because that Netflix show is based and /tg/ approved

>>34635359
She's a growing girl you know

Like an oasis in the desert, she welcomes the thirsty man

>>34635539
I don't care if she's royal or not. I'm not into drinking piss

>>34635573
She just wants you to drink Hathor's blessing.

Got a cute image of the daughter done. Artist is Loen.

>>34635539
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XD-OFP-0H5g

>>34635573
>the pharaoh looks sadly at anon
>"I, uh, didn't mean it like that. You know, the wordplay with thirsty i-"
>"NOOOOO I'M NOT DRINKING PEE"
>anon sprints to the door, collides with one of the muscular anubis guards
>"Are you ok, human? Is there anything I can-"
>he scrambles back from the buff anubis
>"I TOLD YOU I'M NOT INTO WATERSPORTS AAAAAAAAAAA"
>anon's desperate yells can be heard for several minutes after he jumps out of the window
>the pharaoh rises from her bed, walks to the window, and sadly watches as anon sprints into the desert outside of her city
>he then gets swallowed by a sandworm
>she turns to the anubis guard who was also still watching
>"You will speak of this to no one."
>this must have been another plot from that damned Apophis to humiliate her

If a demon says she's gonna corrupt your bloodline, just counter her by telling her your gonna purify her bloodline. Works every time.

>>34635633
loen is a good boy

>>34635633
Is that your wives controlling the bear's arms? Really cute either way

>>34635633
so looking at the stuff on the bear’s arms, does she have the power of Bungee Gum?

>>34635339
We'll show them, anon. We'll show them all...

>>34635753
Yes!

>>34635780
Yeah. My maria and Bella control when playing with her.

>>34635816
Its my wives slime. Notice different slime colours.

>>34635339
Reindeer pussy is where it's at

>>34635098
>hitting the doll
I shiggy diggy

>>34635359
Why would you be mean to her like that?

>>34632868
I wonder how she'd react if I just picked her up and started eating her out

>>34635694
>this must have been another plot from that damned Apophis to humiliate her
>Pharaoh blames all her misfortunes on the Apophis
>pirates seize her delivery of sweets, it was the Apophis!
>She stubs her toe, The Apophis must have bribed the interior designer

How do I keep greeworms from eating my crops? They always come and eat at least half before I have the chance to shoo them away.

>>34636122
Fill them with your cum so until they're too inebriated to keep eating

>>34636119
>The Apophis is a lazy neet that doesn't come out of her kingdom and doesn't know she has a Pharaoh negihborhood

>>34636122
Marry a spider.

>>34636122
Plant some collard greens away from your main crops that way they leave what you actually want to eat alone. Little green sausages are simple minded and will be happy with the collard greens.

>>34636122
Grow some hot peppers alongside your crops, they'll either run away or develop a tolerance for spice

>>34636202
They may even be willing to return the favor and do something for you, believing you to be looking out for them!

>>34636206
Dealing with them is like dealing with disease, we don't want pepper resistant breeds running around

>>34636206
I like your idea, I was also thinking of growing some of the most bitter plants around my crops to deter them even further

>>34636194
Are they good friends with spiders or something?

>>34636194
It's always a good idea

>>34636215
>Anon plants some collard greens to keep the greenworms from eating the more valuable veggies
>First week after they are ready he finds 3 greenworms snoozing among the greens
>Second week a dozen greenworms lounging about
>Third week 100 greenworms and they have built a small shrine to thank anon for his gift of greengoodness
>4th week they even have a rudimentary religion worshipping Anon the giver of collard greens

>>34636122
Just set up cattle guards around the garden. Believe me, unless they're starving, they aren't smart enough to get past them. If they are, then it's justified, although you can probably get them to work for free as a farmhand to pay you back. They aren't smart but they aren't honorless!

>>34636250
It's all fun and games until you overhear one yell
>I SHALL BEAR THE GOD'S SEED, I WILL BE THE FUCKER OF THE GOD!
While she aggressively starts slinking over to the farmhouse

>>34636286
>MWEEEEH

>>34635339
horses are disgusting animals and one of the good things of industrialization is that we don't have deal with them as often

>>34635122
I wonder what would the Wonderi g Scholar's writing and entries in an MGE-fied Warhammer Fantasy alternate universe look like?

>>34636383
All animals are disgusting, which is why automatons are superior to all other monsters

>>34636250
>go over to where you planted them to check on the greens
>massive greenhouse shrine erected where they were planted
>walk and and get greeted by "oh, the god!" and immediate silence
>they line up and bow
>greeted by the "high priestess" who gives you a tour and provides a list of things that have happened
>approached by some little ones who ask if you could pretty please sign their "bibles"
>sign Anon Y Mous in cursive on their Farmer's Almanacs
>see an altar where they sacrifice their cabbage neckties every now and again to you for peace and prosperity
>have to reward them with a fresh pot of boiled cabbage stew suddenly appearing on thr altar while they're sleeping
>it's kind of cute, only weird thing is them tapping into the water lines to get your used bath water for "baptisms"

>>34636411
remember, don't fist robutts

>>34636393
>The beastfolk of the forest are a primative species, living simple lives of pillaging, drinking, feasting, and fighting.
>Those of smaller size are often lorded over by their peers and get the last pick of the prisoners taken in a raid, barring one who is able to snag herself a male before slinking off from the field of battle.
>Those in the highest echelons have impressive racks of horns, large muscles, imposing height, and a belligerence that seems only to quiet around their husband or drink.
>Those touched by one of the four reflect their mistresses in some way and are marked for glory.
>However, their primative lifestyle also means that escaping from their camps can be quite easy as the cages are wood and their frequent celebrations often leaves the whole camp inebriated and less than aware.

>>34632861
In regards to a new meme thanks to an animated show in Amazon Prime:

>A Shonen Protagonist Hero lies on the ground mouth opened, tongue out, has heart pupils and a huge erection
>He is Corrupted with Mamono Mana™
>An older Order Paladin or Order Priest looks down at the corrupted Shonen Hero
>"Why... WHY DID YOU ALLOW YOURSELF TO BE CORRUPTED BY DEMONIC MONSTER LUST!? *he points his fingers in the side of his head* THINK ADVENTURER! WHY DO YOU HONESTLY THINK THE MONSTERGIRLS ARE GOOD AND LOVING WHEN WE ALL SWEAR FAITH TO THE CHIEF GOD!? YOU HERETIC!"

>>34636472
>incoherent babble the post
Thank you Kanye very cool wholesome 100 big chungus?

>>34636430
>tapping into the water lines to get your used bath water
Don't they need the drain pipes to get the used water? At least they are getting clean water.

I believe in dark elf supremacy

>>34636171
I wonder if relentlessly pounding and creampieing a greenworm is the only way to get one to say the cursed phrase "i'm full", or if they take loads in their tight worm cunny like they take their veggies - greedily and constantly wanting more regardless of how much they've been given.

>>34635339
I acknowledge the superiority of huge boobs, centaurs just happen to be up there because of it

>>34636517
They do both, your fresh bath water was deemed too powerful so they dilute it with 80% fresh water and 20% anon bath water.

>>34636472
Lame, it should be a something like a Valkyrie standing over a dark Valkyrie.
>What will you have in 500 years?!
>An army, of my own children, Sis. An army of them.

>>34636568
Why, what happened when they gave a greenworm a baptism in my pure undiluted bathwater?

>>34636627
[redacted]

>>34636564
If they aren't going to stop then I'm going to have to take matters into my own hands. I'm going to put Raging Mushroom elixer in all the alcohol one night before bar service starts and will come back in the morning to see the damage.

>>34636627
Pure unadulterated carnage and the breaking of a seal of the apocalypse according to the worms. They say not to enter the storm cellar underneath the shrine. Also the shampoo you use stings their eyes. Probably unrelated though.

>>34636650
Congratulations, all your employees have left for a few months for their respective honey moons.

>>34636687
Its a fucking greenworm, how dangerous can it be? I'm going down there and seeing what's going on there and I'm bringing some greens with me

>>34636393
>>34636458

>One little fact that not many people know or aware of is that Dragonia has an elven minority population.
>If you travel or reside in Dragonia and notice and ask yourself why there is a surprising population of elven minorities. It is because the elves you see living in Dragonia are mostly one of the many Mamono Mana corrupted exiles from Ulthuan and High Elven society.
>These elves are known as Dragon Princes, who mostly hail from the region of Caledor in Ulthuan. In High Elven culture and society, these are proud dragon rising knights and cavalry who exude pride and honor of the highest of elves. But sadly for these exiles, they are forced out of their homes and even families from Ulthuan or even be threatened with execution because of being tainted with Mamono Mana and or the dragons they ride and mount have monsterized and became loving monster wives.
>However these High Elf exiles and their dragon wives have now found new happy and joyful lives now that they live here in Dragonia. But there are those dragon Riding elves and their dragonic wives who are somewhat more militant and have taken the same sentiment as the Extremist Mamono faction and how that they will help the Monstergirl Armies take over and conquer their home region of Caledor and all of Ulthuan in the name of Monstergirls and the Demon Lord. Even going as far as collaborating and sharing tactics and information with their Dark Elf or "Druuchi" counterparts, now also mamono themselves.
>These Dragon Riding Elves and their wives who vow to help take over and conquer Ulthuan in the name of Monstergirl kind have called themselves the "New Sons of Caledor." They are basonthe same "Dragon Princes" they once were, but claim and vow themselves as proud dragon riding knights of Dragonia. To which Dragon Emperess Deonora has even officially knightened them as such
>But most of these "Dragon Princes" exiles and their dragon wives often just settling into a comfy family life here in Dragonia. Making more dragon daughters and elven incubi sons and making new friends with their neighbors.

>>34636690
At least they're all shotgun married now and I don't have to deal with them doing nefarious things to customers
>Anon learns of the horrors of maternity leave pay

>>34636719
You'll be fine as long as you didn't cum in the water. If you did then I'd stay far away from that cellar.

>>34636725
>Male elves.
And there's the landmine

>>34636758
what happens If I did?

>>34636735
But now you have no employees. At a bar, at the beginning of Summer vacation, possibly near a university full of final exam stressed out MGs like onis.

>>34636785
You may or may not get coccoon'd by the sealed one.

>>34636805
Ok, time to never go down there and promise my first born to that sealed one

>>34636820
>the worms went from stealing your vegetables to being promised your firstborn
HOW DO THE SMALL ONES KEEP GETTING AWAY WITH IT?

>>34636879
Easy, they're cute and make cute noises. "Mwee" is basically mind control.

>>34636771
I was replying to the "what if the Wondering Scholar did entries and his writing in and MGE-FIED Warhammer Fantasy". And also I don't see what the problem is with Male High Elves in MGE? As far as I understand, the "regular" elves still have their males and any male elf who has mamono mana Corruption just becomes and Incubized Husbando to an elven woman or a monstergirl. Meanwhile it's the fucking Dark Elves that become and all female monstergirl race because of their debauchery and a mix of Mamono Mana Corruption.

And in the case of an MGExWHF AU setting. High Elf women get monsterized into monstergirls or just their physical elven selves but now with succubus energy and the male high elves just remain male but now are incubi.

While all the Druuchi/dark elves become the all female race like in MGE proper.

And yeah let me end on that: would mamono mana fix Malekith's burnt up body and make him a pretty dark Elf anime girl? Does he- or she, still wear that suit and mask? And Morathi now be rom-com style chasing after Tyrion? In which Tyrion has reverted to becoming a shota or younger because Mamono Mana hi-jinks that Lilith or a Lilim may or may have not influenced just for the keks?

>>34636796
Eh, I'll just say I'm married. They're too drunk and depressed to smell the virgin on me anyways.

>>34636820
>promise my first born to that sealed one
That big worm is going to assume she's going to be the mother of it.

>>34636771
he's literally copypasta-ing his fanfic, just ignore him

>>34636914
greenworms=cats!

Wikifag here, there won't be any update for May.
Weekly uploads will resume in June.

>>34636972
Yeah, I was aware of that about halfway through it.

>>34636969
Oh no, anyways...

If elves are so smart why do they keep falling for such simple traps?

>>34636959
Counterpoint, they are too drunk and depressed to smell the married on you.

>>34636979
i cri

>>34636979
Did something happen?

>>34636993
Don't make the sealed worm start resorting to top gear memes to try and win you over

>>34637085
Why not, it would be fun!

>>34637014
Welp time to resort to extreme measures once again. Going to offer free drinks to bachelors for the entirety of finals week.

>>34637063
Business trip, company provided service. Blame the tanukis, they made an offer I couldn't refuse.

>>34637124
I'm glad you're being successful wikifag. Have fun, we'll see you when you get back.

>>34637124
I see. Godspeed, Wikifag.

>>34632986
>Rata
No, knowing all about her students is Sensei's power, remember? She has no need of gossiping brats.

What monsters would listen to Scatman John?

I want an oppai loli rata.
Mostly because I want to see her chest poking out from wherever she's hiding.

>>34637211
I'm going to lick the horn to see how quickly she can tear my clothes off with her bare hands.

>>34636937
Are you that artist? I'm starting to think you are with how much you spam them.

>>34637211
very good handle bars

>>34637211
God I love oni in human clothes. Especially OL suits.

>>34637312
any monster girl is better by a factor of 100 wearing OL suits in my opinion

>>34637337
All I need is OLs and nuns and I'm good.

>>34637371
I see you to are a man of superb taste.

>>34637371
>are you the one who has been emailing me dozens of times a day telling me that you're going to give me a "raise ;)?"

>>34637235
Not sure specifically, but it would be funny to go into a Wurm tunnel and just hear a faint echo of "skibidababa pa skibididi"

>>34637371
I need maids and some nurses as well.

If i'm a jobless skilless NEET how do i attract a kunoichi at my location?
They look either for leaders of anti-monster organizations to abduct and convert, or for people with talents that could be useful for their clan
Do i have to pretend to be a tough order sympathizer with a group of goons to get one on my tail? I don't really want to be mean to monsters just to get some ninja pussy

>>34637436
>shy monstergirl with a stutter that listens to scatman john for encouragement
imagine...

>>34637436
muffled scatman in the distance has a quaint and foreboding charm.

>>34637296
No he's a tripfag from /tg/ that calls himself Warhammer fantasy anon that has pretty much decided to become to this thread what that bugboy foggot is to /tg/ and autistically spam a setting nobody wants.

>>34637462
Bapapadababapiidapabadadadam

>>34637452
Just make it known that you believe Kunoichi to be "overrated" and "one wouldn't be able to defeat you, let alone the leader of an organization" and "monster pussy is probably overrated anyways". You don't even need to go full gung ho Order sympathizer, just say that and live your normal life awaiting to spring a trap

>>34637449
>I need maids
Maids in business suits

>>34637462
>mamono with a sever stutter approacher the man of her dreams
>stammers horribly as she tries to confess her feelings to the confused man, to her embarrassment
>the line "If the scatman can do it brother so can you" ringing in her mind
>"skibidabop I love you anon skibidibebe will you be mine skibababda"
>her fw he creases up in laughter and says yes

>>34636177
That's the most dastardly plot of all. Sitting and doing nothing while your enemy grows more and more paranoid and desperate for meaning

Please think of them anon.

>>34637519
Yes, but also the frilly "ooh la la" variety as well.

>>34637557
Can i get the dark variant?

You think the DL/her Husband, or other monsters ever walk in on their daughters making 4d chess plans with their minions and say
>are ya winnin' hon?

>>34636771
They already exist in MGE proper.

>>34637569
Oh geeze.
>Twin kiki maids
>Both serve the same master
>One is the flirty French maid type, the other is a stern business suit kiki
>"Non non, monsieur, you are too powerful for Fifi in ze morning!"
>"Master, if you were aroused you should have let us know during breakfast; put that away and let's go. If we hurry I can still give you a desk blowjob before your first meeting."

>>34637557
>Think elves not having sex is funny?
Yes, a 600yo virgin deserves to be laughed at.

>>34637436
>enter wonderland
>chesire blaring “scatman’s world” in your face the entire time

>enter haunted mansion
>ghost bopping to “the invisible man” in the cellar

What if the DLs husband is the one investing in the masterplan and the DL just wants to fuck?

>>34637689
>Walk further into mansion
>"Thriller"
Bloody hell.

>>34637698
So what's the next step of his master plan?

>>34637569
The best ones can do both

That does it! The ice fairy won't tolerate you ignoring her obvious advances any longer.

>>34637713
Icee...

>>34637689
>open door
>seraphim awaits with angelic choir blaring
>close door

>>34637711
Knocking up his waifu.

>>34637762
He must be a big guy

Dragons are such impressive creatures aren't they

>>34637797
Her arm is freaking me out more than her paunch is

>>34637827
You don't like the challah arm?

>>34637873
It does have that hard candy texture to it. Must be the Wonderland influence

>>34637797
When too busty, a dragon cannot watch her middle

>Moms trying to set you up with that "nice girl from the neighbourhood" again
>That nice girl is twice her age but mom doesn't seem to care

>>34637713
Oh yeah? What are you gonna do about it, little twerp?

>>34637557
But I do think of them every time I fap

>>34637893
>"why do I smell blueberry"
>quote from anon raped in Wonderland

So uh,once a valkyrie turns "Fallen" can you somehow purify her back to normal? else this picture confuses me

>>34638066
Trans-dimensional blue ovaries.

>>34638081
Church of Plot better step it up or me and my waifu are going to have to stop tuning in.

>>34638081
Don't think so.

>>34638081
Maybe if they convert to Eros instead of the falllen?

>>34637661
>I can still give you a desk blowjob
this is why business kiki is the best one

>>34638227
Is nobody going to question why business kiki's lipstick is smeared?

>>34638254
>Implying it would be smeared
You question her professionalism? Her planning? Naturally, she'd finish Master off in time to reapply. There'd be a thick ring around his dick, though.

>>34638081
>can you somehow purify her back to normal?
Something, something, mamano mana, something, you don't truly want to, something, something, no.

Kikis are for making big families with

>>34638285
How do I make them stop behaving like maids, having your own kids treat you like you are their master feels wrong.

>>34638285
It would be tough having kiki daughters. Their mother would want to train them to be maids but I would be to busy playing with them and spoiling them

>>34638311
They're just good girls that are very diligent, they'll still call you daddy and you can insist on paying them for their services with hugs and trips to the local playground

>>34638081
So is this a sportsbook or a kitchen?

>>34636997
Source? filename searching didn't give me anything useful, neither did iqdb image search

>>34638254
Her lipstick and attire would be fixed before anyone can notice anything, and her demeanor will be as stern as usual

>>34638449
>https://mangacat2.net/%EC%95%BC%ED%95%9C-%EC%97%98%ED%94%84%EC%97%90-%EC%A1%B0%EC%8B%AC-/-Eroi-Elf-ni-Goyoujin.html
Google gave me the korean version, you can find it from here.

>>34638455
The only tell would be a slight fishy smell wafting from her lips, detectable only if you stand too close or happen to be one of the more bestial types of monster. Naturally, she has mints, but Business Kiki likes to savor the taste.

>>34638109
I can only hope that elves have been following my comments through the threads and once the portals open I get gangraped and husbando'd by a bunch of them

dark valks are good girls who just want to give you lots of hugs

>>34638478
Ah, thanks

>>34638285
Yes. My kiki headmaid said it was an efficient way to expand the household

>>34638655
Is it? That's at least 3 years of training if you're lucky but 4-5 years at least.

>>34636122
Send them to Wonderland

>>34637557
Are elves the race with the biggest amount of CCs?

>>34638709
Efficient and natural. I mean I already have two other maids.

>>34637689
>walk into Ice Queen's castle
>muffled "...turns to snow in my clutch, I'm too much" playing somewhere deep inside

>>34638748
I should hope so. Some of us are not so blessed to have such a robust estate. Thankfully the Shoggoth is enough for me.

>>34638737
>you will never be owned by a big booty CC high elf general who recently retired.

>>34638851
... or several

>>34638851
Anon please, you aren't owned by her as if you were some sort of common slave, you are indebted to her by daring stand against the elven people, stepped on the grass, or committed some other crime that is punishable by your lifelong service to her in an attempt to make it up to the state.

OH, Y-YOU'RE HOME, THIS UHH, THIS ISNT WHAT IT LOOKS LIKE!

>>34638737
Dragons probably come close.

>>34639040
I'll just turn around and go. If she doesn't care about me enough to break my trust that way and have the patience to wait until I feel comfortable with having children then she's not the one for me.

>>34639116
She's patching up the holes.

>>34638991
As long as I am with her, it can be called whatever. Also the climate is really nice in the high elf kingdom anyway so indentured servitude is not that bad.

>He doesn't want to father an entire hive and force the Order Paladins to reenact the entirety of Starship Trooper
ngmi

Cuddle time

>>34639205
Huge arms look kinda silly

>>34639210
big paws are made for holding

>>34639205
>force the Order Paladins to reenact the entirety of Starship Trooper
"It's aroused."

>>34639210
She needs more hold-able paws

>>34639215
Your face looks kinda silly

>>34639205
I remember the bug nets eating tactical nukes. Please considering something fun instead. Like the sequel which was unintentional comedy.

>>34639252
>Like the sequel which
Absolutely did not happen.

>>34638991
I like to imagine that crime was catching her eye as a cute unmarried man in some port city she stopped off at

>>34639235
Being squished by BIG MEATY PAWS/CLAWS will do that to a man's face, yes.

>>34639267
>"How could you expect to seduce me, not take responsibility, and NOT become my indentured servant?"

>>34639222
They are made for touching your face.

>>34639289
Only answer is feign obedience to bide my time and kiss her in public

>>34639309
>Kiss elf in public
>She gasps, pulls away, stage slaps you and yanks you back in for another

>>34639341
>>34639341
>yanks you back in for another
Kek, that got me. I love elves

>>34639341
>Another elf starts a queue
What should one do?

>>34638368
>>34638339
Kiki mama is gonna do pretty much everything by herself anyways so just treat it like a game as the other anon said and give treats or rewards for doing small things
Bring her to the park or read stories to her as a reward for cleaning the desk or folding her clothes correctly
Once she gets into the teenage years it's when it becomes rougher, she will either go into a rebel phase and refuse to clean anything (at that point you can just chill out as it will be a 1v1 between her and her mother) or she will go extra hard into the maid way of life and at that point you just gotta redirect her love and dutifulness from you to the boy she likes in school
Maid outfits are an evergreen classic so unless the boy in question is hardcore into bad girls/gyarus there's no way he will say no

>>34639371
If they're forming a Q, one should beat a hasty R for retreat. The enirclement may be hard to break, but elves are noble creatures and your mistress wouldn't want to share your lips.

>>34639371
Tell her to find her own servant because you only have one wi-master, one master

>>34639377
>rebel phase and refuse to clean anything (at that point you can just chill out as it will be a 1v1 between her and her mother)
Pretty sure monsters tend to avoid those but even so I feel they couldn't fight natural instinct so a kiki without a cause would find some way to rebel against mom through cleaning

>>34639267
Cute hashihime.

>>34639377
>Rebellious goth kiki gets into a fight with her mother
>Strong words like "uncivilized" and "clean freak" are thrown around
>Fight peaks when your kiklet knocks a pillow onto the ground in anger
>Stunned silence from all parties

>>34639451
She rearranges the family's movie collection so that it's in order of release instead of alphabetical order.

>>34639140
And who made those holes?

>>34639460
That's it, no more headpats for the rest of the day!

>>34639495
>Mom walks in on her using a humidifier instead of opening a window to air out the room naturally
Knew that gremlin down the street was a bad influence

>>34637557
Why bother?
All they have is ears and others do it better.

>>34639205
>>34639227
But that means your eldest, fat, nerdy daughter is going to get ‘probed’ by an Order scientist

>>34639657
If I nibble a fox's ears, will I get hair in my mouth?

>>34639669
Eh, someone's gotta like 'em thick, and judging from the stuff her mother found while cleaning her room she's more than prepared for a good probing.

>>34639657
For some, less is more

I want a CC oni

>>34639711
Why is this phrase what you chose to latch onto?
Are you a bot or just autistic?

>>34639657
God I want to fluff them ears.

>>34639215
Called mangrabbers for a reason

>>34639040
dumb fox should've just asked if she wanted it raw

>>34639040
what if i point out that i replaced her morning after pills with sugar pills

>>34639775
>"Anon, I've been using Pez from the start."

>>34639775
She reveals that her morning after pills were only ever tick tacks.

>>34639820
>"well i've been poking holes in the condoms the second we bought them"

>>34639731
F l u f f

>>34639828
You'd think she would've picked up on that after the fifteenth broken condom. Is this one of those weird situations where both parties are trying for the same thing but somehow both are too fucking dumb to catch on?

>>34639820
>"Funny you should say that, I hid the morning after pills in the Pez dispenser. Thought you wouldn't look there."

>>34639847
yea
>"oh there's already a hole in this condom, must've already done this pack"

>>34639522
IT WAS ME BARRY

I know I can't do anything about the goblins raping me but do they have to be so fucking rude about it?

If I challenged a red oni to arm-wrestling, would she go easy on me at first just to be nice, or would she not hold back and win instantly to keep the contest honest?

>>34640011
she would instantly win and claim you as her prize

>>34640008
They want to establish dominance early so you think of them and not think of leaving them

>>34639934
FUCK YOU ARCHER

dog tengu

marriage proposal or ultimatum, as may be the case via giftwrapping

I want to tickle torture a troll gf so bad...

>>34640108
Sauce or link to full?

>Hellhound Wizard
>Only things she ever casts are strength/speed buffs on herself and 'sensitivity up' on her husband

>>34640091
Mamano with abandonment issues must be heartbreaking, even if they have nothing to worry about due their inherent nature making a man stay with them one way or another

Do I still get the bad ending if I knock up the demon final boss and she gives birth to a boy? I mean for all her bluster and pride making her carry my child that’ll take after me much more has got to make her take a hit in her dignity or at least make her generals gossip and laugh behind her back

>>34640216
90% sure that artist is Ginzake, makes best extra thicc awoos.
https://danbooru.donmai.us/posts?tags=ginzake_%28mizuumi%29+inubashiri_momiji+

>>34640260
Thanks

>>34640260
>>34640267
Also danbooru seems to not have that much of his works here's pixiv
https://www.pixiv.net/en/users/411157/illustrations

>>34640238
Men with abandonment issues are prime prey.
>>34640257
You never know, maybe he'll take after his mother and it's your daughters that will resemble you more.

Girls with horns make me horny.

>>34640257
Man I was just reading an archived green about this. This site must be psychic I tell ya whut
>implying the generals are going to have time to gossip and laugh when they're too busy 'Kyaaaahing' and jostling for their turn playing with the bosses baby

>>34640159
>Remove gag
>"Are you okay with this?"
>"Uhuh, uhuh!"
>Replace gag
>Accept gift

>>34640418
That goat is GOATED. Stern wives deserve happy husbands.

So I'm halfway through Loomis, practicing every day, my figures look quite decent, despite little knowledge of anatomy. So, I think to myself
>damn, maybe I'll be able to draw monster girls soon
And then he goes
>do not go any further till You can draw every muscle from memory
I think You still won't see me drawfagging for quite a while.

>>34640643
Draw slimes! No muscles!

>>34640643
Yeah yeah Dr. Steinmann.

>>34640643
Wait, what? Wasn't he supposed to be all about NOT needing a perfect knowledge of anatomy to draw well? I'd play around regardless; if you're drawing MGs you'll eventually start running into impossible musculature anyway.

>>34640159
Negotiate for a different model.

>>34640643
draw ideal gf, that should be doable

https://archiveofourown.org/works/31149032
Bunyip thing! Short and mostly smutty. Happy friday.

>>34640643
In a similar situation as yours. I highly recommend you get Bert Dodson's Keys to Drawing. Been struggling to draw for years until I read through it.

>>34640643
why do you capitalize your second person pronouns?

>>34640702
>bunyip
oh hell yeah

>>34640702
Very cute, I liked it.
Fuck, I hope Bunyip makes it into the mge game

Bunyips are the worst girl, literally just long autistic yetis. So you should skip the middleman and just get yourself a yeti really

Got a pixel art commission from Cheap of Cherry. Very nice. Good rat.

>>34640672
I have need of more monsters hugging dakis of (you)

>>34640671
Well You don't need to know it to draw figures, he shows convinient ways to do it without knowledge, but at some point You gotta learn it, if You want to progress.
I'll try to draw some succubusses soon and I'll post it here if it goes well. That sounds easy enough.
>>34640673
I already did that. They didn't seem appriciated that much.
>>34640703
I just need some practice and I'll be good.
>>34640711
It's a thing in my language, this is how You show respect to people You are reffering to. I wasn't able to get it out of my head, when writing in other languages.

>>34641030
>visible revulsion

>>34641033
Are those pet rats? I don't think I would trust a lamia around pet rodents.
Joking aside, that's cute art though

>>34641030
Yetis are one of the few monster girls I would refuse, whereas Bunyips are top 5 easy.

Is hiring a salamander bodyguard basically low-key prostitution?

>>34641129
Don't be so vulgar; it's more like compensated dating or renting to own.

>>34641129
Nah, you're also learning valuable skills as she teaches you to defend yourself with hands on practical sessions.

>>34641139
How does getting my dick sucked teach me defense skills?

>>34640235
>adds her STR modifier to all spellcasting rolls

>>34641129
No it’s high-key prostitution every monster that hears she’s your “bodyguard” will be extremely smug and ask if you two share a cot

>>34641154
>how to focus during intense situations
>how to set yourself in a strong stance to withstand anything
>how to stand strong and maintain your stamina even when your opponent sets the most grueling of paces
Salamander-chan is a genius teacher!

>>34641193
>ask if you two share a cot
The answer is that we share a small, one-person tent when travelling, and when in town, we share a room at the inn.

>>34641198
Sounds more like she's just very horny

>>34641087
>Are those pet rats?
Ya I've been enjoying getting pictures of her with them for a bit now. I've had a lot as pets over they year and I think they make a good pet for a kid.

Kobold wife commission, I could never refuse taking her for a walk if asked like this. Or something lewder
https://files.catbox.moe/yxxb16.png

>>34641219
So when do the rats monsterize and become large mice?

>>34640418
Horny boys need horny girls and horny girls need horny boys

>>34641242
Nice
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>>34641129
Not if you also hire the Lvl. 2 peasant class fat sleazy faceless man. Suddenly the relationship's purely professional.

>>34641154
>trying to skip out on combat blowjob defense training
You fool, you aren't gonna last

>>34641299
Explain further

>>34640643
We'll make it together friend.

>>34641249
is that supposed to be a wh fantasy beastmen?

>>34639847
Well, openly admitting it would ruin the fun.

>>34641249
>ywn get a silver tomahawk thrown into your face by a wild goat before getting dragged back to her cliff cave
Why live?

>>34641460
>somehow dodge or block the first throw
>she has a second tomahawk ready
she's unbeatable, bros...
I think guys are just destined to lose to goat girls...

>>34641460
>cliff face so shear the only way you are ever getting down from the cliff cave is if she holds your hand
Nasty goat!

>>34641337
I know we will. There's no other possibility.

>>34641508
We will come out of the trenches of Loomis and friends expert artists. I'm proud of you taking time out of every day to do some practice. I'm sure you'll impress everyone with your skills when the time comes.

>>34641502
Imagine being trapped somewhere and the only way to escape your cave is to piggyback your wife somewhere. If you're a good husband and keep the place tidy, she'll let you hang on while she leaps and climbs to the store. Good thing her horns have more than one use as handlebars.

>>34641242
I'd have a hard time taking her on a walk instead of going to town on her cunny 24/7

>kiki problems

>>34641651
Cumming in a tissue and throwing it away is a far bigger insult to your waifu than a condom could ever be.

>>34641651
>kiki wonders this
>come home
>kiki is naked spreading her pussy
>sitting on top of the trashcan
>ask her what she's doing
>she doesn't respond
>note on the countertop says she's gone out for the next few hours

>>34641242
Puppi cunni!

>>34641651
>Is Mdstev tvying get the tvdsh cdn pvdgnent?

>>34641651
Trashcan tsukumogami is the most fitting wife for me.

>>34641651
I wouldn't dare doing that with my headmaid kiki around

>>34632861

>>34641651
See this wouldn’t be a problem for a shoggoth cause the tissues would be shog, the trashcan would be shog and everything would be shog

>>34641898
Shog

>>34641898
This post was made by shog keys, sent via some shog broadband

>>34641953
Shogband

>>34641580
Its everyone's dream to be a permanent resident of their wife's rape cave.

>>34642055
Not mine

Remember GOMMAD
Gallon Of Monster Milk A Day, don't drink Alp Milk

>>34642073
it will be

>>34641898
Don't make me get the holy water spray bottle

>>34642086
But what if I REALLY want to?

>>34642088
I think my mana is pretty opposed to it. If that isn't enough then the bad homesickness I often get while away will change her mind.

>>34642119
You tell me, anon. What's gonna happen?

>>34642174
It would be extremely gay

>>34641689
What kiki, all I see is my zipangese love doll that is oddly a lot like my kiki maid

>>34642174
I'm expecting musical numbers and a newfound love of anal.

>>34642174
>Drink tomboy alp milk
>Get sick gains
>Also get workout partner that you don’t have to take off 8 plates between sets with
I only see positives

>ywn have a salamander molest you under the guise of training to teach you to defend yourself against monster "pleasure attacks"
>ywn always fail her training because she goes full force with monster strength, leading her to extend the amount of time she needs to "train" you
>ywn be told it was because she couldn't stand letting someone like you "flail about the moment a monster pulls down your pants, despite your weapon skill", before proceeding to pull down your pants for the next bout of "training"

I am chubby, not handsome, suck at fighting and dont like doing sports. But I am head over heels for the Jinko, it is what brought me to this new setting. Realistically if I met one.... would there be any chance she would want me as her husband?

If I ended transported right now, I have only socks and underwear with my pocket spear at the ready

>>34642281
God no. You're best bet is finding a fatfag Chesh in wonderland.

>>34642281
>>34642455
Or, you know, if you want her, then work out and get less blubbery you fat sack of shit.

>>34642281
yeah
she'll take you down like a tiger taking out a well fed antelope in a nature documentary

>>34642455
What about just a chubby chesh?

Short, flat, genki Elf twins.

>>34642281
They're not lizards, they don't expect their man has to be a warrior himself. Although >>34642506 is the best outcome, your Jinko wife will be proud she helped you improve yourself.

>>34642607
Is she a fatfag?

>>34642246
How am I supposed to focus on getting swole if I keep getting distracted by her suspiciously ill-fitting spats and sports bra?

>>34642055
Turn that rape cave into a rape home.

>>34642607
Just feed Cheshire until she is the desired girth

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QWab-KeX4ik

>>34642806
That is easy, she a cat, and cats get fat quick

>Go to land of the four fiends
>Find old master jinko who doesn’t immediately rape you
>Beg her to train you so you don’t get raped by some random monster and can get your dream girl
>Become /fit/ and master of martial arts
>Surprise jinko master by attacking her to claim her as your wife
>Old jinko is flustered by a man wanting a grey haired hag like her and tries to put such thoughts away while fighting you
>Still spout your love for her constantly throwing her off balance and eroding her will
>Eventually get her with the old pocket sand and tackle her for the pin
>Uses her left over strength to try to toss you off but eventually tires and finally gives up
>Calls you a dishonorable warrior that fits in perfectly with the rest of the monsters in this land
>Didn’t take your confession seriously and wonders why you still are on top of her
>Then sees you take off your pants and demands you stop this joke now
>Thinks you’re doing this to mess with her all the way till you stick it in
>When she wiggles free she wraps her arms and legs around you making sure you aren’t pulling out
>Hours of love making later and she finally lets go
>Both of you sweaty and breathing heavily
>She turns over to you after catching her breath and asks about round 2

>>34642806
But never after midnight. That doesn't only apply to gremlins.

>>34642834
What's the worst that can happen?

How to get a jacked Cheshire?

>>34642876
go to wonderlands gym and say you fuck cats

>>34642852
>These were the last words anon ever typed before allegedly feeding a cheshire after midnight.
>The mystery of his disappearance remains unsolved to this day

>>34642834
She makes such a cute face demanding to be fed, I just can't say no.

>>34642876
Squish that cat

>>34642905
>wonderlands gym
I'm considering saying I fuck mice.

>>34642984
>Dormice pumping iron in their sleep

>>34642984
I wonder what happens to a fungi fucker?

>>34642923
Those are some GODLY boobs and butt. Who's the artist?

>>34643097
He gets sent to the frozen and morose wilderness of eastern Europe to find big vampire baps.

>>34643097
Those can get pretty big, I wouldn't be surprised if there are particularly buff ones in that gym.

>>34643218
>I WANTED TO FUCK FUNGI, NOT STUPID VAMPIRE FUCKTAERDS, FUCK YOU GOD

>>34643272
>FUCKTAERDS
That made me imagine that entire post in a Scottish/Irish accent and that made me chuckle.

this is my second time ever on /mgt/ and im very interested to learn more. After 5 years on this site im finally ready for this, please my fellow brothers and sisters help me. The thing ive seen the most already is this mgs stuff whats that all about.

>>34643370
Go check out the Monster Girl Encyclopedia.
Has everything you need.

>>34642876
Honestly most Cheshires would be /fit/
They’re a spade Wonderland species after all

>>34643370
step 1: consider greenworms

>>34643370
Step 1: Read the encyclopedia
Step 2: Lurk for a month (minimum)
Step 3: Repeat Step 2
Step 4: Delve into apocryphal mge texts
And that's all it takes. Reading the setting material is probably the most important thing you can do.