/jp/ - Otaku Culture

きｔらあああ

I really, really love my clown wife !!

pekoーら大好き

I love Aqua.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gf7RSwmp8dM

Sora... one of your best friends is doing an English only collab... with a Niji. save her from their clutches.

STOP SEXUALING AMANEKANATACH

I will marry this menhera.

I love Fubuki!

I love Towa.

>Ctrl+W
>"Friend"
>Zero results
Sad...

I WILL fuck the dog

Hoshi no Kanata bros?

i miss haachama

Nenechi!!

>limp dong still letting IDs raid this general with that shitty new thread
WE'RE NOT LEAVING, FAGGOT AND ID WILL NEVER REACH JP LEVELS

Sugoi/Suge
Yabai/Yabe

I love my daughters (one deceased!)

WWWOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOWWW!!!!!!!!!!

I really do love Suisei

>>34655774
NO

Here you go anons
>Buying condoms during chink flu
Also there was no roll so (You) and the sosij roll get the big chorizo instead.

Sora Love!

>>34655804
Based as always, anon.

>>34655774
You know it's impossible.

>>34655804
Based.

Wtf is this game anymore lmao.

>>34655804
Nice, what's the deal with the water drink?

>deleting the proper thread

towa my love

>>34655791
What thread

>>34655804
wow you're alive

i like coc

>>34655773
>3 zero gen members playing Mario party later
I really hope the people in AZKi's chat shut up about inviting Sora

>>34655804
Based konbini bro

>>34655804
Get me the Gokisei Famima shit

>>34655821
Shut up bitch

>>34655816
it's monster hunter

>>34655768
I really, really love your clown wife !!

>check out Korones stream
>6hour into an rpg stream
>8k viewers
Why do people itt say she’s lost popularity?

bye bye miomama..

>>34655804
that's a lotta food for midnight snacktime, anon, I hope you eat just a little and keep the rest for breakfast/another holo stream

んなあああああ

>>34655783
Dead since Suisei shat on her for getting 12th place.

Did anything good come from the mario kart new years cup? Aqua went full crybaby autist, Suisei went full tryhard, Rushia had a menhera attack, Suisei and Kanatan broke up, and Aqua "fans" attacked Towa.

Mio...

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_gZhFcrH5Ak
Are you ready for a cute collab tomorrow?

Flare will NEVER play DMC3

>>34655823

>>34655847
Your narratives are outdated anon, get with the times

>>34655839
She really is lovely, dear friend.

nye

I love Lamy

>>34655860
faq migo

>>34655804
ソース

>>34655847
Twap...

>>34655860
hey man

>>34655852
Flare WILL play DMC3, unlike Noel who will never be able to touch Nioh 2

>>34655847
Oh yeah Aqua started crying

Stop meowing

>>34655840
probably used to mid 2020 numbers during the height of the pandemic and popularity of vtubers

Lamy sex

>>34655851
Sorry I don't watch hairy women

>>34655800
i'm going to make miko drink my buko juice

>>34655847
>Did anything good come from the mario kart new years cup?
The rise and downfall of SAO was pure kino.

>>34655804
azasu

Mio... Sha...

>>34655892
>anon likes buddhist monks living in monasteries
time to abandon your lifestyle of watching holos and to join in a buddhist temple where women have no hair

>>34655804
Boss coffee was mine how much do I owe you

>>34655800
*sips*
sugoi nee

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MPXbluTIOfs

>>34655857
Yeah. What I heard really happened is that Suisei called Kanata a deaf reject and then started mocking her by pretending to use sign language.

When will Towa sell her bottled sweat?

My oshi is not a whore!

Smile and Go does not deserve more views than Aki's Heroine Audition.

>Mario Party with 3 players

>>34655928
Nice

>>34655929
No that was Watame

Nekomimi?

>>34655816
The series started to circle the bowl when they started writing dialogue for every boss monster.

>>34655804
water, in a can!

>>34655922
123 yen + 10% tax

>>34655804
Japanese bread is SHIT, but bossu is #1

Expectations for the results of the DMC3 practice?

How many subscribers did Mio start the stream with?

I want Flare to give me a sad and awkward handjob

>>34655928
please... doom or quake...

>>34655804
Based

>>34655930

>>34655941
>氷結
>Water
what

Although she had enjoyed her sister's favours for her entire life, Suisei still loved her. True they had had to separate during the winter. For lack of better options Anemachi had had to go to take care of their grandmother. Suisei had spent the winter at their apartment, doing her job as a streamer and an idol. But since the spring, kindly to new beginnings, had come, Anemachi was returning to their accomodations.

What annoyed Suisei was that her sister always kept her waiting. Though it was a vice they shared, she was a restless sort and took poorly to being subjected to her own treatment. Suisei was awaiting Anemachi on the balcony, where she could observe oncoming traffic. She was gaily clad in a suit of pyjamas to match the night sky, and smoking Russian cigarettes. At first she dreamt of receiving her with long kisses, with hitherto unknown caresses. A quarter of an hour having passed, she meditated serious and affectionate reproaches, then after an hour of disappointed waiting she vowed she would meet her with cold disdain.

At length Anemachi appeared, fresh and fragrant. Never, she told her sister, had she had such trouble to get away. She was full of excuses, which Suisei obstinately rejected. But no sooner had Anemachi the good sense to hold her tongue than she ceased her reproaches, and then nothing detracted from the longing with which she inspired her. In her present mood, had the sky fallen it would not have troubled her. But in one bound Anemachi escaped from her. Crouching down, her eyes filled with terror, she was pointing with her finger at a figure which appeared at the door, entering with her own spare key.

Suisei at length turned her head, saw the figure, and perceiving that it moved, was also frightened. Meanwhile, Anemachi was regaining her senses.

"A woman... a naked woman too! I leave for a month and you bring into our apartment your women, and when I arrive they have not had time to dress. And you reproach me with arriving late! Your impudence is beyond belief! Come, send the creature packing. If you wanted us both here together, you might at least have asked me whether it suited me...."

Suisei, wide-eyed and groping for an axe that had never been there, whispered in her ear:

"Be quiet... it is no woman. One can scarcely see, but it is more like a demon."

"Have no fear, Madame," said a very sweet voice.

Slightly reassured, Suisei found strength to ask:

"Who are you?"

"I am an angel," replied the voice.

"What did you say?"

"I am an angel. I am Suisei's guardian angel."

"Say it again. I am going mad. I do not understand...."

Anemachi, seemingly understanding the issue, was indignant. Shee sprang forward and showed herself; with her right hand armed with a slipper, she made a threatening gesture, and said in a rough voice:

"You are a low harlot; oblige me by going the way you came."

"Hosimati Suisei," continued the sweet voice, "He whom your mother adores as the Creator of all has stationed by the side of each of the faithful a good angel, whose mission it is to counsel and protect them; it is the invariable opinion of the Fathers, it is founded on many passages in the Bible, the Church admits it unanimously, without, however, pronouncing anathema upon those who hold a contrary opinion. You see before you one of these angels, yours, Suisei. I was commanded to watch over your innocence and to guard your chastity."

>>34655872
she thinks young dante is cringe, she will never play it

>>34655960
ogey

>>34655946
Increase in shitposting here.

>>34655946
stinger spam

>>34655942
keep the change

>>34655960
"That may be, said Suisei; "but you are certainly no gentlewoman. A gentlewoman would not permit herself to enter a room in such a getup. To be plain, what the deuce are you doing here?"

"I have assumed this appearance, Suisei, because, having henceforth to move among mankind, I have to make myself like them. The celestial spirits possess the power of assuming a form which renders them apparent to the eye and to the touch. This shape is real, because it is apparent, and all the realities in the world are but appearances."

The Angel pursued:

"The celestial spirits adopt, according to their fancy, one sex or the other, or both at once. But they cannot disguise themselves at any moment, according to their caprice or fantasy. Their metamorphoses are subject to constant laws, which you would not understand. Thus I have neither desire nor power to transform myself under your eyes, for your amusement or my own, into a lion, a tiger, a fly, or into a sycamore-shaving like the young Egyptian whose story was found in a tomb. I cannot change myself into an ass as did Lucius with the pomade of the youthful Photis. For in my wisdom I had fixed beforehand the hour of my apparition to mankind, nothing could hasten or delay it."

Impatient for enlightement, Suisei asked for the second time:

"Still, what are you up to here?"

”I have come bearing medicine,” the Angel replied brandishing a cardboard packet.

”Do not jest,” said Anemachi, temper clearly flaring.

But the Angel answered reproachfully: "What makes you think, Anemachi, that I am frivolous and given to vain words?"

"Come, come," said Anemachi, shrugging her shoulders. "I have already taken care of all this — your presence is not needed."

But the Angel, ignoring her, spoke to Suisei:

"Do you not know me?"

Upon a second look, it did indeed appear to Suisei that she was familiar with the Spirit. The name eluded her, her thoughts fumbling as if through a mist. Eventually, through effort, something reached out to her as if the mist had momentarily lifted its veil and revealed a far-off light.

"Ka-Kanata?"

"Suisei!" yelped Anemachi, "You said you were taking your medicine! You promised you were taking your medicine!"

Suisei opened her mouth to protest, but was silenced by a sudden recollection. She had decided to go out to the balcony for a smoke before taking her medications; she had remained there waiting for her sister.

"Indeed, I find it curious that she should see you," Kanata said to Anemachi, "I believe she hid the previous packet I brought between her futon."

Anemachi whirled around, her entire being pure fury and bluster:

"Vile cretin, what have you done with my sister?"

"Nothing you have not," replied the Angel, "be it of desire to guard her health, mental or physical."

>>34655847
The KanaNoel rivalry was actual kino and the best part of the tournament

How do you answer?

>>34655804
The fuck is that cup noodle's flavour?

Flare, please...

>>34655968
Anemachi launched into a tirade of expletives and insinuations that shook the walls themselves and laid her hands upon the Spirit come Flesh. Cardboard crumpled; cheeks reddened; the floor came undusted as they fell in their struggle; blood, indeed, was spilling from corners of mouths when they separated.

"One guardian you are," yelled Anemachi.

"It was bound to be so," answered the Spirit. "All the other angels would have done as I did with Suisei. 'Women,' saith the Apostle, 'should pray with their heads covered, because of the angels,' and the Apostle speaks thus because he knows that the angels are disturbed when they look upon them and see that they are beautiful. No sooner do they touch the earth than they desire to embrace mortal women and fulfil their desire. Their clasp is full of strength and sweetness, they hold the secret of those ineffable caresses which plunge the daughters of men into unfathomable depths of delight. Laying upon the lips of their happy victims a honey that burns like fire, making their veins flow with torrents of refreshing flames, they leave them raptured and undone."

"Stop your clatter, you unclean beast," cried the elder sister.

"One word more!" said the angel; "just one other word, my dear Anemachi, to bear out what I say, and I will let you rest quietly. There's nothing like having sound references. In order to assure yourself that I am not deceiving you, Anemachi, on this subject of the amorous embraces of angels and women, look up Justin, Apologies, I and II; Flavius Josephus, Jewish Antiquities, Book I, Chapter III; Athenagoras, Concerning the Resurrection; Lactantius, Book II, Chapter XV; Tertullian, On the Veil of the Virgins; Marcus of Ephesus in Psellus; Eusebius, Præparatio Evangelica, Book V, Chapter IV; Saint Ambrose, in his book on Noah and the Ark, Chapter V; Saint Augustine, in his City of God, Book XV, Chapter XXIII; Father Meldonat, the Jesuit, Treatise on Demons, page 248; Pierre Lebyer the King's Counsellor——"

"Kanata, please, for pity's sake, be quiet; do, please do, and do send yourself away," cried Anemachi, whose face was burning, and whose eyes were starting from her head; for even in her fury she noticed her sister had gone missing. The Angel caught her eyes wandering and looked around thoughtfully whilst she wiped the dust of what had once been medicine off her lips; Suisei was nowhere to be seen.

"Where could she have gone?" Anemachi asked. There was a piece of medicine in her mouth where Kanata had inserted her fingers during their struggle, trying to twist her jaw off. "She was here just now."

>>34655946
filtered at Gigapede

>>34655938

>>34655962
Well she's right about him being cringe, easily his worst design including 2 & the anime.

>>34655960
>>34655968
I fucking hate out of character fan fiction so fucking much.

>>34655974
謎肉牛丼 obviously

>>34655948
692k

>>34655972
>I'm sorry, my mistake. May I call a cab to take you home? Let's go guys, it seems like it's not going to happen.

>>34655946
Trickster only.

>>34655946
>easy mode is now selectable

>>34655985
Do you read a lot of hololive fanfiction?

>>34655804
rolling for big chorizo

daily reminder that if Hiro gives Luna neko mimi, I WILL kill myself

>>34655946
Still on Easy
A thousand stingers every encounter
Will get filtered and rage quit again

>>34655972
shout NNAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa, then do a 1260° and walk away

>>34656004
I would tell you to LiveLeak it but...
I guess TMZ?

>>34655946
SSS rank streamer

>>34655984
DMC2 Dante had the best design

>>34655804
HODER ESO NO ES UN PUTO CHORIZO

anyone else feeling the burnout from hololive? it's starting to get boring to be honest. i'm planning on taking a break for a week and see what happens

Reminder that the weekly aggie is still ongoing. There are still a few empty spaces left so join in and leave a doodle or two if you feel like it, anons.
https://aggie.io/y7x_lswxhn

>>34656024
>people will give this post genuine replies

Korone's chat is all Japanese again. We did it. We're home...

>>34656031
i was going to but instead i'm going to give your post a genuine reply

>>34655984
>easily his worst design including 2
Say whatever you want about 2 as a game as a whole, but 2's Dante is the most stylish of them all.

>>34656033
>all Japanese
How long have you been tuning in

>>34656033
Hololive is healing

>>34656028
That's a nice Kanatan

>>34656024
I wish they played burnout, anon. I wish.

flare said that bayonetta is way more gentle than DMC, at least on normal mode
and don't think all women are cute only!

>>34656041
ywnbjp

>just sitting there, drinking wine
Based vergil

>>34655968
rrat

>>34656028
Cute Yonkisei.

>>34656028
I want to breed that towa

>>34655905
The fact that we don't get SAO or Geass watchalongs with all 3 of them is proof that God doesn't exist.

>>34656051
You will never learn Japanese.

>>34655774
She has no other use.

Houshou Marine's heartrate is very fast. I believe, this is just a hunch, that she may be overweight.

>>34656048
I keep forgetting about Flares omega level autism.. I.. I'm sorry...

>>34656039
2 months

>>34656024
how many weeks of breaks have you taken, anon?

>>34655774
But her and her mama personally gave me permission.

>>34656033
Yeah no shit with those pathetic numbers

>>34656069
never planned to

>>34655804
How much does all of that costs? In dollars.

>>34656063
Ewww.
Why?

Oh, Flare did it.

>>34656082
4

>>34655764
>>>/vt/

>>34656091
Mostly the tattoo, that's that hottest part about her new outfit.

Trish is a whore

>>34656092
is it time for light filling holes?

>>34656084
1 Japanese person is equivalent to 2 normal people.

>>34656028
I can barely draw a box.

>>34656090

>>34656106
Boy is there a site for you, my friend.

>>34656090
probably something like 5000 yen

>>34656092
yeah she used an untoucheable and just rushed through the final 20% of the boss' health

Flare... stop buying Vital Stars...

>>34656090
abe wouldn't want you to buy condoms anon.

>>34656106
I want Meru to bite me hard enough to draw blood

>>34656099
Why is rurudo like this?

>>34656075
Yeah. Pekora's heart rate is that of a 40 year old diabetic man and Aqua can't even make it to the fridge and back without utter exhaustion.

I'm genuinely starting to think these girls are now way fatter than their old roommate pics show.

>>34656107
I would have guessed $20. Which means I would have lost at The Price is Right.

>>34656069
go easy on that indonesian. It took him years to learn english as it is.

>No Fuutan, thanks for the offer but I'm not interested in playing basketball or smoking kush with you...

>>34655984
If you'd watched today's stream you would know she said he is cringe in a good way. She is tsuntsun because she likes ojisan dante from 4 more, but no one in their right mind can't not like dmc3 dante.

>>34656107
Not bad.

Im. Scatman is gone

your oshi kinda do suck a mean dick tho

>>34656117
>>34656107
my guess was WAY off, so this is probably close to the amount that some of the holos just binge eat when they've skipped a meal like that time when kanata bought coco onigiri and sandwiches for her ark stream

>>34655962
>any dante (besides DmC) being more cringe than https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=H8qG4AlK1qk

https://streamable.com/kvxy65

Towas not a devil. Towas an angel. Towa Tenshi TMT TMT TMT TMT TMT TMT TMT TMT TMT TMT

>Flare DT's Ifrit specials
Man all I ever did with DT was fly around and shoot lightning. Back then I just assumed it had to be the most busted thing you could do.

mold man love

zhangs...

>>34656075
ASMR makes her stupidly nervous, that's why

I love Ayame!

>>34656195
the chinks are rotting..

>>34656077
No I mean for this particular stream

>>34656195
>every one love aqua here
Chink

>>34656199
head too big

>>34656195
>zhangs
Global is calling. Anti-Chinese people are for /vt/

>>34656195
It's really cute how much they love her

Not shitposting. This is serious. I think I genuinely need help. I really really want to fuck Hoshimachi Suisei. Something about her flat chest and her proud cute pure idol image really turn me on. I really want to rip off her idol clothes and expose how she's just a mere woman in front of me, whose only purpose is to be fucked as my personal whore. I want to ravage every inches of her little body as she tries to resist, only to realize how powerless she is against me. I want to fuck her in every possible position while groping her cute little tits, enjoying every seconds of her arousing moans. I want to fuck her for hours while she's thinking about how her fans will think of her, now that their cute comet idol is just a sex slave made purely for sex purpose. I want to whisper "Help will never come. You will never escape from here. Your idol career is over now and you'll spend the rest of your life as my personal sex slave" in her ear as she cries and struggles to escape until she eventually gives up. After I'm done with her, I won't even let her rest. I'll insert a rotor in her pussy and turn it on, leaving her moaning in my basement all the way until the next day, where I'll repeat this process over and over again until her mind is completely broken.
A few months ago I didn't really care about her, but somehow these past few days I keep thinking about fucking her. I don't know what triggered it but I'm fucking lusting after Suisei now. "Why can't I have a cute idol vtuber sex slave" these thoughts always appear at the back of my mind. Please help me to get her out of my head because I think I might actually go insane at this point.

Bros... Niji won again

>>34656199
everybody loves ayame here

>>34656216
having fun on warosu anon?

>>34656211
>head too big
That means it’s an accurate depiction

>>34656218
idk what happened but after shark dabbed on them forever, no

>>34656213
>Anti-Chinese people are for /vt/
We accept them here too

>>34656216
kanata no

>>34656195
https://files.catbox.moe/p4x1nh.mp4

wtf is flare doing? why does she keep spamming (and missing) that fire kick like a retard instead of attacking with the sword?

>>34656215
I wonder if they hate other zhangs for ruining a good thing.

>>34656213
https://streamable.com/r957nj

when do the GOOD streams play?

>>34655847
This is a schizo narative. Do you really think two long term friends now hate eachother other Mariocrat banter? Marine trashed talked Noel for being shit at it live on stream. It's just banter

Congratulations Koone!

>Look Towa, I'm Chinese!

MR KORO

Mr. Koro did it

>>34656248
towel rook

>>34656244
Marine is Marine, people know how she is and Noel isn't some short fused piss baby. Suisei is genuinely malicious and lords things over people and Kanata is a sensitive, sweet girl.

>>34656219
I'm nobody.

>>34656244
Don't start another timeloop

Anons, the lunaito fashion show is soon upon us. Are you ready?

>>34656244
marine treats all her friends like shit. except for aqua.

>>34656244
Trashing Noel is a Sankisei tradition

>>34656272
I've been cutting for the last 2 months for it

>>34656264
I fucking love Sui-chan

DMC1 hell looks cool but Flare's gameplay makes me question my sanity

Would Luna be a good heavy player?

>>34656272

holobaby supremacy

6 hours of DMC...

anyone know how to listen to Marine's radio show?

>>34656272
Is it tomorrow?

>>34656242
15 hours !!

>>34656288
He turned himself into a being as thin as a blade.

>>34656297
Yeah, use your ears. Haha.

Fuck all spammers.

>>34656284
If you love character action and you haven't played the original DMC you really should.

>>34656300
Luna said on Twitter that it's coming soon iirc. The time to send an image has ended yesterday.

>>34656288
how do I get a body like this?

Matuli was very cute tonight

>>34656320
watch luna instead of eating

Kek

why does flare like dmc? She's not the target audience.

https://streamable.com/h1396f

>>34656320
Survive the holocaust.

>>34656285
She would make noises while eating sandvich.

>>34656316
I'm worried about how it holds up today. Going from DMC5 Dante with a trillion options to the very basic Dante from the first doesn't really sound like a fun experience. I feel like I'd have to force myself through just for video game history and I don't really feel like doing that.

>>34656264
>Suisei
>Malicious
Yes this is why she was voted the second kindest Holo after Noel and has a wide array of friends and Collab partners from multiple agencies

Stop being a schizo for once in your life

>>34656342
DMC is fujobait, Flare is a "closeted" fujo

>>34656288

>>34656342
Cute boys

>>34655774
絶対お断りします。

Especially since Kanata gave シコシコ permissions.

>>34656358
it didn't even match..

>>34656338
That thing really fits Coco's character. All holos should have their own pets and Coco deserves one.

I never realized the parallels mei ling and riki had with leon and Ada from RE kek

>>34656349
That's close enough. Heavy is simple man.

>>34656300
Why does Watame look like a cunt

>>34656355
>Stop being a schizo for once in your life
That requires meds.

>>34656350
What does your post have to do with Hololive?

>>34655774
Does anyone have that webm of Kanata?

pocket pussy

>>34655774

>>34656382
pocket pussy tenshi..

>>34656355
>second kindest
I'm a hoshiyomi but don't fucking lie to defend her

>>34656362
Really? Flare, Okayu, and Matsuri have too. I guess it is Towa and Luna for me to enjoy now.

>>34656375
Because she is the smug cunt incarnate.

>>34656381
https://files.catbox.moe/ndh11i.webm

>>34656379
I attached a cute picture of Haachama.

>>34655774

Post funny menhera rage clips please

>>34656384
So does she just carry Kanata around the house bending her over different surfaces to fuck her and then toss her in the dishwasher?

>>34656350
imagine not playing devil may cry when it was released

>>34656398
They're not funny if you're a keyboard.

>>34656403
Yes.

Post clips of Holos crying I want to jerk off

>>34655847
Even Botan said that she had a bad aftertaste from the tournament and really hates taking part in events without preparing properly. Their banter with Towa was so great that it sold me on them as collab partners right then and there though.

>>34656408
woah

>>34656350
Just go into the game with a different mindset, instead of playing to get flashy and colorful combos, you play to not get your ass raped by the enemies.

>>34656398
https://files.catbox.moe/w1v1me.webm

>>34656419

>>34656420
Imagine taking an RNG party kart racing game seriously.

>>34656419
Just watch any Watame stream.

I should have been the one to fill your dark soul with LIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIGHT

>>34656426
Is Aqua a normal human being?

Why is old Mr Koro coughing so much?

Tsunowaki!

Reminder that 15cm is all it takes to satisfy Matuli

。。。

>>34656437
>is Aqua a human
No

>>34656445
>tfw 10 cm
Rip

>>34656033
That's how her chat is 95% of the time.

>>34656419
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iGNk_5RoJ7Q

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oG8n6Pq5P1o

>>34656446
Don't need them

>Is.. is it a shooting game now?
HNNNNG... MY NOSTALGIA TRIGGERS

I WILL FILL FLARE'S DARK SOUL WITH LIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIGHT

I see she's on Mundus now.

>>34656445
what's that in american?

>>34656445
>micropenis
Oh well...

>>34656453
What is Minato Aqua then?

Follow us on Twitter high rating and all that

Give her a high rating right now

HIGH LIGHTING BROS

Show's over guys, Mundus won

I gave Flare a high rating because I love DMC.

>ending the stream on the final boss
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA WHY THE FUCK FLARE THIS DOES NOT MAKE ME SMILE AND GO

aghh mundus is talking to me in my head

>>34656470
dunno, i don't deal in illogical measurement systems

She's ending right before the finish?

>>34656470
A little under six inches

>>34656381
https://files.catbox.moe/p0aza6.webm

>>34656445
Fake, I've seen her twitter likes

Which holo has the biggest clitoris

miko stats came out lower than I thought

Can someone post that one haachama clip?

>>34656490
If she's still planning on playing them all, she'll probably just go from Mundus straight into DMC2 after.

>>34656476
Monky

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vltsTKKqzBo

>>34656490
You can thank Kamiya's hackness for always involving some sort of retarded driving or shooting game segments in pure action games.

>>34656503
I don't do roommate shit but I doubt she goes around liking dickpics.

>>34656509
Aloe

>>34656497
Towa...

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qrZtEACCwIU

>>34656510
what the hell do all those weird symbols mean

Does Flare have a penis?

what size do I need to be to please a woman like this?

>>34656419
https://files.catbox.moe/2rlna2.mp4
https://files.catbox.moe/97mx07.mp4
https://streamable.com/6vhmd2
https://files.catbox.moe/j99vmj.mp4

>>34656429
That's all part of her story on why she doesn't touch the shitheap that is apex anymore, no need to overthink it.

I left a highlight, what do I get now?

>>34656537
40%

>>34656517
Remove Gura, Mori, chicken whatever her name was, and Ame.
Add Nene, Polka, and some other JPs. Maybe Kanata since they're wives now too.

Then I'll watch it.

>>34656419
https://youtube.com/channel/UCYq8Zfxf9iYTci5EGEGnkLw

>>34656543
A hug!

What the fuck.. I started slurping unconsciously when I'm watching streams. How can I stop doing this?

>>34656419
https://youtu.be/Gku6uVW6y74
https://youtu.be/oVO09kkKMOY?t=124

I gave her a high rating

>dick size posts and EN posts
well there you go, good thread hours are officially over, cya tomorrow friends.

we do not smile
we do not go
high rate

>tfw 4 inches

>>34656554
Idk, but I started drooling when sleeping after starting to watch Luna...

>>34656554
Stop watching Aqua.

>>34656537
7 figures (USD)

>>34656382
she thought of kanata in that moment

>>34656568
>we do not smile
>we do not go
Frown and Stay

>>34656381
https://files.catbox.moe/15spd5.mp4

TOWA IS A SMOKA

>>34656533
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UpoysjZfWrU

>>34656589
DONTA

This drunk baby approaches you. What do you do?

Do you guys not know tenga?

>>34656522
yea i remember fucking hating those levels in bayo 1, MGR didn't have any though did it?

>>34656536
Yes and its bigger than yours

>>34656598
ask her about towa

The threads average age suddenly went down by a lot...

>>34656570
>tfw 7 inches and still inadequate

https://twitter.com/shiranuiflare/status/1391127918802137091

Furea is drowning in the swamp

>>34656600
No tengo dinero, whoa

>>34656598
sex her up good and tight

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mLwtfg57kbs
Did you like it?

>>34656604
Here, come closer, I will tell you about Towa.

>>34656607
the high lightings are rotting her...

>>34656598
Hit her in the head with a brick

>>34656607
>thinking that i still like DMC
yea i also look forward to watching streams thinking that i still like hololive...

>>34656554
Ano saaaa

I didnt think she'd kill master ring on the first battle

I'm at 7 inches, but barely any porn can get me to full mast lately, it's 1-2 cm smaller usually and the effort it takes for the last part is really not worth it, it's not like I put it into other humans anyway.

>>34656598
1 insert water into cup
2 place cup in front of baby
3 escort baby to room for the purpose of rest
4 go back home
5 eat all the leftover yakotaki
6 wash tayokaki making device and surface for heating food up
7 take public transport home
8 ???
9 profit

>>34656617
Yeah, it's my favourite KING cover

>>34656629
Why did you post this twice

>>34656622
Do that again. I dare you I double dare you.

>>34656598
Rape

is 5 inches good enough...

>falseflagging numberfag just switches to talking about dicks
does this confirm that comparing numbers are a dick measuring competition?

>>34656598
Sex the baby till she sobers up. Then sex her again.

>>34656639
>Do that again
I can't she's dead, babies have frail skulls

>>34656607
I love that flare just throws that shit in google translate and posts it. I hope she gets the en audience she wants so much shes really trying for them

>>34656638
I swear it's another guy.

>>34656643
maybe it could pass as a feminine penis

>>34656629
I'm 4 inches but I can barely maintain an erection for longer than 10 seconds and I dont even constantly look at porn and maybe go on a binge once every 3 months

>>34656635

>>34656652
Imagine going back to early last year and throwing this in the face of people convinced that Flare hated foreign fans.

dick size is just a number

>>34656644
No, but dicks are measured in numbers so it's still numberfagging.

Is Luna a virgin?

>>34656607
the elves are drowning...

>>34656644
Pretty much, it's burger hours, baby!

why are we talking about penis size

>>34656601
MGR had you riding one of those flyers right before the final Sundowner QTE, it was really short though.

>>34656649
She is an eldritch immortal baby being. She will mind flay you anon.

can you beat Miko's game? you aren't a filthy casual right?
https://twitter.com/luminoray/status/1382576445118058496?s=20

>>34656629
same but mine is 7 inches hard and 9 soft

https://exhentai.org/g/1901879/d09f2049b9/
Friend...

Whose next: lute or asellus?

7 hours until Pekora's story with mold man ends..

>>34656668
She is too frail for sex.

>>34656673
My oshi has a bigger penis than your oshi, that's why you don't want to talk about it.

>>34656673
Its one guy.
>29:20 >>34656570
>34:39 >>34656629
>35:45 >>34656643

>>34656668
Miko is the only virgin holo

>>34656652
She says she uses DeepL.

Should I register for next semester or should I spend that money on Marine hmmm Decisions decisions

>>34656691
Aqua is too autistic to have sex

>>34656694
its a step up from google but it still makes some funny translations at times

>>34656691

>>34655778
Wow, I didn't realize Towa finally did that RFA stream, how was it kenzoku? I feel like I remember her talking about wanting to do it, but I don't know how long ago that was.

>>34656680
I've cleared the sans simulator earlier here during the undertale arc, I guess I'll check this shit sometime later too.

>>34656698
higher education is a meme, learn a trade

>>34656652
It's just something she does to be kind. It doesn't really feel like pandering, in my opinion.

>>34656691
Marine is too autistic to have sex

>>34656689

>>34656691
Marine is a lesbian

>>34656691
I am the only the virgin.