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Bow before thy true Goddess

I just want to make my hebi wife the happiest girl in the world

>>34760505
Wrong

>>34760350
>Anon is angry at some lizard girl for something she's done
>It eventually boils over and he threatens to fight her to knock her out
>Before anon knows what's going on he's in a fancy restaurant with her horny as hell and looking at him with bedroom eyes.
>Anon was just mad about her breaking the coffee machine
Lizard girls are weird.

Crazy Foxes.

>>34760511
I'm beginning to think I might be a nap god.

>>34760528
That's a skunk.

I serve the Pharaoh in all things.

>>34760524
Treacherous snake!

>>34760559
>happy squeeing

>>34760488
>>34760505
Sorry, we’ve already got one.

>>34760579
Powerful, but short pharaoh-sama sounds great.

>>34760559
I'll take that cute kot assistant.

would it be improper to stroll into a single pharaoh's palace, take her from her throne and run off into the night?

>>34760559
Yes

>>34760559
well i don't, she ain't got any power over me

>>34760634
>pomf
>And what might you be doing in the palace at night?

>>34760678
not you, that's whats

>>34760528
Crazy, and that's how it goes.

>>34760693
>Wrong~

>>34760638
Some pharaohs might be a bit scary looking, but they will reward your loyalty greatly.
tfw no ambitious sorceress queen pharaoh to serve

>>34760678
>Sphinx not good at riddles chokes you out so you can't answer it correctly.
Kinda hot

>>34760746
I don’t think she’s choking him... though he does seem to be restrained by enormous cat tats.

>>34760488

>>34760721
Oops, gotta go, I gotta impregnate a hag that sitting on the throne. And you're quite heavy, bye and don't eat too much icecream

>>34760678
>time for mindbreak

>>34760759
it's more of a smothering in this instance but it got me thinking about it

>>34760678
>Looking for you

>>34760678
you, now lets do the horizontal tango until the sun comes up

>>34760505
No.

how do I desmug the danuki

>>34760850
throw the danuki down the well

>>34760850
live an ascetic lifestyle.

Seems like this thread has been taken over by desert girls

>>34760884
Summer IS coming.

I'm going to give a mummy a bandage wedgie.

fuck the desert, its sandy, smelly and there ain't no water. I'd rather live in a fucking swamp

>>34760897
Please no

Can't we get several major volcanic eruptions to spew so much ash and smoke into the air we don't get summer?

It's happened before

>>34760897
That leg is disturbingly attractive

>>34760928
There's plenty of water inside the sandworms.

>>34760962
no. thats called salvia

>>34760928
Yeah it’s not like ancient Egypt sprung up surrounding a huge source of water or anything.

>>34760977
It's like 90% water, it's fine.

>>34760977
Nah, just go in there, trust me bro.

>>34760977
>bro, you want to do worm?
>nah man, I heard that it'll fuck your brain up
>come on man, be cool. Everyone is doing it

>>34760993
>>34760997
>>34761009
I'd rather drink swamp water

>>34761020
Whatever you want is in there, I saw it myself.
Get in the sandworm.

>>34760850
give her a big kiss and tell her she's your most valuable asset, in front of all her smug nuki friends
the smug will be washed away with the blushing and giddy smile

>>34761009
>rowdy teenagers caught licking the local greenworm to get a buzz
>"I didn't realize that you can only find the good shit in the desert bro"
>Local greenworm just happy to get some attention
>"Mwee"

Wocks

>>34760928
>>34761020
>comfy swamp/bog life with your dark mage mistress

>>34761036
All i want to do is live in a swamp, is there a fucking swamp in there?

>>34761043
>u-uhh actually i-it's your investment in nuki c-co
>trying not to blush while pointing to some charts

>>34761059
There's probably at least 1 sandworm with a pocket dimension inside herself

>>34761112
I want to see a Sandworm with a jungle inside her so I can be like Robin Williams from Jumanji when I come out after a few years

>>34761108
>I invest my money into nuki co
>But I invest all my time and love into you
>Your value only goes up

>>34761147
>but anon if we make more employees won't our overhead increase?
having a dense nuki wife must be difficult

>>34761059
>>34761051
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=12uP_-NkB0g
>magical swamp music starts playing

>>34761234
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LYG7sMtb6u8

>>34761048
the fat lazy neets of wonderland

>>34761048
Was I just retarded beforehand or is he becoming more of a fatfag with every image?

>>34761234
>What are ya doin in my swamp!?
>Spreads her oozing wet pussy
>Why arentcha in this swamp!?

>>34761293
How can other biomes compete?

>>34761305
He’s always been a fatfag.

>>34761342
By being literally anything else?

>Browsing though monster girl folder organizing the mess
>Notice this image I forgot about
>Notice the filename

>>34761305
Honestly he's a little too restrained for me to call him a fatfag. The ones I've seen all had art that looked like a female version of the Michelin Man.

>>34761501
Guilty as charged

>>34760488

>>34761305
She's at that borderline of being thicc but still attractive, any fatter and it would cross that line into obese nonsense.

>>34761409

Swamp is that one biome that isn't quite endgame but pretty close. Regardless, it's either the most dangerous or people hate it the most.

Hindered movement, strange lights guiding people to their doom, mosquitos and disease fucking everywhere etc.

How about living in a giant magical archive citadel with your one and eternal dark mage mistress?

>>34761647
Imagine all the places you can bend her over and fuck her on

>>34761679
Just don't annoy her too much. She is a busy mistress.

>>34761636
However, bunyips.

>>34761695
and wurms as well

>>34760488

>>34761734
Don't forget toads

>>34761305
No, she's pretty consistent with her figure bar the styles artists depict

>>34761913
Ya know, what I want to live like a swamp hillbilly amongst the dwellers of the swamp

>>34761647
Too stinky

>>34761938
it's not so bad after you get used to waking up to 4+ vampire mosquitos feeding on you

I hate vampires

>>34762077
I wanna see the crocs

>>34762091
But vampires love you and your blood.

>>34760369
Batista Bomb
Mating Press

>>34762110
But my blood has too much iron in it, it'll be too strong!

>>34762110
Biters get the ball gag.

>>34762091
wtf

>>34762139
Headbutts, then!

I need ideas to draw

>>34762169
Lich getting piledrivered. The sex position, not wrestling move

>>34762169
Mega Milk Holstaur.

>>34762110
If my waifu wasn't what she is, she'd probably be a vampire.

>>34762169
First panel: Have a hand holding out a ball to a kobold.
Second panel: The straps of the ball fold out. You can decide the kobold's reaction.

>>34762169
Mofu ball

>>34762185
anything else?

>>34762169
Kobold being afraid of literally nothing while playing a horror game, Cheshire facepalms.

>Fusion Cuisine: Bold Tastes for the Modern Age
>An Illustrated Guide to the Succubus Arts — Vol II.
>Mimikaki: A Zipangu Guide to Ear Cleaning
Does your waifu like to read?

>>34762169
Pharaoh-sama being cool

>>34762291
not really, just horny for lich

>>34762169
Anon getting cratered through a floor by an atypical non agressive monster girl.

>>34762169
A harpy mimicking bird behavior.

>>34762317
>Sweet Screams- A Dark Elf Matriarch's Guide to Melting Your Man
>An Entertaining History Of Entertainment (Featuring an exclusive interview with the Queen of Wonderland!)
>Cooking for Idiots

>>34762361
just thought of those birds who have a smiley face on their ass and use it to get laid

>>34762361
jubjubs splashing about in water makes me happy.

>>34762403
Which birds?

I want to be lovey-dovey with a trio of Nachas

>>34762434
Man, you must have the HIGHEST self esteem levels.

>>34762317

>>34762444
It's not that bad when you know they don't mean anything they say.

>>34762328
Haha wouldn't it be funny if she shoved you into her suit haha
As a joke ahahahaha

>>34762452
Bet the grapefruit method is in the book

>>34762444
10 years of customer service has given me immunity to verbal abuse

>>34762467
But she is all sweaty from her sparring, anon

>>34762317
She looks at manga and askes me to read it to her

>>34762467
>you have been captured by Dog

>>34762531
I love that doujin

>>34762531
>>34762568
Sauce? I love big strong onee chan wans.

>>34762487
Hip window is important

What would be zipangu doujins be like?

>>34762602
Very important!

See the abs, smell the abs, touch the abs, kiss the abs, lick the abs, make out with the abs, have sex with the abs.

Rep for your waifu

>>34762599
https://exhentai.org/g/1755180/b7c15c8845/
Contains: shota, absolutely massive wan

>>34762700
Big cat abs are very dangerous, especially Manticore abs.

>>34762729
how, just don't look at 'em

>>34762701
Do you mean "do reps", or talk up your waifu?

>>34762764
yes

>>34762720
Thanks

>>34760488

>>34762720
are there more doujins like this?

>>34761305
Always has been, but Wockfag either doesn't care for the extremes of typical fatfag art or knows not to share them with the thread.

What monster girls do you think would make great singers?

>>34762867
You mean besides Gandharva and Siren?

>>34762867
What about which monster girls like to use autotune the most?

>>34762720
Non-panda link? On phone.

>>34762867
lamia and harpy are easy shoe-ins.
Manticore and hellhound might be nice for that contralto

>>34762867
automaton

>>34762843
https://exhentai.org/g/1140417/7dcf4a7f3c/
https://exhentai.org/g/1337710/9fe2548975/
https://exhentai.org/g/1180805/830cce8e57/

>>34762867
siren and banchee duo

>>34762899
There’s no e-h link due to shota, sorry.

>>34762899
if you have an android there is a way to get the panda to work on your phone

>>34762925
thank you

>>34762945
How about the name of the comic or the artist?

>>34762867

>>34762956
how?

>>34762967
Artist is Ginzake.
>Dekkai Mofumofu Inu wa Goshujin-kun Daisuki Aigandoubutsu (COMIC Unreal 2019-08 Vol. 80)

>>34763017
Thanks so much.

>>34762777
I try to get people to like her species, and it makes me immesurably happy when they say they do. Saying they like her specifically is ok too, but I usually try to keep some of the more personal waifu stuff to myself, so if you do know about her as an individual then kudos to you.

>>34763008
its a pain in the ass since firefox android app only allows certain extensions in normal circumstances ,
you have to get the nightly version of firefox then follow these instructions https://blog.mozilla.org/addons/2020/09/29/expanded-extension-support-in-firefox-for-android-nightly/
then download any extension that allows you to import/export cookies on both your phone and you desktop, export the cookies from your desktop and import them on your phone.

>>34762110
>tfw no genki gyaru Vampire who tries to act all haughty around you but is too airheaded to do it properly

>>34760488
>The OP image
>That OP message

Gee, I wonder who made this OP?

>>34762169
Dorome or Slime playing softball.

>>34762169
Any MG telling me that they genuinely love me.

Time to lift nude in the mgc gym again at 3am

>>34762867
>Arachne
>Mermaid
>Otohime
>Dragon
>Elf
Pretty much any long living MG. They have lots of free time to practice singing.

>>34762317
>>34762382
Other books:

>The big book of excusing and justifying rape towars human and elven men for Hellhounds
>The big book of excusing and justifying rape towars human and elven men for Manticores
>The big book of excusing and justifying rape towars human and elven men for Ushi Onis
>The Life and Times of Hamani Goldleaf, a proud Danuki's autobiography
>The great Sabbath Honeypot
>The Fall and Rape of Lescatie, from the perspective of the humans and Old Lescatien Purists
>The Lady of The Lake, a myth and legend of old Lescatie fairytales or actual person?
>Miss Pharaoh's reasons why undead girls are bad and why you should never travel to Sylvania
>Miss Vampire's reasons why desert girls are bad and you should never travel to Nehekhara
>Paladin Christopher's guide to staying pure and never falling to monsters or demon women
>Dragonia History Side Guide: The Dragon Riding Elves of Dragonia, the New Sons of Caledor
>Easy and Lazy recipes for Prisoner Fruit cuisine

What is more trustworthy, a Cheshire, a danuki, a fox, or an elf?

>>34763308
If < four tails, the fox.
Otherwise, cheshire

>>34760488
>Citizen reminder: Inaction is conspiracy, report counter behavior to your local Civil Protection team immediately.

>Citizen notice: Failure to cooperate with your local Civil Protection team will result in permanent Familial Son confiscation. Your son or sons will be sent to reeducation and grooming procedures.

>Attention residents: Miscount detected in your block. Co-operation with your Civil Protection team permits full monetary cash reward and authorized five month discount on any Tricoromille restaurant branch in this city.

>>34763308
A nine tailed fox.

>>34763350
I want a cute single tailed fox girl to take in and love with all my life.

>>34763376
The lim smells like neet, she a dirty neet

>>34763391
I feel like the single tailed foxes are the ones you would have to be most wary of, lest you find out down the road that she was a nine tailed hag in disguise the entire time.

I love hags, they are the best. Why? Most fertile wombs, usaully the strongest and they also can teach you the past

>>34763470
How many cookies did your hag offer you for this post

>>34763308
You can trust danuki, boyim.

>>34763477
I dont know what you are talking about

>>34763470
Good boy.

>>34763501
I trust those thighs

>>34763501
You know she had to do it to them

>>34763501
She's smuggling melons in her dress

>>34763470
Retard. You can't even handle a human hag ass, let alone a monster's

>>34763439
Conversely, what if you found out that the nice nine-tailed Inari at the shrine down the road was secretly nine one-tailed foxes that were fusing together to look older and combine their power?

>>34763578
Lets just say, I would turn into a animal with one thing on my mind, fuckin. To the point that i would forget words

>>34763596
harem acquired

>>34763501
I won't lose to old hag Foxes!

>>34763578
why does she have the wight hairstyle

>Automata Theory

>>34763578
>clumsy momster planting her fat ass on her adopted son's face

>>34763648
>t. Man who oded on old mofu

>>34763659
One day she will become one

>>34763596
Leave. I was promised fox hag.

>>34763501
A fox with huge thighs just isn't fair.

>>34763743
Life isnt fair

>>34763439
I would 100% trust a 1 tailed fox who came up to my door covered in dirt and said she's hungry and needs a place to say. I'd give her a bath and my wallet and take her to the store to buy whatever she wants. She deserves it, it's not her fault that she doesn't have the luster of multiple tails.

this thread must now be cleansed from hags

>>34763784
Id do that with any girl

>>34763743
This + huge ears

>>34763802
No, hags are great

>>34763802
But that mofuball IS a ha-

>>34763814
Well a nine tailed fox would cause me pause though, much less trustworthy. Why would someone with power and status be in this position? Something's fishy.

Dont ask a monster girl, her age, weight, and what else?

>>34763578
ass-sasin

>>34763835
The things I would do to that chonky floofy creature. Like holding her hand and eating cheese burgers.

>>34763876
It would be strange but I’m still not about to refuse hospitality.
Plus she could just level the place with a glance if she really wanted to.

>>34763876
Anyone can fall on hard times

>>34763852
ANON HAS BEEN HAGGED.
I REPEAT, ANON IS HAGGED, SEND BACKUP

>>34763926
Give fox burg

>>34763898
When she plans to get married.

>>34763876
she's probably weak, confused and down on her luck from recently being released from some ancient seal.

>>34763898
If she's had any work done. Unless they're an Alp, expect rage.

>>34763940
I am coming alone, this hag will be taken care of

How do you get an Amazon wife to say she loves you?

>>34763972
Ask her to tell you

>>34763972
Tell her there's something that only real powerful warriors can read outloud, and hand her a note saying "I love you, Anon". Downside is that she may make that her battlecry from now on.

Best monsters for that vice city feel

>>34762091
Is trying to out tsun a vampire a good strategy?

>>34764131
Hay the image of a tsun anon and tsun vampiresa arguing and the vampires servant yelled just fuck already

>>34763972
Mating press her. It's easier than you'd think.

>>34763282
Dragon Books:
>Al`tainn Shrugged, a story where a Dragon takes her hoard and husband and departs to a remote valley where she breeds all day while kingdoms fall, rise and fall again.
Jabberwock Books:
>Heart of Lewdness, A story of a dragon going deeper and deeper into the Wonderjungle looking for her lost Dragon friend...
Ryu Books:
>The miko and the Tea, a book nobody has read because it claims to be about aesthetics, and stresses, and social expectations, but that is just the lie that has been put to hide all the hentai between the pages.
Dragon Zombie Books:
>Green Lays and Slams.
>Would you like some Green Lays and Slams, Anon`s thighs?
>AAAAAAAAAAA Please don`t rape me NOOOOO

Am i winning if i hugging the ancient evil, preventing her from doing anything aside from hugging me back

>>34762091
I love vampires

>>34764244
A vampire sucked my dick

>>34764243
That’s just a draw.
Winning is having several kids with the ancient evil.

>>34764242
Ya forgot one type. The wurm

>>34764244
>I love vampires

Congrats anon. Now Pharaohs and Desert mamono and people do not like you. Consider you hostile and brand you a necromancer's little bitch and a filthy whore for undead.

>>34764204
But I want to be dominated, just with love.

>>34764269
Ancient evils can't be evil if they're too busy being pregnant housewives with lots of daughters.

>>34764308
They can if they raise the daughters as their successors. This is why you must be a good father and help your daughters grow up into good, kindhearted ladies.

Is it wise to put all my points into str and sta for monster laying

>>34764302
>filthy whore for undead
Yes

>>34764259
Based Fue

>>34764302
Imagine wanting to live in the desert when you can live in a gothic castle surrounded by mist, dark forests and constant storms.

>>34764287
I guarantee any species that has wurm or worm in the name can't read

>>34764302
>Filthy whore for undead
Sign me up. Do I get a tattoo too?

>>34764308
Disgusting

>>34764345
>Your across the house when you hear your evil wife scream "Noooooo!" after your oldest daugther tells her she want to be a hero when she grows up
Does she hate-fuck you for turning her future general to the side of good?

>>34764287
Wurm Books:
>Archeological record of Modern Tunnel Grafitti.
>Stick figures of hoomans and wurms left behind on an urban cave in that consumed the house of an anon.

>>34764371
Why live there, when you can live in peace on a farm

>Somewhere in a Desert Lands City. It is "Pharaoh and Sun God Appreciation Day"
>All the citizens and any desert mamono are gathered around pyramid government buildings where the sing praises or approach the ruling Pharaoh to say thanks
>And said Pharaoh is outside just the pyramid greeting the loving crowds and sitting on an outdoors throne
>The whole event is also a televised event for any desert lands citizens or denizens who can't physically attend the event to watch it in TV or Livestream it
>There are international audiences in different lands, countries and nations watching the event as well
>A small human boy of a child is about to be the next citizen to approach the Pharaoh
>But from out of a shadowy corner from a neighboring building a whisper is heard calling out the boy
>The boy approaches and to his surprise, a purple colored snake lady discreetly converses with the boy, it's and Apophis
>"Happy Pharaoh and Sun God Appreciation Day there little boy. You're next in line to be called to say Praise and thanks to the Pharaoh, right?" The Apophis asks
>"Yes ma'am! I just have to wait for my number and I will approach our Pharaoh and say Praise to her and praise our ancient great lord Ptra!" The boy answers
>"Hmmmm... Hey lil man, how about a suggestion? Wanna say something really great to your Pharaoh??? Come here, lemme give you a suggestion." The Apophis beckons the boy as he approaches
>The Apophis whispers to the boy
>The boy then asks; "I dunno who those people are you just told me. But you sure I can tell that to the Pharaoh?"
>"Of course boy. I'm sure the Pharaoh will be surprised! Oh and I think it's your turn now!" Said the Apophis
>And soon enough, the boy's number is called, "That's my number. My turn to speak with the Pharaoh!"
>The boy looks to his parents who are also gleeful to their child meeting face to face their ruler
>The Pharoah looks down on the boy with a smile; "Hello there dear child. Happy Pharaoh and Sun God Appreciation Day. What do you have to say to me dear child?" The Pharaoh says in a motherly voice
>The child ponders what he will say but then remembered what the Apophis told him to say instead.
>The boy out loud enough says to the Pharaoh, her court, the citizens and the cameras:
>"Undead monstergirls are the most wonderful and beautiful women ever! The Pharaoh is one big undead woman!" The boy blurts out
>The crowds gasp in shock and the Pharaoh is taken aback what the boy just said
>The boy continues; "Settra is a cooky crazy ol mummy and bad excuse of a priest. Khalida is not honorable and lets bad guys break her walls. The Western goddess Illias once beat Ptra in a arm wrestling match. And Neferata is the most beautiful vampire you will ever meet!"
>More shock, gasps and looks of terror from the crowds and Pharaoh's court is visible everywhere and the boy's parents are in disbelief what their not is saying
>Then the boy finishes off; "And Nagash is a great, cool and awesome dude! He is the greatest Necromancer to ever live! Also travel to and or move into and live in Sylvania, it's a cool, cold and fun place to be with undead and vampires!"
>The whole crowd and Pharaoh's court are flabbergasted and horrified at the blasphemous and heretical things the boy has said. There are small children; humans and monstergirl daughters, crying in terror and the boy's parents are just in tears
>Meanwhile the Apophis who told the boy to say all those things is absolutely rolling on the floor laughing with her other anti-pharaoh friends and "graped" monstergirls and men
>Clearly this was all the doing and hi-jinks of an Apophis trying to mess up a Pharaoh's day
>Meanwhile abroad, undead monstergirls and especially vampires and even Wights are enjoying this fiasco as the funniest thing ever.
>Vampires, Wights and all other powerful undead are all; "Ohohoho! Quick someone take a screenshot! That desert tramp's face is priceless!"

>>34764356
>tfw there will never be a Fue ghoul doujin

>>34764408
Farms are for peasants. I mean technically I am one too, but she won't let me leave.

>>34764428
They teach you to be humble and make your muscles strong

>>34760488

Hey, i want to go to the oldest single vampires castle. Can you lead me to her?

>>34764308
Now you’re getting it.

>>34764506
This nice lady will lead you there.

>>34762142
Not HAG enough

>>34764545
Regura hags are cheating. What straight man could possibly resist?

>>34764544
She seems angry, do ya think a hug would cheer her up?

>>34764558
Literally impossible

>>34764544
Such massive milkers.

>>34764506
Are you sure about that

>>34764621
Yes I am

>>34764428
You don't smell like a peasant
You don't dress like a peasant
And you're certainly not on fire like a peasant!

>>34764597
That’s nothing, THESE are milkers.

>>34764558
>What straight man could possibly resist?
It probably helps if you don't want to be eaten by a bug.

>>34764671
>Anon is led to a room deep underground, in the very foundations of the castle
>They awake a vampire who has been sleeping for a thousand years

>>34764371
>veiny breasts
muh dick

>>34764558
You could be a degenerate chubby-chaser like me.

>>34764774
I need a bit of time to get the blood pumpin

>>34764806
>implying Regura girls dont have a bit of MEAT some times.

>>34764710
>Throw Baby

How to get (you)s on 4monster?

>>34764781
Veiny asses are the thing

>>34765007
Post ring finger

>>34765013
Vomitous

>>34765013
>SLAP
>red handprint with little veins in it

>>34763596
>All just stacked up in a coat like little rascals.
Adorable.

Is it too lewd to show off a bit of chest as i walk in town?

>>34760488
Which girl is this again?

Where do the tourists come from.

which mgs know english?

>>34760488
Hey a flying cat. Neat

>>34765330
my waifu

>>34765330
mindflayers and hakutaku could figure it out pretty quick.

>>34765296
Karl Franz's waifu and personal mount, Deathclaw

Don't let a vampire play the Legacy of Kain series or she'll start narrating her thoughts. If you think it's annoying wait until she insults a guest by telling them "they stink of peasantry" because she didn't notice she was still talking

>>34764302
>filthy whore for undead.
Is that an insult? Mummies need love too

losing consciousness
and yet im still aroused.

>>34765855
don't let the pharaohs propaganda fool you, she's as dead as any of the other stiffs.

Im hungry

>>34763150
That's adorable. There aren't enough gyaru or genki vampires

I need a workout regiment and a 5 gallon tub of protein powder stat I'm going to turn this nerdhound into a proper hellhound

>>34762169
Minotaur in pajamas wearing corks on her horns so she doesn’t poke hole in her bed

Can ya wife cook?

>warhammerfag is still at it
I'm sorry for doubting you guys.You were right

>>34732571
>>34735732
I guess this can be one if you want to use it, was just what I was planning on drawing anyways.
>sipppp
>yep, they just don't make rock n roll like they used to

>>34766228
cursed

>>34766228
Boomer worm

>>34766228
Is she drinking whiteclaw?

>>34766237
Why? She just likes to listen to the radio while watching hubby mow the grass

>>34766277
Listen, it's not easy living with some shithead kids next door.
It was supposed to be a can of V8

When is the Sabbath van going to show up? I want to be a wizard already.

>>34766322
They ran out of gas so now the lolis are pushing the van up a hill, it's going to take a while.

>>34766322
I want an over worked CC office monster girl to show up already, I officially turn CC age today and I'm running out of time.

If she's not a worm, she's a thot

>>34766434
it's interesting that sandworms have one of the biggest chests among profile art. Game holstaurs probably #1 for now, though.

>>34766502
Sandworms are amazing girls, aren't they?

>>34766005
There are enough hellhounds out there, 1 nerdwan is fine

>>34765937
It physically pains me to see such great beauty ruined.

>>34766228
Greenworm has good taste in music.

>>34766228
We've gone from Moth-chan the metalhead moth to this? Why do caterpillars like metal?

>>34766658
I wonder what her favorite song is

when you want

but cannon have

>>34766696
Imagine ripping free from a shell made from your own silk and hardened chitin. If that isn't metal as fuck then I don't know what is.

>>34766742
I can have a cannon? Nice!

>>34766820
Gonna burry my face in the cat butt.

>>34766820
hahahaha look at this dork wearing hello kitty panties hahaha

>>34766820
sylphs ability to cause mass disrobing is underrated

>>34766820
I love the Sylph's face here.

https://pastebin.com/pdAAKyVy
How do you deal with a mean shoggoth misbehaving?

You... LIKE her scales?

>>34766976
flick forehead

>>34766976
Tell her you're not angry, just disappointed in her.

>>34767023
I'm more of a fan of feathers, honestly.

>>34767023
I love them.

is it alright to only fuck a lizard girl analy and tell her she's not even worth having my kids just to play into her machoistic side?

>>34766052
Ok enough. I'm a better cook though.
>>34767292
Yes. Scale ass is made for stuffing.

what would you do if all the monster girls were taken?

>>34767382
Continue my miserable existence until death claims me I guess

>>34766228
Based, thanks Greenworm anon
>>34766277
>WightClaw

>>34767348
>Scale ass is made for stuffing.
We need more lizard girl butt pics.

You have encountered a werecat. What shall you do?

>>34767627
Rub behind the ears, cats like that

>>34767627
>Why hello there! My name is Tom Timmadome, heir to the Timmston Timmadome.

>>34767638
The cat has caught on to your attempts to placate her and even more determined to drain you dry like the tom you are
>>34767639
Truly a most respected and great lineage you deserve only the oldest, thickest, laziest, most demanding royal queens

>>34767639
>telling a cat you're "Tom"
Sllluuuuut~

>>34767627
Pet her

>>34767292
Lizard girls deserve to get bullied.

Which MG is most likely to be into Shotacon?

>>34767627
Throw catnip at her and see what happens.

>>34767627
Wiggle a bit of string in front of her.

>>34767672
>the oldest, thickest, laziest, most demanding royal queens
Can she be a Cheshire? I want Dad jokes so bad that my father would crawl out of his grave and tell her to stop

>>34767689
Please tell me their tails grow back and they have that thing where they can drop their tails to evade predators the same way some real ones do.

>>34767725
They do.
So if you scare a lizard girl hard enough she will lose her tail.

>yknow mr human I got plenty more drinks and even some (uhh, what did they call it again?) err, pragmatic rock records back at my place! You should totally come along... Yes it's in the woods but don't worry it's a real, ehehe, modern place
>only rule is no cell phones or tools on you. Sorry, house policy! You should keep those at home when you come to visit. It'll be fun, promise!

>>34767800
elves are made to be mating pressed

>>34767800
I like pragmatic rock...

>>34767627
Pspspspspsps

>>34767800
If the portals open I'll make sure to have a long ass electric cord and ethernet cable.

>>34767725
Sadly anon lizard girls don’t drop their tails but since it’s practically expected for lizard girl to lose her tail in one fight or another she just needs a good dose to spirit energy and she’ll regrow a new really sensitive tail so make sure not to touch it or you could make her go mad with pleasure

>>34767866
>Lizard girls lose their tails when they lose and grow a new one that's super sensitive
I was not expecting this kind of boner, but alright.

>>34765014
Careful posting fingers, a Kobold might bite it off.

>>34765007
Tell them you're a single man and don't plan on marry anyone.
Might have more of an effect on the Eros threads.

>I'm borrowing him

>>34762169
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Rat_king

>>34765007
Post empty egg cartons.

>>34765007
>males like me belong beneath minotaurs
Guaranteed to get many replies of "based" from the mino and then "mino hands typed this post" from everyone else.

How do I protect my apophis childhood friend from seething pharaohs who can’t accept I like being wrapped and cuddled and not turned into a throne

Do all monsters have above human strength or are some weakling mob monsters.

Imagine a paradigm shift with monsters on the internet, everyone is assumed to be a monster or on rare occasion female human on the internet.

>>34768481
Most of the swarm monsters like devil bugs and large mice.

>>34768481
Flow Kelps are probably pretty weak

>>34760528
is that... IS THAT...?

>>34768557
A HAG!

>>34768555
*smack*

>>34768621
*plop*

How do you deal with a hungry hungry Cheshire teleporting and stealing your food?

>>34768555
>Attempt to beach bully flow kelp
>Kick her sand castle over and let the high tide finish it off
>High tide drags her away to much to your amusement
>Fail to notice the bit of kelp around your ankle and get dragged along
>Soon find yourself wrapped up in kelp and extremely close to flow kelp
>Manage to wiggle out your arms and push away creepy kelp only to get dragged along further into the sea
>Begin tearing at kelp to no avail due to the shear amount
>Soon enough another high tide comes dragging you both underwater
>Becomes apparent that you cannot breath water
>Flow kelp is slow but not stupid and notices too
>Plus she isn’t the vindictive or cruel type
>Offers to help you breathe and all you have to do is kiss her
>You can worry about apologizing later

>>34768862
Hold a box up with a stick and put catnip under it.

>>34768960
She raids your kitchen when you're doing that, then teleports away with the catnip. Now what?

>>34768481
Fairies definitely can't (physically) overpower you.
>>34768862
Buy only healthy food until she stops.

>>34769308
She doesn't care what the food tastes like, she only cares about taking it from you when you're about to eat it.

>>34769448
Fast.
Since you'll be eating much less often and you;ll be properly hungry, depriving you of it will soon stop making her laugh and start making her feel guilty.

>>34767689
>>34767725
Salamander tails come pre-grilled. It's ready for eatin' as soon as it comes off

>>34769489
>Scare Salamander
>Start eating her tail in front of her
>Compliment her on how well she cooked it
>Accept your death

I had a dream last night. Before the dream turned into a detective mystery thriller in a logging camp and a grey city in winter, there was a brief moment when it involved me cuddling up in a pillow-fort with a brown beauty.
Dreams are weird, but that aside what species is best for building fun soft nest forts with?

>>34769506
>Death of virginity
I don't think that was gonna last long around her anyways

>>34769481
She'll get her own food and eat it in front of you to see how long it takes you to beg for it. If you keep resisting, she'll dangle it in front of your face and tell you you just have to beg for it, and maybe even deny you a couple of times first when you eventually do it.
And then you find out it's laced with chili when you finally take a bite.

>>34769481
Don't stop fasting right away to stress the point.

>>34769515
She can't fight me if she can't catch me. And I dumped all my points into speed.

>>34763376
Gonna be a demon army informant!

>>34769576
>Dump all your skill points into speed
>Run behind her
>Stick your dick up her butt before she can even counterattack
Even if she manages to break your ensnarement, she won't forget the exquisite feel of your dick. That's a win for you no matter the outcome

Be very quiet, I'm hunting hags

>>34769989
You have been fooled. They tricked you. You are the prey and they are hunting (You).

>>34770028
How, they haven't even seen me?

I think this Wendi is trying to say something

>>34770089
"I want my mommy!"

Maids for anal

Hatch here, just dropping in to show progress on the new Sylvie's Bar. We're on the shading/BGs phase and things should hopefully be done in the next 2-3 weeks. In hindsight when I wrote the script I fucked up the pacing here and there, but hopefully I'll fine-tune that with the next one.

Sylvie the bully gets what she fuckin deserves from the pussyboy waiter.

(Censored the tits with crying Henry, hopefully safe to post this here).

>>34770107
Bad Wendi, White Horn-san's breasts are not meat! You're drooling all over her coat!

>>34770176
>kicking the waiter scrubbing the floors for literally no reason
What did she mean by this?

>>34770176
>monster boys
>sylvie barely looks like a monster girl
art looks nice but it's not for me

>>34770176
>animal ears

>>34770176
Sylvie is looking good but I'll probably pass. Monster boy stuff isn't for me

>>34770176
fuck off

>>34770176
Look at this tard, back to /tg/ with you

>>34770176
>reddit spacing

>>34770176
How much of a newfag are you to not know what you're doing, dude?

>>34770089
>”I liked that jerky you made the other day Anon.”
>”Can I have more of your meat Anon?”

>>34770176
>monsterboy
I liked the bitchy dog too what a shame

>>34770239
Maybe she wants to get punished.

>>34770176
I'm weirdly into the revenge story angle even if the bitch is more kemonomimi than actual kobold.

>>34770176
I want to complain that Sylvie's not a real monster girl but I'm probably going to fap to this anyway. Art is pretty good.

>>34770197
But she's seen Mr. Whitehorn bite them

>>34770568
The problem is hardly the girl

>>34770176
>People responding positively to monsterboys
This place is dead

>>34770568
The girl is fine. MGE has girls that are more cosplay like dark mage, the problem is he completely misunderstood the target audience and put a monster boy in there.

>>34770631
I'll reluctantly tolerate one or two of them.

>>34770631
Which thread are you reading? Most seem to dislike it.

>>34770659
Not liking something and actively disliking it aren't the same thing.

>>34770176
That’s a dude?

>>34770631
Anyone who doesn't mention it is passively accepting it

>>34770239
>>34770568
>>34770594

>>34770176
>Contentfag makes content
>Gives it away for free on piracy sites
>Still gets shit on
>Continues making more despite being hated
Can't tell if this man is based or retarded.

>>34770800
Meant for >>34770659