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I want to fuck the dog
きtらあああ
pekoーら大好き
I really, really love my clown wife !!
今日もかわいい〜
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んなあああああ
I love Towa.
I love my creative schizophrenic sluttish wife daughter!
I love Fubuki!
I really love MarineWelcome back Senchou
Watch DMC2https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oF5BIvPHSeI
This rice game is not going to end soon...
Smile
I love Aqua.( ^)o(^ )b Take care of yourself, Virtual Idol Gamer Nekomimi Kawaii Maid .
Your oshi is a whore
>>34833824>if you're not in japan, ur in da westjesus christ
What's with the other thread
Sora Love!
>>34833851me too! no joke!Can't waif for RE8
>>34833869That's the schizo thread
>>34833867Everything is west of Japan if you go far enough west
>>34833867So which country do you live in?
みこちに出会えてから毎日が幸せです!
>Chicken saw how many hits Ina got for oversleeping so she is purposefully pretending to be late nowngmi
Do you miss Akwa?
>>34833863rab yu onyon...
>>34833869That's the real thread.
>>34833872Oneesan gumi RE7 collab soon too
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MwgdtjYI-7wMiko Frame
Last thread was garbage.
Apex doko??
>>34833867if you start from japan and go west, you come across the entire world so everything is western including japan
>>34833835
>>34833869The anus schizo is back
>>34833865ur mum is my oshi
You don't know how to smoka
>>34833867My country is southeast of Japan but it is still considered western.
>>34833867Are you admitting to being a SEAfag?
nene should play pikmin, the little nekko fan avatars are basically pikmin.
>>34833869In the previous thread someone questioned the existence of an anus Lamy pic, so the anon wanted to prove a point.
>>34833879same Mikopi!
>>34833878notJapan
nye
>>34833900クンカクンカクンカクンカクンカクンカクンカクンカクンカクンカクンカクンカクンカクンカクンカ
>>34833887Not really
AquShio Love!
>>34833851I'm really happy she's back and she seems well. I love my oshi very much.
>>34833919faq migo
>>34833887No.
>>34833926Best chemistryI miss them so much...
>>34833909I'm an AIRfag actually
hey men
Imagine a timeline where APEX never existed.
>>34833926Depresshion couple.
>>34833905Donta...
>>34833943I-is she okay?
Fucker the pupper
>>34833942who are you???
>>34833840I really, really love your clown wife !!
I love this bitch!
>>34833945>Holo FortniteI...I think i'm good on this timeline
>>34833887Not as much as I miss my Onyon
Today will be a good day
>Sora APEX tomorrow AHHHHHHH
>>34833942Take off the mask and show yourself nigga
>>34833869thats the good thread
>>34833887With all my being.
>>34833943Imagine how hard her nipples would be
>devil may nigger elf
TMT
>>34833982DONTE LOVE
>>34833906Anon, there are no countries north east of Japan. Your spoiler is meaningless.
>>34833982What did she mean by this?
I can't believe the months of constant bullying from Pekora behind the scenes finally gotten to Aqua so much so that it's affecting her life and she needs to take a break. I mean I guess it's inevitable. When you have someone that hates your guts as much as Pekora does it will get to you as well eventually.
>>34833955She's just very hot
>>34833863I was asleep during her stream and haven't gone back to see what she said but I hope she's alright.
>>34833926The MC pixel art...
>>34833982DONTE LOVE!
>>34833942Hands where I can see em!
>>34833982IS GOOD GEAM
>>34833859Piles of rice aren't that dissimilar from sand.
Donté......... el exterminador............. de demonios.................
Akua is kii?
/hlg/ - business & foreign trade general
>>34833967roboco...
Friend!I missed her member stream because work, was it fun?
>>34833997Based pekkers
>>34833851Welcome back Maririn
>>34833867>muh western fanbaseI don't give a shit and will continue not to
>>34834003It's nothing major, but watch the stream please, it's only 15 minutes long and it's better to hear this kind of things coming from the source rather than relying on some anon from a Mongolian baskets weaving forum.
WTF FLARE IS IN THE GAME TOO?!?!?!
>>34833857I miss that, although why the nousagi were hamsters I never understood
>>34834028>MaririnBut she never left?
>>34833851Speaking of which, what happened to the schizo?
>>34833928Also there's a ton of collabs planned, Lamy, Rushia, and Oneesan gumi in the near future.
>>34834041>red hair FlareHot
>>34834047Do your Korone reps
>>.34833701 You know that Kaine's body LITERALLY isn't her true body, right?
>>34833992Alaska bros... Russia bros...
なでなで
>>34834048We are having a steamy time right now!
towa towa towa towa towa towa towa towa towa towa towa towa towa towa towa towa towa towa towa towa towa
My oshi just stopped streaming, convince me to watch your oshi's stream
do people really like Flare or is it another forced meme holo no one cares about like Towa or Nene?
>>34834025Yeah, it was pretty damn good. She disgusted everyone at the start but towards the end became irresistible to leave. Also gave some advice as she listened to complaints.
>>34834048He was sperging in the previous thread but didn’t get any (you)s so he stopped
So is Kanta actually being serious with all this heartbreak shit? Because that's kinda really fucking cringe.
fuck i just remembered that dmc 1 and 2 had no combos
What?
>>34834048Marineschizo is pleasing anons right now, please be patient and wait until its your turn anon, there's more than enough of her to go around
Towa is a whore
>>34834099Towasamastream...
>>34834048Oh I'm still here I was just busy watching Marine archives. Sorry bros I'll get back to it in a moment.
miko miko miko miko miko miko miko miko miko miko miko miko miko miko miko miko miko miko miko miko miko miko miko miko
>>34834107It's almost as if shes a woman and they do this shit all the time, you fucking retard
>>34834102Its a forced meme like Watame
kanata is too loud
>>34833992Flateartherchama...
>>34834048>Giving attention to schizosWhy are you like this?
>>34834123Yeah, idolfag men in Japan are all very reasonable and normal
>>34834108Pretty sure DMC1 had Combo A and B, and DMC2 used some weird combo system that no one notices
>>34834128Just turn your volume down, dingus
>>34834102I think it’s real. She’s been steadily gaining over the last months. Especially with her many collabs
>>34834102Why are 35p like this?
There seems to be a narrative that Aqua was supposed to perform instead of Luna in the concert, and that Aqua was dropped because of the recent happenings. Aqua said she was having an important announcement and that she was doing dancing practice.
Just letting you know I really really love Shishiron
>>34834107What were you expecting out of the idolfag? The love of her life just got married give her some time to cope
>>34834123Listen, I just thought it was more of a comedy skit. This is some Kiara-level menhera shit
>>34834143Who asked?
>>34834102I genuinely like Furea, she's my favorite sankisei member.
>>34834124You're trying too hard, anon. You seem desperate.
>>34834029But you are the western fanbase
>>34834102But that is Mel
>>34834143
>>34834133Men are inherently more reasonable and control of their emotions than women, yes>>34834151Retard
>>34834159As desperate as Watame is for subs?
>>34834108>dmc1What are you talking about>>34834135>dmc1You had three combos just like in dmc3, two of which are pause combos with different timing
If you don't know Japanese, leave this thread immediately.
>>34834102I love my wife! Don't know why there's been so much traction in these threads about her (maybe the EOP pandering actually worked), but it's about time.
>>34834107Hololive is cringe all around.
>>34834043>hamstersThey were just fat
>>34834173Literally no one knows Japanese.
>>34834160I still dont give a shit, I've never given a shit about communities in any of my hobbies and I wont do it now
>>34834176>playing DMC>only one EOP pandering stillThere's your reasons
>>34834182and yet your participate in it to loudly protest your giving a shitness
>>34834166Unless these threads are full of women that sort of conclusion is hilarious. This place is a bin of maladjusted psychotics.
>>34834135iirc DMC2 does have combos. One when you're moving the left stick and another when you're not. I think?
>>34834166Okay, you can stop baiting now
>>34834168Here's a (you), don't waste it all on alcohol and drugs!
>>34834185Did you just start browsing this thread last week or something?
>>34834176Lately she also had some really good collabs where she shined.
What's the actual correlation between a holos sub count growth and their average live viewer count? Which holo has experienced an actual increase in stream viewers over time?
>>348341904chan isn't a community
>>34834198Yes I only just got here a week ago
miko spiderman
>>34834173Anyone who claims he knows Japanese can be proven wrong. You can never truly know Japanese.
>woman good>man bad
>>34834180I was making fun, but they did kinda look like Hamtaro characters or something
>>34834205The same way that this place isn't a general, sure
>>34834168You're right she is desperate for subs playing Sakuna, Void Terrarium, soon ff9 again and wanting to play mother fucking Dewprism. Get bait that is actually interesting or stop being a retard.
................................/*TRADE OFFER*/................................>you get to lick the butthole of your oshi for 10 mins>you can never watch her streams/archives/clips again
>>34834107What were you expecting? she's one of us after all
I want this collab group again. The L4D2 collab was great.
>>34834203Polka and her had great chemistry
>>34834191Not true, men are I inherently mentally and physically stronger than women.
>>34834212
>>34834190Fuck off idiot
>>34834226>us
>>34834204Only Marine and Subaru have truly inclined, the rest just keeps collecting dead subs
>>34833962She really is lovely, dear friend.
>>34834207nene oh retard jesus
>>34834224Why would I lick her butthole? Poop comes from there.
>>34834207>Miko Lamy girl funMiko fucking Lamy, hot
>>34834207>Black stream game Miko SpidermanThat about sums it up
Chicken just teased a big Holo EN related announcement tomorrowMaybe the vsinger announcement or a gen2 teaser?
https://twitter.com/YouTubeJapan/status/1395197513473445888Even youtube is shilling it
>>34834208>some literal who womanOpinion discarded
>>34834208Raida! How dare you?!
>>34834233Your bait is bad. Please reflect and figure out something less stupid for your own sake.
>>34834228Just kick out Matsuri
>>34834239Keep Subaru out of your schizoposts faggot
haircut yo
>>34834244Based non-degenerate
>>34834207>Apex made posting hate literally
>>34834233That's because men had to deal with war for so many goddamn years. That's good tho. Without women, society would be terrible.
>>34834262Woah she's cute!
this nigger elf is pretty cure bros
>>34834190>4chan>communitylol
>>34834208That bitch is literally retarded, living in Japan but can't even read shit. You have to be mentally challenged to be this much of a dekinai.
>>34834237seethe
>>34834233>men are I inherently
>>34834228Luna watching a dying FBK was gold
>>34834253>anything I dont like is baitt. Femoid
>>34834248So the 5ch guy was telling the truth? Tomorrow gen 2 will be teased at the Alternative PV?
SOMEONE EXPLAIN TO ME WHY GENSHIN CHARACTERS IN HONKAI LOOK LIKE REAL CHARACTERS COMPARED TO THEIR GENSHIN COUNTERPARTS????
>>34834270see>>34834219
>>34834236What's with the biceps?!
Fubuki...https://twitter.com/Pemoyashi/status/1393778235066916867
>>34834265Nah, women straight up destroy and kill everything they touch. Without women society would legit be better off. Hell even men are better at being women than actual females
>>34834282wrong tab chinaman
How old is Korone in dog years?
HYAA
>>34834282wrong thread SEAfriend
The thread is rotting
>>34834262NISIOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
>>34834253Females are not welcome in this website, please leave immediately.
>>34834285I hope you're just baiting and don't actually believe this place is a community
>>34834293Because of our biology humanity can not exist without women. Men and women were literally made for each other.
>>34834219Yes, this isnt a general. Otherwise it would a have a faggy psstebin and cringe links in the op
>Kanata loves some random idol more than Coco, who is also an idol.
>Nihao, Towa! Ping Pong! Haroo!
>>34834268Your shitty meme phrase will never catch on, no matter how much you spam it.
>>34834296>>34834300Aloe love btw
>hear your door opening in the morning>see thiswhat do
i-i kneel takodachis........https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=870s9rOb0CY
>>34834173私は日本語上手
>>34834317>Random idolIt's literally the love her life
>>34834315Why are you responding to them?
>>34834328why is the animated one it starts on so janky
>>34834325Do you realize how terrifying this scenario would be if it actually happened
>>34834325>you will eat all the eggs
>>34834319what are you on about? nigger elf is a meme?
>Geez anon, you should take better care of yourself!
>>34834220>>34834197Its amusing that sheepfags can dish it out but cant take it
>>34834334Her life is pretty pathetic then
>>34834325Check if I still have my wizard powers
>>34834316It's a rolling thread about a single topic that the same people regularly post in day after day. It absolutely is a general even if you don't want to call it that. Just like how calling yourself a woman doesn't make you one, not calling this place a general doesn't make it not one.
>>34834346Keep trying, retard.
>>34834328It's actually surprisingly affordable to run ads on that thing.
https://twitter.com/suica_koubou/status/1395338174826639363
>>34834297Apparently still 18 dog years
What does the "g" in /hlg/ stand for
>>34834302Like your eggs.
>>34834366gaijins
>>34834366genitals
>>34834366頑張る
>>34834366garbage
>>34834358you might be a NIGGER thats why you are triggered faggot
>>34834366Gays
>>34834366gossips
>>34833835NOEL DON'T
>>34834366gurenge
>>34834366/hlg/ - hag loving gachikois
>>34834325The same thing I would do with any home invader, shoot her.
>>34834349Your bait now is as bad as it was earlier. Please reflect and become less of a retard.
>>34834366Gulag
>>34834325BREED
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5mFOGLJhmcw&t=1sTrue video.
>>34834356>2 months away from getting mineA most dangerous situation. Truly a test from God.
>>34834348>hair behind earIs she gonna blow me?
nice hip...
>>34834366grandmas
>>34834390Cant be that bad since you keep replying, fragile sheepfag
>>34834380Nice.
>>34834362Because nobody cares about NYC anymore.
>>34834396bro the indo niji facebook page is going to love this
>>34834366Smile and Go
>>34834366guguru
>>34834366Gowa
>>34834366girls
>>34834405What's the problem?
>>34834315>Because of our biology humanity can not exist without women. Men and women were literally made for each other.AHAHAHAAHAHHA imagine believing this when artificial wombs become commonplace disgusting femoids will lose the only purpose for their existence
>>34834403I'm just trying to help you, yet you resist.
>>34834405looks great to me
>>34834249S-sugoi...
>>34834366Global
Between Aqua, Korone, and Ayame, which is more likely to quit?
>>34834173What if I know some Japanese? Can I leave this thread soon instead of immediately?
>>34834408You're right. Nobody cares about the highest populated city in the US when they think about running ads.
Did Marine mention anything about Kentaro Miura's death? I don't watch her but she being a wannabe mangaka must have at least an opinion about this
what is the appeal of African Elf?
>Why yes, I am watching Watame playing Sakuna Hime. How could you tell?
>>34834396What?
34834173OK, you first.
>>34834438None
>>34834438I don't watch any of them so I wouldn't know.
>>34834440That's right, only California matters now
>>34834438Towa...
Is it really happening?
>>34834449colonization
>>34834207>Pekora job man fat ass wtfPekora likes fat man ass
>>34834449half elf, not dark elf!
>>34834469bros, I'm in
she is going to play bayonigga right?
>>34834207>subaru hate lifeOh no...
Maou Lamy...
>>34834449slave play
>>34834473
Watame is PISSED!
>>34834207>sora better oldHag Love!
elves are for ____?
>>34834366Gangbang
>>34834465yesTowa can't get enough of the cock and wants to get hammered on stream again
>>34834499Smile & Go
>>34834499Raising a family with
It's nothing but schizos
https://www.gotoquiz.com/which_hololive_member_are_youeveryone take this right now
>>34834478but this implies that her dad was a nignog?unless her mom is dark elf which in case she is half-dark-elf
>>34834448Of all the girls, only saw Noel mentioned it, but not directly, and isn't Marine a HxHfag, she might be more worrying about Togashi.
>>34834499killing
>>34834351Hers and 90% of Japanese, who are also in love with Gakki.
>>34834482She already did long ago, but I don't know if she's going to play it again, though
>>34834518Peak SEA hours, hopefully they'll go to sleep in 1 or 2 hours and we can have a good thread again.
>>34834397No, she just wants to hear you better
>>34834512Imagine bleaching Flare and giving her the white offspring she so desperately craves.
>>34834465
>>34834518tell me which posts are schizo posts because all i see are based Flare posts
>>34834534Stop blaming it on SEA when these threads are mostly Hispanics.
Lamy is the turbo pure of hololive
>>34834547I'll blame everything on SEA because it's always facebook seaniggers.
>>34834499HAND HOLDING
>>34834400The things we lost...
>>34834438None, at worst they'll take a break like aqua did.
>>34834516FATTO CATTO IN THE THREAD
how the fuck can you combo in this game if every fucking enemy is flying?
>>34834516>goto quizgoto where?
>>34834557>Miko absolutely LOVES the DukeBros.....I have a chance
>>34834568Just use guns lmao
I unsubscribed from Chammers some days ago. What has her content been like? No one talks about her here much anymore.
>>34834422Artificial sperm is easier to make than artificial wombs
>>34834516>Suichanwtf why? I am closest in personality to Coco. Oh well, come on anons, piss in my ass...
雪花ラミィ
>>34834582do you have enormous amounts of cash though?
>>34834516>When in a party, who are you most drawn to approach?Party? What is that?
>>34834568Sakuna? Later skills have some pretty big AOE.
>>34834577
>>34834577Goto YouTube to watch Flare's new original Smile & Go!
>>34834577Goto come on some fat titties, you nerd
>>34834516>83% okayuAlright. Enjoy my datamined answers I guess.
>>34834516>Akai Haato>Suisei second I was a schizo all along
>>34834516Oh no...
>>34834516Peko
>>34834516>got peko even though I don't watch her
is Luna okay?
>>34834516Pretty sure this was made by a clipwatcher given the results i got.Wait, no, it's actually worse than a clipwatcher.
>>34834589Same here I barely watch her too.
>>34834625Japanese Only!
>>34834516>went from peko last year to fubuki nowwhat does it say about my character development?
wtf so basically flare can finish this in one sitting? shes already at mission 16
>>34834547"EOPs" in holos chat being mostly SEAmonkeys on top of other shit like dox discords/youtube channels being run by SEAmonkeys have well earned them the blame.
>>34834644Yes, it was. I practically described my oshi perfectly to a T and got Okayu
>you wish to hindESL quiz
>>34834516Not totally unexpected, but Akwa wasn't supposed to be there...
>>34834651maybe you turned from a bully into a bitch
>>34834516Got EffBeeGay. Gonna go fap to her now
>>34834238What are you even doing here if you're not an idolfag?
>>34834652Dante this stream. Lucia next stream.
>>34834557Duke love
>>34834651You're turning into an adult, omedetou.
Where is the Suisei likes pee in her butt meme from anyways?Why Suisei? When and how did it start?Is it just because she has orange tights in her newer outfit and urine can sometimes be orange color if you are unhealthy?
>>34834516This is fine, I guess. I don’t even watch Suisei.
>>34834516schizo coming through
>>34834557Debuchi loveAlso Miko fat cheeks
>>34834667Visiting the zoo :^)
what would happen if you oshi marries bros?
>>34834667It's a new idolfag in denial. He'll come around to it eventually. They're all like that
But Sora, why APEX?!
Post horny pls.
>>34834228I want a last LunaPol MH before it dies...
>>34834700
>>34834677It predates that outfit, it came from someone wanting to pee in her ass.
>>34834695What are you even talking about?
>>34834516>quiz complied by a clipwatcher
>>34834689I would be happy for her, she deserves happiness in her life
>>34834695Aqua should do an APEX collab with Sora too.
>>34834516>my oshi isn’t thereEh, I’ll do it next time
>>34834557What's happened to her fingers?
>>34834677it all started with pissing in ojou's butt
>>34834695APEX LOVE
>>34834677Her roommate was a huge watersports fetishist. No idea if it was all larp but she did write an entire blog about how she managed to piss in her own gaping asshole. It's all obviously deleted and that was really long time ago, she might have grown out of it by now.
>>34834689I hope they make a great stream out of it.
Despite the fact that I got Fubuki I am absolutely none of your friends losers.
>Aqua announces break in 16 minute video>no schizo narratives to be foundAlmost like the Aquachinks are the ones shitting on all the other holos constantly.
>>34834715She might give it a shot
god what I would not give to have a copy of the holo jp server that gets periodically updated that I could enjoy walking around in private
you will not jack off to hags
feet with shit
>>34834516
>>34834743wash your fucking hands
>>34834516Okayufuck.. She isn't like my oshi at all
>>34834742In other news, Coco stocked the fridge full of haagen daz for Kanata so she can eat icecream all day while she cries.
>>34834750>no schizo narratives to be foundBut I'm looking at one right now.
>>34834516has anybody even gotten Coco?
>>34834745That's because you're ENEMY LOVE
>>34834516I got Fubuki and I remember getting her the last time I did a similar quiz.
>>34834772In order news, Coco is locked in her room stun gun in hand absolutely terrified of the hellish sounds coming from Kanata's room
>>34834695Nene and Sora should play Apex together.
>>34834695Why the spoiler?Do your Apex reps and carry her
>>34834753Just give me the IP, i just want to know who is in server at which moment.
Aki is going to bed!! I hope she sleeps well!!
>>34834772Coco really doesn't need any words to show she cares...
what happened to roa?
>>34834743We are two of one soul
>>34834516Menhera cat
>all these Fubukis And yet none of you are having sex with me.
>>34834796Laco? Comy?
>>34834689Same thing that would happen to her when I marry - fucking nothing because it's irrelevant.
>>34834499
>>34834366gossip
>>34834677Extension of the anal idol meme.
>>34834790Demon core yabai
>>34834812>fucking nothing because it's irrelevant.not even a congratulations? is she even your oshi in the first place?
>>34834449Imagine how hot would your baby batter look on her chocolate skin.
>>34834750I guess you weren't in the thread when she was streaming.
Onii-chan...
>>34834366there's a hidden 'n' between the l and the g since this is NOT a general
I just want yo say that Towa and her entire fanbase are fucking retarded. That's all.
>>34834689A toast for her after beating the meat.
Roboco and Nenechi got along like a house on fire tonight. Next apex collab when?
Holos for this feel?
>>34834516>im chammersi guess?
>>34834873
>>34834689I would become an anti.
>>34834577I'm gonna break her choker.
>>34834700you didn't specify
How close is Flare to the end of DMC2? What mission is she on?
>>34834516mogu mogu
>>34834750if anything it was surprisingly unpleasant how much abuse she got (shitposting or otherwise). for comparison pretty much the worst pekora got at the time were people not believing the reason she gave for her meltdown
>>34834516Maybe this is why my oshi is Miko...
>>34834755can't stop won't stop
>>34834891well arent you an anti already kek
>>34834763i've seen an indie use these exact same legs, what the fuck?also as a footfag and a sub this is totally getting me horny all i need it for them to look at me as if i'm a walking garbage
>>34834689Impregnate both the bride and the groom
>>34834750So Aqua was the real numberfag after all? I think she took too seriously the role of protagonist of Hololive. There's no such a girl in that position, Hololive is about community, some of the girls are more viewed than others, but all are parts of the same core. Aqua rose to the first position for a time, she was of course the most popular one, and she seemed to enjoy that privilege. Then Fubuki exploded, then Korone exploded, then Pekora exploded and now is Marine's turn. She's not the star anymore, and she should accept that. If she can't move on, she will continue having bad dreams and she will hate streaming, leading to her graduation. I hope she's not on that stage right now. She's an amazing streamer, the best gamer overall, and an important part of Hololive
Miko is a whore.
>>34833835>tune into Flare's stream>get a bonerwhy is this happening
>>34834625Is the top left girl a chuuba too? I've never seen her
>>34834929>>34834750Good aquachinks and their big queen deserve to suffer>waaaaah muh mental health and stressGrow the fuck, streaming is not hard work you whores know nothing of hard work. Go back to shutting the fuck up about your problems and irrelevant lives and STREAM FUCKING VIDEO GAMES BECAUSE ITS THE ONLY THING YOU WHORES ARE USEFUL FOR
>>34834938
How was it?
Aqua butt
>>34834963t. /vt/ard
>>34834465Never stop believing.
>>34834973>complaining about video game streamers not getting off their asses to play video games is bad
>>34834811That's maou-sama to you
>>34834971Aqua needs sex honestly, poor girl.
>>34834609are you me?
>>34834963new schizo just dropped
>>34834993Holos who don't stream much regularly have sex, that's just how it is, you don't have to worry about that.
>takes a break and then comes back to announce another breakhow does she do it?
aqua please stream...
>>34834582If you don't sound like Chafurin you might as well end it here.
>>34834958droopy ears when
>>34835007>Miko streams everydayPoor MikoShe will never get her dream lesbian girlfriend because of her short tongue.
>>34833851What would it feel like to wear Marine's body womb hose thing
>>34834993I can't imagine Aqua having sex, I don't think she thinks about it at all. She just needs a break and some love from her mommy when she goes back home
>>34834689I would bomb Cover's HQ before drenching myself in gasoline and immolating myself in front of her roommate's appartment.
>>34835011EASY MONEY
>>34834516Gokisei fucking doko? Ended up being locust queen instead of Shishiron...
>>34834963I dont get this, if the only thing you fags care about is video games, Why not just play them yourselves then? Because surely you'd get more enjoyment playing games yourselves instead of bitching at the girls for not playing whatever game from your childhood, complaining about them being shit at games, and bitching about women 24/7 like a tranny
>>34834933No?
>>34835049>he doesnt shittalk his oshipathetic
>>34834750>>34834963Turns out you were the schizo all along. Who would've thought.
>>34834831Of course I would congratulate her
>>34835027Sex is the best stress reliever, having sex once a month should be enough to get her streaming everyday without worries.
im notto horni
>>34834963>>>/vt/3946998
>>34834689I would contemplate suicide if Rushia got married.
>>34834961*Top rightI'm not a marineschizo, I'm just retarded
>>34835066Kek
>>34835074DONTA
>>34835056you said it was irrelevant you backpedalling faggot
>>34834689The clock's really fucking ticking, she better hurry the fuck up...
>>34834963It's so fun somebody without no more influence than an anonymous post says that. You're nothing more than words, nobody could take you seriously here and even less in your real life, you pathetic loser
>>34834963>>34835066
Between Haato and Marine, who needs sex the most?
>>34835061Sex would probably make her all anxious and whatnot, which is the opposite of a stress reliever. Aqua will never have sex (even with me) for that reason alone.
>yfw the leak is true and HoloEN 2 announced during HoloALT.
>>34835110Haato is in the HAHA HEY GUYS LOOK IM THE LOUDEST PERSON HERE LOOK AT ME phaseMarines womb is drying up
https://youtu.be/BDOavZ7v_m0?t=3613I don't care what you do with your life or if you care about Uno at all, just shut up watch the two rounds starting from this one (musclemen round then okama round), they're amazing.
>>34835110Me
>>34835117
>>34835087>tfw my oshi is already past thatfeels good
this is why the womb is drying up
>>34834689The beauty of vtubers is that they could be married but there's no duty to reveal it and lower chance of finding out.
>>34835110? They both get sex. Haato fucks college boys and Marine fucks Nigerians.
>>34835124i dont understand japanese
>>34835110Kanata, especially right now.
>>34835124Literally nobody here understands the rules of Uno
>/vt/cuckposters find refugee in a thread after getting bannedWhat a great thread, Even better than the last when the whole topic of the entire thread was a fucking comic book.
>>34834516Fubu-chan
Was DMC2 always this cringe
>>34834689She's already married
Pekora is the turbo whore of hololive.
>>34835145mmmmmmm..........
KINO INBOUND
>>34835131
I'm horny
>>34834955Miko is a saint.
>>34835124I'll wait for JP or EN clips
>>34835150Fuck off with your offtopic garbage
Aqua may be taking a break but she's still a virgin unlike Jun's cumrag
>>34835155korone?
I'm bored
Sniff?
Only Furea could get hyped up for something in DMC2
>>34835145
I liked the part where Flare used the guns
What a whore https://youtu.be/-TE2cYavtCk
>>34835150>one of the girls playing superhero game>be surprised people are bitching comics and muh sjws
>>34835186>>34835157
that looks like a penis flare
Stop falseflagging with Miko, retard.
>>34833891Gen 0 love!
gokisei love
>>34835198Same, it was just like a black people and I'm happy she's finally embracing her heritage
>>34835159Thanks as always
>>34835100How is this allowed but I can't post Rushia with yogurt on her shirt?
>>34835221Great post, SEAnig. Bravo.
>>34835210How is any of that related to hololive at allHow does batman becoming black correlate to hololive in the slightest
>>34835068You need to accept that something like that will happen eventually.
Tsunowaki!
Finally. Watame's stream is starting.
>>34835206Pekor making fun of my half erect ugly penis is something I never knew I needed
>>34834516Well shit, maybe I am friendly after all
>>34835068would you kill yourself if she married you tho?
>>34835231No matter how naked she gets, Coco will never be sexual.
>>34835220GOKISEI LOVE
https://youtu.be/MwgdtjYI-7wOh shit
PAPERKEKS
Is this the final boss?
https://pastebin.com/6cAwah4p
Rockbros we did it
Image spam doesn't stop the schizos when they aren't attaching images to their schizo posts.
I am literally Tokoyami Towa.
>>34835206Pekora hates it if you jerk to her.
>>34835254Not if she kills him first.
>>34835274Yes, this is the 1st phase
>>34835231cause that´s not yogurt and you know it
>>34835282Towa...
>>34835267Scroll up, even just a little bit.
>Paperhands lose againYou heard the sheep
>>34835231Looks fine to me, move along
>>34835283Unless you have a big penis
>>34835231Rushia is cute and sexy, Coco is lame and disgusting.
>>34835132I've always wondered whether it's because of Marine's model that she looks so clumsy and weird whenever she moves or is it because she doesn't excercise much.
>>34835282Show me your banana.
Watame is mentally ill
>>34835312t. Masketta man
>>34835291It's yogurt, Rushia just had a bit of a spill.
>>34835298No, I don’t through old posts.
Why did he even throw the sword??
She did it. Woohoo, I guess,
https://streamable.com/ou9t0l
>>34835220Gokisei love
>>34835231let me see it and I will tell you why
Architect bros, our fat sheep is eating another croissant
>>34835237It's not but guess at the crossboarders from which who make up a sizable number of people in these threads that complain about sjws, comics, comic books and companies catering to sjws, blacks, etc.
I honestly love Watame's munching and food reviews.
>>34835282Go to sleep Towa...
Hot narrative: Aqua was actually forced by management to be the next guest on meme review, but faked an illness and took this break to get out of doing it, knowing that her chink fans would want to burn her at the stake for speaking with the locust queen.
>>34834207>fubuki woman singleFriend...
>>34834953I think also, she stubbornly insisted on burning herself out with the solo APEX non-sense. Being too autistic to seek out a team is a steep obstacle to scale for something like that - it cost her badly. But yeah, nightmares about your audience leaving is some real numberfag shit. A sane person would be more concerned about not tanking their health from stress, which she then did.
>>34835206Pekora the cock expert, she knows her penises alright.
Can you believe that there was a very brief period of time in which Watame muted herself to eat? that sounds fucking awful glad it didn't stick around
Flare didn't get the ending?
>>34835356This post may feel global as fuck but if you actually take a moment to think about it, these are the kinds of posts /hlg/ used to have 1 year ago.
>>34835336Why did Capcom release this thing?
>>34835369It's fucking DMC2, that was the ending. Dante riding into hell on a motorcycle.
Well, /hlg/?
>>34835346finally the fanarts forgot about the devil slut
>Flare isn't allowed to stream Lucia Route in DMC2Uh, why? That seems extremely arbitrary.
>>34835347https://files.catbox.moe/zks3pj.jpg
what kind of ending is that? i feel blueballed
>>34835346ramii...
>>34835379uh based?
>>34835371>1 year agowas that arc really a year ago??
>>34835383It's because of those disgusting tumors. You deserve to be permabanned for it, honestly.
>>34835394I only meant the posting style not the actual content in it.
>>34835369apparently you need to play Lucia chapter to get it and she can't because of permission bullshit
>>34835390Pls understand, dante needed some way to cope that he had to kill his brother in cold blood because of mundus wanted to be a bitch
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>>34835240No.>>34835254Of course not. What kind of question is that?
>>34835206Lol that stalker who always followed her around.
>>34835383>big tits RushiaWhat a fucking faggot
>Please come see me tomorrow!Is Flare the only Holo that has been streaming consistently at least once a day for this year so far?She has to be right?
>>34835379Good take.Suisei is for cum&dump, Anemachi is for lovey dovey impregnation and taking responsibility.
>>34835390You'd appreciate it if you played DMC5. DMC5 redeemed DMC2.
*creates chaos in the thread*BIBI THREAD!
>>34835397>>34835422It's perfect.
>>34835393anemachi looks like such a slut or maybe i'm just conditioned to view pink haired girls that way
shoot this thread
Why is Aqua such a lazy cunt? You fucking play videogames for a living. Fucking stream and stop being lazy.
>>34835417You don't expect them to stream until the day they die without eventually quitting and getting into some sort of relationship at one point do you?
>>34835429What was the reason for it? Was he just coping and needing somewhere to vent?
>>34835442Aqua is a menhera
>>34835411No, Flare. I will NOT subscribe to the channel. I will NOT leave a high rating. I will NOT follow on Twitter. I will NOT distribute the greenbacks. And I will NOT listen to Smile & Go!
>>34835440Anemachi is NOT a slut
>>34835181
>>34835434I hope a truck went through your room.
>>34835409who does the pushing between the two of them?
>>34835393I want to fuck the comet sisters I feel like they will scream when I penetrate their virgin cunts and I will love making them feel good as I breed into them.
stop posting flare
>>34835440
towa and anon
https://youtu.be/G4PT1phuM9M
>>34835465I would never let a smoke get that close to me
>>34835424She's taken a few breaks.
>>34835442Pretty sure playing a specific video game to such an unhealthy degree to collapsing is what caused this
>>34835455I wish
>>34835206Why are her gestures so awkward?
Flare will NEVER play DMC3
>>34835400You SCARED me I thought I already grew TOO OLD
>>34835454matsuri on streamluna off stream
>>34835458>virginkek, the only chance for you to fuck a virgin is to get together with some anon from this shithole
Oh no schizos don't look! I'm posting yuri!
>>34835434
>>34835465
>>34835402https://streamable.com/x6gc9pWhat language DOES Towa understand?
>>34835458Daily prayer for Anemachi to get a live 2D model and sing with Suisei on stream
>>34835489
>>34835499Suisei...
>>34835487What’s yuri about this?
Miko....
>>34835231Wasting food is despicable.
towa!
Seaniggers are shitting up the thread again...
>>34835504https://files.catbox.moe/o40u49.webm
>>34835511they just woke up together
>>34835485They ARE virgins because I keep TRACK of their MEETUPS with MEN and the only MALE friend figure that they HAVE is their own FATHER you RETARD
>>34835506rushia is perfect just as she is cease this. flat is justice
>>34835371I liked that one where Miko and Korone beat the shit out of each other
>>34835516Toshia...
https://youtu.be/qYVnQeF_JgU
>>34835512imagine waking up at that time period and then knowing what's coming and experiencing all that shitstorm all over again
Why did Aqua keep mentioning 隊長 during her stream? Is she in the military?
>>34835544>referencing ironic weeb manimeFuck off
>>34835533Titty Rushia is the ultimate goodness.
ANEMATI STREAM WHEN
>>34835512I still remember our 5ch friends saw this getting posted here and felt for the migop that missed her just like they did
Apparently Marine is not dead yet. She doesn't deserve being in hololive and will never be. Ichimis are very delusional to think that she deserves her fame. You guys are mentally ill.
*clap clap*NEXT MEME
>>34835231It doesn't show any nipples.
>>34835495What a Chad
>>34835464>>34835181>>34835123>sweatWhy do artists do this? It makes no sense.
>>34835442tragic to see a schizo run something into the ground so quickly. at least the marineschizo knew how to bait properly
>>34835558やめろ
>"Oh yes-peko, keep going">Marine was petrified>"Why the robbers sound like Pekora and Aku-tan? And it sounds like they are doing something dirty?" thought Marine and she proceeded to peek through one of the closet decorative holes>She fell in shock and her eyes pupils shrunk after seeing, thanks to the moonlight entering by a window, Pekora, sitting in a couch, using both hands to press Aqua's head against her pussy and Aqua submisively doing so while masturbating>"This feels so good-peko. Do that pogu thing you like to do now-peko!">"*sluuurp*pogupogupogupogupog*sluuuurp*">Pekora could feel waves of pleasure coming down her spine each time Aqua POG'd in her crotch, making her sweat, breathe faster and convulse a little, shaking from her arms to even her toes>"...I can't believe it....not only they made up but now have a relationship like this...">Marine then looked down and saw the floor below her was wet from her juices dropping through her panties>Marine couldn't resist the urge and started masturbating while looking at the two making out>"Pekora looks so cool now, I can't believe the person who happily greets her viewers and always acts so pure and smug now looks like those NTR doujin protagonists..." Marine thought while making sure to not let a moan>"Oh onion bitch, I'm gonna cum-peko!!">*Unintelligible retarded onion noises and slurping*
>>34835548Re-watching Miko streaming absolutely insane hours, often with a coarse voice and regularly coughing and not being able to tell her to slow down and take care of her own health?No thanks, I'll pass.
>Watame doesn't know if she is in the HoloAlt video or not
>>34835504None
>>34835451amane menhera
Whatever Marine does, she will always be annoying to other members and be a bother to those around her.
>>34835577Are you gay?
I'm going to send Watame a SC telling her that I've been really depressed after Kentaro Miura's death and that her streams are cheering me up a little!
>>34835512fucking finally, been looking for this image for ages
>>34835577you gay?
>>34835604Thank you for your service
>>34835587>"*sluuurp*pogupogupogupogupog*sluuuurp*"how am i supposed to fap to this if i cant stop laughing
>>34835589Same, I can't stand to see Miko suffer again. Miko still streams basically everyday but at least now her hours are a lot more reasonable thankfully.
towo....
>>34835548You could prevent a lot
https://twitter.com/LeonaShishigami/status/1395454355344556033
>>34835604Godspeed, anon!
>>34835597
>>34835587learn English before you attempt one of these
>>34835587This is canon.
MARINE IS A SLACKER
The day Marine graduated, hololive will become a better environment. It is a shame that Marine is doing things like this. Faking a "sickness"" is just too far. Does she even care?
>>34835583おっぱい
>>34835587>>"*sluuurp*pogupogupogupogupog*sluuuurp*">>*Unintelligible retarded onion noises and slurping*wwwwww
>>34835587>>"*sluuurp*pogupogupogupogupog*sluuuurp*"
>>34835619Cute.
>>34835587>>"This feels so good-peko. Do that pogu thing you like to do now-peko!">>"*sluuurp*pogupogupogupogupog*sluuuurp*">>Pekora could feel waves of pleasure coming down her spine each time Aqua POG'd in her crotch, making her sweat, breathe faster and convulse a little, shaking from her arms to even her toes
>>34835599Why does she have to scream so much?
Graduation is inevitable, Marine.
How does the marine schizo even manage to get a bot running on this site? Doesn't captcha prevent that?
shion yo...
>>34835587Lmfao what the fuck
Does Marine actually care for her fans? What she actually does is spreading mental illness into ichimis.
>>34835100please, Watame is streaming don't make her coom
>>34835651The funniest thing is that it's not a bot
You guys don't watch the sheep, right?
Look at him, posting the same schizo shit for the nth time and noone is biting. It must have been a rough week, uh?
>>34835662>LmfaoGo back nigger
>>34835651>Only one person hates Marine>I-its just a botWhy are ichiEOPs like this?
shiokko is an oji san....
>>34835670Of course I do
>>34835651she has a cabal of fujos helping her (yes they are all also very lonely and horny)
>>34835117it's actually gen 6. They're the antagonists that the rest of Hololive are fighting.
Ichimis, stop being a retard and realize that Marine is just a fake and ungrateful human being lusting for fame.
>>34835672Rumao
>>34835668It has to be a bot, these are the exact same posts the schizo posts every time he forgets to take his meds. Does the schizo just keep a text document full of his schizo delusions?
>>34835672Lmfao
>>34835689WILL SOMEONE FUCKING MARRY THIS WOMAN ALREADY
When will Marine stop forcing other members to like her? It is very clear that no one likes Marine in hololive. She is a big burden and will always be that.
>>34835602>>34835605No I'm not, but you need to understand one thing. Sweat is composed of several components: water, salts and urea. These same components are found in urine, which is produced by the kidneys. Yes, urine and sweat essentially contain the same chemicals, but in different concentrations. Sweat isn't sexy. It's a disgusting waste, filth, and putting it on characters isn't arousing.
is choco a narcoleptic?
>>34835665Marine hates her fans why do you think she streamed the least in gen 3 last year?
>>34835371tip: you'll know it's global because they won't say narrative.
>>34835700Rushia is still a whore no matter how much you spam this thread
Someone give marineschizo headpats already so she calms down
Marine is the biggest failure in hololive.
https://twitter.com/3L30S/status/1394786467893989378?s=20
>>34835697Sorry, i'm going to marry Matsuri.
>>34835707That post was clearly made by a globalfag who got exposed by using rrat and is now saying narrative instead.
>>34835711I AM A MAN!Also the bot is someone else not me.
>>34835702Ogey. OR should i say, ogay?
>no kanata stream tomorrow since she's going to be violently relieving her sexual frustrations all day due to her oshi getting marriedsuisei, coco, please be well....
Ichimis and Marine should just die. They're not worth anything.
Oh look........no images.
>My throat was a little sore during the 2 monhun collabs, so I took it a little easier this week>Streamed 8.5 hours, 7.5 hours and today 5+ hours so far in the last 3 daysWatame...
>they agree to let you be their roommate>as long as you do what you're told>have to do all the chores, cook all their meals, get all the groceries, and be their valet to and from the studio>think it won't be so bad>until you come to realize these girls rarely shower and just spend all day sleeping or streaming>any dirty clothes they have they usually just pile on your floor>except for Coco who has a habit of stripping in front of you and throwing it at you>she always makes fun of you for getting a boner when you do>then softly grabs your bulge massages it a little and whispers "you better not try anything, if I find one drop of your sperm anywhere in the house, if I find you huffing any of our panties, if I even see you looking at any one of us with lustful eyes you're out of here. Got that?" then pushes you away and tells you to get out of her room>they regularly walk around naked in the house>sometimes Kanatan will intentionally be in nothing but a bathrobe and brush her naked body against your back just to taunt you>get in the car to drive Suisei to the studio>she tells you how sorry she is that they treat you so badly and that she really appreciates all you do for them that she'll make it up to you somehow>after several hours of a long collab you pick her up>she's completely out of breath and covered in sweat>as you're driving back to Holohouse she tells you to pull over>leads you to the side of an abandoned building then lifts her arms and looks at you then says "this is what you like isn't it? please continue until you are satisfied...just don't mention it to the others..."
Ichimis are very delusional to think that Marine is the face of hololive. Do you guys even watch other members? Do you guys have mental illness?
>>34835711I just want to matingpress her when she tries to go on a schizo rant then pump her full of my cum.
>>34835731Aqua don't look!
>>34835702You could just write Yes, i am a faggot, you know.
>>34835735>you step toward Suisei hesitantly, surely this is a dream?>she cuts her eyes at you face still red and sweat still running down her face as you get in close and begin inhaling deeply at the growing pit stain of her jacket>"I...know boys have urges too...the girls shouldn't tease you like that...">upon realizing it isn't enough you begin removing her jacket>she does not say or do anything so you take it a step further and begin unbuttoning her blouse as well and soon you are staring at a topless Suisei>she gasps as you begin licking her bare armpits, the sickly sweet stench making your cock jump but you must keep it together>you take it slow and lick her pits while massaging her breasts ever so gently then begin moving your hand further down>Suisei lets out a small gasp as she feels your slightly cold hands running along her inner thighs and over her panties>"it isn't fair that I get all the pleasure..." Suisei then takes one hand and begins rubbing the bulge in your pants>you decide now or never and begin taking off her panties>she retaliates by pulling down your pants then removing her panties and takes them in her hand then looks at your pulsating cock>"this should suffice right? do you um...I mean you wanted to smell my armpits...I just figure..." she then gets angry at herself for fumbling over her words then puts them right under your nose>"this is what guys like, right? panties in their face?" she begins stroken your cock gently telling you to take deep breaths>you feel yourself getting dizzy as the stench of sweat and cum mixed together overwhelms you, then she begins tugging harder and faster "are you getting close? please let out as much as you can>finally your hips become in synch with her jerking motions as you finally release all over the wall>"I hope that will tide you over for a while...and...thank you for driving me, and doing all that you do at Holohouse">Suisei then gets dressed and gets in the car and in no time you are back at Holohouse>she sits in the car for a minute before telling you "wait, don't get out just yet...here take these, as a gift, and please don't tell the others what we did...they'd throw you out for sure">as she steps out of the car and begins running to the house you look at your hand to see a pair of Suisei's pristine purple panties sitting there, her smell still on them
how do I spot a samefag bros
Marine will always be a fake and talentless person who craves attention and relies on her "friends". She doesn't even care about her fanbase.
Coco losing all inhibitions and hitting on Kanata while high on slipping pills!Kanata laughing it off awkwardly and going to her room hoping Coco won't remember this when she wakes up!Coco barging into Kanata's room half an hour later crying and hugging her and saying she can't take it anymore and she needs Kanata to be with her forever!Kanata freezing up not knowing what to do as Coco drags her down onto the floor!Kanata patting Coco on the head and asking her to calm down while Coco's cold hands trace Kanata's trembling body, mixing gentle touch with violent grips, finger greedily digging into soft tender skin!Coco rambling about something completely incoherent as she tries to undress Kanata!Kanata struggling to wriggle out of Coco's hold only for her to overpower Kanata and pin her down on the floor!Coco's sloppy kiss on the lips nearly making Kanata hit her with all her strenght on a reflex!Coco's tongue tracing Kanata's belly when she finally gets her shirt up, still crying and talking nonsense!Kanata completely locking up when Coco suddenly falls asleep on top of her while trying to remove Kanata's bra with her teeth!Kanata barely breething in complete silence of the night with only Coco's loud snores and slight buzz in her ears to remind her she's still alive and not in some horrible friendshi-shattering nightmare!Coco waking up in the morning in her bed with zero recollection of what happened and thanking Kanata for taking care of her because she only remembers taking the pills!Kanata smiling at Coco like usual, praying she doesn't have to explain the nail marks on her body and arms when they take a bath together next time!
>>34834237>posting shitty lefty comics
>>34835746open your eyes an rook
>>34835746get the samefag exposer plugin, threads really look different when you know who's samefagging
>>34835757Are you going to cry?
>>34835746i don't know but you sound very based, the only based anon in this thread, i agree
Do black people like Hololive now?
>>34835746No need to when it's this obvious.
https://justpaste.me/SY5X read
>>34835718fuck maybe I shouldn't have said anything, now they know
>>34835742>>34835725Whatever. Sweat is disgusting unless you're used to it.
>>34835764No, unlike you I'm just going to laugh
>You will never be a random shota Fubuki sees waiting under a building while it's raining hard>You will never be invited into her house to dry off your clothes while waiting for the rain to subside>You will never patiently wait in her room as she takes a shower in the room next to you, and you can barely hear her singing random anime songs>You will never see her barely covered by a towel as she exits the shower, as you smell her shampoo and the soap lingering off her body>You will never take a shower in her restroom, knowing that the soap bar she used was all over her body, going god knows where>You will never be offered to wear cute little boy clothes from Fubuki's closet, which you never bothered to question as to why they were there>You will never be offered another way to warm you up using her body, since you might catch a cold>Fubuki will never slowly undress you from the shota clothes and take off her grandma robe and reveal her blizzards>Fubuki will never wrap her body around you as you feel her warmth enveloping you, and her voice slowly whispering into your ears>Fubuki will never move her hands from yours, up to your arms, to your shoulders, then your chest, slightly lingering on your nipples, before she moves down to your stomach and then your cock as she slowly breathes into your ears>Fubuki will never caress your penis as she tries to spread her warmth to your body, all while being overloaded in all of your senses with Fubuki's smell, the sight of her hands on your penis, the sound of her sweet voice, flowing like nectar in your ears, and the feeling of her entire body around yours, her nipples just barely poking into your body>Fubuki will never softly prod your penis, playing with the precum before putting her fingers in her mouth and then wrapping her hand around your shota cock>Fubuki will never whisper "Yoisho" as you cum and let out the biggest load in your life, before kissing you in the mouth and finally holding your hands>You will never hug Fubuki as you slowly fall asleep in her ample bosom
>>34835743Based
Lewdposting kills the schizo
Marine is the fakest holo. It's very easy to know that.
This is the song that Luna is going to sing at the concert.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=o923b9AQwNA
Some wholesome hornyposting>You've been taking care of Mio for some time now>Her health is so-so, but having some company and getting headpats with food servings is doing wonders>She's a mother figure among the girls here, but something is definitely still nagging her>After you retire for the night, Mio enters your room and sits on the edge of your bed>She's lamenting herself being a motherly figure, but having no biological children of her own>At some point it will be too late, and her dream will be crushed. You sit up and hug Mio from behind>You'll give this darling wolf the experience of motherhood, you think to yourself, when Mio suddenly kisses you>Everything is happening automatically, you both know what the other party is longing for, you're both under the sheets>Mio's humble tail suddenly abandons her thigh to wrap around yours, her hand guiding you inside her as she sits down on you>You're both gently but passionately making love, like a couple that has been married for 20 years, Mio is going faster>Wolf drool is mixed with your own spit as your lips are locked, all you can think about is being the source of Mio's happiness>You both nibble each other's lips, huffing and grunting as her orgasm contracts her against you, just as you shoot off>Your seed locates the lonely eggs of this weathered old girl, and finally at last, Mio conceives, turning the two of you into parents>You get a good night's sleep in a loving embrace, it's not long before you slip a ring over her finger, kiss her and say your vows>Mio's rapidly expanding belly accompanies her regular visits to the bathroom, hurling chunks constantly as sickness kicks in>You try to keep your sex life going, but Mio throws up on the bed several times, and you call it quits>Finally the day has come, and as Mio is holding your newborn children, she folds down the towel to let two little wolf ears with your hair color flop out>You can barely describe how absolutely heart-attack inducingly adorable your newly delivered wolf daughters are>Tears are rolling down Mio's face as the reality of her being a real mother finally kicks in>You lock lips with each other, pledging to have a big family together>Nothing should change
>>34835727>Coco takes a break next and posts more photos of her beaten up body
>>34835735okay Anemachi
>>34835718If all this time that global has existed has taught me anything, is that they really like standing out and are addicted to「rrat」
>>34835590Luna confirmed that Luna will be in it.
You jack off to this shit?
>>34835806Yes.
When is the last time Marine said something good about ichimis? It is very clear that all Marine wants is attention.
ARE YOU JACKING OFF??
What happened to this thread?
RF5 IS OUT BITCHESYOU'RE OSHIRI WILL PLAY THIS TONIGHT
>>34835803>Suisei wakes up>Today is her break>She just wants to play ensta all day, but her stomach is empty>She lazily gets up from her bed and walks to the kitchen>"Onee-chan, I'm hungry!">...>No response>"Onee-chan?">Still no response>"Weird, she said she's not working today">"Maybe she went shopping?" she thought to herself>She walks to the door to buy something outside>She notices something weird>The door is locked from the inside>"Onee-chan, are you in the bath?">She checks the bathroom>No one is there>She hears the bell ringing>"Sui-chan, are you already awake?">It's Kanata's voice>"Yeah, give me a second!">She unlocks the door and opens it>She sees 2 figure standing in front of her, a tall dragon girl and an angel>"I'm here to bring your throat medicine, you already drank them today, right Sui-chan?">"Yeah, have you two seen my sister today?">Coco and Kanata go silent and look at each other>"Do you want to play tetris today, Sui-chan? Please teach me how to do a DT-cannon", Kanata tries to change the topic>"Sorry Kanata, I'm not really in the mood today">"How about we go to karaoke? I've been practicing a lot last month, I'm sure my voice isn't that bad anymore" says Coco, still trying to change the topic>Suisei feels something is off>The dragon girl who always avoids karaoke is voluntarily inviting her to karaoke? She almost couldn't believe what Coco just said>"Wait, let me call my sister first">Suisei grabs her phone and tries to find Anemachi's number>No result>Suisei starts panicking>"Y-You two have my sister's phone number, right? Can I borrow your phone for a second? S-seems like I accidentally deleted it">Coco and Kanata look at each other worriedly>"Sui-chan...">Kanata slowly walks to her and hugs her tightly>"W-wait, why are you doing this Kanata?">"R-right, t-this must be a prank, right? My sister is hiding in your room, right? RIGHT?">Suisei runs through the door>She enters Coco and Kanata's apartment>Empty, nobody is there>She found something on Kanata's table>It's a pack of medicine>"Sui-chan...">She hears Kanata's voice from behind>"K-kanatan">"T-this medicine, i-it's not for my throat, is it?">Kanata nods slowly>Suisei starts to cry, tears roll down her eyes>"I'm really sorry Sui-chan">"It's for your own good"
>>34835697I would in an instant
>SEA hours>Thread goes to shitEverytime
>>34835788What about Lewdposting the schizo?
>>34835797>Mio throws up on the bed several times, and you call it quitsweak
https://youtu.be/TWwcyRb-1AICriminally underrated original song
Natto mettu anon.https://files.catbox.moe/7vcn3w.webm
>>34835818>xseed will take at least half a year to translate this gameaaaaaAAAAAAAAAAAAAH
>>34835362t. minato aquosa
>>34835810Douzohttps://files.catbox.moe/qqumk5.mp4
>>34835828That is just making him more of a thread personality and attracting more shitposters to larp as him.
>>34835651You can run a bot if you feed it captchas somehow.
MARINESCHIZO ANON WHAT THE FUCK DO WE DOOOOO THEY'RE JUST POSTING THESE HUGE GREENTEXT SMUT AND THEY'RE NOT REPLYINGG TO OUR BAITAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
i fucking hate that i made a fapfic on aqua where she gets fat
>>34835697When her impossible standards lower.
34689080 Imagine impregnating someone fat. You're reflecting back on the rough sex you had with Polka a few weeks ago. Polka is clumsy in bed, but when she gets going she's unstoppable. You're watching Polka's morning guerilla when she suddenly stops the stream, leaving you and her audience confused. It's only when you get a worried phone call a few minutes later that you realize what has happened. The doctor tells Polka that in order to make the childbirth as smooth as possible, she should get in shape. As Polka's lover, you devote yourself to helping Polka get in shape for the big day. Her audience appreciates the sudden influx of ring fit streams, and Polka slowly and surely starts getting self confidence. As the expected delivery date approaches, Polka's belly expands to include your child. She decides to take a several month hiatus, after getting some advice from Miko of what you should do during a pregnancy. Finally, the date arrives. You've moved in with Polka, and you've grown used to her menhera outbursts and erratic sleeping schedule. This morning, you hear her deep voice squeal out in pain, and you know what is happening. You grab Polka and rush her out the door. However, as you are running down the stairs, the weight of the fennec in your arms proves to be too much, and you trip, dropping Polka. Polka is sent careening down the stairs, and is knocked unconscious by a rough collusion with the steel steps. Not even thinking of the consequences, you grab a bloodied Polka and rush her towards the hospital. Waiting outside the delivery room, you're surprised when the doctor comes out to you not to let you in to see the baby, but to deliver you some news. Not wanting to be kept in suspense, you rush into the delivery room, but are greeted by Polka in tears. The nasty bump she took on the stairs resulted in a tragic miscarriage. Polka fondles the cold, dead body of the tiny fennec in her arms, sobbing softly. Without saying a word, you walk the inconsolable clown back to your car and drive her home. The next day, you find Polka dead in her room, having committed suicide while you were asleep. She wanted to join her infant child in heaven, since she wasn't good enough for the baby on earth. You break down into tears, only wishing you could have done more to save the lives of your clown baby and clown wife.
>>34835841nice
How could a fanbase consist of so many people with mental damage? I blame this fucker called Marine.
>>34835818should i start the series from the first game
>>34835841based
>>34835818>still can't romance milfsat least hololive is filled with hags so it scratches that itch
Wtf is this true bros?>>/jp/thread/S23417587#p23417948
>>34835841source?
>Coco goes to her room after a long ARK collab>her body is producing extra testosterone as she comes down from all the excitement>hears moaning coming from her room>thinks someone's trying to steal her new mattress>enters to Kanata's butt raised in the air and the sheep's legs spread apart>they don't notice her in the doorway>stands there mesmerized by the sight before finally noticing her hand under her skirt>slowly makes her way over>Coco makes her way over and begins to pleasure Kanata>her small frame shakes in pleasure as she can tell Coco is hornier than usual>dragon continues eating out Kanata making long tongue stroke across her tiny slit before putting two fingers in>noticing this small angel is putty in her hands, Coco gives her a light spanking and tells her to cum as hard as she can>Kanata cant help herself as her moans intensify into almost screams of pleasure>afraid of what the neighbors would think, Watame sits up and locks lips with her until she finally releases all over Coco's fingers>Watame just smiles and giggles at her before releasing her>Coco stands up and licks her hand then says "why don't we give her the Holohouse welcome?">Kanata smiles and helps the sheep off the bed telling her to stand up and enjoy herself>Coco stares intensely in her eyes before locking lips>then uses one hand to massage Watame's breast while using the other to gently stroke her from the waist down>Kanata decides to see why everyone speaks so highly of them and begins making her way up the sheep's arm with gentle kisses before raising it and licking her armpit running her tongue along the crease>Coco, lips still locked with the sheep, opens one eye to see Watame's rolling back in her head>she smiles and taps Kanata on the head to give her the signal that Watame is primed and ready>both girls then get on their knees>Coco goes for the front while Kanata goes for the back>Watame now being attacked on both ends can barely keep her balance never having felt this kind of pleasure before>balances herself by running her hands through both the girls' hair before even she cant take anymore>Watame tries her best to get the words out but is in too much pleasure to do "I'm...I think...">Coco looks up to see Watame in intense pleasure, her cheeks red as fire as she tries to keep from making too much noise>Kanata smiles as she tongue spears the sheep's other hole, massaging her buttcheeks and stretching them open as she does making Watame even weaker as it seems her knees are about to buckle from the experience>Coco knows what this means as she begins licking Watame and fingering herself more aggressively>the sights the sounds and smells all clash as Watame's moans grow louder before she finally grips Coco and Kanata's hair and closes her eyes as she cums harder than she ever has before>blindsighted by this act, Coco's hand begins fingering even faster as she cums as well>finally all 3 of them fall over in pleasure, breathing heavily>Kanata suggests they all take a shower together like old times>they share stories of PPTrio and past streams before Watame asks if it'd be all right if she could stay the night>Kanata doesn't give her time to answer as she leads her back into Coco's room and jumps on the bed then pats either side of her encouraging both girls to get in as well>Watame gladly lays down before Coco sighs and follows suit>soon find themselves drifting off to sleep before Coco hearings a small crinkling followed by a crunching>"Watame what are you doing?">she doesn't reply as the crunches turn quieter>"if you're gonna eat chips in bed at least share"
I love marinethat is all
>>34835841dick too small
>>34834516>FBK followed by Okayufair enough, i guess.
>>34835855You could start from any game in the series, but be warned that it's very difficult going backwards in the series since each game introduced a lot of QoL shit and refined the mechanics. RF3 is a good starting point, but you can start on the switch port of RF4 as well.
https://files.catbox.moe/xid4rf.mp4
>>34835865I'm fapping to this now, thanks.
Marine always ruins everything just because she wants attention. Why can't she become an ordinary person?
God, just imagine impregnating a hag.It's been two weeks since you and Botan had wild sex. Botan's age was showing in bed, but she managed to keep up with you quite well. You pick up your phone, and are greeted with a panicked Botan speaking incomprehensibly fast. After you quickly drive to her house, you find her in a crumpled heap, tears coming down her eyes. A quick glance at the floor revealed several pregnancy testers, all of which confirmed your fears: Botan will bear your child.Upon seeing a doctor, the news turns more grim; Botan's age could make childbirth very difficult, even possibly resulting in a miscarriage or death. Botan, her will resolved, refused to get an abortion, and is firmly set on bearing your child. You decide to keep this a secret from other holos for the time being.A new common fixture on Botan's streams is her suddenly grunting in pain. Viewers are confused as to what is happening, but don't worry too much. It's only when Botan is forced to drop out from the gokisei 3D concert that the SSRB get concerned. As the expected childbirth date comes closer, you and Botan decide it's finally time to confess the truth to everyone.First, you meet with the other holomembers. Due to Corona none of them have seen Botan in person for the last few months, and are left speechless when they see Botan's large stomach. Lamy bursts into tears upon the revelation. Most holos are shocked and speechless, although Towa just laughs. Korone consoles Botan, seeing as she has been through childbirth before. At the end of the meeting, due to the risks involved with the childbirth, Yagoo decided that Botan unfortunately must graduate in advance.The graduation stream went by like a blur, and the SSRB were all left fractured and confused. The once hope-filled fifth gen was now reduced to only three members, and the three remaining gokisei promised to keep Botan's memory with them forever. Finally, the date came.It was early in the morning when Botan's water broke. You heard the stoic Botan howl in pain, and you knew what you had to do. You grabbed the lion, shoved her into your car, and sped off towards the hospital. You decide to keep Botan company for the childbirthing process, knowing how scared she is. As the final preparations are being made, Botan looks at your eyes and smiles, saying that you were the best husband she could have ever wished for. Finally, the moment of truth arrives. From Botan's crusty womb emerges a small, lion-eared baby, who the doctors announce as a girl. Botan grips your hand tightly as she views her baby, before the grip suddenly loosens and she flatlines. Botan has died from complications with childbirth, and you resolve to care for the baby in Botan's memory.
>>34835875RF4 would be the easiest probably, but I feel bad missing out on the others
>>34835879why can't you become an ordinary poster?
Where is the Botan breeding poster?
>>34835841dick too big
Imagine breaking into Watame's room mid-stream, she is startled but otherwise have to pretend that you are not there. You approach her from behind, the prize is in your sight - Watame's stinky sheep butthole. You pounce on her and firmly grasp her thicc fat asscheeks. She lets out a whimper but continues to stream. You rip open her unwashed legging and reveal a pristine round butt. Watame's diet of expired chips have fattened her butt for a perfect size, even though its a bit saggy, the roundness and softness of it is unmatched.As you slowly spread her sheep cheeks, your cocock starts to throb in your addiads pants, but it's not time yet, you must first savor the sacred butthole. You fully spread Watame's cheeks and finally lay your eyes upon it - Watame's pink puffy butthole, it's not covered in sheep wool - a bit disappointing, but the steamy musk coming from it more than makes up for it. You plunge your nose right into it, as Watame starts to mummble in her stupid voice and accent "Yamete, muzakashi..." But you do not care, besides her pussy has been leaking juices for a while. As you take another deep sniff of her sweaty stinky butthole you open your mouth and let your abnormally long tongue snake its way into her sheep pussy. That is all the vaginal action she is going to get today.It's time, the cocock can't wait any longer, you are on the verge of eruption. And it must be inside that butthole. You rip away your adidas pants revealing all 12 inches of dragon dick. Firmly holding onto Watame's marshmallows you start aiming. You glance at the sheep's face and she is biting the pillow in anticipation. With a single earth-shattering thrust you plunge deep into that puckered butthole, your pelvis slamming against the fat sheep ass, causing it to ripple. Watame's eyes roll up and she starts pissing all over the floor. Inside her anus is moist, warm meat folds, squeezing your cocock tight, too tight in fact. 10 thrusts is all you can handle as you let the biggest nut of your life to unload inside the sheep cave. As your legs give out due to overexertion and the injury that Kanata inflicted, you fall backwards. Your tail buttplug pops out giving you an extra orgasm and a final spurt. As you slowly lose consciousness, the last thing you see is Watame's anus queefing your cum out like a squeezed carton of milk. This is good.Meanwhile, Kanatan is completely oblivious to all this, despite sitting in the same room. Good thing she had her bad ear turned to you.
You guys really fap to text?
>"...hmmmmmmm...I guess today's the day-peko...ahhhhhhhhhh">Pekora just woke up>She couldn't help but smile>"Oh, Pekora, you're finally awake">Pekora looked at her side and saw Marine happily looking at her>She was happy remembering what they did last night>They fucked really hard and got so exhausted they forgot to put the pajamas>Then Pekora noticed she didn't feel Aqua at the other side>"Are? She's always the last in getting up-peko">Then she heard a loud snor>Aqua was lying down in the floor>"Ah, I guess she was moving too much while asleep and fell off-peko">"Aku-tan is so cute">Pekora was about to get up but Marine grabbed her sleeve>"Pekora.....let's do a quickie.....">"Maririn, did you forget which day is today-peko?">"No, but I'm a bit horny now Pekora">"You're always horny">40-year old virgin until one month ago pls understand>"Ogey, let's bathe together and do it-peko">Pekora with the help of her special dildo plunged Marine so much she came five times in two minutes>"Hag pussy sure is something-peko" said Pekora looking at Marine, who was making a dogeza in the floor letting Pekora see perfectly her creampied vagina>When both came out of bathroom Pekora kicked gently Aqua's boob>"Ahhhhhhhh?"*sluuuuuuuuuurp*"What's happening....wait why I'm on the floor??">Pekora told her to bathe>After that, Pekora got out of the houst for the first time in weeks and asked her mom to call a taxi to take her to the airport>"Pekora, after coming back...let's do......you know what">"Do it with Aqua instead, I'm coming home late and probably tired-peko">They were messaging while Pekora was in the taxi, until she finally arrived>There, Pekora was doing her best to spot her>After all, it was the day Cover finally got the IDs on japan for their 3D>They had permission to stay for 3 months>Sora was also in the airport, but when she spotted Pekora instead of going and talking to her she just stalked her>After some time, Pekora got sleepy and started to blink more slowly>Then she heard it>"SHACHOUUUUUUUU">Pekora opened her eyes and stood right away, then immediately ran to the voice's origin>Their eyes met>Both ran to each other and hugged>"MOONAAAAAAAAA">"Shachou, How Are yOu?">"I aM GOODu-pekou">In the distance, Sora was wondering why was only Moona when Iofi surprised her from behind, then both started talking>Risu came a bit later asking herself how Moona could run so fast and where de fuck did Iofi go>She noticed Pekora and Moona and Iofi and Sora and realized no one was waiting for her>"I-it's not like I feel lonely or something">Both groups and Risu got together and went to the hotel they were staying in to leave the luggage>Then they separated, Iofi and Sora went shopping, Pekora and Moona to an amusement park and Risu stayed at the hotel's pool and later went in /hlg/ to shitpost the other four, getting replied like 'Lol Risu has no friends and is jealous', 'This wouldn't have happened if you streamed more!' or 'RISU I'M GONNA FIND YOU AND FILL YOUR MOUTH WITH MY NUTS AAAAA'>Moona and Pekora enjoyed themselves a lot, went to a lot of attractions, all while talking in their 'english'>Eventually, they were in the ferris wheel>"Shachou I'm Happy To Meet You Finally">"MeE tOo Moona">"Shachou You're Sexier In Person hahahah">Moona went with her usual banter>"Oh oh oh Moona YoU SeXy Too!! You ARe BIG TitS and...(how was that called-peko?)...etooo...BaCK titZ!!!!">After saying that she looked at them and realized they were actually pretty big, the same with her fat ass>Then she looked at Moona's face again and she was a little blushed>"Pe-Shachou...hahahah"Part 1/3
>>34835598gorilla...
Imagine impregnating Amane Kanata.Kanata finally gives in and tries alcohol for the first time in her life, and in her drunken stupor has sex with you, mistaking you for Coco. A couple weeks later, she announces on twitter that she will be taking a break for an undisclosed period of time. Upon reading that announcement, you know what has happened.Using your autistic echolocation senses, you are able to locate the Kanacoco house. You ring on the doorbell and are greeted by Coco, giving you a hostile look. Kanata is in the background, and upon seeing your face suddenly breaks down into tears. She rushes by Coco and hugs you, with Coco looking on in confusion.Kanata discovered she was pregnant a day or two ago, and hasn't even told Coco yet. The realization of all this sets in for Kanata, with her realizing that her dreams of being an idol are over if word gets out that she has a baby. Nevertheless, Kanata presses on, determined to not give up her dreams.The pregnancy comes and goes, with her delivering the baby without any issue. Kanata looks on at her offspring with pride. To avoid any word of what's happening getting out, Kanata decided to move back to her sweaty streaming sauna for the duration of her pregnancy, to prevent Coco from ever finding out.It was only a few weeks after giving birth when Kanata finally returned to streaming, but disaster struck that day. Suisei had found out about Kanata's secret, and rather than confront Kanata about it, decided to end her former friend's career once and for all. During a Utawaku, Suisei sneaks into Kanata's room, which is easy with Kanata's deteriorating hearing. She stealthily places the baby by the mic and smacks it, causing the baby to wail out. As heimin chatter in confusion on the stream, Kanata turns around in horror, and abruptly ends her stream. Although she tries to damage control, her dedicated schizo antis spread the word around. With many of her gachikoi leaving her, Kanata is forced to graduate to not impede Coco's career.Kanata, having nobody else to turn to, resigns to her fate and moves in with you. Kanata is now a broken husk of a girl, rarely showing emotion. You sometimes hear her crying herself to sleep, wishing that she could see her friends in hololive one last time. A year later, you are playing with the baby when she suddenly mutters Kanata's name. It's the baby's first words, and you turn to Kanata to watch her reaction, but Kanata doesn't even notice this, her hearing having dissipated months ago. All you can do is hold this broken, deaf girl close to you. The world has punished this angel enough, and you vow to always be her beacon of light.
https://streamable.com/zyj41oI cannot believe this...
Is the Noel schizo gone? Or is he the Marine schizo?
>>34835895>he doesn't have imaginationhow do zoomers even function?
https://youtu.be/CZGFm-O5IOU
Even ichimis should know how much of a cunt Marine is.
dumb ass smutpostersI'm fully erect now
Hungry Miko https://twitter.com/sakuramiko35/status/1395460687552413699
>>34835095>tfw I got banned for this pic I'm still fumming.
>>34835864https://twitter.com/i/web/status/1362002907566993409
>>34835900Marine's such a goofball I love her.
>>34835900how is the egg spinning by itself? is dis real???
また機械翻訳で日本人のふりをする時が来たのでしょうか?
>>34835818There are Ring Fit 1-4?
>>34835900egg?????
>>34835901>he
post THAT
>>34835901It's a she
miko hates fat people....https://files.catbox.moe/bdpb99.webm
https://twitter.com/tokoyamitowa/status/1395461807322525702Nooooooo! Please, nooooooooo!!!
Marine will always be the talentless and worthless holo. All of her stupid acts are fake, yet people are still stupid enough to fall for them. Ichimis and Marine should all just die.
>>34835936She's clearly in love with Duke
>>34835936I wish I could find joy in little things like she does.
>>34835925機械翻訳が必要ねぇよ
>>34835940Not like this APEXbros...
A moan escaped the sheep’s mouth as Botan’s warm breath hit her ear. “I don’t know why… but every time I see you lately I get so hot…” Water ran down Watame’s back, slipping around the curves of her ass. She let out a soft whimper as Botan pressed her cheek harder against the wall. “It’s driving my insane. …I don’t think I can hold myself back anymore.” There was a hint of desperation in her voice.“What are you going to do to me?” Watame breathed. There was no point in hiding the nervous excitement in her tone.Botan paused. A shiver ran up Watame’s spine as she felt the lion’s lean into her, tits pressing into her wet back. “I’m going to fuck you.”Watame moaned dreamily, giving in completely to the whims of the predator holding her down. She gasped when Botan’s hard cock hit her ass, resting on top of it. It was big. Without even being able to see it, only feeling it resting on her back, she knew it was going to break her.Watame struggled against Botan, mostly just for show. She loved the feeling of the lion’s strong muscles keeping her in place. Botan brought her hand down on Watame’s ass, hard.“Ow!” Watame gasped, ass stinging. “Wh- What are you- Uh~!”“Every time you try to break free, I’ll spank you.”Watame shivered, smiling against the wall. “I- I understand…” She was seriously going to get rewarded for it?Botan pulled her hips back, lining up her cock. Watame spread her legs apart, her excited juices mixing with water as they ran down her thighs. “S- Stop…” Watame feigned resistance, biting her lip in anticipation. “Let me go- Oh~!” Again, Botan slapped her ass.“There’s nowhere to run.” The lion whispered.“I know.” Watame smiled, shuddering with arousal. “Please, Botan…”There was no warning. Botan thrusted her hips forward, burying her cock inside Watame’s wet pussy, all the way to the base, in one motion. “Ahhh~!!!” Watame screamed, body spasming under Botan’s hold as her cunt was split apart by the brutal thrust. “F- Fuck~!! Oh my god oh my god oh my- Hng~!“ Her vision was failing as waves of pleasure pulsed through her body, from that single thrust. Botan stayed still inside her, while Watame slowly got used to the feeling of being so stuffed full. She hadn’t fully adjusted when the lion quickly pulled out, and jerked back in.“Ohh~!! B- Botan! It’s too much-” She stammered, panting against the wall.“I can’t stop~!” Botan whined, grunting as she hammered their hips together over and over. Watame’s legs were twitching, struggling to keep her up as she was fucked into the cold tile. Hot shower water was running down her body, dripping from her hard nipples. “Watame~! You fit me so well- Ah~!”
>>34835940Based
>>34835731I see watame keeps sheepposting her own coworkers, huh? sasuga
>>34835949https://twitter.com/Sliverel/status/1395407334826971140?s=19
Watame...
>>34835901>heit's a cum stink fujo. and yes, marineschizo, noelschizo, and mikoschizo is one person.
へっす
>>34835820Finally a relatable post!
>>34835931>>34835935>>34835968Really? I have been here for a long time but I missed this somehow...
Marine will always be the most talented and valuable holos. All of her cute acts are natural, drawing in countless people with her womanly wiles. Ichimis and Marine are all having the time of their lives.
>>34835984Based.
https://files.catbox.moe/8nbfnn.mov
HOLO LIVES MATTER
>>34835988>.mov
>>34835990HoloALT taught me they don't
>>34835990hmmm naruhodo
>>34835988I'm not downloading that.
https://streamable.com/3enfee
/hlg/ and /hlgg/ should be able to come together over our shared hatred of SEAniggers
All at once, too many things happened. The entire weight of Noel’s body came down on top of Flare, cock poking directly into the half-elf’s ass. Flare cried out, mouth flying open as she moaned. That open mouth was forced directly onto Pekora’s erect cock, as Noel’s weight shoved her down.Pekora’s yelp turned into a groan of pleasure, as she felt the warmth of Flare’s mouth around her cock, even through her panties. She couldn’t stop her hips from bucking forward. The movement ripped a hole right through her leotard. Her panties were stretched thin, failing to contain her throbbing cock as it reached deeper into Flare’s mouth.Noel was panting now, body sweaty and weak, pleasure she couldn’t deny anymore flowing through her from the way Flare’s butt squeezed around her rock hard dick.Flare’s entire body was on fire. Her brain was failing to keep up. She was pressed against the ground, Noel on top of her. The knight’s cock was straining against their clothes, prodding her ass. She could feel the back of Noel’s hand against her erect nipple. And, she had Pekora’s dick in her mouth, only covered by a thin layer of fabric.They all tried to move at once.Noel began to try to rise back up, but felt a weight on her back. Marine had a hand there, while her other one reached around the knight’s waist. The horny pirate captain’s body moved on impulse. She needed more. Her panties were left by her chair, discarded. Her wet thighs rubbed together, ass shaking behind her as she knelt behind Noel.Flare’s attempt at pulling back from Pekora only pressed her ass further against Noel. She moaned around Pekora’s length, shuddering. Her tongue didn’t have any room. Accidentally, it rubbed Pekora’s panties the wrong way. They slipped to the side, and Pekora’s cock was finally free.The rabbit let out a breathy moan, arms giving up at the feeling of Flare’s mouth around her. She fell back, legs still up, cock still inside. Her mind was empty.“M- Marine- what are you-“ Noel began.“I’m sorry Flare… I can’t…” Pekora’s chest heaved as she struggled to get the words out, straining to sit back up.“My fingers are moving on their own!” Marine cried, unable to get ahold of her lust. She pulled Noel’s pants and panties down, letting her friend’s erection spring free.Flare gasped around Pekora’s cock as Noel’s bare dick hit her ass again. She tried to speak, but couldn’t. Her mind was going blank. Her face was flushed red, vision blurry, as lewd thoughts filled her. Her body felt so hot. She couldn’t move at all. Any attempt to sent another jolt of pleasure through her.
>>34835981Lots of anons lost their wizard powers that day...
How could one person fall into Marine stupid "acts"? Are you mentally ill? Braindead? Killing yourself might be the best option, ichimis.
>>34835971What is Hesu?
Luna...https://streamable.com/i99bl3
https://files.catbox.moe/k9sjtq.PNGREAD
Give me a single good reason why all of Hololive shouldn't constantly be playing Minecraft and nothing else
T
O
Miko... https://twitter.com/sakuramiko35/status/1395464280187695105
>>34836013>Flare is surprised to find her knight waifu being very proactive about all the houseworkImmersion broken almost immediately
>>34836013If I wanted to read all that I'd buy a book instead.
W
To...
Give me a single good reason why all of Hololive shouldn't constantly be playing with their tits and nothing else
K
>>34836013Why the fuck would I
>>34836014They will never enjoy Minecraft mods.
another thread ruined by anon, graduation when?
Overwatch 2 looks like shit
Towa looking at penis.https://files.catbox.moe/nplxlb.webm
>You'll never dress up as Levi Ackerman and fuck Marineschizo dressed up as MarineWhy even live...
>>34835619Can we get Leona to replace Aqua?
Worthless being like Marine doesn't deserve anything. Same as ichimis.
Give me a single good reason why all of Hololive shouldn't constantly be playing APEX and nothing else
>>34836046Just like the first one.
https://youtu.be/gxm-Oxgl6r4
>>34836046It could be good if they make the co-op stuff good, otherwise agree.
I'm the worst.
>>34835981just check archives from two days ago
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oshi anus
How do these threads always manage to be complete garbage
>>34835925今日疲れたから日本語タイムやめる
>>34836069Sorry...
You could probably send this entire thread to feedback and we would get a temporary janitor out of it
>>34836067OJOU AIshitE
wato...
N
>>34836047This is allowed in a Nintendo game? How times have changed.
>>34836069It's anon's fault.ANON HATE
>>34835981anons keep saying they outed themselves and linked to a twitter but if you actually look in the archive this never happened and the only mention of the twitter was the anon claiming it was the schizo
Let's sing a song, i will startDOCHI DOCHI DOCHI DOCHI DOCHI DOCHI
Any news about holoalt?
Here, now faphttps://streamable.com/rr1s3q
>>34836091YAKUN
>>34836022Migo........Why is she like this?
>>34836095She graduated
how many viewers will korone get when she returns
>>34836095It's literally tomorrow
>>34836046Towa...
>>34836096What would Coco's fingers smell like in that moment?
>>34836097DOCHI DOCHI DOCHI DOCHI DOCHI DOCHI
>>34836091逆!?
>>34836047sending Towa a picture of my penis...
>>34835660Ojisan plush when.
DO you like HOLOLIVE?
>>34836088Hm... When did the Marine schizo start? Around the fujo artist yab? If so, I can see the connection.
>>34836110Cabbage, apparently.
>>34836110Fish, fresh fish.
Why is everyone so crazy? Here, have a cute videohttps://files.catbox.moe/khlkfq.mp4
>>34836122I like Towa...
Ichimis are too braindead to realize that Marine is just a talentless worthless being only seeking attention.
>>34836125You got to be kidding me, right?
>>34834689why do you want to ruin my day even more anon? why?
I love Towa...
https://files.catbox.moe/hpdpms.mp4huera....
Answer the survey>Is Marine really gay>Is Pekora really an introvert>Did Miko really do JAV>Was Miko's absence really illness related>Does Pekora really hate Aqua>Does Coco hate Artia>Was Mel raped by her manager>Who did Kaoru have sex with in HoloPro>Is the guro vtuber Marines sister>Is Luna 30 years old>Was Korone a school bully>Was Korone married>Did Korone have kids>Is Fubuki secretly depressed>Was Fubuki secretly upset that she was beat to 1M by Gura despite being the face of Hololive for years>Is Haato actually part Flip>Is Haato really even in high school>does Australia actually exist>Is Haato faking her bad English>Is Shion Yagoo's niece>How old is Shion>Is Subaru actually a boy>Does Ayame hate streaming>Did Aqua slap anyone in front of Yagoo>Will Aqua ever play OOT or Skyrim again>Is Matsuri just pretending>Does Matsuri love Hoshikawa or Luna more>Was Matsuri late to her anniversary on purpose>Is Sora lonely>Why is Roboco so boring>Is Suisei part Russian>Is Suisei a smoker>Does AZKI really exist>Why are Fandead so retarded>Do you know Pekora>Did Watame break up with Mukkun>Did Coco ever experience BBC>Did Towa fuck the bassist>Was the yabai an inside job>Is Kanata actually a tranny>Is Polka depressed>Is Botan really good at APEX>Was Aloe molested as a child>Did Nene have sex with producers as a former idol>Did you take your meds>Did Okayu lose weight>Is Gura HER>Is Watson a coal burner>Does Mori hate black people>Did Kiara get replaced by Polka in Gen 5>Is Ina actually boring and not comfy>Is Moona actually skinny>When will Iofi kill herself>When will the Tree Rat collab with Korone>Is Hololive an idol company>Does /hlg/ actually unironically enjoy meme review
Can you do the hololive?
I AM Towa!
https://files.catbox.moe/w53jko.mp4
>>34836140Who is Botan shooting at?
>>34836125The marinschizo is a fucking bot that shits on multiple holos. It's also the same one that posts about holobr*nies and most likely posts the wojaks too. It shits up not just these threads but any vtuber related thread. People are retarded thinking it's an actual person sitting at a desk posting 1 minute apart.
Bab boi!
https://files.catbox.moe/ay3rvk.webm
Can you fuck Hololive?
>>34836046But the porn...
Miko JAV...https://files.catbox.moe/m18e0e.webm
>>34836095Cancelled because Kentaro Miura was going to draw Marine's manga
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Cfu_qLi1BY4
https://files.catbox.moe/aj4adg.mp4
>>34836158nun nunnun nun
>Tokoyami TowaHonest thoughts?
Sheepposters are sure quiet right now
>>34836181https://streamable.com/632j0d
Marine will never be "the top holo".
https://files.catbox.moe/84l0si.mp4
What is a hololive?
>>34836159https://files.catbox.moe/19jaym.webm
>>34835068i'm really conflicted on this actually. i want to marry her ,though the chances on that are probably pretty slim. i also want her to be happy. i certainly don't want her to feel bad if i end it, but i'm not sure how well i would handle the option of going on..
>>34836162Towa...
Is your oshi appearing on holoalt?
>>34836201true, she's a bottom in bed
>>34836197Towife...
post forbidden knowledge
>barely 1k posts>already at image limitWhat happened?
This dancing is so funnyhttps://files.catbox.moe/r7stcu.mp4
>>34836218My JP friend apparently helped worked on HoloAlt for a scene and she told me to look forward to it since she worked on a scene with my oshi in it
Fiction?
tia...
>>34836235https://files.catbox.moe/v07y57.mp4
How Marine forced her so-called "friends" to help her gain attention is just too sad. Such low being doesn't deserve to live.
>1m endurance stream next weekTENCHOU LES GOOOOOOOOO
If you had a chance to have sex with your oshi, how long would you last?
>>34836203A miserable pile of menhera
>>34836241Who is your oshi?
>>34836253I wouldn't last 2 seconds.
>>34836047well at least i know what her reaction would be to my penis h-haha...
>>34836253I'd blow my load before putting it inside
https://files.catbox.moe/blncza.webmI want to go back to the good old days.
>>348362535 seconds.
>>34836140>my oshi is not thereshit animation
>Just hear/watch Aqua's messageThe recent period sure has been a super busy period for her huh between doing a solo concert, moving into Tokyo and living alone, doing alot of practices and shit.
>>34836259The same could be said of all vtubers
>>34836261Aloe
>>34836261Kanataso
https://files.catbox.moe/fqmd6h.mp4towa.....
>>34836157>Horny, that applies to every gender she sees fit>Yes>This is slander, it has been debunked countless times and no I will not do your archive reps for you>Yes, she is not pregnant idiots>Yes, ever since NND>Idk ask her>Stalked, but not raped although if she were then I envy the manager and feel bad for Mel>Who?>Idk ask her>Yes>Yes>Can't tell you>Yes, she addressed this also the more I answer this the more like I'm repeating what some anon did months ago>Yes, she also addressed this>I doubt it>Yes, she just graduated (congrats again haatons)>Surprisingly, yes>No>Who?>Who?>No, I can verify that>No, she's just lazy>Not that I know of>No>No>Matsuri likes Hoshikawa more>Yes>Yes>She used to be a studio singer but now she tries to play games I guess>No>No>Yes>Ask them>Yes, we've met a couple of times>Yes>Probably not>Ask her>No>No>Yes>Can't tell, she's good enough for some fps but idk>Ask her>Yes>Yes, twice even>Yes>Stop>Yes definitely>No>Yes>No, I sleep on her streams because she has volumes turned way down and doesn't scream like a whore during games>No>During EN2 debut>They already did>Yes> the others yes, I personally don't
>>34836287But enough talk, have at you!
>>34836088are you talking about the @konlulucentral guy?
>>34836283It's not that, It was when she was doing "solo master" challenge and drinking multiple redbulls a day, She's an idiot but she probably learned her lesson from it the cute autist.
https://files.catbox.moe/oazxcr.mp4
>>34836251What a bitch. She should celebrate it with Ina while playing Elder Scrolls Online
aqua is taking a break to focus on her budding jav career
>>34836314LET ME IN
Marine really needs to graduate before brainless cucks like ichimis starts ruining hololive.
>>34836253~20sec
https://files.catbox.moe/5nqzym.webm
>>34836299So Towa is materialistic? Wow, what a shocker.
>>34836253One insertion.
>>34836253110 hours.
>>34836314cute hag kissies
>>34836314sloppy hag kisses...
>>34836299https://files.catbox.moe/2rdmgu.mp4
>>34836235anon is a whore
>>34836329DONTA
>>34836253How i'm even supposed to know this?
>>34836287vtubers... what are they really?
>>34836235 my gf doesn't know that I'm back here again and I started jerking off to lewds again
>N* is playing PowerWash Simulator pretending to clean houses with her extremely strong piss beamHow can Hololive even compete?
>>34836312I remember drinking more than one cans of Monster during the final years of my university. Would not recommend...
https://files.catbox.moe/b5e5vb.mp4hags!
>>34836283when she's not streaming, she's reading 5ch anti threads which fucks up her mind
>>34836361people that use a 2d avatar
>>34836253im a kissless virgin so i don't know, probably the moment i inserted my dick.
>>34836363Are you pussy-whipped or something?
あくあこれ適応障害患ってるだろ。他者からの攻撃だけでは無く、自分自身の頭の中だけでストレスを生み出す状況になってる。ネットを断ってストレス源から離れて生活しないといつまで経っても回復できんで。
>>34836235110 is better than Pekora
i wish i could have seen korone when she was heavily pregnant with her first child
https://files.catbox.moe/numhjy.mp4
Such scum like Marine doesn't deserve living in this world. Ichimis should be ashamed.
>>34836157>no>no>no>yes>yes>yes>no>Korone>no>no she's older>yes>no>yes>yes>of course>yes>no>yes>yes>no>too old>no>yes>yes (You)>no>no>Hoshikawa>yes>no>she just is>no>no>yes>too much cooming to their oshi>yes>no he broke up with her>of course>yes>yes>no but yes>yes>yes>most likely>what do you think? no because she's a failed one>yes>no>yes>you know it!>no>yes>no>no>after you>never>no>yes
how do you say 110 anyways?Is it just like ichiichizero?
>>34836253Until she starts inserting her dick.
https://files.catbox.moe/7fv009.mp4
>>34836383Nah 110 was a bitch
>>34836397It's 中出し
>>34836413plays say it in englihs letters retard
>>34836383bullshit
Genie: I will grant you three wishesMan: Make every word four letters longGeni: Wish granMann: Make ever word star with "to"Toni: Tosh toanTonn: Toke toer tord tond toth "wa"Towa: Towa towaTowa: Towa towa towaTowa: Towa...
https://jigex.com/JYJX
>>34836405Exactly why she's better.
>globalfag didn't get the memo and starts talking about roommatesevery time
>>34836422Do your reps retard
COCO I KNOW YOU READ THIS PLACE, DO RAFT SESSIONS WITH EVERY HOLO MEMBER.
>>34836157>Is Marine really gay>Is Pekora really an introvert>Did Miko really do JAV>Was Miko's absence really illness relatedShe was pregnant>Does Pekora really hate Aqua>Does Coco hate Artia>Was Mel raped by her manager>Who did Kaoru have sex with in HoloProMe>Is the guro vtuber Marines sisterWhich one? The one where her avatar looks like a chibi pink haired girl with bags on her eyes? If so then yes>Is Luna 30 years old31>Was Korone a school bully>Was Korone married>Did Korone have kids>Is Fubuki secretly depressed>Was Fubuki secretly upset that she was beat to 1M by Gura despite being the face of Hololive for years>Is Haato actually part Flip>Is Haato really even in high schoolYes>does Australia actually existNo>Is Haato faking her bad English>Is Shion Yagoo's nieceYes>How old is Shion17 this year>Is Subaru actually a boy>Does Ayame hate streaming>Did Aqua slap anyone in front of YagooYes>Will Aqua ever play OOT or Skyrim againNo>Is Matsuri just pretendingYes>Does Matsuri love Hoshikawa or Luna moreHoshikawa>Was Matsuri late to her anniversary on purpose>Is Sora lonelyYes>Why is Roboco so boringBoring voice and boring personally, the only thing good of her is her design>Is Suisei part Russian>Is Suisei a smokerYes>Does AZKI really existWho?>Why are Fandead so retardedThey're mentally ill children>Do you know Pekora>Did Watame break up with Mukkun>Did Coco ever experience BBC>Did Towa fuck the bassist>Was the yabai an inside job>Is Kanata actually a trannyYes>Is Polka depressedNo, she's fat>Is Botan really good at APEXYes>Was Aloe molested as a childYes, if you do your reps you'll know that both her real dad and stepfather were pieces of shit. She has said that both of them have verbally abuse her and have gotten into fights with her brother but reading her Fanbox posts, her old tweets and listening talk about sex it's was pretty clear that she got raped when she was young and her whole personally revolving around sex it's a cope mechanism >Did Nene have sex with producers as a former idolYes>Did you take your meds>Did Okayu lose weightNo>Is Gura HERNo, she's Senzawa>Is Watson a coal burnerI guess>Does Mori hate black peopleYes. I can't find the catbox link of her saying niggers >Did Kiara get replaced by Polka in Gen 5Probably>Is Ina actually boring and not comfyNo. She's comfy and cute>Is Moona actually skinnyNo>When will Iofi kill herselfAfter the full HoloALT drops >When will the Tree Rat collab with KoroneNever>Is Hololive an idol companyNo>Does /hlg/ actually unironically enjoy meme reviewYes
>>34836437no fuck off
>>34836426good one
Watame that's too much information
>>34836426Towa...
https://files.catbox.moe/lusuc6.webm
https://files.catbox.moe/6ceqlo.webm
>>34836157>yes>yes>yes>pregnacy related>no>no>yes>Rushia>yes>yes>yes>yes>yes>"secretly">yes>no>no>no>yes>yes>13>yes>yes>Pegora....>no>no>Hoshikawa>yes>yes>Robowho?>yes>DONTA>no>they sold their braincell for akasupa >noel google english>yes...>yes>everyone but the bassist (Suisei...)>yes>unironically if she was a white girl she would have called herself nb or something like that>yes>i believe in la lion supremacy>yes>yes>I'll never take my meds>no>go back>go back>go back>Yes>go back>go back>go back>go back>No>Yes.
>>34836426So that's what happened, naruhodo.
>>34836253Long enough to make Abe proud.
Is it just me or why hasn't Korone been streaming much lately?
what would pekora say if i skype called her with my giant american penis?
>>34836484You lost the link?
>>34836484If it was a nice big cut penis that was fully erect that's looking moist and ready with tight little smooth skinned balls I'm sure she would like it
I'm kissing Towa right now...
>>34836253I would dick the menhera out of her
You know what Holo needs? Duo/Trio music groups, official ones not just hahah 1-2 songs.
https://youtu.be/Ud73fm4Uoq0
why are you guys like this?
>>34836502>cut penis>moist Good one.
>>34836525Moist with precum clearly.
>>34836516Currybros...
>>34836507https://files.catbox.moe/wsbeqx.mp4
Intimacy with Polka:>hold her hand>its fake>grope her breasts>honk noises>lift up her skirt>paper snakes fly out>try to take off her pantsu>more keep appearing>finally cum>confetti instead
>>34836253Depends if I have to do all the work. I don't think my oshi is a dead fish though
>>34835827Never forget>>/jp/thread/S23871999#p23872381
>>34836119please tell down picture...
>>34836157>>Is Marine really gayYes>>Is Pekora really an introvertYes, but she exaggerates >>Did Miko really do JAVNo, NND narrative >>Was Miko's absence really illness relatedOnly partially, it was prolonged for a multiple of reasons >>Does Pekora really hate AquaNo>>Does Coco hate ArtiaNo>>Was Mel raped by her managerOnly harassed never abused >>Who did Kaoru have sex with in HoloProNo one, it was from out of company >>Is the guro vtuber Marines sisterNo>>Is Luna 30 years oldYed>>Was Korone a school bullyNo>>Was Korone marriedNot likely >>Did Korone have kidsNo>>Is Fubuki secretly depressedYes>>Was Fubuki secretly upset that she was beat to 1M by Gura despite being the face of Hololive for yearsYes>>Is Haato actually part FlipNo>>Is Haato really even in high schoolNo, she graduated >>does Australia actually existNo>>Is Haato faking her bad EnglishYes but not as much as people think, it's simply made even worse by her trying to do it while in character >>Is Shion Yagoo's nieceNo>>How old is Shion19>>Is Subaru actually a boyNo>>Does Ayame hate streamingNo>>Did Aqua slap anyone in front of YagooNo>>Will Aqua ever play OOT or Skyrim againNo>>Is Matsuri just pretendingYes>>Does Matsuri love Hoshikawa or Luna moreHoshikawa>>Was Matsuri late to her anniversary on purposeYes>>Is Sora lonelyNo>>Why is Roboco so boringFuck off Sio>>Is Suisei part RussianNo>>Is Suisei a smokerNo>>Does AZKI really existYes >>Why are Fandead so retardedThey aren't >>Do you know PekoraNo >>Did Watame break up with MukkunYes >>Did Coco ever experience BBCNo
Just came back from work, what did I miss?
>>34836557>>Did Towa fuck the bassistNo>>Was the yabai an inside jobNo>>Is Kanata actually a trannyNo, just a lesbian >>Is Polka depressedYes >>Is Botan really good at APEXYes, but the version is apex she's got at is so different from the current one that it might as well be a different game >>Was Aloe molested as a childNo >>Did Nene have sex with producers as a former idolNo, her group was small enough that it's very plausible she got in just because she was good >>Did you take your medsYes>>Did Okayu lose weight>>Is Gura HERYes >>Is Watson a coal burnerNo>>Does Mori hate black peopleNo>>Did Kiara get replaced by Polka in Gen 5Yes >>Is Ina actually boring and not comfyNo>>Is Moona actually skinnyYes >>When will Iofi kill herselfHopefully soon >>When will the Tree Rat collab with KoroneHopefully never again >>Is Hololive an idol companyYes>>Does /hlg/ actually unironically enjoy meme reviewYes
>>348362531 hour the first go, then a hard and fast 2 minutes 7 minutes later.and then I'd propose
>>34836561Me
>>34836472She's streaming way earlier than usual but that's about it. She was never the type to stream every day and almost always takes 1-2 days off a week.
Watame, don't leave...
watame no....
>>34836580It's more like she streams once a week recently...
KACHI
POMU LOVE
>>34836564>first go>hour>second go>7 minutesYou never had sex right?
what does sex feel like?
Why nobody talks about Marine and Aqua anymore?
Fubuki is the Captain America of Hololive.
>>34836423I really do like 110 more.
Why nobody talks about Anon anymore?
>>34836600The pleasure of being cummed inside
>>34836609stop pretending you watched her on NND. You probably can't even navigate the site
>>34836157>Is Marine really gayDo you really believe?>Is Pekora really an introvertYes, but some people don't seem to understand what 'introvert' actually means.>Did Miko really do JAVNo.>Was Miko's absence really illness relatedYes.>Does Pekora really hate AquaI doubt it.>Does Coco hate ArtiaCoco doesn't seem the type to carry a grudge.>Was Mel raped by her managerNo, but groped at least once.>Who did Kaoru have sex with in HoloProThat entire narrative is false. But Rushia was definitely getting boned by someone.>Is the guro vtuber Marines sisterI've never paid attention to this narrative.>Is Luna 30 years oldOlder.>Was Korone a school bullyGod I hope so.>Was Korone marriedProbably not, but shit, maybe.>Did Korone have kidsI doubt it.>Is Fubuki secretly depressedYes, but isn't everyone?>Was Fubuki secretly upset that she was beat to 1M by Gura despite being the face of Hololive for years100% definitely yes.>Is Haato actually part FlipNo, flips aren't cute.>Is Haato really even in high schoolNot anymore stupiiiiiiiiiiid. HAHAHAHAHAHAHA>does Australia actually existCoin toss.>Is Haato faking her bad EnglishShe wasn't, then she was, and now she isn't again.>Is Shion Yagoo's nieceNo, but Ayame might be.>How old is ShionSimultaneously too old and too young, the worst age.>Is Subaru actually a boyNo. _no.>Does Ayame hate streamingShe doesn't directly hate streaming but she doesn't like playing games that she thinks would be interesting to stream and so ends up disliking it indirectly.>Did Aqua slap anyone in front of YagooShe slapped your oshi right in the knee.>Will Aqua ever play OOT or Skyrim againNot a chance.>Is Matsuri just pretendingUnfortunately no.>Does Matsuri love Hoshikawa or Luna moreHoshikawa purely because it will never, ever be reciprocated at all.>Was Matsuri late to her anniversary on purposeNo idea.>Is Sora lonelyYes.>Why is Roboco so boringToo normal. Normal people are naturally boring. That's why 4chan used to be fun but Facebook has always been shit.
Towa is out there somewhere, right now
i love polka even though she is fat
>>34836616kek
>>34836622>Is Suisei part RussianNo.>Is Suisei a smokerYes.>Does AZKI really existShe's virtual friend, of course she doesn't exist.>Why are Fandead so retardedIt's not their fault, if in God's plan, he made a boner so much stronger than a man.>Do you know PekoraNO>Did Watame break up with MukkunAt any rate she seems to be single right now.>Did Coco ever experience BBCGo look at dating site statistics and figure it out for yourself.>Did Towa fuck the bassistShe tried.>Was the yabai an inside jobIt was the Israelis.>Is Kanata actually a trannyKanatan is a girl! A cute girl!>Is Polka depressedIs this even a question?>Is Botan really good at APEXYou can't throw if you aren't good, you can only fail.>Was Aloe molested as a childi beleeb>Did Nene have sex with producers as a former idolNo, that's why she failed to get anywhere.>Did you take your medsNever.>Did Okayu lose weightSome, but not all.>Is Gura HERObviously.>Is Watson a coal burnerNo idea.>Does Mori hate black peopleNo, but she doesn't love them either.>Did Kiara get replaced by Polka in Gen 5I want to believe.>Is Ina actually boring and not comfyShe's charming but low energy.>Is Moona actually skinnyMoona has a "nice body!" whatever that means to you.>When will Iofi kill herselfPlease ask again.>When will the Tree Rat collab with KoroneDidn't that already happen?>Is Hololive an idol companyOf a sort.>Does /hlg/ actually unironically enjoy meme reviewOf course, we're retarded.Holy shit this is too goddamn long.
ecchi kaichou
>>34836600The pleasure of cumming inside
K-iar-a is being extra cute today. Love the chikkenhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1LcCMBrCC2Y
https://streamable.com/kw12eu
>bored so I start going through my oshis roommate twitters again>found a new lead>managed to find some long dormant twitter that I though was her real life friend>dug deeper and found that her twitter handle used to be her first name>it's the same first name as my oshi IRLYab
So, what's the question again?
Towa isn't real
>>34836648What Is the Airspeed Velocity of an Unladen Swallow?
>>34836647ogey
>>34836157nonoyesnonono (she doesn't know who artia is)yeshe wishesnono, she's 40yesyesyesyesno, she's glad eops have left her chatmaybeshe wasyesyes?no19god i wishobviouslynonololhoshikawanoyesroboco is boring because deep down she doesn't actually care, she just wants attention.nononocumbrainsnoyesnoyesit was part of the scriptnoyesno, and she's fucking trash at fps in general. i would wipe the floor with her in a game of her choicenonoyesyesyesnonoyesyeslolAugust 4th, 08:45 JST 2021already happenednono
Something as simple as thank you is written like 有り難う御座います in Japanese
Towa is in my house right now
>your oshi>do you ever cringe from your posts
>>34836659It's to make sure you actually mean it
>>34836600It feels nice, it takes off a good amount of stress
>>34836668KanataYes, I've done some very bad things
Towa is entering a new depression arc watching Overwatch 2...
Pekora is a cunt irl my life is a lie
>>34836659No, it's ありがちゅぅ
>>34836668>35>Before when I was a newfag
Reminder that it is very easy to stalk Aqua irl since she her height and weight is already known, also the fact that she wears hats all the time whereas most female nips don't.
>>34836668Towano
>>34836595I edge every night for 2 hours and can basically come on demand at this point. The real problem is the possibility of losing my boner
>>34836679aqua..
>>34836679doutei
>>34836687I'm going to stalk and bite Minato Aqua!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Md0TBfwo9rMpolka art is always amazing
>>34836616No, i didn't watch her on NND, my knowledge about her is literal clip watcher tier but i still like the small bits i've seen of her, i do know how to navigate NND somewhat because i used to follow some vocaloid producers and utaites.
>>34836659Japanese is a fucked language. The more I learn, the more I don't want to learn. It hurts.
Why do people doubt Marine being gay but not Miko or Kanata?
>>34836668ButtonNo
>>34836704>peopleOne is a really bent out of shape anti-/u/ fag and the other one just doesnt like marine
>>34836668PekoraNot really, cause cringe ones don't get replies and i don't care
>>34836668I have posted some of the CRINGIEST shit ever in these threads.
>>34836700isn't it, though?https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UpoysjZfWrU
>>34836704I only believe Kabaya is a lesbian
>>34836668KanataNo
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IKKar5SS29EI LOVE MY OSHI.
>>34836668FBKJust when I take the bait from schizos
>>34836668PekoNo, I do laugh at my own posts sometimes though.
>>34836718Why not Miko?
>>34836704If you talk about BL as much as Marine does, there is no question that you like penises.
>>34836714ctrl-w ritual poster, is it you?
EOPs will believe anything. They really are the dumbest bunch of retards to exist.
can someone post a clip of shion saying EEHHHH KAWAIII
Should I delete my Twitter account?I groomed my indie too much and she send me a picture of her cleavage, she's underage.
>>34836747I don't believe you.
>>34836750MEIDOOOOOOSSSSS
>>34836738You can simply like both
>>34836687I got a contract to work in Japan. Im defo gonna find Aqua
>go to archive>three /hlg/s back to back to backwhat did i miss
I want to penetrate Haachama...
>>34836750you should delete your account
>>34836750Yab
>>34835959nice
>>34836700>I'm a vampire>Can I? Can I suck it?>I can't take it, you're such a bad boy>I want to try it>So full until I puke>You'll definitely cumholy based...
>>34836668Mikono, but I find myself laughing at my own jokes
>>34836405that's why she's betterI want bitchy holo
>>34836750She's not going to be underaged forever, my dude.
>>34836754True, but then she isn't a lesbian.
>>34836750yab
>>34836750Share it you fuck.
>>34836750You should kill yourself.
This thread is definitely full of bored kids, Jesus christ.
>>34836776you don't even understand Japanese
Fuutan erotic.
>>34836795Towa...
What happened with Lamy and Botan?
>>34836750You must protect her from others until she's no longer underage. If you just disappear who knows what she'll do?
>>34836687How are you going to stalk someone who never leaves the house?
>>34836157>Is Marine really gayNo>Is Pekora really an introvertYes>Did Miko really do JAVNo>Was Miko's absence really illness relatedYes>Does Pekora really hate Aqua>Does Coco hate ArtiaNo>Was Mel raped by her managerYes>Who did Kaoru have sex with in HoloProMatsuri>Is the guro vtuber Marines sisterNo>Is Luna 30 years old>Was Korone a school bully>Was Korone married>Did Korone have kids>Is Fubuki secretly depressedYes>Was Fubuki secretly upset that she was beat to 1M by Gura despite being the face of Hololive for yearsNo>Is Haato actually part FlipYes>Is Haato really even in high schoolNo>does Australia actually exist+>Is Haato faking her bad EnglishYes>Is Shion Yagoo's nieceNo>How old is Shion19>Is Subaru actually a boy>Does Ayame hate streaming>Did Aqua slap anyone in front of Yagoo>Will Aqua ever play OOT or Skyrim again>Is Matsuri just pretendingNo>Does Matsuri love Hoshikawa or Luna moreHoshikawa>Was Matsuri late to her anniversary on purposeYes>Is Sora lonelyNo>Why is Roboco so boringNot a talented streamer-entertainer. Better at singing>Is Suisei part RussianNo>Is Suisei a smokerNo>Does AZKI really existYes>Why are Fandead so retardedFans reflect their Oshi>Do you know Pekora>Did Watame break up with MukkunYes>Did Coco ever experience BBC>Did Towa fuck the bassistNo>Was the yabai an inside jobNo>Is Kanata actually a tranny>Is Polka depressed>Is Botan really good at APEX>Was Aloe molested as a childYes>Did Nene have sex with producers as a former idolNo>Did you take your meds>Did Okayu lose weight>Is Gura HERYes>Is Watson a coal burnerNo>Does Mori hate black peopleNo>Did Kiara get replaced by Polka in Gen 5Who the fuck is Kiara>Is Ina actually boring and not comfyNo>Is Moona actually skinnyNo - Was skinny as a former model, now getting "average weight">When will Iofi kill herselfWhen Moona and Pekora smash in Japan>When will the Tree Rat collab with KoroneAlready happened(do your vod reps)>Is Hololive an idol companyNo>Does /hlg/ actually unironically enjoy meme reviewNo
>>34836795Let's talk about streams friend.Which one should I open, the chicken or the homo?I'll watch with you.
>>34836644Did she get a redesign? Why does she have fox ears and a tail?
I wish I could get groomed.
People care about 110 because she was actually interesting, no one cares about みかりん because was fucking boring. Nothings changed.
Did I ask
>>34836644Who is this indie and why do I hate her?
>>34836829no and I didn't either
Most important question in this thread.Yo dazo or Yo dayo?
>>34836823because was fucking boring
>>34836801more than you
Why is the thread so atrocious?
>>34836157Spoon feed me post: but in style
>>34836848we get the backwash from /vt/ and they think itsda big bad anti threadz
>>34836837Yo yo yo
>>34836843kek
>>34836816Do your reps instead.
>>34836823>she was actually interesting,Name five interesting things about 110 when she was actually 110
>>34836816Both
What if Towa was a girl? Wouldn't that be something
I asked for everything.I care about everything.
>>34836645This was the chink that was innocent throughout the whole thing right? Shame, if she weren't sub-human she could've been my oshi.
>>34836843A typo doesn't change the truth.
Whose side are (You) on... aqua or pekora?
>>34836157>>Is Marine really gaylesbians aren't real>>Is Pekora really an introvertintroverts don't stream>>Did Miko really do JAVyes>>Was Miko's absence really illness relatedno, pregnancy>>Does Pekora really hate Aquayes>>Does Coco hate Artiayes>>Was Mel raped by her managerno>>Who did Kaoru have sex with in HoloProrushia>>Is the guro vtuber Marines sisterno>>Is Luna 30 years old37>>Was Korone a school bullyyes>>Was Korone marriedno>>Did Korone have kidsyes, 4>>Is Fubuki secretly depressedyes>>Was Fubuki secretly upset that she was beat to 1M by Gura despite being the face of Hololive for yearsobviously>>Is Haato actually part Flipyes>>Is Haato really even in high schoolno>>does Australia actually existyes>>Is Haato faking her bad Englishno>>Is Shion Yagoo's nieceyes>>How old is Shion18>>Is Subaru actually a boyno>>Does Ayame hate streamingyes>>Did Aqua slap anyone in front of Yagoodunno>>Will Aqua ever play OOT or Skyrim againno>>Is Matsuri just pretendingyes>>Does Matsuri love Hoshikawa or Luna moreyes>>Was Matsuri late to her anniversary on purposeno>>Is Sora lonelyno>>Why is Roboco so boringyou didn't need talent to get into hololive until until gen 3>>Is Suisei part Russianyes>>Is Suisei a smokeryes>>Does AZKI really existyes>>Why are Fandead so retardedparasocial relationships aren't for smart people>>Do you know Pekorayes, she's my oshi>>Did Watame break up with Mukkunyes, around april 2020>>Did Coco ever experience BBCyes,her black weeb bf>>Did Towa fuck the bassistno>>Was the yabai an inside jobno>>Is Kanata actually a trannyyes>>Is Polka depressedyes>>Is Botan really good at APEXwas>>Was Aloe molested as a childyes>>Did Nene have sex with producers as a former idolno>>Did Okayu lose weightyes>>Is Gura HERyes>>Did Kiara get replaced by Polka in Gen 5yes>>Is Ina actually boring and not comfyno>>Is Moona actually skinnyyes>>When will the Tree Rat collab with Koronehas
Stop LARPing as oldfags when 99% of you came here when HoloEN was announced.
>>34836862the only reasons she's being mentioned is because a seanigger did a bad job translating a 5 year old clip of her and posts it in every thread
>>34836850intra-board tourist here, why does this thread still exist?
I'm bored.
>>34836865Stupid globalfag.
>>34836867None. If you'd put a gun to my head, Pekora but only because I watch her more.
>>34836880who hurt you?
>>34836863Nose wouldn't date Towa if she was a girl Nose is not gay Towa is a man
>>34836877Hiroshimoot said its fine on a Q&A so it's whateverMost popular reason i've seen posted is if they kick us off they would have to kick the niji thread off but we both know that isn't truesince when were mods fair in their decisions
When will we get a certified Japanese teacher Holo to teach us the moonspeak?
>>34836872I'll be Coco's future mexican weeb bf and show her the power of my vergón
>>34836878You should fap.
>your oshi>who would you cheat on her with in hololive, if she wouldn't know
>>34836878Hey dickhead, You don't have to post/come here when you're bored.
>>34836867Aqua
>>34836899basado
>>34836900I can't because penis blisters
>>34836877/vyt/, niji and hololive threads and to an extent individual vtuber threads are sanctioned by Hiroshimoot and mods.
>>34836901CocoKanata
>>34836901PekoraMarine for sure, for a month or so
>>34836874I arrived mid-july to talk about Matsuri's live
>>34836901>Miko>Suisei, Matsuri or AZKi
>>34836901PolkaOkayu or Matsuri
>>34836867Subaru.
>>34836908And 774
>>34836858I really don't have an excuse if you call me out directly like that. Fine.
>>34836901MarineMatsuri, Suisei or Miko
>>34836901PekoraAqua
What do you think Aqua is doing RIGHT now?
>>34836901PekoraUsida Bekora
>>34836931>"*sluuurp*pogupogupogupogupog*sluuuurp*"
>>34836931It's 6 AM obviously sleeping
>>34836939Sucking dick?
>>34836931Apex
>>34836894>>34836908fair enough, I don't mind, but the threads only stay alive because you keep posting in them, so what makes you choose to post here rather than in /vt/? Usually when this sort of community fragmentation happens, everyone ends up on one side or the other, but in this case both have remained active for several months, so I'm a bit curious.
Screencap this post.If Aloe comes back in Hololive Alternative I will eat the memory foam of my shoe and post it.
>>34836901koronewith no one, i'm not interested in the other holos
>>34836931sex with shion
>>34836931slurp
What do you think Anon is doing RIGHT now?
>>34836931She is SAD and CRYING to her mother because she is NOT USED to living ALONE in a big city
Bros, Matsuri is for marriage and breeding, not to pump and dump...
>>34836907>penis blisterswhat the fuck anon
>Is Marine really gayno, she just realized very early on that yuribaiting = superchats from horny retards>Is Pekora really an introvert>Did Miko really do JAV>Was Miko's absence really illness relatedyes to all three>Does Pekora really hate Aquathey don't HATE each other but pekora will avoid working with her unless she absolutely has to (currymeshi collab)>Does Coco hate Artiai doubt it but it's a possibility>Was Mel raped by her managerraped no, sexually harassed yes>Is Luna 30 years oldolder>Was Korone a school bullyno just a troubled kid>Was Korone married>Did Korone have kidssupposedly yes to both>Is Fubuki secretly depressedit's not even that much of a secret>Was Fubuki secretly upset that she was beat to 1M by Gura despite being the face of Hololive for yearsprobably a little yeah>Is Haato actually part Flipi doubt it>Is Haato really even in high schoolshe was>does Australia actually existso they say>Is Haato faking her bad Englishshe's definitely playing it up a little>Is Shion Yagoo's nieceprobably not>How old is Shion19-20>Is Subaru actually a boyno>Does Ayame hate streamingno, she just sees it as a side-gig not a full time job>Did Aqua slap anyone in front of Yagooi doubt it, aqua is tiny and frail>Will Aqua ever play OOT or Skyrim againmaybe>Is Matsuri just pretendingunironically yes>Does Matsuri love Hoshikawa or Luna morehoshikawa>Was Matsuri late to her anniversary on purposeno>Is Sora lonelyyes>Why is Roboco so boringsome people have "it," others don't. she's one of those that doesn't. >Is Suisei part Russiandistantly, like from her grandfather or something>Is Suisei a smokeri doubt it>Does AZKI really existyes>Why are Fandead so retardedrushia deserves every penny she's ever earned>Do you know PekoraNO>Did Watame break up with Mukkunprobably>Did Coco ever experience BBCi wouldn't put it past her but if i had to choose yes or no i'd go with no>Did Towa fuck the bassistno>Was the yabai an inside jobyes>Is Kanata actually a trannynot a tranny but definitely some kind of mentally ill tumblr sexuality>Is Polka depressedvery much so>Is Botan really good at APEXfor a girl, yeah>Was Aloe molested as a childi dunno>Did Nene have sex with producers as a former idolif i had to guess, probably>Did you take your medsi'm not on meds>Did Okayu lose weightno>Is Gura HER>Is Watson a coal burner>Does Mori hate black people>Did Kiara get replaced by Polka in Gen 5>Is Ina actually boring and not comfyi don't watch EN so i wouldn't know about any of these but i assume the worst possible answer for each question is the true one>Is Moona actually skinnyshe's average>When will Iofi kill herselfwhy would she>When will the Tree Rat collab with Koronealready did>Is Hololive an idol companyit's becoming less of one every day, and that's a bad thing>Does /hlg/ actually unironically enjoy meme reviewi've never watched it and never will
>>34835587>>34836944
aqua's slurp sounds so retarded why can't I stop mimicking it
>>34836950No need. You will not do it.>>34836955I am REPLYING to the POSTS in this THREAD, how about (YOU)?
Is Ina a sensei?https://twitter.com/rurudo_/status/1395446475849494528
>>34836955Listening to Smile & Go.
>>34836901MikotoRushia
>>34836901SuiseiAnemachi
>>34836955sex with shion
>>34836961Not that guy, but I was in a similar situation a few days ago. I fapped so much that I had bloody wounds on my foreskin and had to take a break.
>>34836750You should share the image.
>>34836968I'm JERKING off
Why is Rushia such a shameless whore?
I am watching todays clips. There are literally a hundred of them. Why dont you do the same anon
Someone please help, for some reason I can't post images :(
https://streamable.com/g94j1d
>Bukki Nee-sanMy wife is so creative.
>>34836968Why do you post like this every time?
>>34836994he is a tourist
I'm gonna JOG my HOG into Aqua's PUSSY. I'm SEX AQUA GOING SEX TO SEX HER WITH IDOL MINATO ONAHOLE PONOS INTO YAGOO WITH AQUA. SEX FUCK SEX AQUA SEX SNIFF MINATO AQUA SEX PITS MINATO AQUA BOOBS FUCK SEX AQUA FEET AQUA BUTT AQUA HAIR AQUA SNIFF MINATO FUCKQUA MY ONAHOLE MINATONAHOLE AQUA FUCK SEX SEX SEX WITH AQUA.
>>34836994Makes YOU (You) SEETHE.
There go my hopes of an Aqua x Uto collab happening any time soon...
>>34836986Post some
Btw i aced my uni finals today while humming "dochi dochi" for half of the exam. Say something nice about me
>>34836997me too! no joke!
(You) are going to sub to Ina so Kiara doesn’t get to 1M first...right??
>>34836969she's an illustrator so probably, yes
>>34834516>81% Suisei>80% FubukiI'm satisfied with this.
>>34836955Being a faggot
>>34836994Because I want to EMPHASIZE the WORDS that I am TRYING to CONVEY to all the ANONS that will be READING my REPLIES to your POSTS, do you HATE it anon?
>>34836997Calm down Takeshi
>>34836997haha...onyonhole joke
>>34837016Why have they both stalled so hard? The other 3 hit 1mil within days of being on 950K
>>34837016already did
https://files.catbox.moe/xd8nsh.mp4
>>34836997Finally a good post.
>>34837042Ina is pretty boring while Kiara comes off as a bit annoying most of the time.
>>34837049shion yo...
>>34836947I mean, you can always check deleted replies from /vt/ in archive to see what kind of board is that.
>>34836962>no, she just realized very early on that yuribaiting = superchats from horny retardsThat's not a thing, she gains nothing from yuribaiting
>>34836947It's hard to really put a finger on it to be exact, personally i'm already too deep and hitting sunk cost fallacy, it's also the only thread that is remotely interested in the JP girls, most of the normal anons are still here from a yearish ago; albeit I don't think they post long-winded paragraphs anymore so that's a thing and all,The thread on /vt/ is filled with newfags that werent even watching hololive in early 2020 and don't bother to lurk.That and sometimes /jp/ threads catch my eye when I get bored.
>>34837068/vt/ itself is best for the fetish threads
>>34836969sex with rurudo's young CUNNY
>>34837068>albeit I don't think they post long-winded paragraphs anymorewhy, because of that no one cares didnt ask twitter meme that gets parroted on the site constantly?
https://youtu.be/Ur0K2WA67jw?t=50Sora said sex
Oh great, time for metaposts.
>>34837049this never fails to make me rock hard
>>34836969artists just call each other sensei
I was once drunk and horny out of my mind and "hired" one of those girls who claim they can give you JOI live over voice in exchange for cash. The one I hired specifically said she had voice training and could replicate different voices pretty well, and in my shameless, alcohol-induced state, I asked her if she could recreate Aqua's poor attempts at English. I remember there being a good 20 minutes of silence as I very quickly sobered up and felt like a fucking idiot for even suggesting this and going this far, but she got back to me right before I was about to cancel after I thoroughly dropped my autism spaghetti all over the ground. I got the call and my heart was thumping out of my chest in a mix of shame and anticipation. After a few moments of silence came the most spot on, strained, half-confused English greeting. I froze, and my body betrayed me. A wet slurp followed. She was not infact laughing at me behind my back (to my knowledge; I firmly believe she was) but instead, getting points of reference for Aqua's personality and talking style. She fucking nailed it. The next twenty minutes was filled with perfect-Aqua-style slow, awkward English, as if she was struggling to find the right words to tell me what to do and as if she was also struggling to understand what a goddamn penis was, asking me if it felt good combined with the occasional slurp. It was the hardest, but most shameful cum of my fucking life. I'm so fucking sorry for what I've done. Heaven's gates are closed to me.
>>34836962kan*n isn't even 30.do a simple research, newfag
Ina can't benefit from Pochi's mommy style since she's flat.https://twitter.com/lizhi3/status/1395487411409330178
>>34837102what the rufck
>>34836947/vt/'s board culture was defined by /hlgg/ and not /hlg/. It had/has far more posters who lean both newer and younger than (whatever remains of) the posters in this thread. To be frank, it has more in common with /v/ than us.That could still be manageable with proper moderation but even on /vt/ the mods only care about certain vtubers and certain threads. These do not include the JP holos nor the /vt/ equivalent of /hlg/. Obviously the meidos here don't care about us either and do nothing to stem the local shitposters or the ones that drift over after being banned from /vt/, but that still keeps the additional step of having to go to a different board as a bulwark against the average /vt/ shitposter.At least, that's my reasoning for staying. They don't share my interests, they don't speak my language, and there is slightly less shitposting here. Slightly.
>>34836955crapping my hands
>>34837102What th fuck
>>34837102Sora is sex.
>>34837093did we ever confirm if rurudo was LOLO
>>34837115all /vt/ is good for is "containing" the loonies
>>34837122>we
BEST Bloom song AND performancehttps://streamable.com/0aiz3q
>>34836962the idol industry is fucking huge. not every producer is a rapistyou're just a nene hater.
>>34837124But they come here when they get banned
I don't like Suisei's new VA.
>>34837132hence the quote marks. its so bad at it>>34837127https://streamable.com/xmnhrrdisagree.
>>34837102https://streamable.com/ie58ik
Did anyone save the song Kanata deleted out of despair?
i like suisei's new va, it's a breath of fresh air.
>>34837115It's full of global /v/ /pol/ numberfags and just general shit for brains who spam wojacks and frogs.I mean this place ain't much better in it's own way but least it's not sunk that low.
https://youtu.be/0F99VcYhSE8
Ohayougozaimashita!!NishinariNaniwarotennenKISS taikiKISS tasukaruthumbs up emoji
>>34837150never understand why people enjoy wojakshit
>>34837142https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2rxU1iy5Cqc
I tried my hardest to hate HoloEN, but I just couldn't stop myself from falling in love with Kiara.
>>34836901TowaAqua
>>34836959How about a testdrive?
For me, it's Azaminahttps://streamable.com/101ktg
Which holo is most likely to get into W40k?
reminder that Friend can't cook
>>34837066>she gains nothing from yuribaitingyou can't be serious. she gets attention, which means more clips, which means more reddit posts, which means more numbers and superchats. women do this literally ALL the time in real life
i love clips
Happy birthday Ina
>>34837175Luna.
My favorite Holofes 2 performancehttps://files.catbox.moe/o0azqs.mp4
>>34837161this but Gura
>>34837175Botan. I'm holding out hope that Pekora will play TWW3 when it's out. She seemed to enjoy TABS.
>>34837157They've gotta be either 13 year old spics or severely disturbed people, I've been on 4chan for about 11 years and never posted a wojak or pepe in my life.You have to be mentally deranged to save one to your computer.
>>34837173song is good but why did Roboco want to trigger people with epileptic seizure
>>34837136They really need to do something about that Duck's eyes.
>>34837161This but with Ina
>>34837158Why did she delete this?
inanus...
Which holo is the most passionate kisser?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JYEhMnelVNY
>>34837199you say that but the moment you post anything with vtubers or anime anywhere else people lose their shit. venturing outside of /jp/ and /c/ and /d/ feels like a wasteland where everyone hates what was once cherished on this site
>>34837208Botan
>>34837066I remember she got big numbers for the Ahame thing.
Why are you guys so mean? Aqua is having a mental breakdown and you guys want to rape her
>>34837094Not that anon but I just don't think anyone cares to read it anymore and the threads are too fast and too short lived for it. If I want to write up something long about a holo I'd rather do it in that holo's thread on /vt/ where it can stay up for a week for someone to read it. Most of the times I post something here nobody notices but then I see people wondering where are all the "old posters" meaning it probably got lost among the shitposting. Haven't bothered with that in a while unless someone asks.
>>34837177You will eat the floor pizza.
>>34837200I doubt she was the one who decided on adding those effects.
>>34837205Menhera attack
>>34837216Ayame*
>>34837161What's the appeal of Kiara? I don't really care for her because I don't like when girls swear so excessively.Other than that, I didn't like how she requested people to change their youtube names to something KFP related so you have retards running around with fake company positions as their login instead of their actual nicknames.
I wonder what Korone's doing right now
You can't deny that Suisei has the most powerful voice in hololive, Mio is up there too.
https://twitter.com/NLO28636331/status/1394788937831370758
>>34837237I'm pretty sure Subaru's voice is the most "powerful"
>>34836901Koroneshe'd know
>>34837191WHAT THE FUCK LAMB?!I really need to watch holofes soon...
>>34837234She is a cute menhera.
>>34837241I meant singing voice.
>>34837191If only "smile and go" had been a cool song instead a cute one, it would have already 800k views.
>>34837237Watame has a much more powerful voice than either of them.
>>34837191fuera.....you're too old to be an idol...
>>34837191I agree.
Remember to watch Aqua Blanco's 3D stream in less than 2 dayshttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gbdT21vQ1DM
>>34837252How would you turn a song called "smile & go" into a cool song
>>34837256Mio is a walking fossil and she's a better idol than Pekora or Rushia
Does anyone have the MEGA link to all the Holofes2 or Bloom performances?
>>34837242Don't you want to get beat up by her?
>>34837280but rushia has a condition
>>34834516>90% fubukiinteresting
>>34837191>suisei best singer>matuli best dancerwhat the fuck does flare do here?
>>34837191I really like it when they sing songs all breathy like
>>34834651you became "calmer"
>>34837301SMILE AND GO
>>34837287She's not feeling well enough to beat someone up
>>34837281Just search archives for MEGA links around that time dude.
>>34837068>>34837115interesting, thanks for answering. I took a look at /vt/, and I can see what you mean. I used to check this thread occasionally before HoloEN started, and compared to then, most of the incessant bickering that used to be here seems to have moved there, but you guys also don't seem to be as excited as you used to be (could just be a slow day, I tended to check when something was going on).
>>34834516> 78% Minato AquaNEEEEEEEEEEEE
YOUTUBE JAPAN LOVEYOUTUBE NOT JAPAN HATEhttps://twitter.com/achan_UGA/status/1395408261226983430
>>34837338Please do it for me, I asked nicely so you are not allower to refute.
>>3483451680% Korone, but what a weird set of questions.
You’re shitposting. Aqua is likely awake in her room due to insomnia, suffering from depression, and you’re shitposting.
>>34837277Making it about a sad girl that lost her partner and she has to smile and go to live her life, bonus points with a MV of flare holding Noel's memento.
>>34837208https://files.catbox.moe/oazxcr.mp4
>>34837361I also got a boner
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=siXnf8097pEBased?
>>34837350I am trying to have low expectations but the hype is getting to me, ladswhat do?
>>34837191matsuri's quality as an idol is so much higher than it is as a streamer it's hard to believe they're the same person
>>34837301Flare is the cute and sexy one
>>34837361>Aqua is likely awake in her room due to insomnia, suffering from depressionSo I'm Aqua now?
>>34837373Just watch the trailer again to get a reality check
>>34837301jive
Go ahead, call me lonely, a simp, or horny. These are MY FUCKING FEELINGS. I want to have the roughest and hottest sex with Polka. Seriously. Her cute noises, her silly faces, and her supple breasts drive me to horny madness. I'd set the mood with Careless Whisper. Every inch of her would be massaged and licked. When I want to finish and climax with all of my love, I would do it on her stomach, her glittered face, tits, and roll her over to blow the last of my load on her tiny butt. I want to cuddle with her when I am done busting, and ask her how her day was, feeling each other's warmth on our naked, vulnerable bodies. She'd tell me how good it was and she'd confide her truest feelings to me, telling me how much she loves me. I would tell her I love her back, and she would give me a loving peck on my cheeks. Then we would get dressed and spend the day watching Seinfeld, still cuddling and even eating our favorite foods. I want Polka to be my girlfriend, my lover, my wife, and my life. I love her and want her to be mine. Is this a copy-pasta? No. I typed out every word to proclaim how I feel. Every time you ask who she is, look back on this: SHE IS MY WIFE. I love Polka, and these are MY original thoughts and feelings.
>>34837301Flare is the brains of the group.
>>34836931She's sitting in my lap
пекора>ботан
>>34837350https://files.catbox.moe/xsba5z.png
>>34837369So does aqua
fucking whore needs to graduate ASAP
>>34837361wow, she's just like me
>>34837414Aquas Aquacock...
>>34837373Reminder yourself that it's ONLY FUCKING SHILLING FOR EN 2FUCK COVER
>>34837432coolwhy are you so mad?
>>34837191would've been perfection without flare
>>34837408Eugene wtf...
>>34837435>Wasting a cool anime CM just to shill a bunch of new ENs
https://twitter.com/Fu_MiHi_Ko/status/1395494540950261762/photo/1
>>34837401Я выебу твою кролинную жопу
>>34837161My condolences.
>>34837350おーおhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3RxlzJWWzdY
Are you guys going to fap to any holos today?
>>34837451>HandlebarsHot!
>>34837432what makes you think this? some deluded /vt/ shitpost?
>>34837457my morning fap is always dedicated to my oshi
>>34837438Why? I think she was good
>>34837451i hate this "artist"
So what's going on with Aqua? Some group (chinks?) harassing her?
>>34837467Why? I know Festival loves him.
If Korone graduated would she ever go back to NND
>>34837469A Chinese man sent her a picture of his scrotum out of the blue and it really scared her
>>34837478Festival loves drinking piss
>>34837478Really? That's just another reason to hate him.
>>34837460The guy who leaked the release date also said it will be followed by the EN 2 announcement
>>34837451Fumiko, listen dude. Why don't you try improving your artstyle and learning how to draw details, pick up an anatomy book, etc. Instead of shilling your garbage here
>>34837454И я кайфану
>>34837501>5ch said
>>34837513He got the date right, I don't why only half of what he said would be right
>>348375135ch said that you have penis breath
>hologachahttps://twitter.com/Karmagawra/status/1395497512513966087?s=20
I have the secret knowledge hehehe
>>34837432So what? Everyone wins if EN 2 is a success.
Towa?
>>34837531Nope
Towife...
>>34837346I'm still excited about my oshi.
>>34837537Yeah because you're a tribalist /v/ monkey.Piss off.
Watame already leaked EN2 in her member's stream anyway, so I don't understand why you are so shocked
>>34837529Wow that's literally nothing
>>34837432We all read the same rrat. I doubt it isn't for EN2. Though if it really is, then the JP fans will kick Cover's door in for hyping up shit for so long for the EN branch(no offence). It would have made sense if the first PV teaser for ALT would have implied the EN branch or mentioned anything in that regard.
>>34837540ganbatte
>>34837547I'm not giving money to the sheep
>>34837530oh so you're deep into the rabbit hole as well ;)
>>34837546Based, we love EN here
2ch said if you do 2ch * 2 you het 4ch
>>34837451Fuck off
>>34837432If they're shilling them just mere days after NijiEN debuted that's pretty based.
>>34837512Ауф, у меня аш жишечка встала
I would lose to Towa in a hand-to-hand fight in normal circumstances, but I would win if I was allowed to use my trusty ball-peen hammer in the fight
>>34837546>complaining about /v/ for no reasonjust how hard did that board break the trannies and liberals?
>>34837451Is that supposed to be a penis? Looks more like a railing and she's weirdly perched on it
>>34837578You don't have to "love" EN but if you don't want them to succeed so the whole company goes up and then your oshi also goes up then you're a massive fucking tool.
>>34837457Already did.
>>34837587is het 4ch different from normal 4ch? if i call someone a fag do they get banned
>>34837564Mori sings the song you fucking retard, also nips love EN more than JP
>>34837517They already announced last month when it got delayed that it would be released in the middle of May. It wasn't that hard to guess the date.
>>34837599and if she had her macuahuitl?
>>34837564>then the JP fans will kick Cover's doorthe same fans who let fujos rape miko and marine? the same fans who couldnt protect coco and chammers? JP fans are useless submissive c*cks
>>34837601/v/ermin posters brought the tribalism to this thread, It's a known fact if you weren't so fucking new.
>>34837454>>34837401почему ты общаешься с пиндосом?
>>34837617Towa doesn't know how to use tools.
>>34837604We LOVE EN
>>34837604cool. go back to global now, faggot
ina ina ina
>>34837620>SEETHEyup they broke you faggots alrite. next time dont try to raid a board with lgbt bullshit.
How much money is Ina making?
pomu in one minute
>>34837639what? You're not even typing properly you fucking sperg.
>>34837648>posts offtopic bullshit>pretends to be retarded>>>/lgbt/ now
>>34837564go back
>>34837640Inaugh
>>34837625ah, how foolish of me to assume she had reached the stone age.
>>34837614No single EN appeared in the trailer. Nobody cares who sang the song as long as it sounds good.
>>34837633but I don't watch EN you moronic twat.
Someone post a picture of that Hololive's anus
/hlg/ just got shitty
>>34837658The video only got so many views because Mori sang on it
>>34837624Не лезь в мою сексуальную жизнь
flatty flatty flatty
>>34837650Are you mentally stable or..?
>>34837668raid confirmedthank you
>>34837641I thought i was in the wrong thread....
I feel sad for Aqua, she doesn't have the mental force to endure being a streamer, she should go full idol and never be allowed to manage her social media accounts.
>>34837668Yea sure. If you think so, that's nice. kek
>>34837681>cuts dick off>asks if others are mentally stablecute, dont post off topic next time
INA FLAT CHEST AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
All your oshis will get BLEACHED, they belong to BWC
>>34837695Dude what? I hope you get the help you need.
happy wah day ina!
What happened before Hololive EN. What we lost.1. Haachama made food from milk foam. You could even feed the children with it.2. The force of gravity was weaker by 80 percent. Getting Over It was done in one jump.3. Chubas streamed an average of 150-190 hours. The doxes did not exist, except for the new suits leaks.4. If you stumble on the stream - the audience ran up, putting superchats in their pockets, kissed them on the lips, offered to drink,to be bros.5. Onigiri immediately flew into the mouth. If you buy a membership, it is you who gets paid.6. Grandfather said: people woke up at night from a happy good AHHAHAHAHA7. The period between generations was 4.5 months. The new chubas debuted immediately with 12-15 million subscribers, with blond hair and clear blue eyes and strong-willed smart faces, streaming for long times and immediately.8. The beer in Matsuri's glass was sweet as honey. And Aki poured dark beer for everyone.9. There were three hundred akasuperchats on every stream, all chubas had red cheeks.10. Onigiri grew everywhere of Okayu's size. Okayu was of Korone's size, Korone of Watame's, and Watame - like the whole Hololive ID, Holostars were playing according to Botvinnik's method - checkmating with the knight on the first move!
>>34837692RIP is the most popular hololive original, her songs get more views then any of the JPs
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