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Baphos are cute

Trolls grow up to have their thicc bodies thanks to being well fed.

>>34901010
Based

>>34901010
Very cute

>>34900969
I don't know. I love wurms but ryus just seem objectively better.

>>34901028
Thats what happens thanks to their gardening skills, homemaking practice, and immense strength for hunting beasts

>>34901010
I cannot deny this fact

>>34900969
Prefer the cold

>https://www.pixiv.net/en/artworks/81819182#big_0
Thrust mummies!

>>34901010
the best cute!

Guys tell me if this is weird:

My city's constructing a great tower as basically a flex. And one day some stranger of a man came to our city and offered that he can complete the rest of the tower in just a day if in return he adds some bell as a dedication to his culture's god. And lo and behold, the next morning the tower is complete with that bell. But just this last night, the bell from the completed tower started going- BONG GONG BONG!!!

Basically, the bell from that stranger rang lowly then super loud for thirteen times and now there's news that Mouse Mamono have been spotted around at night. Surely this is fake news and bullshit, right?

>>34901506
>>34901454
>>34901010
Peak cute.

>>34901514
Repeat after me.
There are no giant rats in the sewers.

>>34901469
True.
Ryus are perfect for moments like serenely relaxing in her coils on the beach while the sun sets.
A wurm would get bored, wander off, and go chew through coconuts or something.

>french kiss a skink
>tongue gets stained blue

>>34901529
Of course not, there's no way the gator girls would stand them.

>>34901644
This is how monsters sneak their husbands into sports games like flasks of alcohol.

I want a Harem of Shirohebi. Just imagine the chaos.

>>34901644

>>34901529
That's too bad. I have all this cheese and no one to share it with.

>>34901665
>Small mouse girls in motley, ragged armor all awkwardly listening to a strongfat gator gal admonishing them for trespassing into her home.

>>34901723
Anon you fool!

How do you think married monsters treat unmarried men? Will they be like “Oh my sister would love you” *Gets tossed in a sack*

>>34901732
I like to imagine that gator is a hag and talking with a thick country accent to these mouse girls

>>34901744
depends on the monster, that tactic you mentioned would probably be reserved for more haughty monsters

This is an angel appreciation thread now. Post good, protective, holy girls who would never rape a human boy unless he deserved it

>>34901767
She is and does.
There's a reason why they tell you to be careful down there.

>>34901784
I like angel.

>>34901719
Oh the unavoidable panty shots.

>>34901644
Please tell me there is a full comic

>>34901784
This one is such a nice girl, always helping that one shota train. Her wings look a bit dirty, though.

>>34901784

>>34901786
I am thinking to not be and "accidentally" end up at her front porch unconscious

>>34901784
sorry i only worship sleepy goat

Is it okay to like monster girls but not like the horny?

Big strong Yetis giving big strong hugs!

Will it be any good? Also is this going to be the first western mge book? Or is there one I'm forgetting?

>>34901839
Question is if the mice dropped you off there after looting you.

Will it be any good? Also is this going to be the first western mge book? Or is there one I'm forgetting?

>>34901887
wurmfag's bogey doujin soon

>Anon Cockson fired his jizz from teh cokc really fast and the jizz went and cumshot the final boss in the eyes and the final boss couldnt see.

>>34901905
>but then the ceiling fell and they were trapped and not able to kill
>No! Anon said, I must kill the demons!
>No Anon the radio said, You are the demons
>and then Anon was an alp

>>34901843
Is it okay to not like monster girls but like the horny?

>>34901832

they really love sandwiches

I´m sorry anon, I read the name, and all I could think of was Inari News with Trucker Anonson.

>>34901843
You can like what you want as long as you don't ever post about it.

So yeah, about being sexually attracted...

>>34901969
Look at how excited she is

>>34902018
Even nonlewd monster girls?

>>34902022
What is that?

>>34902070
It’s from a commercial. Don’t engage the troll.

>>34901010
Very.

>>34902070
its /tv/, report ignore

>>34902034
I don't trust people who say they don't like the horny.

>>34902076
You're correct.
Eloping is much more romantic and allows the creation of new trolls

>>34902105
What is wrong with the nonhorny

>>34902084
Baphos are super strong right? She looks weak but then she can toss you into the stratosphere.

>>34901843
It can be a sidenote but it always happens. Greenwormposting was cute but there was always the belief that they were going to fuck eventually. Same with all nonhorny stuff.

>>34902156
>>34902132

Nonhorny is good, but I always get horny when I read the loreposts, MGs are such beautiful beings I can't help but want to make love to one!

>>34902143
Correct

Alot of people like monster girls with big chests, some people like monster girls with small chests. I like prepubescent girls to fuck that aren't just flat chested, just flat chested now until down the road when they become large and full.

>>34902182
I wonder how common it is for them to show off with feats of strength like that. Or do they try to play off the innocent child angle.

>>34902156
You can run, you can hide, but horny is inevitable.

Actually that car ornament is pretty fucking sexy with the voice. Chrome tits.

>>34902204
I really don't care about the chest, only thing i am interested in is big asses, but most art tends to focus on the chest more

>>34902218
Preteens are why god created astroglide.

>>34902143
They're even stronger than Lilims when it comes to physical strength, it's just that Lilims are bullshit when it comes to magic.

>>34902240
Asses are pointless imho. Disgusting really. Shit comes from there and its just icky. With all respect, I think your fetish is much more primal.

>>34902239
Your damned right and she is a sentient monster girl in a way.

Some days, I'm really tired and I just want to get glomped by the Sabbath.

I sorta just wish I could dress up some little kid in a bunch of aliexpress kemonomimi accessories and body paint/prosthetics and just go to town for 72 hours or so over a long weekend.

>>34902272
We must return to our baser instincts, unga bunga.

Do you think a male mage can get help from a familiar or can they only benefit witches?

>>34902239
No it's not go away

>>34902204
Dreams

>>34902204
I am a fan of breast buds

>>34902300
>>34902251
>>34902204

>Pedos pls go

>>34902301
I associate that being akin to niggers which really turns me off since a nobel prize winning scientist who spent his life working for the betterment of the niggers classified them as a sub-species.

>>34902327
I'll never stop liking lolis
The way Jesus said to

>>34902326
There we go. Like at eleven years old and the buds just pop out and look like the end of a torpedo with very visable veins.

>>34902301
return to monke

>>34902340
I call them lolitas. It's much more respectable. Kids are great for love.

>>34902330
Yeah that's coming from a time and place where sexual arousal from breasts was considered paraphilia.

>>34902330
We must return to monke

>>34902350
Congratulations, your brain remembered a meme and shared it here with us.

Where are the tourists coming from?

>>34902366
I don't know

>>34902366
Stop samefagging to draw attention to your shitpost.

Report and ignore, ningen

>>34901723
>TFW you will never have a cheese-tasting party with a trio of rodent girls

Outgoing and aggressive girls with sharp teeth or quiet and shy girls with sharp teeth?

>>34902330
Based and Watson-pilled
>>34902358
>Citation needed

>>34902419
Uhm, cheesed to meet you?

>>34902340
The faggot that post is replying to doesn't seem to be talking about 2D. I remember the same shitposter has been here before, probably some butthurt faggot falseflagging, just report it.

>>34902421
>Being nibbled on by a variety-pack of girls with different personalities (all with sharp teeth and eager tongues)

>>34902421
Subservient and dutiful girls with sharp teeth.

>>34902421
Both. Bipolar antisocial girl with sharp teeth that hides her social ineptness with anger and bombast.

>>34902448
Me or him? I don't get the Loli thing, but I draw the line at people talking about actual children at >>34902300.

Fuck you, I don't need to see your posts at a court hearing in 5 years because Jonathan Greenblatt got mad I posted Nigger on /pol/ once. Keep it on /b/.

Mice are vermin and deserve strychnine.

>>34902450
Starts screaming like a maniac.

>>34901010
cute, but not sexy.

>>34902448
Fuck off. I love little kids like god above intended.

>>34902469
>Strict(ly)nine(inch incubus cock)

>>34902350
>>34902360
It's no coincidence that kakuen has such a slappable ass

Boob fat just gets in the way between you and her. That is why kids are best.

>>34902491
The perfect monster.

>>34902466
Obviously I meant "report the blatant shitposter talking about 3DPD", moron.

>>34902493
You can have small to flat chested adults

>>34900969

>>34902443
>Marry a cute Doormouse next door
>Turns out her best friends are a tomboy Hinezumi and a dommy goth Large Mouse
>All of them love exotic cheese and table snacks
>Go to the market and pick up $150 of cheese, cracker, caviar, pickles, hard sausage, mustard, and tinned seafood
>Eat a meal of delicacies and wash it all down with a Porto Vino '78
>I suggest a movie after dinner, but they just keep staring are me and licking their lips
>"We're still hungry, Anon~"
>Turns out my cute sleepy wife offered me for dessert

>>34902493
Can't get between you if its a part of her.

>>34902503
Now we can all report you lol.

Twitter is falling in love too with her.

>>34902547
Post proof

>>34902547
>twitter
Wow, who fucking cares.

Would you prefer to have a harem or for the harem to have you?

>>34902588
neither cause I want only one woman, my monster wife

GET HOUNDED

>>34902539
> Replying to a thread stating that you've reported or "saged" it, or another post, is also not allowed.
Which I haven't done, I've only told other people to report your shitposts. Better luck next time tard.

>>34902582
People.

>>34902588
Depends on the scenario.
I wouldn't mind a harem of dragons I've bested.

>>34902603
Subhumans you mean.

>>34902601
#3 ;3

Blue onis are best onis
>Can have drunk sloppy sex
>Can have sober lovey dovey sex
>Can have angry hate sex
>Can have sweaty after workout sex
>Can help the kids with their homework

>>34902620
Some. I couldn't actually see them. At least it shows that someone else whoever they are, noticed her sexiness. Like remember that guy who got a boner from Michelle from Full House and made a countdown timer for when the Olsen twind turned 18?

Yeahh...

Don't buy slime girl bathwater! It's a scam, that's not water but actual slime!

Have you considered the largest of foxes, the red fox?

>>34901010
I'm not convinced, post proof.

>>34902676
Is she thicc, that is my only question

>>34902674
This. At best your clothes melt, at worst you get age regressed into a kid.

>>34902676
>>34902698
She's a big doofus that deals in suspicious magical tools.

>>34902712
>turn into shota
is it permanent, asking for a friend of course

your monster girls are FAT

Obese even. Learn to fuck toddler monster girls.

>>34902588
Depends on the species in the harem.

>>34902728
Fat in all the right places

>>34902676
I have considered a big, THICK fox built more for the bedroom and childbearing that hardwork showing up in my humble court....all to the jealousy of my muscled bodyguards

What are some species for someone who enjoys big girls?

>>34902588
>Defeated by P'Orc horde
>Stripped, lashed with wrapping vegetable whips, and collared
>Made into communal husband/chef/pet of the whole band
>Slowly work my way up to chieftain as I best each member of the tribe in bed, starting from the cute kindly cook's assistant who's tent I share, to the overbearing and dominant Hound Master, to the sweet-tempered motherly camp physician and the fiery tomboy huntresses, all the way up to the proud and ferocious H'Orc herself, who I eventually demote to Chief Bed-Warmer/Royal Incubator/Head Wife

>>34902771
sandworm and kraken

>>34902771
Oni

>>34902724
You get small, but your cock stays big, which is nice. Although I understand you get really shy and unable to resist obeying any Monstergirls bigger than you. Also you have to live through your teen years again so that kinds sucks.

So, kikimora are mammal-bird blends, right? (usually canids?)
Are there different varieties correlating to different component species?
>Crow-coyote Kiki
>Raven-Wolf Kiki
>???
What's your favorite combo?

>>34902491
Day-o, day-o
Daylight come and we want go home
Day, is a day, is a day, is a day, is a day, is a day-o
Daylight come and we want go home
Work all night on a drink of rum
(Daylight come and we want go home)
Smack banana 'til the morning come
(Daylight come and we want go home)
Come Missus Monkegal, mogu me banana
(Daylight come and we want go home)
Come Missus Monkegal, mogu me banana
(Daylight come and we want go home)
Lift six foot, seven foot, eight foot bunch
(Daylight come and we want go home)
Six foot, seven foot, eight foot bunch
(Daylight come and we want go home)
Day, is a day-o
(Daylight come and we want go home)
Day, is a day, is a day, is a day, is a day, is a day-o
(Daylight come and we want go home)
A beautiful bunch of ripe banana
(Daylight come and we want go home)
Hide the deadly black tarantula
(Daylight come and we want go home)
Lift six foot, seven foot, eight foot bunch
(Daylight come and we want go home)
Six foot, seven foot, eight foot bunch
(Daylight come and we want go home)
Day, is a day-o
(Daylight come and we want go home)
Day, is a day, is a day, is a day, is a day, is a day-o
(Daylight come and we want go home)
Come Missus Monkegal, mogu me banana
(Daylight come and we want go home)
Come Missus Monkegal, mogu me banana
(Daylight come and we want go home)
Day-o, day-o
(Daylight come and we want go home)
Day, is a day, is a day, is a day, is a day, is a day-o
(Daylight come and we want go home)

>>34902821
Perfect, will take a couple and then wander into the part of town where all the big monster hags are

Cats are better than dogs. Have you ever seen one during a storm? The whiny lumberers cringe and hunch down. Based cats twitch for a second, then proceed with the ass licking.

>>34902798
Hmm yes.

>>34902844
I'll take one fox-phoenix kikimora, please

>>34901784
Based. I want an angel to hold me close and protect me from all the corrupt monsters and sinful human girls.

I wish we had sandworm sized oni

>>34902724
I mean even if wasn’t, what’s stopping a shotacon slime from shotafying you again whenever she wants? Hell what’s stopping her from regressing further just to reeducate you?

Why are black schlera so pretty?

>>34902880
>Pixie Oni

I need this in my life

>>34902917
No clue why, but it does look very nice.

Cats are better than horses. Have you ever seen one lose their shit over a mouse running past them? The whinnying lumberers flip out and spaz on everything with their dirt covered hooves. Based cats twitch for a second, then proceed with precise and compact ass whipping and possibly ass licking.

>>34902927
A smurf?

>>34902887
>Queen Slime Mistress shrinks you down into a tiny, weak, timid male who's constantly horny and tremblingly obedient to all her most depraved desires
>Feeds you a steady diet of her own slime
>Constantly refers to you as 'baby boy' and 'little mister' when wringing load after fat load out of your balls
>You've eaten so much of her sweet-and-sour slime it's started to mutate your body, your balls, tongue, eyes, and fingertips are slightly blue, your skins is super-sensitive (you can tolerate wearing anything on your skin, it itches too much), your cum is thick like blueberry yogurt, and you only seem to be able to cum when she lets you.

>>34902844
Stymphalian bird + dire wolf for a bulky and cute combat maid.

>>34902844
secretary bird+ fenrir

>>34902959
sounds nightmarish and evil

Cats are better than reindeer. Have you ever smelled one? They can't wipe. At least reindeer are better than yetis. Yetis will beat you and curse you and cheat you Sven.

>>34902973
She has a Nintendo tho and one of her bodies loves to play Smash, so that's nice

>>34902959
Wtf muh dick

>>34902927
As far as 2hus go, Suika's abilities are among the most vague. She can:
>Make herself tiny
>make many tiny copies of herself
>make herself titanic
>turn into mist
>multiple of the above at once
And it's all supposed to do with density manipulation.

Fortunately she pretty much only cares about drinking and having a good time.

How do I princess carry heavy snakes?

>>34903057
One, never call a lady heavy.
Two lift heavy

>>34903057
Get good

>>34902959
Do you think she would get upset if another slime broke in and tried to get a snack?

>>34903069
Heavy is a compliment
Fat bottomed girls make the rockin world go round.

>>34903169
That’s how poetic justice finds a FAT ass crushing your body for two weeks, amigo.
You are toying with emotions you should not.

>>34903169
trust me, you don't want to get fucked by an angry and heavy monster girl, lets just say I was almost smashed to bit by my wife ass

>>34903193
>That’s how poetic justice finds a FAT ass crushing your body for two weeks
God I wish

>>34903193
If I had more cheek than sense, I would go up to the largest monster girl who had the fattest ass and call her a fat ass that can't even catch me even if she used it

>>34903041
>drinking and having a good time.
I can roll with that.

>>34903218
>local greenworm bully is now a most wanted criminal for being mean to monster girls that can't catch him

>>34903226
FORTY BUCKS?

>>34901010
They are! just wish they were a little "thicker" in places.

>>34903057
It's like a normal princess carry, but you have to get her to cooperate by wrapping her tail around you several times and up over your shoulder. The coiling will secure most of the weight around you so you don't have to worry about arm and grip strength as much, you just have to be able to walk with hundreds of pounds of extra weight around you. It gets more difficult if she's embarrassed, the resulting squeeze will likely limit your oxygen intake.
Are you a bad enough dude to lift a lamia?

be careful around dark elves

>>34903228
do they have an ass?

>>34903057
like this

>>34903253
I think my bones would snap

It's not just a couple hundred extra pounds. It would be like having 3-4 extra mes

>>34903255
How so? The dark elf that comes into my McNuki's for coffee every morning is pretty nice. Always says thank you and makes smalltalk with me.

>>34903261
Damn, how angry would a snek be if you clarified that when you said "princess carry" you were referring to your forklift that you named princess?

>>34903258
they have a pretty substantial rear end

>>34903263
you should've drank more milk then, boy

>>34903253
I drink lots of milk, so yes

>>34903269
From mildly annoyed to fuming I can imagine. Spiders don't seem to mind.

which MG is best to help me with tax evasion?

>>34903299
Ghost

>>34903299
the one that makes you pay them as well

>>34903299
Skeletons

>>34903299
wurm is best girl for everything, this is a fact.

>>34902712
Is this a desert kingdom's propaganda picture? Because it's working.

I got fired from my farmhand job for fucking a sleeping weresheep, do I qualify for unemployment, also who do I contact about wanting to marry said weresheep if farm owner is refusing to reply?

>>34903345
Wurm is best at being annoying inserted into every conversation.

>>34903255
I don't have to worry about Delves, I'm not good slave material.

>>34903373
Take weresheep away at night. If anyone asks, it was a chupacabra.

>>34903373
are you Scottish by any chance?

>>34903422
No, I'm Welsh

>>34903440
Remember that proper nutrition of your livestock will cause them to be exceptionally 'healthy'

>>34903440
Damnned sheep shagger

>>34903379
same

>>34903253
>Happy little 'pophis

I love this pic so much

>>34903345
Can Wurms see why kids love the taste of Cinnamon Toast Crunch?

>>34903466
The smile is the best part of that pic. More art needs to be made of MGs smiling happily from ear to ear. Especially in wedding dresses.

>>34903440
>stare~

>>34903478
Hard second. The best part of marrying a Monstergirl (besides the horde of cute children) is how happy you can make her.

>>34903495
I wanna stare deep into Geiza's eye while I tell her I love her and want to spend the rest of my life with her

>>34903516
That would make her so hot you could fry an egg on her.

We have seen smol gazers....but what about large ones?
Give me a big, buff gazer that cackles with her sharkteeth.

>>34903609

Marrying foxes

>>34903615
Perfect, that's what I need right there.
Maybe a bit bulkier down the road but a good option for now

>>34903609
There's a buff gazer somewhere, but have a mama gazer for now.

>>34903632
I want to grab that chub

>>34903632
How many beam attacks will I face if I pinch her middle?

>>34903641
>>34903654

What do you do when your wife starts getting edgy and carries around a demonsilver scythe?

>>34903664
How do I get a momster Gazer?

>tfw have been shilling desert kingdoms for years
I hope they appreciate it once portals open.

>>34903622
Inseminating foxes.

>>34903675
When she eventually starts her edgy speech, put down her pants, put her on knees and spank her ass

What's more popular around here? Modern-day settings or fantasy/medieval-esque settings? Sci-fi?

>>34903725
the girl's far more important than any setting.

>>34903698
>fox so dumb she's still not sure if she's pregnant 9 months later

I can understand the appeal of the wife going soft once she becomes a mom, but I want her to remain chiseled like before, and that could set an example to our daughters.

>>34903725
Fantasy > Modern > Scifi for me

>>34903744
She might be dumb but I love her.

>>34903748
It is just gonna take sometime and mamanobamana will it make it so if you wish

>>34903756
I appreciate her transition from lusty vixen to lazy layabout pre marriage and post marriage.
I want an apophis like that.

Good night Anons, take care and don't burn down the thread.

Instead, welcome the warm weather for mothmen are about and looking to show off the moth mofu

>>34903788
Need me some moffu

>>34903796
Shortstack moffus
Big and busty onemoffus
Buff moffus to give you the snug moffu hug

>>34903796
the clinical term for moth mofu is pofu

>>34903796

I'm gonna give my wife octuplets, and nothing is gonna stop me!

>>34903796
>>34903833

>>34900969

>>34903839
How does one get with the mothest

>>34901900
I need a status report on that.

>>34900969
Newfren here, I'm just here because I want to read about the different types of MG since I'm weird. Where do I find a list of the different types, couldn't find them in the links but maybe I'm retarded.

>>34903872
there's a wiki

>>34903872
Look up the Monster Girl Encyclopedia wiki.

What do I do for monstergirls that are more monster than girl? Are there VNs or manga that delve into this? Am I doomed to subsist on tiny scraps and mere single-page images like pic related?

>>34903862
Am workin on the story first and it will be 15 pages with the cover and authors note

>>34903872
Never mind I'm retarded. Carry on anons.

>>34903872
>>34903896
So... what's your favorite so far?

>>34903872
>newfriend
remember to consider greenworms when looking at the entries

>>34903762
Good, I love her the way she is and the kids will be happy with a big and strong mommy.

>>34903907
Those are some big wings, but I still don't know if they are enough to make something with a similar weight to a human fly. Maybe Griffons have hollow bones?

How do Ushi-Oni compare to actual oni in terms of strength?

>>34903975
What even is that expression?

>>34903967
Are you calling her heavy?

>>34901784
Angels are just humans with wings on them.

>>34904008
Yes.

>>34904008
She's so heavy.
And cue the guitar riff

>>34903983
Angry lust

>>34903983
>This is beneath me
>But I'm also horny

>>34904094
Ah, the elven gambit.

>>34904111
Have lots of mutual hatesex with elves.

>>34904136
I want to be raised by elves

>>34904136
>When she calls you sub-elven scum mid-orgasm

>>34904140
Luckly that can be done at any age.

>>34904136
>finish tearing into each other
>lay in each others arms for a few minutes
>she tells you to get out of her house and stop stinking up the place with your human stench
>you call her a knife-eared cunt and remind her that she invited you over
>fight progresses out into the hall, you storm off to your apartment
>two days later she's knocking on your door again

>>34904141
>tell her you hope she likes giving birth to sub-elven scum halfbreeds, because she's going to be doing it a lot more often from now on
>she orgasms even harder

>>34904151
Reguras milf are fukin amazing

>>34904151
Yeah but then you have to raise her

>>34904180
Guess I might as well post the translation for >>34904151

>>34904180
Fair trade

>>34904058
Slow, gentle stomach bulging

Why does an older monster girl allure me so much?

>>34904242
I need an older wurm in my life like I need O2 to breathe

Do monsters have time to shower/bathe despite the amount of sex they have? Imagine how stinky a demon lolis cunny must be from getting cummed inside of 24/7 by a based chad.

>>34904267

>>34903872
Remember to play Monster Girl Quest in Hard Mode

>>34904265
Mamonomana makes their skin soft and clear which is likely due to fortifying it and cleaning it out. So they'd be fine. I assume most monster girls would love soap play though

>>34904312
Especially Cancers.

>>34904326
I wonder if a cancer would be upset if I came in her little crab eyes

What would happen if you break danced for a monster girl?

>>34904434
A wurm would think you are trying to court her with a mating dance

>>34903907
Think you posted her anon. Apophis are neat too. Still a lot more reading to go though.

>>34904475
great taste, anon.

>>34904510
gradient hair beckons to me

>>34904475
Thoughts on wurm?

>>34904049
Wait heavy? I thought you said she was https://youtube.com/watch?v=eXiwYUCe_bY
Never mind.

KC just talked about a possible Locust MG, she swarms and entire village and all unmarried men diappear when they leave.

>>34904546
heh, that's a funny thought. Imagine the amount of competition within the swarm.

>>34904475
Very based

>>34904562
I bet they're "cannibals" and try to yuri each other to tire out their competition.

>>34904546
we need more bugs, also reptiles

>>34904546
He's also talked about a possible yandere fox. I'm not buying it until we see it done.

Is it safe to meet up in real life with a monster you met in an online game?

>>34904596
I would, if she told me she was old

>>34904522
In short, I like how you think.

>another day of running from monsters on your walking route back home from work
>your home is filled with a black cloud of smoke that slowly clears out from the breeze
>this creature's just chilling on your couch using your dishware and eating a sandwich from your fridge
>"nice place nigga"
What do

>>34904621
Tell her to stop smoking or ya gonna kill me and ask her to sit on my face

>>34904621
JAM IT IN

>>34904621
I mean their gimmick is that you don't react all that much and just roll with it.

>>34904621
>rent is 3 daughters, ya ready to pay up?

>>34904614
What if she claims to be young but is actually an old hag?

>>34904621
Sleep on the street in a wine bowl

>>34904546
>Locusts
>Mucus toad
>Lava golem
>Beezlebub
>Khepri
>Holstaur
Time to start my plague harem

>>34904644
I would ask her how music is shit and wait to hear about the good old days of beethoven, bach, and the others and how music is too simple

>>34904475
What are some of your least favorites so far?

>>34904655
which one takes your firstborn?

>>34904614
>>34904644
>get worried that the delectable hag you're talking to might be a catfish
>and not the mermaid kind
>your phone vibrates
>"Hello, Anonymous. I simply can't wait for our titillating's rendezvous. I'll have the Nintendo warmed up for you!"
>breath a sigh of relief and get ready to motorboat her sagging tits

Imagine yandere doppelgänger, replaces everyone nearby with themself.

>>34904621
Go with the flow and see what happens. If she decides to stay I guess I got my wife, if she leaves and doesn't come back then I might get a little sad but I'll move on.

>>34903872
Read it like the Bible. An entry or two at night before bed instead of the whole thing in one go

>>34904670
what sort of result does the cat detector return on catfish?

Imagine some loli monsters pretend to be old knowing you wont be able to tell the difference between a old one and one that’s actually as young as they look.

>>34904669
im pretty sure the goat does

>>34904669
Rumplestiltskin

What kind of monsters would you use as a daki?

>>34904684
Easy, ask whats the traditional wedding ceremony

>>34904701
This one

>>34904705
Imagine some dude loving a greenworm, when she becomes a Papillon he sees it as a downgrade.

>>34904701
Not really into the sabbath girls but a cuddly witch does sound kind of comfy.

>>34904701
Bogey

>>34904721
According to KC, if a guy really really loves her as a Greenworm, she'll stay one. In her mind "No metamorphosis needed, I am ripe for breeding as is".

>>34904667
Anybody too small. Not a loli man.
And the Greenworm. Sorry anon >>34903916 that shit scares me.

>>34904728
Why chose a witch when you could just cuddle with one of your daughters? You DO plan on having children with your waifu, right?

>>34904678
>she blew a 0.5, sir
>hmm... book her
>we'll sort her out at the station
And then the officer got dragged into the cell with a 300 pound strongfat catfish mermaid and got sorted out.

Would I be a hag magnet if I dressed and acted as I was from the victorian era

>>34904745
Understandable. Glad you're liking monster girls so far.

God I fucking love desperate CCs

>>34904750
You'd be a hag magnet if you drank a shotification potion.

>>34902942
Cats are better than pixies and oni. When have you ever heard a cat replace words with smurf? Never because that is lame and gay. Only gold hungry or just hungry wizards want pixies and onis.

>>34904753
Seething greenworm claws typed this post through gushing tears.

>>34904762
Where can I get those, then?

>>34904765
While drinking wight claws

>>34904684
>anon thinks he’s shacking up with a powerful 1000 years old loli monster girl
>she’s actually as inexperienced as you can get
>one day while doing boring housework, anon has a revelation
>”Hey, you have super strong magic, right?”
>”Uhh... yeah! Of course I do!”
>”Nice, so you can just snap your fingers or whatever and take care of this laundry, right?”
>she boldly steps up to the dirty clothes
>but she’s panicking on the inside, she only knows four beginner spells
>waves her hands about, trying to get the gestures right for casting
>she succeeds on her third try
>a tiny spout of water appears in the air and splashes onto the laundry
>”W-well, that’s all I’m willing to do for you until you prove yourself, you’ll have to meet me halfway, you know!”
>while anon puts the slightly damp laundry in the washing machine and wonders what he can do to show that he’s worthy of her talents, she’s desperately rummaging through her stuff trying to find the contact info for the local bapho to get advice

>>34904769
I hear Dark Mages make a lot of them, but they'll often ask male customers to sample the goods before purchase. That's done in the back room.

>>34904774
>WightClaw
Hehe, thanks for reposting my meme

>>34904754
Oh, to be at the woman dragon association drinking party.

>>34904701
Big soft blue oni girl

Familiars are the coolest loli monster.

>>34904789
Can i make my own, then?

>>34904765
Silly anon, she can't type with those big claws.

>>34904801
They're also the cutest and second most squishable.

>>34904805
>she
has no style

>>34904811
>she has no grace

>>34904798
Is it only for single dragons? I bet my wife would love to go. She's got a friend who worships Bacchus, and they got the good shit.

>>34904815
>this greenworn has a FUNNY face

>>34904743
>greenworm wife
>papillon daughter
Kind of funny to think about.

>>34904798
Time to crash it and kiss a hag on the lips

My collarbone area got sunburnt and I want a mamano to appreciate my (future) tanlines

>>34904801
Hire one as a clown for a party.

>>34904788
anon starts learning magic to impress her, quickly surpasses her ability.

>>34904827
>"Well sweetie, this is my mom, I've wanted you to meet her"
>It's a Greenworm with an apron on holding a casserole
>"Mweh"
>Confused boyfriend face
>"You're joking right?"

What is the best dramatic entrance a dragon can make?

>>34904701
Fox.
Of any variety, really.

>>34904899
Crashing thorugh a wall

>>34904899
FFX bahamut summon with rock music

>mg thread on /x/
>it gets hijacked by a you know who faggot
Man they infest everywhere these days. Almost rather have furries, at least they're easy to spot

>>34904798
>offer your hand to the dragon who wins the drinking contest
>blackout drunk dragon wakes up next to you confused with fuzzy memories and warm feelings

>>34901028
Is the trollhusband wearing a flower for a tie? Or is it a collar?

>>34904924
We're the last bastion then. We must secure the existence of monstergirl smut and a future for monster waifu cutesy.

>>34904924
Why the fuck do they do this

>>34904956
Crippling autism

>>34904721
What if it end up like in Bug’s Life where she looks the same but has wings?

>>34904956
Can't create anything of their own so they need to subvert and corrupt what people with souls make

Which between Ku and Cait sith do you find to be more palatable?

>>34904994
Then we'll get Gremlin-chan to hook her up with a jetpack

>>34905013
Cyber Greenworm the next evolution

>>34905012
Cu.
More capable as assistants/familiars, and ironically Caits are kinda bitches.

>>34905012
I like the kittie cat

>>34905028

Cant handle a itty bitty kitty anon?

>>34905101
Why bother when the pups are good-natured?

>>34902588
I need more group pictures like this.
A group of Kunoichi with different colored outfits, poses and weapons.
A group of Kakuen of various sub-species, from smol Lemur Kakuen to buff Gorilla kakuen.
Or a bunch of Automatons that can combine together to form one BEEG Automaton.

Lich-san's Apprentice Anon is finally being praised!

baphos are a little too young looking JC sabbath when?

>steals your potions

>>34905246
What's the catch here? Is it that she won't give them back unless you let her make out with you?

>>34905254
You'll have to let her steal your virginity too

>>34905314
No! I'm saving it for nightshade paolumu!

>>34905202
I just suggested she reverse the polarity

>>34905345
>Instead of trying to bring the dead back to life... We bring the living back to death! It all makes sense!

>>34905350
Oops, I guess it’s time to banish Mrs. Lich and her assistant to Pandemonium.
What a shame

>>34905246
Cute, but porforever's chamelon girl is cuter!

>Try to read some monster girl books from Amazon
>theyre hilariously one dimensional and feel like they're being written by soulless businesses (considering the incredible speed at which they release 100K word books, that's probably not a stretch)
>despite having super basic stories and characters, they get decent ratings and high book sales

Alright, I feel like I'm being challenged to step in and dab on this niche. I'll write something with sovl and report back in six months to tell you how it went

>>34905202
>I just put some extra spice in lunch, it's not that big a deal.

>>34905460
If you get discouraged just go to the OP Mega and read some fan stories there, they are all pretty good. I recommend the stuff written by LLLUU/LukaLuu, Amoeba, and Magus.

>>34905460
Methinks every single writer here can and probably should just dump their stuff as e-books for norms to buy and give them dosh. Don't tryhard, don't study the market, don't let that shit get to you head; just copypaste everything from your pastebin/whatever into a epub. format, slap a semi-related, semi-decent art as a cover (commission it at most) and have bros here give you thumbs up while golems over there give you easy bux.

>>34905202
but all I did was shout "fuck"

>>34905460
You would be surprised how many shitbooks gets self published on there.
Like half our write fags are better than them.
Of course, it's also well known that a lot of them are just abusing the system to make a quick buck. It's a long story but essentially, if you can get a book on there and enough likes and you spam the free book keys you get, you get the money for those free keys even if nobody ever bought your book.

Technically speaking a guy who fucks an automaton is still a virgin as fucking one is like fucking an onahole, a fruit, etc.

Cute abominations.

>>34905659
Why is her bra connected to her head?

>>34905663
Curious creature.

>>34905659
>Automaton has unicorn.DLL installed on her
>Concludes that her husband is a permanent virgin as long as he only fucks her since it doesn't really count
>Just ever fuck her if your not a virgin since that will make her install Bicorn.DLL.