/jp/ - Otaku Culture

I want to fuck the dog

I really, really love my clown wife !!

今日もかわいい〜

I will marry this menhera.

>>35016981
t. nousacuck

Friend...

towa

>Ctrl+W
>"Friend"
>Zero results
Sad...

pekoーら大好き

No Rushia shitting in this thread onegai

>>35017087
Miss you onyon...

I love Fubuki!

How do you escape this predicament, /hlg/?

i miss haachama

Friend

I miss Toyotomi Hiedyoshi...

>1 more Sakunahime stream remaining
Watame...

>>35017099
Not even 6 posts in and you already ruined the thread.
Fucking kill yourself SEA

Sora Love!

>>35017106
fake news

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=engsSJdN8-E&t=6623s
holos with this feel?

>>35017087
Kirito is my favorite Holo!

Is there any guide on how to get to have sex with a holo?

>>35016224

SMILE

towa love moona

What do you do to support your oshi?

>>35017134
IM GOING

Cute friends!

>>35017113
Unfortunately I'm around the same height as Coco so this can never happen to me.
We need an even bigger holo.

>>35017127
poka kill yourself. rushia is other person now. she's 31 and lonely

>>35017113
Ye old faithful

>>35017137
>yes coco single
now is my chance

きｔらあああ

>>35017130
Same

May superchats

>JP
Rushia - $169,140
Coco - $115,485
Lamy - $95,610
Pekora - $85,029
Marine - $79,774
Kanata - $79,375
Matsuri - $68,785
Watame - $65,431
Subaru - $48,747
Nene - $48,489
Ayame - $46,462
Miko - $41,638
Aki - $41,286
Aqua - $38,809
Flare - $38,323
Towa - $38,313
Korone - $36,645
Mio - $31,611
Fubuki - $31,248
Okayu - $28,338
Botan - $28,033
Sora - $26,932
Suisei - $25,661
Noel - $24,620
Shion - $22,878
Mel - $22,814
Luna - $20,612
Roboco - $19,811
Haato - $17,305
Polka - $15,817
AZKi - $5,949
Choco - $1,752

>EN
Kiara - $106,112
Ina'nis - $92,989
Gura - $69,728
Calliope - $48,307
Amelia - $43,490

>ID
Ollie - $11,511
Reine - $9,457
Anya - $4,550
Risu - $1,789
Moona - $1,588
Iofi - $1,512

>STARS
Roberu - $9,654
Oga - $6,743
Arian - $5,955
Rikka - $4,121
Tenma - $3,836
Izuru - $3,097
Shien - $2,727
Miyabi - $1,902
Astel - $1,794
come get your fresh numbers

Hololive needs more sluts

holos for this feel?

>>35017141
Digital merch

Rockbros

PAPERCHADS ASSEMBLE

Unlucky gacha...

>Ctrl+F
>"Furry"
>One results
Sad...

Rockbros...

ROCKKEKS

>>35017137
>towa love moona
>oh watame lamy big post
>kanata hate polka

Rockeks! Roru roru

>>35017117
>>35017127

>>35017175
*purr*

>>35017159
>Polka - $15,817
How can she afford her burgers like this?

https://litter.catbox.moe/yz1ygn.mp4
pekor is fast

>>35017175
Furriend!

She'll come back any minute now, right??

>>35017175
Friend's furry phase is still less creepy than A-chan's "I masturbated to Yoshi shitting out eggs as a child"

Can I get a pog pog dance?

>>35017159
Everyone who makes less money than EN should graduate.

>>35017159
>Polka lower than Haachama and Roboco
LOOOL

>>35017211
She is the numberfag supreme, after all

みこちに出会えてから毎日が幸せです！

>Watame 632 hours
>Pekora 579 hours
>Miko 562 hours
>Coco 560 hours
>Flare 550 hours

Why do they stream so much?

>>35017220
https://files.catbox.moe/nbuwy7.mp4

>I bought a Pikachu choco cake

>>35017235
they love you anon

>>35017120
I just saw the SC screen, she's still not finished?

>>35017161
Someone called Aloe was about to become one, but we went full anti against her because she bad mouthed nijichads and we made her quit.

holos with this feel

>>35017226
Imagine losing your spot in Bakatare to someone like this. Oh wait, you don't have to imagine.

>>35017220
https://files.catbox.moe/ferg2o.mp4

>>35017235
>Watame 632 hours
Reminder this is the year when Watame has taken more breaks than usual

>>35017211
Which stream is this?

I love my oshi very much!! She loves you too, Anon!!

/holos with this feel/i;stub:no;boards:jp

>>35017249

>>35017251
It wasn't even a Bakatare monhun collab today, Watame literally said so in her stream

I won't fuck the dog
I won't love your clown wife
I won't marry the menhera
I won't submit to Mel
I won't join the membersheep
I won't smile
I won't go
I won't leave a high rating
I won't love hags
I won't ctrl+w Friend
I won't misspell Towa's name
I won't avoid replying to bait
I won't do my reps
I won't take my meds
I won't watch streams

simple as

んなあああああ

>>35017235
>less than 100 hours in 5 months
Why is this acceptable?

>>35017235
>Lamy 457
Weird I figured she would be higher.

>>35017261
Yeah, it's basically a thinly-veiled excuse to post offtopic shit at this point.

>>35017258
Akiposter did you get the merch? If so, I am very jealous

>>35017272
They get a free pass because they're young and retarded

>>35017235
I imagine they actually give a fuck.

>>35017235
Jesus I didn't know Coco had so many hours

>>35017268
>Watame said
Sure, anon.

>>35017208
>>35017215
>>35017218
don't

>>35017217
The day after tomorrow, just trust me.

>>35017294
She did though

>>35017282
Which one??

nepolabo love

>>35017273
Isn't she more of a 2x2h person than 1x5h+?

>>35017300
It's cute

>A hag eating a Pokemon cake at 5am in her room while streaming

nye

>>35017316
living the good life

>>35017322
Miko...

>>35017172
Coco made her cry today.

>>35017113
wrong face
remember, no gachikoi

Watame's enjoying herself too much. Time to tell her my pregnant wife was killed in a car wreck while rushing to the hospital to say goodbye to her dying mother who had just woke up from a 10 year coma.

>>35017303
Well, why does what she said matter if she isn't a part of it anymore? That's what I meant by the last post, but I guess I have to spell it out.

>>35017311
True also doesn't count the princess connect stuff as well and stuff like that did.

>>35017306
https://hololive.booth.pm/items/3011221

This one, unless there is something else I am not aware of

Towa...

>>35017356
Towa...

I CANT TAKE THIS ANYMORE WHERE IS AQUA???

Towa...

>>35017312
no it's not

>>35017356
Toi...

You are all extremely gay.

>>35017348
Oh, yes!! I thought you meant if merch arrived...!!

I need more Holos body swapping their bodies, It's fun and everyone loves it.

>>35017368
She got locked out of her apartment and instead of calling the maintenance guy, she is just waiting for her door to open on its own

>>35017322
faq migo

>>35017368
In Tokio.

>>35017368
She fell into the toilet and drowned

Subaru's breath smells REALLY bad.

Post more depressing hololive pictures.

>>35017248
>all those lies
Newfag

>>35017399
it's because she sucked Pekora's toes

>>35017408
inb4 someone posts Smile & Go's views

>>35017419
I want pictures of a holo grieving over the corpse of another holo.

>>35017419
That shitty video has views?!

>>35017159
Hello? Choco schizo? it finally happened, AZKi made more money than Choco for a entire month.
WHERE ARE YOU

Pekora is the turbo whore of hololive.

>>35017091
I really, really love your clown wife !!

>>35017435
Chocoschizo died from the 'rona...

Ayunda Risu more like Fuckyounda Fucksu HAHAHAHAHAHAH

>>35017261
/^\w+ (with|for) this feel\??$/i might be better.

remember this?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=leIRKFjPVPc

Teeth.

>>35017477
it's already been 4 months since she uploaded that...

>>35017465
Oi don't take my name in vain like that

>>35017484
fangs..

>>35017408

>>35017159
What the fuck Omaruza you only donated 800 dollars this month? Step it up!

>>35017515

>>35017543
there they are
cute

>>35017120
So has she been rejecting FBK and Flare's collab invitation for this (and sand shifting streams)?

Somebody posted the mknk appearance in a stream last thread so I listened to it. Here's what my N99 ass could make out, so take everything with a grain of salt.

>streamer playing with fans
>mknk calls in
>they act all formal
>streamer puts up a pic of her face on screen with her approval
>streamer gets horny and starts flirting with her and says creepy shit
>mknk wants to play in a duo with the streamer but doesn't mind if somebody else joins
>more creepy comments from streamer
>die in round one early, go for a second round
>dropping from plane, streamer can see the female model's panties
Shit translations of snippets from their conversations:
streamer: "can you close your legs?"
mknk: "hmm will/can I?"
streamer: "My driving is kinda wild. Do you like wild boys, mknk?"
mknk: "...yes i do"
streamer: "when you get married, do you want to live in a mansion or a house?"
mknk: "whichever is fine"
>guy finds a bed and asks mknk to take a break with him on the bed
>guy acts all pervy over the maid model
>finds car
streamer: "finding such a cute girl like you is rare (?) I'm not joking"
mknk: "you're cool (かっこいい)"
>more cringe flirting attempts from the guy
streamer: "I want to be a pro gamer. Do you like guys who are good at games?"
mknk: "yes I like them a lot"
>guy asks who she likes from One Piece. she answers Ace.
>they die, get cut off from talking to eachother because of it
>guy ends the stream, chat calls him creepy

Listen to it yourself if you want and correct me. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=engsSJdN8-E&t=5781s

>>35017222
Only Rushia and Coco in hololive then?

>>35017159
>Korone - $36,645
>Mio - $31,611
>Fubuki - $31,248
>Okayu - $28,338

It's nice that the gamers are finally together

>Pekora's constant sniffles during the FFX ending
To be fair, even I teared up during the last cutscene

>>35017159
>Anya - $4,550
How

>>35017408

>>35017159
I don't watch IDs, but ID2 are making more than I expected. I knew zombie makes a lot every months (relatively compared to other IDs), but Anya and Reine are doing quite well too. That's a surprise seeing how their streams normally only get few hundreds to ~2-3k viewers at most IIRC

Watame is crying bros...

>>35017113
Yell rape to distract her and then go for the boob pinch.

why does watame cry over everything

>>35017575
Homo debuff, she should be making six times that amount

>>35017623
WATAME LOVE

>>35017627
Oh man she's just like me

I see hearts.

pocket pussy

>>35017269
BECOME LAMY

Is Ayame dumb?

Oh look, Watame is crying again.
I give her 2 months tops before she has a legit breakdown and management forces her to take an actual break.

>>35017282
yes I will, anon!

>>35017653
is this screenshot from 2009 with your flip phone

>>35017653
>eigo
Are you dumb?

>>35017172
>>35017334
https://streamable.com/zojcid

>wake up
>see this
what do

>>35017448
She really is lovely, dear friend.

>>35017562
>>streamer puts up a pic of her face on screen with her approval
>>streamer gets horny and starts flirting with her and says creepy shit
the only bit of interest for the mahoto narrative is around here where as far as i can make out he's just saying that, unlike mahoto who is a dick, he's a nice guy while mknk giggles. chat seems to think that mknk and mahoto are involved in some way prior to this though

んなっ

>>35017665
Penetrate

>>35017664

>>35017591
Reine has streamed 468 hours already this year. The amount she streams might help.

>>35017591
Only a few hundred to a couple thousand viewers actually matter in terms of making superchat money, everyone else is just fluff. Memberships, merchandise, and concert tickets are a bit broader because more people are willing to pay real money when they receive something directly in return but only a very specific type of person will throw money at you just for existing.

>>35017665
this

>>35017113

>>35017654
You don't understand Japanese and just shitpost based off of stuff you read in this thread.

>>35017680
So you're telling me that i'm special?

>>35017664
Imagine the salt if she got 3 in one roll

>>35017678
It helps that Reine is actually the best streamer of ID, she isn't a sperg like Ollie and actually streams a variety of stuff.

>>35017664
zhangbros tasukete

>>35017691

>>35017690
She already did pull 3 SSR support cards in one ten roll the last time she streamed uma musume.

>>35017664
Did she say anything about it?

>>35017689
In a sense, yes.

Shuba...

Luna is playing the train game again...

>>35017620
CUTE

>>35017506

>>35017703
>>35017690
>>35017664
>>35017172
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mw4BtzVq1Qg&ab_channel=HololiveOmnifariousHololiveOmnifarious
Some people are luckchads and some are born lucklets. There no changing this ever or fixing it sadly because it is a fixed stat when you are born.

>>35017707
>photoshopped

>>35017707

https://files.catbox.moe/7kt2h6.webm

Pekora realizes what must be done.

>>35017664
Kanata was beating Coco up all evening for this.

If you ever put money into a gacha game, you are clinically retarded

>>35017733
Friend...

Why is Rushia such a whore?

>>35017733

>>35017746

>>35017623
Someone please reset the counter.

>>35017745
kaichou...

>>35017087
https://files.catbox.moe/f4rht4.webm

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0BRSRenIc7s
>this has over 1 million views
what the fuck LMAO
how horny is everyone

>>35017777
Horny rules the world

>>35017733
How is that even possible, how did non of them just fall in from her literally dropping a ball in there?

>>35017777
very

>>35017777
Don't look what's Okayu's most viewed content besides Covers.

>>35017746
I did but then I stopped. Does that mean I'm cured?

Reminder:
https://files.catbox.moe/tm2any.webm

>>35017777
>horny
Bitch I need this to sleep

>>35017764
Kanata's justified this time. And to think it was her who said Coco should definitely do this stream...

>>35017578
Was this the one where Choco overslept?

Watame is talking about Haachama...

>>35017746
Never need to, I always pull what I want with free shit on like the first or second pull.

>>35017269
you will get cat ears
you will get megane
you will be a furry

>>35017815
>free shit
>this is the PAID gacha
wheres my unlimited bait works picture

>>35017814
what did she say

>>35017828
Sorry anon I don't have it. I decided to roll the paid gatcha this year becuase I wanted the squid.

>>35017159
>Rushia does nothing for a month
>here's your 60k bucks sweetie
Not fair.

>>35017733
Ok, this was actually funny and based

>>35017809
Yeah, and Kanata went on to play alone while four other holos were having a spontaneous collab (I think it was the one with Coco and Watame) and laughing at her showing in the kill log over and over again.

>>35017870
She has streamed 492 hours this year, so not really.

It's ALWAYS SEA
https://vtdata.info/youmitoru?a=UC_VK1gVmdNgjzKf7gfjFZJw

>>35017733
it only got funny at the suisei part.

Why hasn't Polka graduated yet?

>>35017722
my favorite! I guess it shows she really liked that game. as long as she's having fun I don't mind

what does lycoris03radiata's armpits smell like?

>>35017899
She is too big

>>35017870
Bro are you fucking dumb
She literally streams 3-5 hours consistently always reading SC.

>>35017886
She might as well have sleep those 492 hours.

>>35017886
400 hours of superchat reading

>>35017089
Oh. Is that Tuesday already?

>>35017089
me too

weird this thread is too fucking clean bros

>itunes oh buy OK!

>yagoo will never hold you like this
Why even live....

Do I count as chinese if I was born in the US and speak canto?

>one anon says he doesn't want people to shit on Rushia
>cue the clown fiesta
Why are you like this?

>>35017886
>>35017914
>blah blah blah blah
>here's your huge fat load of money sweetie
She could at least come up with interesting content like Watame.

Elite Miko https://youtu.be/LTWU4bb5gRw

>>35017953
It's not even that bad

Don't watch Towa

>>35017953
Pretty sure it's a chink

i am so fucking jelly mad

>>35017962
>15 hours

>>35017983
Towa...

BIG

>>35017983
Me on the bottom left

>>35017983
>>35017983
masketta man........

SHE DOESN'T FUCKING SMOKE YOU RETARDED TROGLODYTES

>>35018006

>>35018006
>tabako time

>>35018014
>>35018015
tabakomind

>>35018006
Towa...

>>35017953
I make a conscious decision not to talk about streams I'm watching unless someone else brings them up first because I don't want to invite shitposting about the holos I like.
Also, despite the fact that she's shit on in basically every single thread, I never defend my favourite holo.

Still somehow better than /vt/ though.

>>35018006
Next thing you’ll try to tell me is her name is Towa

>>35018032
Towa...

>>35017776
I heat that heart pupils are such a weakspot for me

UUUUUUUUUUUUUOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

>>35018032
keep deluding yourself, this place is full of hate and only shit on holos.

>>35018032
You're probably right, if you don't have the critical mass for chatposting it may be not worth it, and defending a holo is only worth it if you can clearly shut down the other side.
/vt/ just doesn't watch streams.

>>35018006
donta...

>>35017776
That's cute, she should do more of this and less of her hellspawn abominations of drawings.

>>35018061
Almost all the hate here is you faggot raiders.

What's the loudest/angriest yell Pekora's done? Is this it?
https://files.catbox.moe/j7mugc.webm

>>35017575
indogen2 explicitly told their countrymen to fuck off
gen 1 had forced pandering to them last month apparently

>>35018063
>and defending a holo is only worth it if you can clearly shut down the other side
So never?

Watame you haven't read almost any superchats in these 2 hours

>>35018061
>and only shit on holos.
First of all, learn english
Secondly it doesnt matter how much you shitpost, i'm never leaving and never going to stop discussing holos.

>>35018006
Towawa...

>>35017870
God I wish I were a cute Japanese woman

Post it.

The shark is getting ready for DMC3 again. Wasn't Flare going to play through the entire series? Come on...

Aqua...

>>35018105
Please at least watch the stream...

You don't even watch streams.

>>35017665
I just wanna rest my face on her feet

>>35018126
Still waiting for Subaru to continue too

>>35018108
hurr durr grammar
go neck urself, i'll speak in my broken english as much as i like

>>35018104
When someone digs their own grave with bullshitting a lot you can come in with timestamps and proof and bury them, but that isn't a very common occurrence.

>>35018125

Even if Korone came back would anyone even watch her

>>35018160
Who?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IdGluTSHOZo

Imagine being Noel and finally finding a job that isn’t just strangers perving over your boobs and then you get a cow costume.

>>35018172

>>35018172
>>35018182
Would read

>>35018127
Agua....

>>35018006
>SHE DOESN'T FUCKING SMOKE
Umm excuse me but I have visual proof

>>35018180

>>35017113

>>35018180
She accepted it already.

>>35018125

>>35018192
She's just holding it, it doesn't prove anything...

>>35018168

Towa would smoke newports

>>35018210
Made me chuckle.

>>35018147
very cute

>>35018151
Schizo don't care about facts

>>35018151
that's because 90% of this thread doesn't know a lick of japanese and relies on live translators or clips to understand talk in streams

>>35018201
Big sheeps...

>>35018212
Anon if you find someone looking with that face at a dildo, then you'd think he really likes that dildo right?

>>35018201
I love the hituji's hitujis

>>35018212
>>35018244
she's just happy to return the lost cigarettes to their owner

>>35018180
She bought the cow outfit herself, I think she is happy with her boobs at this point. Probably helped how every girl in hololive lust over her boobs so much making her feel better about them.

>>35018229
But proving them wrong mean that no one will believe their bullshit

>>35018256
Why would anybody besides other schizos believe them in the first place?

>>35018260
>When you order a beer that's larger than your date's head

this shit has already been addressed

>>35018244
She's happy she found something to blackmail another holo with which will backfire spectacularly. There can be any number of explanations, we need the smoking barrel to be sure.

Where the fuck are my Apex streams??

>>35018269
That's when she started...

>>35017087
Female Kirito than isn't Nose...

>>35018269
I miss this so much

>>35018284
What about female Nose?

>>35018143
I doubt Subaru will ever get to the others. If she ever played through 1, she'd probably be stuck forever.

>>35018269
Watame said in one of her members streams that she though that Towa looked pretty cool when smoking cigarettes at their takoyaki party.

Astel is a piece of shit. Dude claims to accept criticism from fans on things, but when someone actually decided to criticize his APEX gameplay he got super petty, defensive, and passive aggressive. I suppose like fans are really like their oshi.

Is Aqua's or Korone's situation worse? Korone has more stuff going on but she's fairly normal mentally so she can adjust to hardship better

>>35018307
Calm down Xanek, it's just a game

>>35018326
Aqua...

How long is button away for?

>>35017134
Oh my...

>>35018322
>Korone
>fairly normal mentally
Oh, uh, yeah! Sure.

>>35018326
The phrase “it’s just a game” is such a weak mindset. You are ok with what happened, losing, imperfection of a craft. When you stop getting angry after losing, you’ve lost twice. There’s always something to learn, and always room for improvement, never settle.

>>35018326
not Xanek, I just have a problem with people behaving like that.

>>35018336
https://twitter.com/shishirobotan/status/1399750868849676288
And had a mengen today.

>>35018348
>>35018326
>>35018307
Wrong fucking thread

>only halfway through the superchats
YAB

>>35018362
Good

>>35018362
The sheer power of this sheep.

>>35018032
>Still somehow better than /vt/ though.
No not really

>>35018362
>reads supacha for hours every day
>shitton of streaming hours
>isn't even high on the earnings list
Explain yourselves, she's clearly doing something wrong.

>>35018399
she loves us

>>35018399
Her content is not interesting

That's like someone digging a hole 12 hours a day it's hard work but who cares

>>35018362
It's why she is the queen of hours put in.

>>35018399
She needs to cry MORE often

>>35018399
>isn't even high on the earnings list
But she is though? What have you been smoking?

>>35018361
UWU DON'T LOOK

>>35018144
>hurr durr
People who use this are usually very mean

>>35018201
I want to make her cry during sex

>>35018405
It depends on what type of hole it is, and what shape, and what depth, and whether it has Towa in it

I want a big sis like Botan

>>35018405
Explain why there are 4.5k people watching her read superchats then you absolute spastic.

How do I watch Watame's streams and not feel sad at the same time?

>>35018409
Is that comic sans

>>35018424
I want to be her son who fucks her

>>35018427
Yes

>>35018405
Just read some of the superchats, you will know

>>35018425
She's a cute sheep that's nice to listen to but it doesnt make you go crazy over her

>>35018424
I want Botan to molest me too, anon

>>35018438
you'd just end up being the bottom

>>35018032
We have schizos, they don't watch even clips and just operate on unrelated fanfiction alone. Don't care about what people here think so I post about the streams I watch and don't see any reason to stop. Schizo attention is a reaction to holos being treated favorably here so if your oshi has a schizo she's actually loved here.

>>35018451
If you're her son, you would inherit dominant genes that would let you dominate her

トイレよ！

https://files.catbox.moe/fbn0sp.webm

Imagine how fucked Watame's sleep schedule is.

>>35018409
Someone actually translated their names even though all their first names are hiragana/katakana? Why?

Watame is going to sleep later than me and I live in Germany....
What is this insanity?
It's getting worse with time.

Damn, watame has ONCE AGAIN spent all night up reading superchats. Her womb becoming ONCE AGAIN a day older. Imagine just breaking into her house, and mating her all night instead. Just plunging your cock deep into her, ejaculating direclty into her womb. Now THAT would make Abe proud.

I want to wring out the last remaining egg from shishiron's ovaries and squirt my children inside her so that her and lamy can finally have a loving family.

Watame is a cute hag who cries all the time... I should enjoy her content, but I can't

>>35018467
Ayame...

>>35018409
finally something I can read

>>35018424
>>35018438
I also want to be her son; that coincidentally fucks her too.

fuck coco she told me to stick some shit up my ass but I'm smarter than that

If you are a Watamate, prove me that Watame has sexual appeal

>>35018485
ABE LOVE

>>35018506
Easy

>>35018506
How?

>>35018483
Wata no uta ended and the other two Bakatare hags dumped her for Polka so she is going through depression

You smoke to enjoy it, I smoke to die

>>35018506
OOH EEH OOH AH AAH

it's crazy that someone as cute as watame hasn't produced a single child yet

Big tits are a sign of obesity, not fertility. They are objectively not sexually attractive in any form or fashion.

While I am glad that Botan let her cool side shine in hers and Lamy's cinderella switch
it ended up being a curse in disguise as I am now left pleading for more knowing I won't get more of it in a while