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Is this a monster girl?

>>35353945
I desire to hug that doggo.
Instead I will just get her ice cream so I don't intrude on a healthy father/daughter relationship

Consider the mantis.

>>35353959
What do you do if the Wight daughter wants to steal those too?

>>35353956
Titty monster.

>>35353945
Seriously?

Reminder that shogs are the best maids

>>35353968
Turn undead.

>>35353956
She can grow gigantic, so I guess.

>>35353961
This bears further study.

>>35353994
Cute and kuudere twins.

Snek kisses

>>35353975
kiki be better

I want to take proud monsters whether they be haughty nobles, unstoppable warriors, or powerful mages, and defeat them so thoroughly that they have no choice but to become my maids.

>>35353971
Man she's stolen that poor kobold's ice cream too many times

>>35353971
She can't keep getting away with this

>>35354016
better at settling with a bicorn.

>>35353975
Anubis is the best maid, especially if loli and you have her work in "minimalistic" maid outfits.

>>35353945

>>35354109
>Literally just a frilly bra, a loincloth, and maybe some cuffs on her wrists.
Its built to tempt

>>35353975
>>35354016
Mastah is best.

>>35353994
Kuudere twins not so kuu after their boy pounds them into the bed.

>>35353969
>order inquisitor gets increasingly paranoid about monster infiltration
>excessively well-endowed collage girl is forced to run away after joking that she is a "titty monster"

>>35353961
How good is she at giving head?

>>35353975
As someone who is in love with both Kikis and Shogs, I can decisively state that Shogs are indeed the best. Kikis must be satisfied with second place.

>>35354130
Yes, exactly like that, this guy gets it.

>>35353945

>>35353956
She's just a few steps away from being a polymorphed Hellhound.

>>35354130
>>35354185
That gets boring and ends up less arousing than regular clothes.

>>35354224
How does one be both a Hellhound and a Fairy at the same time?

>>35353945

>>35354016
wrong, if you get lonely at work, you can kiss your shog tie to be not lonely. can a kiki do that?

Trolls?

>>35354372
Cute and loving wives.

Succs will succ all the bad feelings away.

>>35354372
Are love.

>>35354231
That's why you get her multiple different kinds of outfits and lingerie. One day your loli Anubis might wear a cute and chaste full maid uniform, and on the next one nothing but a frilly headband, bra and loincloth that only as a front.

>>35354397
How does LN manage to draw the best succs?

>>35354340
why would i kiss my tie? do I look like a weirdo to you

I fuck big girls, do you?

>>35353956
If dark mages are considered monster girls I don't know why she wouldn't be one.
>>35354492
I would if I could.

There any good art of non-Baphomet goats or sheep girls?

Good night Anons, take care and don't burn down the thread.

Instead, don't make fun of skellies, they're good girls and you don't want them to have a bone to pick with you.

>>35354543
ya mean skeleton gals or skinny monster girls?

>>35353956
I have a need to breed this Barghest.

>>35354537
Yeah.

>>35354549
The former

>>35353956
needs more meat

>>35354543
gonna call em scrawny

>>35354436
The cuteness.

>>35354543
would they get mad if I made bone jokes about them?

>>35354537
Of course there is, you just have to look for it.

back booba

>Anon, I...

>>35354760
HA
PUN

>>35354760
You what? Did you eat my strawberry shortcake that was in the fridge? Cus I was saving that and so help me if you ate it I will not be dicking you for a whole week.

>>35354730
any monster girl this dark has my dick already

>>35354240
Because in old folklore fairy is a pretty broad definition such as including headless riders.
She isn't exactly a Hellhound, more of a general Death Hound. Barghests are those dogs that herald death, warn of it, or outright kill/devour.
Seems in spite of the humanoid form she displays she has a more monstrous one too.

>>35354760
you want to apologize to your friend, wock?

>>35354537

>>35354818
Can you fuck that form too?

>>35354854
Her profile talks about how she has taken strong individuals as lovers in the past so yes you can fuck that form.

Part of why I like Gazer is because she's observant. She can see how I'm acting, and pick up on the subtle things. She can see my fear and ambivalence, and recognize when I'm unhappy or in pain.

I don't have to worry about her in the same way as I would a Slime or a Succubus. She won't drain me to near-death or trap me in a neverending fantasy because I "seem happy". She won't mindbreak me because she thinks I'd be happier afterwards.

>>35354876
>In the past, she has taken many races...without distinction between men and women or fae folk and humans...as lovers. However, those relationships didn’t even last a month and she returned to being single right away.
Uh oh.

How do I get jabberwock gf?

>>35354854
Probably. Sounds somewhat dangerous though. Aside the fact she weights 120kg (meaning if she tops your pelvis breaks) she talks about how the primal instincts may take over. But not in the rapist sense, rather telling you to even kill her if needed.
She does slips out she wants to see (You) in chains and there is a collar nearby when she cooks for you, though she also says since the strong control the weak, (You) should get stronger than her meaning she may be a switch.
Her meaning of strength seems to have been changing recently as when fought as an enemy she shows surprised at how you people are ''weak yet not, powerless yet not''

>>35354876
Be warned. Those thighs can crush a man's skull. Not kidding

>>35354956
120kg bro! If she tops, she kills!

>>35354962
>>35354963
NO PAIN, NO GAIN

>>35354992
WEAK, YOU ARE ALL WEAK

>>35354962
>>35354963
>>35354992
Don't care if my pelvis becomes dust, it'll be worth it.

>>35354726
Why does it look like she's about to lecture me.

>>35355034
she wants you to stop calling her hag, although she is 170000

>>35354992
>>35354963
>>35354956
When did F/GO become based?

>>35354992
It'll be fine, I drink my milk.

>>35355034
She's tired of catching you masturbating and wants you to get a girlfriend.

>>35354992
I wasn't born to be here long anyways and also death by snu snu is a good way to go

>>35355034
Your momster wants you to stop jerking off and stop being so dense

>>35354956
>>35355059
I love sluts.

oh no, ignore and post monster girls that can instaloss you

>>35355129
Based slut enjoyer.

How would the following MGs react if they found their husband stealing or doing fraud:

Jinko
Minotaur
Demon
Inari
Dragon
Succubus
Valkyrie
Hellhound

>>35353975
Apophises are the best maids, trust me bro.

>>35355059
Because now we have a timeline of a bunch of yandere fairies (monsters). Basic human kindness and generosity is beautiful to them. Courage to fight bigger things is incredible. Playing ball is fun etc. But fairies are NOT humans so they are all super possessive murderous beings ready to kill each other to own humans that display those things.

Pirate foxes
Yaaaaaar

What is the correct bark for a Kobold?

>>35355116
If she wants me to stop jerking off, she's gonna have to take care of my urges like a proper momster should.

>>35353961
Consider cancers, there is not enough cancer art

>she is as tall and weights as much as a Rhydon

>>35355345
I'd hit her with my horn attack, right in her cloyster.

>>35355227
Cu-Sith seem more appropriate for real dog barks. A Kobold bark is more like those yippy dogs that sound like a screaming 5 year old instead of an actual bark.

>>35355383
So like a human saying "WANWANWANWANWAN" rather than sounding like an actual dog?

>>35353961
I do like autism bug.

>>35355438
Yeah. Some may not even put in the effort of saying WAN and just go AAA like some of those small dogs do.

>>35355476
What about "WOWOWOWOWOW!"?

>>35355499
Yes.

>>35353945
how do y all always get him to make the art for these threads
im impressed

Goodnight thread. Tonight I will be dreaming about huge and horny fae girls.

>>35355525
Based

>>35353971
Ritual posters should be viciously beaten

>>35353994
I would allow a vampire that close to my neck but get nervous if it were a mantis. Why do I have such a different reaction when it's the same amount of danger? Maybe I just don't like insects

>>35355556
Go back

>>35353971
the first few were fine, but yeah 3 threads of it is kind of yuck, someone must really have loved that image

>>35355649
Those were OPs, and posted weeks apart, though.

>>35355733
They also used the same line too

>>35355649
>Ritual
Wrong board, bro.

>>35355157
Anything that can protect me and has lickable abs, really. If she is a warrior it gets me even hornier and if she is a martial artist even more so.

Which means that I super instaloss with Jinko.

>>35355786
Right board

>>35353945
that wight girl really took after her father...

>>35355761
Still not ritualposts, though. Those would be posted in every thread, or at least every other one.

>>35355800
Kek

Wonder is apeps get into rivalries with other apophis when there are no pharaohs around

>>35355866
Sneks tangle together to plot

Pizza Automaton
No ghosts sadly.

>>35355937
You'll end up with a Cheshire infestation at that rate.

God I love my wife

>>35355971
Nothing prevents you from grabbing her hips to either pull her our or get pulled in with her

>>35356063
They still end up eating all the pizza.

>>35356131
i love sharp teeth

>>35356131
Gonna have that wolf coffee.

>>35356324
>Gonna have that wolf coffee.
woffee

>>35356434
Sounds like a strong coffee.

>>35356324
Wanbucks

>>35356324
>>35356434
>>35356439
>>35356443
What flavor of coffee would you like to order?

>>35356131
that "milk" she is holding is just concentrated frog poison, isn't it?

>>35356513
wolf

>>35356519
is kappa

>>35354963
>Primal urges to put (you) in chains and slap a collar on you
Extremely dangerous fairy.

>>35356513
Woof

Whatever you do, just don't be a childhood friend with a loli hebi

>>35356635
What if she has multiple childhood friends? That increases the chances of you being fine, right?

>>35356635
No. Always befriend the snek. Be her bestest friend. Her only friend. When high school rolls around, you'll start to reap the rewards of befriending snek

Barghestfag, you really ought to stop dumping F/GO lore. It's irrelevant to wanting to fuck thicc muscle fairies, and it's pretty anti-mg outside of that.

>>35356635
Having a cute snake wrapped around me for my entire childhood sounds like a good idea actually.

>>35353971
It does give the sense of stagnation doesn't it. Shouldn't OP's be dedicated to new art or something?

>>35353945
No head will remain unpatted.

>>35356754
There’s some autist that isn’t wightfag but is bizarrely obsessed with them.
You can usually tell they’re around when that OP gets ctrl-c-ctrl-v’d or they post one of a handful of memes featuring wightfag with no comment/completely irrelevant to the conversation.

>>35356815
Even human girl heads?

>>35356865
If they let me.

PLEASE DEPOSIT FIVE COINS

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WPkhh5JytYE

>>35356635
on the subject of childhood friend monsters there's a line in tsurara onnas profile mentioning they share the same origins of yuki onna. Are they a divergent evolution of the yuki warashi?

>>35356635
It's fine to be childhood friends with one, just don't make any irreponsible promises like marrying each other when you grow up.

>>35356872
That's a dog.

>>35356927
I haven't found a human girl, who likes getting petted yet.

>>35356938
But if one comes up to you and asks, you'd do it, won't you?

>>35356945
That is what i said. Didn't i?

>>35356890
No nonsense, no bullshit, no misleading signals, just grab him and take him.

>>35356513
Shortstack Black.

Need me a darkfu
not dark skin
just
darkness

>>35357087
dark mode is a tempfu for now

>>35357087
So you want just darkness?
Step 1: Turn off the lights.
Step 2: Call it a girl and jack off.

>>35357227
>cast magic missile at it

>>35357227
Imagine how scared you would be if you came and you heard "what a waste"

>>35357257
Instructions unclear, I stabbed the darkness.

>>35357413
Ouch. Poor girl.

What if society collapsed and you found yourself in a state of nature where the strong control the weak?

>>35357497
I'd gladly submit to ocelomehs.

I'm trying to picture monster girls going out on dates and something came up: Do all monster girls eat meat or are some strictly vegetarians?

>>35357525
I imagine Elves are vegan

Ps ps ps ps ps ps ps ps ps ps ps

>>35357497
I restart society, obviously.

>>35357544
Why would elves be vegan? Even if you're going to be stupid about your diet, it makes more sense for elves to be carnivores like wood elves are in TES.

More realistically, elves are just omnivores like us. Or magivores, if they're haughty enough to never eat mundane foods. They might not have very carb/grain heavy diets though, seeing it as peasant feed.

>>35357497
i start a dragon cult

>>35357525
I imagine it depends on their 'base' animal. But afaik there's no such thing really as an 'obligate herbivore'. I mean, if it's in the way of its chompers a cow will eat anything. So most mgs probably are omnivorous but lean in preference towards one way or another. Some would be strict carnivores.

>>35357568
In the Hobbit Elrond served the dwarves nothing but salad

robot flexing is cheating

>>35357599
The movies are not canon with the books. Tolkien's elves eat meat just fine.

>>35357525
You should let tell their order themselves instead of ordering for them when on a date. That's just normal good manners.

>>35357582
What about Greenworms?

>>35357732
Shut up nerd

>>35357801
hawaiian caterpillars

>>35357830
What about the regular Greenworms?

>>35357818
Yes, Miss Oni. This guy right here.

>>35357450
I stabbed her with my dick. I'm a bard after all.

>>35357901
What does that have to do with anything?

>>35357911
What doesn't it have to do with?

>>35357930
Being a bard and stabbing darkness with your dick.

>>35357943
That is correct.

>>35357861
I love big Oni.

>>35357599
That's to tickle and play off the sensibilities of stupid philistines like you. In conjunction with their low metabolisms, infrequent meals of incredibly high nutrient rich foods like meat make the most sense.

Elves would have to otherwise spend all day grazing, which would quickly ruin the ecosystem of an area given their long lives.

>>35357801
>>35357839
Probably eat plants and bugs.

>>35358006
>Elves would have to otherwise spend all day grazing, which would quickly ruin the ecosystem of an area given their long lives
This is the kind of stuff I like to hear.

>>35358025
In fact, ironically, given the scarcity of conventional pastoral land and the potential competition in the under dark, it's entirely possible that out of the two, dwarves are the ones with the more diverse, less meat based diet.

So unless you believe as I do, that dwarves fist fight enormous subterranean fish and cultivate pens of subterranean lizards, their meat diet would otherwise entirely rely on imports, which would make them maestros of the smoked and preserved and salted meats game. Similarly they'd have shit for a grain diet because it's far more convenient to store grains in the form of brews.

>>35358016
But most regular caterpillars are herbivorous. Wouldn't the regular Greenworms be too?

>>35358075
Have you looked at those soul less eyes of endless apathy and hunger. Do you REALLY think she's going to waste her time flicking baby slugs and snails and other bugs off her salad?

It goes into the maw.

>>35358087
Not the other Greenworms too!

>>35358087
Wouldn't other herbivores just move away if they felt bigger ones intruding into their space to steal their food?

>>35358092
They're safe by virtue of being too big to fit in her all consuming mouth.

>>35358100
Can YOU outrun a hungry greenworm 500 times bigger than you?

>>35358106
Wouldn't the Greenworm just find them distasteful and flick them away with her lips?

playfighting with your monke childhood friend even in adulthood

>>35358151
No time for taste. Must consume. All a greenworm thinks of is consuming. They are the perfect consumer. Devour plant, get excited for next plant, devour plant.

I pity the man who gets ensnared by one. She'll quickly find that he's an endless font to consume from, forever or until she paps.

>>35358175
If that were the case, they'd end up choking on rocks and wire.

>>35358179
They're not bottom feeders, man. Unless some sadistic asshole is just looping trash around waist level shrubs and the tops of trees.

>>35358206
Some trees grow up against walls, cliffs or tall fences.

>>35358106
So Greenworms don't start out tiny?

>>35358252
I don't think greenworms typically get close to residential areas, imagine the havoc they'd wreak on public parks and gardens.

>>35358266
I imagine they'd start out a comparable size to human babies.

>>35358286
What would a full-sized Greenworm do to a baby one if she started eating on the plant the small one was eating and bumped into her?

>>35358311
If she's really kind, ignore it and move on. If she's an asshole, eat the plant around it and leave it with nothing before moving on.

I just had a thought though, can you even impregnate a greenworm, or isn't it reproductively mature yet? Do paps give birth to green worms? That has to look kinda weird.

>>35358338
Eggs?

Imagine how terrifying a jubjub lilim would be. She could probably drown you in her own cum.
She would be fully capable of making you never leave her pussy.
Soft fluffy feathers that can turn your brain to mush with sheer fluffiness combined with a strength far greater than that of a human, you would be utterly incapable of escaping.

>>35353945
>meanwhile in Mamono 4chan
>God I hate humans so much.
>Yes, how do we gatekeep MANTHINGS out of our hobby?
>I've seen far too many a group stunk up by men only there to get their socks off and hopeless simps tearing into each other for the chance to help them!

>>35356513
No coffee, give me a hot cocoa with Yeti milk

>>35358338
Yes, read the Making-Of

Tentacle girl bullying an alp.
That is all.

>>35358662
I just want to paint some models...

>Anon moves into his new wife, an Anubis', place
>Brings most of his things, including, to the Anubis' surprise, a dog.
>Not a monster
>just a plain dog
>At first she writes this off, thinks that her hubby caring for another creature so well is endearing, she must have chosen well.
>A month passes
>Their home is now host to a vicious, yet silent, cold war
>She didn't realize, but he spoils the hell out of that little mutt.
>Gives her pats, belly rubs, and has the audacity to call her his "little princess"
>Outwardly the Anubis is calm, but inside the fires of jealousy burn hot
>She takes every opportunity to try and get the same attention from her hubby
>Demands he call her a princess too
>Anon is a little confused but obliges


This would be hilarious for a longer-format story.

>>35359378
Same, but no matter what you do, you get a bunch of monster girls complementing you and trying to get you to play games with them non-stop.
It was nice at first, but after the 100th monster to do this, it gets annoying.
Also, why are Salamanders so damn competitive even in a friendly open match?

I'm going to put her tentacles in my mouth just to see her reaction. Like really start sensually sucking and licking them, occasionally kissing them too.

>>35359458
>anon has a cat
>anon also has a kiki maid
>the smug look on the cat's face when she has feed it and clean up after it when master isn't around
>the even smugger look on it's face when she finds it snuggling with master

>>35358662
They say this, but when that human man shows up to the meetup, they all fawn over him and grope his gentiles

>>35358662
>Just try to get into the hobby since you think it looks kind of nice
>When talking about it on the internet people seem normal and balanced
>Go to a local game store
>There's just monster girls there
>They try to act normal but you can feel a bunch of them looking at you
>Ask if someone wants to play a match
>Half the store starts fighting over who gets to go against you first
>Anon just wanted to have some fun

>>35359586
A cat is a cat, it's going to be smug no matter what until citrus is introduced

>>35359584
>I'm going to put her tentacles in my mouth just to see her reaction.
Well she would be in so much pleasure she could barely talk and have climax after climax.
Eventually you'd be licking a half-limp tentacle as she's on the ground, twitching every so often with pleasure.

>>35359597
>grope his gentiles
The hebrew might get offended if they start fondling his slaves

>>35353945
So Salamanders are somewhat just like Shonen Heroes that they fawn over and try to romance.

But what about Salamanders (or any other monstergirl) who are Mecha Anime protagonists?

>>35359758
You mean like the doesn't wanna get in the robot ones?

>>35359774
I was hoping more like Gundam, Code Geass, Valvaruve and its rapey elements. And maybe even Darling in the Frank.

Evangelion is overrated trite. Though I'd say Monstergirls would love to romance and comfort Shinji with love and care.

>>35359809
>more like Gundam
The Ur-example of someone not wanting to get in the robot.

>>35359821
But anon I told, Evangelion is shit!

>>35359651
>convulsing after I playfully nibble on one

>>35359827
The kids in Gundam didn't want to get in the robot either is my point
Except Kai, he volunteered. He's the kind of guy to end up with a harem of MGs

Reminder

This is a norm in monstergirl ruled places

>>35359774
>>35359809
>>35359886
Sorry but I feel like my question ain't answered yet.

Salamanders or any monstergirl, but as Mecha anime protagonists?

>>35359907
I don't know man
Chicks don't really get the whole mech thing

>>35359898
Indeed. Humans are fragile beings. They should let their bodies be cushioned.

>>35359911
Chicks dig giant robots though.

>>35359931
Do they?

>>35359615
Would the one who gets to play you let you win, or try her hardest to beat you?

>>35359809
>Valvaruve and its rapey elements.
Cant be rape, she was into it

>>35359949
>Pull into my local wan mechanics garage with my shitbox
>Ask her to take it look at it because it's making noise
>After about an hour she comes back angry stating that she doesn't see how I managed to keep the thing running with duct tape and drywall screws
>Pushes me on the ground and jumps on top and yells I don't know if I should be impressed or angry at you for making mockery of my trade now kiss me!

The deadly wurm entrances you!

>>35360140
She charmed my snake alright

>>35360140
I exit.

>>35360140
she isn't deadly, look at that smile

>>35360140
>wurm dancing is just them spinning on the spot really fast

PAT the goblin

>>35360208
It ain't, that's how they express happiness at the fact they just found a man

>>35360221
why should I?

>>35360279
it will make her very happy

>>35360286
where do I find the little buggers then?

>Christmas Cake Kiki who feels she has been rejected by every man hears the doorbell ring
>Opening the door, she finds a baby in a basket with a note asking her to be a good mother to the son of a woman who cannot raise him
>Kiki joyfully takes him in, immediately addressing him as "Master"
>Years later, after teaching him to read and write she shows him to a library to let him choose something to read
>When the man at the desk asks for him to sign in, he writes his name as "Master"
>Kiki remembers she never thought to give him a name and all this time had always just called him "Master"

Not sure about what happens after that.

>>35360306
usually near caves
yell into the cave that you would like to pet the goblin and they will come to be pet

>>35360221
Considering how goblins behave, they probably want you to pat them with your dick.

>>35353975
While I like Shoggoths better, I want to see one of those rivalry pictures where it's the Kiki who gets the upper hand.

>>35360333
trips checkd it must be true, lets hope they are very friendly and not too rapey

>>35359965
They would either try to beat you as hard as possible and then offer to "train" you or they would let you win and then kept telling you how great you are, and would you please give them a few tips on how to get better and so on.

>>35358662
I would play online games only, mute mic and never show my face, I hope thatr would be enough to make time playing all the better

which monster girl is the biggest dork

>>35360504
The desperate 900+ years old kitsunes

>>35359907
Then just think of which monster girls they would want to pilot a giant robot the most, then think of which one of those would like it the least.

>>35355866
Nice thing about marrying an apophis is that you can milk her venom to sell on the side and neither you or your wife will have to work

>>35360504
Crow Tengu or Cyclops

>>35360504
I feel like dogs and wolfs tend to end up as dorks. Maybe some of the taller ones too, like Onis.

>>35360504
>dork
vampires and dhampirs

>>35357335
>cum
>don't hear anything hit the ground
>hear a soft gulp

What use and or value do you think monstergirls would have with Warpstones?

>>35360504
Lilims

>>35359758
>>35359774
>>35359809
>>35359821
>>35359827
>>35359886
>>35359907
>>35359931
>>35359911
>>35360553
Honestly, perhaps Salamanders and Lizardmen are funny enough. Would be strictly prohibited from ever operating mechas as they are not professional enough to ever be pilots.

Plus, their bodies and their tails make it also nigh impossible to fit in the cockpit too.

>>35360649
>>35360598
>>35360563
>>35360520
you know what we do to dorks?

>>35360598
https://youtu.be/nCZs29IAu3c
I'm imagining a beavis and butthead fight between a vampire and dhampir who're both clumsy, weak, retards

>>35360708
Anal?

>tfw in middle of Siberia near pole of cold
>a whole month of 35c+ heat
Noooo, global warming is real!
Save me, ice girls!

>>35353945
>A group of heroes have made it this far in the Royal Makai and are now fighting their way inside the Demon Lord's Castle
>The Demon Lord herself is now speaking directly to the heroes through Public Announcement systems throughout her castle
>"Tell me hero and his companions if you can. You lot of have destroyed so much! What is it exactly that any of you have created? Can you even name one thing!? ...None? Yeah, I thought not! I have laid the foundation for not only a new age of peace and love, it is also a part of humanity's new survival. And not as something you, your friends, and most especially not your Order superiors or even the Chief God has defined yourselves. But as something greater than any of you and your elders and superiors can EVER imagine. Something we can all begin to glimpse, experience and enjoy! Look heroes, look at what you all are trying to fight and throw away! You are combating loving and caring monstergirls that just want to love you, is all this fighting worth it!?"

>>35360741
wedgies

>>35360761
didn't know they had internet in the gulags

>Lvl 15. Swine swordswoman blocks your path!

>>35360856
slap the belly and run away

>>35359758
Kiki. She just wants to settle down with a husband and do housework, but has to pilot a giant cleaning robot in order to fight off an invasion of falling Shogs from space that are dirtying up the whole planet wherever they're falling and splatting all over.

>>35360856
>Picks her up and place her out of the way.

>>35360903
>gets stabbed with demon silver shank
>gets raped and then marries pige

>>35360856
show tasty food and say let me pass and you will get more

>>35360903
Did you perhaps mean
>Pick her up and place her out of the way.
or
>Picks her up and places her out of the way.

>>35360944
Uh.............

>>35360929
>he thinks he can get out of being made her husband if he cooks her good food
Uh oh

>>35360944
the one that get me a angry haku gf

>>35360977
You get a talkative Haku instead.

>>35360856
>stand just out of her reach
>she lunges and swings
>her tubby body isn't used to rapid movements that aren't involved with bringing food to her face
>she falls on her ass
>I walk away during the time it takes her to stand up and recover her dignity

>>35360944
how does one turn a learn cow into a milk cow?

At the end of the day I would be happy with any monstergirl yes, even THAT one so long as it meant I could have a ton of children with a loving wife

>>35361027
Cow-chan. Please tell me the right answer to your question.

>>35361048
Please don't, that would be insulting and a waste of her intelligence. Get a Holstaur for that if you want it.

>>35361027
we both know how to shut one of those up

>>35361051
?

>>35361083
I don't understand what confused you

>>35361068
Fool! She can still talk even while shut. There is no way of you getting out of her lecture.

>>35360856
>boost agillity past the limit
>run circles around the tubbo
>before leaving, call her fat ass

>>35361051
>trannyfag
Gross

>>35361098
THAT one?

>>35361044
>>I walk away
>and right into the heaving tits of her older sisters
What now smart guy?

>>35361123
>he is unaware

>>35361150
Yes. What is it?

>>35361051
>yes, even THAT one
bullshit

>>35361068
>Not only can they obtain information from those they touch, they also have the power to impart their own knowledge and share it with the ones they touch.
I imagine they can use telepathy so even if you shut their mouth they can still talk directly in your mind.

>>35361150
few have unraveled the mysterious of Meat Loaf

>>35361181
I wouldn't mind that, while sitting in my lap, kissing her lips.

>>35361134
make a hasty retreat

>>35353945

>>35361181
>>35361102
then I will fuck her retarded then, I will finally be free from her mind numbing lectures

>>35361171
Yeah, no one actually wants a Charybdis.

>>35361250
now that is a meaty fox

>>35360856
>Item
>Tentacle Bomb

>>35361342
>gyaru cow
>constantly lectures you on the best methods to conceive while riding you
Even in ditziness you cannot escape her lectures

>>35360856
feed some good food that has a lot of turkey in it til she falls asleep and run

>>35353945

I want a mindflayer to give me a lobotomy

>>35361613
but the tentacles go in your ear, not your nose or eye socket

>>35361670
you know what I mean, a complete mind wipe

>>35361670
Don't kinkshame bigot

>>35361719
what if my kink is kinkshaming

>>35361171
WHICH ONE IS IT!?

>>35361815
Kinky.

>>35361874
>his mind cannot comprehend what he has not known
Lmao'ing at you right now friend

>>35361670
So? They still go into brain since mind manipulation is her thing

>>35361815
Then you should feel ashamed.

>>35361935
>flayer nurse
is this regulation compliant?

>>35362010
no, it makes me hard

>>35362045
NOOOOO you can't just get off on kink shaming people

>>35361935
need mindflayter gf to clean my mind

>>35362089
why not, I like making fun of people

>>35362125
It's wrong, only I can kinkshame you for kinkshaming

>>35361874
The one that keeps getting spammed as of latr when absolutely nobody wants to hear about it

>>35361935
Is it really the Mindflayer? I thought Alps and Ropers were more disliked? Or is it just because that one is talk about way less often.

>>35362176
who died and made you king kinkshamer

>>35361935
I have such a love-hate relationship with Mind flayers.
On the one hand, I love consensual mindcontrol stuff and such. But at the same time, I hate the idea of not being in full control of my thoughts.
I guess I'll just stick with a Phantom and her magic realm.

>>35362215
Latr? Do you mean LotR or later?
Ah, it's "as of late", isn't it?
I've only noticed Fate Barghest being the recently spammed one, and the Azure Lane boats having been spammed for a while.

>>35362278
I don't mind them except I don't want to be squid or pants

>>35361935
need me mindflayer milk for stress reilef

>>35362247
"THAT one" is just a meme, it's meant to be whichever monster pops into your head when you read it.

>>35362278
I don't mind because I know they mean the best and won't do anything because they're monsters at heart

>>35362278
flayer must suffer a lot
>nobody trusts you
>everyone's afraid you've messed with their heads
>mostly get thrown the scum of society to "fix" like a doll maker
>those who are interested are peak weirdos

>>35362359
>i don't mind
hehe

>>35362259
Dignity.

>>35362383
That's why they integrate into modern society and live in a neighbourhood where everyone knows and trusts them so their daughters can grow up and marry their childhood friend

>>35362383
Flayer is at once my greatest fear and probably best waifu.
>She flays your brain wide open and looks into every dark corner
>Still loves you
It's a terrifying kind of hope.

>>35362440
cute flaya san

>>35362425
Well I that Dignity guy is a faggot.

>>35362383
>those who are interested are peak weirdos
hey fuck you, buddy

>>35362455
>She flays your brain wide open and looks into every dark corner
>She changes you to be someone else afterwards
>Then she loves you
Uh-huh.

>>35362455
Reminds me of why I like Gazer. Except she can see right through me with just a glance.

And I don't need to put up with muh CHAOS shit except as a call to adventure.

>>35362425
Well I bet that Dignity guy is a faggot.

>>35362495
>>She changes you to be someone else afterwards
Except she doesn't, Crippling Trust-issues-san

>>35362383
hey, i am not weird

>>35362495
She makes you into what you've always wanted to be

>>35362526
That's exactly what she just does.

>>35362546
Prove it.

>>35362532
Weirdness is relative.

>>35362495
I want order-chan to stop posting.

>>35353945
You a foxfucker?

>>35362540
That's exactly what a Mindflayer would say.

>>35362574
Why do you want to know that?

>>35362573
>t.flayer

>>35362490
>>35362532
>harasses the poor local librarian flayer to turn them into a "crotch squid"

>>35362574
Not yet.

>>35362593
You have to trust her Anon. Flayer knows best.

>>35362440
I still find the little mindflayers scarier than the big ones. At least her mom can put most of the pieces back together after she's done playing with me for the day.

>>35362605
nah, wouldn't be me

>>35362601
This.

>>35362574
Do Fennecs count?

>>35362624
then can I see her mind then?

>>35362624
Shut up, Flayer.

>>35362658
Fennecs are cats

>>35362624
OI, YA NEED TO MESS WITH OUR MINDS EVEN MORE

Would foxes be okay with being shrine maidens for other foxes with more tails?

>>35362734
They need that experience to one day to have their own shine

Mindflayers might mess with your mind, but at least you'll be happy afterwards in some form.

Foxes will keep some amount of misery in you, just so they can have a good laugh from time to time. And don't get me started on fairies.

>>35362769
The only thing they do to mess with your mind is make you horny for mind flayers. If you're already horny for mind flayers then they just poke around a bit and cum right then and there when they see what's up.

I think any mindflayerfag would make his wife very very happy.

>>35362769
>t. seething flayer
just get a succ wife

>>35362734
That's what they sign up for at inari shrines.

>STOP LIKING WHAT I DON'T LIKE
when did this thread become full of human women?

>>35362769
Foxes are comfy with their fluffy mofu. Flayers flay your mind to make you think they're comfy, even though they aren't.

All this talk about flayers has made me want to throw nachas into the mix. The idea of a girl angering you into fucking her until she turns sweet is really attractive

>>35362803
Would it be proper for her to eat the offerings, or is it part of her training and she shouldn't?

>>35362826
Cool slime is comfy, especially if you've just come back from a jog or something.

>>35362803
Foxess staffing a shrine to themselves in an odin esque self-sacrifice ritual to achieve sublime power.

Would you prefer a sweet fox or a mean fox?

>>35362826
resting your face on some fat mindflayer titties while she holds you steady with strong tentacles and slurps around at the edges of you mind sounds maximum comfy.

>>35362818
don't know, I got a pp

>>35362870
I would love to be turned into a dummy by a flayer

>>35362864
Both

>>35362903
You don't need a Flayer Anon, you're already a dummy.

who loves monkes?

>>35362937
I only love and cherish the pharaoh

Maximum FLOOF!

>>35362928
hey, don't be mean

>>35362927
What if it's the same fox, but with split personalities?

>>35362864
Sweet and sour flavor is great

>>35362844
She gets a share of the offerings.
>>35362854
It happens, beware of forgotten shrines in the wilderness.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TVid_fLzN5g

>>35362994
I want an oriental monster gf that runs her own restaurant and speaks engrish poorly with a heavy accent

>>35362972
The triple fox neapolitan chimera

How do I keep beelzebubs out of my love potion cauldron?

>>35362383
I could see how they would get along
>they think you look weird
>everyone's afraid you'll eat their gardens
>those who are interested are peak weirdos

>>35362864
>want a sweet fox because I want my partner to be kind to me
>but then I'll feel bad for wanting to tie her up

>>35363050
Lock the room first.

>>35363075
I feel like greenworms would attract two types of guys, greenworm and only greenworm loving weirdos and guys with a self improvement fetish that want nothing more than to turn a lazy lettuce munching greenworm into a papallion

>>35363145
I'd toss lettuce at them nonsexually and observe the munching. There's a certain fascination to watching a happy animal.

>>35363209
How do you toss lettuce sexually? Coom on it first?

>>35363209
She's a person, not an animal.