/jp/ - Otaku Culture

>>35563291
I will be fine but Marisa will know that I really want to have sex with her.

>>35563291
Yes. What is there to fear in them knowing I am attracted to beautiful women and fantasize of a life of love with one? I have not been a degenerate in my 'praise.'
this isn't going to turn me into a GIRL youkai, is it? I'd rather not, in that case

>>35563352
>this isn't going to turn me into a GIRL youkai, is it?
There's someone else on Gensokyo you'll want to see for that!

>>35563291
>Every single touhou character will know every post you have ever made about themselves
Poof, I'm ruined.

>>35563291
Considering all the shit I've talked about Yukari, that'll be a near-instant retraction

>>35563291
I knew that going to the futa thread and saying Yukari has a nice dick was going to bite me in the ass someday.

>>35563352
>this isn't going to turn me into a GIRL youkai, is it? I'd rather not, in that case
Sorry Anon, this is Yukari-sama's paradise.

>>35563971
Come on anon, there has to be a few Touhous you've never said anything bad or embarassing about right? Ringo? Parsee? Akyuu? There's no way you've burned EVERY bridge! Someone who could take up your side has to be out there!

>>35563291
Yuyuko might end up hiring me as a chef. On one hand, she knows I want to fill her belly. On the other hand, she knows it's a fetish thing.

I was literally just talking about okina's futa cock
so yes

I've talked about a lot of 2hu's feet and being shrank and having to worship them. Also about being cuddled by them.

>Is your post history clean enough to survive?
No, but I'll take the deal anyway. Getting exterminated by Reimu after calling her a cheap prostitute doesn't sound all that bad.

>>35563291
Are there any obscenely perverted 'hus? I can't remember.

>>35563291
i have only shit talked Cirno and Mokou, i said some nasty things about Sakuya as well and made some jokes about Remilia.
so i guess i should avoid the area around the SDM.

>>35566033
It was pad jokes wasn't it

>>35565793
Aya easily.

>>35563291
Jokes on you, I don't think the ones I've posted on never leave their domain or doesn't even live in Gensokyo.
I just hope Yukari appreciates my pissant compliment.

Given my preference for /d/-related content, I will be remaining here.

>>35565125
Same here. Gotta wonder how some of them might feel about that kind of thing.

Why, I've never made any mean post about any Touhou!

>>35565793
Reimu and Sanae. Have you seen the way they dress? Flaunting their armpits around like common harlots.

>>35563291
Well damn, I can't really recall if I shit-talked touhous in my older posts but the only ones I think I did were the moon bitches and Yukari fucking hates them too plus they're on the moon so whatever, also I think I'd like to stay away from Ran considering she might know I want to fuck her, I should probably ask Yukari to make sure Ran isn't around when I sign in.
Though I don't think I'd like to become a scrub-tier youkai considering I could potentially aquire means of getting stronger as a human like Marisa and either A) Become a really powerful human or B) Eventually turn into a really powerful youkai through my training.

>>35563291
Half of my posts are about bullying, abusing and/or raping 2hus, while the other half is about how cute and adorable they are, how looking at them brightens up my day and how much I want to marry them.
Hopefully it balances out and they're neutral towards me.

>this isn't going to turn me into a GIRL youkai, is it? I'd rather not, in that case

Worth it imo. Especially if I get big tits in the process. Poor Miko didn't get anything the chest department.


As for original question...I'd be totally safe. "Meanest" thing I ever said was pointing out Alice has signs of having schizoid personality disorder.

>>35563291
I've called the moonbitches moonbitches and the hags hags.
That's about it, I guess I'll be fine.

I’ve called Youmu a dork a couple times.

Reimu would immediately cover her armpits when in my presence

>>35570444
Maybe one will shrink us and make it happen

>>35572669
Which ones do you think would be capable of or willing to do that? My money’s on Yukari at least.

>>35564732
But that's pretty weird, but at least Yuyuko might be able to profit from such an arrangement.

I want to impregnate every youkai in Gensokyo but the one I want to impregnate the most is Ran-sama.
There, we're good to go now.

>>35563291
My post history is clean enough, and I would accept, but I sure as hell don't want to be a youkai. I'd rather become a hermit.

>>35563291
seeing as i never really engaged in LICK HER FEET etc. posting i'll take my chance

>>35563291
I’d accept since my post history about 2hus should be fine enough. Nothing negative if my memory is right. Though I’d rather not be a youkai. I’d rather stay human or hell even become a hermit as >>35573008 had suggested. Regardless of if I stay human or become a hermit, I’d probably set my sights off to the SDM so I can work there.

>>35572876
Patche

>>35574751
She is well versed in magicks and would undoubtedly want to test out a shrinking spell. And what better candidate than someone who clearly wants it?

>>35563291
I say nice things about the SDM girls. Maybe they'll let me be a maid or something.

>>35566680
no, post victory taunts
i don't care if they are pads

>>35575064
the only SDM girl i praised was China.

>>35563291
Yeah, I'm prepared to pay the price for calling her a hag, will she also know how many times I've fapped to her?

>>35572997
You too?

>>35563291
I'm in. The only thing I post all day is how I love Yukarin and pictures of her. I said Marisa is retarded once, but she will get over it.

This nendo is fucking nice.

I love Yukari and Alice

>>35563291
Well I'm automatically on the lunarian shitlist and I'd probably be instantly recruited by seija to try overthrowing gensokyo. Could be a rather interesting time, not necessarily safe because I'll probably be on the run, but would be interesting.

>>35563291
sure thing, I desire violence and this is the best way to get it. also having the youkai know my misdeeds means they're more likely to commit biolence

>>35563291
I've only ever shit talked Tenshi and worshipped Yuuka so yes.

Reimu would immediately hunt me and kill me

I mostly lurk, so there isn't much for them to know. But becoming a youkai? Eh... I hate humanity for sure, but I don't know about losing mine.

>>35563291
Basically every girl will think I'm a huge pervert (which is true), some of them may even pass out after witnessing the stuff I've said about their bodies and what I want to do to them. It's not going to end well for me unless they are as horny as me.

>>35563291
i'd punch her in her 4th eye

better post more yukari just in case

>>35598327
In case of what?