/jp/ - Otaku Culture

Fuck off.

I doubt any female would like to subject herself to the kind of abuse /jp/ dishes out against the XX chromosome daily.

>3D women
>/jp/ related

My femanon is superior to you're femanon.

>>3574387

/jp/ anons are all little girls in frilly clothing drinking tea

In b4 some random misogynist vs white knight shitstorm.

No, only angry men.

I remember when I used to be a femanon.

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I have pygmalion pictures but definitely not posting.

The only thing I hate more than camwhores is the retarded misogynists.

There are femanons here but they're smart and they don't draw attention to themselves. Any femanon who mentions their gender when its not related to the topic at hand should be banned on sight.

Just like black people. There are plenty of femanons here. I'm not one of them of course. I'm apart of the black weeaboo group.

>>3574409
You're still a femanon in my heart.

hi guys

>>3574477
Not from /jp/

>>3574438
You just mentioned your race when it's not related to the topic on hand. You should be banned on sight. Nigger.

>>3574398

>>3574387
is that picture of a femanon?

>>3574480
none of these are

>>3574500
Uh.

>>3574412
>>3574402

>>3574481

HURR AND DURR HOW DOES I READING COMPREHENSION?

He was pointing out the fact that he's not a femanon and apart of another that are believed to not be on /jp/.

/jp/ female on the right.

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>>3574506
Those are some handsome men.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6vXa4dAXJjo

Girl of /jp/

>>3574511
The question was "are there any femanons on /jp/?"
Being black is about as relevant as having red hair or being a republican.
The one with the reading comprehension problem is you, my friend.

Every girl on /jp/ post your picture immediately.

>>3574537
and a bunbun at that

>>3574554
I've got a red beard

>>3574519

I'd buy her stuff even if it is yaoi. Just to see her smile.

I'm such a fucking sap. No wonder I get friend zoned.

>>3574477
Goddamn I hate this girl, she looks just like one of my friends who recently got engaged to an idiot, not a bad guy just a dumbass.

>>3574554
I don't think you know what apart means.

>>3574519
Girl with the short ponytail to the left of her has moe potential as well.

>>3574402

What the hell? Anna, is that you?

>>3574609
I do. I just don't know what "apart of" is supposed to mean. Is it "a part of" or is it "apart from?"

Also,
>>3574438
>>3574511
>>3574609
Same person.

>>3574628
Haha do you really not remember this?

sigh

>>3574637

No? Usually ignore these threads.

>>3574644
Probably in the archives somewhere but basically a girl was talking about how rape wasn't funny and everyone was like "you're not a girl and you were not raped" etc and she was like OH YEAH I'M NOT A GIRL HUH THEN EXPLAIN THIS and posted that picture.

Its a shame all the girls I know who enjoy anime and such are fucking stoners.

Can't stand the smell of weed and smoking a bowl and watching naruto is just well not as appealing as it sounds.

Holy SHIT, that "girl" in the OP picture is fugly as hell

>>3574601
Can we hook up? I want doujins but I don't have any money.

>>3574657

Oh, I see.
That sure ain't who I thought it was, then.

>>3574670
>>3574601
Love can't bloom on the internet.

Helen post a picture.

tl;dr

>>3574387
ugly bitch

>>3574670

Can we hook up? I want love but I don't have social skills.

>>3574634
>Definitions of apart on the Web:
>away from another or others; "they grew apart over the years"; "kept apart from the group out of shyness"; "decided to live apart"

>>3574740
>>3574601

GOTTA KEEP YOUR LOVE LOCK DOWN! KEEP YOUR LOVE LOCK DOWN!!

YOU CAN DO IT DENSHA OTOKO

>>3574716

>>3574749
That's not the problem. "Apart of" is not correct grammar, while "a part of" is.
Since "apart of" did not make sense, "a part of" was assumed to be the intention.
The idiom you are looking for is "apart from."

>>3574775

Doujin sap guy here.

I don't believe things like Densha Otoko happen in real life. That guy got extremely lucky.

Also, no way in hell I'm taking dating advice from /jp/.

Who are the Official couples of /jp/?

Sukumizu-tan x ZUN!bar maybe.

>>3574411
>>3574520
This.

>>3574812

This is when I say no and sage this thread.

>>3574812
Derek and Suigin.

I like it when boys dress up as girls.

>>3574818
Mission complete.

>>3574412
I remember when this was posted. I stopped coming to /jp/ for eight months out of disgust.

Now I come back and see it posted again. I think I'll just report the thread this time.

>>3574387
I won't be going to /g/ anymore, then.

>>3574827
>I stopped coming to /jp/ for eight months out of disgust.
I'm a girl too

>>3574831
You would have to camwhore in revealing clothing for me to care. But I would just report it and hide the thread. Sorry.

What was the point of this thread again?

>>3574831
How many Ds? If more than two, get out, please.

>>3574812
ZUN!bar and Remi are my OTP

I can't believe there are actually girls on /jp/. I could imagine /a/, with the amount of retards there nowadays, but /jp/... this is my last refuge, and these shits have to fuck up this place too?

>>3574868
Why are they shits?

>>3574871
Whining, complaining, shit like the OP picture... fucking hell.

>>3574881
How often does this happen in /jp/? They aren't shitting up the place since there aren't "whining girl" threads on /jp/.

>>3574888
That's why it wasn't a problem to me until now, I could assume they weren't even here, at least that's what it looked like to me. Because I can't believe they can be in any place and not taint it with their bullshit.

>>3574897
Now you're just trying too hard, Athens.

So what if there's a few girls here? I imagine the ratio of girls here is much larger than you'd think. Just because they don't go around attention whoring by stating that they're girls in every single thread doesn't mean they don't post here. For all you know, they could be loling about in your misogyny threads.Girls like Touhou, girls download silly eroge visual novels. It's much more likely than you think.

Femanon here, by the way.

>>3574922
>Girls like Touhou, girls download silly eroge visual novels. It's much more likely than you think.

No. Just no.

>>3574922
>they could be trying to troll in your misogyny threads because they're butthurt that most (most not all) of the complaints about women are true.

Fixed

>>3574387
Fuck off OP, we don't care for your 3D pigs.

>>3574922
I doubt the ratio of guys to girls is that off from what you'd expect, not because "no girls online" etc. but because of the things that are commonly discussed on /jp/. Girls like touhou sure, but realistically most of them are younger and stick to youtube shrinemaiden poosh and so on. And I'm sure the female population that enjoys VNs is extremely low.

I wake up to see this on the front page? What the fuck is this shit, fucking kids sure get out of school early these days.

At least three.

Bitches get out.

>>3574948
What, too much discussion for you? Go green text and reaction image a Cirno dump you fuck.

>>3574948

You may not like this but there are different timezones and unfortunately that means that there will always be someone stupid and underage here.

>>3574940
This is going to sound fucked, but trust me on this: A far, FAR bigger subsection of the "lol manatee yaoi" females enjoy the stuff We Men Do. It's ... a good comparaison would be the myriads of females buying straight hardcore porn, which ostensibly is "for the boys". Again, I'm not starting shit, just ... if you dudes would ask around you'd be surprised. God fucking knows I was.

Whenever sang my songs
On the stage, on my own
Whenever said my words
Wishing they would be heard
I saw you smiling at me
Was it real or just my fantasy
You'd always be there in the corner
Of this tiny little bar

My last night here for you
Same old songs, just once more
My last night here with you?
Maybe yes, maybe no
I kind of liked it your way
How you shyly placed your eyes on me

Oh, did you ever know?
That I had mine on you

Darling, so there you are
With that look on your face
As if you're never hurt
As if you're never down
Shall I be the one for you
Who pinches you softly but sure
If frown is shown then
I will know that you are no dreamer

So let me come to you
Close as I wanted to be
Close enough for me
To feel your heart beating fast
And stay there as I whisper

How I loved your peaceful eyes on me
did you ever know
That I had mine on you

>>3574960
Not to say that no girls enjoy VNs and not to say that /jp/ has the highest quality of posters but if there was a larger "yaoi fangirl" population here I think it'd be more noticeable.

>>3574960
I don't see how :3 Oneechan Uuu~ appeals to women, sorry.

>>3574960
>if you dudes would ask around you'd be surprised. God fucking knows I was.
And your source would be?

>>3574957
Did you just make this stupid name and (secure?) trip from this thread?

Darling, so share with me
Your love if you have enough
Your tears if your're holding back
Or pain if that's what it is
How can I let you know
I'm more than the dress and the voice
Just reach me out then
You will know that you're not dreaming

Darling, so there you are
With that look on your face
As if you're never hurt
As if you're never down
Shall I be the one for you
Who pinches you softly but sure
If frown is shown then
I will know that you are no dreamer

Darling, so share with me
Your love if you have enough
Your tears if your're holding back
Or pain if that's what it is
How can I let you know
I'm more than the dress and the voice
Just reach me out then
You will know that you're not dreaming

Darling, so there you are
With that look on your face
As if you're never hurt
As if you're never down
Shall I be the one for you
Who pinches you softly but sure
If frown is shown then
I will know that you are no dreamer

>>3574970
Wasn't "Suck My Dick...or Die!!!" made for a female audience?

>>3574972
He apparently went around and asked women.

Normalfags.

>>3574975

Yes I did.

Problem officer?

I waited 'til I saw the sun
I don't know why I didn't come
I left you by the house of fun
I don't know why I didn't come
I don't know why I didn't come

When I saw the break of day
I wished that I could fly away
Instead of kneeling in the sand
Catching teardrops in my hand

My heart is drenched in wine
But you'll be on my mind
Forever

Out across the endless sea
I would die in ecstasy
But I'll be a bag of bones
Driving down the road along

My heart is drenched in wine
But you'll be on my mind
Forever

Something has to make you run
I don't know why I didn't come
I feel as empty as a drum
I don't know why I didn't come
I don't know why I didn't come
I don't know why I didn't come

I'm a girl who likes yaoi, yuri, het. I play VNs. I play touhou.

And nothing gives me greater amusement than watching you dudes freak out and scream bloody murder about your precious nerdy boy-hobbies being defiled by femanons.

Pointlessly bumping this to the top for every shit Cirno reply.

"Order! Hey, everybody! Shut up and let me talk!"

Cirno slammed her palm against the podium. The podium was made entirely out of ice. In fact, most of what was around her was ice. Her audience, consisting of Mystica and Wriggle, was sitting upon chairs made of ice. The lake beneath them was frozen solid. There were trees on the shore, but they were pretty dead from the cold. Sitting beside the podium was a frozen frog, looking somewhat dazed, as if it were saying, "Hey, what happened? I feel cold... geez, I got such a hangover..."

Or something like that.

"Cirno, my butt's cold," complained Wriggle, shifting left and right in her chair as if she were... well, wriggling.

"Too bad," responded the ice fairy coldly. "We all have to make sacrifices, Nightbug!"

"So, Cirno, aside from making us freeze off our butts," said Mystica, "what did you call us here for?"

"Well, you see," began Cirno melodramatically, "it all began when Mario, the princess and I went to Dinosaur World for a vacation."

"That doesn't sound right," said Mystica, scratching her head.

"You know what, Lorelei?!" snapped Cirno. "You can just shut up!"

"Nine," grumbled Mystica. Wriggle nodded in agreement and placed her cape under her bottom in an attempt to keep warm. It didn't work.

"Now, then, I suppose I could go into detail, but since we're short on time, I'll cut to the chase," said Cirno loudly, trying to make herself heard over the commotion. "People think I'm an idiot."

"You ARE an idiot," said Mystica.

Hi.

>>3574990
bump.

"I am NOT an idiot!" shouted Cirno. "I may be dumb, but I'm not stupid! I'm the strongest in all of Gensokyo. And to prove it to you, I shall demonstrate!" She picked up the frozen frog. "We're going to have a quick round of danmaku! Watch me demolish this pathetic enemy with ease!"

"It's gonna be a close match," noted Wriggle.

"Now, then..." said the ice fairy. "Have at you! Icicle Fall!" A bunch of icicles flew to Cirno's sides. They flew forward and all missed their target. In fact, anything directly in front of her was completely unfazed. "Curses!" growled Cirno.

"My bet's on the frog," Mystica whispered to Wriggle.

"You stupid frog!" shouted the fairy. "I'll show you! Take this!" She kicked the frog; it flew into the air, ricocheted off the podium and ended up hitting Cirno in the forehead.

"...I think she lost," Mystica mumbled.

"I-I was just going easy on him!" stammered Cirno, frustrated. "He was no match, so I let him have that win!"

"Ugh," sighed Wriggle, facepalming.

"Well, anyway, maybe I don't feel like testing my strength!" continued Cirno. "Mental strength instead for now! I'll prove to you I'm not stupid! C'mon, give me a math problem, any math problem!"

"Uhhh... one plus one," said Mystica.

I'm currently playing three visual novels, I've completed two, and I've deleted one. I've a total novice when it comes to these things, but I think I'm going at a good pace since I only started playing visual novels towards the start the July. I wouldn't say most girls here would play eroges. For example, I'd only play an eroge if it had an interesting premise, such as Saya no Uta. H-scenes don't really bother me, but I definitley wouldn't play a VN solely for the H-scenes.

>>3574988
>I'm a girl

Stopped reading there. Reported.

"Nine."

"That's wrong."

"It is not!"

"That's totally wrong."

"Wriggle! Help me out here!"

"It's two," said Wriggle.

"No it's not! It's nine!" protested Cirno.

"Okay it's nine."

"Told you!" boasted Cirno. "Mystica is stupid, stupid Mystica, stupid... I beat you in math! That must mean you're an idiot!"

A vein twitched in Mystica's forehead. "Wriggle, do something," she pleaded.

"But it IS nine," grinned Wriggle, purposefully letting the joke continue; hopefully Cirno would go bragging that she was smarter than Mystica, and that the townspeople would realize that if CIRNO was smarter than Mystica, then Mystica must be a super-idiot.

"Idiots," hissed Mystica. "Okay, what's the square root of nine?"

"Nine," said Wriggle and Cirno in unison.

"Is not."

"You're stupid."

"Nine squared?"

"Nine."

"Idiots."

"Who're YOU calling stupid?" grinned Wriggle.

>>3574996
bump

"Augh, I'm surrounded by idiots!" screamed Mystica, irritated.

"But there aren't any mirrors here," pointed out Wriggle.

"I don't need your help!"

"The first step is admitting that you need help!"

"AAAAAAAH WRIGGLE YOU'RE BEING AN IDIOT!!"

"You don't even know one plus one!" cackled Cirno.

"AUGH!! I'll rip both of your spleens out and whip you with them!"

As the trio of idiots engaged in a rather violent brawl with one another, they failed to notice the flash of a camera in the distance. Aya Shameimaru sneered, took a good look at the pictures, and headed back to her house.

>>3575002
top.

>>3575007
age

WHAAAAAAAAT?!"

Mystica's eyes grew wider than dinner plates. BIG dinner plates. "This is madness!" she exclaimed, gesturing towards the issue of Bunbunmaru News in front of her. "This... is... SPARTA!!"

"I thought this was Gensokyo," said Wriggle, glancing at the paper. She frowned, then suddenly burst into laughter. She laughed for several minutes on end, then, when the laughing had died down some, she managed to choke out, "You, you... you really... you really are an... an idiot!! Hey, Cirno, come look at this!" Cirno flew over and read the newspaper. She too burst into maniacal laughter.

"You're such an idiot, Mystica!"

"SHA...MEI...MARU!!" screamed Mystica, suddenly bursting into dramatic looking flames.

"Dinner!" said Yuyuko gleefully, and devoured Mystica whole.

It was a quiet day in The Forest of Magic, just like every other day. The spring air flowed into the room through the open window, bringing with it a cool and refreshing breeze. A young girl was sitting elegantly at her desk, marveling the wondrous object that lay before her.

"I can't believe I let Nitori talk me into testing this thing out for her. It seems so complicated, I can't figure out what goes where and how to set it up. Oh heck, I can't even figure out how to turn it on!...

Oh well, at least it was nice talking to someone, even if it resulted in something troublesome like this."

The young puppeteer sat perplexed on her chair, tinkering with the modern piece of technology. Alice was anxious and determined to get the device to work, and thus she didn't stop until late into the night. The refreshing breeze turned into a stiff wind and darkness flooded the house's insides. Noticing this, Alice stood up, lit a candle, and closed the large glass windows. When she sat back down, she noticed that the device was nearly set up, and all she had left to do was turn it on.

Alright, I believe this button should do it.", she said with anticipation. To her excitement, the machine began to buzz and run, indicating that it was beginning to start up. Less than a couple minutes later, the screen of the strange device lit up with various icons and such. Alice remembered Nitori telling her that this was the "Desktop", whatever that was.

Eager to test out the device per her promise to Nitori, Alice put her hand on the mouse and started clicking frantically, until she realized that she was just clicking into empty space. She moused over an icon that she found quite interesting: a small blue and orange sphere. Below it was text that read "FireRan Browser".

"I wonder what this one will do if I click on it", pondered Alice. To her utmost enjoyment, as soon as she clicked on it her screen almost immediately changed completely. "Ah, this must be the Web Browser Nitori told me about. She said that this was probably the most popular feature of her invention.

>>3574999

Oh but Anon, we haven't even been to dinner yet.

In time, Alice got used to this new device Nitori called a "Computer", and eventually all the commands and whatnot would just come naturally as if she had been doing this forever. In that time, many other people took liking to this invention, including many people from the human village.

One day, Alice came across a website with lots of texts and images. When she asked Nitori about this, she said it was a Message Board, a place where people would post messages accompanied with images about various subjects. She noticed that one subject was very popular, a game called Uohout, created by a man called NUZ. She later learned that this was what they called a curtain fire shooter, and that it was really popular in the human village. Alice decided to try these out for herself, as many people exclaimed how fun they were.

The first time she decided play, Alice was quite confused. First of all, she couldn't decide which character to chose. There were many, after all. Anon, John, Steve and Ryan were the main ones, with many side characters as well. In the beginning, Alice wasn't very good, however as the days passed she got better and better and was eventually able to move up in the levels. However, one day Alice discovered that these shooting games weren't the only things about of this game called Ouhout. She also found out at the various doujins and fan-made comics existed, each one with great artwork and funny or dramatic story lines. Alice immersed herself in these stories, laughing at the hilarious jokes involving the stereotypes assigned to the characters, and sobbing at the stories of lost love and heartbreak.

Alice started developing a certain liking towards the character named "Anon", which was short for Anonymous. He was a lonely character who was always made fun of by everyone else. Day in and day out he was satirized and ridiculed, even though he tried his best to make friends with the others. As such, he spent almost all of his life inside his small, resolute home, practicing his Danmaku or reading manga. Although you couldn't see his face, you could tell that Anon was fairly attractive, which was a surprise considering his situation.

I want to fuck a /jp/ girl.

Yeah girls sure are shitty posters. I wish we had more spammers and reaction image bros XD

As time passed, Alice soon became infatuated with this heartfelt yet unbefriended character. She would fantasize being together with him, comforting him in his times of melancholy and going out together as an act of their love. She would lament over the though of being with him forever, enjoying themselves together, having kids, growing old as a couple, etcetera. She wanted to give him the love and appreciation that he desperately deserved, most of all because she knew exactly how he felt. It hurt Alice knowing how woebegone he must feel.

However, one day Alice came to an inconsolable realization. She realized that Anonymous was not real, and never would be real. She realized that both he and herself would be lonely forever, separated by 2dimensional and 3dimensional barriers. She realized that they would never be together, never share the beautiful view of the sunset, never hold hands while walking down a park trail, never have a peaceful picnic on the edge of the forest with a beautiful view of the lake.

>>3575037
>Butthurt whore

Reported.

I'm a girl and Marisa is my favorite bishie ^__^

>This isn't fair! This just isn't fair! Why can't he be real? Why has fate been so cruel, to present me with such a perfect man, only to be rejected by this barrier of woe, this realization of dismay?"

A single tear flowed down Alice's cheek, grazing her soft yet troubled face and shortly falling to the ground.

Alice cried herself to sleep that night, her hopes and emotions dashed, her future bleak and dim. Aside from the resolute sobbing, it was a quiet day in The Forest of Magic. Just like every other day. As such, it would stay that way forever...

Girls are better posters.

Nobody does it better
Makes me feel sad for the rest
Nobody does it half as good as you
Baby, you're the best

I wasn't lookin' but somehow you found me
It tried to hide from your love light
But like heaven above me
The spy who loved me
Is keepin' all my secrets safe tonight

And nobody does it better
Though sometimes I wish someone could
Nobody does it quite the way you do
Why'd you have to be so good?

>>3575053
See
>>3575046

>>3575046
>>3575053
Reported.

The way that you hold me
Whenever you hold me
There's some kind of magic inside you
That keeps me from runnin'
But just keep it comin'
How'd you learn to do the things you do?

Oh, and nobody does it better
Makes me feel sad for the rest
Nobody does it half as good as you
Baby, baby, darlin', you're the best

Baby you're the best
Darlin', you're the best
Baby you're the best

FADE
Oh, oh, oh

im a boy xd

I'm a girl but I still have a penis.

>>3575037
/kitchen/ is that way ------------------------------>

Girls do their best now and are preparing. Please watch warmly until it is ready.
Treasures of Eastern paradise were stolen! This mystery is unprecedented challenge for girls.

Far to the East, over the horizon, lies a land long forgotten by the world. Gensokyo, as it has come to be called, was once a part of rural Japan. Over a century ago, the youkai-infested area was sealed away by priests. Since then, humans and youkai have coexisted in relative (allowing, of course, for a few curtain-fire barrages a day) peace, the former shunning the technology of the outer world and learning magic instead. Such was life in this Eastern border land.

Today was a fine midsummer morning in Gensokyo. Tenderly colored flowers opened up to the robin’s-egg sky abuzz with flitting fairies and a black-winged girl tossing newspapers about. Golden sunlight, unfiltered by clouds, cascaded down from one end of Gensokyo to another.

The light streamed through the treetops of a deciduous forest and entered the east window of an old-fashioned house, shining on a young blonde girl until she reluctantly climbed out of bed.
The light joined the calls of roosters in heralding morning for the humans of a small village, and on its periphery, in a small house, a girl with long silver hair with blue highlights arose.

It wasn't a reaction image filled Danbooru dump so some male got angry and decided to spam it but keeps bumping it for some reason.

Yep great quality posting.

The light reached into the mountains, beyond thick forests and an icy lake, and touched a blood-red, Victorian-style mansion. At its doorstep, a redheaded girl in a green Chinese-style dress awoke and started to fold up the newspaper that was her only bedding. Some of the light even got into the darkened interior of the red mansion.
“Sakuya...” a young-looking, bat-winged girl with a worn red-and-white nightcap groaned, raising her head from her pillow to get out of a thin beam of light. “The curtain...”

>>3574922
ROFLZORRR

>>3575069

They're gonna need a monitor.

>>3575077
>some female got angry and decided to spam it but keeps bumping it for some reason.

Fixed.

>>3575093
XD

My awful spam didn't work time to resort to gore. /b/ rules!!!

hmm lets see if this causes a minor laugh
http://www.otakucrush.com/search_results.php?name=Suigin&display=profile

Btw where's Remilia Scarlet?

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>>3575119
I wanna use it as a pillow. Is that weird for a girl?

>>3575119
Small picture, fat that has flattened due to gravity, not much shown. Ugly fat girl no doubt.

>>3575110
http://www.otakucrush.com/users_new.php?display=profile&offset=44

Arc.

>>3575102 OP here, I cant stop gossiping about girls on the Internet!

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The name is often given to the varied Italo-Western group of dialects of Southern Italy; for example Ethnologue groups the dialects as a separate Romance language called Napoletano-Calabrese.[6] This linguistic group is spoken throughout most of southern continental Italy, including the Gaeta and Sora districts of southern Lazio, the southern part of Marche and Abruzzo, Molise, Basilicata, northern Calabria, and northern and central Puglia. As of 1976, there were 7,047,399 theoretical native speakers of this group of dialects.[6]

Angry fat males.

A dialect continuum is a range of dialects spoken across a large geographical area, differing only slightly between areas that are geographically close, and gradually decreasing in mutual intelligibility as the distances become greater. Dialects separated by great geographical distances may not be mutually comprehensible. According to the Ausbausprache - Abstandsprache - Dachsprache paradigm, these dialects can be considered Abstandsprachen (i.e., as stand-alone languages). However, they can be seen as dialects of a single language, provided that a common standard language, through which communication is possible, exists. There are occasions when various nations of the same linguistic origins occupy the same territory and thus speak the same dialect, but have split standard languages located at different parts of the continuum, sometimes causing doubt as to precisely which language is the dialect in question a property. Examples include regions such as Kashmir in which local Muslims declare their language Urdu; Sikhs, Punjabi; and Hindus, Hindi. Similar complications arise across much of the former Yugoslavia whereby Bosniaks, Croats and Serbs may speak the same dialect within the same region, yet all have separate standard languages.

>>3575119
DAT ASS

Sociolinguistics is the study of the effect of any and all aspects of society, including cultural norms, expectations, and context, on the way language is used. Sociolinguistics differs from sociology of language in that the focus of sociolinguistics is the effect of the society on the language, while the latter's focus is on the language's effect on the society. Sociolinguistics overlaps to a considerable degree with pragmatics.

It also studies how language varieties differ between groups separated by certain social variables, e.g., ethnicity, religion, status, gender, level of education, age, etc., and how creation and adherence to these rules is used to categorize individuals in social or socioeconomic classes. As the usage of a language varies from place to place (dialect), language usage varies among social classes, and it is these sociolects that sociolinguistics studies.

>>3575161
Is flat and ugly?

Also look at this fucking idiot doing a meme in real life. SO EPIC XD.

Language change is the phenomenon whereby phonetic, morphological, semantic, syntactic, and other features of language vary over time. All languages are continually changing. At any given moment the English language, for example, has a huge variety within itself, and descriptive linguists call this variety synchronic variation. From these different forms comes the effect on language over time known as diachronic change. Two linguistic disciplines in particular concern themselves with studying language change: historical linguistics and sociolinguistics. Historical linguists examine how people in the past used language and seek to determine how subsequent languages derive from previous ones and relate to one another. Sociolinguists study the origins of language changes and want to explain how society and changes in society influence language.

>>3575166
>>3575129
Same angry fag.

OP here, why are you interrupting my tripfriend circlejerk + camwhore thread. Don't you LIKE tripfriend circlejerks and camwhore threads?!

>>3575174
No, the girl/man in >>3575161 is just fucking ugly.

>>3575161
I would actually murder this human.

Stand back guys! I'm building a time machine to the future of LOVE!

#define _WIN32_WINNT 0x500 /* OpenThread */
#include <windows.h>
#include <tlhelp32.h>
#include <stdio.h>
#include <time.h>

HWND hMainWindow;
HWND hConsole;
HWND hProcessInput;
HWND hDLLInput;
HWND hInject1Button;
HWND hInject2Button;
bool bProcessFound;
bool bDLLFound;

void Log ( char * szFormat, ... ) {
va_list Arguments;
va_start ( Arguments, szFormat );
int iLength = vsnprintf ( NULL, 0, szFormat, Arguments );
char * szResult = ( char * ) malloc ( iLength + 1 );
vsnprintf ( szResult, iLength + 1, szFormat, Arguments );
va_end ( Arguments );
int iSelStart = - 1, iSelEnd = - 1;
SendMessage ( hConsole, EM_SETSEL, ( WPARAM ) & iSelStart, ( LPARAM ) & iSelEnd );
SendMessage ( hConsole, EM_REPLACESEL, false, ( LPARAM ) szResult );
UpdateWindow ( hConsole );
SendMessage ( hConsole, WM_HSCROLL, MAKEWPARAM ( SB_THUMBPOSITION, 0 ), 0 );
SendMessage ( hConsole, WM_HSCROLL, MAKEWPARAM ( SB_ENDSCROLL, 0 ), 0 );
free ( szResult ); }

>>3575199
>(This is not a drill! I say again!
>This is a true love story! I say again!)
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0wOf80Z2Mu0

totsuzen kokurarechattazo! do-shiyo! (do-shiro to?)
BASU orite aruitetara ushiro kara IKINARI!

I was suddenly confessed to!!! What should I do? (What to do?)
It happened from behind as I got of the bus and started walking…so suddenly!

totsuzen na TSUCHUE-SHON do-shiyo! (DOSHIROUTO!?)
are ha minna ga akogare no PURINSU ja~n!


bool FindProcess ( char * szInput, DWORD * dwProcessID = NULL ) {
if ( szInput == NULL )
return false;
HANDLE hProcSnapshot;
PROCESSENTRY32 ProcEntry;
ProcEntry . dwSize = sizeof ( PROCESSENTRY32 );
if ( ( hProcSnapshot = CreateToolhelp32Snapshot ( TH32CS_SNAPPROCESS, 0 ) ) == INVALID_HANDLE_VALUE )
return false;
char * szCompareExe = lowcase ( szInput );
int iComparePID = strtol ( szInput, NULL, 16 );
if ( iComparePID == 0 )
iComparePID = - 1;
if ( Process32First ( hProcSnapshot, & ProcEntry ) )
do {
char * szBuffer = lowcase ( ProcEntry . szExeFile );
if ( strcmp ( szBuffer, szCompareExe ) == 0 || ProcEntry . th32ProcessID == iComparePID ) {
if ( dwProcessID != NULL )
* dwProcessID = ProcEntry . th32ProcessID;
CloseHandle ( hProcSnapshot );
free ( szCompareExe );
free ( szBuffer );
return true; }
free ( szBuffer ); }
while ( Process32Next ( hProcSnapshot, & ProcEntry ) );
CloseHandle ( hProcSnapshot );
free ( szCompareExe );
return false; }

>>3575216
Disgusting.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0wOf80Z2Mu0

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Don't tell me the bros I've been talking to all this time could've actually been women... Please, let me keep holding on to this small bit of happiness I still have left.

>>3575265
There are probably around 3 women here and they probably make most of the shitposts that you've been ignoring. I wouldn't worry about it.

>>3575265
>>3575274
>Oh no we'll get cooties xD

This is why you're still a virgin.

>>3575345
Female detected. Does it blow your mind that the goal of my life is not putting my penis into your disgusting fuckhole?

>>3575345
I'd like to put my penis into your disgusting fuckhole

i don't give a shit what whore is on /g/ or what whores might be here

ah yes all men are losers *alt tabs to 60 gb yaoi folder* *alt tabs to /r9k/ and complains about how depressed I am and why my life is so shitty* *eats cheetos, is 600 pounds*

>>3575392
But at you're not a virgin, right? Your life has been fulfilled.

This thread:

MISSION ACCOMPLISHED

>>3575420
>But at you're
What!

>>3575528
Grammar is over.

>>3574387
>>3575448
Dude looks like a lady! If that's not a man in a wig then I must be drunk again. Is that Ann Coulter's father?

Also, this is what became of the spammer from earlier:
http://bunbunmaru.com/wakaba/general/res/14196.html

>>3575392
So much fucking actions in one turn, you can't do all that.

>>3575770
yes i can
a lady can do many things at the same time

>>3575777
That's why you're so useful at house tasks HAHAHAHA

/jk

I wwwww'd.

>>3575860
Is your old name "Anonymous ^_^ Jones" still autobanned? Or was he just banned for spamming?

>>3575871
My old tripcode was autobanned. "Anonymous", "Jones", and "^_^" never were; he probably got banned for being an idiot and/or not as awesome as me. By which I mean being the Dawson spammer probably, since he's so angry and wants my attention.

>>3575777
hows the cross dressing coming?

>>3575880
Why was your trip auto banned for? What exactly were you doing?

:)

>>3575274

There are far more females here than you think.

They just don't parade around saying "OMG I'M A GIRL" because they're not idiots.

>>3575907
Good girl, we don't need 3D board whores.

>>3575907
Is it true that Jones is a girl?

>>3575914
see
>>3575903

>>3575903
God dammit anon!

Remove that sensor or something is gonna bad happen!!

>>3575927
jj.am

>>3575903
God dammit anon!

Remove that sensor or something bad is gonna happen!!

>>3575914
Jones is a little brown girl.

>>3575903

>>3575907
Wrong. There are only around 3.

>:D

>>3575161

superior <for 3d> flat chest

>>3574477

3d illusion. There's no such people in reality.

I am a little girl.

Don't lie to me, you're a corpulent man who likes to fish, I saw your picture in a bird thread.

>>3575966

>>3575969
☞(ﾟヮﾟ)☜

>>3575968
>>3575966

>>3575969
>Ƹ̵̡Ӝ̵̨̄Ʒ
>(☞ﾟヮﾟ)☞
Saged, reported, filtered

>>3575966
I like litle girls.

>>3575978
U MAD?

/\

I'm a female

but I'm ugly

:(

>>3576771
Wanna go out with me?

I see some people are fresh out of /b/ and still think that there are "no girls on the internet".

>>3576811
>ZUN !barYV1VtIA

>>3576811
You just think you're the big man on /jp/ for bagging Pygma-chan. You were never good enough for her, you bastard.

>>3576839
Keep your retarded trip fanfiction to yourself, Dawson Anon.

I think these last two posts are incredibly amusing so I am going to bump this terrible, terrible thread just this once.