/jp/ - Otaku Culture

Disproven.

I was going to post Byakuren but she's a bit of a coward.

Except for Sanae. She's a good girl.

Repent!

>>3584588

Employed a low-ranking rat youkai to find the item of supreme importance she lost due to incompetence rather than own up to her mistake. An idiot and a coward.

>>3584594

Claims that her brand of justice is right for everyone, and that those who disagree should be put to the sword. A greedy person, albeit in a dogmatic sense.

>>3584596

WHAT PART OF "WHORE" ARE YOU UNABLE TO UNDERSTAND?

>>3584601
Shou's power is simply so amazing that she knew she had no need to tell anyone or even bother looking for it before it was needed. There is no sin in being confident in your own abilities.

She may not be a fine upstanding citizen, but she's not a whore, a coward, or greedy.

>>3584613

She wants to keep the sublime beauty of nature all to herself, and murders anyone who says otherwise. Greedy.

>>3584612

Meanwhile, cowardly Youkai Jesus gets to rot. Yeah, no.

>>3584613
>She may not be a fine upstanding citizen

You mean she's not terrorizing humans enough?

Paragon of self-discipline.

>>3584619
Even Shou can't do anything about being trapped underground. Dunno what the fuck they were doing for the 800 or so years before Gensokyo was created.

Lady Suwako is none of these things

Mima
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>>3584644
Whore that taught Sanae all the best methods for gathering faith.

>>3584630
I found you in THE CODE

>>3584644
non-virgin

>>3584637

She considers submitting to Yuyuko's depraved desires to be just another duty, one she welcomes with open legs. Slut.

>>3584644

Canonical non-virgin.

Neither a slut, a coward, nor greedy.

>>3584682
Don't give me that elegant look. I know you're a real party animal.

>>3584681
Literally wipes history away to hide. Coward.
>>3584677
Bashful? Hiding in a bucket? Coward.

Everyone has character flaws. Even Aya, but I love her anyways.

She is not a slut. Fuck you in advance.

>>3584692
Well, that what her power is. Consuming history.
Under the full moon, the explanation becomes a bit different and less defined, but most people feel she has other issues to concern herself with during full moons. Like staying in control, usually.

>>3584698
Right, she's a whore. Compensation only!

>>3584667
If you aren't a virgin, you're a whore?

>>3584601
Extreme stretch to try and paint Shikieiki as greedy. Her ability is to judge things as black and white, so in reality, her brand of justice is right for everyone, and she also looks into absolutely everything in order to make that judgment. Not only that, she is said to appear before people and scold them in an attempt to put them on the right path before death.

Don't talk about her that way, it's rude.

>>3584703

>>3584702
According to /jp/, yes.

>>3584703

An ability that lets you disregard circumstance and the shades of grey that color our world is just a penchant for ignorance and oversimplification.

>>3584705

>>3584705
You like that huh?!
PAN!

>>3584710
I see it as the ability to regard every single circumstance and motive to make the correct decision. It's said that her process for deciding on where a spirit goes is actually extremely complicated.

Nobody's replied to Rumia yet. doubt u can.

>>3584721
Does she use that to fight with as well?
Understanding the circumstances and motive of every attack, and always making the correct decision?

>>3584722

She flies about with no other aim in life than to consume human flesh.

>>3584722
She eat the meat of any random person she catches.

>>3584729
I think her ability only concerns people and where they will be placed in the afterlife, but I don't know. Perhaps she can judge if the attack is black or white (good intentions vs bad intentions).

>>3584741

Shikieiki did apartheid.

>>3584733
>>3584730
Those are lies and you know it.

>>3584744

What are you, some kind of youkai apologist?

>>3584745
And what are YOU, some kind of human apologist?

>>3584733
No, just SOME random people she catches. It's hardly her goal in life.

>>3584749

The only canon info on Rumia is she is an idiot and flies around randomly trying to eat people.

>>3584761

>>3584761
Emphasis on flying around randomly. She isn't TRYING to eat people, they're just attacks of opportunity if she feels like it at the moment.

>>3584756

Clearly a coward. She hides behind her master, and her master's master.

Rumia can't see shit in her bubble of darkness and just runs into trees all day long

Canon

>>3584761
Rumia doesn't eat people. She doesn't even attack people. And she certainly doesn't want to. Canon.

>>3584585

... is this some sort of reverse psychology? "Giv image dump plz?" Anyways...

The Mountain Queen would indicate your theory is either flawed, situational, or highly simplified.

>>3584773
Where, exactly?

>>3584773
ZUN is not happy with you. He wants you to read more of his writings.

>>3584779

And as a counterpoint I would suggest she walks around exposing her abs and wearing translucent clothing. That slut!

>>3584779
The mountain queen is greedy and a whore.

>>3584781
>>3584784
BAiJR, faggots. Read it.

>>3584787
Haha. More like you will submit to her and you will like it, you little slut.

Yuuka is the only one perfect.

>>3584789
ZUN is not happy that you are ignoring his character designs.

>>3584789
What, that? You're ignoring
>Attacking humans is a youkai's job.

Not a whore. Probably had significant others in former lives, but she's still pure at the moment.

Not a coward. She's traveled to some of the more dangerous locations in Gensokyo in her past to record information about its dangerous inhabitants. Besides, at the moment, she's physically the youngest Touhou character.

Not greedy. Her reincarnation is contingent on her work on the Gensokyo chronicle. She muses in the prologue of PMiSS that, if the relative peace of Gensokyo survives, the chronicle may become regarded only as a historical phone book of its more notable inhabitants, and she would have no reason to seek another reincarnation.

>>3584785

I do not see that listed with OP's supposed vices. Do you?

>>3584817
Yeah. It falls under "whore."

>>3584812
>Eeeh, what a pain.

>>3584789
The motherfucking 東方求聞史紀 written by the motherfucking ZUN himself, do you read it motherfuck?

>>3584826
Yeah, which is why she only conducts attacks of opportunity when she feels like it.

>>3584820

No.
By definition, a whore is paid for a service.

>>3584829
You're saying this as if you weren't aware of all those other instances of Akyuu's words being outright wrong or falsified later.

>>3584832

>Rumia: I bump into trees all the time, but that just goes to show what darkness is all about.

>>3584832
Yes, but he obviously was including sluts as well as whores.

>>3584838
Obviously haven't played the game and read Rumia's dialogues...

End of discussion.

I love how on one hand we're told Youkai are dangerous and could eat us, but on the other hand we're told that the Spell Card rules assure safety so long as you actually have a duel which fans would have us beleive are completely compulsory. Oh no, I lost, I guess you can't eat me because that's covered in the rules as well.

>>3584829
Obligatory read for anyone citing PMiSS:
http://touhou.wikia.com/wiki/Perfect_Memento:_Monologue

>>3584841
So she's some sort of Gensokyan Billy Mays, giving out live demonstrations of her miracle product Darkness?

>>3584844
ZUN is a power retconner.

>>3584844
You mean the ones where Reimu tells her to go eat humans (and then attacks her for being in the way)?

Proven wrong.

>>3584859

She wants all of the world's misfortune for herself. Greed.

>>3584859
A coward who would rather passively gather curses than confront the cause.

Obligatory youkai fact image.

Medicine is none of those.

>>3584862

To protect everyone else.

Come again.

>>3584863

Passively? It was never explained how she gathers curses.

>>3584859
Misfortune-sucking whore.

>>3584869

She eats and cooks for the whole family at the same time. Truly a most refined fox spirit there.

>>3584869
Am I sick for thinking that picture is still extremely cute?

>>3584886
Yes.

Welcome. Welcome to a new, diseased world.

>>3584886
No. They're just enjoying a meal.

>>3584886
This is the best Touhou image, so it's okay.

>>3584877

I hope you aren't trying to use a doujin as proof.

>>3584883
Yukari's shikigami. Whore.

>>3584886

Is it sick when a kitten plays with a mouse?

>>3584883
Muramasa's foxes are superior.

>>3584894
Every time you get into a canon-fight about touhou, ZUN forgets to register for comiket.

>>3584890
>Welcome. Welcome to a new, diseased world.

Will there be leprosy moe?

Obviously not a whore or a coward, and not particularly greedy either.

>>3584894
Doujin are the only thing that matters.

>>3584895

... and as a familiar, Ran most certainly does not get paid for any service at all. Thus, not a whore.

>>3584901

I was eating. Thanks a lot.

>>3584908
Torturing defenseless frogs. Coward.

>>3584916
They live through it! most of the time

>>3584909

lolno

>>3584899

There's always Reitaisai.

>>3584910
If having access to Yukari's full power is not enough pay, I don't know what is.

>>3584677
because slut + slut = pure right?

>>3584924

It puts you in a sort of Disney genie situation. You get "phenomenal cosmic powers", but only when someone else wants you to.

In either case, it's not a monetary reward for a specific - sexual - service.

>>3584901
I have never seen a case of leprosy . I thought the skin just falls off or something?

>>3584916
The frogs started it, eating defenseless sprite-height fairies.

>>3584951
Long as you're posting her: Not a whore, coward, or greedy.

ITT fags try to justify why their waifu isn't a greedy coward whore, while others attempt to disprove by grasping at straws,

>>3584973
Problem?

>>3584950
Yet she willingly accepted it in the first place.
She was already strong, yet her lust for power drove her to become a slave. Not even talking about sex here. Maybe that makes her a coward too, given that she's quite strong by herself.

>>3584973
OP was just asking for it.
What did you expect, a thread about Japan?

>>3584979

Never said the thread wasn't good.

>>3584985

>Yet she willingly accepted it in the first place.
>She was already strong, yet her lust for power drove her to become a slave.

Source?

Not a whore, coward, or greedy. In fact, she continues to do her job - announce the arrival of spring - even as people hate on her for it.

>>3584973
My waifu is both greedy and a coward. I willingly admit this.

Koishi can't be greedy because she has no emotions.

>>3584985

Although you got a point, at least one theory of Ran's origin makes her out to be perhaps not cowardly, but very afraid of confrontation.

exception

whore, a coward or simply greedy.
NONE of those

Tewi is none of those. None. Prove me wrong.

>>3585124
Whore: Semen medical properties.
Coward: A fugitive.
Greedy: Overcharges for medical services.

>>3585147
Does she charge at all?

>>3585124

She fled from her natural death, becoming an abomination in order to stave off the grim reaper.

Coward.

>Greedy: Overcharges for medical services.

Eirin barely even cares for the payment. Canon

>>3585158
I'd be more concerned about her killing the rest of the party sent to bring Kaguya back, then attempting to bribe the humans with her with Hourai Elixer only to murder them after they refused.

>>3585158
Kaguya made her drink the Hourai Elixir too so that Eirin could join her in exile.

>>3585147
>Overcharges for medical services

Well we're gonna have to do something about that.

Yet another exception. These things are just piling up.

This thread is great for one reason: I love seeing the "they're all greedy, selfish whores" crowd making such enormous leaps of logic.

>>3585188
>implying obama isn't in bed with insurance companies

>>3585192
Remi thread?

>>3585210
hopefully not in b4
OH THE FUCKING NOES
IT'S OBAMA THE BLACK PRESIDENT
WE'RE ALL SCREWED, COMMUNIST DEATH PANELS LOLOLOLOL

this one

>>3585192
She's all three.

>>3585227
>implying anyone but democrats give a shit Obama is black.

Nitori obviously isn't greedy or a whore, and her willingness to confront the protagonist in mof shows she isn't a coward.

>>3585241
>implying a good 30% of republicans aren't racist scum

>>3585241
>implying that you're Republican, and therefore the kind of complete imbecile who would >imply things on 4chan

>>3585249
As much as I like Nitori, she only fought the protagonist because her optic camouflage failed. She's actually very timid.

>>3585256
>implying that liberals can't imply, a blatant falsehood

>Everyone in Gensokyo is a whore
Fanon only.

>a coward
Many fans find them cute just for that.

>or simply greedy.
IMHO that's a pretty cool character trait.

>>3585272
I'm a complete imbecile, but at least I didn't vote McCain-Palin.
It takes one to know one, y'know?

>>3585014
Coward,
she destroyed her 3rd eye because she didn't want to people to hate her for reading their minds.

>>3585302
No, she shut her third eye because she noticed that it was going to make her sister lose.

>>3585287
>I'm a complete imbecile
>I didn't vote for McCain-Palin
No comment.

Less politics bickering, more explaining why Obama isn't a whore, coward, or greedy.

>>3585349
But political bickering is all I know how to do!

>>3585349

He's certainly a whore for selling promises that US citizens should know better than to trust by now and reneging on them when his completely naive policies fail.

Coward in the sense that he'd rather ignore those that have an idea how things are going (General McChrystal on Afghanistan) so as to give interviews that only make him appear popular to the people (Men's Health is the most recent).

Greedy by attempting to increase an already bloated government's power, which isn't something unique to him for the past 5 presidents.

>>3585223
I wouldn't mind that Remi thread now.

>>3585379
General McChrystal is a drama queen. What with all of the election fraud going on in Afghanistan right now, a troop surge is a bad idea (what, you want to legitimize ballot box stuffing?).
I won't deny that Obama loves the photo-ops, but the same could be said of all politicians. And I'm something of a socialist, so personally, expansion of government and reversing the Bush administration's privatization disasters isn't bad in my eyes.

>>3585392
How about next time when I feel like it to?

But you still help me though?

>>3585429
and only if you're around?

>>3585429
Maybe.

>>3585423

>General McChrystal is a drama queen

Drama queen or not, completely ignoring the person put in charge of overseeing an important military venture overseas for useless press disgusts me.

Agree on the current political problems and how increasing troop size won't solve them.

I don't respect socialism (nor am I a fan of nearly unconstrained capitalism with only an entity that has a monopoly on force to oversee it) largely due to its impracticality (here in the US at least) but I don't want to devolve this thread into further unrelated material.

Yuyuko isn't a whore!

>>3585469
She's a glutton. Greedy.

Barack Obama will be remembered as the president who escalated the unwinnable war in Afghanistan, much like how LBJ is known as the president who escalated Vietnam. He'll do other important things, but they'll all be eclipsed by this foolishness of epic proportions.

>>3585480
As an American, let me say that I remember LBJ for absolutely nothing. Go educational system!

Greedy? Not enough canon info

Coward? Enough canon info to say no

Slut? Not enough canon info

Thus, because we cannot say that we know by canon that Flandre is any of these, then that means that not everyone to date is a Greedy, cowardly slut.

Youmu.

>>3584590

No, Sanae is neither a whore, a coward, greedy or a good girl.

She's a slut.

Ran isn't a slave. She's Yukari's wife.

None of the other master/servant or other long-lived/eternal couples have gone so far as to share their family name.

Having the ability to merge their power is just an added benefit.

None of those.

>>3585676
If you want to play the not enough canon info card, here you go.

>>3585842
Who ever said she was greedy, cowardly, and a slut as well?

>>3584578
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>>3585928
Nobody, which is why she is not.

>>3585480 He'll [Obama] do other important things, but they'll all be eclipsed by this foolishness of epic proportions.

I'd be surprised if he does anything. The only difference between his administration at the moment and Clinton's is that he has the misfortune of entering the office towards the beginning of a major financial crisis.

>>3585964

Clinton also got credit for the .com boom which Bush had to ride out when it bust.

Satori

>>3586162
Satori is a NEET, which makes her greedy, in addition to being a coward.

>>3584698
The only true statement in this thread.

>>3586116

Balanced by Obama's Nobel Peace Prize

It's ridiculous that you'd even ask characters to be perfect. I like almost all of Touhou characters despite their faults.

>>3586228
Quiet, we're trying to have a rousing argument that requires consulting ZUN's writing here!

>>3586228
Every character /jp/ likes has flaws.

Archer's a hypocrite, Beato is... Beato, Gilgamesh is an egotistical sexist.

But since they idealize the toohoos cause they're lolis, they don't want them to have flaws.

- Not a whore
- Fought the hero a second time just to protect her master
- Gives out slashings for free.

>>3586235
>Quiet, we're trying to have a rousing argument that requires ignoring ZUN's writing and consulting fanon here!
Fixed that for ya'.

>>3586262
- Over eager to fight.
- Ignores her own needs (What's a vacation?)
- Serves Yuyuko without question, despite her doing things like STEALING SPRING on a whim.

>>3586282
This isn't a point out flaws thread. None of that makes her a whore, coward, or greedy.

No character in fiction or reality fits this description.

Coward?
Not cowardly? Then they're violent and greedy for violence.
Whore?
Not a whore? then they're a virgin and too cowardly to find someone to love

Rikako says hi.

Whore? Nope. don't think anybody's seen any of her extremities.
Coward? She was brave enough to outfight everyone and reach Yumemi's ship, so nope.
Greedy? No, she does it for SCIENCE.

Find something, even non-canon, to prove me wrong.

>>3586318
Haha, you know she has no fanon because nobody knows who she is. What a false gesture.

>>3586318
Rikako: Heh, heh. Only one person left. One more person and I'll have defeated them all.
Moreover... The last girl looks weak.
Too bad for her...

Yumemi: Would you like to assist me?
Rikako: What's in it for me?

Hey gais whats going on here?