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>>35877929

I had a dream where every 2hu didn't have faces and just muttered things i couldnt understand kinda scary

>>35877929
I had a dream where I was Sanae last night. Or at least, everyone was calling me Sanae. I just went around and told people about religion or something.

I've tried to dream about 2hus and to escape more & more into the realm, but i've never been too successfully. However, I do appreciate these times, maybe before i'm asleep, maybe i'm actually dreaming, but I have clear visions of everything nonetheless, as if I was there.
But my 2hu dreams are anything but real, I warp them towards my selfish ideals, and even hints of selflessness could be argued otherwise, though perhaps it is the depression speaking.
Either way, most of the dreams were me engaging in Slice of Life with different Touhous, though the most reoccuring must have been the Moriya Shrine crowd, and perhaps the SDM 2nd, along with other isolated cases. Usually, I was under their care with no particular expectation, and it would be the opportunity to share some heart warming moments. From taking a breakfast, to just walking around, to showing them the curiosities I had somehow brought over to them, like I don't know, a Game Boy Advance.
Nothing particularly outstanding happening besides basking in a ideal world: A world of entertainment through trivialities, of optimism and happiness. Simple pleasures like offering Kyouko an ice cream.
I think I might have had 1 nightmare involving Touhou that I can roughly remember: It happened some time during Winter. I'm pretty fine with the cold usually to the point that even in Winter, I sometimes leave the windows open to feel some fresh air and reinforce the need of being under a large, warm blanket, which i'm very fond of. It's in this context that I had my nightmare, where I got lost in a forest until I came face to face with Letty, who was pretty horrifying. No being taken care of, No being taken anywhere for safety under the cold of the forest, nothing. Besides the thick layer of clothes, I could barely even see her face, but I remember waking up as she got close to me. Honestly, it might have been closer to that old ski freeware game where you get chased by a monster than any idea i'd rather have of Letty. I woke up scared, a bit sweaty, and with a flu. I used to enjoy the night a lot but I grew paranoid of it, not because of a forest stroll but just weird stuff I've seen happen in the night, more grounded than just a Yuki Onna. My occasional visit to family that lives in the countryside always has these moments of anxiety where nothing is turned on and i'm walking around, hearing the wild life at night. It should be calm & relaxing but I don't know, I get scared easily.

me dream where peepee suck haha

>>35878598
Being scared of the dark is natural, especially in a foreign place.
Wildlife can sound freaky as fuck, foxes and wild cats come to mind

I had one dream where Patchouli was got high of LSD

>>35880023
moar info?

Had a dream where i was sitting on the back of Marisa's broom and dropping bombs i held in my hand down

>>35877929
like always Yukari came, told me something then i woke up and forgot everything she said.

>>35890581
where did she take you?

>>35893034
she doesn't take me anywhere, she is always out of my reach. the dreams are like any other but she comes out of her eye gap thing and starts speaking to me, i don't go to Gensokyo or anything she simply invades my dream, smiles and starts to speak to me even when the dreams are all fuzzy i can still remember her face and the fact that she was there but not why or what she is talking about.

I have only seen touhous in a dream once.

I don't remember how the dream started, but I ended up in a large red hall with pillars, not unlike how I imagine the interior of the mansion in Lotus Land Story. Yuuka was there. I recall wondering if I was in danger. Now there had already been strange stuff happening to me before I arrived there and saw this, so I was already suspicious that I was dreaming.

I remembered that you should try to read text or a clock if you think you are dreaming, so I pulled out one of my cards. When I angled it, the letters on it hung in the air as if they where separate from the card. I remember wondering if I was lucid dreaming now, or how much freedom there was to take advantage of. Yuuka and I moved to greet each other. I started raising my arms to hug her. But then I woke up.

I'm not sure if the Yuuka I saw looked like a normal human or more 2d. Her intense red eyes where immediately obvious though.

I had a dream yesterday.
I couldn't tell if they were laughing or crying.
No, not directly touhou related.

>>35890255
i want to nuke a city with Marisa

>>35897601
damn

>>35895469
so you have normal dreams and then yukari suddenly appears in them?

Nevermind, I think I know what it was.
mad.

>>35877929
None.

>>35913597
pretty much

>>35897601
>Yuuka and I moved to greet each other. I started raising my arms to hug her. But then I woke up.
That's the weird part about dreams. Some things happen, and then there's stuff that just doesn't happen because the dream doesn't allow it to, and even if you do it gets all weird.

>>35877929
I dream of shitposting with them.

>>35904443
Which city?

>>35928894
Helsinki, finns always say it needs to be nuked.

I've been having somewhat of a recurring dream lately. I sort of posted about it on one of the previous threads, but since it has returned twice more over the past week, I'll provide more details.

The beginning was very similar in all three cases (although I can't recall the 1st one clearly) - I'm in the SDM library chatting with Patchouli about medieval alchemy, eastern mysticism and their relation and compatibility with modern scientific developments whilst performing some sort of experiment. Suddenly, Patchouli glances at our apparatus and recoils in shock. During the last two recurrences I've heard the lyrics from "Axes of Evil" by 3IOB - "In a fortnight they'll be here, legions of the nameless fear" (not sung by anyone in particular, but seemingly echoing from the distance).

From this point on, all dreams turned into a somewhat disjointed set of visions, most of them from the bird's-eye view (the sets differed between each dream). Most of them, however, featured scenes of battle with various 2hus fighting off the encroaching hordes of lovecraftian abominations and demonic creatures made of flesh and metal (kind of like the demons from Doom). The more detailed scenes featured things like Alice's doll army defending the northern approaches to the Hakurei Shrine by holding the Forest of Magic and the Haniwa Army Corps fending off assaults on the Youkai mountain (pic related is pretty close to this one) and most other 2hus that I'm familiar with aiding in Gensokyo's defense - Suika leading a contingent of oni and Shikieiki reincarnating the souls from the underworld into Patchouli's magical constructs to bolster the faltering defenses. Some more tragic scenes included Orin sacrificing herself in a successful attempt to block the demon host from entering the Nuclear Furnace and Yuuka's garden getting torched despite her best efforts.

I also saw myself a few times, mostly from a third person perspective. The first scene was Kogasa forging a longsword, glistening with blue light, for me shortly before she died in a last ditch effort to protect the human village from being overrun. Another one featured me helping Nitori with optimizing the weaponry she placed on the Youkai mountain (apparently powered by Utsuho's nuclear sun).

The most memorable scene featured me, Reimu and Marisa going against the leader of the army ravaging Gensokyo (presumably Nyarlathotep, although his exact identity was hard to tell as he manifested as a roughly humanoid blob of darkness and could change form at will). This last vision was quite interesting, since, unlike others, it appeared twice, albeit in two different versions. In the first version, which was a little unclear, the killing blow was struck by either Reimu or Marisa, while the second version featured a protracted battle with both sides wearing each other down until I was left standing on my weakened legs face to face with my severely diminished yet still formidable foe. Reimu and Marisa were lying next to me, alive, but heavily wounded as they bore the brunt of his prior attacks. I raised my sword in preparation to strike the fiend, who deflected my first blow by conjuring a fiery blade of his own. Our exchange went back and forth with both sides taking and landing hits, unable to break the stalemate. However, my otherworldly foe was clearly winning this war of attrition so I had to think of something quick. My moment came when he, frustrated by my endurance, raised his sword in a reckless strike, which I barely managed to counter with a schielhau, deflecting my opponent's blade and piercing his chest at the same time. My shining blue sword (presumably the one forged by Kogasa in an earlier scene) went straight through his heart, causing the daemon to immediately disintegrate. My dream self fainted straight after, causing me to wake up.

>>35929205
Major city?
What's so bad about it?

>>35929892
Have you been playing a lot of Eratohok or Castiron Flame?

>>35933194
I've been playing a ton of Doom, Blood, Dusk, Amid Evil and other boomer shooters as well as the Touhou mod for Doom 2, which features a similar scenario. I'm also a pretty big fan of HP Lovecraft and have played the Call of Cthulhu TTRPG multiple times in the past. This and the fact that I like to daydream similar scenarios was probably what lead me to this experience.

>>35933664
i gotta do a rerun of the Touhoudoom mod, but am currently stuck on hideous destructor and demonsteele

>>35936884
How did you like Touhoudoom?

>>35897601
>Yuuka and I moved to greet each other. I started raising my arms to hug her. But then I woke up.
Even in dreams, we still can't get what we want.

>>35939443
its extremely well made

I had a weird dream.

I was hired to work in a Mansion, it was an old yellowish building, crumbling at the edges. My job was to clean it out (as in empty), together with two other workers.
We set out to work when i saw the owner, a middle-aged man with brown hair and immediately felt something off about him. I went to the east wing with an assistant and we split up, him going off in order to check something.
I head down into the basement and push a dresser which made a board come off, inside it was bones.
Chilled, i slowly back away and make my way up the stairs, but my coworker isnt there, so i wander around looking for him. All i find is some blood on the carpet. Then i hear steps coming from the hallway.
I panick and look for something to hide. I was in a large library with massive bookcases, so i scale one and hide behind the curtain, high up. Something enters the room, looks around, and then leaves. I climb down and immediately get the fuck out of the building through a bottom floor window. I get into the car and floor it to the small town downhill.
Arriving there, i noticed a that many other cars had vines growing on them. Suddenly, one of the vines slowly tries to creep up me, i freak and step away. Then i notice that other people have vines inside their ears, but seems to care. I see somebody without a vine and ask them what the fuck is happening, when one makes it way into them and they suddenly lean back, then jerk forward and have a changed tone. I act as if nothing happened and then back away, wondering who i should call to help with mind-controlling vines and a serial murderer when i remember Detective Satori. Thanks to the convient power of dreams i enter a pub and am transported to Satori's Office. She wasnt there, but Orin was.
Orin tells me that Satori was away for some reason but agrees to help me in her stead. She grabs a spray bottle full of a clear liquid, stating that its pure alcohol and the vines react badly to that. We step out into the streets and find my car completely covered in them. Just like what she said, they retract immediately once she sprayed a bit of ethanol on them. I drive up to the mansion again, having a gut feeling that the murderer is behind this too. We enter, armed with a .38 special and comb the house. In the dusty attic, we find a bunch of occult stuff and a bronze xiphos (greek short sword). I grab the blade and go downstairs. Reaching the main hall we are greeted by a dramatic villain plan reveal. Orin doesnt want to take this shit and fires, hitting him in the side. I rush, grab his shoulder, sink the entire blade down into his neck and then let it rip. The man collapses on the spot and doesnt even twitch.
Incident resolved, we head down into the pub having moved the portal to Chireiden a bit and swipe ourselves some drinks while the whole town is still knocked out and recovering. We have a good time drinking and it fades to black after a very drunk Orin tackles me.

>>35943737
I agree, although it's a bit sad that the author only decided to play around with the 3rd dimension during the extra story Reimu bossfight.

I dreamed I was stuck in Gensokyo at night, being attacked by some youkai that would pop out of nowhere. They would kill me and then I would respawn moments later, only to be killed again by more youkai. This continued on for a while until Reimu appeared and decided to protect me, but at some point she said she needed to do something and flew off somewhere, leaving me to die multiple times again.
Thanks a lot Reimu.

>>35951108
You should have offered her donations.

was playing a touhou game, you had the option to select between 8 different modes, power, speed, life-pickups, etc, between each chapter.
I thought it was lame that marisa had to use power for master spark, otherwise she shot an alice-doll SA-tier laser.
one of the characters was a mensis scholar, his non-power bomb was living string, which sent a large form of that item over to constrict/spasm over opponents, his power bomb was called "lie to the brain of mensis, and you'll end up in the bath" and summoned a messenger bath which took up most of the top half of the screen, the mensis brain hung above it and 4 or so living strings were sent from the edges of the bath to constrict/drown/spasm over opponents, I suppose if the opponents weren't already hanging over the bath the strings would drag them in

>>35950755
Was the dream at all lucid?

>>35960969
no. i felt in control but didnt realize it was a dream

>>35955434
So it was a sort of touhou - bloodborne crossover?

Did anyone here have 2hu related nightmares?

>>35961115
Did you ever get lucky enough to have a lucid one?

>>35962369
suppose so, the two have been mixed in a fair few dreams for me

>>35968605
i can get lucid dreams if i force it hard enough with pre sleep meditation, but most of the time i just let them play out unless its a nightmare

>>35969257
Do you have any tips on this pre-sleep meditation?

>>35929892
that sounds like the Touhou Doom

>>35975031
I've been playing that mod a lot over the past month so I guess it's not surprising that it crept into my dreams.

>>35919359
She's real and messing with you.

>>35984093
i don't if she is real but yes she loves to screw around.
here's the only dream where i can remember her very well i already posted this before but i will keep it short.
i am in this house that was a mixed of an old house i used to lived and something completely new, Yukari was asleep on a futon and i really needed to tell her something (i wanted to go out to do something but i don't know what) but she wouldn't wake up. I go to the kitchen and i see Ran cleaning something she pays me no mind in fact i can only remember her back and her huge tails, that's where i noticed that i am really small compared to her and Yukari in fact the whole house feels huge compared to my size, i think i managed to left the house at some point but i don't remember it's all blurry from there, theres no need to say who i really was in that dream.
Another funny fact , this dream happened after some anon and i where talking about Yukari appearing in our dreams and he also dreamed about Yukari that day but in his dreams he confronted her while i simply became an unaware pet of hers.

Not really a dream, unless I forgot but today it feels like past visions came true in some way.
It makes me wonder what the future has in store if the ones I have already seen have come to pass.

>>35987421
I had a dream where Yukari invited me to play mahjong because there only were 3 players

Dreamt I was running along a boardwalk over a lake and I had this feeling I had to do something or I'd be missing an event of earth-shattering importance, I see this guy sitting at the end of a branch of the boardwalk at a wooden picnic table and know I gotta make it to him in time, but I'm not fast enough so I do a certain thing I do in dreams to go faster: get on all fours and push myself along backwards. I make it to this guy and I rear up and start belting the last couple stanzas of Scolded by the Princess at him in a terrible, breaking voice, making him cringe hard but I pay no mind as I grab the picnic table he's on and shake him violently over the water's edge.
Dreamt I was singing Thank you for. on a sidewalk and some old ladies pass me and they seem creeped out by me so I followed them while singing, so they start running, so I start backwards running after them whilst still belting the lyrics, and I hear a voice saying something like "3 ryo, 4 mon" which I took as outstanding praise from my wife Yukari, and had memories in the dream of her occasionally giving monetary ratings to Rinnosuke in ColA.

>>35990174
>backwards running
That is, doing the pushing myself along with all fours my stomach facing up.
Reminds me of this one dream I was watching the Pentagon from a hill with this dude and Yukari left the pentagon from some door and looked around right and left for people and, seeing nobody, flipped over onto all fours and scuttled off like a fucking insect, the dude next to me joked like "haha your crazy scheming world leader reptilian girlfriend sure is something huh" but I was frozen from the insane insect-in-human-skin movements and he started being creeped out too
And her coming out of the Pentagon reminds me of when she wrote the American Nuclear Launch Codes, in blue marker she wrote several chains of numbers on the whiteboard in front of a class of children and someone said isn't that dangerous and she said it didn't matter, and she said she loved my extremely lateral, unstable mind, and she could fly through the night for hours talking to me without getting bored

oh and of course I somehow get 649, I was tempted to post yesterday about how I looked up enma ai and she had 649 pictures on danbooru and also after a while of music that ended with Fractal Night I checked the time and it was 6:49(I've never looked at the time before and said oh hey its 6:49 before), I had those youmu dreams before with the 649 alien meteorite shit, well? what do you think everybody?

>>35993813
go back to doing detective shit erica

>>35989458
Last night's dream wasn't completely touhou related, but at some point I was talking with my dad and Yukari suddenly appeared and spirited him away with her gaps. Give me my dad back you hag.

>>35989458
>>35993982
don't bet your dad playing Mahjong

>>35993939
Checked. Today I dreamt I was playing as Flandre and using a pyromancy called Searing Flame that was like one of Keeper of the Old Lord's fire sweeps but thicker, heavier, it lingered in the air for a few seconds, inflicted frenzy build-up and the flame was scarlet coloured. Then dreamt I was slaying a colossal mecha hanging upside-down in space with Flan by using flames projected from a sword at the end of a staff recreating the end of an anime somehow by having bloodstains spread over certain parts of its body.

>>35994656
forbidden sun, sacred flame and BF/GC look more like flandre pyromancies

>>35994875
Using glitch and sacred flame to kill people is very Flan. I like my glitch triple Chaos Bed Vestiges, and my farron-flash double-cast Chaos Bed Vestiges.
Black Flame is Okina's spell. A crazy spell.

>>35995046
cbv is broken even without glitches
i once encountered a host in ds2 who used cheat engine to make danmaku out of spells

>>35995583
>cbv is broken
yeah and that's why its so enjoyable shitting on gankers using triple cbv

>>35993982
Wait for a sequel dream, maybe you'll get him back.

i had a dream, played with chen
thats it

>>36001507
Do you remember anything else?

>>36011184
we played, we had lots of fun

Once dreamt I left Gensokyo, from outside it was a great plateau ringed with forest, I descended from a natural ramp and then doubled back towards to base of the plateau and entered a cave. Within a large dark room were three guardians, to the left was an Amygdala clinging to a column, in the middle was a (youkai?)roadroller, and to the right was an agile humanoid. When I got past them I entered a place called Dimmlr. There was no light and everything was visible as visual snow in darkness. It was a youkai pandemonium where humans were hunted, tormented, killed, eaten and respawned endlessly.
Once dreamt I was wandering around Cathedral Ward. There was a great hole and I jumped down it and fell perhaps over a hundred feet before landing, the place name Dimmlr appeared on screen. The hole continued some more so I jumped down again and fell perhaps another hundred feet before landing, the place name Abyss appearing on screen.
Once dreamt I picked up a red dial-phone and was cursing some peoples to Dimmlr/Hell, when I left the phone Yukari came to me and said "Dimmlr is a very strange place."

>>35877929
i had a wet dream about Miko, i feel really ashamed of myself now, if you see Miko in your dreams just run away, you can't match the prince and she will ruin your underwear.

I had a scary dream that ended abruptly, maybe because I left the window open and got to see the light of the day, or something else, but I remember it more vividly than usual.
The locale was a mix between the Scarlet Devil Mansion, and something darker out of a horror game. I was hanging with the Watatsukis, I think. The mood was very weird, I felt like I was being teased, but not in any reassuring way. It's like I was a prey this whole time.
At some point, I don't know what exactly compelled me to do so, but I just ran away. I didn't find anyone on my way, but the locale grew gloomier and gloomier until I made my way towards some sort of basement that hosted a game. I woke up then & there, curious, a little anxious, and not falling back asleep.

>>36018847
Could provide more details for research purposes?

Once I wished for dreams about the SDM before going to bed, and then dreamt about lying on the floor of the foyer of a dark, locked, empty mansion. I counted the years I spent there, and lost count at 2 billion, though kept a vague count past 8 billion. The darkness eventually became somewhat comfortable. I ran out of bed upon waking, afraid of "building another mansion" in my half-asleep thoughts, and paced around outside until I stopped feeling awful.
Once dreamt a young lad fell deeply in love with Remilia and even got married to her. Then she locked him away in a mansion to pine after her for all eternity.

If there's a character you want to hear dreams about, I've dreamt about most of them.

>>36020016
i feel really ashamed about this but fuck it.
I don't remember why but she was laying naked on my bed, she had a boyish body (still female but she was flat and a bit muscular but not too much) and a grin on her face that was very smug, you could tell she was very sure of herself unlike myself who was terrified barely with my shirt off and sitting like a kitty on the bed, i wanted to leave the place but the prince seemed to read my mind or something. Suddently she grabs me from behind in an embrace and she starts to whisper lewd things into my ear, kissing my neck and pulling me into the bed while i struggled. Finally she manages to get me into the bed with her and needless to say she was a gentleman while i was like this https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=50bnHZLMqTI during the whole process.
That was so fucking gay and i am worried as to why my mind made up such scenario, usually i am the one who dominates and rapes in my dreams but the prince doesn't fuck around, run away if you see her, i feel less of a man now.

>>36021705
>That was so fucking gay
You dreamt of having sex with a woman, that's quite the opposite of gay.

>>35998549
Are sequel dreams an actual thing?

>>36022161
Dunno, although I did have a repeated dream that changed a bit (got a little further) during each iteration. I posted about it here >>35929892

>>36022115
yeah but i didn't acted very manly in that dream for some reason, that's what made me feel lame and gay

>>36021413
Have you had any dreams with Doremy?

Just dreamt I was in this yard with some people including one annoying shit practicing Japanese, I had a fumo and so did some others, my fumo went strangely limper than usual and I remembered something about the fumos going to die of SIDS at a certain time so I said "my fumo's fucking dead!" That annoying cunt also had a Yukari fumo and I planned to steal it from him, then did so, and put up with a long annoying looney toons bullshit chase where I could not seem to shake him. I got helped by some old man who was probably Shō Fu Kan, his attacks seemed to actually do something so I lost the faggot for a bit. I wanted him to escort me home but it seemed he couldn't be bothered so he parted ways with an "aba". Faggot comes back but he ends up strung up on a fence and seems to finally be done. Also stuck on this fence was Kaguya who had this amazing expression of extremely-weary indifference, I high-fived her, then foot-fived her, then left with a group of people. We came across this great view of a green valley and I said "now this is what I call a valley", we walked towards the sea and it the grass got pretty wet and muddy and I said something like "it'd be a shame if a kraken ate us all while we're bunched up like this" and the murder theme from psycho played as, from below, a giant purple toothy cephalopod maw consumed everyone except me who had jumped out, but then I got consumed by another one where I landed as I was thinking of teleporting home.

>>36022684
Not as much as I'd expect, but I did stop praying for good dreams from her years ago since it seemed to have no effect on the myriads of shitty dreams.
Some girl had a Doremy sweet-sleep mattress but didn't like it for some reason, so I took it off her hands.
Interacting with Doremy through this strange full body view-master thing, she gave me a hand job.
In a hotel arcade, I won a jackpot, so they were giving me a nice room with nice dinner and Doremy was by the bedside.
Saw Doremy, except she had weird short trunks for tits.

>>36022161
From my experience yeah

In grade 7 I tried really hard to have dreams about waking up near Reimu's shrine up against a tree, and being able to hang out with her and Marisa, like an innocent slice of life, probably because I was just a kid. It never worked, but I did enjoy just making up the story as I went along.

I've been having a bunch of Touhou dreams lately and I'm not sure why. Maybe reading this thread has inspired the dream maker area of my brain.
I just had a dream where Alice and Cirno were participating in a talent show, and their trick was putting Marisa and Rumia inside an oven and cooking them for as long as possible without them dying. Now I think they put some magic in the oven because when they came out they weren't burnt the slight bit, but somehow Cirno ended up burning herself throught the show.
When it was over Cirno asked a bunch of questions but i only remember one: what would we do if the magic didn't work and we had to rescue you?
They answered that they would want Alice and her to open the oven as soon as possible and throw in a bunch of freezing water. I wonder if that was the reason they had Cirno around.

Dreamt I was with a couple of faggots, I ignored them quite well, walked off but they chased me so I ran and the path ahead was like an obstacle course, after a while of chasing I woke up in an office with Hecatia holding a clipboard and marking me, she said my sense of direction was improved, poked my forehead and said it's good that my mental tentacles are working(pic related, they felt like it was shaped like that) I asked mental tentacles? but she was apparently so busy she got annoyed that I even asked and told me to take my gift which was by the door and leave, but one of those faggots entered and broke the gift and she shrugged "eh, doesn't matter."

Woke, then went back to sleep and dreamt I was with one of those faggots on a platform in space and there was a big TV screen with shitty bluepill entertainment and I was so unamused I chose to step off the platform and fall into space. I chanted Hecatia's name and was sucked into a golden vortex tunnel which I flew through for a while as dark shadows chased me. I was spat out on some concrete hanging off the side of a great church that was floating in space, a note flew to me and read "fuck me, if you want to do her then save me". I climbed a concrete face and found the entrance and entered the church which was filled with rich treasures, paintings and such including this one statue of a spider queen. Suddenly I was at the front of an assembly of a cult of nuns who were performing a ritual, three golden crosses descended from above with golden light and three nuns became pregnant. I found this abhorrent, left the hall and managed to trip over some priceless artifacts and break them, then thought fuck it and went around smashing everything. The nuns must have heard because they came after me and eyed me suspiciously, I bluffed and said I had a panic attack, they still seemed suspicious and one of them stepped forward and asked me to hold her in my big sailor arms, which made me shiver with lust. My lustful reaction had them unimpressed, one of them said something like "after all, he's uncool" and I was aware of space nun(lol) battleships outside the church aiming their dots on me(I presume their weapons wouldn't cause structural damage) but before they fired the fucking Star Fox crew appeared and started blowing up their ships with really beautiful violet explosion special effects(I was watching a movie? I remembered "how beautiful the sfx were") and woke up.

Then I thought about that note and realised it was from Hecate and that I had to save her if I wanted to make Yukari mine. So I(counter-intuitively) desperately tried to fall back asleep, imagining all kinds of things from lovely lap-pillows to vampires flashing hypnotic gazes, by the time I had given up on forcibly imagining myself to sleep I was quite tired, mentally, and actually fell asleep. The dream actually continued on, though I've forgotten the majority of this part, somehow I managed to make my way to and confront the male cult master of the space nuns, he cast the same seal he had cast upon Hecate upon me, which divided the mind into the phases of the moon, and though he successfully did this, somehow I won? It skipped to credits(back to being a movie again) and the credits were rather spoiled by advertisements for shitty bluepill entertainment. Then I woke.

Then I went back to sleep. I was in the middle of an award ceremony hosted by Hecatia. I was awarded the title of Hecate's #1 Witch and had a little flag divided into four squares, green and silver(pic rel). I questioned why #1 would be silver instead of gold but then realised oh, because silver is better than gold. There were awards handed out to other peoples, at one point the spider queen that statue was based off of came out, she was tall and somewhat monstrous but had an exotic charm, she said something about "love" but said it in a weird French? accent, as a joke of sorts, then left. At some point I saw Hades Izanami was present but she was sitting in a dazed stupor, I came to her and prostrated myself beside her. During the whole ceremony I was being an annoying ass so Hecatia, being easily pissed off, arranged a punishment for me later. At some point I was outside Hecatia's mansion, there were three children who had been transformed into little bugs and had been swallowed by another bug, I freed two of them but the last I squeezed out too late and had died. The other two children, transformed back, said something like "It's ok, he's in a better place now, right?" I said "nah, chances are he's reincarnated into a life even shittier than the one he just had." the kids replied "but that sounds shit" and I said "of course, the Universe exists for our suffering." I went back to the mansion, I knew that I wasn't supposed to explore the upper floors but did so anyway and a collar appeared on my neck and I was yanked by a chain to the top floor at the foot of a throne, with Morion's blades stuck in both my hands, and woke up.

Went back to sleep. I was in Hecatia's mansion and was on one of the lower floors stuck around an annoying faggot again, he was gloating a whole bunch about some videogame clips of himself. I was annoyed and bored out of my mind so I took a hard foam replica of Profaned Greatsword I had and whopped him in the neck so hard it broke and his head dangled around like a jack-in-the-box. I left to the floor above and found Yuyuko with a bunch of cats and played with them for a bit, she asked me for a secret passageway so she can sneak in and play sometime and I just happened to have been told one by Hecatia, if you did something by some blinds this cosmic star-filled secret passage was revealed. A whole class of children were watching and were chattering about what I just revealed and Yuyuko said isn't this bad? but I said it's ok and told on those children to forget and this command spread amongst them and suddenly they were all left wondering what they were just talking about. That annoying faggot from earlier, still with his head dangling around, run up the stairs shouting about how he's a retarded self-fellating piece of shit and I somehow I knew Yuyuko had hypnotised him into admitting this and I laughed my ass off so hard I woke up laughing my ass off. Also at some point I was made to ride a bucking bull around a colosseum along with others who were punished by Hecatia. End of consecutive dreams.

Dreamt this thread was stickied, with over 3000 posts, mostly retarded spam of course, but a huge chunk of posts looking like a cloud level from Mario "Yukari land", I had been banned as "repayment for superhuman arrogance" and there were red texts on my posts wildly misinterpreting them in sexual ways.

Dreamt this thread was stickied, with over 3000 posts, mostly retarded spam of course, but a huge chunk of posts looking like a cloud level from Mario "Yukari land", I had been banned as "repayment for superhuman arrogance" and there were red texts on my posts wildly misinterpreting them in sexual ways. I had been unbanned by the time I checked the thread, and was wondering whether or not to post my key dreams about Yukari.

Can some cute rich girl adopt me out of this NEET nightmare? I'm tired of these overly vivd dreams and nightmares. Yuuka came to me like 5 years ago and said "you look like you could use a vacation or three".

once dreamt I was on a flat meteorite apple farm with Hecatia sorting different apples
next part I'm with Akyuu and she has blood red eyes and stares up at the skies with absolute hatred for some cosmic bastard individual(fate, I theorise) she had brought death to several stars that bled as eclipses, her and I were to walk "the path to a great destiny" and we lined up at the sides of these two rows of stars that stretched on like a road and Hecatia stood between us and a promt appeared and once initiated many images of different places flashed by, the way was "visualise 10 times thoughtlessly each day for a 10/100/1000 days" at the end of the images the King of Fighters(who looked like a biege coloured male Okina) had been summoned to pass judgement upon the bastard, at first he acted in deference to Okina but quickly started to show hate-end

I wish I was lazing around a shrine drinking tea and taking it easy

>>36031071
Thank you for single-handedly keeping this thread alive

dreamt akyuu unleashed an apocalypse of worms upon mankind(out of apathy or something?) I was one of her generals and was infested by an especially large worm. things were underway when akyuu disappeared, we searched her room and found light blue crayon scribbles on the wall, it seemed cirno had made friends with akyuu and she no longer had the will to go through with it
dreamt I was hired to kill a couple of liquid humans. I walked down this very long corridor and found an old couple sitting in sofas. they indeed were liquid and extremely dangerous, they attacked me with spurts of themselves while still in their seats and I got chunked down to the size of a child before I bailed out a window, the female in the old couple chased after me out the window and I ran and called out for help this old woman's chasing me and this little girl who knew this old lady as a teacher and really hated her said "you chose the worst person to say that to" and she got on this little tricycle and wheeled after her shooting a nerf gun whilst chanting the lyrics to necrofantasia alr rewind and I thought "what a fucking hero" and "so this is where the sample comes from" I returned from my failed mission to devil corp, there was this poem by orin carved into the floor of the large lobby (guess it was dark soulsesque message)it in english in japanese though I cannot recall any of it, running around this lobby was aldrich faithful(they could team damage eachother, though reduced and no hitstun) and other phantoms...at some point I was in a bar room and there was a devil band and devil at the bar and the whole floor was a giant sigil and I walked around it trying to see if I could do it without ever retracing my steps, The Devil appeared and I asked him how to do it and he led me around in a dance at one point smiling which I contagiously reflected, he danced me to the center of the sigil then disappeared along with the other devils, I went to my office and was adjusting an akyuu wallscroll while being watching by akyuu and creased it a bit which got a frown from her, some announcement occured and apparently devil corp was shutting down so we started clearing our things, we went downstairs and pass by toyosatomimi no miko and I laughed like "ha! miko works for the devil too?" akyuu had lost some pendant and it was the plot of a kid who lured her around for a while before finally just coming out and saying he wants to duel her in a mobage and she's immediately yeah ok and her user name was "theyshouldcallmeHARDNEET" and she had far exceeded the kid's level of pay2win and grind in the game, thrashed him and took her pendant back.
dreamt I was at a special moon viewing party(in normal reality) and it was indeed a very large moon . maybe 2.5 times bigger than usual, but when it dipped below the horizon it rose back up like a giant dinner plate, then all of humanity was being rounded up cause the lunarians had come and were taking control, passed by yuuka though separated by a fence she kept a distance while I reluctantly went with the rest

dreamt some terrible event had happened, in some lounge room, through interaction with a-I vaguely recall-a cube, strange humanoids with even stranger eyes appeared in a group and were maybe infectious, I saw yuuka and asked her if things were going to be ok and she said yeah but seemed pretty shaken
dreamt a malicious ai was developed in japan, it was called OBI(I think), one of the people on the development team that fed it human interaction was a fat ugly bastard who fed it the most toxic shit he could think of, apparently he was only there because a female organiser somehow had crush on him, this was dreamt a few years after the prior dream and I suddenly realised this ai was behind the cube from the last one, and that it produced a borg-like human complex
dreamt I was talking with the lead rance creators-dialogue forgotten- then flew uphill for some time before seeing something related to "the cube" I descended through black silicon and silver circuits into darkness...I was back to hill I had flown to, I flew around a ruined city where flocks of humanity turned into zombies absented-mindedly marched towards some single destination

dreamt I was sent to oeden's chapel to prevent hecatia from performing a human instrumentality, I arrived there a few minutes before the ritual time and there was some ritual material left there that looked like asparagus, I grabbed it and chucked it out a window, then a few minutes late hecatia arrived , saw me, said "oh", then left.
outside near some water, wagisagi swam and flew around in a dance(or maybe that was a different dream), I was with some touhou characters I can't remember, it was a night of two moon and they were wondering why there were four moons in the sky, one was the water's reflection, one was a comet which was the predicted second moon, they wondered about the last, I said it was probably yukari fucking with us, then gaps appeared around it...

Joon was working as a maid at the SDM, the residents playfully left a room she just cleaned as a sty, covered with shit piss and vomit. When she saw it her expression contorted with a mix of disgust, shock and rage, an eye brow twitching. The others who were watching loved her reaction since it was the exact way Sakuya had reacted, and Remilia left Joon a note which said in red "you're mine"
Sakuya had started getting sloppy and been making so many careless mistakes that she was actually fired. A famous butler/chef guy had been hired as her replacement. I saw Sakuya walk out with her box of things. Then, in an crummy apartment in the outside world, Sakuya woke up, and went over to some clothes and started folding them with shaking hands.
I was at a party sitting next to Youmu, I saw Remilia and got an autograph from her that read "chi -s" in red,
I was with Remilia who had dumped her lovely clothes from pic into the dirt and was threatening to kill herself because I spent all my time playing Dark Souls 3. I said if she wanted wanted me to stop she had to marry me but then I would spend all my time fucking her instead, and she said that was alright.
I sliced up my father with a needle of eternal agony(a metaphor for me leeching cash off him I suppose), I sat at the right seat of a red twin-throne with Remilia.

I was with Shinki at a dinner table, I handed her my headphones which had EDGE playing and she listened for a bit.
I saw Shinki at an airport and waved at her and she waved back with a smile. I went through many hallways with a group of Touhou characters though I remember only Kaguya and found this one classroom with vibrant colours scattered all over the walls and uncanny but beautiful venus statues around. I used a saw to bisect a statue a couple of ways but it retained its shape, Kaguya was pestering me to give her the saw and she bisected repeatedly until it disintegrated into rubble, then a sample was analyzed and it had traces of male desire and some other minerals I don't recall. A video tape was brought out and a mad man had an unconscious girl and a vibrant coloured squirming tentacle thing and he fed it into her belly button and she had a horrifying seizure of shapeshifts into bizarre colourful half-tentacle person forms until settling into some odd shape, and he kept adding more tentacles until it turned into a statue I suppose. Some of the tape-watchers vomited.
I met makai residents at a bar, Shinki picked me up like a kid and raised me up high for a second before letting me down, her and Yumeko started up Mystic Square with one of them doing up and down and the other left and right while I took control of bombing.
Dreamt me Shinki and a couple of fairy fused into the Ultimate Fairy.
Dreamt I was at this big waterslide in space, met Shinki before going on it and she had 6 horns on her head kind of like Aku's but also shaped like her demon wings. Went on the slide and near the end of the course I noticed that, Kagura(from Gintama)'s towel was coming off, and then it did, then, zoomed far away, everything in space shook with a scream. And then a transparent image of Yukari appeared behind the solar system's planets and rewinded their movements and I was suddenly back to poking at Shinki's horns.

Dreamt a giant Yukari was lording over a metropolis from above the clouds, and she was completely oblivious as a far more giant Eirin poured out a beaker of acid onto her, and Yukari started to fade through the rainbow's colours from violet to vermilion before turning into Reimu and then vanishing. Then Eirin was kicked off into space by a far more giant Hecatia.
Last Valentine's Day I dreamt me and Yukari agreed on my name, 八雲 永霊念
My last Birthday, dreamt I was in a car with Yukari in the passenger, some faggot tried to get in same seat as her and I told him get the fuck in the back seat you fucking piece of shit and he did so while she smirked with a "heh" Later I was with her and walking with a bunch of boresome faggots, suddenly realised it and told her hey lets go home and so we did and she gave me mimikaki.
Dreamt me and Yukari were chasing a host in Irithyll, we had killed his white phantoms, he summoned them again, so we killed them again and then chased him down again, I was chanting a sing-song taunt based on his name and finally seized him in my arms and wondered what I should do with him when Yukari came up beside him, reached her hand into his shirt and pulled his heart out in front of his face and I said laughed and said "my wife is a cruel predator."
A few days ago I dreamt Yukari was giving some words of praise to one follower, and the other she gave a kiss in the air beside his ear, and she was walking off with me afterwards and I was very annoyed, I asked where's my kiss? and she gave me a kiss in the air beside my air. And waking up from this I was very pissed off and jealous. Less than that for them, more than that for me.

Dreamt I was a cop, and I cold-bloodedly shot some lawbreaker dead. After I got off I went into some not-Paddy's Pub with a devil/trump worshipper, a tranny and a lovecraftian artist, the tranny was calling me beautiful and coming onto me until I made it clear I had no interest then he just said oh, well you look kinda gay anyway, the devil/trump worshipper was antsy with me and I was like hey! I like the devil, and I like trump, which placated him, the artist was sketching this giant sketchy gap heart and I mentioned to him that I was retardedly jealous over Yukari and he just gave me a laugh, he said he had a dream where this guy he knew had a fridge filled with bags of organs and flesh that were Yukari's, and he showed me his pictures of "quality cthulu monsters" I said yeah I want to draw some quality cthulu monsters and he said why don't you? and I shrugged.

Dreamt I was wandering around a shopping centre looking for some special honey, every 10 minutes or so Mergo would cry and everyone's heads turned into giant eyeballs as well as general Nightmare vision, on one of these cries I distracted myself by focusing on sinking balls at a billiard's table like third door protagonist from fata morgana, there were some Touhou cosplayers by a fountain, eventually the shop closed before I found any honey, I drove away scooby doo mystery van albeit so terribly I ran over a bunch of people, I ditched the van and was acting normal when I came across Morgan Freeman and he wanted to motivate me and he had these three things to tell me, but I only remember that one of them was that he found Always Sunny to be very funny and found it a guilty pleasure because he thought that people would think that he wouldn't enjoy that kind of humor.

Dreamt I was calling myself Belial, Pride, Success, The One, The Emperor. Then I started swearing and cursing in such a negative way that my grandma who was out of earshot in another room started coughing like she was sick, and my mother who could hear me called me foul.
Dreamt I was before a great golden door that led into some place that required holy protection, I looked back and saw Jesus Christ except he looked like shit. I went over and asked "where is Belial? and he said he was ruling over his Gensokyo and that he had his cat Chen rape him.
Dreamt I was in a room proclaiming myself the King of Touhou and this guy said "oh yeah? then what's Majan?" and I said nothing cause I didn't know and he and some bitch snickered, I looked it up and it was just an alternative name for Makai so I grabbed an empty bottle of Kirin and started beating his ass
Dreamt I was living in a mansion, this Dark souls player(the one who made the report which currently has me banned from PSN which is the only reason I'm schizoposting on /jp/ cause usually I'd play Ds3 nonstop) came in with overalls on and was challenging me to a fight, and I said "overalls? ok but let me put on some too" I went into my room to change and the faggot kept peeking into my room, and upon seeing my wall of anime goddess posters and he started leaving, I said "where're you going?" and he said "you're cool" then left. I went to this other mansion and had a bunch of followers gathered and Bernkastel appeared with some chocolate on her fingers, offering her hand to me, and I said "uh, that's good chocolate, right?" somehow suspecting the possibly of shit, but then licked it off for a bit, though I saw I didn't finish it all so I had her let me lick some more. Then I was picking some foul gunk out of this cat scratching post of hers and I was swearing and cursing about it being caused by stupid faggots. This random guy suddenly appeared in the room and Bernkastel was scared of him because apparently he had a bee aura and she was allergic to bees, I noticed that he had Yukari's clothes(except with a green tabard) on and became pissed off, I asked him "what the fuck do you think you're wearing in front of me?", and he said "what?" So I said "I'm the King of Touhou, Husband of Yukari Yakumo, why the fuck are you wearing her clothes in front of me?" And he said "what? who?" So I shout "off with his head!", an executioner started dragging him off towards a torture chamber and I heard a chainsaw start revving up, and thinking about how the screaming would upset the girls so I shout "close the door!"

Dreamt I was a cop, and I cold-bloodedly shot some lawbreaker dead. After I got off I went into some not-Paddy's Pub with a devil/trump worshipper, a tranny and a lovecraftian artist, the tranny was calling me beautiful and coming onto me until I made it clear I had no interest then he just said oh, well you look kinda gay anyway, the devil/trump worshipper was antsy with me and I was like hey! I like the devil, and I like trump, which placated him, the artist was sketching this giant sketchy gap heart and I mentioned to him that I was retardedly jealous over Yukari and he just gave me a laugh, he said he had a dream where this guy he knew had a fridge filled with bags of organs and flesh that were Yukari's, and he showed me his pictures of "quality cthulu monsters" I said yeah I want to draw some quality cthulu monsters and he said why don't you? and I shrugged.

Dreamt I was wandering around a shopping centre looking for some special honey, every 10 minutes or so Mergo would cry and everyone's heads turned into giant eyeballs as well as general Nightmare vision, on one of these cries I distracted myself by focusing on sinking balls at a billiard's table like third door protagonist from fata morgana, there were some Touhou cosplayers by a fountain, eventually the shop closed before I found any honey, I drove away scooby doo mystery van albeit so terribly I ran over a bunch of people, I ditched the van and was acting normal when I came across Morgan Freeman and he wanted to motivate me and he had these three things to tell me, but I only remember that one of them was that he found Always Sunny to be very funny and found it a guilty pleasure because he thought that people would think that he wouldn't enjoy that kind of humor.

Dreamt I was calling myself Belial, Pride, Success, The One, The Emperor. Then I started swearing and cursing in such a negative way that my grandma who was out of earshot in another room started coughing like she was sick, and my mother who could hear me called me foul.
Dreamt I was before a great golden door that led into some place that required holy protection, I looked back and saw Jesus Christ except he looked like shit. I went over and asked "where is Belial?" and he said he was ruling over his Gensokyo and that he had his cat Chen rape him.
Dreamt I was in a room proclaiming myself the King of Touhou and this guy said "oh yeah? then what's Majan?" and I said nothing cause I didn't know and he and some bitch snickered, I looked it up and it was just an alternative name for Makai so I grabbed an empty bottle of Kirin and started beating his ass
Dreamt I was living in a mansion, this Dark souls player(the one who made the report which currently has me banned from PSN which is the only reason I'm schizoposting on /jp/ cause usually I'd play Ds3 nonstop) came in with overalls on and was challenging me to a fight, and I said "overalls? ok but let me put on some too" I went into my room to change and the faggot kept peeking into my room, and upon seeing my wall of anime goddess posters and he started leaving, I said "where're you going?" and he said "you're cool" then left. I went to this other mansion and had a bunch of followers gathered and Bernkastel appeared with some chocolate on her fingers, offering her hand to me, and I said "uh, that's good chocolate, right?" somehow suspecting the possibly of shit, but then licked it off for a bit, though I saw I didn't finish it all so I had her let me lick some more. Then I was picking some foul gunk out of this cat scratching post of hers and I was swearing and cursing about it being caused by stupid faggots. This random guy suddenly appeared in the room and Bernkastel was scared of him because apparently he had a bee aura and she was allergic to bees, I noticed that he had Yukari's clothes(except with a green tabard) on and became pissed off, I asked him "what the fuck do you think you're wearing in front of me?", and he said "what?" So I said "I'm the King of Touhou, Husband of Yukari Yakumo, why the fuck are you wearing her clothes in front of me?" And he said "what? who?" So I shout "off with his head!" and said something about making an elixir out of him to cure Bern's bee allergy, an executioner started dragging him off towards a torture chamber and I heard a chainsaw start revving up, thinking about how the screaming would upset the girls so I shout "close the door!"

>>36034150
How come you have so many Touhou-related dreams?

>>36034660
If you expected a non-schizo answer I'll disappoint.
My dreams became more and more vivid after turning 18, probably due to me consuming more and more drugs which means I became more and more of a vessel for spirits. In the year before my 21st birthday I dreamt I turned into a black dragon with a purple "arcane reaper" arcing off of its wing, and for some reason I was going to get another one for my other wing. On my 21st I wished something like "I wish to have whatever I want no matter what the cost is to anyone else", later that day I happened to be given another cake, so I made the wish again. On that day I dreamt of three things, Pram the Oracle disparaging me, me pushing this girl I was walking around with, just for fun, into this deadly venomous spider that was Izanami a couple of times, which made them cry and tell me to stop, and something I don't remember about Yukari. That's the first time I dreamt about Yukari. I've dreamt hundreds of dreams of her since, once she sung to me "it's all my fault, I wanted to be your master. without you, I used to masturbate every day. you can summon me any time.", I had one dream where I had these two very long purple dildo-things(makes me think of the reapers) and I was playfully streaming them about, Yukari was there so I poked her in the face for fun and she pulled out her singular, giant, cosmic dildo-thing, struck me and sent me flying away and a cosmic tear with beautiful space was visible along the ground I had been pushed back through. Dreamt a messenger of The Devil told me some stuff I have to do and if I do then I will go beyond The Gate and take over Yukari's job of dreaming reality for her.
Well, I'm supposed to be the King of Touhou, so it should be expected that I'd dream of it constantly.

Was trapped in endless dreams of being stuck in rooms around stupid faggots, kept on going back to sleep to try and dream something decent and finally broke out of the room, outside was Sakuya with this Japanese announcer dude who could not stop talking, found a moment and pulled her aside and basically said hey lets go have sex and she said oh thank god, every part of my body is screaming for me to become a bank for normalfaggot sperm, since we happened to be in a pharmacy all of a sudden, she used timestop to gather all kinds of stim drugs into my hand and mixed it into a paste and we went off and had sex for several days straight(lots of pegging)
Yuuka was possessed by Gut's demon baby who was actually the demon Murmur, fetal flesh occasionally flashed over her right eye as we had tonnes of sex.
Dreamt I fucked Satori a ton and produced a whole army of all different kinds of monsters, which made me think she was like Echidna.
I was with Yukari and Satori and Satori had read both me and Yukari's hearts' deepest desires and they both involved sex with one another. Satori told me and I said "yeah right, Yukari's desire could be any dude in "his world"" she said back "it's you" and I kept going "could be anyone" and she kept insisting "it's you."

Dreamt me and the Yakumo family were in this strange house floating in a fog-filled void, and that people that really wanted to join the Yakumo family added to our spirit, in very much the same way as the story The Strange High House in the Mist.
I once dreamt I visited Kingsport, it was very beautiful town covered in snow, I had visited to sample some of their famous peaches and waited atop a hill until dusk, then slid down it all the way to where the tide had come in, as I watched the sunset colour the mist and waters beautifully Alstroemeria's Mistiness played. I observed water passing over a large war mural that the tide had partially submerged, when water passed over it there was a strange visual effect upon the stone. I saw a black cat out over the waters, and from behind me an old lady said I wasn't supposed to be here, waking me up.
Dreamt I was in my unit, it was very dark and my mind was disturbed, the power was out and my lighters were all basically dead though I kept trying them over a candle, I wandered the unit looking for a lighter, heard some normal human noise from outside which somehow frightened me and I tried to lock the door but actually unlocked it, it blew open and I shut and locked it, I went back to trying dead lighters over a candle and eventually observed the candle was lit but by and extremely dim blue flame, at the same time as I was dreaming this I was also dreaming I was a doctor who was calling himself Nyarlathotep, I was making a stir in the medical community by claiming supernatural causes for illnesses, at one point observing a patient who seemed to die without cause though I saw him gnawed to death by invisible black rats and called it "pathos", I was at an award ceremony or something and there was this shaman guy who had a little black snake ringed around holes in his nose and brow and he said my findings were great but asked whyever was I calling myself Nyarlathotep? and I said it was to get his attention because I wanted to ask him a wish(make Yukari mine) and he said it would be granted, but not to ever take his Lord's name again or else, and I knew "else" meant being punished and sent to eternal darkness.
Dreamt I was participating in some mad petanque curling stadium race game arranged by Mergo, before it started I flapped with my arms up to Mergo's platform and saw he looked like a 6 foot parrot with the posture/bodyshape of a penguin, someone told me Mergo didn't like being observed so I flapped my arms out of there, whoever won would have their wish granted so I wished for Yukari to be mine, but I had no idea how to play this stupid game and came last and was pretty pissed off that I was even dragged into this. Also had a silver ring representing that I was Hecate's chosen on my left pinky.
Dreamt I left some party, in the sky there was a cloud shaped like an eye with a star for a pupil, I walked down the road for some time before I became stalked by a Large Huntsman, I would shoot a bullet at it whenever it got too close which would make it distance itself, eventually I ran out of bullets and, becoming half lucid, remembered another dream where Es told me to say "Es protect me" when I was in trouble, but she didn't come and instead I tried flying, but all I could do was slowly levitate up into a tree, the Large Huntsman waited and watched me from below, time passed and a dozen of them had gathered all watching me but Yukari, sporting Renko's hat and a Chikage, took them on and I came down from the tree pulling out my own Chikage to join her.

Me Yukari and Ran were guarding a painting, it was starting to disappear bit by bit and we wondered why and it turned out it was because Ran had left a cap off of some bottle and I said "that's so stupid, it sounds like something Chen would do" and pointed at her and laughed while Yukari pointed and laughed along with me. a tiger youkai attacked the human village, it turned itself into a trail of flame that spread down the path and went up inside every household, me/Yukari/Ran were going about trying to save as many people as we could, I turned into a bear and was floating by the window of one household pawing at it to get the attention of a family inside and the kid amongst them noticed me and said "mommy there's a bear" and she was like "what? oh wow you're right"

I drew a picture for Yukari, it had Yukari, then Ran-who was labeled as the third shikigami fox Yukari has had, myself, who was labeled as her fourth, and some young little foxes lined up behind us.(makes me think of the person above saying he was small and hanging around our household)

I was in Irithyll, using Ledo's and invading alongside Shou, I finished off the host near the entrance to water reserve tower, and figured since I'd be sent back to my world I chucked my down into the reserve and Shou did too, but we managed to survived the fall and we went over to this guy who was handing out what looked like fading souls though me and Shou consumed them like humanity. I had consumed over 30 or so before the guy ran out and, only made hungrier by being fed, I was equipping a dark hand to drain him with, before Byakuren shows up, appalled at what I was making her disciple do, and took her away.

I was at Myouren temple, I was a red snake youkai, there was a group photo with the temple crew and I purposely kept out of shot because I knew touhou fans didn't want to see a male touhou.

I was in a lounge with a fair few people, I had a lot of beautiful badges of Yukari on my coat, Nue was there and she said she would sell me her trident for $4.02, I took it and she asked if I could charge it, and I imagined energy flowing into it and it burned with a red flame, she walked out of her position in the longue and I kneeled where she was and when she backed back into position she gave me a face-full of ass and she was like ugh! die! die! die!
I was at a casino or something, there was a game going on with a crowd gathered to play, it was my turn and I rolled and it was a dud like all the people before me and I called it rigged and one of the owners chided me saying it wasn't, then the next person rolled and got to be able to play, they made another roll and landed in a position where they could roll for a bonus, the bonus landed on "never" which meant their turn was never over and was an instant jackpot which made Nue appear in the center of the room, before anyone else could act I ran over and hugged her and we descended into something like deep space together

Some limo and butler were arranged and were going to take me over to some rich person from Asia's place, I went to use the toilet and at some point the butler burst into the bathroom and I yelled fuck off at him until he exited, then some kids burst into after a bit and ignored me as they looked at a tiny little Chen who hiding under the sink, then that Chen went super saiyan and started screaming insanely loudly, such that I fled the house and ran dozens of meters away but still felt like I was right next to her getting my ears raped.

Dreamt Chen said she wasn't afraid of disappearing.
Years later, I read Ex:Oblivione, then I dreamt that Chen appeared and said she wasn't afraid of oblivion.

Dreamt Hina and I were going to have sex, but then I said wait, when I do the slightest sexual thing in a dream I immediately cream the bed and she was like ew, and we went to find a condom(not as if it would help my real self at all) and found one and were doing it when we realised we were being watching by some demon child Hina had given birth to, and we were immensely freaked out and called Reimu like she was police and, all shaken up, we were telling her to do something about it but the demon child didn't have ill will and thought of Hina as his big sister or something, not that it wasn't still creeping us out.

Dreamt I was playing a alternative touhou series, in the first game I was playing as goku and could charge a kamehameha and occasionally he'd do a quick diagonal spin so if you released it well-timed you'd clear the screen, I switched to the second game and was playing as a team of yuyuko and someone else, yuyuko had a spread shot that inflicted poison but did very little damage and couldn't even finish stage 1 fairies herself without switching to partner

I forgot, at Mergo's curling match Etna appeared and flashed hypnotic eyes at me which made me fall asleep, then I woke up with creamed pants.

Once had a little bundle of needles that was for my spellcard "Flying Needles of Death"
Yukari cast a spellcard "Me and Onii-chan are One" and then hugged me.
I had been abandoned at some place for a very long time and some Touhou characters were coming to pick me up, I had devolved into a Lost Child of Antiquity that was possessed by the "Pure Sparks", Akyuu was the first to come close to me and I raised my arms into the air as powerful blue sparks began to gather all around her, unremembered character threw poison knives into Akyuu's back, to make her blood more conductive? and at the last split-second, before a massive lightning strike incinerated her, Aya appeared by Akyuu's side and hugged her which completely negated the lightning which I chalk up to Disgaea elemental logic, lightning = air, Aya = the wind = no damage.

Once ran into a naked Junko who had these naked young children fawning over her and I was made aware of a title of hers "Symbol of Mankind's Sinfulness"
Once I was "watching" the plot of a Stephen King book(have never read or watched anything related to him) it was about a NEET? but it was some person, or me? standing on this singular rock by the sea as over time many jellyfish started to gather around him, and he began to be quite afraid of them and flew away. next part was about some brains and stuff but I barely recall it, just that after that part there was this caption on the screen saying something like Eirin Yagokoro xxxxxxx people saved, and then it showed Junko xxxxxxxx people saved and for a split-second it flashed in red and said corrupted instead of saved.
Dreamt of looking at a picture with Junko with two violet stars like MSI's star symbol and they overlapped to somehow make an inverted pentagram, with 666 printed once or twice
Dreamt I was going to take some silvery lunarian elixir that would cure me of some drug dependency but Junko was in the room and cried and started to leave the room so I said I wouldn't take it.
Once saw Hecatia and Junko sitting up in bed together, Suika was beside the bed and had been giving Hecatia a weird look, Hecatia sighed, having had enough, apparently Suika had a habit of imagining her with animal heads and also not saying anything, so she cast a curse on her and I think making her mute.
I was in classroom, lined up in the back row of seats were people cosplaying as Bloodborne Great Ones, I was cosplaying Blacksmith Andre, I left to outside, saw this fighting game action with Junko vs someone else, she used her ultimate move which gave her hyper armour and summons a sun above her head, acting as a counter and if successful stuns the opponent as the sun burns the opponent to death while she rises upwards. out of this game I was Hecatia and Junko and some guy turns up and threatens me so Hecatia starts pointing a finger gun at him and he takes it seriously putting his hands up, but then snatches the "gun" away from her and starts pointing back while she and Junko ran off.
Dreamt I was in a classroom that was somehow inside the little ladder shortcut house near the deacons at pontiff, I sung the "nen song" which was just me saying nen over and over, turned into the classic batman theme for a bit, then back into nens until I got thrown out of the building, I was then Izanami and I had a curved greatsword duel with someone but lost because I was acting cocky. an archdeacon came to my corpse and put his hand on my head and brought me back to life, as I put my hand on his head and told him to take his rest as he slumped and died, deformed butterfly wings sprouted out of his corpse's back and I found retrieved a rotten egg from within him, I took this to some shed where this scientist guy put it into an aquarium which made it explode, smelling awful, someone said "wasn't me", out of the tank leaped a giant white lemur (taller than a man if it stood upright) with eyes ringed with eyes(like third eye cords but full rings), I panicked since it was born from a rotten egg and that meant it was an undead Great One, which pissed it off and made it flail at me so I calmed down, its white eyes would turn yellow when annoyed, red when pissed off, it was like a Youmu-half to me-the Half-Great One of Nen, it turned into a flip phone which still had a white/yellow/red button, I could travel around the Universe and went to some Rance planet though the name was merely coincidental and it was a boring place where I was feared/shunned for being half-Great One, some annoying peers from school were following me and I said "why the hell are you people following me" and Junko was by my side and started to speak and I said "I didn't mean you, that would be rude"
As a Half Great One I will bridge the gap between men and Great Ones along with the other Half Great One(Yukari and her sukima, I daresay) until she dies and then, being a wretched halfie, I will be shunned by both men and Great Ones and will leave off to eternal darkness.

Flandre said "I am Amydala"(who is also Cthulu) then turned into him and tried to crush me, so I ran off.
Someone made a sketch of me with Cthulu for a Stand and his ability was to open portals, so my Nen ability was just like my wife's.
Someone summoned the SDM characters to fight against me, but Mima came to my rescue and she had the overpowered move of freezing the opponent and simply erasing them line by line by swiping her finger side to side, killed Sakuya, killed Patchy, Killed Remi, then Flandre, who had the symbol of an hourglass behind her, took an extremely long time to erase, idly chatting with us as we erased her, eventually was left alive in a powerless bound state, Mima then left, I thought I should finish off Flan though she tried to warn me not to, doing so unleashed the true final boss Meiling, and Mima wasn't around to save me.
last year, dreamt I met this blonde boy at a party, he said I looked like I was in my 40's and I replied "I'm 24!" then I took him home and apparently he was a reincarnation of Yukari cause I turned him into her.
Dreamt I was at a beach on a jet ski, I went too fast, spun out of control and it flew out from under me, a shark circled me and took a bite, then Enma Ai showed up and said not to mess around, then saw it had taken a bite out of me and said now it had Gensokyo DNA, and levitated the shark into a giant plastic bag with water and floated it over the beach into the jungle, on the beach I saw a sign and it had the birth and death dates of 8 human lives of Yukari written on it, the first life being perhaps around the 1400's and the last death being in 2012.
Dreamt I smashed the head of someone I hate with a model train, and kept smashing their head until it was a bloody pulp, then I was in a dark room with all my favourite characters, Mima was there and was losing her shit laughing over what I'd done, beside her Yukari couldn't help but laugh with, and said "he can prove his love to me even as an old man" and I said "I'm not old!" and went over and hugged her, then saw another Yukari in a seat and went over and hugged her too.
Dreamt I was an evil spirit, had possessed someone in a procession that was led by Mima, I was telling my host to "feel my negativity" I left him and found this moon ornament which I associated with Mima even though it's Patchy's thing, Mima could see my ghost, invited me to sit next to her and I gave her the moon. She was talking to the procession, "everyone is in their own world, on their own deserted island of loneliness, to understand that is to be a soldier, and if you did that then even Rance would let you stick a sword into the rock behind his temple"(fuck his ass) The last bit earning some grimaces from the men and I.
Dreamt I was with Rance on a big bed, we were celebrating a movie release or something, halfway through that movie Ran died, he celebrated by having a party ball rise off his hyper weapon which sprayed confetti over the bed in the direction of a girl that was there, but some of the confetti got on me and I said oi oi do that over again, and he did and some of it got on me again...later I was around him and Touhou characters and I said keep your hands off my women and he was unexpectedly compliant.
Dreamt I was in the Rance world doing some stuffs and I somehow became under the impression that Yukari was a Rance character, I was filling up with despair over the thought of it but I woke up and was quite relieved.
Some guy with a pet tiger saying he would have to wait an insanely long time to make one of my girls his, well, seeing as he has to wait until Yukari dies for me to fuck off to eternal darkness, and most of the touhou girls will be mine...his tiger came over and chewed on me a bit and he held it back while I pet it until it stopped seeing me as an intruder

Yukari had followers of hers all over the world meditate as dragons who embodied the environments around them, she then reset the world back to the age of gods, however there had been a "anti-mythological world serum" which rendered the world's population as black sludgey hateful zombies. in another dream I looked up this serum on bloodborne wiki and warned one of her followers about it.
Two small jellyfish washed up on a beach, a large amount of people had gathered but kept their distance, only a representative and I would get close to them, it was yorihime and toyohime, and they were here to deliver some speech, at an assembly, they were in human form and yorihime talked in front of everyone for some time and afterwards nobody clapped except me, she gave me a lovely smile when she passed close by, a lot of people in the hall became sick with some alien contagion and there was a lot of chain vomiting going on. met yorihime again in another dream after this and I stare at her and think "oh gods I love you" and she sneers at me with disgust
hanekawa cosplaying as sakuya was on my bed and telling me to take it easy
was at some waifufags gathering and I purposely sat in a sakuyafag's spot until he asked me to move
dreamt not-meiling-"ass puncher" named such because she launched her crime fighting partner around by punching him in the ass, her partner, and medicine came into a house with a safe they were guarding, they left medicine with me and the safe on the table before us and were talking in the kitchen, the wind outside blew hard and making woo noises and medicine said she hated the wind and I bunched her up under blankets, then I unlocked that safe and within was a red physalis fruit in its "cage", I took it and ate it, medicine had taken off her blankets and alerted ass puncher and she said she would have to make me vomit that up or else something bad would happen, I ran off outside and jumped over fences but she kept up alright, so I took a defensive stance and she punched the air in front of me and I could feel air pressure from several feet away, though I was able to dodge her attacks well enough.
dreamt I had died, I was a bloody red rat that had dyed itself constantly with fresh victims, there was a yama that looked like a big generic ghost, like pacman, it was obscenely tired and was forcing itself to stay awake to pass judgement on me, and was eager to just declare me guilty and send me straight to hell, I stalled as best as I could, bringing up Okina and maybe equated her with Allah saying that word meant "pardon" but the ghost judge wasn't having any of what I was saying and was about to do something when I said look at this! and turned around and flashed a large back tattoo of Okina with a red python draped around her, the snake flew out of the tattoo and constricted the ghost and possessed it, then Okina gave me a free pass for my sins.
dreamt I was at a con in japan, I had my own booth for something I suppose but I was barely patronised because of my weak nihongo, there was a popular girl who had some god-persona and somehow she forgot about it and, in gensokyo, reimu was drinking tea on the shrine's veranda as suwako came beside her and said humans being so forgetful with their godforms were such a pain, left and found that girl's godform and challenged it to the death, it didn't go without a fight but suwako was really strong, then back at the con, that girl was suddenly on the floor acting like a baby and her godform was beside her also in the form of an infant.
once dreamt suwako was sadistically stabbing me with needles
I completed a "game" which was to become one of okina's god servants except I got a bad ending which still meant I had made it but she was disappointed
mai was arguing with some guy through a window and they would not stop their pointless fight until I slammed the window shut, and I was sitting with her and satono and at some point she gave a biscuit to the guy who she argued with like he was a dog and pat him on the head, I said please do me next and she it to me and I pointed out her condescension didn't work when I was seated higher than her and satono agreed and I thought aloud about how okina was up in the skies compared to you two but they ignored me and were chattering about something else already

dreamt I had followers who were eager to make me the "7th lord of light" there were all kinds of gods gathered, I was acting and talking like Dio and telling normalfaggots how useless they were, questioning whether they even had any faith in the gods.
when I'm high-minded enough to actually envision my future it makes me dread it and want to go straight back to being stupid, "stupidity is a small price to pay for tolerance" bernkastel and lambdadelta once chanted to me, fuck high insight and fuck frenzy
dreamt I flew up into space and a giant float parade led by eiki(the dragon palace? I thought of it as "the world parade", representing reality itself) was charging towards me, also there where one or two rapidly growing planet-sized spheres of red corruption. I used to power of flandre/lambdadelta to instantly crush the corruption, then formed es's unsealed murakumo out of blood and did a classic ia-slash-straight-through while the parade exploded behind me.
dreamt a narration, "when the age of the gods ended, and golden light no longer shined down from the heavens, the white stheno-snake descended from the moon, having grown afraid from mankind's tales of great heroes and warriors, and put humanity under a hypnotic spell" it was a game, it started with a world parade led by enma ai riding the stheno-snake, a guy character-cosplaying a arturia slew it, later I was talking to a fairy and it called me satan which earned an offended demonic howl from the distance. there were two king-kong sized apes, crawling from one end of the world and another towards eachother, one permanently chilled by strong frosts while the other was plagued by disease and had a giant leech hounding it, it was said the world would end when they reach one another, there was some option that led to the opening battle repeating which I had accidentally taken a couple times.
eiki is one of two touhous who seem to hate me(I am a sinner), I once flew around for a while, saw her with some others so I went over and since she was small I put her on my lap but she was quite annoyed. once I was having sex with the female cast of symphonic rain and eiki appeared and lectured but kyouko appeared behind her, with a horsecock, and gave it to eiki who said "but I didn't want to be sexed"
once dreamt I was aware that eiki was looking at me through the "ceiling" of the world.
once I was quite depressed and had listened to μοναξιά a lot before going to sleep and was despairing in a place like the top of the water reserve tower with red lycoris all around and eiki.
the other touhou that hates me is maribel. once I was with her and she was talking very rudely to me, she had the ability to create this mark like pic upon objected she held her palm to, I had a piece of paper and wanted her to do it in 5 directions to make a star but she instead did it up and across and boxes filled in with times-tables with blue and red numbers though I pointed out some flaw in it and she told me to shut up. met her in a another dream a few years later, and she was acting just a rudely as she had before, she and renko(who was nice) were in charge of some crane game.
once dreamt I was talking about a touhou fighting game with someone and he said liked renko's positron cannon, I gave a disgusted sigh calling that move broken as hell and he said he just liked it because its the only move in the game that makes patchy go "mukyuu"

I saw a projection of yumemi on a wall and she simply said "you're possessed!" and I managed to feel possessed by her, but was aware that it was a mental state and that if I didn't act quickly I'd start doubting it, so I tried to fly and was levitating along with my feet dragging on the ground for a while before properly taking flight, I landed up on a platform in some trees and gave a double middle finger to the house of normalfags I'd come from.
I was at dinner table with an old online 2hufag I used to talk to(hello voxelation), patchouli was teaching us dining manners that would condition us to astrally project, vox said "still, I can't believe patchy isn't a loli" and I said there's all kinds of each touhou, an adult patchy, a sober suika, a no-nonsense sumireko(she was sitting next to me and bending a spoon whilst making a silly face), etc.
hanekawa cosplaying as sakuya appeared on my bed and told me to take it easy~
reimu had snuck into a slumber party, somehow taking the place of one of the participants, they gave eachother mimikaki and stuff and each of them realised she had snuck in, taking their own special interest in her, I only remember that sariel took pleasure in interpreting the meanings behind her prayers
encountered pc98 alice in a mall, she said "you're in a dream, but are you just gonna wake up?" and I said I hope not, then we walked around the mall together, she told me she was very disappointed in windows alice, at one point she turned into a cat, entered a bakery and they gave her milk.
dreamt yuyuko had died, her ghost that is, and was sealed in a submarine on the ocean floor, vampire hunter d dived down and retrieved her spirit and she was revived, someone commented on a half-vampire managing to pull this off, yuyuko went over to a grumpy middle-age reimu and joked with her much to her unamusement.
dreamt I scaled a very long stone ridge that led up to a mountain covered in dragons, though I felt their gazes upon me I guess none of them could be bothered to eat me, I went all the way up and came back down with four palm-sized orbs, two of red and blue, I gave one of each to a follower and kept one each for myself since I was "lord of destruction" someone talked to me and asked if I ever considered suicide and I said I had and that it would've been "an annoying setback"
dreamt "researching"(playing and getting good at) touhou games is "neutral evil"
dreamt I went to drive flandre out of the basement. I possessed by a black dragon and had disgaea stats with 0 resistance which meant I was a home for curses, a dryad told me flawless crystals could increase my RES so I went into a crystal store and instead of a flawless gem I got some liquid crystal to spray on my skin. I was walking along and managed to trip over nothing very hard into a pole, but I turned my head and my headphones saved me, sakuya was watching and seemed disgusted by how inelegant that was, she told me since flan was gone from the basement she was going to lock me down there, and I said no! at least let me take a flan doll! and she said she would let me take a sakuya doll.

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neat

ZUN once said flan with black knight greatsword represented strength
I was making my way around this little maze minimap with random encounters that were fights with prinnies in a library, simultaneously ZUN was on the panel show and they had some wheel of fortune word guessing game going on, I made my way to the top center room of the map and out of the roof yukari's feet with her cute socks were dangling
dreamt I was told that our actions are all misguided unless we concentrate our attention on the space right above our heart
once dreamt yukari woke out of the matrix, she had been in a capsule spinning around very fast while images were flashed into her eyes so fast the brain could not tell it wasn't reality.
once I was with some sages, one of them had a bunch of coloured crystals(makes me think of go-qualia's requiem) floating around her and she was trying to gather them in a certain way, I said why don't you have the trigrams for "gathering" on your tabard? and she said it'd be copying or something. yukari asked for assistance with something and I went with her over some hills to a little show gathering, in the audience were perhaps 6 or so yukaris, ran appeared on stage but only had 4 or 5 tails, yukari said some japanese words as tails bound themselves to ran until she had 9. there was a grimoire there on various religions and there was only way page for shinto, it said the nihon shoki was faith constructive whilst the kojiki was faith destructive.
I walking with a couple of yukaris, I saw another yukari on the treetops struggling with a demon's souls storm beast she had stuck a harpoon in, we got on a very dilapidated wooden elevator that was shaking and I said if it fell I'd grab them both and die to cushion their fall and they said that She wouldn't like that whilst looking up at the sky, talking about "greater" yukari I suppose.
once I was looking up past the stars and I saw dim image of yukari looking back down at me with lovehearts all around her
once yukari crushed me with a demonic mace in a single blow and it absorbed my soul
once dreamt I decapitated yukari(likely out of jealously) and was carrying her head around with me
once I was looking a yukari's corpse which had cloudy eyes and purple streaks of rot on her skin and an eldritch voice whispered to me "think of this image whenever the stupid happy side of your mind takes over"
once I walked past a yukari wearing a mask who had apparently been made very busy by coronashit and I just gave her sympathetic pat on the shoulder, nearby there was another yukari who was taking it easy with yuyuko
once I was in a classroom with yukari teaching us and at point she left to go take something out of an oven and I asked why couldn't just take it out through a gap and the guy next to me said I wonder how many fragments she must be split into that she lacks the power to even use a gap
once at a school I asked this black dressed teacher to teach me since I wanted to summon yukari
once me a few others were each discussing our unique shinto, and my mascot was a yukari fumo. encounter black teacher but since I was just a me possessed by my waking self I had no knowledge of anything she had taught me and she was so enraged by me forgetting her teachings she and the others started trying to kill me, I chanted yukari's name to wake up and she said "curse you <anonymous>!" as I did so.
once kaguya was taking a fiance, they had to be at some special place at exactly 12:13am(which is apparently a special time), I missed it. but yukari rewinded time and this time I made it.
once yukari had me mindbreak kaguya by mindbreaking eirin, they seemed to be left grudgeful and insane

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dreamt I was playing my Flan in dark souls 3, wearing dragonslayer armour with a crown and thinking "just like Gilgamesh", I was receiving texts from Rika who said "I'm rich :3 ask me for anything you want"
dreamt I was in a restaurant and Satoko sat at my table and asked me for free food and I said I was broke and she feigned a headache then sat down right nearby and asked someone else, I went over and said "literally at the next table..." she replied it was actually a couple of tables away.
recently, after replaying Shadow of the Colossus(because I dreamt I was with Wander during the opening bit where the shadows rise up, we ran up to the top-most platform before the altar where the girl was set since it was blessed, instead of weakling humanoids we were assaulted by two badass shadows with demonic claws, one clawing at us from each side of the altar, Wander slashed one of them up with lightning quick blows while I was distracting the other), had some vaguely remembered dream about Eua-sama and Dormin(well, both are obviously Satan)

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>ZUN once said flan with black knight greatsword represented strength
source?

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>source?
Akashic Record #666000000000SD
Dreamt that what people refer to as "the source" is actually called "Thordenki"(Thor-Odin-Loki).
Dreamt the Alstroemeria's Maple Wizen is about a Great One/Nightmare that embodies the redness of maple leaves.
Dreamt I was watching the news, there was a little girl who had been caught in a wildfire and had miraculously survived, she said it was due to the divine protection of Woden and a red maple leaf she had with her and I cried "No! Wrong! It was Maple Wizen!"
Dreamt I was at Yhorm the Giant's house, he had a lot of children, over a dozen, also Cornyx was there. One of them was called flan flan and she was a little baby with tiny devil wings and I asked her "are you Flan?" and she flapped her wings hard trying to fly a bit. some invaders appeared and Yhorm chased after them and Cornyx at one point threw a little pebble at Yhorm and he began chasing him and the invaders ran so hard they accidently fell off a cliff and I got the Boulder pyromancy and thanked Cornyx for his sacrifice. I went back to the house and in a back corner was Mu-12. I got excited, went over calling her a goddess and she responded "I'm just an ordinary girl" and I stared into her eyes and saw a vision of a sepia-coloured ornate clock with three hands and a rose that pulsed three times per second going around about a third of a revolution each time, I snapped out of it and she was relieved and said I had nearly seen something I shouldn't have, then started calling me an abyssal hellcat of Izanami, chasing me and demanding I battle her and I kept teasing her saying "no way I don't wanna fight you" and fleeing.
Dreamt Yukari was talking shit "I am the boundary between day and night, between Violet and Vermillion, Death is my bitch" then later I walked with her into a room with Hades Izanami and her alliance of "Demons and Gods Against..." and I thought about Yukari calling death her bitch earlier and saw her timidly back out of the room.

when I slept before I dreamt a telephone appeared in my room with a caller "sakuga" I guess a sakuyafag and I accidently held it up once then picked it up again he pissed offedly asking if I was dissing him and I said no
dreams were otherwise a whole new brand of messed up though gladly forgettable, who thought letting a tidal wave of mad spaghetti out into the open would do that...

dreamt I was irithyll and some guy there was pissed off at me that I was trepassing on what he considered his paradise, I asked him is it your jack of eden? and he says yeah it's my jack of eden, my shangri-la. I managed to get along with him and we rode to a house on a motorcycle also with yuugi, yuugi said I was possessed by hecatia said she could hear plotergiest footstep sounds coming from below ground trying to spook her and it looked like I had a shade of the worldly sage marisa hanging around me. later I somehow got lost in a different town and black phantom bang shishigami was called to escort me home as he was leading me I say thanks and he says gay and I say sorry and he says gay. He expresses regret over not having litchi and said he'd had 8 billion women and wouldn't care for it compared to for her and I said yeah I feel like that for yukari and he softens a bit and I offer a hifive and he's says gay and I offer a brofist and he accepts the brofist
once dreamt I had a marisa hat and was acting like a witch until a teacher got sick of my wicked behavior and tore it to shreds, I gathered the pieces but after carrying it for a bit I couldn't be bothered fixing it and dropped them
once dreamt hecatia said she's going to copy + paste her ego over mine like its a threat and its coming soon
once dreamt I was cosplaying as hecatia in ds3 and the real hecatia was summoned against me as spear of the church, I used firewhip like the crappy spell it is in the game and she was using a spell that fired soul arrows like danmaku in three directions spinning around, I died, I got a screen with a judgement from her and it seemed to be praise other than something about sodomy
once encountered hecatia in ds3 and she was using glitch tech beyond my comprehension rapidly doing spins and cancels of crystal soul spears on the spot at me threatening me, I prostrated and she ceased hostility and I was glad to be able to follow and watch what she was doing
dreamt I ran into clownpiece in one dream and she was my wife and I had already had a kid with her
dreamt hecatia took my semen in a squeezing not fun way
dreamt I encountered pic - left and it took my semen in a squeezing not fun way

dreamt I said "I'm god, the devil, and orin"
dreamt I was on a bed, I had simon's necronomicon and orin was there. I asked her if she was ever able to escape reality and she said no, I said I wasn't discouraged, though.
dreamt I was near the end of a long drive into country wilderness. I checked my phone it seemed hecatia had sent messages from me to everyone I knew making me say farewell and implying I was going to gensokyo
dreamt I was on the phone with someone I assume to be hecatia saying that because I saved her she would save me and that it was a one for one
dreamt I was at a psytrance music awards and when I accepted my award I beatboxed the sound at the beginning of mohican sandbag's 可愛くないりふれーん
in one dream I was a little bit lucid and wanted to teleport to gensokyo but stupidly didn't want to do so while anyone could see me. I spent a while looking for somewhere to teleport from, visit this water park that had narwhals balancing on artificial waves, leave and walk into a forest thinking it'd be perfect but I started getting chased by a werewolf, I ran out to sea but as I did the sea floor kept rising up so that the werewolf could keep chasing, eventually I find a big platform switch which flattened the sea floor, entered a large submarine, I was in a room with a nerdy guy and through conversation found it was a few decades in the future, I had been a touhou hero who had disappeared, I asked what happened to the franchise and he implied it went bad and that mobage was the fault, I left, entered another room and it turned into a reol music video where she was going through all the lockers and they had all different colours of standard diving dresses and she sung "I just can't get enough! I just can't get enough!"
dreamt I was hounded by a few people from school and they said I was right that dreams were the real reality, I was shapeshifting into a rat and ran away until I found and entered yuyuko's house, it was a very cozy grandma home, she called me hysterical and was making me a bath, there was poem on the wall about "the flowers that wouldn't bloom in ugly places"
dreamt I was in a classroom and we had to pair up and I looked for yukari but she was already paired with yuyuko, I heard that they had once gone on a long journey together
dreamt I was jealous of yuyuko because I'm yukari's second favourite person after her
dreamt me and another guy were being consumed by darkness and he was completely absorbed and disappeared into a pure land where he lived a serene idyllic life for an absurdly long time before dying
dreamt I had narrowly decided not to enter a booth of youkai from the future, apparently they were extremely strange, I could see eirin watching in the far distance with a smile as I came across a wrinkly crone with spooky black eyes like abysses that had dust swirling around them and I could barely manage to bring myself to drag my gaze and look for a second into the bottom left corner of her eyes but after I did she said that I was a genius and that I would have 5 sons, I said "sons? nooo, I wanted daughters..."
dreamt I was driving with remi and flan at some point had stopped and they disappeared and I found them placed in a zoo exhibit like animals and looking awfully hairy, I was hanging in a crowd wondering how to get them back when snow white appeared and sniffed the air and said she smelled a virgin, all the guys present all put their hands up like they thought they'd get sex out of it and she made her way sniffing around and stood in front of me and...took a shit on my dick
dreamt I was with yukari in gensokyo and I said I wanna touch your pussy and she that's because I'm a dirty sex boy, apparently sex boy was my nickname in gensokyo
dreamt I had impregnating sex with meiling
dreamt I was having sex with orin and we were extremely loud and during a break the other people in the house complained and we were like huh? we were loud? then we went and fucked loudly some more

>>36046494
>when I slept before I dreamt a telephone appeared in my room with a caller "sakuga" I guess a sakuyafag and I accidently held it up once then picked it up again he pissed offedly asking if I was dissing him and I said no
>dreams were otherwise a whole new brand of messed up though gladly forgettable, who thought letting a tidal wave of mad spaghetti out into the open would do that...
You met Marshall Mathers in your sleep.

just now dreamt about being possessed by hecatia(though I didn't see her or anything) and having a few kinds of duels with some a few guys who were pissed off at me, unrestful sleep
once dreamt I was a manservant to some rich girl who'd adopted me and she was naked except for her panties and a remilia hat and she playfully did a half-somersault and put a monkey plush on her butt
dreamt I saw yukari at a stand with brains lined up behind her in wooden square compartments with japanese names under them and a guy I was with commented "the admin of gensokyo selling brains on the boundary?"
dreamt I asked yukari what was more important to her, caretaking of gensokyo or eating people and she gave a wicked smile and said she felt sorry for koakuma who was only fed fish from the lake, some kids were running as touhou characters chased them, Alice made danmaku appear from a triangle that shot bullets inwards from its points around where the kids ran through and I admired the way she had the bullets purposely miss
once dreamt I saw alice and some tall girl and I ran over and asked her to teach me witchcraft
dreamt I was playing hyakki-hei and fighting blue red and yellow dragons that were in chains that were attached to floating platforms far above, they used elemental breath and used the chains to bring platforms crashing down at me, I was at a lobby and got 魔女 written on my forehead in red marker so I could enter and was busy trying to get an icecream scoop from the counter when alice patchy and marisa flew past with the three fairies of light and I flew after them and was apparently flying a bit too close behind alice because she must have thought I was looking up her skirt as she turned and smacked me in the head, I said don't bully me just cause I'm a male fairy and patchy said it was an understandable reaction considering things I'd done, we came to a stop and I entered a meditative posture, opened a portal and we went through to place with some trees and houses
dreamt I was in a classroom talking with ZUN, there was a horrifying-looking youkai pressed up against one of the windows and some guy asked why we were ignoring it and we said something like "small fry trying to look scary" and the guy said I seemed far older than my age and I said I was "ancient, eternal, timeless..." and ZUN laughed and said he loved my chuunibyou
dreamt I was keiki and a hanny and I asked it "wont you praise your lord?" and it did nothing for a bit so keiki stalk dung pie'd it, keiki generally acting like a badass, proud lord
dreamt I had a poster of keiki and it said "creating is the secret"
after somewhat recently replaying sengoku rance, dreamt I was watching the credits and orion's toon avatar was wearing keiki's dress

dreamt I saw a picture of hecatia and in the bottom left corner there was text saying "only 3 million intelligent souls, destined to be dragged down by those around them" a guy who was with me cried as he read it and I just thought most anyone would think this artist's up his own ass
dreamt I was dancing in a yard with hecatia flying around me while stepping from piece to piece of an image of a broken moon that was on the ground
dreamt all of humanity was herded towards a human instrumentality and I was going along for a while but ran away, organisers were chasing me and I fled through a city populated by people who looked just like humans, I got sheltered by a family and talked with the man of the house and he said his kind had to eat 10 specific types of food a day or die(I remember blood, carrots, worms), after a bit he said he couldn't shelter me forever and I agreed to be turned in and joined the instrumentality, afterwards I was floating in a yard, patchy came floating upside-down over to me and I mused to her "no one could have ever truly realised our singular individuality"
dreamt there were a few touhous on the surface, parsee was with them and was trying to attack me but I kept flying up high and she wouldn't follow either because she couldn't fly or she was afraid of heights when on the surface, we came across orin unconscious next to a hot spring, she had powercords hooked up into the ends of her tails which had monster girl vore mouths, parsee said was jealous and that rin must be dreaming about being in heaven right now
dreamt I was in a retail store and koishi came up to me and groped my crotch for a moment then left and satori came, apologised to me and chased after her
dreamt satori was offering a date to whoever managed to kill her in ds3, I assaulted her with a glitch shooting great arrows after rolls and nearly had her when someone tried to steal the kill, me and him fought and I just managed to kill him then satori comes from behind and finishes me, then stalk dung pied where I died
dreamt I was having a greatlance duel with a guy and after a while I start using glitch and he gets pissed off but then glitch artifacts of little heads + third eyes of satoris and koishis started spinning in the air all around us, the koishis had two faces, one self for the head and the sealed away self in the eye
dreamt I unlocked madotsuki in a jrpg and she came her character song, alstroemeria's determine. I wondered for a long time why that was her song, the mentions of dreams in the song fit but the relationship issues? now I think it's to do with her relationship with poniko who looks like she ignores her, the uboa event seeming like mado trying to get her attention until she snaps
dreamt I looked at a picture of kokoro on a booru, it was maybe a playing card ace of spades, she had the uboa mask, there was a comment saying with this you wouldn't need the gaphag to have psychedelic experiences
dreamt I was looking a beautiful couple of pictures of yukari at the end of one of those big japanese rooms with the dividing curtain, she was prostrating towards a wall with a couple of katanas on a stand and spiraling golden dragon light was spilling down from above, and the other had her facing the other way holding the stand up into the air towards the dragon
dreamt there was a touhou anime and I was watching the cd release which had an extra bit added at the beginning of the first episode where junko stood on a hill and flooded the landscape with her tears, where originally she only appeared towards later in the anime

I had a really dumb dream.
I was sitting on the top bunk of a bunk bed with Flan. She wanted to play rock, paper, scissors. I was mad because I didnt want to play, I wanted to sleep.
Then i woke up and was mad because I would have rather had a dream with a different 2hu. I dont hate Flan but I have other favorites.

dreamt okina was in my room telling me she occasionally watched over me but couldn't interfere with my reality unless I prayed to her enough
dreamt I was a nature reserve/park, at one place orphan of kos was lurking the waters, later I entered a classroom and they had records of how many tries players had taken to kill the orphan or if they had given up, meet okina behind a reception desk and she was a wrinkly hag, later come and she was youthful, later I'm with her and another guy, she was staring in a daze at four-season coloured clouds swirling over a lake, I could tell that the other guy wanted to take her while she's dazed, haul her off to the nearby castle and have his way with her and I was going to kill him if he tried.
dreamt okina had been tied up in rope and some guy had been playing with her and praying for golden skin, I beat him up, freed her and took some amulet he had and put it on myself but it did nothing and okina said I'd have to start my own prayers for golden skin, later at a classroom I see okina and ask to sit next to her and she teases me with hmm should I let you? and I say I'll cry if she doesn't, sitting next to her watching some powerpoint and some guy next to us says something about not wanting to be seen on the toilet and then the powerpoint changes to a hidden camera recorded footage of him on the toilet and me and okina start laughing our asses off, later okina is a black dude with afro and guitar and I call him god of guitars and he says he'd prefer "lord"
dreamt hecatia said she was only capable of parlour tricks compared to me
after a heca thread I made reached bump limit, dreamt hecatia and clownpiece were on my bed rejoicing over receiving new faith
dreamt I was at a hair beauty contest(not in gensokyo), there was a touhou there(I think koishi) and I tried and failed to get her attention, said to the guy next to me I haven't brushed and it's been a couple days since I washed my hair, I receive a sketchbook of mine and it has drawings that seemed to be made by hecate or me possessed by her(maybe there was a drawing of her with a horse head), two pages are stuck together and when I take them apart I find a letter from miko from gensokyo and it mentioned a couple of times a large number, maybe 200,000(I think I had asked her how many shinto gods there were) with ornate calligraphy of flowers around it and she said I love you! I love you!, hecate is summoned and she was a redhead in a long black dress and she said she had trouble about how to appeal to the modern generation and about whether to come across as old or young, she showed me a cool myspace page with all her favourite things listed on it, it had a list of all her favourite nicknames but I was forgetting them even as I was staring at them, she turned into hecatia(much wilder, free feeling) and was flying and scattering danmaku and she cast a spell on one guy(who had made a post in one of her threads insulting her) which made his genitals disappear

today dreamt some tengu guy was calling me cowardly for making delete posts(I usually don't bother to proof-read then notice mistakes after posting, doesn't really matter)
ganguro tanned yukari and yuyuko futanari double-teaming some girl(god I wish that was me)
fighting off lizardmen generated by greenish ihyll blood and adversaries, killed them and apprehended a couple of hard trashcan robots and eiki, who had been fighting on my side, came and said to throw in a vat of acid, I told her I had got a little of that ihyll blood(I had been interested in it) on me and she told me something to do about it
in a class with that one guy who had chased me to yuyuko's house, someone in class mentioned "ludo" and I asked "the white whale?" and that one guy argued that it was actually "the white dragon" and apparently we had argued about this in a dream before and I asked how he remembered but he didn't answer. later there's this teacher and I'm helping clean her room and she's telling me to leave saying I wouldn't get paid for this and I said it was out of gratitude that she made some necrofantasia alr rewind video for me and she said she regretted it so I beat her bloody and she called for help and somehow my crime was pinned on my father who got killed for it, later I'm walking with dr. kelso and he was talking about what happened earlier and I said yeah I don't care and he called me sinful for not giving a shit about my father and I shrugged and offered him a smoke
dreamt I was in an episode of sotsu though it seemed to have nothing to do with it, there was a lot of beast spirit users, one was possessed by an eagle(he was talking in french and I thought, 'oh so that's why this episode was delayed, they were organizing with this voice actor') and was set against another eagle user and I thought it was probably inspired by a (non-existent) vampire hunter d novel that had beast users and specifically twin eagles. I got chased by a couple of shapeshifted woolly mammoths and ran into water but turns out they were great swimmers and I couldn't escape

dreamt a japanese artist who had stopped drawing 2hu years ago in favor of making emojis as a business drew a picture of mike, for a self-explanatory reason
dreamt as I was a japanese con in some private room with raptor7, he was drawing something on a tablet at his table while I was at another table looking at it and I was jerking it under the table and thought he might be as well and I was thinking god this is weird
dreamt I was in a mall on this little train running around with others and we passed by yukari at some busy lockers and she was dressed in naked tabard and I was ragefully jealous, later I'm wandering around going into different shops and find one with her in it and stay there and she asks "oh? who were you looking for?" and I pretend as if I wasn't looking for her and she says "ha! well, I love how you adore me so much"
dreamt I was with yukari who was near a mirror and I could see reflected there long white giant insect arms with black talons(just how I imagined rhan-tegoth's in the horror at the museum)
dreamt I was homeless and my only possession was simon's necronomicon, I met a crazy bum who collected grimoires and I gave him a showing, later I meet with yukari and she implies that she's rhan-tegoth and that we are diametrically opposed since she represents the full moon and I represent the moon's dark side, later I'm listening to a pop song yukari released which was taking a city by storm, she looked like, let's say, one of the black haired girls from gimme a break stop now, the song began with this computer female voice saying "I'm hot" repetitively and I thought it was annoying but the lyrics were sublime and the I'm hot started to click together with them perfectly and I thought it was purposely annoying before just to make it catchier
dreamt I saw yukari in a bed alone, crying
dreamt I saw yukari and she looked really sad and just pointed to a nearby building before disappearing, I entered there where there was many complex computers and I went over to one doing random shit that was somehow working and this guy comes next to me saying "woah! hacker!"
dreamt yukari was teaching me some songs and she says to me "these songs are the devil that lets you control others", I'm sitting on a bed with her and I piss her off somehow and I nuzzle into her knees saying I was sorry
dreamt I was touring some mansion that belonged to a vampire queen who had lost her form, then in the next dream yukari is showing me a pattern of cards asking me what they represented and I guess "the vampire queen that lost her form" and she asked how I knew and I said I dreamt about her just before, then she asks me what I want and I say I wish I had more sweet dreams, she then tells me her sexual preferences before she sits on my lap as we watch a busy cross-walk together though the people all looked like shadows
dreamt I was in a lovecraftian dream city going around to different classes with yukari and eirin and I say I wish I could have more time in this dream
dreamt I got a report card with a white disgaea nekomata on it and rating me as A-, there was this loser guy who has called himself a witch in my dreams and he got an F, I was trying to email a copy of it to myself then realised I was in a dream and questioned to the guy next to me whether I should even bother mailing it but he said I might as well but then the email wouldn't send anyways, see some tv with dark souls 1 playing on it, go up on a platform near a mansion and there was eirin and yukari, yukari called eirin suspicious and she replied I don't want to hear that from you of all people
dreamt someone saw a little of the text history between me and yukari and was impressed by the crazy neologisms we used, I dressed in a yukari-like outfit but green and black representing greed(dollar bills) and death and was walking around a city with her, god-me was mentioned and I saw a menacing version of myself looking down from a cloud, the eifel tower was destroyed and there was some touhou characters involved with saving some people, a city was being destroyed by someone with the power of susanoo(destruction) and ragnarok(apocalypse) and I thought all he needed was izanami(death) and he could freely cause waves of destruction wherever he wanted
dreamt someone posted a picture of yukari in this thread sadly saying "oh, my star..."
dreamt someone posted a picture of yukari in the last dream thread saying "I see", which I think it was probably yukari

>>36034660
also I'm a virgin, I once dreamt that loser witch mentioned last post was suffering from virginity, writhing around in madness whilst eyes appeared all over him and his clothes while me and another guy were watching, talking in japanese mentioning 目. eyes are insight? so I guess the wizard meme is based on reality...I suppose just being abstinent until sexually frustrated would also vivify dreams.
dreamt someone asked me what's the best creative-inspiration and I answered "suffering." I've had some of my most vivid dreams after putting up with a lot of stress, stress drives you mad and madness is like genius, right?
also have had dreams that imply the shithole nightmare house I've spent half my life at is a power spot, which probably helped vivify my dreams

If you've actually read All That Shit by Me so far then WELCOME to Our Side.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VBGSbdg7Cxc

wow this thread stayed much more active than i thought

once i dreamt that i was up late at night browsing 4chan, reading a myriad of long-winded posts about some faggot's touhou-themed wet dreams. i never woke up from that dream.

>IAmWnR
and a king and a chad amongst chads
dreamt I was in a kitchen pantry in some complex building, I saw some interesting looking blue dust spice and took it with me, encounter gordon ramsay and we talked for a bit but I don't remember any dialogue, walking through hallways when yukari comes telling me to give her that blue spice, I run away from her whilst teasingly sprinkling dust back at her until I was chased to a classroom with touhou characters in it(I only remember flan), yukari tells me we all have to be sprinkled with the dust or we'll be instantly erased and replaced with an exact clone later today, I sprinkled them and her but run out before I can do myself, yukari says to come back before lunch time and I think that's rather negligent and liable to go wrong but shrug and leave the building exploring around, see a church with remi/flan stained glass windows, I try and make my way back before lunch but encounter delays and arrive later, outside the building is yukari who looked like an ugly cartoonish caricature of herself and was slumped in sadness, I hug her and tell her I had probably got some of the dust on me whilst sprinkling back at her and when I did the others, but that if she wanted to make it up to me(even though I didn't care) then she should marry me, next scene is a train pulling to a stop and I got chased out by her, I had teased her during the wedding so I hard I knew I had to run off and give her a break so I wander around outside for a while before returning to the kitchen building and making my way to a room where she and other sagehus were smoking pipes and I sit next to her and lay my head in her arms
dreamt I had been dreaming of yukari for 10 years and was fluent in kitsune language
dreamt I was petting a small child kitsune in fox form on my lap to sleep while I sang the last part of dmc - never surrender as a lullaby
dreamt I was in a classroom, stuck in a chair and forced to watch tgwtg/avgn and I was pissed off and cussing vehemently while yukari watched me with someone nearby and said "isn't he cool?"
dreamt I was walking with a bunch of faggots but became lucid and called out for yukari and she appeared in a purple sports car with HAL9000 on its fuel cap and I rode passenger with her
dreamt I got a bunch of toxic glue all over my hands, I was running around trying to find someone to call for ambulance but the first guy I see does nothing for me, I run towards a small house with a party going on and see yuuka jump from the 2nd floor balcony and leave, I enter the party and see yukari and run over crying "yukari-sama! yukarin-chan!" and she gives me a kiss on the lips and when I opened my eyes afterwards my hands were healed
dreamt I was in a classroom, I show a girl a couple of striking images(the kind you see when you close your eyes) of izanami smiling spookily, one with skin and one all bones, she says wow thanks that's horrifying I'm not sleeping tonight, then I have a fight with a girl who can project sprays of toxic glue and she thrashes me in submission
dreamt I was at a school assembly talking with reimu during a speech and I think she said something about hating buddhists, I was going to say "yeah, me too" but I get called out and asked what I was talking about and I say in a purposefully misunderstandable way "I just wanted to tell reimu three little words" which made her blush
dreamt I had possessed reimu and was asking her to apologise to byakuren for me(maybe I had burned down myouren temple) and reimu asked why? like I'd done something good
dreamt byakuren had tried to hypnotise me but I resisted and teased her for it

Long winded? Bitch, this is a storm.

thank you for tripping for easier filtering (￣▽￣*)ゞ
i do not mind your posts contents (nor that they are generally low brown and drug fueled) and they have one or two good lines in a post of 15, but it simply clutters the thread making the view not very easy. (ill add a disclaimer next thread (￣ρ￣) )

pic related for those who do not know yet, and thank you again for your consideration

Get a load of this pussy ass troglodyte biting the hand that feeds it.

had some dreams with a very illusory feeling, I even smoked a hypnagogic phantom cigarette before properly falling asleep(I thought, why the hell am I smoking in my bed with my eyemask on? and was heading out of bed to go outside before the smell tainted my room before realising the illusion), they mostly took place in a dingy white-carpeted hotel, had that hypnagogic daze as I had entered someone else's room on a different floor from mind, a beautiful girl comes in and I was excusing myself before thinking I might have a shot and turned and showed myself off to her and she said "leave" so I did, descending some stairs when a girl hands me a high fantasy novel with a white dragon on the cover and I ask "is this dragon you?" and she says yes and turned into it and attacked me as I refrained from fighting back because she was beautiful, later I'm on one of the top floors and it turns into a superjail! episode and a giant castle appears from afar and falls over towards us with the warden near its top, he disappeared in a poof before the crash then reappeared near us, some stuff happened with literal shit getting thrown around and I thought it was disgusting so I left, I hang out with a guy who was showing off cool tricks with a gun, sadly only remember him throwing a bullet at me and it managing to load itself in the magazine in my hand, he asked me if my dad wasn't there for me, I said that he was and that he was "good" and he says ah yes, "good", finally I'm in a room on the ground floor and someone brought in this female therapist and she sat with me trying to get me to lower my guard, she had me pat a little white ferret and that did ease me up a little, seiga appeared at the door and she had a black cat that scratched at me, I leave the hotel for a bit and was thinking over what's happened and thought this was probably a dream and jumped as high as I could until I realised it was, I returned to the building and just outside encounter seiga and her cat who's now friendly, we fight the therapist together, seiga and her were holding a lanterns with odd bright flames that represented they were exorcists/shamans/whatever, I killed the white cat, then corner the therapist and tell her "why don't you...DIE" and she reflects the death curse back at me, I reflect it back, she reflects it back and runs out of energy, I reflect it back and she disappears, leaving behind only a white hand mirror, my hand wanders between a couple pairs of scissors, one ordinary pink(its one that I have in my actual room) and one ornate and white, seiga seems to want me to pick up the latter but I think on one dream where izanami appeared wearing a pink kimono and I grab the pink scissors and stab the mirror into little fragments with no regard for "7 years bad luck"

dreamt I found a black skeletal arm with sharp claws in a box, "flandre's right arm", its previous owner had been consumed by it somehow, when I took it it possessed my right arm and disappeared, my fist became permanently clenched tightly and when I forced it unclenched a shadow of the black skeletal hand would appear behind mine, my right eye would become a devil's and I could use it to instantly destroy anything, there was a showing of various touhou characters doing stuff and I was watching from a tree when a little boy spoke up to me and started making a confession, his heart was beating so hard I could see shockwaves of light emanating past me and I was frozen under the pressure, it was really annoying me that some boy was confessing to me and binding me like this so I unclenched my fist and was going to pop him when seija thankfully comes and kicks the kid in the balls from behind, later I was having a long boss fight with a short professor in a mechsuit and he did a move where he sent it to self-destruct at me, I had a dreamt-this-before moment where I knew it wouldn't do damage so I didn't bother dodging, but it insta-killed me, apparently he felt bad about this cause he revived me with 33% and called some mechwolves to fight but I was pissed off so I popped him, when I used the arm a little bit of my right devil's pupil would leak over and appear in and join the pupil of my left and I understood I couldn't use it too much
dreamt I was with a sexy teacher and seija came and flipped her skirt for me
dreamt of being pic related
dreamt I was with tewi and she was looking and acting sexy
dreamt about having a serene lap pillow with okina
dreamt I came to yukari who was watching a movie, laid on her lap and closed my eyes, she said she had wondered about the appreciation of art when a sense is missing, then started massaging my back
dreamt I was with yukari and byakuren at an onsen, byakuren without her sutra scroll didn't have the purple hair gradient and they looked identical
dreamt I was with yukari at an onsen with doremy(forgot one) and yukari said "if I didn't have you..."and I thought "I'd probably have somebody else" like the song by tim minchin, well I said the same back and cozied up to doremy trying to make her jealous
dreamt I said my love for yukari was "true love"
dreamt I was with yukari, hugging her from behind with arms under her breasts while lambdadelta was nearby and said "I'm so jealous", referring both to my adoration and yukari's breasts
one time I was falling asleep and I could hear the sweet whispering of a goddess luring me, then dreamt about being in a beautiful cherry blossom onsen, I saw youmu's phantom half at one side, went over and kissed, hugged and told it "youmu I love you"
dreamt there was a fanart of yukari depicting her as one of the four kings of wisdom, I saw a shitty faggot saving it into a folder called bitch then later me and youmu tracked this faggot down, she was slashing the hell out of him but he wouldn't die, until I blew his brains out with a silver bullet
dreamt I was in a courtroom with all the more powerful/important gathered around in a square of desks, yukari was at the judge's podium and I was at some desks in front of her as a scribe, there was an overbearing atmosphere where I felt like all us really badly wanted to laugh but whoever did first would get punished, flan lets out a laugh and yukari starts making her way around the desks, picks her up out of her seat, walks over and opens a window(turns out we were in a high floor of a skyscraper), she yanks out flan's wings then tosses her out, then attaches the wings to her own back and does a cute prance that freeze frames showing off how beautiful she and the wings are
dreamt I was in a hall with an old woman and I was saying there was going to be a life chapter review beyond the great door ahead and saying otherwise, then we went through and hecatia appeared and said something like "now begins your life chapter review" and I couldn't help but laugh and hecatia death stared me and started walking over while I bowed my head repeating "sorry"
one of the first dreams I had of yukari, only remember her giving me a smile
also of the first dreams I had of yukari, I was following her around an amphitheater while she was doing some gap magic/matrix hacking and I was hugging onto her lending strength like a familiar

dreamt I was in france, trapped in a pocket dimension like a little human aquarium by mergo along with other people he liked, in the real world it looked like a building shaped like a giant tooth, we either escaped or were let out, I was talking with a crowd of french people and the word magic made them laugh at you like you were a child but the word hex made them stare in dead silence, me, yukari and others were running an obstacle course made by great ones, there was this narrow passage with two rows of spike traps and there was no way to tell which ones were trapped if not for tons of idiots running ahead and getting turned into blood splatters, yukari passed over the last row and jumped for joy on the other side and I asked her which one was trapped and she had managed to forget so I stood on my hands and put my feet over to the otherside and managed to stand up then I was so happy I slid down a nearby slope, yukari told me to come back quickly along for the next obstacles, there were foot traps that spawned danmaku and I was getting annoyed at idiots triggering them
dreamt I was having a fight with yuuka and she was throwing danmaku all about which didn't instakill but if you touched one all the rest would zoom towards you very fast, I used a coin on a string and banged it against objects near her until she turned into a black cat and hid amongst some rubble talking gangsta saying something about "the 'hood"
dreamt the SDM was abandoned, there had been a battle between remi and flan because there could only be one, patchouli visits the place and makes her way to remi's room staring over her bed when flan appears from behind and kills her with a red X shaped slash to the neck
dreamt I was in irithyll arguing with some guy over who was the king of irithyll, yukari was next to us and was the actual king of irithyll
dreamt I was looking at summon signs, passed over some edgelord looking dude, saw a "marriage white sign" left by eirin and summoned her, but before she arrived a group of glitching invaders killed me
dreamt I was summoned by yukari as her white, flan invaded us and hit me with a r1-r1 from a profaned greatsword
dreamt I met eirin and she emphasised with me over living dependently around fools(I guess at the lunar capital), there was a guy in a cage of stone stalagmite/stalactites who was slumped over looking empty and like he'd been there for eternities, I threw a pebble at him and he died instantly, a couple of great one bosses appeared in a room, one zoomed wildly around a room with a hit marker tracing about, the marker hit me in the forehead and I thought it would be ok because even when its marker hits it had a low chance of actually activating but my brains exploded out of my forehead, I was talking with the ghost of the girl who took the other great one on and she was crying over the way she died and I said come on, have a sense of humor. fighting with a great one at rom's boss area who had been of the three ds3 archdeacons, he looked like a (original demon's souls) shadow lurker and attacked with slow fist strikes but he tracked in a way that it was impossible for a lone hunter to get behind him. I say the great ones care not for love, justice, or petty hate, only survival.
dreamt there were all the different touhou factions fighting around a flooded irithyll, they each had an ultimate move but I only remember the taoist' being able to to fire a lightning beam from the mouth of a dragon figurehead on a flying boat they had, yukari floated down slowly in the midst of all the chaos and said "peace is shit", me and her make our way around and up to anor londo though we were chased by a black guard dog for a bit we could fly and left it behind, the bridge the connects the rotating elevator and anor londo was gone and on the far side was drakeblood armour in way of the dragon pose, yukari sat in that pose and tried to meditate an illusion of herself across the gap, but there were traps every bit of the way where illusions of touhou characters would distract her, I remember suika appearing laughing and tossing her head such that her horn impaled yukari's head which snapped her out of it, after a few tries a male black dressed teacher appeared on the other side and scolded us, yukari gave up and we flew across and walked around but she was feeling down about failing, we see a strange boat that's submerged except for its mast float on past us and I say "maybe it's a youkai boat?" which brings back her smile, she peers between black blinds into the windows of anor londo's cathedral where there are classes of black-uniformed students, I tell her off saying if we were seen it'd be a turn off, and that we should find somewhere to have sex
dreamt I was with yukari and I stuck myself inside her and a group of people were watching us so I pulled out then they all threw knives at me and I turned into a ghost saying "what the fuck? "have sex or die"?"

dreamt akyuu and I were dead and were waiting for these assholes who organised the ferries across the sanzu to get our boat ready, they treated itinerants like shit and harassed girls and dabbed us with red dye, the boat barely even held above water. we make it to the other side and it was a buddhist after-life skyscraper hotel, non-sinners took a simple route to the top left and reincarnated and sinners took a convoluted route to the top right and were kept in hell. I went there and there were SDM characters, I remember patchy being cursed with morbid obesity along with some others. lucky for us junko comes, purifies of our sins and we became uncursed and left hell
dreamt I was at a mall, I come across patchy and she shows off to me by building a portal, it was a large circuit with five elements and negative/positive poles, she arranged it around until it was symmetrical as she could get it then charged it up and I went through and was spat out at a different part of the mall, junko was nearby and I came to her calling her mama and wondered whether that was alright and she seemed a little perturbed but accepting, later I'm on a bus sitting at the back with youmu, reimu, sanae and youmu was giving me a lap pillow and the others were getting annoyed because youmu kept getting excited which made her phantom half possess one of them
dreamt it was said that junko was holding back, though holding back doesn't really give it justice, more like a great dam holding back a reservoir of madness
dreamt I was at the tengu stronghold, I had been in a theatre with some tengu girls and walked out and we threw some coins on the sidewalk
dreamt there was an oni warlord whose tengu friend chided him for always listening to his mind and never his heart, the oni got bored and invaded the tengu stronghold and in a traditional japanese room fought with several tengu shinobi, taking down 4 or 5 before dying, later I'm in hell which looks kinda like a beach paradise, hoozuki is there, aya sees him and throws herself in his arms acting giddy and infatuated, he drops her on the ground and leaves
dreamt I mistake some girl with short black hair for aya and she is offended and calls aya a whore, I say aya is beautiful while white down feathers start getting spurted on the girls face like a cumshot out of nowhere nowhere until aya stops in place in the air above the girl and says thanks to me before disappearing
dreamt I was playing a game, leaving the roadside and entering the bush you would encounter monster girls, I was sumireko and would gain monster girl parts upon defeating/being defeated by them, there was okina as character, and aya, they each had a couple of modes, aya had her normal mode, master of the wind and a joke mode "yakumo aya"
dreamt sumireko swam through a lake and interacted with a robotic giant squid which caused some event, I was encountering people who were turned into robots
dreamt I was walking with sumireko and another guy who was, like me, a long brown-haired "literally sumireko"
dreamt I was at a table and there were annoying people to my left and sumireko and some other girls to my right and I just laid my head on the table facing right and said this way I get to see just beautiful girls and sumireko gave a disgusted look
dreamt I was at sumireko's house where she lived alone, it was large and nice and so beautifully silent, there was a room full of well-trained dogs sitting around quietly, a room with a bunch of blue cards with runes on them, apparently we had gotten along over being listeners of class disruption - flady
dreamt, whilst listening to class_02, about going through some obstacles and finding yukari who was playing the piano part at the end of the song, I brushed her sidelock back and gave her a kiss on the cheek
dreamt patchy was teaching me how to dance
dreamt yukari told me I was "blind"
dreamt yukari and a guy were in front of a forest, he insults he and she impales with her parasol before disappearing through a gap, the viewpoint zooms through the forest as all the crows within caw and fly upwards, yukari appears in the sky with the guy still impaled then unfurls her parasol shredding him into a thousand pieces for the crows to eat

dreamt yukari was in the sky fighting with some eldritch god that looked like a giant black mass of tentacles eyes and mouths, it flung giant red crescent slashes at her but they passed harmlessly over her barrier, he said "well if my strongest attack doesn't work.." and flung a weak minuscule blue crescent to try and sneak past her barrier and kill her with a papercut, but it was stopped by her boundary and turned into droplets of blood that fell down into a boat in the ocean with me and yukari waiting, he turned into a naruto-looking ninja with black long-shorts with red flames and he said "what is this, my bris?" and me and yukari cocked our heads questioningly before I say "do you mean a baptism?" and he says "whatever"
dreamt I was in a flooded irithyll and I made my way to a tall tower and watched yukari luring a couple of giant demons around, there were two giant garbage hoppers floating in a river and she lured the demons near them then opened a large gap that flushed both demons and trash away
dreamt I was with udon and some annoying cunt was coming around so I wanted her to hide but I guess she thought I was actually going to see a girl behind her back because she started madly chanting "jealous! jealous! jealous!..."
dreamt I was looking at a board that had various pets I had named and there was a name "reisen udongein inaba mmmm mmmn mmnn mnnn nnnn" and I thought man I have terrible naming sense
dreamt an alternative version of alst's shanghai alice in 1884 that had droning distorted guitar instrumentals
dreamt an alternative version of alst's punishment that had subdued instrumentals with vocal emphasis which made me cry
dreamt I was flying around singing shinto shrine
dreamt youmu called herself the strongest swordsman
dreamt I saw a doujin series on sadpanda called "STRONGMAN NO YOUMU"
dreamt I was with youmu, there also a spirit of "goddess youmu" nearby who had no hairband, wilder hair, and a golden bow, youmu realised she had no panties on and apparently there was a running gag where youmu was 99% panties, she turned into a bumbling idiot while I lead her over to a spinning blue icon of panties, a "panty station"
dreamt I flew with youmu to resolve some incident, we landed and hunkered down at a little natural ramp, youmu used an assault rifle to pick off distant targets over the ramp while I killed people approaching from our sides with a shotgun, the last guy I shot directly in the face a couple times and instead of being bloody or blowing off his head looked covered in ash and one of his eyes stuck out really far, I laughed hard at this and youmu passed me by without saying anything so I thought my morbidity might have offended her and say sorry but she says it's just my usual winter antics
dreamt I was playing a jrpg with youmu and another girl, later we meet up in real life sitting at some folding chairs under cherry blossoms and both me and the girl were jealous and annoyed that we weren't alone with youmu but behaved in front of her
dreamt I was playing a souls-like rpg as youmu, she had been on a long journey in a desert to complete a quest to hunt down a beast, she was very low on health, had no food left and commented that there wasn't a cactus around in sight, but figured that she could probably slay the beast and either take its food or eat it, it was supposedly close by, but then buzzing is heard as several swarms of giant hornets started coming towards her, she sliced them up in the same way as flayed blade's spam WA and managed to kill them all, but had only a few hit points left and was about to die of poison but since I didn't want to watch her die I opened the menu and loaded back to a lvl 17 save made just before she entered the desert, facing the desert, a gust of wind blows by and an illusion of havel appears and says "channel your strength", urging me to try again, but I think "fuck it" and quit the game
dreamt reality had become more and more corrupted, I saw a illusion of youmu that walked around a grocery carpark during twilight before disappearing in the morning sun
dreamt someone had "poisoned" my drink with a large dose of LSD and I stumbled around thinking "damn, this is the fucking best" and went outside where I saw an illusion of reimu standing under a distant streetlamp

God knows why I'm telling all this,
And God knows I say stupid shit.
I 'm a fool, perhaps the biggest on Earth ...
But it's not my fault... it's all Yukarin's
Hecatia Hecatia Hecatia ...

welp, have some balls, kill the sentimentality, locate your heart, breathe, be as cool as a limo with ac

first day I slept with yukari fumo I dreamt I saw her in a little store offering stuff to me
dreamt I was running on a desert battlefield with lines of droids fighting and I threw fumo yukarin really high up and ran past the robots and caught her afterwards, 2d and murdoc appear and one of them gets heart pupils in his eyes and runs towards me so I kick him over and he laid still, then the other did the same
dreamt I was stumbling along a beach at night dragging a hiltless(representing I was ronin) through the sand, a kid is walking past and I just happen to stumble when he passes me by and he got spooked and ran for a little bit, I crawl up this kid's playground spiral tube but made of wood and at the top realise I'm holding my fumo totally dirt covered and think about getting her a bath
dreamt I woke up in my bed except sitting up with boots on and I had an extra yukari fumo, wondered if this might be a dream but shrugged and snuggled with them
dreamt I find my yukari fumo who was lost around some mall dawdling around acting senile and looked seriously weathered with age
dreamt I must've been playing some high stakes ds3 pvp because some dad drove around to my place and his kid was in the back crying and saying no while he took a couple of fumos and threw them out the window, one was patchy, I picked her up and dusted her off
dreamt yukari was wearing a black tabard with the lower half split into three parts, with a red sun a white crescent moon and a blue star
dreamt I was in vr in some building with a fair amount of peoples, I was flying around singing with hecatia and some lampads, there was a fate servant there dressed in black with a scythe and she showed off a noble phantasm with a lot of purple slashes with the scythe and she was getting close to me when hecatia told her to back off and called me her property
dreamt I had some kind of litre juice box(that was maybe an explosive) in a fridge and this tengu girl was asking me if that was mine and I said yeah I know I'm not supposed to have this type of import then megumu came out with a couple other tengu saying I hadn't earned my tokin hat yet and that I'd be punished for this
a couple of dreams about megumu but I remember nothing except they were nice interactions with her
dreamt a colossal spirit of miko was walking over the waters near a cliff side while ships of factions that opposed her were in the waters far below, bits of the end of her cape getting torn off by their masts
dreamt I was with sakuya, I wanted to get my hands on her silver stopwatch and couldn't help but eye it and she must have noticed because she went over to remilia and decorated her with it, then I complimented remi calling her "a silver serpent" which made her happy, somehow I got lured out to the end of a long pier and was thinking about how I once lured someone out here and pushed them off when a sumireko-like girl who was my girlfriend pushed me off and laughed at me, she had an exact count of the times she got something over me saying something like 400-50 bragging about her overwhelming advantage, I ask "but will it ever be enough?" and she says I'm right
dreamt about a dark cave that had junko inside
dreamt I had fallen a long way down a cliff and left a decent mark, and junko comes crashing down leaving a deep silhouette hole, and points out over the cliffs a bunch of other holes she had made throwing herself off, and I say yeah I can't compete with that
dreamt I was near a large waterhole where there was some mystical obstacle course to be able to enter the painted world(dark souls), clownpiece was there and she was staying there because she wanted to go to the painted world but was intimidated by the course, me and some other guys telling off one guy who made a bad uncensor of ke-ta's clownpiece, saying he tainted her navy gem
dreamt rumia was at a dinner table with others, she had strange looking skin, speckled like brazilian opal, and she had the ability to mute sound like luna, one of the women eating with her pointing out she was doing it again
dreamt eiki's ability was to manipulate darkness, which had to do with being able to disappear and attack from any possible angle
dreamt I entered a church and joon was there, probably something to do with group hypnosis and taking people's money away
dreamt a house I was in was turned over and kisume with a whole well fell after me and I narrowly avoided getting trapped by her, then I pat her head and it was soft, she got annoyed and disappeared with her well
dreamt I had a wall scroll of keine
dreamt I was in the stands at a wrestling match, I saw ringo and offered her some food and she said had made some rules about fans feeding her since it happened a lot
dreamt about going through an orange tunnel tent and seeing kagerou
dreamt every single touhou was split up into two groups and I was on one side with cirno in front of me and loser witch behind me and I said "it's not fair! their team has two yuukas!"

dreamt yuugi was my girlfriend, visited her in hell and she sat crossleggedly tweaking a nipple at me
dreamt parsee was known as "the hottest on the beach" and when I came across her I thought she was yukarin for a second she was so stunning, she had a tubetop and a long rectangular loincloth that were brown, blue with crisscross white + red threads
dreamt I visited parsee at her apartment, her floor was totally cluttered with clothes and stuff and there was some handtowels specially for if one ended up need to wash their hands a lot, she brushed my teeth and it was pretty nice but lasted about a minute and was hardly a nisemonogatari mindblow, a couple of guys from next door show up and parsee gets fired up saying she wants to make her famous mash potatoes, she sends one off to fetch potatoes and the other goes oh god we're fucked and the dream ended with us all suffering food poisoning
dreamt I was watching some stuff and aya and hatate are by my sides and I say "you're a bit close" and they edge even closer to me
dreamt someone in this room full of monitors summoned an eldritch worm and tried commanding it but the worm killed him or something, yukari was there and she said "none of my knights are jealous"
dreamt I was in a classroom with yukari and she asks "what's more important, first kiss or last spurt?" and I say "both" and she says "that's the easy answer", there was a picture of her in space with a haunter pokemon's face upon her parasol and blue and violet stars with text like "requiem for the blue and violet"
dreamt I was in a classroom with yukari and she was teaching us japanese, I ask what it means when a single vowel like あ has a tenten
dreamt I was in a classroom waiting for our teacher yukari to arrive and some mexican mustache substitute yukari came
dreamt I was in a classroom with yukari and okina sitting next to me with their legs up on chairs
dreamt I was with yukari and letty appears nearby in a swirl of frost, something about them both being seasonal youkai
dreamt I manage to make my way up a broken wooden staircase to the side of a wooden monorail water channel and jump on a wooden boat as it comes by, a tired looking komachi was on it, boat's hold was flooded and it sped quickly through the channel rocking back and forth and I said it must be hard to sleep and she laughs "sleep?"
dreamt yukari says to me "I love being awful"
dreamt yukari was my ex-master and the thought of her being my master again made me shudder.
dreamt I was at the games of a championship, yukari sung the opening, a song praising the gods and the dragon, it was so bewitchingly beautiful it rung in my head for the entirety of the dream, participants had to accomplish two of three challenges to make it to the next stage, I had a challenge to retrieve a food ball that was near a dozing guardian ape holding a black knight great axe, I was crawling in a little temple nearby him when my eyes adjusted and suddenly I realised I was surrounded by monkeys, though they weren't all that bothered by me I panicked, got up and started running off , the monkeys made noise which alerted the ape who apparently chased me but I left the challenge, someone was asking me about the definition of a champion and I said "someone that is a vessel for countless souls", I was walking a wooden path and there were many signs pointing to different biomes that housed challenges, I talked with someone and he mentioned a mountain in japan that anyone would know and I asked "fuji?" but he said no, and that only a stupid idiot wouldn't know the one he was talking about and I say "is it mt. stupid idiot?" and suddenly woke up as if I got kicked out of the dream, immediately tried to recall yukari's song but felt the memory burn away as I tried to think of it and was quite sad
dreamt I see yukari and yoda is nearby and I got to him and say "I don't like you or the series you're from, but gimme advice" and he says "clean your room, change your habits"
dreamt I was at a table with a not-so-pretty girl and playing chess with a dude before I get up and stand around for a bit before I see hecatia enter the building, I follow her and she enters a room with rows of chairs and there were several people dressed as her, I also got to dress as her and was proud of it though the loose lowcut shirt was quite tight, I raced daiyousei for the seat next to hecatia and the fairies verbally calls it but I take the seat just before her and she scorches me with a flame and leaves, hecatia fixes my clothes for me and the person at the front of the room says I have to sign in but hecatia already signed me in as "soeltaar" with a awesome looking demonic star illustrated beside it
dreamt I went to gensokyo and was at an xmas party, unwrap a present and there's a cool t-shirt inside so I'm happy and I see hecatia smile

>>36084838
lil spaghetti drop, but I'm bound to be a little uneasy when I'm painting my soul upon a thread for all to see

dreamt kanako and her shimenawa represent a false ouroboros, and suwako with her mishaguji represent a true ouroboros
dreamt the neet frog made a 66 get-post while the miracle slug made a 666 get-post
dreamt kanako was getting flustered and acting like a infatuated girl around some prince, someone mentioned him being like some legendary figure from a city on top of a mountain
dreamt several red dragons were abound and I see reimu passing by a fire hydrant and I think we were going to take on the dragons
dreamt I was talking about how its important to have an ursuer, someone/thing to pursue after, there was a guy telling me I was his usuer and I say come on dude, yukari's my usuer, can't you find some girl to chase? later I was at a train station called lock gate and key and a guy showed up and made his ticket order in sing-song voice like flandre's theme and everyone but me at the station laughed at him and said "go back to touhou"
dreamt I was at party, there was koishi's hat hanging on a little wooden post(a grave?), ran was cosplaying as a nurse and I chased her around jumping after her, talking with someone and I call touhou sacred and that I wasn't afraid of new young fans but older retards and shitty people
dreamt about saying something about "retarded secondaries masturbating to my wife"
dreamt I was at a rich girl's house, ran was there and asked me some question and I answer "study" and she says correct, never enough time in the world for study. later I'm on some train carriages and uboa appeared making various colours of japanese kanji appear around the place(I don't remember well)
dreamt I encountered 3 other flandre players in ds3, at one point we all using a gesture so I took a screenshot and by the time I was back from the share screen(like 2 seconds) the fuckers had killed me
dreamt I was in a field and "cthulu, the crawling chaos" appears as a train with a spooky face and I treated it like a great one and prostrated and the thing's mouth opened and it ran over me and I went through 4 or so carriages where one had a bunch of different paintbrushes hung from the ceiling dripping a few drops on me, one had a bunch of dangling electrical wires that gave me a few stings, forget the others, after it fully passed over me I thought it was some mindless object maybe being pushed around like a toy by some cosmic yukarin
dreamt yukari was possessed by baal and we fucked so hard she tried to stand up afterwards but her legs buckled
dreamt I had bought a yukari figurine at a mall, at that same place a heavy metal band had been summoned from a higher dimension and were extremely weird and spooky such that I wouldn't go near them though I expected great things from them
dreamt about walking through this dimly lit stone temple place, talking about yukari to someone saying she's my wife, there was a very smug little stone statue of the jimmies gorilla, pass by through the place after it was left to darkness for a very long time and the gorilla looked a bit touched by the abyss, not so smug anymore
dreamt I asked yukari about whether the souls choice of letting the world fade into darkness was a good idea or not and she answered "warmth is precious"
dreamt I was playing ds3 and I could buff myself with jealousy for 10% ar boost
dreamt yukari had some dota hero bound in place and had lifestealer with enough minus attack that he dealt no damage autoattacking it non-stop
dreamt I was playing in ds3 irithyll except it was like wc3 custom games, someone used cone frost on me which nearly killed me after just a half-second of exposure, follow after some guy dropping armour and the faggot in front of me keeps taking them all but eventually leaves one and I pick up a helm of immolation, I was death knight arthas with the skills immolation(79 dps), vampiric aura and stampede but with death knights in a circular fractal pattern, then my other three slots were taken up by pictures of yukari that served as stat boosts out of jealousy
dreamt yukari was watching me play a wc3 hero tower defense, I accidentally pick some hero and repick, there were about 5 options and they all seemed to be lich kings, I pick abyssal kaelthas(his model was normal) who had a custom icon of him wearing helm of domination with glowing green eyes and yukari said "nice fanart", for my first skill I could pick between a long duration mirror image(what's with jealousy and generating a mirror image?) or 250% attack speed and took the latter
dreamt I was playing a hero defense with another guy and we struggled at first until I leveled up "breath" global aura skill which increased attack speed by 700% at max level and the other guy says damn that skill's good
forgot that in that vr building with hecatia I checked a forum and the highest ranking member was belial - demon summoner

and that's about all my touhou dreams

key word "about"
dreamt I had been running along a road for a while, went into a party house, saw cirno in there and she smiled a very nice big dumb happy smile at me
dreamt I was in a "game", I commented the "graphics" were immensely beautiful, it was a verdant green swamp with reflective waters, I went along a secret pathway of stepping stones, long partially submerged ridges that I edged along like a man on a spanish donkey until I reached near a place where yukari had been waiting on tiny circular island, though she wasn't there when I came, just violet flowers. I saw some discarded clothes from someone who had left to gensokyo from here, and found a sketchbook that was mostly empty but one page had a message directed towards the person who abandoned reality saying "it was the DMs wasn't it?"
dreamt I woke up and ds3 player zeus le dieu was in my kitchen and had made me french toast and I said "oh, how fancy", he nicknamed my fluffy white cat "Jizz" and was teasing it but apparently the cat was smart because he said "oh kitty, you're so quick to git gud!" and I asked if he had clipped that one fight where he came after me as I glitched soul dregs at him because his bloodthirsty saltiness and my unnatural glitch movements felt "dark" and went perfectly with ﾑﾁﾑﾁﾀﾞｰ which I had been listening to, but he said he hadn't
dreamt I was sdm library, koa asked me if I wanted to be raped by monsters so I replied no of course and she put a christian rosary around my neck and I couldn't take it off, little fucker. would've picked monster rape instead of christcuckery had I known.
dreamt I was making my way around a obstacle course/game board of sorts and I reached a point where I couldn't progress without praising jesus or something, so I said fuck that and turned back, then flan told me I was like her, negative.
dreamt I was working for a huge amusement/shopping centre and I was a golden haired "super sakuya", the place closed down so I was invited to have some cereal as a farewell party and I said sure, as long as it wasn't homogenised pasteurised horseshit milk, which they had some of in this big self-stirring cereal filled glass tank like a popcorn tank at a theater(pretty gross looking), later I walk with flan out to a place where remilia and others had prepared graves for themselves and remi's have a golden kikestick on it and I expressed disgust to flan and asked why a vampire had that on its grave
dreamt I literally impregnated heca's arm pits, power of a goddess I guess, like zeus bearing dionysus in his thigh.
dreamt I was coming buckets all over sanae until she was completed covered, then I pressed myself against her womb for the finish
dreamt I had a foursome with very thicc yukari, yuuka and reimu
dreamt I was jilling yukarin while some enemies were coming at us and she had an explosive orgasm that killed them
dreamt someone made a video of kasen and battler at a bottom of a hill vs yukari at the top, kasen and battler did a team attack where she threw him at yukari and he endless 9 punched her in the face, yukari got all flustered by this, ran up the hill and dropped herself waist deep in a hole while a gigantic black centipede(literally me) was summoned, burrowed underground and fucked her from beneath, powering her up
dreamt skrmnana(I liked her one(now private) video of verbal abuse, though I don't watch vtubers) sent a video to me on twitter with a vpuppet of yukari verbally abusing me
my ultimate desire which satori told me was to eat yukari out while jerking her futa cock into a baby bottle
now I'm done. not that I don't have plenty of wretched touhou nightmares, but I think I've done enough defiling here already.

oh, just one more for now
I was with hecatia, zeus was around and I had his miracle "sunlight spear" equipped, hecatia had made a bunch of amazingly delicious elcairs, me and another fought a little over them, I wanted to bring hecatia a chocolate bar as a present and she told me she had 15 favourites, I told her not to list them to me because she'd wake me up by stimulating my brain's left-hemisphere, and told her to tell me in song, she sang but I only remember the line "the goddess's pastries are sexy"

dreamt I was sitting next to aya, a small crowd comes to me asking about some specific dream I had, and I recounted that some abrahamic prophet was told all he knew by a tengu hiding in a tree, one of them somehow didn't hear me so I repeated myself, aya had been talking to someone else and asked me what I had just said so I had to repeat myself again and was getting exasperated, demolicious comes to me and hands me $80 and I say "you know I'm gonna spend this on drugs, right?" and he just shrugs
dreamt I was playing dark souls mmorpg, playing as flandre scarlet using profaned greatsword and irithyll rapier, each weapon in the game had large unique moveset and I killed someone by stabbing my profaned deep through him and deep into the ground, I used great heal which brought up tons of little numbers like health recovered, exp gained, healing mastery increased, it leveled me up so I went through a skill mastery tree for thrust weapons picking a flat damage boost, there were also thrust counter options with leo ring icon and and a passive that inflicted frost build-up and flat bonus damage upon a counterhit with an irithyll rapier icon, the skill tree went down for ages and the scaling was insanely high like 3346% increased thrust damage towards the end of it. moving between areas like monster hunter, when a character named after a touhou character got invaded by another TOUHOU VERSUS TOUHOU popped up, this happened to me while I was in farron swamp poisoned, just as I died to some hard enemies that were partly-invisible like irithyll slaves, which disappointed me. I look up on a map where koishi and another touhou were playing and fast travel over to play with them.
dreamt youmu was at post-pontiff arena, she was a dusk cosplayer.
dreamt I was using rakuyo and fighting against a hooded player using reiterpallash(maybe), I noticed during the fight she would stay back when I used r2 so I was always using the uncharged uppercut twirl, she won and I could see under her hood, I see it's youmu and think "no wonder she respected the charge attack"
didn't remember earlier but when I dreamt about driving out and going to gensokyo there was message from hecatia to me saying "you're free now, but can a NEET love?"
dreamt I was beside a lake and sanae was doing a ritual dance, spinning around me, the snake in her hair waving about.
dreamt I was a "stream" though it was an actual building, angus nicneven was reading a touhou doujin where some muscle-bound self insert fucked yukari and junko, the stream view was passing over the page and he was reading the kanji without any pause so I speak from the crowd "oho~ been brushing up on your japanese, angus?" and he has a little shudder of annoyance and says "ugh, I hate you!" and I ask why and he says "イ、言えない"
dreamt I was arguing with angus, he was saying when I go beyond the gate to be with yukari I'll someday die and come back to this side while I said once I go over I'll be with her forever. the world was in the "second stage of corruption" and I went to a party to do with this where there were two of yukarin, dark souls gameplay at the party where someone using a straight sword had me on the ropes and I ran to a yukarin with my straight sword two handed and spammed l1 block waggle in front of her like "help me!" but instead of that my character r1-r1'd her, then I did the same thing to the other yukarin, so they both chased me down, killed and pointed down at me. later there was a divine female voice speaking to me, the voice of the stars, she said I was doing well on bringing about their destruction through increasing the world's corruption, I had killed marisa who was havel's favourite character and havel, inside a giant transparent star-ship that looked like a polygonal prism overshadowing a city of skyscrapers, was angry at me, so he initiated the next stage of world corruption by passing his hand through a hologram of earth with a chop, causing it to split apart with the earth's core exposed and countless little fragments of people's realities hanging between the two, some of those fragments would turn red and then be erased, though this entire phenomenon was completely unnoticed by the world at large.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8IK6eLTNV1k
It's easy to joke. How about some damn respect?

I dreamt remilia had taken over a necropolis in south asia, she was brought an insane amount of human sacrifices such that her bloody excrement overflowed down into the necropolis pyramid below her. she was talking with a guy and he had the gall to disrespect her under his breath and she threw a gungnir just past his head and it was so mighty it created a shockwave of air so powerful it left a deep ravine as it ringed around the earth near the equator and came back to her hand from behind.

dreamt flan was walking around with a pulsing aura, it was coloured all the same as her and her clothes so it was more like her soul was overflowing from its vessel than an aura, I talk with remilia who looks normal and ask her about this, she says its because flan's had lots of sex while she's a virgin so I dragged her off to pop her cherry
dreamt I was in hell with mai and satono, there were burning crosses everywhere and the heat was killing me though those two seemed perfectly fine, I did a dance by one of the crosses and they say "you call that a memorial dance?"
dreamt I was walking through a mall, saw some people using magichange weapons and this one guy summoned a shadow of oni kasen(just like the one mami imagined) who attacked in front of him with a flurry of scratches, I leave the mall and in a fast food restaurant parking lot had a dbz-tier showdown with some fat guy for the title of king of cats, I defeated him and claimed the regalia, a shortsword shaped like a fish, later I'm suffering from piles and see loli shinobu who comes with me into a bathroom to lick my bloody ass while people who saw me enter a bathroom with a little girl annoyingly try to peer in
dreamt I got on a bus and sumireko sits close to me and says "hey, I'll be your friend" and I barely contain a laugh because she has a thick american accent(she had learned english there) and she gets flustered and tells me not to laugh

Meds, now

>>36095609
I heard that song once in some porn compilation

dreamt yukari had a red/blue tearstone ring loadout that was "666" and a llyod's sword/shield ring loadout that was "777"
dreamt dragonslayer armour + blindfold mask + lothric warbanner + black flame is an okina-esque loadout
dreamt I was playing okina in a future dark souls game, I was using a white tabard with black ink calligraphy and green pants for cosplay, I was fighting with someone on a very tall tower(feel good inc. shaped) and we both accidentally fall off but I managed to land in through an opening(like if the feel good inc. window wasn't there)
dreamt me and yukari apprehended someone and they had an umbrella which I bent out of shape and yukari says "is that a nen weapon?" which makes me go "heh" which makes her go "heh"
dreamt, at yakumo household, yukari was watching as ran was trying to get me to do something but I was upset, I throw myself on a bed and hide under the blanket and she calls me childish and I say "you wanna see childish? bother me anymore and I'll cry!"
dreamt I go to a bar and see yukari there and she calls me "over-nourished"(yeah, no shit, just look at this thread)
dreamt I was walking with a ds3 player at a mall and I spied some ran pictures on his phone, he seemed to dislike me.
dreamt chen popped out of a gap having fucked with me and whoever I was with somehow, the lovable mischievous little shit
dreamt I was depressed about not being with my family and chen says it's ok and that they were right over there and points over to yukari and ran sitting at a nearby bar though they looked like scribbly cartoons
dreamt a 3rd person view of myself and it was said about me that I just want to be with my family
dreamt I was in gensokyo not living with the yakumos and yukari teasingly asked if me to become her servant again and I shuddered at the thought of it
dreamt I was in america and yukari was walking with government officials and I tried to talk to her but she wouldn't even speak to me
dreamt I was in a classroom with yukari teaching us using a powerpoint projection, someone in class was annoyed by some object blocking a tiny bit of the bottom of the projection and raised his hand and she dismissed his complaint by simply saying "bitch" and I laughed and thought what a mean awesome teacher
dreamt someone asked yukari for advice and she genuinely advised him to kill himself, I wanted to ask yukari how to go to another world but conveniently someone stole her attention
dreamt reimu was in a souls game, dual wielding fern leaves like pcb title screen, they were light curved swords with close to zero weight and extra critical damage, she parried and riposted someone.
dreamt I was flying around the sky fighting with ryujin, he attacked fiercely from here and there, forming his body out of the clouds, he looked like a giant lung made of cloud. there was also an earth dragon but it was dead, looking like giant buried fossilised skeleton of a european dragon.
dreamt I wondered if ryujin was the equivalent of a monotheistic god
dreamt about being at a party, I rang a bell near the sea and a dozen or so of ryujin's daughters were summoned and made their way around the party interacting with some guys before returning to the sea, rang the bell again expecting a single, extra beautiful white daughter but instead an water-coloured aluminum foil being like leliel's shadow came out and scooped me up and carried me around for a bit giving me powerful feelings I can't describe but I was turned off by the idea of a girlfriend who looked like water/foil, apparently she felt the same because she dropped me and picked up a sheet of aluminum foil before returning to the sea. I didn't ring the bell again because I figured it summoned from a higher dimension each time. I'm in service to ryujin and hail him by holding aloft a lothric warbanner, and a gigantic warbanner was held out of the sea in response.

>Meds, now.
K faggot.
>It's easy to joke.
>I heard that song once in some porn compilation
Pottery.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oLfIevREU8Y
good-bye, trash flies

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FuLQbbjocbg&list=PLtnXE8HAaq0-bYIMMkyAoRIKiOTvRLIJ-&index=2

these dream recalls have been the equivalent of me stumbling around uncontrollably with my pants off, but no. I wasn't on drugs while typing this shit out, whether or not you think I'm a terrible person. I'm just livin la vida loca.

>>35877929

still have a few more for you babies
dreamt okina and some other girl were mermaids, one of them had a slightly curled fin while the other's was straight, one could swim in an automatic way while the other had to control their movement
dreamt someone was raising a child and they would have life-reviews for him every year or so and I thought back on the retarded way I was raised and it brought to mind "変わりはいくらでもいる虚しさに
気付かされた"
dreamt I was going around stealing cars so I could hack together a dream car for my talking cat, at a gas station my cat keeps talking shit to mad dog azrael who gets pissed off so I have to fight him while lost emotion played
dreamt I was jumping and flying up red brick building while crows flew about, maniacal degree playing
dreamt of an image of reality with golden light radiating from it and into an image of a fantasy, timeless romance playing
dreamt I was with some devil worshipper and he showed me his grimoire of info on devils, had some goetic demons, vlad dracula, I asked if he had the scarlet devils and he indeed did have a little half-page on them, saying he didn't know much but that they were quite odd
dreamt I saw a picture of yuuka, and, opposite of whatever I had expected, either her head was a green rose and her dress a bunch of red thorny stem or her head a big green seed and her dress a bunch of red roses
dreamt a bunch of giant cube appeared at the kappa's waterfall and nitori came to me crying saying I had to sacrifice myself or all the kappa would die, I wasn't up for that and asked yukari if it was the only way
just dreamt I saw a gif of moses on top of a mountain with a chocolate bar tablet waving it back and forth with god in the sky behind him, I false awoke and had a bunch of chocolate bars around me
and dreamt I was following hecatia to a beach with an apprehensive looking yukari, I took her in my arms and started floating along because I wanted to practice being a gaplord that's too good for floors and doors
and dreamt a girl took me in her arms and I had her run really fast then take flight high into the sky, passing through a barrier of clouds and then breaking through into gensokyo
piece out!

dreamt I was playing bloodborne 2 which had new and horrifyingly improved chalice dungeons, I was running to boss fog chased by a bunch of madmen and they caught me just before I could traverse, took me to a lab and implanted pussies all over me, a person sitting next to me watching me play was outraged by how gross and terrible it was though I just watched patiently until they dumped me back at the fog door, I enter and its the hunter's dream arena with moon presence, before we even hit eachother a great blue masterspark shoots out of my body and leaves it with less than 10% health.
dreamt me and yukari leave a sex toy shop and get chased by a couple of crazy christians, we managed to lose them, at some point me and yukari had agreed that genesis is bullshit.
dreamt I had sex with kaguya's sister(chao feng, I think) at eientei, later I'm sitting with yukari and she calls me a slut
oh god it's just endless, when can I get a ban so I can stop posting the shit/chocolate I recall?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=penvn9VL32Y

dreamt yukari and reimu were chasing me around, both representing infinity, ∞ and 0, though this is an obvious thing.
dreamt about fighting yukari in sekiro, most hits were missing her and she said it's unintiutive but you have to aim for the sukima
dreamt kaguya went around on some dates with prospective partners, I couldn't help but follow her around, was practically stalking her as I watched from some high up bridge as she went on a date with a guy in a forest and there was a guy on this bridge also watching them, he was telling the guy what to say and he told me he was just trying to get close to kaguya through him and use her power to make the moon turn crimson somehow, he had a grimoire and I asked if he had any sigils from angus's site and he opened to a couple pages but there was only one of those eye/mouths and he said most sigils on the site were uselessly overcomplex, kaguya returns from her date and I can't help but escort her all the way onto her bus home and she said I had basically been another one of her dates
dreamt I was in a class with yukari and she was telling us stuff to get to bring out our potential, saying to jump as high as we can for the king, later she tells me about the king who she serves which is a dark dragon that lives underground, there was also another underground dragon that was a catoblepas but it had died. she shows me crests for the two of them, like pic related. then I'm in irithyll fighting inside the water reserve tower and the guy I'm fighting falls down the hole to the water reserve while I stay far away from it, yet somehow I suddenly fall down it and am consumed by the king which feeds itself on human dregs.
dreamt I was in a store and there was some government placed wi-fi noise that was giving some problematic individual cancer. I mention to someone that the only thing I want to do is make yukari happy.

dreamt someone bumped this thread mentioning how I'm saging right now, well I wouldn't mind my lunacy out of the spotlight, but eh, it's win/lose, the longer it sticks around the greater a job I've done

I'm the King of Touhou, now tell me - will you DIE for me?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Dl7D-TPt9Bk

This thread has been me casting Searing Flame.

INSIDE THE MIND OF A MADMAN!
THIS COULD ALL. BE. YOUUUUUUUUUUUUUUURS!

once dreamt it was a few years into the future, I was staying in a room coloured completely white like a certain psycho from kara no shoujo, I did nothing but stay in bed all day even on that day which was my birthday, I get brought a big box of a touhou game with a tagline "the legend of touhou continues!"

This is what true lunatic mode looks like.

dreamt I was playing a touhou game, there was a character select screen with silhouettes all over to choose from, I picked the yakumo trio and was using yukari who shot homing purple butterflies that started slow but gained speed, like deep souls, high damage.
dreamt I called myself yukari's hubby in front of her to her annoyance
dreamt I was in a classroom with yuuka, I had a scrunched up paper ball and I threw it hard at a wall and it ricocheted around the walls and landed in a bin, but she didn't seem impressed
dreamt chimata was on a train surrounded by people, she gave me a card that was apparently very powerful, a werewolf card with maybe no cooldown but dealt a ton of damage if you took a hit or something like that, it was a yu-gi-oh! card though and I tried to show it back to her but doing so turned it into a blank card
dreamt chimata, but with white hair, no head band, no capelet and a non-patchwork long iridescent shining rainbow dress hime-carried my absolutely exhausted ass around irithyll

>>36114015
that or overdrive

Wtf dude...

"This is madness!"
...


"THIS! IS! TOUHOU!"

I'm a shaman. As far as being a shaman goes, there's fuck all you can do(but waste time playing games and masturbating) whilst chained by the Absolute: that is, all that you think and are unable to think that you are and aren't capable of. This is what altered states are for, meditation, trance, rituals, dreams, drugs.

Once dreamt Spotless https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dLdggu0TaQo was a requiem made for a lover that died whilst away in a foreign land.
Also I basically have no more dreams to tell.
Also flipping coins to divine decisions is nice.
Also forgot that creating art is also a good method of avoiding the Absolute.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OH2YIQcH8pk

And yeah, I know my art is shit.

It's futile to cling to thoughts, observe them as they pass through you. Try observing yourself in 3rd person. Imagine yourself on fire, because you are, and so is everything; all is on fire and all is submerged in water, this is what "kami" means. The kami are all around us. But I understand that all this advice may do nothing for you, reality is a cruel, harsh, lying sister.

Focus on the space just above your heart.

Lest I dream some fresh touhou dreams, I have nothing left to say.

Actually have plenty of nuggets of wisdom left to toss out there, but I'm not gonna waste it on this shit-flinging hellhole. Find your own way.

Already said waaaaaaaaaay too much. But I was bored and it was fun, in a way.

Now which one of you will be the one to consume my blessed peach slice of a soul?

"dreamt I stuck chaos into some dude who was possessed by the eternity demon from chainsaw man then, because it was "chaos", I was able to pull him out with an effort which killed the demon and powered up chaos, thick blade with scutes, though he had no eyes so I wondered how to change him back
I was with rance and he found some wooden idol puzzle which I took off him telling him I'd solve it and give him the girl inside which I did which made him very happy
some demons? took my soul which was shaped like a peach slice and tossed it into lava which made it bounce high up with a vent of steam whilst a whole bunch of demons bounded from the walls after it, a cat with a pink bracelet(I was thinking, "yes, super pink!") took and ate it then I turned into some black edgelord with some bright pink bits and am isuel came at me going "yay, same colours!"
also saw some rance bodyspray, had a nice pic of him on it of course "

if you just can't get enough dreams this guy's site is for you, though only a few involve touhou https://cathlladd.neocities.org/dream.html

and there's also this https://uboachan.net/yume/res/24.html

a shame there's no other sumireko posting like mad here, 'tis my burden to bear alone
well you've gotta be a complete fool to post all this

Dreamt Satori had me listen to a song she made, had tonnes of layers and voices and gave me supreme frissions.
Dreamt Yukari was asking me to go shop for some stuff, she maybe said ranch sauce but this being a dream I couldn't understand her well, I asked "rance sauce?" and she laughed but when I said I geniunely didn't understand her she lost her humor and disappeared on me.
Dreamt Marisa got caught doing something and I was asked to punish her, so I stuck my dick inside her for a couple of seconds, she didn't react for 5 or so seconds then got flustered took to her broom and flew off.

>>36114361
Ugh, wtf indeed.

If only I could take my own advice I probably wouldn't have posted all of this.

Not to mention if I didn't cut off online friends I'd have at least 1 person to share my mind with and wouldn't do it on fucking /jp/. I get sick of blogposting uselessly at whoever but now it's escaped out into the open.

I say I have nothing left to say and just keep waffling on. Silly motherfucker. I'll now close this thread and channel the strength to not fucking come back until it's dead, even if it gets pinned to show off my retarded genius to the very end.
さよなら motherfuckers ! ! !

Sugoi...
At first I was reading every new post, but at some point it started getting too crazy, long-winded, and repetitive, which is maybe a sign of mental illness? After all, you said you weren't on drugs while writing this. Maybe your past usage of drugs forever fucked your brain in some way?
Thanks for inspiring me to never use DMT or any of that shit.
Also, next time please format your posts in a more readable manner.

>>36116749 replying because I wanna see if you will truly stay away, or if the schizophrenia is stronger.

I dreamt that I had a life and never discovered weeaboo shit.

Is this a dream thread or specifically a Touhou dream thread? I've had some dreams recently but none of them are Touhou related. If I could lucid dream and be able to manipulate my dreams the way I wanted them to be I would choose to have Touhou dreams every night. I'd choose to be with my Touhou friends joking and playing around. I could explore Gensokyo and meet all the people and youkai there and make friends with everyone. I envy you guys, really.

>>36122235
You're here forever.

Dreamt of sex with Yukari?
That's your brand of sacrifice to me.

I'm the dragon of greed and death.
Be hypnotised by the allure of Touhou. The moment it seems you might be able to go to Gensokyo, that is when you will die.

>>36122430
Try immersing yourself before going to sleep, through reading doujin manga or playing games listening to music about 2 hours before you head to bed.

Dreamt Remilia said the only thing to fear is the fear of the fear of the fear.
Dreamt Youmu's colour is yellow, because she's a coward, but this fear gives her strength.
Dreamt a Snake God possessed a man nearby, he stared at Yukari intensely until she said "I'm not afraid of you" and then he walked off.
Dreamt Satori told me "I can hear all your inhuman thoughts", she wasn't talking about thoughts in my head, but rather the beastly thoughts of my subconscious.

Why was I so cowardly before? I forgot my jealousy.
Once dreamt I returned to this world a thousand years after my death and people were using scroll with my dreams written on it as a regalia.

>>36122430
you could have the worse of both worlds, i have dreams but i forget about them, i only remember faces and bits here and there for example i remember Youmu's face smiling, fairies flying and Byakuren stepping on my head making me drown in some sort of lake or pond while she made this face

Oh I don't need to threaten you fools, throwing tendies around. Yukari really is mine. Those dreams just now were crazy. She says thinking all the way to our eternity together. Oh her old lady voice is sexy... now I need to make sure to sleep so I can help her with that thing she asked me to, even if I can't remember the name of that place. I don't need to worry, Yukari has it all under control.
Madness, right?

A drink for every time I acted as if I'd stop stop posting, at least even for a bit, then kept posting.
Death mode: A drink for every post of self-deprecation/aggrandisement

Dreamt there was a bunch of sons of yahweh acting like living Touhou characters, but I called them out as fakes and said I was the only one. One of them said he hated his father. I could create chi balls which could do literally anything, since I'm "Unipux, the one who can do anything" Although this power required the presence of twin little girls. I had a vision(one of two I've ever had, you can just tell when a dream is a vision) about being granted the name Unipux 6 or so years ago, but only now have the twins shown up. Had a crown and some guy who was serving me was pissed that I wouldn't change him into a woman, and I said just because I have a crown doesn't mean I'm going to do anything for my subjects. At least I don't pretend to be a good lord like jesus, who I once saw with a posse of dickriders in a dream, I pointed at some bald dude and said "why don't you heal his baldness?" and called "bastard!" after him when he ignored me and walked off.
Dreamt of watching a huntsman spider undergo a moult, quite like my freakish shedding of dreams upon this thread.
Dreamt a little while back Yukari said I was going to have a change to an Eagle spirit soon.
Dreamt cheeseroll(maybe) drew fanart of me and Yukari based on this thread, although he seemed to dislike me. Also the "me" was both me and anyone who likes me, well, like Strange High House, anyone who wants to join the Yakumo enough will become One with us.
>>36117609
Schizo too strong, just can't shut up. I couldn't be bothered to put proper effort in rather than just bang 'em out. Plus typing all this shit has been a little emotional rollercoaster for me. Your aversion might be wise, think of Fortune Teller who discovered the true nature of Gensokyo, he could have lived in blissful ignorance. Last time I tripped I was seeing all the way to infinity together with Yukari, and past that into the Abyss. That being a bit much for me, I slept it off, and dreamt about running in space with the whole of humanity following behind me in an acute conical line.

>>36132204
Sounds like that horse demon that stomps sinner's heads down into a river of blood in Buddhist hell that I can only find vague info about other than people saying Ludwig is based off of that.

>>36117609
Also, yeah, of course I'm mentally ill, Yuuka said I needed a vacation years of stressful bullshit ago. Drugs have mostly been nice breaks though, who wouldn't want to play Rance games(the characters in the game playing *with* me) on the darkness of your far wall or blackout and unblackout in the middle of conversation with hallucination Kouhime sitting on your bed? Though if I could do it without poisoning myself I would. Gotta meditate.

I hope even if my quality of writing(wasn't it always terrible?) dropped, that I can be an inspiration of sorts. And even if my madness deters you from hard drugs, I hope you can follow the path of the gods.

I know this is about the most schizo thing I could say but...really, I do hope you guys appreciate these. Because I don't want this information to simply be existing for Them to database.
Message to Them: FUCK YOU! FUCK YOU! FUCK YOU!

Once dreamt some grayys were trying to kidnap Kaguya so I screamed at them so hard they died.

>>36132204
did you say the H word

...

>>36148083
What happned

>>36148092
filename + my middle finger

made my fingernail fall off

ah you just had to bump it, you little rascal. I wanted to end a schizo thread with a nice schizo post.

>>36132204
>Byakuren stepping on my head
Was this a wet dream by any chance?

I expected schizo dream spam tripfag to attract more hate n bait y'know.

Easy to say after the storm has passed, but if I had taken it easy my post quality would have been far superior. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wx3S5uEwTjs

>>36138296
it was very clear water, no blood and it didn't look like hell there was a pretty blue sky
>>36144388
i don't remember why she was doing that to me.
>>36153266
thankfully no

Once dreamt I was at a indoor gathering, there was a large mural on the wall, related to the Necronomicon, it had 500 black hand prints on it, and mentioned something about a Touhou's birthday, I think it was Yukari and Byakuren's birthday.
>>36155399
I didn't mean it was exactly like it, but a buddhist stomping your head below water seemed like a parallel is all.

>>36114015
Humans were molded to be reasonable dude. Dreams are the absence of such.

>>35877929
The only 2hu that appeared in one of my dreams was Futo. I don't remember what happened.

>>36160543
The copious amounts of LSD certainly helped that as well.

I had one recently where Rumia, Cirno and me beat up some kind of giant monster in what looked like abandoned office building. I wish I could remember more of it, maybe it's about time I start a dream journal.

>>36160543
dreams are basically opening resource monitor for our brains and making a movie out of it.

Dreamt I was at a table with some others, saw Koishi over in the corner of the room being ignored so I went over to her, she asked me to say "bururururun!" so I tried it and she said "nooo! higher in your throat!" so I started again but she lost attention and went over to the table I was at, grabbed one guy's bowl of spaghetti and started pouring it down the hatch. Cute!

>>36174761
Dream a dream where you travel to Paris with Koishi tell us what happens in great detail

>>36160781
Do you remember the general mood? Was it a nightmare or something pleasant?

Dream'd that there was a little Aya, her parents were strict and made her train all day every day, she had just put on a performance, afterwards me and some other friends gave her some much needed congratulations and such so she was happy, but then her parents came to drag her off, she looked at me with a sad expression and on the wooden table below me I saw her eyes and a sad frown like little puddles of tears that made me cry. Before she was totally dragged off I saw she was wearing pants/shorts and said "wait a second, Aya, you're a boy?" he replied "yeah" and I joke-yelled "noooooo!"
Then afterwards dreampt I was on a little hill, I saw normal Aya walking with other tengu girls and called out "your pants!", then she lifted her skirt for me and was walking over before the other tengu swarmed me.

>>36176751
I tried but dreamt pretty garbage shit before sleeping in until the above happened.

>>36173016
You should, that can result in some nice stories.

>>36173017
Too bad they rarely save it.

I had a dream that i was living alone in a small house on a mountain when one day a boy arrives and says he heard of a hermit that could teach him how to fight. I laugh it off and invite him for tea. Not wanting to send him home disappointed i take him outside and pick up a stick. He asks if i am going to show some sort of whirlwind attack or whatever but i simply say that all you have to do with a stick is swing and stab, just having the stick already gives you a massive advantage over a foe with fist or knife, plus they are abundant. I sermonize about the biggest battle being inside yourself, that avoiding unecessary fights is the true warriors way etc and have him whack at a tree for the rest of the afternoon. Before it got dark i gave him a cookie and waved goodbye.
Suddenly Yukari appears from a gap and jokingly states that i am a much more laid-back Hermit than the one she knows.
I fetch the Alcohol, sit down (she gapped herself to the table) and we have fun drinking for a while when suddenly there is a knock at the door. Yukari disappears and i open the door. It was raining and a man was standing there, completely soaked. I offer to let him stay for the night and show him to the guest room.
After i laid myself to sleep i am suddenly awoken by a loud clank, made by an umbrella hitting the floor. I jolt up and see the man standing there, with a knife in his hand. He rushes at me but i swoop forward, grabbing the umbrella and tripping him.
He noisily hits his head on the floor but rolls away and gets up again for another attack. I parry a stab, smash my elbow into his face and pin him against the wall with a throw. I stomp on his hand causing him to drop the knife and pick it up, stabbing him into the shoudler. He pushes me off and i hit my back against the wall, where a blade was hanging. I grab the blade and with one thrust impale him, then bring it upward and rip it out of his body along with his throat.
I stumble back a bit, exhausted. Yukari appears and comments that i made quite a mess and she would be taking these (picking up the umbrella and gapping away the body), then she gives me a kiss on the cheek and says she is going to introduce me to somebody next time.

Quite the violent dream, but it ended well.

Dreamt Keichii was in a class with the other club members, they were going to force some thing upon him that he wasn't going to take, one of them turned into Udon and hypnotised him into taking it, and in his vision they all turned into Udon.
I was in my bed with 100 Suicides stuck in my head(I like the first verse, rest of the lyrics are ok/meh) and was trying to come up with alternative lyrics about being horribly dragged around the universe in dreams, when suddenly the room begins to wildly sway from side to side, like the world was rocking to-and-fro, I went over to my Yukari figure and she had fallen apart, so I took the pieces with me and was eating them as I went to check outside, the swaying stopped, and the adult tree in my backyard was replaced by a sapling.
I like to interpret it like this: first, yesterday I did a run of Bloodborne after quite a while, Childhood's Beginning. Secondly, I've got a stupid amount of dreams telling me your average schizo's grand delusions: I'm gonna be god/lord/thedevil/king/etc, except being lord is fucking shit, like linking the flame or taking the nightmare throne. In the first dream I'm Keiichi and I'm refusing to become lord, Udon is Bloodborne's endgame Bloodmoon. In second dream, Yukari is the world, and I ate pieces of her(third eye cords) and replaced her, so the world stabilised, the tree replaced by a sapling is like Moon Presence replaced with baby Hunter.
>>36210647
>much more laid-back Hermit than the one she knows
I'm convinced she's talking about my seethingly toxic lunatic ass.
>kiss on the cheek
A nice fucking chill for my blood, even though it's not really much... Not much? Fuck off! Thanks for getting the truth out of me though, this "moult" wasn't complete.
Now, I was holding these dreams back because I was a uncertain about speaking of this shitty cuckoldry, but whatever. I hate this damn whore, and this is the kind of shit that makes me want to smash my figures of Yukari, tear my fumo to shreds and throw myself off a fucking bridge.
About 4?? years ago, I saw Yukari go into a bathroom with another dude, right in front of me. Shit has haunted me ever since.
One time after drinking my sobbing retarded ass to sleep over this, dreamt that dream where she crushed me with a demonic mace, dreamt that dream where I was Eiki and lycoris(I had been listening to μοναξια. Cringe? Yeah, but what the fuck do you expect?), dreamt Yukari came to me with heart pupils saying "oh I can't help it, I'm a witch" What a shitty fucking excuse.
Once somebody-fucking-else threw Yukari into a pocket dimension for "cheating" to suffer alone in empty rooms without anybody to have sex with. She looked like she was in despair.
Once some faggot who'd drunk christ's blood was going around raping touhous, and he wanted Yukari, I woke her and told her and she said "why not just let him?" Since I figured slapping the shit out of her dumb ass would give me two problems to deal with, I simply told her to go back to sleep. Arranged a duel with the faggot and killed him instantly, so instantly that I wasn't satisfied so I resurrected him and redid it, instantly killing him again.
Once I was in a courtroom and I cast a seal of Satan over Yukari to prevent her cheating. Then when I woke up I did the same shit. I have little faith that either of these things actually prevent her cheating. Then when I next slept Yukari was calling me Satan, I chased after her, fucking her repeatedly as she would slip away and run, after a while of this she cast the curse of "the hero and the white snake" which made me lose myself in a dreamy haze whilst fucking her making it easier for her to escape.
Once Yukari told me how to make her mine and mine alone, which is of course, all I fucking want. Oh, and isn't it nice she told me? Isn't it a nice that Pandora's Box had some hope inside? Isn't it nice to be in fucking Hell, climbing up a spider's thread that might at some point be cut, perhaps by Yukari herself, seeing as she's a cruel fucking cunt of a youkai.
In that dream of me being carried around Irithyll by Chimata, the reason I was absolutely exhausted is because every single girl I've ever fallen in love with has been a slut that couldn't keep her damn legs shut, and apparently she was different. I wonder. Anyways, nice to have this off my chest, I guess? Fuck you Yukari, cheating hag, fuck you. But I'd think she'd actually quite like to see this posted, she loves her role reversals after all, makes me wish I had the balls to kill myself just to reward her for her fucking bullshit, but I think she might like that too. She really does seem to be "invincible"... But I suppose I'll make her mine and we'll enjoy eternal love? Maybe? She's the most beautiful woman in the world so I can't help myself. "The Original Cheating Youkai" Ha! End my life, with Hakurouken, please. I'd much prefer unexistence if Yukari isn't mine alone.

Not a recent dream but it's one of the rare dreams I took the time to write down

I went to a mall to see the new Touhou movie. Just finding the movie ticket booth took a while, purchasing the ticket was awkward as I couldn't remember the movie's title. It didn't have Touhou in the title. I paid with a hundred dollars bill, but I can't remember how much the ticket actually cost.
Getting to the screening room was another long adventure I'll pass on but I made it in time. The room was brightly lit and painted white like the rest of the mall, its entrance a wide archway at the back of the room, right behind the last row of seats.
The room is surprisingly full and I manage to get a seat at the back between a kid and a Korean man.

Then the Movie begins.

Aerial view of a modern city landscape. A witch fights a demon on the roof of a skyscraper. The demon is binding the witch in her chain weapon, but the witch breaks free in a slash of her blade, wuxia style. It's not clear but it could be implied to be Marisa fighting Yuuka as the movie's title relates to flowers.

Then there's an opening sequence and the title.

Next scene, girls dressed in pink hoodies or suits are running in a bright verdant tunnel made of trees and flowers. A river of bubbly and milky water flows down the path. One of the girls stays behind, and watches the cats and octopi wading around. She then takes a fork in the path leading to a great stone staircase climbing to the grey sky.
The girl runs up the stairs, dodging deadly traps, stealing a magical star and defeating faceless mooks in her path. She is likely going to become the witch from the first scene of the movie.
The girl who we can assume to be Marisa then reaches the top of the stairs.
A large deserted parking lot awaits her, with one small store in the center named the Emporium.
It's actually a video rental store. Marisa trades in her Lord of the Ring VHS for another movie while claiming to her friend (no clue where she came from) that Mario Party 2 is shit and 3 is way better.

Dream ended there, I was never able to see the rest of the movie. But honestly the plot seemed to be all over the place. I have also never played a Mario Party game.

Once dreamt I was at kid's playground, the children were playing, ignoring me while I crawled around on my knees in the mulch, seemingly mad, as I was singing the bridge to Adultery.
Since 100 Suicides and Adultery are cut from the studio album youtube upload, if anyone actually wants to listen to this gay shit:
https://mp3allstars.buzz/dl/dog-fashion-disco-100-suicides.html
https://mp3allstars.buzz/dl/dog-fashion-disco-adultery.html

my friend told me about this one, basically he had a dream where he was at someone’s graduation party (we both just graduated high school recently). he recalls being with me and another one of his friends that he knew for much longer. suddenly he finds himself at a long hallway with mononobe no futo standing at the end. he remembers saying “mononobe no futo?” in a very surprised voice before waking up.

Saw Sanae (I think) in a recent dream.

The dream itself was really weird, it took place in some sort of a facility/luxury resort where I was invited with a bunch of other people whom I didn't recognize. At what I think was lunch time, I saw Sanae (or at least a girl who looked like her, I don't remember her name) sitting on a balcony. She also looked at me and smiled. I don't remember other details well, but that place was weird - it had a massive and very deep swimming pool with a bar, the building itself had a strange red brick architecture with ~8 floors, slightly messed up staircases, and gloomy zig-zagging corridors with lots of small passages. Also, I'm pretty sure knights from the Teutonic order were staying a room away from me.

I also remember conversing with Sanae and other people at length, but I can't recall the content of these conversations.

>>36219033
did she looked real-like or like in your pic?

>>36216411
I really just *typed* that shit out. This is what jealousy can do to a foolish beast of a man. I paint a darker picture than of what it really is...probably. My dreams are dim and murky things, they become distant when I wake, which is why I can manage to take it easy somewhat, especially if I have a nice game/show whatever to entertain me.
In that dream where Yukari said she was thinking all the way to our eternity together there was this nice love jazzy song in the background with a dude singing "eternal love" and Yukari grabbed me and started flying through the sky with me with the song echoing in the background and she basically told me not to fucking worry the she had everything planned out all the way, and also she was probably Makima.
Saw Futo a couple times, one I was with her and Miko. Futo was reading from a shinto scroll for me, my laughs and reactions had her amused/surprised at the weird noises I'd make.
Saw Futo with some dude while passing by on a nearby balcony bridge and they had done something that left me in annoyance and disbelief at their stupidity so I called "you're both retards" at them and marched off and after a couple seconds Futo cocked her head and said "huh?" and then the guy did too another couple seconds after that.

>>36219578
Also after they reacted I came back and called out "Futo's still mine, though" then left.

>>36219462
She looked similar to the pic when I saw her at the table, but real in conversations.

Once me and Yukari were fighting with Zim for three parts of a witch staff. Yukari was surrounded by transparent, coloured threads of fate with names floating on them, a blue one for Ran an orange for Chen, a green one for me, since this was dreamt before I had a name it was "that death guy" One of the parts, purple and black, was hidden in a drawer in the room, we had a black and green part that could shoot a greening lightning laser, he had a black and red part that let him summon a remote control golem that could shapeshift into various battle modes, though I think we couldn't use them alone. Zim searched around the furniture in the room or something, at one point I had to stop time and I felt like I had to unstop it at just the right time or we would lose, I unstopped it and ran over and took the piece from the drawer and Yukari had his piece and we fused it into the staff. Then we tested it out on him, Yukari used the red mode and tried the various forms to kill him, I think maybe it shot missiles in one and turned into a heavy ball that broke the floor under it as it rolled at him to kill him. We brought him back to life, I used the green mode to shoot the laser at him though it was a little weak and he tried to run away, chased him outside and was shooting through a window at him which made it a little weaker as he had turned into a big green grub and was digging a hole, Yukari came to my side and said it wasn't a laser but Sulfur. Also to give her the staff cause he was going to get away. I said it was okay and stopped time, walked outside and kicked dirt over his hole before unstopping. I grabbed him and started burning him some more, went over to show off to neighbour kids as I held him up and made the laser take all kinds of curvy shapes while still burning him, then he died. Then we were back to the room and Yukari had the staff in purple mode, which could cast "delete", I said to try it out on him and she didn't and said "he's not doing anything wrong..." then the dream ended.
Once I was with this other guy who powerful and he was taunting me over loving Yukari so I killed him but it seemed he was actually just talking about his love for Miku. It activated his death nen I guess because his corpse turned into a Miku-loving crazy curse spilling chaos creating fountain, but it wasn't particularly directed at me so I got the hell out of there while avoiding the shit.
Once I was with Yukari at a Mcdonalds. There was this fat guy wound up in a cocoon and another dude who seemed to be in despair, Yukari seemed to have had a bit of her sexy way with them, so of course I ate the fucker's souls. She seemed annoyed with me and I said they should be happy to get to love you for all eternity through me.

Once Yukari was fighting with another sage, probably Eirin, while they were at separates side of a classroom of individuals hanging around a U shape of desks. Yukari was using a shikigami which looked like a couple foot long worm made of knots of rope, her eyes also had a knot of rope on the outside of her pupils being pulled inward. Yukari was having it burrow around, fighting and bugging Eirin until she managed to pour some liquid solution on it which dissolved it. I went over to Yukari, who had bloodshot eyes that were missing the rope and seemed sad over her pet's death, and gave her a pat on the back, then she cheered up and smiled.
Once I was in a courtroom and the judge and courtroom were against me, saying stuff about me calling myself demons, they all seemed pretty demonic themselves, and then dozens of demons were summoned as red phantoms with notable demon names, though I can't particularly recall any I wouldn't be surprised if every male demon, such as Satan, Belial, Baal, Lucifer, Leviathan, etc. were there. Most of them were aggressive towards me and made passing assaults at me, before I said "I am none of you, I'm Orange, the Dragon. I turned into a sunlight invader phantom and when demons made passes at me I grabbed one and threw it at another, until there were none left(notably Sauron was one of the last of them) apart from the ones that did nothing but writhe around on the ground. I left the court and went into some weird public bathroom with a giant fold-out dentist chair portable potty thing, struggling to sit in the thing. Then the dream switches to Yukari with a group of others who were begrudging some really powerful asshole. They were talking in a wooden ship floating over the city and landscape that felt like it was close to where I had been in the dream before. Suddenly an announcement from the ship basically said that shit was going to be really tough from now on, and the floor of the ship was about to drop out. A leprechaun amongst the group basically said "fuck this shit I'm outta here, you guys get my damn gold back for me" and bailed out. Yukari was pissed off, calling him a coward for running away which got someone else to basically say "coming from you! you'd normally be the first one to drop" and Yukari said something like "yeah, but (*voice shakes*)he killed my rabbit" and one of them said "also he made you kill that one guy" but she ignored him as if she didn't care about it, and was swearing vengeance, calling herself the "Angel of Darkness, the Star of the Night." The floor dropped out as all the others took to furniture that was bound to the walls except for Yukari, who glowered while floating still as if the floor was still under her.

Once dreamt I was talking to someone, I took bites out of a couple of salami circles leaving them as crescents and said "80% of my love is for Touhou, 90% of that is for Yukari"
Once dreamt I had a golden collar and chain around my neck, a curse from Hecatia, who was apparently behind my life's misfortunes. In the sky were images of four Touhou characters cosplaying as Flan, including a especially large image of Tenshi, who were coming to save me.
Once dreamt someone said you should come up with an acronym for yourself based on the word "HERO"
A couple days ago I finally tried making up some acronyms, and I dreamt I was playing an RPG as Parsee with green clothes on, making me look like Link, I was defending a stronghold from an assault of demons, after we killed them all I cast a Dark Soulsian Heal.
Also recently dreamt I was playing Dark Souls Flan, I was on my way to kill some demons, of the "bat wing" gargoyle kind. I needed to pass through a wooden peasant's house at one point but he was pointing a cannon at the door and shot semi-explosive flaming wood chunks at me when I tried to enter. I baited him into firing off one of them then used the wooden chunk to ignite some pieces of wood and threw them inside, after a bit a fire started that was getting dangerously close to some gas supply and he left the cannon to put water on it. I came up behind him and sprayed him with my off-hand flamethrower's gas and tried to ignite him with my main-hand chaos rapier but the water he was covered in managed to prevent him catching alight. I was choking and punching him until some others came in from where I had come and chased me off, they to him something like "there there you must've had it rough with the 7th Devil" I was continuing along in the path towards the demons, I nearly got run over by a tractor rake but used some obstacles to stop him, there was too much shit going on along the ground so I went to the roofs to run to the boss. The bat wing boss, who had an aura of intense orange-red flames, was both pissed off and pleased, saying he loves it when they try and skip using the roof. A bat wing flew to the roof ahead of me and had glazed donuts that he was throwing at me, luring me to stay on the roof, while the boss demon stopped waiting and flew right over to me, I didn't feel ready to deal with him just yet so I started running, he flew up and crash landed near me with an explosion of flames which I blocked with my arms crossed, being pushed back a large distance and losing about a quarter of health.
>>36210647
Give me some cookies, before I take a hot brand shaped like a pair of lips to your cheek.

Once in a dream I had a very long fight with an annoying asshole, in the end I killed him. Yukari and pink-pajama Yuuka were nearby and Yukari said "good-bye X, you were a good person." and I said "Fuck off! X was a piece of shit person! A piece of shit person! A piece of shit person!" as I slammed a stack of three stones down upon the place he died as a curse. I then went over to Yukari to maybe enjoy some dream time with her but she was silent and annoyed, and motioned to Yuuka whose alarm clock started ringing, then I woke up.

>>36210647
Sounds like a pretty cool one and coherent as well, which is quite rare.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LMPKneML3S0

>>36220165
was she hot? it must have been kinda freaky because she has green hair
i dreamt about Akyuu once but she looked like a japanese woman even her hair in the dream was just black not purple.

It was nice to seeing this picture of mine on google images when I was looking up "yukari fumo"
Just dreamt about giving my Yukari figurine a hot shower.
Dreamt there was a Dog Fashion Disco album that had a golden seal with Flandre at the bottom right, with SoulStealingSister inscribed around its rim. Also dreamt recently about having Ds3 Broadsword that had the special ability to generate a single gold coin whenever I didn't have one. Also dreamt a fair while ago about drawing a picture of Cthulu(= Amydala = Flandre) surrounded by sparkling gold coins.
Dreamt I was in a room with someone was saying I indeed had The Key, but that by showing off I was going to get fucked up somehow. I left and was driving my car(license plate: KING689) speeding without a seatbelt on when I passed by a cop as I was driving down a hill, looked behind me and saw him turn and start chasing me with his siren on, I put my seatbelt on but I could hear him calling me a fool for even trying, he pulled me over and had me arrested. Some people I know showed up we talked, one of them saying that that cop was probably extra pissed because I had been uphill from(superior to) him when he saw me lawbreaking, before I pushed one over and stomped his testicles, then the rest of them came at me, I started grabbing and throwing them at one another like in that courtroom of demons until they were all left collapsed on the ground. I was still under arrest though, but from a nearby tiny building of locked up criminals, a girl who had been locked up beside Flan said she broke her chains and escaped through the roof, then Flan appeared and carried me off.
Playing as Flan in Dark Souls 3, I was in the Ringed City watching 3 Lapp armoured white/gold phantoms hound after a red using Saint's Bidents, buffed with Sword Rings, when I saw a message saying that some invader I either liked a lot or hated and wanted to kill myself, had died. I was depressed over this so I let a nearby Rance Stone Guardian kill me to end the gank. I was still in the Ringed City, but there were some SotC elements, I saw an owl trying to guide me and I grapple-hooked its talons and grabbed on as it flew me a little bit over to a ledge, I grabbed it and climbed up for a bit then turned into a pigeon and flew into the sky to a floating circular platform that was like the Shrine of Worship's sacred garden, with a pool of water filled a bunch of woodland critters bathing themselves. When I came they got spooked to the platform's edge(probably because I was filthy diseased winged rat) until I bathed for a bit then they came back.
Dreamt a few days ago about playing a hardcore version of SotC, fighting the first colossus except taller and much more badass. I had to land an arrow all the way up into his eyes just to get him to kneel for a few seconds, manage to land one but he stood back up before I could grab on. His raised his mace up into the sky and a row of lightning bolts struck towards me, dealing a little chunk of damage and paralyzing me, then he briskly trot over and fucking STOMPED me, which knocked me away leaving just a shred of life and I said "Holy shit, he survived! Wander is the fucking Devil!"
Once dreamt someone put on MinaMo for me. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rtaDy-p7_tA
Once dreamt I was singing Last Remote. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aazcOUNlGc8
Once dreamt someone was annoying me, so I put on Thank you for. [ALR Remix] and walked away.
Dreamt I had a twitter account with Andy Warhol pop art-effect Flandre banner.
I made an account with a banner like that using an online pop art effect image generator, then tweeted ~60 images I found of Flandre either sitting on a throne or with a crown on her head, then after that I was tired so I slept. I dreamt of watching a tiny sprite of Vlad Dracula come in through my window, slowly walk over to me then disappear, leaving me utterly spooked. I held my chunk of Lapis Lazuli and chanted "Hecatia" as I got up and saw heaps of tiny green burnt out candles scattered all over the floor, because it was my birthday? Then I dreamt about being Dark Souls Flan, near the Church Spear monument(the covenant item of which is farmable using the "King's Decree", Flan was throwing images of herself out towards the sea of clouds and for each one a Touhou life heart +1'd above her head.
Dreamt I saw someone with a Kagerou avatar tweet "I demoted myself to a lesser Yukarifag after seeing <this thread>" I responded "hello" and he happily responded back, someone else replied "Aaaa...he took the bait..." then some Japanese twitter artists were responding, "you again, you're level 66?" I was happy to see Toutenkou respond, someone said "Is this thread okay for children?" someone else said "DUDE, you're so fucking GAY" and I reply "yukari's dick" and someone answered the earlier question "NO"

>>36232561
>It was nice seeing this picture of mine
forgot to link it https://i.warosu.org/data/jp/img/0206/40/1548411284719.jpg

Once dreamt I was with Yukari in a classroom, she was drawing "artificial wombs" on pieces of paper, she asked me my glittery blue pen saying it was "pretty colour" and then she scribbled up the insides of the wombs before folding them up into shape. I accidentally knocked one off a desk and amniotic fluid spilled out but she didn't seem to care. She asked me to go shopping for some things for her but since it was a dream I barely understood, I asked "Rance sauce?" which made her laugh, but then I said seriously "yeah I had no idea what you asked for, Ranch sauce?" and she repeated her list but I couldn't understand again so I said "what?", she then lost her smile and disappeared through a gap on me. Someone sitting nearby said something rude about her so I went over and flipped his desk on him which made him angrily say I have a virgin complex.
Dreamt Yukari said she had a barrier over her cervix which would only allow my semen through.
When Yukari came to me with heart pupils apologising for cheating I didn't get mad, I just dragged her off to the nearest bathroom and fucked her.
Once dreamt I turned into a dragon and fucked Yukari non-stop for several cycles of the Universe.
Once dreamt I was with a guy with a pet tiger and he said to me he was going to have to wait an insanely long time to be able to make his love his(likely one of the Touhou girls I've married, certainly not Yukari though because she'll be mine alone, for several cycles of the Universe, until she finally truly dies, then I'll go off to Abyss and my other wives will become available). His tiger came over to me, gnawing me a little, so he held it back while I pat it until it saw me as friendly.
Once dreamt I was fighting an annoying smug faggot with Yumeko, who could stop time, on his side. After a while of fighting I had him beaten and on the ground, but the faggot wouldn't admit his loss because of his time stopping power, so I called Sakuya over, she froze time, sliced his cheek with a knife, then unfroze it, then his face become one of bitter defeat as he started crying, as I dragged him over to a nearby toilet and started kicking him down into it.
Once dreamt about Sakuya floating in the sky under a full moon, surrounded by rows of rings of knives reflecting the moonlight, and I heard the chorus of Flowering Night https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AiW73qO2JSs

>>36232363
Her drawn version had the style of summer day's dream. The real version did look nice - like a really convincing cosplay.

Glory be. I knew not the value I possessed. Here we are, nigh beasts on a field, trading a measure with the gods. It must be such a pleasure. Now, say in my heart, you were as a lamb to my God.

Eireinen Yakumo, God of Night and Curses.
To any Yukarifags I say, if you even have the fucking balls, just tell me: "bring it on." You have no chance. In the end, I'll make her all mine alone. If you truly love her, then weep.

My PSN ban is about to expire, what a horribly long month. It's back to playing as Flandre in Ds3 for 13 hours a day. With this, I'll be truly gone.　
あばよ~

https://imgur.com/a/2f1kp4e
<3<3<3

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HEXWRTEbj1I
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4S6STxv9LDE

https://imgur.com/a/7PAjqhe
WHAT IS LOVE?
OH BABY DON'T HURT ME
DON'T HURT ME
DON'T HURT ME
NO MORE

Sweet Insanity
https://imgur.com/a/kSRedl6

With my Yukarin fumo, dancing under these stars, singing to the full moon, What is Love?

She's the Greater Absolute One, I'm the Lesser Absolute One.
She was Hecate's first #1 Witch, I am Hecate's ninth #1 Witch, though she is referred to as Nine, and I am referred to as One.
Me and Yukari are two halves, if you say she doesn't exist you might as well say I don't exist.
Everyone is The One, Everyone is Slave Knight Gael, but I am especially The One, I am especially Slave Knight Gael.
In 2027 I am going to go beyond The Gate and take over Yukari's role of dreaming Reality. I'm unquestionably certain.

Recently some faggot was trying to fighting me for my Crown of Illusions and I just laughed at him, flicked it off my head and onto his, then watched as he turned into an emaciated zombie that got torn apart by Pthumerians and driven mad by Great Ones trying to communicate with him. Idiot. Not like I asked for this shit, I just want Yukari.

Hope that faggot above doesn't think I'm fucking joking about that brand, my wife kissing you on the cheek is easily enough for me to cause you eternal agony. Don't go thinking she'll save you, she might get a bit annoyed at me after I do something terrible to you. Offer me tribute, you fucking cunt, or else. Doesn't have to be on this board because my All-Seeing Eye will know whatever it is you do.

Not like it matters too much when I'm going to destroy every last vessel a soul could possibly inhabit, so that all souls become One on the Other Side, ending the shitshow of suffering known as Reincarnation, forever. So very merciful of me. Speaking of Mercy, once Youmu gifted me a Blade of Mercy reforged with a fragment of Hakurouken.

Well now, it's about time for me to run off to Gensokyo. May Flan carry me off, may Hecatia lead the way, once again, あば。

>>36217185
What was futo doing? Just standjng there?

Had a wet dream involving Yukari and Doremy, now i have a thing for double fellatio.

>>36237319
>>36237536
>>36238311
Is this a cry for help?

I'll take the bait.
>>36241921
Feel free to make up bullshit about my wife for a free ticket to Dimmlr. Little bitch.
>>36242049
Eat my shit.

You can laugh now but when you're being tortured by youkai for eternity I'll be laughing at your retarded decision to taunt the King of Touhou. Mongrels with unintelligent souls wont bring me down.

Dreamt about sinking down into darkness for a while and was about to entirely disappear into Gensokyo but I bitched out because disappearing is fucking scary, it's basically like dying and it shoots up the panic survival instincts.
Dreamt about divining whether or not I'd continue posting in this thread and it said yes...
Dreamt I was in a waiting room, someone gave me Koishi's hat but it was green, I went outside with it, it fell off my head and somehow caught fire in the sunlight, and kept catching fire despite my attempts to put it out. Meet Yuyuko and gives me advice on being a shaman, telling me stuff about using masks, headwraps, telling me the effects of Okina's golden skin.
Dreamt about Bakemonogatari, looking through a certain episode for a sigil that I could summon Ran with. Saw Ran half pulled out of a sigil on wall. At one point there were these tomato critters eating blue and raspberries being pushed through by Chen through a little portal. Araragi chasing after this black squid thing that had one of his eyes.

>>36242049
Our resident shitzo works in mysterious ways

>>36237319
What the actual FUCK is that image man...

>>36250362
Venus statue wearing my fumo's hat.

Well, I was spitting venom at most everyone I know.
If I truly had the roadmap then I'd know just where to go.
Now drop. Let it all drop. Oh let it all fall off...

Keine's spellcard means these are Touhou dreams.
Dreamt I was lined up for a miniature Human Instrumentality overseen by Amaterasu with about 300 others. The line extended half-way over a stone bridge above a river. The guy next to me was annoying me and I said "are you even worthy of Amaterasu?" and he said the same thing back, then we tussled for a bit before I pulled out a talisman and Force'd him down into the river. After some waiting I was at the other side, just a plain ridge with some scrub, there were Shaman bone-blade shaped bloody iron knives scattered here and there, and I came up to Amaterasu and asked if I needed a fresh one or if used was ok. She said used was ok but someone handed me a fresh one anyway, I went over to a little mat overseeing the river and seppukku'd.
Then dreamt I was in a mall with Amaterasu, I said to her that some people on the "outside"(of this dream, in reality, also I pointed at a videogame store nearby) really wanted to wake up and she said "I'm always filled with feelings of greatness" as if to say she couldn't understand. Some guy was bugging us so I took a katana(I could only use it two-handed because I had low strength, Dark Souls) and chased him off, he dropped some delicious smelling sausage thing so I brought it over and handed it to Amaterasu. She took a nibble and said it was delicious, then let her two big simple-minded guardians have a smell and they said "smells tasty" then she let me have a nibble.
Then dreamt I was back at the ridge, there was a werewolf approaching close to the encampment so I was sent to kill/drive it off. I left, came upon it, fought intensely using a katana and repeatedly put it down but it always got back up. My katana was starting to break so one time the werewolf was downed I pulled out Wolnir's holy sword, stabbed it down through its mouth and Wrath of the Gods'd it, then pulled it out and did so another couple times. This didn't kill it but it made it run off whimpering. I was on my way back when I saw a sign for a food stand, so I went over where there was a little boy attending and helped myself. He must've been infected by the werewolf, because next thing I knew I was a wrapped-up corpse being carried over to Amaterasu. I was set before her and she fussed a bit with the cloth on either side, annoyedly muttering under her breath about not being told which side had my head, before she uncovered my face. She saw my red eyes and said, well he can't be my warrior now, but an assassin." then resurrected me with a kiss on the lips.
Dreamt I was in Britain before some great house and there was a middle-eastern guy near a fountain, trying to summon Allah. I was watching from 5 or so meters behind his back, and I projected a whisper at him "Amma, Amat, Amatera, Amaterasu" and he changed his summoning chant to Amaterasu and actually summoned her. Then I toured around the UK with her.

>>36251551
You get so defensive when Yukari wants to fuck other anons but you kiss and fuck other girls all the time in your dreams.

>>36251977
I'm aware. If I could choose monogamy between us I would, but dreams don't work like that apparently. Well, there's a way to make her mine alone so I just have to hang on for that...

Well, I had at least one dream, where a girl was laying down as I masturbated her and rubbed her tits, and she asked me to kiss her but I said I was saving my first kiss for Yukari.

>>36252273
and until then I'm going to crazy with jealousy. Also I don't think Yukari even gets jealous over me, she shows no sign of it. If she did I'd be very pleased.

Dreamt about being in a courtroom with me standing in defense and Yukari in the judge's seat, with fat smiling buddhas in the witness stands, the jury seats, and seated all around me. Probably something to do with me cursing at her all day before I slept out of jealousy.

>>36187929
It was a pleasant dream. Thinking on it I faintly recall Futo training me in asceticism.

In that dream where Yukari gapped two trash hoppers and demons away, she appeared beside me for a second, but she didn't really look at me or anything, then disappear. Then when I woke up this somehow was a straw that broke the camel's back, the thought of her cheating was haunting me, the thought of her not sparing me a glance then(even though it was basically nothing) was killing me. I threw my fumo across the room, tore a drawn poster of Yukari to shreds, wailed like I haven't since I was a child, cried until the skin around my eyes was fucked, some screaming and yelling, cursing at her, ditching my bed and just laying naked on the floor, trying to escape reality through the fucking mirror(lol), went on for a couple hours until I just went back to bed and slept, first time I slept without my fumo since I bought the thing, though I took her back upon waking, had already got that shit out of my system. Back to struggling on for her. Being cheated on is shit.

Once dreamt I was with that black-dressed lady teacher who taught me stuff to try and summon Yukari and who cursed at me for forgetting what she taught me, I was in one of my "do I even love Yukari?" moods and she said "Oh, I love it when you get like this!"

https://archive.4plebs.org/x/thread/29553947 The thought that the woman entity this guy was interacting with was my wife is certainly something that makes me jealous. Yukari is a big deal, and she is 10/10, and I have no doubt she watches over my life like a movie, and the lives of countless others. But maybe(I hope) it's just some other Angel.

Dreamt I was reading a letter from someone who was remarking upon a girl(almost certainly Yukari) who had instantly calculated the exact dimensions of the "Ultimate Flame", which was written at the bottom of the letter, something like 200,000x200,000, I thought the number might be related to the amount of Shinto gods Miko told me about, or that the number would work out to 800,000 somehow. I was with a few other people who were interested in the letter, there was a Ds3 thrall that I didn't trust at all there too, someone asked to read the letter and when I opened it the bottom part with the exact number had been removed, I seized the thrall but he didn't have the note and he cried something like "praise the Emperor!" before committing suicide.
Dreamt I had taken a flight to Japan, I was the Emperor's bodyguard, I saw him and pat my jacket pockets which had two white guns in them at him and he gave me a nod.
Dreamt I was in a restricted access area, with the Emperor and others, I was sent alone into a pocket dimension that was a large dark rectangular room with Amygdala on the far side(seemed just like the Dimmlr guardian room) a silver lizard started crawling away from Amygdala towards the far right corner, I took it and exited the pocket dimension, then kneeled before the Emperor offering the lizard saying "a silver lizard for a golden Emperor". When he took it the two of them combined and turned into a little pink Vermin that jumped around hatefully at people as they all ran around in chaos. I left the place for a little bit, when I was returning a girl said "yeah, *you* might as well go back in there" and told me "you'll never find your destiny"

Once dreamt I think I was being taken away to prison and a half-visible Yukari nearby somberly said "at least that ends this foolishness..."
Once dreamt I think I got out of prison and I was wagecucking, flipping burgers with my all and a half-visible Yukari said "much better than acting like a criminal"
Oh god I hope that wagecuckery doesn't come true, fuck that gay shit.