/jp/ - Otaku Culture

>>35906580
>My sisters, we must sail west and capture the men that dwell there!

>>35906589
Travel west? Are you mad?

I love my wife!

>>35906580
>"The Druchii will enslave all inferior races and fuck the ripe human men within our sight! We will make laborers and breeding stock of the vile and inferior mamono and Order Plebs who dare exist near our hemisphere. We will retake the Donut Island everyone calls 'Ulthuan' from the so-called High Elves with the cruelest of fuckings, and any cute human boys will surely give us the creampies we demand."

>>35906737
Sorry lady, but I only creampie mosquitos

>>35906753
>A vampiress in Sylvania is seething and rattling her keyboard just from anon typed such a sentence

>>35906737
You have to catch me first, you smelly dark elves

fun fact
monsters are very cute because they do the mundane things we do everyday so differently
this makes them very cute

>>35906808
I want to kiss and cuddle embarrassed monster girls.
>>35906610
She cute

>>35906580
I'm not sure why but I don't like this artist.

>>35906943
because theyre russian
and the op is from /tg/

>>35906943
Cause it's Warhammerfag from /tg/

>>35906970
>>35907064
>/tg/
That's a twitter filename, you cretins

>>35907171
Who else posts warhammer art?

>>35907199
People who play Total War and Vermintide
Video game secondaries are not /tg/

Does greenworm have a favorite veggie or does she like them all equal?

>>35907223
the people who play vermintide are mostly from /tg/, because theres a lot of issues with that game that makes it really autistic. same with total war, the most of the people who play warhammer are /tg/ refugees

Help your local monster girls beat the summer heat

>>35907450

>>35907450

Can someone please post pictures of monster girls enjoying summer activities please.
I just realized I don't have many of those.

>>35907474
Why do people spend time and effort drawing these and then at the last second make them look like boiled shit by putting fifty ugly ass filters all over them.

>>35907275
I have no knowledge of what bugs eat, other than leaves. Maybe she likes apples?

>>35907468
Sea salt ice cream?

I hate this cringe kot

>>35907598
I suppose it gives it the aesthetic of an old anime. Complete with piss yellow subtitles.

>>35907850
Reject canine. Embrace feline.

>>35907587

>>35907946
Looks like that Cursed Sword has plans of world domination.

>>35907975
Her plan is to make her edgy husband happy, even she's smiling at their dark castle!

>>35907587

Ojou-sama vampire's day as a maid.

>>35908147
Did she lose a bet?

>>35908165
She just felt like it.

>>35907587

So what's it like in Wintertown during the summer?

>>35909151
hell on earth for the residents due not being used to 80 degree weather

>>35909151
Road construction and mosquitos.

>>35909164
Those are indeed sauna temperatures.

>>35909151
Less cold
Somewhere below 'Even my snot is frozen' and 'I can feel my toes again.'
I'm a half snow niggy, so no desert mamono for me. Heat sucks ass and so does sand.

>>35909151

>>35909151
Too many tourist monsters trying to take advantage of the men who usually don’t have to deal with aggressive monsters

https://www.pixiv.net/en/artworks/91629425
the chaos girls have cute smiles

>>35909151
Mosquitos, summer cookouts with Wendidad's famous burgers, and ice girls only going out at night

>>35909151
Mild, a little humid, and the dire wendis in the deep woods start roaming closer to town in search of food/husbands.

>>35906580
I wanna fuck my boss.

>>35909151
Poor snake

>>35906970
>because theyre russian
FUCK I hate them

new comm from artist who clearly did not have much experience with waifuy moe monstergirls - so the result came out something like monster design from Korean MMO. But I kinda like it

>>35909560
Never mix work and pleasure anon

>>35909603
digging the paw size

>>35906580
>Your haku sensei finds this in your browsing history

>>35909603
scary daughter

>>35909603
Why would she break a chess piece that's mean

>>35909662
I want to tie a haku to a chair and make her watch me fail to solve math problems

>>35909724
You'll shatter her mind like that anon

>>35909151
Yetis love the summer because they get a break from work
>terrible blizzard outside at night
>Yeti-chan tucks herself into bed nice and comfy
>mofu exclusion alarm goes off
>someone is wrapped up in a mofu blanket and needs cuddles
>it's Rata-chan's house again
>Rata-chan is bundled up inside shivering herself to sleep
>Yeti-chan wraps her scarf around Rata-chan
>her shivers start to subside
>this is the 4th scarf Rata-chan has gotten from Yetis

>>35909724
why do you want to

>>35906580
Here's another thought:

While Incubi are indeed indistinguishable from regular human males. A sure way you can potentially identify an incubus is if they are shotas. Most normal human boy children tall and behave like well, children. But men who are Incubi, but are shotas. End up acting, talking and behaving and thinking like fully grown mature adults. Basically just like in a lot of cases in anime where boys who are clearly in their teens apparently talk and behave so maturely despite their age and appearance. So that is one way you could identify an incubus from a regular ham male.

>>35906580

here is your elf for the evening

>>35909835
or you could just ask to suck their dick and if they say yes and the thing is arm's length than they clearly are

>>35909979
>elf
>spoonear
these humans are gettin desperate

>>35909987
This only works if you’re an alp

>>35906580

>>35909990
It's easy to get them confused.

>>35909979
What a cute looking "elf" actually

If you're not sure where to go on vacation with your wife, consider an Amazoness village. It's a place with very deep culture where you can learn much from the locals, and your wife will reach top physical condition.

>>35910074
Remember, when visiting amazoness villages, always keep a raging mushroom handy. If an amazoness pins you down to rape you, you can eat one at the last second and turn the tables on her, ultimately humiliating her in front of the whole village

>>35906580

I want to make a music business with an ancient where she sings covers to modern songs in ancient languages

>>35910520
I feel like it’s gonna be like those simlish songs

>>35910372
Big friendly dog?

>>35910711
Wrong canid.

>>35906580

>>35910935
Will theaters make special accommodations to let Sandworms see Dune?

>>35910961
They already can go to any theater that accommodates lamias.

>>35911060
I see, so it's like that.

>When you have a very vivid, intimate dream about a monster girl
This time it involved cuddling a kikimora

>>35911108
I had a dream where I stole a bluray of A Goofy Movie from a bargain bin.

>>35911060
>Work at movie theater
>Thought I wouldn’t have to wear my hazmat suit since I was cleaning Dune’s theater
>Every seat is covered in sandworm slime/spit
>Sticky yet slippery
>Gloopy like slime yet seems to flow like water getting everywhere
>Clogs up all the shopvacs we have meaning I have to mop it manually
>By the time I’m finished it looks like I wrestled a sandworm’s tongue and lost
At least I didn’t have to clean the kid’s theater of cunny juice this time

>>35911226
I would slurp up that sandworm juice faster than you can fucking blink

>>35911226
you think that's bad, try cleaning the ectoplasma left after a horror movie, shit was everywhere

>>35906580
>NEET monster commissions dozens of pics of boys getting coiled by Apophis

>>35906580
/tg/ shit and edition. You know if you want to participate in these thread at least post like the fucking /jp/ rules say so. Stop making threads like a filthy crossboarder and lurk moar before fucking up like this

>>35911347
I bet next thing would be making early thread and linking the previous one... disgusting

>>35910372
Unbelievably cozy

>>35911331
What a coincidence, that's exactly what I would commission if I had the money

>>35911331
I want to be a snake's personal heater.

Is Losenis still here?

>be a virgin highschooler in MGC
>your grandma comes to visit
>come down to say hi
<I found you a date Anon
>she says she set you up with her friend's grandaughter, that's your age
>oh well what's the worst that could happen
>go on a date
>it's a very shy and cute ryu girl
>date goes well and you decide to meet again
>fast forward 4 months
>you're invited to her house
>she leaves you alone in her room to get drinks
>decide to look around her room
>all that you know is that she's your age, but don't know what school is she in
>she has photos of her in school uniform around the room, but never a group picture or a picture that could tell you where her school is
>decide to rummage through her drawer
>find a very old album
>open it
>there's a black and white group picture of highschoolers
>your gf is there in a very conservative uniform, right next to her is a familiar looking girl
>next page - your gf and the same girl with a familiar looking boy
>next page - your gf on their wedding
>next page - your gf playing with ther kids
>next page - the pair is looking really old, they are celebrating their oldest daughter graduation, she has a boyfriend that you can almost recognize
>ofc your gf is there, looking the exact same way as ever
>pictures start to get colorful
>the oldest daughter wedding, birth of their daughter, your gf playing with said daughter
>wait, you can recognize her...
>that little girl on the picture...
>it's your grandma
>suddenly you hear your darling say
<So Anon, you found out...
What's Your reaction?

>>35906580
>Edition
Retarded faggot

>>35911474
Get hard

>No Black dragon GF that gets mad whenever you ask why she breathes acid instead of fire.
>"Who said dragons have to breath fire anyways?"

I know its /tg/ related from what I've read, but whats actually wrong with the 'edition' thing?

>>35911660
Board culture.

>>35911474
too old

>>35911474
>What's Your reaction?
Pants off and Gorilla Mode turned on.

"I tell ye, witches and priests of mine. The Demon Lord changing aint gonna do shi-"

>>35911474
ask to see her true milfy form, then fuck like I am trying to repopulate the world

>>35911474
Feel cheated because I thought I was going to get my own young romance

I had an idea for amonster girl horror game, You do a ritual and end up in a sabbath convent and have to find your way around without getting raped

>>35912160
What would be a horror game for monstergirls?

>>35912171
condom monsters running around

>>35912171
>>35912180
All the men called off to World War 3 before the portals have been opened.

>>35912171
>resident evil but instead of zombie virus it’s a curse that reverts MGs back to their actual monster states

>>35912171
diease that kills men and they need to find the source of it

Since every monster got turned into a succubus, does that mean that even if some 'hero' somehow managed to kill them, another mamono (probably a lilim) would just take their place, rather than just going back to the old normal?

Soon all human boys will realize age is just a number and date the older mature ladies

>>35912375
I already want date some like these gals

>>35912375
are old ladies weak to pure romance?

>>35912411
Any monster girl (and angel for the matter) with sufficient age is. Desperation comes with the years.

ded hours?

>>35912341
>going back to the old normal
People who believe that are an excellent example of /tg/ being retarded. Demon Lords are long lived, but not immortal, and Lilith will have a successor eventually. Lilith dying is not going to change things anymore than an apple tree getting cut down is going to make all the apples it bore disappear. The new Demon Lord is not going to have any reason to change things because it would be like running for president genuinely promising you're going to make everyone in the country (with no exceptions, including the elites and yourself) homeless and starving. Remember that Lilith is powerful, but she wasn't able to change things just because she became the DL, she needed the support of other powerful monsters.

>>35912375
and jail is just a room

>>35912375
>Soon all human boys will realize age is just a number and date the girls in their prime
Fixed

>>35912393
Through the gap into the netherworld.

>>35912375
>Soon all human boys will realize age is just a number and date the cunnies
FTFY}

Do evil humans deserve the same dicking that an evil monster deserves?

>>35912683
Yes but only while she's being turned

>>35912683
Yes.

>>35912714
The good thing about evil human women is that they often willingly corrupt themselves in order to gain greater power.

>>35912638
cunny will never win

>>35906580
>Let us play you the song of our people

What if human girls butthurting Irl that anons choosing mgs instead of them, so they started shitting in mg-threads with /tg/posting and forcing human girl as perfect half for males. Or it my shizophrenia leaking again and all /tg/posters just warhammerkids.

>>35912842
Cute oni.

>>35912683
there's nothing human about those proportions

>>35912852
The /tg/ thread seems to be dead for some days now, go figure.

>>35909603
Question- is your waifu the type to entertain your delusions that you can at least best her at mentally taxing games like chess, only to end sessions just like that, literally breaking the king?
You have fantastic taste in waifu design, but you have exquisite taste in imagery if that's true.

>>35912842
https://youtu.be/VFNQtvI0K9M

I want to be a monsters prince charming!

>>35910372
>>35911383
Oh geeze

>>35912967
I want to be the one being carried...

>>35913026
Same

>>35912852
Probably just your schizophrenia acting up

>>35913055

>>35913094
I want to do this but with seaport hime!

>>35913094
I still prefer it my way, but a guy who princess carries his large musclewife is respectable as fuck.

Should I bully a vampire schizoposting about vamp mosquitoes or help her?

>>35913169
I love femdom. But I don't care whether it's maledom or femdom when it's a biiiiig girl getting the love she deserves.

>>35913179
pretend to be a mosquito and doxx yourself so she can come and "swat you away", if you catch my drift

>>35913179
Vampires are for submissively offering your blood to, not for bullying.

>>35913179
>those hips
jesus christ

>>35913204
vampires are made to be bullied but also made for loving aftercare

>>35913204
>>35913244
I was made to explore an old vampire hag's castle and see what craziness lies inside the cursed castle

>>35913244
MGE Vampires get amorous and lacking in self control when exposed to garlic, though.
>Marry Vampire
>Keep her high on garlic at all times
>Enjoy your bimbo wife

>>35913316
I don't think I could trust myself with this knowledge

>>35913316
I apologize for saying that Vampires have literally nothing to offer over Wights.

>>35913316
Make sure to keep Vampire inside of manor at all times during garlic intoxication, otherwise she might want to get more in contact with her "bat spirit", and you will have to spend the night organizing peasants with nets, scouring the countryside for a naked screehing flying vampire.

Loving wolf tengu.

>>35906737
>"you talk mad shit for someone within burning distance"

>>35909603
POV: you just beat a hag baphomet in chess

>>35913624
>he hears that line AT LEAST 5 times a shift

For Anon's who wanted the sleepy mofu manticore.

https://archiveofourown.org/works/32899933

Plz enjoy.

>>35913638
Well they're at least subtle about it. One of the Wurms just screams "PUT A BABY IN ME!"

>>35913671
>anon accidentally breathes in a moth’s scales and goes full retard
>starts railing her mating press style while screaming “GET PREGNANT GET PREGNANT GET PREGNANT!”

>>35913671
lemme me at, I need them wurms like I need air and water

>>35913713
*them

>>35913697
I feel bad for the janny

>>35913697
Does telling a monster to get pregnant when you're fucking her actually increase the chance of impregnation?

what are some traps that monsters would booby trap their creepy manisons to get hubbies?
>>35913828
only works when the monster is dumb or fucked dumb

>>35913659
Thanks for the words anon.

>>35912852
I think it's you going schizo mode anon. Every woman I've known who has a power level high enough to know about mgs has unironically been into them

>>35913094
I'm going to go out and get a harem of monster wives with this figure.
Largely species agnostic and I'm going to make them all loving mothers.

Do all goats bleat both drunk and lolibaba versions?

Making a contract with a loli Demon promising her the amount of dickings will reach triple digits before her age reaches double digits.

Sorry for slowpoke I just found out
I got to say wow I did not expect that

>>35914002
Yes.
Get them tipsy or overstimulated and you may just here that majestic noise.

I haven't been here for like 3-4 years, what've I missed?

>>35914009
>here
where's here?

>>35914025
Here is a place where I keep having strokes from my impending dementia.

>>35914021
v-tumors flooding /jp/ and gatekeeping turned to 11

>>35913877
Gladly!

>>35914075
Monstergirls gatekeeping? That sounds counterproductive for them.

>>35913849
What about the other way around? Does a monster yelling at you to knock her up increase the chance of impregnation?

>>35914127
same deal, either you retarded or got fucked retarded

>>35914134
>either you retarded
So yes in my case then.

Are yetis universally dark skinned with white hair? Because that is my fetish.

>>35914021
Largely same old same old although there was a brief spate of interboard conflict.....which really was just one or two shitposters attempting to start things.

>>35914158
>that is my fetish.
Then yes. All of them are different flavors of caramel and chocolate with cream on top.

>>35914158
Even if that wasn't universal, those appear to be the most common anyway.

>>35914141
how many monsters want dumb anons?

>>35914207
Probably a lot. Dumb enough to fall into their traps at the very least.

>>35914008
What?

>>35914170
>>35914206
Just started getting in to MGE a week or so ago and yetis are probably my favorite. Along with kikis.

I like fat cow ass more than fat cow tits

>>35914252
patrician taste, bro

>>35914207
Probably none.

>>35914252
They were number 1 for me when I started getting into MGE too, they're still high up for me in the ranking.

>>35914252
>spoiler
I've never really been a fan of them, but I have used yetis in a story before, though not as the focus.

>>35914206
>>35914252
>>35914267
>>35914282
Yetis are kinda meh to me, I like Bogeys better

>>35914309
I just like big warm huggles into very tall girls' tanned tits.

>>35914309
>>35914282 here, guess when Yeti went from my personal #2 to #3.

I don't know why, but i just remembered how furry community found MGE first time and made video about it. Actually i don't saw any furfags discussion on MGE wiki after that, so maybe they just not interested in it and thx god.

>>35914347
furries are sub-humans that only care about snouts and disgusting dog breath

I just had a thought, are Bogeys made when you take an oni and make her stop drinking for a year?

>>35914367
My headcanon is that Bogeys are the result of some mamono mad scientist experimenting on Ogres/Onis,

>>35914393
Like Sally in the Nightmare Before Christmas.

I wonder if Bogey's stitching can come undone? And then some kindly man comes and fixes them up.

>>35914158
Rare yeti

>>35914276
What about anons who are only pretending to be retarded?

>>35914440
es un demonio de el inferno, dios ayuda me por favor

Breed onis!
yes, she has arms they're tucked underneath her

>>35914525
You don't breed onis. They breed you.

Imagine being a mortal servant of spooky undead royalty.

>>35912751
Power hungry and ruthless human girls turning into mamono is very hot.

>>35914845
sounds like a job for me, I like spoopy ghosts who are a lot older than me, They sure are fun to be with forever and ever

>>35914871

>>35914885
Please not the smug loli!

>>35914885
>down after one spell
How am I supposed to handle spells like "The Great Eternal Ruin of Virginity" as a level one adventurer?

>>35914941
dodge, dumbass

>>35914955
It's an aoe that hits every boy in a two mile radius!

>>35914955
But it's an AOE

>>35914970
>>35914976
you have inv frames, learn to time nerd
>R 84GG captcha
it's a sign

>>35914970
>>35914976
>not abusing teleport to go to another plane of existence
fucking noobs

>>35914994
Did you forget that anon said he was Level 1?

>>35914877
She will just use you as a daki! For your body heat!

>>35915013
>never fucking with the teleport spell scroll
what? you can't do that at level 1?

>>35915029
Yeah

>>35915035
then why did I teleport to a creepy mansion after I wrote, "spooky" on it?

>>35914941
by never alerting her that you exist and leaving her alone

Is specializing in stat draining spells and grappling a good idea to counter those STR abusing monsters?

>>35915068
You do know that you can just hug them from behind and blow into their ear and watch their knees buckles right?

>>35915081
Already tried that with a mino once and she tossed me over her shoulder onto the ground then sat on my face

>>35915102
>sat on my face
Minotaur cunnilingus sounds divine

>>35915102
sounds like you had one hell of beef and then you should pair it with the drain spells as well

Remember, if your Kikimora spills something, it's your obligation as her master to correct that behavior by fucking her in the ass so hard and for so long that her ass is gaped for the rest of the day.

>>35915068
>STR
>Not getting good STR stats yourself
put on the damn apron and get back in the kitchen

Passionate loving sex and handholding with your mamono wife!

>>35915197
>>Not getting good STR stats yourself
There's no way I can out muscle a mino, oni, ogre, jinko, etc. naturally if they aren't severely under my level, I don't have the STR bonus that they get nor the bonus starting STR they have, and since almost all of them are warriors, monks or other martial classes I'd have a hell of a time finding that one nerdy mino healer and wrestling her down. So I'd either have to resort to STR buffing spells/potions or STR buffing equipment which both are limited to prevent someone from just stacking STR and one shotting bosses, but they didn't limit STR draining skills meaning I can make them as weak as a level 1 wizard

>>35914871
This but composed childhood friends.

>>35915288
>all that texty
>not enough lifty
future househuband, ya gotta believe and try your best, what good is knowledge if you can't wrestle a simple mino into a mating press without enhancements?

>>35915180
Even if she doesn't spill something!

>>35906580

I love strong girls with big muscles.
But the kind that look "normal" but could probably overpower you with their pinkie are also nice.

How do I escape the dreaded double kot hug?

>>35915522
say the magic words, I fuck dogs

manticores will drain and dump you like your nothing but a meat dildo

>tfw ywn be a bicorns boytoy that she loans out to gain favor, money, and makes you perfect monster bait

>>35915562
https://youtu.be/i7pMz74EpPA

>>35914877
Your terrible tasks will be many such as the one attached.

>>35915197
Honestly, that's what I'd rather do.

>>35915577
Not true, they have those soft manes for aftercare

>>35915522
They've got you surrounded.

>>35913659
Good mofu manticore, nice work anon

>>35915522
Cum in both of them

>>35915522
why escape? They can teach all the fun new things and you will smile a lot more, so give up

>>35915197
>Not getting the STR stats and then going back to the kitchen
ngmi

>>35915736
ah, the butcher build

>>35915747
You gotta do a lot of cooking when both you and your wife need that much protein, not to mention when you have kids to feed.

time for some swimming lessons

>>35915795
>condoms
no sex for her then, I'll go find a nice demon to settle down with

>>35914021
Monsters, stories, drama. You know, the usual. There's a scraper with all the writing if you want to read anything you missed.

>>35915829
They're pre-broken.

>appol?

>>35908115

Why is MGE so popular in Mother Russia?

>>35916267
They live in Russia and need escapism.

>>35916267
>why is escapism so popular in russia
and other dumb questions you can ask

>>35916267
The same reason it's so popular with you: depression and antisocial tendencies.

>>35916267
they desire to grab happiness, however fleeting.

>>35916166
Yes

>>35916267
i had no idea it was,
coincidently ive spent the whole day listening to traditional slavic music while cleaning;

>>35916267
If you were a Slav, that'd be enough of a reason for you to yearn a monster girl gf.
t. Slav

>>35906580
>Scared, mortal?

>>35916382
Scared you're gonna crumple to dust from being so old

>>35916389
Please don't say mean things to vampires. I've seen one break down into tears when a man refused her "corpse coochie," and it wasn't pretty.

>>35916382
only two things scare me,
public speaking
and cute girls

>>35916463
>then how are you talking to me in public, Anon?

>>35916382
yes I am scared stiff in my pants

>>35913659
mofu/10

>>35915180
Clumsy kiki fingers typed this post.

>>35916267
>Ivan, consider following
>Instead of boring icy hell, what if cute icy lady

Man thread was slooooow today. Like a slug.

>>35916329

I thought Russian ladies were less selective and better behaved than Western women, Westerners getting Russian brides are or were a thing after all.

>>35916727
Anon... Those were not marriages of love.

Moldovan Shogs.

Undead kingdoms have unparalleled beauty.

And the city- and landscape are pretty too.

>>35916727
lol

>>35916727
You really bought that?

>>35916762
Instead of a town rapist, the town IS the rapist.

>>35916885
sounds like my kind of place, I want to explore the town and see it with my own 2 eyes

>>35906580

If I defeat a dullahan do I earn the right to use her head as an onahole?

>>35916963
i wanna impregnate this demon.

>>35916885
>level 1 adventurer blunders into a slime queens township
maybe she can't rape you in the item shop

>>35916996
even better, you can use her body as a daki and have the head seethe on the nightstand

>>35917025
>Everything is super expensive
>Can't buy anything
>You have to buy an item to leave
>Luckily the shopkeep is willing to barter
>Say your virginity for that extra powerful stamina potion

>>35917025
>the item shop only sells date rape potions and "How to Get A Human Husband for Dummies" guides

>>35916996
Seems about right

>>35917081
>level 1 adventurer tries to barter back with the shopkeeper
>his virginity for her hand in marriage
>did the walls just squeal in joy?

>>35908147
>>>/r9k/64787087

>>35917081
Ha, dumb slime bitch doesn't know that my virginity isn't anywhere near as valuable as that potion.

>>35917081
can I buy the shopkeep?

>>35917025
good thing he chose the item shop and not the cathedral

>>35917158
I am going there and jerk off there

Is it wrong to base the appearance of a girl on an already well known character?

>>35917212
Only if you get a copyright claim.

>>35917212
Not at all, as long as it's different in some ways and not exactly identical it's fine.

>>35917236
>>35917269
I don't mean for a story or anything, just as "my favorite girl is from X species and looks exactly like Y character" which may seem lazy as fuck.

>>35917302
Nah that's still fine. Do what you want to do my dude, who is it and which race?

>>35906580

>>35912375
exactly, I want a cute lolibaba to spoil me

>>35917326
Doesn't happen with just one single girl though, but it is not a harem just different fantasies. An example would be a pharaoh that looks like farah

Be careful of rodents of unusual size, they're the ones you gotta watch out for

>>35917442
yea im watching her alright

>>35917442
I trust in tits

>>35917382
That's a nice scenario and fantstic choice with farah

>>35917442
Broodmothers with hundreds of thirsty daughters.

If shoggoths are so great, then how come they can't do this? checkm8 shogs

>>35917589
Dab on those eldritch thots

>>35917589
cause they ain't cringe

>>35917589
but can a kiki do this?

>>35917350
>>35917442
Those look like extremely cunning and treacherous monster. Don't be fooled, anons. The moment you drop your guard you will be shoved in their bosom and forced to cum mana between their tits for weeks.

>>35917665
>t. sabbath flatty
never trust a flatty

>>35917589
>>35917658
Maid fight! Maid fight! Maid fight!

>>35917683
kiki will never win, shog is slime, thus impervious to most attacks

>>35917496
I know right? I even thought of adding her mother and sister Opala and Osira but seems too much even for a fantasy

I used to subscribe to shoggism, but now I subscribe to kiki'ism.

I enjoy both, but I recognize the superiority of kikis

>>35917691
Yeah well, uh, it’s a special sword that deals extra damage to slimes! Take that!

>>35917691
>"Whoops I accidentally lit this match I sure hope I don't drop it on the shog curtains"

>>35917710
o*1=0
>>35917719
is truly liquid, can't be lit

>>35917691
The sword does magic damage.

>>35917719
I absolutely love their wrist fluffies for some reason.

>>35917732
a dinky litte sword vs shog slime that can make anything
what will win

While the peasants fight
The queen watches

>>35917779
glorified tin can roomba

>>35917779
>thinking a hunk of junk is anything but a queen of a scrap yard

>>35917754
The greater Will.

>>35917779
The maid of the future! Today!

>>35906580

>>35917779
does she plat tecno

Lewd
https://imgbox.com/g/7XDuW1t8nz

Artist: https://baraag.net/@scribbie

>>35917844
>hire a maid Ushi Oni
>have a very strict dress code
>not allowed to wear her seal
what happens?

>>35917909
Proactive cuddling.

>>35917903
Do not lewd the mouse

>>35917932
Lewd the mouse.

>>35917719
KIKI NO

Beware the new White Mages. There are rumors monsters infiltrated the Order to become White Mages and rape adventurers in their parties inside out

>>35917903
Based, not nearly enough dormouse

>>35906580

>>35916329
>woah dude Eastern Europe so harsh and depressing lmao
>haha vodka bears lol we slavs r so different and unique
>did I mention it's cold and depressing?

>>35915374
Snek'd

>>35917665
Monsters with booba don't need tricks

>>35916757

Not less so than native marriages, see; Divorce rates and family court divorce rape

>>35912492
But a new demon lord even if raised by the previous is a whole different person, their might be subtle changes that drift further and further over time as the generations go on and on.

>>35912618
even if your not into it, you cant really do anything against a young hellhound, physically your beat and legally your doomed.

>>35918584
monsters are for snuggling up to

>>35918751
thats why you only hang around ccs, they won't come after you too strongly and you can be safe as long you stay close

>>35918584
images of monster girls lifting up covers invitingly are something ill never get tired of

Can you be with a monster without marrying one?

>>35918779
No

>>35918779
yes

>>35918793
darn shame, love denied.

>>35918767
Sleepy beasties

>>35918779
Nope, if you slip her the sausage it's a done deal.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_zBwRDEFMRY

I used to like inari/kitsune but seeing them posted so often has really soured the mood on them

>>35918774
excellent taste

How do you calm a frightened heifer?

>>35919017
hugs, cuddles, and a long kiss

>>35919009
The way the posts are just so uninspired is what gets me.

>>35919017
penis

>>35919017
Show her that there is nothing to be afraid of, then fake being abducted by aliens

I wanna see how long it takes before I can annoy a dragon enough to get her to throw me out of the lair

>>35919099
tell her that her hoard is lame

>>35919099
i am on day 1807, we have 4 daughters now

>>35919099
I want to replace her daki with me in her sleep

>>35919051
Yeah I get what you mean

>>35918861
there got to be some compromise like living together and raising kids while maintaining a romantic relationship with each other but still being just friends.

>>35919099
Call her husband a nerd

>>35919287
That won't work, she doesn't have one

Why do hellhounds keep winning?

>>35919287
Call her 2d husbando a nerd

>>35919051
I blame boats.

>>35919390
Meant for >>35919324

>>35919397
i don't mind abyssals for the most part but the rest can be thrown in the garbage

>>35919328
They're wanning, not winning.

>>35919328
>hellhounds
>winning