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Aaaaaaaaaah, she's so fucking cute holy shit.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TalNp5Jql7M
migo...
I really, really love my clown wife !!
pekoーら大好き
んなあああああ
Towa...
>>35928009I really love your clown wife!!!
I love Lamy
RIsu is our girl
No more burger discussion
I love Aqua!
Sora Love!
pekora miko streams
>>35928023She really is lovely, dear friend.
as astel fucks dogs and towa fucks cats, any other holos fuck animals?
>>35928017
>>35928035Korone and Okayu fuck each other
>>35928035to be fair, towa is an animal.
Asanagi no... She's not worth the career suicide...
sex with okazu
Where do you think you're going, geekboy?
>>35928032GOD HATES LEECH
give us the source! you can't just blueball us like that.>>35918448>>35918448https://files.catbox.moe/nsbq7g.mp3
https://twitter.com/DefeatedUser/status/1421862984188665858
>>35928047Flare doesn't have breasts like that, she's flat.
>>35928032watame burger need
Love Matsuri
>>35928042the brothel, wanna join me?
>>35928004Haha, Pork songs in pork bread.Venomhttps://files.catbox.moe/hi4u2e.webmfloshttps://files.catbox.moe/cawe1c.webmMokusei no Beathttps://files.catbox.moe/3ntycj.webmCynical Night Planhttps://files.catbox.moe/afyc2v.webmAutophagyhttps://files.catbox.moe/tf77y6.webmHibanahttps://files.catbox.moe/aub2vz.webmCharleshttps://files.catbox.moe/br0o4h.webmTeikoku Shoujohttps://files.catbox.moe/g0syut.webmManichttps://files.catbox.moe/qj6ppk.webmBitter Choco Decorationhttps://files.catbox.moe/nbh97c.webmMairieuxhttps://files.catbox.moe/mjyaxe.webmWhole Lotta No's https://files.catbox.moe/90l4xa.webmDelusion Sensation Compensation Federationhttps://files.catbox.moe/odmwh4.webmRokihttps://files.catbox.moe/7bx7q6.webmAhegaodoruhttps://files.catbox.moe/ooelki.webmDelusion Taxhttps://files.catbox.moe/3cr2e8.webmGhost Rulehttps://files.catbox.moe/c74nej.webmTengakuhttps://files.catbox.moe/60c2ft.webmSand Planethttps://files.catbox.moe/phf510.webmOtome Kaibouhttps://files.catbox.moe/6kiw9l.webmLiterary Nonsensehttps://files.catbox.moe/c44jmd.webmUnknown Mother Goosehttps://files.catbox.moe/7p7c9v.webmGurengehttps://files.catbox.moe/u6y6px.webmKinghttps://files.catbox.moe/wlvtne.webmAkari has arrivedhttps://files.catbox.moe/gs7bu1.webm
>>35928042To the kitchen to grab my books
I don't love schizo central anymore. I'm full of your brown shit, faggots. Mcfucking kill yourselves
>>35928035Stop spamming this retarded fuck
I GO: YAGOO JUST GIVE ME A BURGER, PLEASEALL I WANT IS A BURGER AND HE WOULDN'T GIVE IT TO MEALL I WANTED WAS A BURGER, JUST ONE BURGERAND HE WOULDN'T GIVE IT TO MEJUST A BURGER
Looking forward to WataBota BF streamLooking forward to Botan,Towa,Subaru PayDay 2 stream.My wife will TANK this week frens
Pounding Ramy's frosty pussy
>>35928029rab yu onyon!!
>>35928070Lamy does NOT look like this
i cant get the thought of pekora cheating on me with a hamburger out of my mind...
How long it took Pekora to get to the train graveyard?
>>35928059Based
nee
Pecochan became pregnant from Miko's boyfriend, and now she has to make burger tweets...
>>35928035keep your shit fetish into yourself
Is Fubuki chic?
https://files.catbox.moe/nvy0az.mp4
>>35928083I prefer Matsuri's outfit there.
>>35928087Who?
>>35928073Ramy has BIG SEXY TITS so Shishiron gets plenty of calcium
>>35928084Not big enough https://files.catbox.moe/ey6sev.webm
>>35928084autism
>>35928087Why does she have a bag that looks like Egyptian flag though?
>>35928072Same, unironically.
If Mel's slutty mama can take her meds, why can't /hlg/?
>>35928084>>35928091why does she always look so dumb
>>35928073you're right. not big enough.
Roberu...https://twitter.com/KaguraMea_VoV/status/1421857606793007106
>>35928059post the mega, I lost my files...
https://files.catbox.moe/77cv9j.mp4
>>35928032hate bad Choco sing
>>35928090>>35928099Too big.
>>35928093More like Imperial Germany flag. She seems to be wearing that Bavarian traditional clothing.
>>35928097birth control pills?
what does burgerkun have that i don’t! it’s not fair!
>>35928068I hope Botan hooks Watame into playing a FPS again.I want a Watame, Haachama, Luna Apex stream again.
>>35928089This cutie right here
vsinger that games more than gamers...https://twitter.com/irys_en/status/1421915563161382913/photo/1
>>35928108the opposite, she's like 36 and needs all the help she can get
>>35928110good meat
who's roommate is reactivated their account?
>>35928111They talked about playing Battlefield next if I remember correctly
>>35928084>>35928091cute sperg
>>35928105Nonsense
>>35927078
I actually think Pekora is going to graduate. All these collabs. Talking about big plans for her next birthday even though she did nothing for her anniversary. Crazy streaming schedule for summer, moreso than last year. Big nousagi participation event with the winner getting a prize made by Pekora herself. Doing Hologra again, even getting her own episodes made specifically for her and the lore she made up. Reactivating her roommate account. Either she's trying to gain some leverage at Cover or she really does see her exit from the company coming up.
only oldfags remember the time pekora ate a hamburger at midnight
>>35928120 I wish Korone would...
>>3592808335°05'33.1"N 136°52'54.1"E気になっていた
>>35928114Vsingamer
>>35928105negative.
*beep beep*get in anon
Ina and Gura in 10 minutes!https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YhmEqefSZZc
What's at the shrine?
>>35928132I hope not. It wouldn't be a smart move either way. Think about all the money she's making. She will never make that much again
>>35928114>Apex>Minecraft>Henry Stickman>Plug & PlayIt's like the most generic Hololive game selection possible. It's only missing some shitty Chillas Art game.
>>35928142Me. Naked.
I have been happy every day since I met Mikochi!Happy 3rd anniversary Miko!
towa
>>35928146You still in Indonesia, Risu
>>35928143Cocock...
Watame Shogun!!
>>35928132Nothing lasts forever. Coco was the first. There's always a second and third.
What's the deal with Aqua creating a twitcast account?
>>35928132ogey
>>35928140why didnt she make the plat n3n3 or something
Without Pekora, there is no hololive for me.
YoooMikochi's new song is literally 10/10.There is some autotune which i dislike but the song is pretty fucking amazing. Could beat Ahoy!
>>35928147I love Migo!
>single handedly make hololive popular with your cover of the song "Error" that's so good it's better than the original>company makes something called "Error" but stars Sora in it even though Sora hasn't been relevant since Kizuna Ai wasTowa....
>>35928132More like she's pushing herself into this position where she has to keep her streams interesting no matter what. If she ever loses her dominant position as the most watched Vtuber, she's going to crash and burn.
>>35928136すげえ
>>35928147Mikochi omedetou!!
>>35928140this was cute as fuck
>>35928153She explained it during the super chat reading
>>35928153Bath streams soon
you could fill a book with towas failures and lies
>>359281570302 is her birthday
https://twitter.com/7216_2nd/status/1421912208900956160Matsuri you can't just dox Korone like this
>>35928103Shion no!
>>35928088Wow that's literally what I do all day long.
>>35928165Towa...
>>35928097valium????
>>35928132korone, haachama, shion, ayame are all gonenow pekora is next, I can't handle this any morethe doomposters are too strong, hololive is falling apart
Kanata is too loud
Why are breasts so great?
>>35928183if you filled a book with subaru's lies it'd be impossible because there's not enough paper in the world to make it
Has anything topped their performance here?
>>35928190I fucking hate that I need to constantly tap the keyboard to keep scrolling down
>>35928193Migochi yabai!
>>35928132Pekora is a huge numberfag and is probably seeing the massive boost Coco got (regularly 20k viewers for a holo barely anyone watched) and wondering how much she could get.
>>35928165>your cover of the song "Error" that's so good it's better than the originalBeating vocaloid isn't a high bar.
>>35928161I can't wait for Miko to release the new song on her channel
I don't care how many holos graduate as long Towa is still streaming I'm happy
>>35928197It still hurts
Oh no, Miko lost her clothes!
>>35928197How is Korone gone
>>35928218I took them and I'm going to wear them
>>35928136Man, Japan looks so cool, I wish I were japanese.
>>35928218Miko is a sinful woman...
I REALLY REALLY REALLY REALLY REALLY REALLY REALLY REALLY REALLY REALLY REALLY REALLY REALLY REALLY REALLY REALLY REALLY REALLY REALLY REALLY REALLY REALLY REALLY REALLY REALLY REALLY REALLY REALLY REALLY REALLY REALLY REALLY REALLY REALLY REALLY REALLY REALLY REALLY REALLY REALLY REALLY REALLY REALLY REALLY REALLY REALLY REALLY REALLY REALLY REALLY REALLY REALLY REALLY REALLY REALLY REALLY REALLY love Lamy!
>>35928224Anon... It's time to let go.
>>35928224They're pretending Pekora following the exact same steps as Coco did before her graduation announcement is the same as when the others took breaks.
>>35928224You've not heard the news about her roomate?
i have in my possession a tape that will lead to the arrest of toko towa tokoshit a tape in which she confesses to poisoning the midnight hamburger
https://i.4cdn.org/wsg/1627731821289.webm
>>35928231TOOBIG
>>35928239
>>35928218Oh no, Miko lost her anal virginity
Gaou truly is a master architect, slowly building upon his magnum opus with each additional work released.
>>35928248did she died?
>>35928224Korone took 2 days off last week just like she's been doing all year. She's practically graduated.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SFRNQCcVXI8Why does she wear the suit?
>>35928218Whore
>>35928120I wish Friend would...
>>35928068>master1200anon please…
>>35928224she talked about going to a farm upstate in her latest member stream
>>35928262
I'm going to f*ck Mint Water and there's nothing you can do to stop me.
What did we learn from the Yukimin room review?
>>35928206She better start talking about Taiwan to get piled on by the 1.4 billion bugmen and get everyone's sympathy.
>>35928280She's not mint water, she's harbor water!
>>35928249BIGGER
>>35928275is chammers from argentina?
>>35928121they made couple of tweets about it
>it was just a tweet about a burgerthe former nousagi tells himself as he watches Pekora's roommate's stream with 40 other viewers.>it was just a tweet about a burgerthe former nousagi thinks as he forces himself to pretend the experience is the same>it was just a tweet about a burgerthe former nousagi thinks as he wipes the tears away one final time>it was just a tweet about a burgerthe former nousagi thinks as he places the gun to his head >it was just a tweet about a bu
>>35928289止めて!
>>35928298ogey
>>3592819335pedos
>>35928193kek
>>35928281They are all part of a big Lamy cult
>>35928280>>35928288I thought she was minotaur water?
I will hurt myself if Pekora graduates. But the worst thing is, I know Pekora wouldn't even care.
>>35928298t.former nousagi
https://twitter.com/youryj_oxo/status/1421778349462982660hololive fans look like this?
>>35928193Miko was just trying to save that child from being abducted
I don’t care about Pekora activating her roommate account, but her being a sinful woman is unforgivable.
>>35928314jpsies are little girls
Towa...https://www.pixiv.net/en/artworks/91664790
What do you call Polka wearing all orange and a green hat? The world's largest pumpkin
>>35928314A baggy shirt to hide the lack of breasts, yup that's a male
>>35928321eat your pork mudasir
>>35928334Leave her alone, she's just japanese.
https://twitter.com/kdwr43/status/1421921834728001541
>>35928321What did she mean by that anyway? There are many sins, which one did she commit?
>>35928314No, look at the pictures anon, she's in the middle of the picture, she's not a true fan, just an attention whore who is milking hololive for likes and retweets, look at her face she must be a 6/10 woman that craves for likes in Twitter.
>>35928314https://twitter.com/youryj_oxo/status/1421655170878906376Skin taped to look like tits and that hip to waist ratio...
Me and Mrs. AzkiWe've got a thing, going on.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NYOQDnWFXYI
>>35928340Gluttony
>>35928339this is very much not safe for work
>>35928298at leas this one is somewhat creative
>>35928340Working on sundays
>>35928353sounds like standard /v/ garbage to me
the best part about the burger thing is that it didnt even happen
>>35928364burgers are a conspiracy
>>35928314She is not a fan, no likes or retweets, plus she wrote in the tweet that she know nothing about hologirls...
Sex with Meru
I can't watch Hololive anymore knowing that Pekora might graduate. I just can't do this guys
>>35928346My wife is the cutest!
https://twitter.com/siun_13/status/1421891664197480448
Pekora has never done or tried to do anything creative, she has no reason to leave.
>>35928264Yes, they haven't released an announcement to protect the family.
who's the lewis hamilton of hololive
did anyone clip Subaru's ai kotoba III from VARK
>>35928383is that the guy who discovered indians?
Watching ramy poop
I love Miko Miko Miko!!!!!
>>35928383Flare
SEXKi
Midnight burger is just a code for sex
>>35928383Sorry br/o/, I don't get it.
ive been humiliated by a hamburger...
When you speak ill of Towa, you speak ill of yourself. Keep that in mind.
Maybe she's copying Moona. Get it? Moona likes burgers.. That's gotta be it, it's a hint that she's having an offcolab with her.
>>35928387Who takes a shit in a coat?
Do you think it physically pained Miko to keep saying>pekowhen she knows Pekora wants nothing to do with her? Despite Miko's best attempts at getting Pekora to be friendly again, nothing works? It must have taken many takes for that. I imagine the crying was hard to handle.
>>35928395Everything is a code for sex if these threads to be believed.
SEX WITH AZKi!
Sprinkling sesame seeds on Pekora's puffy vulva and eating her burger at midnight
Friend's small hands...
how
>>35928413Delicious bunny buns
>>35928407Nah, Miko doesn't care
>>35928415Ina LOVE
>>35928425She still watches Pekora streams.
>>35928415Is Gura the new Fubuki and Korone?
>>35928395>>35928411Always remember that everything they say is about sex. If a holo mentions her brother, it's a sex partner. If its a friend, it's a sex partner. If she seems happy, it means she had sex. If she is sad, she didnt have sex, but then she had double sex. If a holo is going to the toilet, shes actually going to have quick sex. If she went on a date with another holo, they actually went to have sex. If she fails on a puzzle in a game, its because she is having sex right now and is being distracted. Table smash? Not a fist but it's her hitting the table, because she's having sex. Did she oversleep a stream? Sex. She was having sex and couldnt stop. If she starts a guerilla stream it's because she's having sex right now, but wants to be risky with viewers. Whenever a holo takes a break, its not because shes tired. You know why she takes a break from streaming? To have SEX. Whenever a holo talks about her family, shes actually talking about her sex roleplay she had. The story of a journey with her mother or father? Sex roleplay. She actually had sex. Whenever she laughs, cries or hiccups, whenever she humu humus or thanks someone during a collab, whenever she gets big numbers or is being bullied she's actually having SEX at that very moment. Not only that, but everything is actually a keyword for sex.Thanks for the aka supa = thank you for the sexIm tired this week = im tired from the sex, but ill have more sexIm planning a collab = Im planning to have sexOh sorry, that was just my family in the background = oh im having SEX right nowThank you for all the support everyone = thanks for all the sex im having right now.It all revolves around sex. All holos, every single one, have sex every day, every hour, every moment. Every single narrative, every single noise she lets out is because of sex. The sex she is having. All holos read these threads and theyre here right now. All while having sex. They keep having technical difficulties because they have so much sex, it fries electronics in their room. Theres so much sex happening in their room that the sex waves cause Youtube datacenter to malfunction. Every yab moment is because they cant stop having sex to think straight.
>>35928415how do we save Gura?
I can't believe I'm contemplating suicide because of an anime rabbit
>>35928438Man that is some terrible photoshop
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7aRmPS_BaSYNene please save your mother
>>35928197Why don't you name the first who lost her place at the top and crumbled apart? Protip: it's right there, at the left of your shitpost
any holos that did a member watchalong for an anime recently? I haven't watched any and it doesn't help that this season is absolute shit. I'm willing to pay 5 dollars to watch an anime together with a holo just so i can watch anime again.
>>35928448sorry, here's the unedited picture
>>35928414anon..
>>35928394>>35928412This is immoral
Hoeshoe Whorine is the turbowhore of Hololive.
>>35928459I know damn well those are Fubuki's hands. She even does the little 'yoisho' when picking them up.
moona doesn't even talk in this collab. even subaru can't carry this
>>35928373おめでとう!
>>35928433She's misclicked the wrong link. She did it again few days ago when she accidentally clicked Lamy's debut hologra link
>>35928438post the unshooped version
>>35928455Most recent that I remember was Aqua, Marine, and Matsuri watching Gleipnir together.
>>35928383lets talk about who's the gimi of hololive instead
who is the anon of hololive?
>>35928485Risu, technically
>>35928480
>>35928475Misclicked it twice and wondered where the audio was coming from after panicking?
>>35928415Don't care still buying Taco Bell.
>>35928480the first one to play Deus EX
Why does Hololive not have an onahole Holo like Debi?
>>35928500Yes, Miko is clumsy
Apparently it's Tits Day in Japan. Post pictures of your oshi's tits.
>>35928514That’s what the mascots are for
*AHEM*FAQ BURGER
>>35928524
>>35928514Marine said she tried to get one as birthday merch but it wasn't ready in time.
>>35928441
Pekora is nothing without Hololive. She would never leave, not even if Yagoo kept her locked in a cage whens he wasn't streaming.
>>35928514
>>35928298What the fuck are you talking about?
>>35928525shion no
>>35928376Thats hot, thanks to not looking at all like Marine
>>35928531Remember that time Watame cried about her drawing skills?
>>35928538
>>35928545Yeah her goblin face is such a turn off.
Pekora would rather graduate than do an asmr collab with Noel, even though all other gen mates did one
>SuiseiFriends with Kanata before Hololive, an actual stacy with many IRL and non-IRL friends and contacts in the vtuber and music industry.>Kanata tries to leech herSuisei immediately realizes what's happening after Hoshi no Kanata day because she's not only smart but also emotionally mature and cuts her off completely.Since then, Suisei has done nothing but incline.>CocoMet Kanata in hololive, likes to larp as a stacy but is actually a friendless hikki neet without social skills, does everything by herself>Kanata starts leeching herShe lets it happen because she's just glad to have a friend, since then her life has been a downward spiral that led her to quit the best job of her life due to some autistic character pride and childish martyr complex, is back on sleeping pills and eats like shit, most likely clinically depressed.This is a cautionary tale for all of you, don't be willing to do anything just to keep that 1 friend you have, a shit person is a shit person no matter the circumstances, it's always better to be alone than in bad company.I have a newfound appreciation for Comet, i used to think she was a bit of a cunt but at the end of the day her assessment of who Kanata is as a person was 100% right.Anyway, i just wanted to say how much i hate the leech and i'm glad my oshi barely interacts with her.
Towa is nothing without Hololive. She would never leave, not even if Yagoo kept her locked in a cage whens she wasn't having sex
>>35928524https://twitter.com/seaf8d/status/1421130226688401409
>>35928004I want to be Polka's girlfriend
>>35928561that's a lot of words just to say Suisei is a cunt
>>35928561Agreed. Miss Amane's behavior has been simply detestable and I hope Cover Corporation makes the right decision in reprimanding her.
>>35928558It looks like the actually hot pirate captain Marine is canonically cosplaying as
I love my cute little alien wife!
Today, I will watchTsunomaki Watame.She is a cute sheep.
>>35928578Is her right ankle so swollen from covid?
>>35928583That's is a very wise decision.
>>35928578>anti vaxxeryikes
Cute SOVL fubukihttps://youtu.be/7SdnnAXhL8Y
>>35928414Will someone calculate how small are her hands by using the cards as reference?
>>35928596>taking the mind control serumGiga yikes
I just want to say that I love everything about Suisei
>>35928578Is she still alive?
Leaves grow, and die tooTowa will always remain...Find hope in Bibi
>>35928596If only, the problem is the only vaccine available in Indoland is the Chinese shitvax thanks to their government.
towa wants me to get abused so i might as well go take it i know i cant win
>35browns falseflagging as WatamatesYou need to be purged from these threads
>>35928610>dyingyikes
>>35928583Excellent choice, my friend. I think I'll do the same.
>>35928544>Get to it>it isn't going to clean itself
He's mad! He's mad again!
Some days I feel sadThen I will watch MikochiNow I feel Happy
https://youtu.be/IQlGGbnQlaI
Meido should rangeban him, it's obvious he's ban evading
I just thought of something. Towa...
>>35928625That's just your typical watamate post
>>35928659That's more thought than Towa is capable of...
>>35928029I love her too.(^)o(^)b
We hate that whore Miko here
https://youtu.be/uRB1G0cKpIk
>sleep in since it's Sunday>wake up to find Shion did a member streamwtf
>>35928634Last time I tried to take a bath with Shion she wasn't so keep aboout the idea
I remember being upset when Artia and Civia graduated, but the idea of Pekora graduating is hitting me on a whole different level
>35928677(You) (You) (You) (You) (You) (You) (You) (You) (You) (You) (You) (You)
>>35928004I will always, ALWAYS love my clown wife !!
I really love this lion
We love that saint Miko here
>>35928691I want to lick this lion's tummy while she calls me weird and giggles
>>35928676Have you tried being a cute autistic Japanese girl instead?
>>35928691me on the dollar bills
>>35928665Twa...
>>35928009>>35928682She's not your wife, how about that
>>35928667We love miko here
Who's the worst JP holo?
>>35928712Towa
>>35928712amelia
Why does someone here claim other holos hate Noel when they follow her roommate?
>>35928712My oshi
>>35928708Why would you say that...
>>359285243D swimsuits onegai...
>>35928712Pekora
>>35928712towa...
>>35928712Ayame, I guess. The previous worst one left.
>>35928712Shitty rabbit
>>35928712Miko and it’s not even close
Impartial tier list:Best Tier:Watame
>>35928712the ones who don't stream
>>35928727Hitomi Chris wasn't that bad, have you actually seen her debut stream?
>>35928248Choco cute.
who supplied the midnight hamburger
>>35928720Too big
impostor syndrome must be hitting gura really fucking hard right now
>>35928712The one who suddenly reactivated her roommate account.
>>35928737It's easier to assume he's talking about SEX
>>35928745Nothing a good bottle of vodka after the stream can't fix
Who asked?
>>35928743Can't believe we have to deal with faggots even in dead hours
look at him! he is mad!
>>35928712Matuli
Miko is a good girl
>>35928742
>>35928754Can you quote who you're replying to so it gets filtered along with whatever it is?
>>35928745Why? Isn't she just playing games with her friend?
>>35928771Triple subs, fewer viewers I guess?
>>35928752Too fooking big, mate
>>35928742whoever played night delivery last
>>35928775Holy shit how does Ina have more viewers than Same-chan
gen 6 will be delayed another 6 months because of EN so fuck em, hope they continue to bomb
Gura should've been a vsinger instead. Singing is by far her best quality>>35928778Superior streamer
>>35928780They already derailed any hype they could generate with that pointless teaser.
>>35928774Same energy...
>>35928712I can't stand Subaru's voice so her
>>35928775I assume she's used to it by now, if she's eeven looking at her numbers.
>>35928776Go get your estrogen pills, fag
we had the demonic miko mascot and the hamburger nonsense, today was a good day for shit posters
I can stare at this Sora all day...
>>35928800I'm not a fag.
Can somebody please explain what the fuck this burger shit is about?
>>35928712That fake whore Marine
>>35928788>>35928806is that one of those dildos they use in irrumatio JAV on the desk?
>>35928814Matsuri shoved a burger up her ass during a twitcast
>>35928814There's a devious midnight hamburgler around, look out
Mikodayo is pretty cute tbdesu
>>35928797Numberfags are the worst, so I hope she doesn't care about numbers.>>35928712Probably RBC, with Marine as a close second
>>35928825cute boy
>>35928700usually I just try being inside one
>>35928814ah the hamburger... the no one
>>35928828do you think the person in the costume knows who miko actually is or do you think it's some high school student working part time and wondering why the fuck all these people are taking pictures of them
We hate large breasts here.
>>35928806I can't wait for this seasons of Gakkou Gurashi
>>35928712haachama
>>35928841>costumeNo, Miko just actually looks like that. She's also mute.
>>35928825Why are you posting a boy?
>>35928808Then enjoy the dog's puppers
>>35928843explain THIS
>>35928719polka hates men
This is the most sinful woman in hololive
>>35928774Holo kigs when??
>>35928845I hope there's no dogs involved
>>35928828I wonder how much that costume cost. That's the superchats at work, is this the entertainment you paid for?
>>35928814Pekora's roommate made a tweet, saying something to the effect of "a sinful woman making a hamburger at night"Anons are interpreting this to mean that she's graduating
>>35928814Pekora reactivated her old personal account, the first thing she tweeted was about how she's a sinful woman because she just had sex with strangers (midnight hamburger)
>open twitter to check on artists>kiara is trending>vtubers are over is strending
>>35928561I'll quote your post when Watame appears as a guest on Kanata's live.
>>35928866>spoonfeeding
>>35928868Who asked?
Please listen to Suisei's new song!https://youtu.be/-KQAAeUTOQ4
>>35928857there's something weird about this subaru
>>35928858Imagine Cover making kigs for the holos so they can show up in real life events as guests instead of being just a fucking screenWhich would be ok with it and which would oppose with their all
>>35928833I can't confirm this since I didn't watch the stream where she supposedly said this, but apparently she hides her live view count because seeing her large viewercount makes her anxious.
>>35928868Why are they over? Did something better come along?
>>35928873I asked
>>35928877She's getting fat.
>>35928868le_tirerd_boy.png
>>35928852I can't, they're too big.
>>35928868>tfw twitter's been broken for me all daySounds like that's a good thing then
>>35928868does this mean the fad will end and Eops and spics will finally leave?
Towa is like a rabid animal and she needs to be put down
>>35928868Go back to global, ENfag.
>>35928888thank godI want deburu to sit on my face
Pekora is a whore
Pekora with all of her friends and the people in Hololive who like her.
>>35928900no, it will never end
>>35928914
>>35928914Well at least Flare is still there
spics had previously existed for the sole purpose of ruining online video games but now they also exist to write the most retarded shit in vtuber chats
>>35928915
>gura has less viewers than ina>gura as less than 10k what's happening?(based ina btw)
>>35928921This is what we need to move the topic of the thread to
If Pekora graduates, money aside, what did she gain from her time at hololive?
>>35928923Ina is too powerful anon, she´s almost always over 10k
>>35928923Gura has relatively low live viewers, but her archive count is pretty consistently high
>>35928928A hamburger
>>35928928Experience.
>>35928928My love
They really hate Pekora. Look at this still. This is exactly like the MC stream where Pekora ran away and kept silent while Miko and Suisei tried out the ice course.
>>35928928Numbers
>>35928928Friends!
Flare loves Marine
>>35928928Towa...
We love cum here
>>35928923gura is a legitimate alcoholic and she streams like twice a week. unironically don't expect her to re-sign when her contract is up unless she REALLY needs the money, because she has no friends or any other reason to remain in hololive besides cash.
>all these filtered posts in the threadI bet /vt/ is having a great time doing their le epic trolling right now
>>35928928Her mother doesn't see her as a titty streamer and a call girl any more.
gokisei
Can't stop this zombie.
>>35928712This threads really is infested with Aqua Crew huh not one person pointed at the Onion Whore
>>35928955cant wait to see them as senpais
That's right, she ate a HAMBURGERnot some shitty baguette or croissontnot some shitty danish chocolatenot some bootleg european shitty dishA HAMBURGER, AN ALL AMERICAN HAMBURGER
>>35928958aqua is a cn holo
>>35928893Getting tired of your shit, anon
>>35928955Gokisei!
>>35928787Keep telling yourself that anon, maybe one of those days you will come off as anything other than a massive newfag
>>35928958ogey
>>35928955botan looks so weird dressed like that
>>35928958only a gullible teen would hate aqwa
>>35928960She should have eaten something Japanese instead of being sinful.
Pekora looking for the next holo to collab with that will get at at minumum 60k live veiwers.
>>35928970Stop shitting on other holos aquachink
>>35928923Consistency equals loyalty.
>>35928957this year her and Moona will be the first ID chuubas with 1M subs
>>35928960Coco was a bad influence on Pekora... she would never do this...
>>35928973Watame reading unreleased Panama Papers
>>35928923gura is boring, simple as
>>35928973>to collab then never talk againftfy
What happens when Roboco hits 1M? Is that the point where it becomes meaningless?
We hate Towa here
>>35928988It’s the point where Robosa will show their true face
Im getting addicted to asmr, pls help
Aquacrew run these threads!
>>35928983Watame trying to convince her accountant that potechi are tax deductible.
>>35928946She seems to have returned to normal streaming hours again so she must've drank enough to forget whatever was effecting her.
why does coco talk to her viewer as if they were children?I mean, I'm not complaining, I like babyplay, but still
>>35928988world domination
>>35929001>>>/t/asmr
>>35929006The taco bell sponsorship almost killed her.
>>35929007Coco doesn't stream anymore
>>35929003Watame reading Towa's search history while Towa is taking a piss
I guess even limpdong doesn't give a shit about Anya since he didn't enable that thread by deleting this one.
>>35928988That already became true when that soulless JAV whore Noel did it.
>>35929001watch more asmr until you realize they are all copycats and that these whores just talk way too much
he keeps trying! so sad!
>>35928946I want Gura to be my low-functioning alcoholic gf
Pekora after she makes her 50th Aqua antipost on 5ch.
>>35928963Bros, how do I get Korone into bed?Do I go to her bakery and try and start a conversation about shitty PC Engine games? Do I let her beat me up?I need to make sweet passionate love to this dog.
>>35929016ching chong ping pong
I don't watch holos who fake their laughter.I don't watch holos who pretend to be lewd/horny.I don't watch holos who pretend they love you.I don't watch holos who pretend to be stupid.I don't watch holos who pretend to be friendly.I don't watch holos who feign sympathy or concern for their fans.
gura is really on the sauce?
>>35929036Who do you watch?
Polka after being told that the UberEats order will be delayed
>>35929027Holy fuck I wish I could draw this well.
>>35929027kys and reborn in a different timeline as okayu
>>35929033Truth hurts
>>35929036I too, enjoy Towa (when she's not streaming APEX)
>>35929038Yes, Taco Bell's nacho cheese sauce.
>>35928967What the fuck are even talking about? The horror kusoge that got announced out of nowhere generated more buzz than this silly trailer narrated by IRyS.
>>35928937Link to the stream?
>Cute>Flat>Hardworking>An idol>Can cook>Kind>Cute>Loyal>Tryhard>Great singing voice>Great at Tetris>Cute>Has a great fashion sense>Cute>SHE'S CUTE TODAY TOOSuisei is literally the perfect holo gf
Realistically, what does Polka masturbate to?
>>35929036I don't watch Hololive either
>>35929050actually true
>>35929036based 35p. Miko always tells the truth.>>35929038Her roommate was before hololive, we do not know if she is off the wagon.
>>35929054Lamy
>>35929038Probably not but the idea of her drinking heavily after every stream is very funny to me.
>>35929054Normal stuff, she isn't that weird.
>>35929054Janitors found a japanese girl on the sidewalk
>>35929051https://youtu.be/SFRNQCcVXI8
>>35929054The McDonald's menu
>>35929054Yagoo
>>35929054isnt she lesbian? so other girls and coworkers maybe
>just woke up from a dream about Luna where I sum the courage to send her DMs, she replies and we end up having sex at her placeDamn, the cute hag got me. Guess I am a Lunaito now.
>>35929071>isnt she lesbian?No, just ugly
>>35929069lmao
>>35929074but I like her voice
>>35929036>I don't watch holos who fake their laughter.So Aqua.>I don't watch holos who pretend to be lewd/horny.So Aqua.>I don't watch holos who pretend they love you.Aqua.>I don't watch holos who pretend to be stupid.Aqua.>I don't watch holos who pretend to be friendly.Aqua>I don't watch holos who feign sympathy or concern for their fans.Aqua. What a fake bitch.
>>35928875That sounds really bad.She only has 3 good songs, giragira, readymade, and usseewa
towa looks dignified when she smokes her weed
>>35929036You must miss Coco...
>>35929054Flare, and how Marine cucked her out of having an elf girlfriend twice
>>35929062>tfw Matsuri isn’t weird either only by western standards
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1xkrWJvVXjo&abFriend in 25 min
we HATE hamburgers now?
>>35929081That traitor Aqua deserved all of the bullying she got from Pekora.
>>35928032post nice suisei
>>35929095no we LOVE hamburgers
>>35928745>impostorsus
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GIsR_SIhoMoMorning cat.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GIsR_SIhoMo Okayu
when fatsuri talked about sucking the pee straight out of dicks and pussys i dropped her hard
>>35929094That's no friend of mine.
>>35929095>weonly self-hating SEAbros who can't afford them
>>35929104Why? That's hot as fuck.
>>35929071IS lesbian, IS NOT ugly, IS NOT fat
>>35929103>>35929105Why pretend as though anyone here watches Okayu?
>>35929118and has a hot voice
>>35929120Just because you didn't get your morning hamburger it doesnt mean you get to be grumpy
>>35929071>>35929118Polka is bisexual at most
kanata did not sit on my face enough today
Miko on the TV!
>>35929097
>>35928091everyday I like her more and more. Is this bad for me mentally???
>>35929105GUERILLA LETS GOOOO!
>>35929118>IS NOT ugly, IS NOT fatthere needs to be a reason why her ex girlfriends broke up with her
Ina really came out of her shell and now naturally makes jokes in collabs. Seeing her growth was cute.
>>35929112Based, Moona is our girl.
>>35928955I really like this artist>>35928969she looks just right dressed like JK
>>35929120Fuck off
>>35928126Wait a minute here...
>>35929130breeding hips
https://twitter.com/amanekanatach/status/1421948496492388354IMPORTANT ANNOUNCEMENT
yab
>>35929147Fat arm
>>35929138Make sure to thank "onigiryaa bro" for annotation the stream later so you don't have to watch it!
>>35929019>JAVHow many fucking times do I have to post this?Under Article 175 of the Criminal Code or 刑法 (1907), sale and distribution of obscene materials in Japan is restricted as stated:>A person who distributes, sells or displays in public an obscene document, drawing or other objects shall be punished by imprisonment with work for not more than 2 years, a fine of not more than 2,500,000 yen or a petty fine. The same shall apply to a person who possesses the same for the purpose of sale>But she published it on the Internet so it doesn't count,No. the article was amended in 2011 to include "recording media containing [obscene] electronic or magnetic records", as well as materials distributed by electronic means.In order for a JAV to be distributed, it must go under the approval of Eirin, the Japanese film industry's regulatory body, are in full compliance with and do not break any Japanese laws, which means the video must come with label R18+ from them and the code from the studio and censors over private parts with pixelizations.By legal definition, Noel can't even do JAV and what she posted online couldn't even passed as explicit materials.
>>35929146more breeding hips
>>35929147wtf I thought friend was black
>>35929096I'm honestly glad that Suisei made the traitor bitch burst into tears and have a total mental breakdown. She pegged her for the backstabbing evil bitch she is. Aqua pretends to be a retard but behind the scenes is an evil ringleader responsible for a lot of the harassment towards her coworkers.
>>35929126tamaki is a girl
>>35929027>Meet her>Be /fit/>Maker her laugh>Invite her to play some video games>She will refuse so you insist on at least going to an arcade>When it's over you call her cute and shit while being serious making her blush>Go to hotel>Sex the dogYou will never meet her though so maybe lucid dreaming is your only option
>>35929153The only black holoroommate is Rinco
>>35929127One hour streams always make me feel lonely after they end. Kanata should start releasing short clips after streams again, they used to help with that problem.
Why is everyone shitposting about the hamburger now? Did you guys really found out today? /vt/ and 5ch were on fire as soon as she tweeted something on her roommate, but you retards actually took a long time to find out lmao
>>35929153C'mon anon, I know you can read. Look at the corner.
>>35929147her forearm is bigger than mine...
>>35929158all this but it shoould end with korone raping you and okayu at the same time
>>35929151what a minute... are you saying towa is a whore?
haha Polka should definitively collab with Tamaki!! it would be fun!!!
What does sex with Suisei feel like?
>>35929176Very stiff
>>35929164Watch the stream. Her live2d movements match perfectly with what she's doing with her hands.
>>35929156Tamaki is a bitch.
>>35929170do you think that tamaki getting married is the reason why polka is depressed again
>>35929162>not making fun of the schizos by talking about burgersngmi
>>35929161I miss the short clips as well, she still has two more short 3D clips with coco to release to make me happy and make the schizos here angry.
>>35929185>the contents of the tweet are more important than the fact she unprivated the account and tweeted from it after a yearngmi
>>35929158>You will never meet her thoughNot with that attitude, retard. I'll just walk around Akihabara with a dog whistle until she runs out of Super Potato with a bag full of overpriced Famicom carts.
>>35929190yes
no one here is a schizo and we’re just laughing as we post dumb shit
>>35929190i dont give a fuck what you think LOL
>>35929190I don't fucking care about her roommate.
>>35929197
>>35929162eslfag please use your brain
>>35929176>Having sex with Suisei>Says she wants to dominate you and wants to be the one on top>Literally has no strength to dominate you but you pretend to be dominated>Right at the very last moment, you turn the tables on her and now you are the one on top of her while holding both of her wrists>She cutely tries to escape but physically can't because of how weak she is>You start fucking her roughly>She lets out a gorilla scream while still trying to escape with all of her might>She finally cums first>She says that it's not fair and wants to do it again until you cum first>Keep having sex all night because she always cums first and she always asks for a rematch>Eventually, her stamina runs out and she falls asleep, still not "winning" a single time against you>When she wakes up in the morning, she says that she wants to have sex again tonight and she's absolutely sure she will beat you this time
>>35928946How is she an alcohol??? where did you find this out
greener
>>35929197taking it easy and shitposting with the lads
>>35929184Makes sense, I bet Tamaki had been cold to her ever since she joined hololive
Pekora's roommate really likes food. Her only Tweet is about food and half her likes are about food.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9lKbKRkP4b0&pp=sAQAKorosan...
A year ago, nousagi were called honorary 35p. And look at us now. Nousagi bros, what happened?
Pekora when she sees a holo with a higher viewer count.
>>35929219Her roommate may be fatter than Polka’s
>>35929219Pekora talks about food all the fucking time too. When you are a hikki you usually don't have that many conversational topics so food is one of hers.At least it is different stuff most of the time but I've heard enough about random Japanese food and snacks for a lifetime.
>>35929219she always talks about food and eating, especially on her morning streams. glutton
pekora is almost 30? wtf
>>35929218stupid sexy flanders...
Pekora is fat now. The last time anyone saw her was years ago, before the pandemic.
>>35929231>When you are a hikki you usually don't have that many conversational topicsPekoras conspiracy theory and alien talk...
>>35929027become
Don't let this distract you from the fact that Pekora still hasn't tweeted anything about Miko's live
>>35929219why wonder miko left her heh
>>35929221Turns out noutoddlers are as fake as their whore of an oshi.
>>35929219Her likes were all either food stuff, 映画.com (movies), Noel's roommate or really old fan responses to now deleted tweets.
>>35929243Don't get me wrong I love those to death but they are far and few between her food talks. Her asking stupid scientific questions with genuine curiosity is really fun to listen to, like complete ignorance regarding water pressure.
>>35928856That's a relief!
>>35929147Thats fatter than my arm...
Is Okayu sex or nice?
>>35929242they are all fat, and worst of all, most of them are women
Rushia really only does zatsudans and minecraft nowadays...
hamburger stuff has already been debunked
>>35929235Soon HAG lovers
>>35929242>its been 3 years since the pandemic started
>>35929219>>35929227>>35929233https://streamable.com/xrqfzt
We need a list of holos we like and holos we don't like
Every Holo is fatThats why they can barely move during concerts
>>35929272dont like: aqua, suisei
>>35929266>NEETS are the ones protesting for no mask because that way we can have lockdowns againtruly geniuses
>>35929027I used to be like you, anon... Forget about it... Find a different one...
>>35929260Towa is NOT fat, she's a healthy and fit girl (male).
Pekora seems like the kind of woman that would not enjoy talking about video games in her free time.
Sad....
>>35929260is that a problem?
>>35929054Me, right after she ends the ASMR stream.She hasn't done it lately, though. I'm getting worried.
>>35929272>dont likeolliekiaramoriayame>love towa>like everyone else
spoonfeed me pekora's roomate twitter, please
>>35929276Miko is very fit
Okay now that Okayu is streaming give me the source for this : https://files.catbox.moe/nsbq7g.mp3
>>35929272Like all holos except your oshi.
>>35929295lurk
>>35929299But my oshi is your oshi
>>35929286>that mise en scenePekomiko is back, I can feel it
>>35929295@100+10kun
>>35929296debuchi~ debuchi~ debuchi~ debuchi~
>>35929295If you know her roommates name you can just Google it
>>35929147FBrownK...
>>35929276Subaru and Korone move a lot
>>35929272>likeJP>don't likeEN, IDsimple as
>>35929295Its 110ちゃん. Just search on Bilibili and you will find some videos.
>>35929191What you do is work in places she is most likely to go to (like local restraunt or conbini). Your chances of meeting her will be higher. Then just listen to the voices carefully
>>35929296Thanks, now I have to masturbate again.
>>35929295tokoyamitowa
>>35929295https://twitter.com/sanyurabbitfarm
>>35929306I know.
what's happening at 11 jst?https://twitter.com/hololivetv/status/1421802898359476225
nene definitely isnt a fattie
Where did the good posters go?
Is there anything more annoying that fatfags and architectposters? Fuck off already with your shitty fetish.
>>35929331more news
>>35929295Look for Junichi Kato
>>35929297Koro-san forced her to record it as punishment
>>35929331A-chan is graduating
>>35929331one piece collab
>>35929331A-chan is going to flash all of us
>>35929334Unironically? to the individual threads on /vt/
>>35929295Here is the burger post.https://twitter.com/110pk/status/1326355021093498880
>>35929334Good posters are myth
>>35929333Yes she is
>>35929334The secret oldfag discord
>>35929331Summer style remixes of the Bloom songs I guess
>>35929334Depends. N1 and N2 went to futaba and JP discords. N3 and N4 to twitter and private discords. N5? I don't know, /vt/ individual threads I guess.
>>35929334They're smarter then us, they do their ritualpost and leave right after.
Cash cash money. That's the only reason any holo girl is streaming, except Noel.Noel is just trying to make friends
>>35929360Why is Subaru doing this?
>>35929361>oldfag>discordi like what you did there
its hard being the last good poster and carrying the thread on my back
>>35929379Subaru is Hololive's biggest secret degenerate.
>"Hoshimachi Suisei suddenly goes missing">That's what I'm reading on a certain imageboard>Everybody is still wondering why this comet idol who usually updates her twitter everyday suddenly goes radio silent>Nobody knows the truth about what happened to her>I smile, looks like I still have a lot of time before the police eventually get me>I turn off my PC and head to my basement>There I see her, tied up on a bed in an X-shaped position with a gag in her mouth, still in her plaid outfit>"Good morning Sui-chan, seems like you are already awake">I slowly walk toward her>I can see her deadly stare, she looks like she's ready to murder me if she's not tied up>"Don't stare at me like that Sui-chan, we are going to have lots of fun today">I say that as I inject her vein with a drug>She starts breathing heavily, seems like the drug works faster than I thought>I start undressing her, slowly unbuttoning her coat and blouse>Soon enough, I'm staring at a topless Suisei with her cute little pink nipples exposed>"They are even smaller than what I imagine them to be">"But that makes it even better">I touch her nipples with my cold finger and she immediately jolts>Her nipples must be really sensitive>I start kissing her cheeks, neck, and slowly going down until my mouth finally reach her nipples>Then I start kissing, and then sucking her cute little right nipple while she starts moaning more and more>I start licking her nipple, still inside of my mouth. At first I'm licking it slowly, then I speed up the pace as her muffled moans get louder and louder and she starts thrashing around trying to break free from her binding>After I'm done, she's breathing really heavily, trying to take a break and getting as much oxygen as she can>But I'm not letting her, I immediately go for her left nipple and start sucking and licking it just like what I did to her right nipple>Again, her muffled moans become louder and louder and she starts thrashing even more violently. She must be screaming right now if not for the gag in her mouth>After being done with both nipples, I rip off her skirt and her panties>I can see how wet her pussy is. Her love juice is still dripping from her pussy>"I can't believe you came this much just from having your nipples sucked and licked">"But don't worry Sui-chan, I'll make you cum even more with this">I pull down my own pants, revealing my massive cock ready to rape the living daylight out of her
>>35929282
nene has done a lot of cute things
Hello I am from the Phillipines. Will anon visit the Phillipines? Phillipines is good place to travel
Ogayu is too sexy now...
>>35929333
>>35929386kanata seek help
>>35929386enormous green wall dude
>>35929396sugee
>>35929391Give me examples
>>35929393what's happening here
>>35929410when she spilled the vegetable juice and kept making a "piiiiYA" sound after smelling it
The pekoschizo from the last thread made me question Pekora's loyalty to Hololive.
FF9 is making Korone cry a lot.
>>35929331A-chan swimsuit reveal streamCome watch her drop spaghetti all over the floor!
Why do you guys keep on calling Polka fat? Those pictures are easily 4-5 years ago, she must have had lost all that weight by now.
being a childless husbandless woman going on 40 is making korone miserable
>>35929428Have YOU lost all the weight from 5 years ago?
I like when holos say words that make them sound fucking stupid. Like at the end of Pekora's FF7 stream chat is talking about Crisis Core and she can barely say it. She sounds so fucking stupid. Like a god damn retarded moron. It's so cute. She's such an idiot. Dumb stupid idiot. So cute.
Shion's impersonation of Tokai TeioShe gave permission for people to clip just this part of her mengen streamhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Eh-lTv5xUr0
>>35929422Pekora has no loyalty whatsoever.
if any of the holos saw my big belly they would instantly fall madly in love with me
>>35929428Just look for that Polka and Mel clip
>>35929438she's so cute
You can cum now
>>35929430she said she didnt want kids years ago and she can probably get any man she wants at this point
>>35929451Thank you Towa... It's been 3 days...
This thread knows everything about Towa...
>likeTowa>don't likeSoraRobocoAzkiSuiseiMikoFubukiMatsuriHaachamaMelAkiChocoAquaSubaruShionAyameKoroneOkayuMioPekoraMarineNoelFlareRushiaCocoKanataWatameLunaBotanLamyNenePolkaMoonaRisuIofiOllieReineAnyaKiaraGuraInaCalliAmeliaIrys
I don't know Towa.
You might find this hard to believe but I'm actually Towa
>tfw no holo fap friends
>>35929454exactly
>>35929468Prove it
>>35929469/vtsg/...
>>35929473Okay *pulls out cock*
>>35929469I have one. We both jacked it to Chammers once. Good times.
>>35929468Towa please stream...
>>35929468Hello Towa, nice to meet you.
>>35929478*mouth waters*
>>35929468You're Lamy, not Towa
>>35928561Why are 35browns like this?
>>35929243>conspiracy theory and alien talkSomehow hikkis like to talk about that too, I wonder why...
>>35929203I care about fucking her roommate
>>35929480Seems like Haatons are always the horniest ones.
I was sexually assaulted by a watamate
>>35929494We can't help it. She encourages us.
>>35929454>she wantsshe doesnt
>>35929493110's delicious chocoball nipples...
>>35929450I know right
Are you watching the Ina POV or the shark POV?
Made for massive kaigainiki dicks
>>35929498Hey dude you promised you won't tell anyone
how about im watching none of it
https://youtu.be/jOjpJRmay5s
>>35929505I'm not.
>>35929507Marine doesn't like dicks
アーニャちゃん好き
>>35929505The honorary JP POV, of course.
why is okayu sex now? she used to be a cool ikebo cat
The biggest yab in hololive history happened a few hours ago why is nobody talking about this?This board is really out of touch, 5chan hasn't stopped talking since this happened yet nobody is talking about it here?https://youtu.be/JTSZUUKMVNY
>>35929505Wrong board.
>>35929522i normally love exclusively big boobs but this makes me feel different...
>>35929515>that left handmy god, it's like she's a barbie doll
>>35929515Is she still asleep? She hasn't tweetet anything in 6 hours.
>>35929523she knows what sells and what the people want
>>35929505I'm watching okayu.she's talking about food
>>35929297WTF I DIDN'T THINK OKAYU WAS INTO THAT STUFF
>>35929529Well, she's awake now.
my favorite part of guras stream is when she starts slurring her words from the drinks and then you hear the pill bottles rattling and you know its the last stream for a week
>>35929435N-no but I've gained some haha...
>>35929529Nevermind!
I went to a nico nico convention to meet my role model. I asked some staff members where her booth is but they giggled and said she had no booth. I can meet her in her room.
>>35929499That's what makes it so great.https://streamable.com/lrjrvx
>>35929548God I love this sexy retard so much
Mio... just look what corona did to her...
>>35929515What's wrong with my mom?
stinky poopskinned malaysdirty peedrinking malaysdirty mudbrown malaysstinking up the thread with their doodoomudskinstinky stinky
>>35929561Expired eggs, 2 cats and a broken camera.
mio took the vaccine that makes it so she cant say no..mio will do anything... the mind control serum...
>>35929297is it from her past life? why is she such a slut?
>>35929569t. indog
>>35929515Mioshaa!
https://youtu.be/Piz9uif91WEThis is pretty good
>Haachama just casually mentioned how her oneechan brought her chopsticks during the last cooking streamI didnt even know she had a sister. Marine also got hers living in her house now too.If I was a Holo I would tell my female siblings to try to join in too. Easiest money they would ever make, just needs to speak in cute voice and stream games.
https://streamable.com/b7yl1y
>>35929586Haato has a sister but she's not in the same city. The person who brought her the chopsticks was her lover, Towa.
>>35929585/a/ hates it
I passed out tired during Nenechi stream...she will never forgive me...
>>35929523It's the final stage of the groom
>>35929592/a/ hates Vtubers. Actually, everyone not following a Vtuber fans hates Vtubers.
>>35929586Always remember that everything they say is about sex. If a holo mentions her brother, it's a sex partner. If its a friend, it's a sex partner. If she seems happy, it means she had sex. If she is sad, she didnt have sex, but then she had double sex. If a holo is going to the toilet, shes actually going to have quick sex. If she went on a date with another holo, they actually went to have sex. If she fails on a puzzle in a game, its because she is having sex right now and is being distracted. Table smash? Not a fist but it's her hitting the table, because she's having sex. Did she oversleep a stream? Sex. She was having sex and couldnt stop. If she starts a guerilla stream it's because she's having sex right now, but wants to be risky with viewers. Whenever a holo takes a break, its not because shes tired. You know why she takes a break from streaming? To have SEX. Whenever a holo talks about her family, shes actually talking about her sex roleplay she had. The story of a journey with her mother or father? Sex roleplay. She actually had sex. Whenever she laughs, cries or hiccups, whenever she humu humus or thanks someone during a collab, whenever she gets big numbers or is being bullied she's actually having SEX at that very moment. Not only that, but everything is actually a keyword for sex.Thanks for the aka supa = thank you for the sexIm tired this week = im tired from the sex, but ill have more sexIm planning a collab = Im planning to have sexOh sorry, that was just my family in the background = oh im having SEX right nowThank you for all the support everyone = thanks for all the sex im having right now.It all revolves around sex. All holos, every single one, have sex every day, every hour, every moment. Every single narrative, every single noise she lets out is because of sex. The sex she is having. All holos read these threads and theyre here right now. All while having sex. They keep having technical difficulties because they have so much sex, it fries electronics in their room. Theres so much sex happening in their room that the sex waves cause Youtube datacenter to malfunction. Every yab moment is because they cant stop having sex to think straight.
Seriously what the fuck was Marine thinking with this?https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BfC21ksAUzM
>>35929592That's not the anime song though
>>35929604The narratives about who her sister is a true. Expect more Marine ryona content.
:^)
>>35929523she's been unattractive her whole life and now people want to fuck her. she's become conceited
>>35929604she likes it rough
>>35929602It's not the vtubers that are hated but the community around them and for a good reason. Just like every game and anime, it's always the community.
>>35929604Sex
>>35929612and 0% for cover corp
>>35929604Its just a slap you drama queen.
>>35929507Marine loves her sexy overseas guys.
I WILL BECOME LAMYI WILL NOT TAKE MY MEDS I WILL BECOME LAMYI WILL NOT TAKE MY MEDS I WILL BECOME LAMYI WILL NOT TAKE MY MEDS I WILL BECOME LAMYI WILL NOT TAKE MY MEDS I WILL BECOME LAMYI WILL NOT TAKE MY MEDS I WILL BECOME LAMYI WILL NOT TAKE MY MEDS I WILL BECOME LAMYI WILL NOT TAKE MY MEDS
it's cute that pekora is insecure about her l/r's so she uses 巻き舌
im going to FUCK anon until he becomes lamy
>>35929612>graduation boost is still in effectI give her 2 or 3 months.
lol.. next thing you know mio will buy spider router like polka did...what the fuck retarded clerk told her to buy? should've mention strong wi-fi...
>>35929642le amanekanatach faec
I want all the holos to get fat, so that Polka will fit in and not skip out on collabs
marrying mio to get citizenship
>>35929644Ah yes, that's exactly the cope i was looking for, thanks.I now bid farewell.
>>35929592/a/ stopped being relevant a decade ago.
>>35929655Cool! good to know that you're only here to bait, totally not bitter at all
>>35929656>stopped
>>35929646Its chammers, retard.
This thread needs more Lamy!
I really really want to rape Hoshimachi Suisei. Something about her flat chest and her proud cute pure idol image really turn me on. I really want to rip off her idol clothes and expose how she's just a mere woman in front of me, whose only purpose is to be fucked as my personal whore. I want to ravage every inches of her little body as she tries to resist, only to realize how powerless she is against me. I want to fuck her in every possible position while groping her cute little tits, enjoying every seconds of her arousing moans. I want to fuck her for hours while she's thinking about how her fans will think of her, now that their cute comet idol is just a sex slave made purely for sex purpose. I want to whisper "Help will never come. You will never escape from here. Your idol career is over now and you'll spend the rest of your life as my personal sex slave" in her ear as she cries and struggles to escape until she eventually gives up. After I'm done with her, I won't even let her rest. I'll insert a rotor in her pussy and turn it on, leaving her moaning in my basement all the way until the next day, where I'll repeat this process over and over again until her mind is completely broken.
>>35929592/a/ hates everything that's not shounenshit expect One piece, they also hate that one for some reason. That shithole unironically became spic central
>>35929612Stop. I still miss her.
>>35929604its called attention
>>35929644>I give her 2 or 3 months.This is the same shit /vyt/ said when Coco was receiving a shit ton of superchats when she just debut'd.
>>35929670Might be nostalgia talking, but the Kioani timeline was pretty good.
>>35929677>spic centralbut they hate dragon ball
>>35929505I'm watching my utaite oshi
>>35929672I HATE THE CAT EARLAMEY WILL NEVER BE A CAT
>>35929604Flare is unironically into ryona and guro
If Matsuri had never joined Hololive, she would be working as a fast food worker right now
>>35929672
>>35929655>looking for copeYou are posting off topic shit for attention. Nobody even cares about the bitch anymore.
>>35929677that's sad. i learned japanese because of the japanese /a/ threads, before it became djt
as a proud malaysian, let me state there is nothing wrong with bathing in a mixture of mud, dookie, and urine. it does wonders for our skin
>>35929695>ib4 zhang
>>35929642yukimin...
>>35929692did she go to college?
>>35929694
>>35929701What's ib4?Wanna try that again SEA?
>>35929692None of them have any skills except for Noel
>>35929692No, she would've been sold to the black market
>>35929696Jamal..
>>35929699ഞാനും മലേഷ്യൻ ആണ്, എനിക്ക് ചാണകങ്ങൾ കഴിക്കാൻ ഇഷ്ടമാണ്
>>35929704
>>35929706Rushia knows how to wash dishes.Also ironically, Matsuri is a certified electrician, so she's actually more skilled that most of the other holos.
>>35929706Marine was a mangaka assistant and almost got picked up by Kirara
>>35929716BECOME LAMY
>>35929716Lamy's body is NOT this curvy.
Roberu is a whore
>>35929714Anon-chama?!
>>35929728Wrong thread
>>35929706Ayame has many skills.
where would towa be if she never joined hololive?
>>35929724
>>35929706Towa can handroll her own cigarettes.
>>35929728I stopped giving a shit about this guy but it would be really fucking funny if he fucks Mea.
stop posting Ramii..
>>35929734League of Legends and shitting yourself are not skills
>>35929736Cigar and cigarette reviewer.
>>35929743o-okay...
>>35929737Too big
>>35929736dead in a gutter
>>35929744What about playing League of Legends, shitting herself and fucking her boyfriend all at the same time?
>>35929739Who doesn't fuck Mea?
>>35929753Aqua
>>35929736The truth about Towa is simple: She doesn't want to get burned anymore. The 21-year-old, born and raised in Matsumoto, went to Tokyo University and immediately joined the idol scene. "I decided I wanted to be an idol in February 2012. Before that, I went to YouTube. I searched for 'idol,' 'mystery girl' and 'free girl.' If there's free girl, I wanted to become that. I don't think there was really anything special in what I searched. That's how I got hooked." Her first stage was the spring of 2012 with a karaoke outfit
>>35929753Everyone in Hololive because they are all virgins
Why do people give Towa shit for being a smoker when Korone, Suisei, Matsuri and Marine are also smokers?
>>35929743>>35929747last one
>>35929736whoring herself out in a lesbian brothel
>>35929736Married to a successful man, spending her every day raising her 2 children who make fun of her at all times, this drive her insane but she's happy. She would also have a dog.
>>35929765Deep sexy smoka voice...
>>35929765Towa is an addict while the rest are only social smokers
>that last c*n*n stream with swimsuitGod fucking damn. Her body is just the right amount of fat that triggers my breeding instincts.
>>35929765Towa smokes to pretend she's cool. The others are sad women trying to ease the pain.
https://twitter.com/momosuzunene/status/1419880836334186496
>>35929770>She would also have a dog.No we wouldn't
>>35929592Shonenshitters have run that board into the fucking ground.t. newf/a/g since 2007
>>35929753Anon do you know Mea?From what she talks about herself she is definitely some obese cow with terrible hygiene.
>>35929765Marine doesn't smoke, she has ranted several times about how much she hates the smell and how she grew to hate her male coworkers because of how much they smoke
>>35929791
>>35929794She kissed the little bat vtuber so it definitely wasn't unbearable
>>35929796Why ar you replying seriously to bait?
>>35929796She wouldn't have those opinions if those men paid attention to her
no idea what shoenen is other than its gay nerd shit
>>35929791>>35929770no
"Am I my brother's keeper?"-Tokoyami Towa
>>35929811stop trying so hard to fit in
Mio sexx
the Truth about Anigay is that it ruined a generation of men
>>35929779Wrong thread doxnigger
Towa's hairy butthole...
it makes me sad to think that these girls lost their virginity at about 13yo, when I'm a kissless virgin at 27
As the famous US President FDR once said>The only thing to fear is Towa.
"Always put your banana forward." Right then and there, with those few words, Towa changed my life...
>>35929831Youre not the only one faggot
>>35929747>>35929767why are their tits so fucking fat
>>35929816all you need is the stuff they aired on adult swim and toonami in 2005 and the few movies on cable tv from the same eraeverything else is poison to a white christian mans mindk-on, moblob shit its all garbage
rushia
>>35929846wanna lose our virginity together?
How can Towa marry a man when she would never talk to them?
>>35929841
https://files.catbox.moe/ieprpa.webm
>>35929856
Towa spelled backwords is awop.....
>>35929706Rude. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UUEV7xzPt84
QWOP...
If you were locked in a room with Towa and your mother and you had to kill one of them to get out who'd you choose?For me it's my mom everytime, Towa is just that important to me!
>>35929852Some would say that exchange of bodily fluids is a form of communication.
>/jp/ vs /lgbt/ you're going down gays...
>>35929878do I get a gun? I've always wanted the easy way out
>>35929848Yeah Zatch Bell! and Bobobo-bo Bo-bobo are totally christian entertainment.
>>35929893is it starting now?
>>35929646
Towa had sex with chris-chan
>>35929894no gun we talking barehand strangulation
Gura...
>>35929893the holos are going to surrender instantly
>>35929902it was a draw for round of 32, they play next weekend
I just noticed the left picture behind Mio
This feels dead like the /vt/ thread except none of the posts are good.
Reminder Sora has massive tits
*makes a good post*
>>35929851n-no
>>35929936Twap...
Towa was too rough. She almost choked me to death with her banana. I had enough but she told me she will be careful next time. I believed her and gave her a fifth chance to make things right.
porka
Towaiting...
>>35929941I want my friend to suck my cheeks like that
>>35929939She didn't have MULTIPLE for no reason. Sora is sexy
Im gonna kill taiga
Remember when Fubuki made aqua cry as revenge by beating her last second in mario kart loving her first place?
>Mizuki Nana-esque original songI'm so happy bros. Mio will get a fucking amazing song.
EA servers...
>>35929728my son is pure and chaste stop this slander
>>35929971Remember when Marine won 3rd place and shat on everyone lower than her?
>>35929990Wrong thread
>>35929893but we are also lgbt
>>35929946You get used to it anon once her hips start moving there's no stopping her. breathe through your nose and do your best for towa sama!
>>35929992Yes it was hilarious Marine is the best. Seriously it's a blessing to have someone as "pushy" as her in a group made up of so many passive girl, brings some very needed spice to their dynamics
>>35929971remember when suisei ruined her relationship with kanata?
>>35929998Let'sGoBananaTowa
So tired…
>>35929883Towa coughing her smoky lung sputum into your mouth...
>>35929992yeah it was comedy gold
>>35930028just enjoy
Overseas bros win again...https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NV5n06arRqw
I have developed romantic feelings for Anya and I can't make it stop...
>>35929158>When it's over you call her cute and shit while being seriousI don't know, seems like it'd be tough to convince Koro-san to watch me take a shit.
https://youtu.be/z9tsfkdgByA
>>35929158>Be /fit/at least let me enjoy her in a fantasy anon
Imagine watching ID or EN lmao
>>35930061I don't have to imaginenever leaving btw
how many signed postcards do you fags own?
>>35930066two handsigned and one with the foil stamp signature
Miko Hardcore Minecraft in less than 3 hours !! Be there 35p !!https://youtu.be/4bNeVHFQxW0
>>35930061Stop being rude! I just like Gura!And Anya sometimes!
>5 AM streams are back.Looks like we're going home bros.
>>35930066Just the one from my oshi.
>>35930071The holoserver is in easy, how long do you think she's going to last?
>>35930066i fucking regret not buying anything in 2019 before holos blew up. now it's almost impossible to get something
>>35930075I miss 4 AM, 5AM ARK streams.
What the fuck are those Korone tier numbere on Gura's stream. Does hlgg have a sad shark poster?
>>35930066I burnt all of my merch as part of a failed summoning ritual.
>>35930071i really wish they had a hardcore mulitplayer server. they could band together and try to survive until only one is left. it would force collabs with whoever is left too. it sounds kino in my head maybe it would be shit
>>35930077I think she can go all the way, not only did she practice, she's a much better player nowadays.
>>35930083Flare tried but for some reason it didn't work
1 nothing wrong with twap2 nothing wrong with twap3 don't smoka4 don't smoka Let the bibi hit the floor
>>35930078Gura is the only holo who actively wants smaller numbers. She would be happier if she was EN's Roboco.
>>35930083Reminds me of PBGs Minecraft Hardcore series where he did exactly that with his friends, it was really fun! (nobody knows who I'm referring to probably) I think it would definitely work with holos!
>>35930094Meant to reply to>>35930081
>>35930094Pooras voice is too grating to be roboco
>>35930098>PBGPekora Bibi Gura?
>>35928385I did
>>35929585Is this the ending or something for some anime?
>>35930111PeanutButterGamer
Sometimes I see Towa right out of the corner of my eye. I could never clearly see what she is doing before she disappears but it is always as if she is peeing... Should I be worried?
aqua please do your live and come back to minecraft...
Sora wearing an old fashion sailor uniform is really cute
>>35930094>She would be happier if she was EN's Roboco>drops reference from her previous life that had over 1 mil in her debut stream thumbnailUh huh, totally makes sense.
>>35930121If I were you I'd start spraying bleach in the corners of my rooms. Sometimes Towa likes to break into other people's houses and piss in the corners or their rooms
>>35929779Post a screenshot
>>35930126Sora IS really cute!
>>35930126I'm starting to think Sora is a ghost.
>>35930135Correct.
>>35930087She is dead in the first 15 minutes or i ain't no 35P.
>>35930126Did anyone point out yet this image is basically gakkougurashi
>>35930077The server is normal isn't it?
>>35930066I've spent no money on anything hololive related and haven't watched any ads on their videos
helping myself to 2015 covers, whensoul
>>35930142Not on this thread I don't think. Twitter folks did though.https://twitter.com/yukihina61/status/1421650471136026631?s=20
>>35930077She will probably end up dying to hunger, that kills on hardcore, right?
>>35930144Chink or spic?
>>35930152Mongol
>>35930142Yes, but that's wrong. It's a different classroom entirely
>>35930142>>35930148>>35928845
>>35930075is this about when miko wakes up
>>35930075gta nigga days...
>>35930159It's like noon in Elevenland
>>35930156It's more Corpse Party than Gakkou
>>35930075Probably scheduled it wrong and meant to start it at 5pm
>>35930145who is rinko? I think I don't know that one
>>35929998LGBTQ2S+, bigot
I have information that will lead to the arrest of Takoyaki Trawa.
>>35930112may I have it, please?
how come there is no korean branch? I mean there's Towa's husband selly but outside or her there's no other korean holos.There 800 million people in korea huge market just being ignored, cover is so fucking incompetent
>>35930173thanks for correcting me, anon
>>35930181there are more spics and we still dont have holo es
>>35930181we already have 3 korean holos
>>35930142oh yeah, you're talking about this scene.https://youtu.be/3OIX9wtx1CA?t=1195
anyone else feel up burnout paradise from hololive? I think I'm doing to take a break for a few months or days.
>>35930181korea is dog
>>35930181The reality is China is extremely aggressive in South Korea so they could cause serious trouble for a Korean branch by throwing around money.
>>35930192this is what happens when you don't have an oshi
>>35930181Koreans don't like domestic vtubers.
What stream should I watch from yesterday other than Miko and Ramy?
>>35930210Subaru
>>35930181Ko'one...
Describe this animal.
>>35930181korea was already dominated by amekino
>>35930216White panther
>>35930210Mario Kart
Towa... doko...
>>35930216cat
>>35930181You can't start a branch with just Towa. It would bomb.
>>35930216didnt know friend was a jew
>>35930222https://twitter.com/tokoyamitowa/status/1421849803030372352>I want to wake up early and stream today as well!https://twitter.com/hololive_notify/status/1421903525064413191>was awake at 4AM updating her Twitter profileI'm pretty sure we're not getting a Towa stream this morning...
>>35930192>burnout paradisenow that's a good one *sips*
Did you know that I want to have sex with amanekanatach?
>>35930171rinco is debu
Nene is so cute I cant even take it anymore
>>35930231I only know that she's too loud.
>>35930231good for you, coco
>>35930231Too big
>>35930231I bet she moans and screams really loud due to her deafness.
>>35930232mio? okayu? poruporu?
>>35930240>Too bigthese are perfect and about as big as I'm willing to go
Miosha rolling down the hills.
>>35928103https://files.catbox.moe/d9h1u5.m4a
>>35930231Tsk, fine. Maybe I can invite you for the gangbang next friday.
>>35930248Imagine being homosexual god damn
>>35930249gonna steal this
How do I get a Suisei gf?
>>35930253LET ME JOIN TOO PLEASE
It was 10 minutes and 8 seconds past midnight. Everything was perfectly set. Smoka was in the air. The corners of the room covered in piss. And the biggest banana I could get my hands on. All that was left was to say her name. Towa. Towa. Towa. And there she was, not in the mirror but on Twitter. "I am not a remote controlled car. Morning stream is cancelled. Tenkyu!" Towa...
>>35930231Anon... bestiality is not cool
>>35930181koreans don't watch gaming streamers, they watch softcore camgirls that do meme dances to the same 35 second song loops before doing combination zatsudan + mukbangs for 3 hours. porn is illegal in korea and this is the only sexual outlet for 90% of men t. afreeca pro
>>35930254>he doesn't want naizuriyou seem plenty homosexual to me anon
>>35930231not big enough
>>35930268why does towa tease me this way... banana hoshii...
>>35930071Hell yeah. Thank you miko
>>35930263be a cute hamster
did aqua mention what she's going to be doing after now that she's finished with re8?
Menancinghttps://youtu.be/SFRNQCcVXI8
>>35930216cute cat
>>35929438she's so proud of herself
Ugh, none of my oshis are streaming today
T
>>35930216friend I want to ravage
>>35930317So, was it Miko inside it?
>>35930300The concert is her top priority, don't expect her to do anything other than utawakus and mengens until then
>>35930367No it was me inside miko
>always self-insert into the girl in porn>fubuki is the only girl who made me imagine having intercouse as a manwhy is this
>>35930364Come watch Miko in 2 hours! https://youtu.be/4bNeVHFQxW0
>>35930385>>always self-insert into the girl in pornwanna have sex, anon?
>>35930181>There 800 million people in koreaThere may be 800 million kpop twitter account but 95% of them aren't real people
https://twitter.com/hololivetv/status/142180289835947622550 minutes to go, place your bets on what it is
my life ain't the same with no JK's zatsudans just going on about their day ojisans
>>35930407a trailer for a trailer
>>35930410This isn't an EN announcement.
>>35930407summer event, return of swimsuits, outside of youtube
>>35930407something like the lo-fi bloom remix but summer themed
>>359304073D swimsuit stream on NND
>>35930409anyone have that haato image
>>35930407>https://twitter.com/hololivetv/status/1421802898359476225>12 JST announcement
>>35930407Bilibili is back!!!We did it, zhangbros.
https://twitter.com/suisei_hosimati/status/1421756285679116288
>>3593040710 free rolls per day
>>35930444https://twitter.com/tokino_sora/status/1421762973958230021?s=19
Holo for this feel?
https://twitter.com/nissin_psr/status/1421999191958634503Chinks got the Aqua concert DDOSd
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9WhSm148UUklisten to their song! it's actually good though.
do not reply
>>35930414NND PAYWALLED 240P SWIMSUIT STREAMS LETS GOOOO
>>35930407it's thishttps://twitter.com/PNekoe/status/1421319849507057670
>>35930407Summer remixes ikz
Reminder that pubes are disgusting
>>35930461>lots of gaijins tried to watch the concert>this was ddos!
>>35930475Based anon
>>35930461>W-we didn't fuck it up, we swear
>>35930475Wrong
>>35930407more lofi, summer edition
>>35930475clean and pristine is best
>>35930448I have been saving for limited swimsuit Towa, IKZ!!
>>35930461Wtf?! I'm a chink now?
>>35930392s-should I cosplay as someone, anon?
>>35930475>>35930491Based. Fuck pubefags
>>35930475You're just a low test loser.
Okite Okite
>>35930475most Japanese women don't shave
>>35930407Announce the announcement date for a secret announcement
hololive summer fes smells like pork barbecue
>>35930508good thing my oshi is indonesian
sex the migo
>>35930513Treerat, why do you hate your colleagues so much?
>>35930525those don't even shave pits
When do we get Suisei daki?
It's been one month since Coco graduatedShe seems like she's doing alright but I don't know if I'm doing alrightCOCO LOVE
>>35930525Most Indonesian women don't wash themselves.
>>35930508and that's a good thing
>>35930499how about your oshi?
>>35930539She seems like she's doing alright to me. Not sure about you though.
>hololive>no holos are live
>>35930534>>35930543imagine the smell
>>35930529Uoooooohhh
Can't waithttps://store.steampowered.com/app/1671550/The_Night_Way_Home/
>>35930566Someone kill these devs
Suisei with big tits looks better
>>35930559paliative untis smell bad, but maybe that0s just me
>>35928097>>35929632
>>35930566This looks like fun and not the usual copy pasted shit they usually do. This is what I was expecting them to be releasing after Hanako but it took over half a year.
>>35930581Yeah, nah.
>>35930566A Chilla's art game on third person?!
>>35930584You really need to go back faggot
>>35930581wrong, big tits are disgusting
>>35930590Now you can see your character model randomly spaz out
>>35930581they all do, but Suisex especially
>>35930581No
>>35930621https://files.catbox.moe/77cv9j.mp4
>>35930614I want to breed her so badly.
>>35930581disgusting, ruins the illusion that she's actually a man
>>35930584>off topic image
this thread is as dead as pekora's hymen
i love pekora
>>35930656Jun will never procreate...
Why won't Cover just make a gacha already? It's literally free money
>>35930651No one cares.
>>35930666Kill yourself gachabrain.
>>35930672miko cares
>>35930666>free moneyYou have more chances to fail than succeed.
/hlg/ plays garticphone when?
>>35930691No one here does anything fun anymore.
>>35930694You don't think schizoposting, and falseflagging is FUN?
>>35930666>666begone demon
>Minecraft hardcore>Day 1https://youtu.be/4bNeVHFQxW0
Hurry up with the announcement already, I want to go buy some checker's rallys
>>35930698be nice, she wont be able to hear soon
>>35930666This has to be the most retarded opinion that get's posted on this thread regularly
>>35930708It says 1 day so it'll be a 10 minute stream
he's mad! he's mad!
>>35930729No, this is:Towa
>A-chan bikini soonlets go!
>>35930732Is this a bot?
towa?
Miko!
>>35930584Since when are images like this allowed here?
>>35930666Gacha sounds like a nightmare to handle the profits since they would probably have to share it with all the holos who are part of it while still taking enough for Cover to keep developing it and make proift
https://twitter.com/hololivetv/status/1422014287296430082
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VPBqpyub4Kc
so what made miko hate men
>>35930755Since the indog janny took over monitoring this thread
>>35930757>>35930759>>35930760Nice
Jesas, watching Friends stream and I keep hearing Watame instead of Shin-chan.
>>35930759>>35930760>Smile and Go sunshine verLMAO
>>35930756why would they need to share the profits if they own the characters?
>>35930757>>35930759>>35930760YES YES YES
>>35930759>>35930760>Smile & GoInclining!
>>35930741A.channel please
>>35930761She was probably raped when she was younger
>>35930757>>35930759>>35930760>Smile & Go>No Blue Crapper
>>35930759>>35930760>smile & go
>>35930757>>35930759>>35930760>bossa nova & jazz mixThis is great
>>35930757>>35930759>>35930760Nice, chill music while waiting for streams.
>>35930757>>35930759>>35930760Nice, thank you friends.
>>35930759>>35930760Smile and Go will finally get views
>>35930759>>35930760>smile and goThe remix will get more views than the original song...
>>35930757>>35930759>>35930760A-CHAN LOVESUMMER LOVE
>>35930769If the girls make no money, why should any fans support it?
he's smiling! he's smiling!
>>35930756>since they would probably have to share it with all the holosNo they don't. The only holos who own their characters are RBC and Suisei, I seriously doubt the Holos get any cut of the merch that's sold on things like pop-up shops or or the bandai gashapon things. Pretty much the only merch they make money off is that sold directly through booth and geekjack the rest only goes to Cover
>>35930788because gacha
I am smiling alright!
>>35930788Because they already do that for shit load of other things?
Achan is so cute bros...
Has this been posted yet?Hololive will appear in Young Jumphttps://twitter.com/hyakkano/status/1421706479397076992
>>35930788Wish I could happily live in a fantasy world
>>35930800BIG NEWS
>Still no EN songs>No Just follow stars remix>No identity voices Fuck Cover, the JP girls are on an embarrassing recline and yet they get all the good shit
>>35930768>>35930773>>35930777>>35930778>>35930782>>35930786>>35930789>>35930794Are you fags capable of doing anything other than shitposting?
>>35930759>>35930760B-BROS.. I'M SMILING AND GOINGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGG
>>35930800Yes, Noel talked about it
>>35930800Aqua is going to become Kirito
>>35930788share profits doesn't mean they don't get paida single flat payment is what would happen, sharing profits when they are not ip holders is not happening
>>35930809>anon is frowning and stayingNo wonder this thread is shit.
The mald guy is malding
>>35930800>everyone got mangaka to draw illustrations>aqua got GaouAqua...
>>35930788The girls make like 15% at best from SC and people still donate to them
>>35930800>aqua and marine drawn by two different artists
>>35930809HE'S MAD AND NOT SMILING!
>>35930827>30%
>>35930831>>35930824>maldingWhat the fuck are you talking about, speak like a regular person
>>35930827They make 35% minus taxes
>>35930826Blindchama?
>>35930808Ironic shitposting is still shitposting.
>>35930800So who are those randoms that are going to draw them?
>>35930800>It's another episode of all of Sankisei with the exception of FlareNo shit she's insecure...
Smile and go sounds better slowed down.
Smile and Go kinda good when it doesn't have Flare's voice
>>35930847No Rushia either
I demand a new thread to post Miko images in 45 minutes
>>35930847Rushia...
>>35930559using Iofi's waki as my onahole!
>>35930852i mean s&g has always been better in instrumental. Flare has it on her background during her tlak sessions and its actually pleasant to listen to
>>35930841Well, I'm blind...But Aqua and Marine have two illustrations mean they're popular in Japan compared to others. Can't wait to see Kentaro Yabuki's Fubuki
>>35930800>7 illustrations>4 of them gen 3Gen 3 too strong
>>35930854>45 minutesLiterally impossible with the current speed...
https://youtu.be/nC4jHrVLaME
>>35930854Time to bait replies with >your oshi posts
>>35930854time to stop posting
>>-...
>>35930800Pekora with 100kanojo artstyle will be interesting
>>35930854I'll check back in 45 minutes hope you reach your goal anon!
>>35930854>early mikoti maikurathis is going to be an absolutely blessed morning
>>35930800So who are the artists? Someone translate this shit.
>>35930862Marine literally can't stop winning, everything is going fantastic for her
>your oshi>your reply cooldown when you attempted to reply to this post>your captcha
>>35930800>7 illustration >They're all LamyRamirez too strong
>teeth thread goneNOOOOOOO
Survey time>your oshi (Miko)>why is Miko your oshi
>>35930895make another one
Gen1 song(Sunshine ver.) is really nice
>>35930916om3tcw
>>35930916MikoI like NTR
>>35930584Will this post survive the 1 hour mark?Let's find out!
>>35930932Miko hates NTR and hates you for liking it.
>>35930936If she hates NTR so much then why she pretends to be my gf and then goes to have a baby with another man?
surveyposters deserve the rope
>>35930755>>35930933t. failed janny application
The clock is ticking...
IMPORTANT ANNOUNCEMENThttps://twitter.com/minatoaqua/status/1410585322719567877
>>35930790>RBC???
>>35930944Trash narrative
>>35930957Yesterday's stream was fun. The Yabai part was cute because Katana was first on recommendation.
>>35930800>Aka is drawing Aqua I knew he was a huge vtuber fan, but I am actually so hyped that he's drawing Aqua. I hope he does his signature twirly darkness eyes for her.
>>359309695head Akutan...
don’t think i’ve forgotten about you nouSEAgis
>>35930800>2016
>>35930961RBC is a en external talent working for Hololive just like Suisei
https://youtu.be/-tcdFuUQV8c
Would you rather see garbage posts about your oshi or not see any post about her at all?
>>35930986Unironically best singer in hololive. What the fuck is cover doing not promoting her mroe?
>>35930986the way you say erorrr is very cute, risu
>>35930777Blue Clapper was in the lo-fi remix.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WBLhP0XSCV8
>>35931018not hololive
>>35931018That chat lol
>>35930999If she were so good she would have the numbers to back her up. Risu doesn't stream (sing) enough nor does have the appeal to become big, her voice is really nice though.
>>35931009You don't say
>>35931018miko...
Tokoyami Towa lied to her constituents.
>>35931024this, she could learn something from Moona
>>35931018I hope you're not an hypocrite who complains about ID/EN/NJ.
>>35931024>If she were so good she would have the numbers to back her uphttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PYzTq7YEPBI
>>35930981Where'd you hear that?https://panora.tokyo/48305/
>>35931032I only dislike aqua and suisei, for obvious reasons
>>35931039Nobody asked 35P
>>35930790>>35930981What the fuck are you talking about?https://twitter.com/hololivetv/status/956331715558961152
>>35931018Seeing her face and hearing Coco really makes me uncomfortable. Also wrong thread.
>your oshi>your anti-oshi
>>35931050towa!towa...
>>35931048>hearing Coco really makes me uncomfortablechink ptsd?
>>35931037RBC's situation is different from Suisei, but her design still isn't fully owned by hololive. Kuromaru designed a showcased "her" before the design was ever associated with hololive, Cover just bought the rights to use the design.
>>35931056Not him but that voice was associated to a character so it's weird to see something different having the same voice.
>>35931058You said the talent is external.
>>35931032>NJHololive New Jersey?
I just want a holo who will groom me and manipulate my emotions...
>>35931072Well Towa is a devil so it can work.
>>35931072Fuhgeddaboudit-peko~
>>35931032What's the point of this post other than trying to justify you shitting up the thread in the past?
>>35931073Doris is gone anon let her go...
*picture of a small Mio smiling while holding her twintails up to her face*smol miosha
what's the meaning behind the group name NEGI*U
>>35931073Ayame
>>35931086anon...
>>35930460Miko
when will nozomu collab with kson?
Can spics shut the fuck up?
>>35931086*picture of a big mio and small mio naked together in bed*smol miosha SEX
>>35931095Right after the nrm collab
Miko coming up in a few minutes! Let's enjoy early Miko stream!
>>35930999She doesn't sing enough that's why, if she does she'll attract more attention, but unfortunately she's too lazy unlike others who consistently do their reps
Unvaccinated Watamate reporting in
>Page 10
>>35931104It'll be a short one
>>35931108Same here.
>>35930759>bossa nova remixEvery single Hololive song should get a bossa nova version.
>>35931033Anyone can get numbers with a meme song if they have a rabid fanbase to push it like IDs do.
>>35931033Unfortunately 1 cover isn't enough
'Tis an ignoble fate for one locked in wed with the fair Towa. Though she bears a comely face, a most palpable visage, ne're bosom as gentle as a foundling. Tread carefully, the beast clad atop her head has claimed many lives.
>>35931110images ikuzo
why would someone force te pee out of their body? do you do it, anons?
>>35931132Speak english properly you retard
Miko starting! https://youtu.be/4bNeVHFQxW0
>>35931121It's not even big numbers, this is big numbers from someone without the talent to sing https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AAr2lHZLNyU
Kitaaaaaaaaaahttps://youtu.be/4bNeVHFQxW0
>>35931140PEKO LOVE
>>35931130Damn, this is actually a good post.
>>35931138???do your english reps I guess
>>35931121>Anyone can get numbers with a meme song if they have a rabid fanbase to push it like IDs doOh really? Is that why Risu's King version is the second most popular in all of hololive? Why is it more popular than Suisei's? Why is it more popular than Towa's, or Sora's, or Kanata's, or Ayame's?
sunshine version of smile & go! sounds so much better. why though?
>hamburgerSubtle.
>>35931140PEKO HATE
https://twitter.com/hololivetv/status/1422030266378244099https://prtimes.jp/main/html/rd/p/000000473.000030268.html
>>35931153Miko stole the precious thing.
>>35931033>KingAre you stupid?
WHAT THE FUCK DOES THE BURGER MEAN
>>35931140It is a big number for someone that only has the fraction of support and relevancy the JPs do. The link to Risu King has been posted here more than any other song except maybe Towa's Error.
>>35931150Suisei's cover has almost eclipsed it at 2 months where it took Risu nearly a year to get where it was lol
>>35931159Capcom finally realized how big of a cash cow Hololive is. I wonder what happened to the people who copy-striked Mio?
anyone else become addicted to numbers?I bought a 3rd moniter and a I have on it 24/7 are just numbers nothing but numbers
>>35931166It hasn't been posted more than Smile & Go, that's for sure.
>>35931159IKUZOOOO
>>35931163Are you?
>>35931150Popular how, total views? It was released like 6 months earlier
How long will Miko last?
>>35931169most likely nothing but probably he´s seething over this
>>35931150Suisei's cover that was posted 2 months ago is 100k views behind Risu's that was posted 8 months ago
>>3593117815 minutes
Send Towa back to Africa
>>35931169Mio's sacrifice was not in vain.One may even call her a martyr.
That Miko burger looks good...
>>35931032She's more relevant than those whores
>>35931168"Almost" doesn't mean shit. Go tell your boss you were "almost" going to show up to work tomorrow and see what happens.>>35931177>>35931186It's always funny how you all try to make these excuses, if she's as relevant as you say, it should be easy for the holoJPs the pass her, and yet aside from Shion, none of them have... curious. Suisei, the girl who gets touted around as the best singer of hololive, with over 1M subs can't beat the "irrelevant" sidebranch holoID member with less than 500k subs. And you consider that a victory?
>>35931196Ariana Grande is more relevant than all of hololive but that doesn't make her on-topic.
Do risufags really? lmao
>>35931150It's not even close to being the most popular. I know it hard to believe this after you spammed "RISU IS THE BEST SINGER IN HOLOLIVE!!!" in this thread and your SEA facebook group for the past year, but it's just not true.
Miko took Pekora's midnight burger
3 more threads to be free...
>>359311993.9m in 8 months is not better than 3.8m in 2 months anon
>>35931203Who the fuck is that? off topic
>>35931217this but k*on
Quite sad that Risufags only defense is one cover and nothing else
>>35931216Doesn't matter how long it takes, what's important is the results. And the result is that Suisei's King is less popular than Risu's
>>35931150https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DoSXZHNP1WMSuisei's king is number 9 while Risu's is not even here lmao
>>35931199Risu is just a meme
where's towa, that bitch promise me a stream
>>35931087NEver GIve Up
>>35931225>promiseNow you know
https://twitter.com/tokino_sora/status/1422032747359440899
>40 sticksMiko is going to die.
>>35931212>It's not even close to being the most popularPlease link where I said Risu's version is the most popular, I'll wait.>>35931221>has to resort to monthly viewsYou've failed.
>>35931087TAMANEGI YOUAqua is onion
>>35931221NoRisu is the best singer in hololive. She's still holding back
towa goes out of her way to deny any war crimes committed by japan in ww2 at the start of every stream and yet no one seems offended by this?
>>35931233>monthlyIt's weekly you blind retard
>>35931081rumao
>>35931220>Doesn't matter how long it takesThis is simply not true, in a more professional outlook, A person who has only been working for 2 months but is already on the level of an 8 month worker is much more preferred
>>35931220I mean alright, you have less than a month to keep repeating this before you go to the next singer down the line
>imageboard>can't post images
>>35931150Suisei just needs 1 more week to overtake treerat's overrated cover
>>35931220Say that again in a month, or a week.Someone who doesn't understand projected values shouldn't be a numberfag.
if your oshi plays Apex maybe it's time to start looking for a new oshi?
>Miko>Can't post MikoMiko...
What are these shaders Miko's using?
>>35931199I'll reply to you so we can kill this thread faster
>>35931261m-miko...
>>35931233Ok monkeyboy, second most popular. Rishit's Kong is not even the second most popular.There's one King cover that gets 6k views daily and another one that gets 25k daily. Can you guess which belongs to who?
hey manhttps://twitter.com/LoliconEX/status/1422026814327640069?s=20
Why the fuck would miko make a full set of wooden equipment, is she retarded? It takes less than 2 fucking minutes to get cobblestone.
Miko STEALS hamburgersshe's the hamburgler
Baby Miko?
Reminder that all Minecraft streams are scripted
>>35931277These girls are not very good at minecraft despite playing it every day.And that's okay.
>>35931274>starts talking about MOST POPULAR>goes back to mentioning daily viewersYou have no argument, and you're retarded. This is over.
risu is very cute
Miko now kills everything with an axe just like her girlfriend
That Lunch with Me remix is great.
>>35931287You're the one with no argument, monkey. The most popular cover isn't by Shion by the way, monkeydong.
Miko is going to die one day
Where the FUCK is Towa
>>35931296What's the most popular then, retard? I'll wait.
>>35931292I would like to hold her hand and tell her how cute she is
>Coco streaming>only 5KCocolive is declining...
Sakura Miko is a bebi.
>>35931300The cover that's getting 25k views every day, monkey.
>>35931169>Capcom finally realized how big of a cash cow Hololive isIs it really? The Tales stream the chicken did only had 3k viewers.
Posting the only relevant KINGhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2T7Ql4D1UnQ
>>35931303>cherry pickingyesterday she have more than every holo incluind pekora lmao
>>35931221>Ayame's Goodbye Sengen is still number 1HOW THE FUCK IS SHE SO STRONG?
>>35931305You failed, you're retarded.
>>35931309>chicken
>>35931303Coco is not streaming
I like Risu
>>35931304not bebiFAQ
pretty comfy stream for a hardcore run
>>35931313She's the best. Just the best.
I can't believe Miko is killing Subaru on stream.
I love Polka no matter what her size is
Sakura Miko is onahole
Hardcore sex with Miko.
>>35931324I only love her if she maintains or goes bigger
>>35931312It's was also he first public YouTube stream since her graduation, a little disingenuous to say that she's going to make as much regularlyIf you genuinely support and love Kson, please stop using her to shitpost
>>35931315Remember to post about Rishit Kong again next week when Suisei has blown her the fuck out.
>>35931311Very based
Guys I'm going to get a snack. Make sure Miko doesn't die while I'm gone.
>>35931309Chicken has a small but dedicated following. All of her schizos will buy whatever game she tells them to.
>>35931238Getting rid of chinks is not a war crime.
>>35931231Oh Sora, it’s silly you’re the upcoming villain for the horror game
>Miko and kson streaming>Cocofags aren’t postingALWAYS KNEW 35BROWNS AND COCONIGGERS ARE THE SAME POSTERS
>>35931312Oh it's you the retard
He's mad! Oh boy he's mad!
>>35931341She's not part of hololive, why would they post about her?
>>35931338Technically Pearl Harbor was a war crime because Japan did not officially declare war until after the attack started.
>>35931341>can't post about her here because she's not hololive>can't post about her on /vt/ because she's just a camwhore and not a vtuberdamn no shit
>>35931351I wish she was a camwhore... bitch never shows any skin
even if it is that cheap as fuck 3D model I hope Coco realizes she will get more views if she uses that instead of just her real camera. suddenly watching a model talking is way more bearable
>>35931353bitch shows panties any time she gets up her fat ass
Miko's gonna do some recordings today and there will be a lot of other holos too, she wants to do something with Subaru while at the studio
if was Watame early stream the thread would be archived before we even have 1000 posts
>>35931353She's a good Christian girl from the American south.
>>35931353but she technically is a Vtuber, she is literally using her model right now.
>>35931358and I maturbate furiously to them each time
>>35931351>>>/vt/7402437
>>35931358If only...>>35931363Fuck america
>>35931341Ok Chang
>>35931369I bet you would fuck America you faggot
>no windows on hardcoreStupid bitch is gong to get ambushed by a creeper or skeleton.
>>35931349How is it a war crime if they weren't at war yet? Checkmate
god i love selen and pomu
So is Miko just taking it easy? Is she planning on making this an ongoing thing?
>>35931341I knew you're an aquachink, fuck off
I WANT TO POST MIKOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
>>35931018who dis whore?
>>35931388it's her summer project
>>35931368there's only posts about her numbers and not a single mention of the content of the streamsad
>>35931369yeah you wanna fuck america? bend over pretty boy
Why do seamonkeys like to pretend Risu is anywhere near a halfway decent singer?
Miko kek, almost died
>only covering it up by one layer of dirtThis dumb bitch just created a fucking pitfall trap for herself if a creeper ever blows up.
>>35931341>Aquaschizo is 35schizo is Cocoschizo and possibly even Noelschizo.Holy shit, he's actually a literal schizophrenic.
>>35931381The Japanese strategy was cheeky and technically not illegal. They were going to send a war declaration while the planes were in the air so it wasn't a surprise but the Americans had no time to prepare. Bad communication between the Navy and the government screwed it up.
fuck Risu
Miko is so fucking stupid holy shit, this is pissing me off. How does someone who spends so much time in minecraft manage to be this bad?
>>35931393Stop replying to yourself.
>>35931409All me and my multiple personalities
>>35931402Because seamonkeys are predisposed to howl as loud as possible to compensate for their failure at everything in life.
Miko makes my penis really really happy.
>>35931415I wish I could.
>>35931417Sometimes people are just not good at something and will never get good at something no matter how hard they try.
>>35931396a cute one
>>35931415god I wish
>>35931425Am I your penis?
>>35931417Seeth more faggot.Her job is to entertain, not play MC like a pro.She is doing a fantastic job as always.You are just too braindead to see it.
Polka is a pretty great holo
>>35931432Yes. Now come over here so I can beat you again.
>>35931425Mine too, her new model and costume are pure sex.
>>35931402the consequences of living with a permanent inferiority complex, they think spamming their irrelevant branch and saying they're better than everyone else will make people like them for some reason
>>35931402SEAnigga here. Not everyone like that woman. Her voice is not even that good.
>>35931417kys meinkraft elitist
>>35931428>self fulfilling prophercy>>35931434全ブロック
>>35931434You could almost say she's larger than life
>>35931428This, it's like me and drawing. I don't have the talent.
>>35931409The 35schizo is without a doubt the Noelschizo and marineschizo as well. Even worse, he's a phoneposter
https://twitter.com/oke_yzw/status/1422030908551356419?s=19UOHHHHHH
so many spics on Coco's chat, why?
>>35931438That makes sense. It explains their obsession with Ollie's freshman level mathematic ability.
has anyone ever made a Motoaki Tamigo joke yet
>>35931428Choco and apex...
>>35931453sopa de coco jejejeje
>>35931402But i'm mexican
Why does Miko have a midnight hamburger?
>>35931465You don't?
wtf 2 Subarus
>>35931469I ate mine...
>>35931450SEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEXXXXXX
I'm convinced that sunshine version playlist is supposed to help boost the original song's popularity because most of the songs are not popular
hey guys
>>35931456Still going to hit 1M before any gokishit besides Botan who cheated anyway with endurance to milestone streams, cope
>>35930759>>35930760SMILE & GO CHADS! I KNEEL!
>>35931476I'm convinced that you're a retarded faggot.
>>35931483Stop being so insecure anonchama.
>>35931483Nobody cares Ollie, go be a zoomer somewhere else.
Lunch with me MV doko...
>>35931442continue deluding yourself into believing everyone can make it
>>35931488The only ones insecure here are the ones whose JP girls are getting BTFO by a supposedly inferior side branch
Connor
Anyone knows the font for Mikoti's chat?
>>35931488cope
I hope Iofi is doing fine...
>>35931483>growing subs>stagnant low viewershipSo this is the power of EN 0.5.. S-sugoi...
>>35931504I too hope that Sora's fiance is fine.
>>35931402She's the best singer in Hololive
I hope Iofi isn't doing fine...
Towa lied again...
Miko is very cheerful today
I hate Miko's fake dolphin squeak laugh, why does she have to copy Siro?
reminder that gokisei has more sex than the anons here
I keep imagining Miko being Towa
>>35931521Mowa...
>>35931519>SiroLiterally who?
>>35931506More viewership and SCs than that failure Polka
Listen, the only Holo you should hate is ChinAqua, because she is the queen of the Chinese, the others are not to be hated.
twap...
>>35931483e-celeb cocksucker go somewhere else
towa is here
>>35931526My wife's girlfriend
I'm surprised Miko last this long
>>35931531I will like Aqua as long as Gaou draws her with big boobies
>>35931531Why would you hate chinese?
>>35931504she is doing well it seems still tweeting and such i hope she can stream again soon i miss her
>>35931531If we hate Aqua why not Suisei and FBK? The Chinese love them as far as I can remember. Being mean to a girl because of her fans is not nice.
towa in the house
Miko, my ears...
SHAT MYPANTS
Oh my god Miko, that nearly gave me a heart attack
Migo threw 2 eggs from trying to close the doors now 草
>>35931541almost jinxed it
Miko my ears
What if we kissed at the Sakura Miko Chicken Farm...
>>35931519The whole Miko persona is a weird mix of old vtubers that just works.
>>35931546China hate Friend and Suisei
Twappi...
https://twitter.com/hololivetv/status/1422044825923112961Presents no longer accepted after August
>>35931439same
>>35931546>why hate the person that supported china post-coco and not the 2 people that publicly supported coco and abandoned all chinese content right after the incident?
Twep
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