/jp/ - Otaku Culture

>tfw no big winged monsterwife to shield you from the sun with her big fluffy feathers

That's it, monster girl threads over.

89% of your monster girls are pretty ugly to be honest.

>>35960204
Why?

Does this fit in the monster girl genre

>>35960200
>>35960204
t. desperate ang*l incels

>>35960176
Why are her wings partly erased?

>>35960204
I don't see it.

>>35960236
No, that fits in the femcel section.

>>35960236
No.

>"Huh?"

>>35960266
old snek that I wish to marry

>>35960276
I bet.

Use GremlinVPN to ensure that only the monsters you want to get your personal information.

>>35960236
Nah, it's the "girl monster" genre. If that's what you're looking for, you'll probably find it on /lgbt/. Wish you the best, newfriend.

Yes yes but let's talk reality here for a sec. Human race has entered decline because everyone keeps marrying slimes or are filthy sinners will paying their years of penance via angel rape.
So if you wanna do whatever the fuck you want first we need to restabilish the human race, now fuck the human woman.
Do it fag!

>>35960236
Somewhat true

Awww yeah newfags and off topic.

>35960298
I can barely understand what the fuck you're saying. Speak fucking English, not whatever pseudo English gibberish that is.

>>35960322
Fast this time.

who was in the wrong?

>>35960302
The same thing applies to women, Anon.

>>35960246
That's a very cute Geizah.

>missed all the livingdollposts last thread
dangit
oh well, got a new cutie out of it at least

>>35960368
Luka. Lazarus was right, all the more with the revelation that disaster that costed him everything was ACCIDENTAL. As much as they did end up building a society of overall coexistence, there are still problems happening here and there that they still neede to solve even months later, but the problem is when a powerful monster rampages a ton of people will end up dying before help arrives.

>>35960397
i had a thought of a living doll mansion just waiting for a man to stumble in and trap him inside

>>35960164
NO ESCAPE

I need a lilim with a thick tail, nothing like pic related

>>35960236
Someone had a very big butthurt by males when typed this post.

>>35960417
These foxes are getting too powerful I'm telling you

>>35960298
I better cut off my fucking dick instead of doing anything for retarded mistake of nature called "human race".

>/tg/ and schizo raid
You ever wondered why did your thread die?

>>35960236
Matango hands typed this post.

>>35960417
why escape, the mofu is just calling my name, its siren call is making my feet move without me wanting, I a=can't leave her grasp even if I wanted to

I want to make rugged monberian jinko feel special.

So can I sell myself on an auction in MGC?
Can I ask to be sold to a “good home”?

OPTIMAL height difference

>>35960476
If you want to be fucked by some fat virgin hag like Deonora sure

>>35960778
sign me up for that, I want to be sold to some hags like that so they can use in their provisions, hell I'd even be their butler

>>35960778
>fat virgin hag
Say no more, I'm going to find an auctioneer.

>>35960733
Tall dolls are very good

>>35960798
*perversions

>>35960164

>>35960800
Gonna buy me one.
Give me the fat, virgin hag

>>35960236
Only if it was followed by posts from monster girls ripping apart her arguments.

>>35960778
wheres the fucking tanukis when you need to sell himself

>>35960856
That sounds entertaining.

Reminder that farmers belong to their cows

I'm going to put the beach bullies in their place.

To Jinkofag whose wife was concerned abour her CAT test results, I have some bad news.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HB2pLFcEJW0
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Tot0y9oQWmU

>>35960913
Nothing here but wheat

>>35960298
>everyone keeps marrying slimes or are filthy sinners
Slime husbands confirmed for not being sinners

>>35960913
I do not fear the cows due to the fact I am not a farmer and I live in the big city

>>35960913
What is school cow happy about?

Get slimed

>>35960964
>live in big city
then you get taken by a gym cow or office lady cow

>>35960913
Yes dear...

>>35961006
Yes deer

>>35960976
anon asked her to be his first cow for his farm

>>35960915
>Words spoken, shortly before anon learned how it felt to get ridden into the sand

I hope you guys enjoy the summer days! Alt to this on my twitter.

Drawing mino horns is hard.
>>35961039
I hope You have a nice summer too Anon.

>>35960913

>>35961061
love the beef

>>35960238
>incel
We don't use that language over here, don't be a crossboarder or at least mind where you are

>>35960995
NOOOOOO

>>35960404
Just get a MGF to protecc village
ez

>>35961094
Fine. Incelf.

>kunoichi finally finishes her training and is ready to faithfully serve her master
>she vows to remove anyone who stands in his path to glory
>five years later, she still hasn't been sent on a single mission
>she's spent all that time being bred by her master and birthing his children, mostly in twins or triplets

Mamono only want one thing. They don't care about humans. At all. Wake up!

>>35961018
Every time I see a white horn I just want to brush them and give them hot chocolate.

>>35961213
She's rocking a good mom bod though.

>>35961258
How can they not care about humans when humans are the one thing they want?

>>35961382
They just want the spirit energy! Having to deal with humans is just an unfortunate reality.

>>35960236
reject human "women", embrace mamono

>>35961296
Even the batshit yandere ones?

>Kiki having another nightmare about shogs
How do I convince her I'm not going to fire her for a shog?

>>35961445
She's too late, every cell in master's body has already been replaced by shog

>>35961410
Well, i better choose girl, who love my spirit energy than girl who only love my wallet, who will leave me if it will has not enough money. Choice is too simple and obvious.

>tfw you will never come home to your beautiful fox wife
>she will never greet you at the front door with a daughter in both arms and one craddled in each of her nine big, fluffy tails and two more on the way
>she will never tell you how happy she is being surrounded by so many of you precious daughters and how she hopes you'll have many more together
It hurts.

>>35961434
What can one expect from mad deer?

>>35961445
apply dick vigorously until subject loses consciousness then cuddle the subject as she sleeps whispering, "your are the only kiki for me" over and over until the next morning

>>35961434
If there's one girl that's still good batshit yandere, it's White Horn.
>>35961445
Repeatedly impregnate.

>>35960913
What about groundskeepers? Who do we belong to?

>>35961498
Alraune and dryads

>>35961434
>>35961496
>have batshit yandere White Horn neighbor
>but it’s okay because she’s totally your type and you think she’s so cute even when she’s about to murder someone
>have to calm her down a lot in the first couple of years of your relationship
>your crazy White Horn is forever banned from any post office since the incident with the mail Harpy
>but she eventually settles down and becomes the perfect amount of crazy
>baby crazy

Why do monsters insist on wearing such silly hats?

>>35961434
Those are the best ones.

>>35961410
Couldn't they get spirit energy through other means if that was all they wanted?

Should I go for tanukis part of the mofucuza or office lady tanukis?

>>35961445
Explain to her that you're not interested in fake maids.

>>35961551
This nuki looks like she's long overdue for some daughters.

>>35961551
holy god where do I find nukis like this one?

>>35961579
Ma'am your tongue appears to be melting.

>>35961445
For the last time; I’m not firing you, I just think you need some help when you’re eight month’s pregnant and the Shoggoth a couple of houses down volunteered to help for free.

>>35961592
That's saliva.

>>35961551
Goddamn look at the size of those meatbuns!

>>35961551
What’s to say they aren’t one in the same?
>demure OL Tanuki boss
>run into her on the weekend in some shady bar making back alley deals for her family business

>>35961648
I'd make a deal in her back alley, if you know what I mean.

>>35961581
Feed them and keep checking your cans.

>>35961538
Some monsters use their big, eye-catching hats to attract a mate.

>>35961711
all they make me want to do is steal them and wear them on my head

>>35961061
Thanks, you too! Summer is really great for those lovely beach days, or the fun warm summer nights.

what monsters do you think would be suspicious of modern medicine and would do old remedies that were taught to them by their mothers

>>35961725
Watch yourself, if you're within hat-swiping distance you are also within hugging and cuddling distance.

>>35961725
Do you happen to work with a ragtag mercenary team?

why do monkes make me go bananas?

>>35961812
you a monke as well

>>35961551
Gonna breed that nuki till her boss thinks she's suddenly pregnant from the seed.

>>35961551
You said the same time twice

>>35961636
You really want them in your mouth, don't you?

>>35961551
yes and with haste for time grows short

>>35961551
Big Nuki at work again to brainwash our youth.

>>35961812
The world may never know.

>>35961918
for what goal?

>>35961678
would a tanuki grab a random cent from the streets even if it definitely inst worth her time?

>>35961961
does the sun still shine bright?

>>35961961
Yes, if you roll a nickel down the street in Tanuki town they will scramble after it.

Lamia are a taur type monster i think, hope we get more.

>>35960204
Well i dont agree with ugly, but most monster girl art they just look pretty basic and boring despite being “monsters”.

>>35961984
>be me, man with too much time on my hand
>I strap myelf with a dozen gold bricks
>walk into Tanuki town
>All Tanukis in the area stop what they are doing, sniffing the air, as if looking for something
>they all look at me as if they were looking at a juicy steak and haven't eaten in weeks
>Their mouths were drooling and they slowly surrodned me
>I tried to run but they quickly caught me
>As they ripped my clothes off, they quickly became aroused and starting doing so themselves
>the last thing I can remember before it all went dark was a massive tanuki ass coming down on my face
>I woke up hours later naked and smelling like Tanuki

>>35962080
>I strap myelf with a dozen gold bricks
This sounds like it would be a great way to get yourself carried off by a dragon

>>35962132
would dragons view wearing excess amounts of jewelry as slutty or provocative?

>>35960164
How did she get that swimsuit on?

is it raccoon time?

>>35960164

>>35962338
is that why my trashcans are trashed?

Left or right

>>35962434
los dos

>>35962434
left if she was blue or purple

I make moonshine out of pig feed , does that make me a hero?

>>35962434
neither are close to flat enough

>>35962480
a pair of foxes for your consideration
https://www.pixiv.net/en/artworks/91722322

Which monsters will make you think your putting up a good fight while only using 10% of their real power?

>>35962480
hey, what are some good cutting boards?

>>35960286
Why is Yacky a gote

>>35960164
>still has a camel toe
Now I'm confused. Is the vag in the front or the back where it would normally be on a horse/deer? Yes, I am retarded.

>>35960204
Only ones that are visually unappealing to me are bogeys.

>>35962640
yes

>>35962570
lilims

>>35962640
Both.

if baphomets and Satyros are gote girls, then does that mean of you spook them, some will fall stiff and be paralyzed from fright?

>>35962132
I was gonna say it sounds more like a good way to get anchored to the floor, helpless.
Whether it's a nuki or dragon that has their way with him next is up for discussion, but he's not going anywhere.
Your standard gold bar weighs 400 troy ounces, so a dozen of them is strapping over 300 lbs of weight to yourself.

>>35961039
It's important to not let your wife overheat.

Or overeat.

>>35962694
At least with monsters it all goes to the right places.
Also it occurs to me that the term "overheat" could refer to a very different condition when discussing beastgirls.

>>35962722
how do you cause an overheat event where all beastgirls experience it, asking for a friend of course.

>>35962675
This just makes me want a white horn wife more.

>>35962511
perfection
>>35962581
some of my favorites in no particular order:
baphomet, dormouse, cheshire kittens, wendigo, queen slime, humpty egg, in theory any other slime or monster with shape shifting abilities

Congratulations! You have won the involunatary yandere Mamono gf lottery, along side many other people in your area! The details on the monster who will never let you leave her side can be seen in the link below, along side other important information.

https://monstergirlencyclopedia.fandom.com/wiki/Special:RandomInCategory/Mamono

>>35962675
>>35962759
TWO VEGANAS

>>35962784
Why can't it be a deredere gf for once

Why is it always a mean spirited psychopath

>>35962784
>valkiyre
god can't save me now

>>35962784
I didn't sign up for any lottery...

>>35962784
>Yandere pharaoh
Eh?

>>35962836
That's the best part about it!
>>35962784
>Ushi-oni
Oh no

>>35962784
>shoggoth
isn't that default shog tho?

>>35962853
OH YEAH

>>35962865
nah she's full dere, just look ate that cute face

>>35962784
>Wonderworm
I'll just spend my days wrapped up in snugbug and getting high.

>>35962784
>ant arachne
wow, she will be verrrry needy

>>35962784
>dragon zombie
Burn the letter, leave immediately, steal someone's ID and get deported whilst pretending to be a foreigner.
Moi sprache Anglais jya nai.

>>35962784
>automata
I am going to die

>>35962784
>Will-o-the-wisp
Oshit she has a knif-

>>35960164

>>35962784
>genie
how will this work?

the haughtiest of maids

>>35962738
1. Obtain a shitload of moth powder. Will probably be easier through a Sabbath branch, your local alchemist probably doesn't have enough stock.
2. Get a witch's broom or other mode of aerial transportation.
3. You'll need to do this on a full moon, this is important.
4. Disperse the moth powder over the target area.
5. Profit. If you cut corners and elected to hitch a ride on a flight-capable MG for part 2, expect to get caught up in the action.

>>35962784
>Kesaran Pasaran
Oh shit I’m gonna be so fucking high.

>>35962927
>babe... what were we going to do today?
>uhhhhhh... oh, I was gonna rape you
>oh, dope
>kesaran lazily slides up and down on Anon's dick while he eats a bag of chips

>>35962916
any monster is maid better by being a maid. prove me wrong

>>35962784
>trumpart
I'll never be allowed to leave the card realm

>>35962954
Some monsters make questionable maids

>>35962784
>type index
god help me, I am gonna die, i need help

>>35962873
*Ushi busts through a wall and manhandles anon*

>>35962954
Maid monsters made better by being taken out of the maid outfit.

>>35962971
all of them?

>>35962916
Disgusting I say

>>35962965
nonsense

>>35962904
>anon sticks a handwritten seal on a jiangshi
>she's about to tell him they don't work the way he tinks they do until she reads it
>"Get pregnant. Have my baby. Lots of daughters. Breed. Mate. Love. Broodmother."
>...she decides to play along for now

>>35962916
>wah ha ha!
>disgusting human, here is your beverage you filthy mortal. I hope you drink it too fast and-
>can I talk to your manager
>no, please!
>I'm one demerit away from getting fired!
>I'll comp the drink, just don't tell my boss!

>>35962974
especially if you make them do maid work in their new outfit

>>35962990
yup, I am absolutely fucked and gonna get squeezed dry

>>35962974
>Maid monsters made better by being taken out of the maid outfit.
And being put to work in lingerie only, the less fabric the better.

>>35962974
Non-maid shog is ideal. I like shogs but I don't like the master-servant relationship.

>>35963038
Also acceptable.

>>35962954
>spikes all your food

>>35962974
>>35963028
But she needs to wear enough to conceal her weaponry!

>>35962916
>dhampir dons maid outfit to challenge this fiend in the maidly arts
yes. also a pretty efficient way to get your future kids to do chores.

>>35962784
>Cheshire
FUCK!

>>35962205
>Always told not to wear more than one magical necklace and two enchanted rings
>Ask why but they just say not to
>Ask wizard if the magic could become too powerful to me
>No, just don't do it
>Say fuck it and wear 10 rings and 5 lbs of magical necklaces
>Gonna go pk and fuck some nerds up
>Dragon lands in front of me
>Calls me a total slut
>Ask her what she means
>Only men from dragonia wear that much jewelry when looking for a sugar dragon
>Luckily she's looking for a boya to add to her hoard
>Spend rest of my days forced to breed cc dragon

>>35960236
Yes but times x10 and they can actually back that up

>>35962954
>golly miss hatter this tea sure is absolutely divine, what did you put in it?

>>35963080
Shoulda played Octopode.

>>35963066
that's a spankin

>>35963080
>be me
>hear this tale of this lucky bastard, hatch a plan
>commission a full suit of plate gilded with gold and adorned with the prettiest stones and the largest diamonds I can find
>get a sword and shield just as magnificent
>get a preist to make them all holy objects
>shine them to the point that the sun literally makes me glow with a holy light
>go to Dragonia wearing the full suit and sit in the square while looking like to draw something

>>35962784
>Holstaurus
Time to get high!

>>35963212
You're about to get a lot of attention from someone in particular...

>>35960164

>>35963234
The woman dragon association drinking party is one of the most intriguing aspects of dragonia

>>35963297
I'm gonna poke her tattoo

>>35963310
It sounds fun to enter and talk with them

>>35962784
>Kraken
She’s gonna get real tired really quick of me doing my worst Rastafarian accent and singing “Under the Sea” really loudly.

Do spiders deter or attract insect girls?

>>35961472
Thank you Russia man

>>35962784
>nightgaunt
damn

>>35962784
>Ochimusha
Huh

>>35963372
Good lord, look at the size of that abdomen!

>>35962784
>Bubble Slime
She’s gonna come up through my toilet, isn’t she.

>>35963372
BEEG BUTT

>>35962784
>Pharaoh
It may seem like a terrible thing to have a yandere Mamono that you can't disobey at first glance, but I welcome it wholeheartedly.

>>35960164

>>35962784
Yes
YyyeeEESSS
YYYYYEEEEESSSS
COME TO PAPAAAAAAA

>>35963077
>Talking to friend
>horrible sound of reality tearing apart
>Hey, weren't you just talking to someone just now? Weird, musta been my imagination

>>35963531
>monsters keep swiping your popsicles, bananas and hot dogs and make you watch them eat it in an exaggerated fashion
well dang

>>35962784
>Werebat
Welp sleep is over rated.

>>35963548
damn succs keep stealing my potassium

I wanna go to an mg gym and workout with the old hags trying to lose weight

>>35963593
i want to go to a hag gym and make her workout worthless by impregnating her

>>35962848
>>35963484
You're not leaving the palace. Like at all.

>>35963638
if only there were a boisterous but secretly insecure large purple snake with beautiful black sclera to sneak into the palace and save me from this tyranny

I want a dire wendi

>>35962675
the having 2 vaginas thing is so fucking weird.

>>35962669
non hero anon does the sneaky attack attempts to suplex the lilim, but they too weak so it just looks like a surprise hug.

>>35963652
But you are perfectly safe and loved with the Pharaoh. Why would you want to be rescued?

>>35963675
yeah. and if they have 2 complete sets of reproductive organs can you get them double pregnant?

How do I raise my daughteru to be a hero when mom tries to raise her to be a villain

>>35963728
run away with daughter to distant lands and teach her about the plight of the common man.

>>35962784
>cupid
how the fuck would that even work?
at least it wasn't a cuck horse.

>>35963728
>daughter doesn't want to be a hero or a villain
>she just wants to be an accountant
I think that'd be a decent enough compromise.

>>35963743
angels tend to be a little unhinged

>>35962784
>Minotaur
oh fuck

>>35962784
>dark mage
I am trapped in her home and any time I tried escaping, I am caught and put in her clothes until I fall asleep or am spanked

>>35963741
I dont know quite how, but i feel like that is a very bad idea anon.

>>35962434
Yes

>They revere monsters known as "tezcatlipoca" as gods, and maintain a state of unabating arousal by offering prayers and receiving blessings, thereby continuously increasing their own brutality
So these are the ojous of the jungle?

>>35963728
Just be a kind father to the daughter. No matter how much of a fuckup lord the mother can be, the daughter will latch on your side

>>35963794
honestly suprised there isnt a monstergirl dedicated to the whole 'stuck in her clothes' kink. It's very specific, sure, but its also a suprisingly common kink. You could argue that mindflayers are this but its got the bonus/negative of pussysquidification

>>35963860
I want to fluff her so bad, look how soft she is

>>35962784
>Yandere unmarried Papillon
Dear lord, Thicc MILF Yandere.

>>35963860
Worship Jaguar.

Good night Anons, take care and don't burn down the thread.

Instead.
Smol, brown, werecats

>>35964010
smol enough?

>>35964027
Adorable pocket cat

>>35963945
give xipe totec

An idea hit me like meteorite
a town filled with living dolls that pretend that they are normal human girls

>>35962784
>Cait Sith
I'm torn between not being a furry and actually being happy I'm going to end up in Cat Kingdom. I guess you have to take the curses with the blessings.

>>35964089
Did you get hit by a meteorite as well?

>>35964134
Just be happy someone actually loves you romantically.

>>35964089
>>35964138
>I like the occult and the supernatural and I heard that something was going on in an abandoned town
>There were reports of people moving but there was no one who lived there for over 500 years
>The building n the towns still stood after all that time
>There was also cases of kids wandering in and disappearing without a trace
>People who quickly looked said that there were a bunch of dolls laying around and that when they were looking that they moved their position closer to them
>Most people then ran as far away that abandoned town as possible
>I decided to investigate because it sounded interesting
part 1

>>35964089
>town set up in the middle of nowhere
>entirely women
>worst gut feeling you've ever had in your life
>the way their eyes all snap to you when you pass, only to stare at you until you're around a corner
>the way their movement is too stiff
>the way their joints don't seem to bend far enough, or they bend in ways they shouldn't
>swear you saw one girl turn her head 180 degrees
>pass a restaurant where everyone is eating in synch
>they all stop and look at you through the window as you pass
>hurry into an alley way to catch your breath and forestall a panic attack
>there's a woman at the end of the alley who hasn't noticed you yet
>watch as she undoes the buttons on her shirt
>opens a hatch in her stomach
>scrapes a wad of chewed food into an already existing pile
>her head jerks up and slowly looks at you
>you turn to run
>dozens of other women are all staring silently at you, blocking the entrance to the alley way
They try so very hard to be human, Anon. And humans LOVE some good company.

>>35962349
Best darkstalker

>>35964089
ever heard of the island of dolls?
it'd be real neato with a dash of mamano mana

>>35964270
Please no... I can't resist monsters with a cocoa content of more than 70%...

>>35962784
>Creeping Coin
Honestly a pretty good yandere, surprised I never considered that combo before

>>35964323
it's good for you

>>35964353
NOOOO! ANYTHING BUT THE COOKIES AND CREAM MONSTERS!

>>35964199
>I donned my gear for exploration
>It consisted of demon realm silver pistol for self defense with at least enough ammo to take down two dozen hellhounds, A helmet with night vision, a demon realm silver knife, clothes that made blending into surroundings easy, and a bible to read
>As I approached the town's gate, It mysteriously opened on its own as if someone opened, but as I looked around there was no one there, except a doll near the gate
>She was quite big at least being 8ft tall and having a very curvy body
>She was slumped over by the towns wall, sitting
I ventured past the town's entrance and saw the town's square which was littered with dolls as well
>As I got closer, I began to grow drowsier, the closer I got to the center.
>I couldn't reach anywhere else when I felt myself fall asleep
>Before I truly fell aslepp, I felt myself to be picked up by someone
part 2

>>35964346

>>35962784
>Ushi-Oni
HELP

>>35963868
The Fable games but it's with monster girls.

i like wights

>>35964430
Time to make your area the #1 spot to get Ushi milk from.

>>35964548
Oh yeah? Prove it.

For me, it’s aphrodisiac saliva.
Specially when the girl is on top of (You) and your heart is beating super fast and she either kisses you or sticks out her tongue and lets her drool fall on your mouth and from here on you can’t control your dick anymore from entering her.

>>35962784
>Species index

OH FUCK HELP THERE IS NO WAY THIS WILL END WELL!

I think they will have to deploy the military to even try to keep the peace.

>>35962784
>family index
This is gonna get real messy, real quick.
Lets hope that I am not tied up

I'd gladly sell my soul to a lilim.

>>35962784
>>35964612
Gave it a re-roll for a real result

>Yeti
I am actually just fine with this. A life of endless cuddles. I'll need to move to the arctic to keep from overheating.

>>35962784
ARE FOR REAL FUCK THIS SHIT

>>35960246
I wish me and my wife are involved in those pictures...

>>35964750
lucky roller

>>35964750
That isn't very considerate of you

>>35964750
Give it a bit, you'll get a big tiddy butterfly gf soon enough

>>35962784
>arachne
nothings changed

>>35964768
if you already had one you just get another

>>35960291
I don't want a hellhound, a fox, or a creepy pervert wurm that laughs like Butthead to get a hold of my personal information!

>>35964763
Wait what
>reads more of the page
Actually i take that back.
>>35964762
I take that back

>>35960913
Farmers are not property of monsters

>>35964784
You should, given that they're a yandere now they'll probably not stop fucking you until they paplion'd

Ahem
Mommycore

>>35961955
For the new world order.

>>35964811
i agree

>>35964811
https://pastebin.com/sHuKEcwK
You’re welcome.

>>35964759
I wish I had a wife

>>35962784
>Dank Valkyrie
Looks like it's uh-oh hour for Anon, today.

>>35962784
>Bunyip
I can live with this.

>>35963223
I wish my dong was as big as that bong. I could finally be big enough to satisfy a centaur in her horse pussy.

>>35962784
Werewolf...I need to prepare my dick.

>>35962784
>lich
I'm not locked in here with you! YOU'RE LOCKED IN HERE WITH ME!

>>35964323

>>35964844
This is one of the worst things I’ve ever read. And I love manticores.

>>35964897
Anon, no! Not the cacao kitties...

>>35964980
you will be smothered in the choco titties and you'll love it

>>35964897
Would she get mad if I called her tits “milk duds”?

>>35964999
The Trips have spoken! The time of chocolate titties are upon us!

Choose your ryu flavor: original and strawberry

>>35965096
>choose
>and
But there's no choice you're throwing both at me!

>>35965096
Nah.

>>35962826
Wrong, god did save you
>>35962784
> Girtablilu
Well it looks like me knowing she’s by my side is optional

>>35963753
I bet the Tanukis are behind this

>>35965198
There you go again anon, blaming the tanukies for every little thing.
For your anti-tanuki beliefs, you have been assigned 30 days of community service at the local zipangu embassy, Miss Himari will oversee your work.

>>35965096
What about Blue Raspberry?

>>35965096
If the yellow one is strawberry, does that mean the original is watermelon?

>>35965237

>>35965254
She’s perfect.

I need a maid. What are the advantages/disadvantages of shogs and kikis?

>Nevermind how I got up here, help me down already!

>>35965310
>Kiki
pros: everything
cons: nothing
>shog
pros: nothing
cons: everything

>>35965312
Mmmm... Maus.

>>35965310
Each is best for a different type of person.
>Kikis help you become the best you can be
>Shogs are for if you don't really care about that and just want to be doted on

>>35965383
And on that note, while "opposites" bigamy is usually funtimes in MGE, Kiki & Shog is the one pair where I can't see any outcome that doesn't leave one of them upset.
Either the Kiki is eternally frustrated with a lazybones who could scarcely call himself "master," or the Shog is continually upset that master won't just take it easy.

>>35965310
Seriously, who still hires shogs or kikis? Everybody knows Vamp meidos are best meidos

>>35965486
The things they do to get invited in...

>>35965486
no, its crabeido is best meido

How racist are monstergirls?

>tfw city slicker anon decides to go on vacation in the jungle

You're about to get paizuri'd buddy
God be with you

>>35965686
Mega-oppai-loli is disproportionate garbage.

Guys what do I say, she's so cute omg

>>35965854
Ask her what her favorite Werner Herzog film is

How should I wake up a lava golem?

>>35965904
pretty sure you get their majordomo to do it

>>35965854
>"I think all dragons are scum."
It's a quirky reference within dragon culture, don't worry. She'll love you.

>>35965854
mere female lizard

>>35963695
she doesn't let me play my favourite card games, saying that they're too inferior to her favourite card games.

>>35965543
Heavily so. They are a Japanese mans fantasy afterall.

>>35965930
>TOO SOON, YOU HAVE AWAKEN ME TOO SOON EXECUTUS, WHAT IS THE MEANING OF THIS INTRUSION?
>This mortal boy, my lady. He invaded Your sanctum and seeks to steal Your kiss.
>Kyaaaaa! FOOL, YOU ALLOWED ANON TO RUN RAMPART THROUGH MY OWN HOUSE AND NOW YOU LEAD HIM TO MY VERY BEDROOM? YOU HAVE FAILED ME BAKA, GET OUT AND LEAVE US ALONE!

>>35965971
Bold of you to assume the snake won't be jast as, if not more adamant about her card game being superior to yours.
It's one of the few things those two can actually agree on, considering how often they settle disputes by wagering them on the match.

Always make sure the holy water you have to defend yourself is genuine. Always get it from an official source and never buy it second-hand

>>35966025
oh bother

>>35962784
>Basilisk
Fits

>>35965854
Tell her how much you appreciate her big wings and horns

>>35965965
Unless you can back them up those words are gonna get you made into a mere human

What’s an embarrassing sound dragons make so I can tease them for it?

>>35966166
AchWHOOOSH (sneezing fire)

Lay with foxes
Breed with them
Let them into your life
Enter courtship with them
Engage with and marry them

>>35966203
Not something I'd want to tease a dragon about.

>>35966209
I'm trying.

Reminder that a dragon's weakness is her soft belly

>>35966234
Like this except with a dragon?

>>35966249
Yes but with more blushing

>>35965904
Pizza Golem

>>35966234
Please do not tarnish the reputation of noble beasts like dragons with lies,

Is there a surplus of female population due to monsters?

>>35966209
Not with characters with extremely generic Pixar Blizzard Tencent faces. They look unappealing.

>>35966335
Is this better

>>35966348
By a country mile. It looks soulful now.

>>35966328
There are more men than human women, but human women and monsters combined outnumber men. I don't have the exact figures.

Are the monster girls personalities set in stone? What if a kiki was raised by amazons? What if a hell hound was raised in an area with lots of faries?

>>35966364
I think men should be outnumbered by monsters. The world would be extremely peaceful and utopian if they were in charge of the world.

Your loyal loving succ wife has just baked you a tray of hot cookies and she didn't even ask for sex in return

>>35966385
For the most part. There's individual variance of course but certain traits are simply intrinsic to a species.

Like how there's no such thing as a flat cow. Even the Sabbaths attempt to loli them just results in creating shortstacked cows.

>>35966411
Of course? If she wants sex all she has to do is ask. Little things like that are just her way of showing that she loves all of me, not just my penis.

>>35966411
She may have not asked for it, but I'm gonna give her tail a blowjob for her good work

>>35966424
Lewd, imagine being sprayed by her lewd juices from her tail...

I think the true villains are those that lock up ancient evils with no plan to ever let them out

>>35966636
The true hero volunteers to be locked up together with the ancient evil to let her out faster by redeeming her.

>>35966385
There are canon Dark Warrior Kikis so yeah, the personalities can vary a lot

>>35966411
Well she’s getting sex anyway.
Hell, she’s get all the sex she could ever want as long as she tells me she loves me.

>>35966385
Remember that this picture is canon.

>>35960164

>>35966385
Supposedly Kenkou is making some kind of Werewolf or Hellhound Nun for his game MGE RPGM. I don't know if this is rumor or what but that type of personality is the opposite of what one would expect of a werewolf or hellhound.

I want to confess about all my sinful fetishes to a dark priestess.

>>35967500
In a confessional tha happens to have a hole in the middle?

>>35967500
>one day at church the priest who usually does the confession booth is sick
>so sister Mary helps in his stead
>all she’s ever heard was boys and men coming in and confessing how much they lust after Sister Mary and her huge bazonga honkas
>even that timid boy Anon that hangs out at the church everyday goes into every detail of his sexy dreams with Sister Mary

>>35967431
>Hellhound Nun
This is relevant to my interests.

>>35967557
I could be wrong about the species, it could be a werewolf nun, personally i'll be happy with either as it tickles my fancy.

>>35967431
I don't know where you read that. If that was something official that KC mentioned, it would have been brought up earlier with some more details, but damn if a Hellhound nun doesn't sound amazing.
>>35967540
That's normal, right?

>>35967595
>That's normal, right?
Yes, and if she tells you to put any part of your body through the hole you must do it. It's part of the purification process.

>>35967624
Not if she tells you to put your hand through

>>35967635
Yes it is. And if suddenly you feel someone fleshy and wet surrounding your hand, you should definitely move it and start exploring what could it be.

>>35967500
https://nhentai.net/g/368168/

Was there anymore to that Siberian Jinko story last thread?

>tfw ywn be the test subject of a group of mad monster scientists

>>35964027
imagine

>>35967573
Didn’t he already draw a (normal) werewolf for the game?
If there is a nun, I don’t think it’s them.

>>35967635
>put your hand through the confessional hole
>when you pull it back out you have a ring on your finger and the Mother Superior keeps calling you ‘dear’ and ‘honey’

>>35966385
Monsters are women with personalities, backstories and interests. They have as many diffrent personalities as humans do. It's just that some species are more aligned to have certain traits, but a subby hellhound is possible, albeit rare.
Also remember:
>encyclopedia profiles are exaggerated reports of self reports of married monster girls
>every monster will happily indulge in whatever type of sexual dynamic You want, that is not harmful, since physical love with their husbands is so important to them, even if it's not their preference.

>>35960164

>>35960995
who is she?

>>35968202
why is auntie doing this?

>>35965227
Miss Himari deserves to carry twins