/jp/ - Otaku Culture

Monster Girl for each of the 7 deadly sins, what are they?

>>36376193
Dragons win again!

>>36375948
>buy a high-grade orc repellent
>it's actually made from a mixture of multiple h'orc musks
>it does deter p'orcs
>however it does the exact opposite to h'orcs
>end up gangbanged by a bunch of h'orcs

>>36376207
Of course!

>>36376102
a perfect offense to being called a child

>>36376233
>>36376207
They only win if I can milk them

>>36376205
The lolis are both envy and wrath.

literally nobody's waifu

>>36376205
Wrath - Atlach-Nacha
Sloth - Dormouse
Envy - Doppel
Greed - Dragon
Gluttony - Slime
Pride - Elves/Vampires
Lust - Kitsune-bi

Posted this in the last thread but there was a shit storm around that time that buried it so I want to repost one more time for anyone who might've missed it. Forgive me for shilling a bit.

Monster Girls: Track & Field [1/2]

>>36376349

Monster Girls: Track & Field [2/2]

>>36376349
>>36376369

First "Indecent Occupations of Monster Girls" CGs, this one is titled "Milkmaid"

"Milkmaid" [1/2]

Sacrificing a virgin is a good way of protecting yourself from a dragon.

>>36376393
so yourself?

>>36376193
Listen to me young lady, stop coming to my class everyday and disrupting it because you’re too tsundere to actually tell me how you feel. I have a history class to teach and you need to be in Ms. Chupa’s Spanish class right now. So please awkwardly hit on me during lunch or sometime when it’s not distracting the other students.

>>36376389

"Milkmaid" [2/2]

Very NSFW, so a Catbox link:

https://files.catbox.moe/50t80p.png

That's all for me, for now. Updates on Bern's Breed Sim next month and hopefully more CGs/T&F comics. Deeply grateful to those who've subscribed.

>>36376422
Sorry, *breeding sim.

I would spend hours just sniffing tanuki breath while cuddling

>>36376503
would drinking tanuki milk make me better at math?

>>36376349
>>36376369
>>36376389
>>36376422
Surprisingly based.

the cunncil has spoken

>>36376389
Ma'am your breasts look heavy, let me hold them for you.

>>36376503
I want to lick the sweat off her juicy thighs.

>>36376580
and I have elected to not give a fuck

>>36376522
Probably not.

>>36376591
I wanna lick the sweat off her juicy pussy

If mana is stored in the breasts why do warrior monsters always have such big boobs

>>36376389
Good to see this finished. Looking forward to more.

>>36376193
I love tsundere.

>>36376621
HP is also stored in the breasts.

>>36376645
no wonder lolis are always witches and shit

>>36376580
You may take my body. But you'll never break my spirit. Do your worst. I dare you! I double dare you! I triple dog dare you!

>>36376644
WAGGY NOOOOOO

>>36376273
>Blockbuster
Damn, she is old.

>>36376580
can I get a lawyer?

>>36376693
The hounds Emily the hounds

>>36376707
Single Wurm Lawyer is on the case. She will plead not guilty by reason of inanity.

>>36376723
She got me off on a not guilty plea by reason of impotency. The court took pity on me and issued me a bicorn and accompanying harem to fix the problem.

>>36376777
holy fuck, I got off from being turned into a some vampires husband due to the fact I was too young

W-what should i do!?

>>36376807
Hold still. A cold fish is just what the hot fish needs.

>>36376807
switch places

Gonna call Jabberwock fat!
Gonna call Gazer flat!

>face of a chesh who just got dared sit on the last available subway seat before the pregnant dragon can get to it

>>36376978
>chesh alone at night reflecting on all the pain and misery she has inflicted on innocent people

>>36377070
>Cheshire realizing her aggressive seductive tactics like pulling down the swimsuit trunks of a boy in mermaid waters, screaming “SUGMA TITS” when baiting him to ask what sugma means, and being super smug when she saw his dick were taken as literal bullying and she may have accidentally made him hook up with motherly momsters for that.

>>36377113
sounds like she is doing gods work, keeping lolis single

>>36365812

>>36377153
Rent free

>>36377236
more lolis that are single, the more I can get

>>36377236
Little girls need to grow up before finding a husband.

>tfw ywn be a ghost fucker and keep them from hurting people

>>36377236
I'll let lolis live with me rent free, sure!

>>36377282
>human boy with only two digits of age thinks he can all any monster a ''little girl''

>>36377552
at least I'm young

>>36376807
Return the slab of course.

>blah blah you are a minor so you should fuck your elders
Do hags really?

>>36377591
yes but that also means you can drink their milk if you ask at anytime

>>36377591
give sauce

>>36377552
Monsters should stop fantasizing about little boys, it's dangerous and unhealthy.

>>36377282
What for, the size and age are already right.

>>36377671
Non-monster girl though
https://exhentai.org/g/945550/01591f628a/
Specifically the maid's after, this page:
https://exhentai.org/s/5b7920570c/945550-218

>>36377686
remember anons, if a monster touches you weird, report her to the cops

>crossdressing to pass through a succubus city
brilliant

>>36377686
All men are boys to them

>>36377767
well they are pedos then

>get home
>see this
what do?

>>36377853
get one of them to strap a rocket to the chair and let me sit on it

>>36377853
Shcore shome fucking goalsh!

>>36377584
But i don't have it.

>>36376807
pray to poseidon that she is extra fertile because none of her eggs are gonna be spared

>>36371445

Can someone make a succubus mgs height rank?

>>36377869
Cmon girlsh its camming home

>>36377785
If you are 18+ then its legal by your standards
But since you are still a minor by their standards you will always have to be accompanied by a monster girl to do anything and masturbate. For your protection.

I'm writing something that's going to have a lot of pregnant mongirls and thus pregnancy sex in my story, but when I think about it my knowledge of both are pretty small. I know it's thought to make women hornier and have weird food cravings, but beyond that I don't know.

Is there anything I should keep in mind when writing this stuff?

>>36378298
I dunno, joint laxity?

>>36378298
Most pregnant scenes i've read usually have them talk about postions that dont harm the baby, and having sex in the time past the due date in order to encourage birth

>>36378298
Dont get fucking weird with lines like covering the baby in sperm
or do the cliche of drinking the girls tits with the girl saying they're wont be any left for the baby

>>36378256
Traditional desert realm clothes

>>36378284
is that law?

>>36378298
Generally speaking I found that focusing on the pregnancy itself is fine and can be sexy, but as soon as you start to involve that actual baby inside of her it tends to get really weird. Like >>36378339 said

>>36378339
>not cuming on your daughteru before she even born
Alp detected

>>36378376
Not only do I not want what you are selling, I want you to leave the marketplace

Anyone has the poll and map made in these threads to see from where was each anon?

Cumslimes must have it rough.

>>36378419
https://www.google.com/maps/d/viewer?mid=1-lZ4tE6Gf-xPSRokWWInwxhbi4qUijQF&usp=sharing
Ratafag isn't updating it anymore, but here are the two other links since you asked for them too.
https://forms.gle/mfpBzErVhUZqiLiS6
https://docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/1tB3D09Sx5gsmlQ1j74Iz5vX6Zt4vdrv4vaVHBUu4lS4/edit?usp=sharing

>>36378453
Thanks

>>36378419
Why do you need it?

>>36378339
>or do the cliche of drinking the girls tits with the girl saying they're wont be any left for the baby
but that's my favorite cliche

>>36378470
For school

>>36378470
Out of curiosity

i like how monsters can directly convey their feelings using special moves with weapons.
it's got a lot more style than a poem or a letter

>>36378376
Alps want to get heavily pregnant and don't mind this shit.

>>36378298
Read up on pregnancy and impregnation. Some people have such a poor grasp on biology it's insane, like they weren't taught anything in school. And don't give me any BS like 'lol it's magic so nothing matters'.

>>36378298
>pregnancy

>>36378540
Tiger babies.

>>36378543
I must make many.

Imagine having a bald spot that can trigger werewolves

>>36378543
>>36378540
the artist commentary for that picture is kind of dark

>>36378613
he often draws not nice things so that makes sense.

>>36378613
How so?

>>36378613
I pretend it's not there.

>>36378622
My name is Toramaru Shou. I live at a temple called Myourenji. There are always a lot of monks living here. But because I am not very smart, I've lost something very important. When I can't find it, even with the help of the monks, I get upset. When this happens, Nue-chan always says, "If only Nazu were here."
A long, long, looong time ago I was a smart person, she says. She says when I lost some very important people, I was so sad I turned into a child. I saw a picture of those important people. They were a kind-looking man and a woman with mouse ears. But my head starts to hurt when I look at that picture. Hijiri hid the picture from me.
Sometimes the monks have meetings about me. They say I have a baby inside me. I am very happy but no one else looks happy. Why? I asked Murasa and Ichirin why they weren't happy and they smile and laugh and say they are happy but their eyes are very sad. I don't know why everyone looks at me with sad eyes. But I think, maybe they are sad because of me. I don't know why I would make them sad.
Lately I've been feeling a poking somewhere inside of me. Hijiri says it's a sign the baby wants to come outside. I told her it makes me happy and I want to meet the baby soon, and she smiles and laughs. She says I have to do my best because I'm going to be a mommy, and then she pats my head. It makes me happy when she pats my head. But something feels wrong. I remember when it wasn't Hijiri's slender, gentle hands that would pat my head, but someone whose hands were rough and warm. When I try to remember that person, my head hurts and I feel very sad, and when I look at Hijiri she has a sad face, too

>>36378577
kek

>>36378298
If centaurs have two separate vaginas then logically they should have two separate wombs.

Fuck the dorks! Before they send you to the shadow realm!

>>36378654
Reimu killed her bf and that rat?

>>36378613
That picture was posted when half the posters here balls hadn't dropped

>>36378453
The california alp and elementary school baphomet will never not be funny

Big meaty paws on my face

>>36378577
Wait she got horny because of his bald spot?

MGS deserve more worthy man than me. I'm don't deserve their kindness and love. Maybe only matango and slimes can accept me, but only because they don't have enough intellegence. I will save them from sex with such a trash like me by living in Order country that is very, very and very far away from any Demon Realms or even Monster friendly countries, so they will never meet me.

>>36378803
If I remember right the artist had the rat and tiger go yandere for (you), also it had multiple endings

>>36378892
Hint is in the filename.

>>36378892
https://exhentai.org/g/1224807/be19e0fba5/

Remember, testicular cancer is no joke. It is important to detect it early, so allow any monster that asks to fondle your balls.

>>36378913
Yandere is stupid

>>36379093
it's often handled so clumsily and incorrectly.

>>36379093
Like any tool it can be misused.

>>36379089
Even she's a narwhal?

>>36378950
Sex with dragons

>>36376807
Kill Strelok

Whats the best way for a monster to introduce themselves?

I walked in on my dark elf trying to become popular.

>>36379632

>>36379632
"FINALLY! A WORTHY OPPONENT! OUR CHILDREN WILL BE LEGENDARY!"

>>36379632
amazonian mating press

>>36379632
her tit on my face

>>36379632
Getting boob-hatted by them.

>>36375934
It's been said to have a vanilla like taste, and smell, as well.

>>36376349
That poor Manticore....

>>36379937
damn, look at them hands

>>36376580
No, you can't attack 4 more arms on to me to get more headpats

>>36376580
they finally decided what they wanted eat

>>36379669
I wanna go around and push over any monster doing that pose

>>36380054
modern cow tipping

>>36379632
laying on top of me under the covers as I wake up in the morning, wearing loosely fit, thin pajamas, still asleep to give me some time to come to terms with the situation and get my mind in order before I have to talk to her

>>36379632
ass first

What should I do if I find a holy monster?

>>36375934
To me it taste like the milk left over after eating a bowl of cereal

>>36380155
you've had it before?

>>36379632
it helps if they make a big first impression

>>36378902
Same.

>>36380149
You get raped for calling an envoy of God a ''monster''

>>36380231
what else am I supposed to call a dragon angel

>>36380231
the lines have been known to blur

>>36380224
Don't forget to tell her that she should find a boyfriend her age and not waste her time on an old geezer like yourself.

>>36380246
she looks cool
can i avoid rape if i ask for her autograph?

>>36380246
she looks cute, I am going to ask her out on a date

>>36380231
she would need to catch me first

>>36380159
maybe

I'm confuesed: are Alps former gay men or trannys?

>>36380418
former gays and men who wanted to be women deep down

>>36380414
damn, I envy you

>>36380418
Both, basically. If you're trying to get piped and you're a dude you get alp'd

>>36380418
If I were a ruler of a mg realm they would all be the guys who don't eat their steaks rare

>>36380525
I eat raw meat so I; am never getting alpd

>>36380429
And there is no way back if they decide they don't like it?

>>36380542
nope, you want be a woman, you stay a woman, that's the best part about them. you can bully them and show them whats its like to be a woman

>>36380521
What if I want my wife to shove a tentacle up my ass? Alp time?

>>36380553
>nope, you want be a woman
Even If it's like not even gender dysphoria
But like the other thing where it just turns you on , but the moment you cum the appeal immediately goes away?

>>36380598
if you came up with a scenario where you're not happy, you did it wrong.

>>36380613
>>36380598
The term is autogynephilia

holy shit, is it faggot powerhour

>>36380635
obligatory

Kiss the kero
Tease the toad
Fuck the frog

>>36380739
mama el coqui

Penis goes in there.

>>36380692
I love Cheshires with glasses

>>36380795
>tfw ywn have a Cheshire milf neighbor with glasses that just loses to tease you all day

>>36380792
no, my tongue goes there
penis goes in near the other end

>>36380795
How do I get my cheshire neighbor to stop blasting that stupid cum zone song?

>>36380840
blast classical music even louder

>>36380865
If I pull on her tail will it come off?

>>36380840
Set up a bunch of those ultrasonic cat repellers.

>Be 16 years old
>Set up profile on dating app
>State that you're only looking for women aged 1,000 years or older
>Explicitly state that "kids" will be blocked
>Sit back and wait

>>36380865
PULL THAT TAIL
RIP IT OFF

>>36380926
>5 minutes later, everyone in /jp/ could hear the “AIEEEE” screams of an anon orgasm across dimensions

>>36380876
>>36380960
don't, though

This pic has too much Ara Ara energy

>>36380926
>>36380962
>be me, 16
>set up that profile on a dating website
>use a real risque shot of my body
>say looking for sugar momma that are 1000 years or older
>kids will be blocked
>get to live without working

>>36379937
Yeti-chan, you've grown!

>>36380976
Take it off, use it as a body pillow and have her feel jealous of her own tail.

>>36380999
if my kikimora milked herself into a jar instead of making me do it, I'd commit sudoku because it clearly means I failed as a master.

>>36380635
I ain't a fruit
It's just I sometimes fantasize of doing pseudo yuri play like in reviewers

>>36380792
Don't make me break you parts, Jinny.

>>36381063
But monsters only engage in yuri for the sake of monsterizing human women or getting their husband hot and bothered from watching his wives go at it.

>>36380999
damn, any monster that looks like this already has me dancing in the palm of their hands

>>36381126
Or in weird wonderland places genderbending your husband and having yuri sex with him

>>36379632
Asking how your grandmother's doing

>>36381307
Nice try ms wight but she died of natural causes

does every kiki come with a complimentary ak?

>>36381362
Some of them come with a complimentary Hind-D

If you won’t wear the new underwear your Shog maid made specially for (You), then you won’t be wearing any underwear at all!

Death

>>36381443
a little death never hurt nobody

>>36381434
feels like I'm wearing nothing at all
nothing at all
NOTHING AT ALL

>>36381434
I am fine with wearing nothing at all, the questions is... can miss shog?

How can I safely get raped?

>>36381527
hard hat, safety goggles, orange vest

>>36381527
>safely
>get raped
damn, I am amazed

>>36381434
>after a lot of arguing since she got rid of all his other underwear including the lucky boxers, (Anon) finally goes to school/uni/work wearing the new Shog-made underwear
>weirdly cool, fresh, feeling in spite of being a hot day
>talking with his female human coleague about his new maid, that she nags too much (underwear feels tight at this moment) but that she is pretty cute and loves her company (underwear feels like it’s caressing his dick)
>Anon hastily runs to the bathroom trying to contain his increasing boner as his underwear starts remolding around his dick as if giving him a handjob
>Inside the bathroom, (Anon) involuntarily lets out a moan as he unzips his pants, at his underwear now there is a yellow eye with a heart pupil staring back, as if straight into his soul
>knocking at the bathroom door and when prompted says it’s (You)r Shog maid that came here to help (Anon)
You still have the rest of the period/work hours, how do you get out of this conundrum, bros?

Little birbs

>>36381561
let her molest me as go through the day

>>36381456
>>36381465
Something something excited Shog noises, something something all according to keikaku, something:
>UOOOOOH HUMAN MASTER NOPAN EROTIC

>>36381596
I am so gonna call her a weeb

https://twitter.com/Barthurs_64
A neighbor

How do I counter the final boss making lewd gestures at me making my arousal stat shoot through the roof?

>>36381823
do lewd gestures back

>>36381564
Feed them to make them grow into big birbs.

>>36381823
Try to picture her in a chaste nuns outfit.

>>36381850
well my boner is now boosting my stats through the roof

>>36381823
just fuck her

What is on your waifus to do list?

>>36381564
smol birds are the wisest birds

>>36381823
>lewd gestures
https://youtu.be/GGG76WKLFLw

>>36382100
>"Smol birb, lend me your wisdom."

>>36382095
1.) Secure the far flung edges of the empire from outside attack
2.) Stop the run away inflation and low tax yields that has hobbled the economy
3.) Solve the succession problem

would a monster with many arms be a better molester than ones with tentacles

>>36382144
>"you should commit armed robbery"

>>36382178
why not both?

>>36382144
>Adding a bit of oil to your pasta while it's boiling can help stop it sticking to the pot, but any sauce you might add later will not stick to it either.

>>36382165
>Solve the succession problem
Just have an eternal goddess as your leader. Done.

>>36382186
jesus, I'll be molested for days

Chuuni Ice Queens

>>36382189
This is a myth, you're just wasting oil.

>>36382144
>When shopping on ebay, remember to factor shipping into the total price or you may end up paying more than you anticipated.

Confound it all those damn foxes keep wearing provocative outfits just to charm me. We aren't their toys!

>>36382306
Hahahaha how the fuck is seduction real hahaha nigga just walk away from the fox like nigga close your eyes haha.

>>36382178
i'm willing to find out

>>36382306
then charm them and make the foxes your toy

>>36382306
that's not an outfit so much as a coat of quick-set latex rubber

>>36382306
>We aren't their toys!
That's where you're wrong friend.

>>36382489
Pets aren't toys.

>>36346002

>>36382572
>Marshmallow Lilims.
Oh no.

>>36382609
The marshmallow cats were already too powerful!

I want to be killed by barrage of mofu

>>36376193
https://exhentai.org/g/1999460/2fc90b0d1f/

>>36382682
>None can identify the source of the first marshmallow cat.
>All that can be known is that a Marshmallow cat cannot be harmed but known means and that they only pass on when it is their time.
>This means many of them can live upwards of 20 years.

>>36382724

How do you like your dragons?

>Date proud, knightly monster girl.
>Could be a wyvern, a dullahan, centaur, etc.
>She is always a little haughty.
>Sees your cat.
>Always refers to him by the name sir.

>>36382861
doughy, haughty, and perverted sugar mommas

>>36382861
Pregnant

>>36382861
fat

jabberwock with a hundred mouths

Winter's coming back! Go away stupid-ass desert girls!

>>36382991
fuck winter, it sucks ass, I love summer, summer is the best

>>36382861
Far away from me.

>>36382861
loli jabberwock

>>36383003
Kuso post.

>>36382861
perverted neets

>>36383066
i love being nude in my own room and winter fucking sucks for that

>>36383003
The thing is, winter girls are great no matter what your opinion on winter is.

>>36381823
The greater the mg, the bigger her shadow. Genius and despair are always two sides of the same coin.

>>36382991
You can do a sub-breed of desert girls

>>36383087
I have no probelm with the girls, just winter itself fucking sucks

>>36383003
Well you're stupid and dumb and not invited to the Winterstown barbecue.

>>36383085
>not lying on the floor in your underwear only next to a space heater
Novice.

>>36383115
how the fuck are gonna have a barbecue if the fire is frozen?

>>36383067
How could you say something so rude about the most powerful monster race!

>>36383118
why would I want that?

>>36383130
The wendigos always find a way.

>>36383151
I have now have the image of a wendi slapping the meat to cook it

>>36382991
is glacies going to fuck texas again?

Why not lay with the good sleep sheep?
With her you'll be in a slumber so deep.

>>36383141
is it not true?

>>36383148
Like I said.
Novice.

>>36383191
fuck winter, nothing you guys say will change my mind

>>36381747
Well shit, looks like I'm blocked, and I have no idea why. I don't even post anything lol

>>36382144
Your insurance premiums will go down after you turn 25.

>>36383246
Thank you birb that makes me feel better

>>36382144
Just remember, some people have never been punched in the face before.

What are you gonna get, anon?

>>36383393
One triple mofu deluxe, animal style.

>>36383191
Nothing makes a hellhound more sad than seeing her husband in pain.

The sadness comes with a feeling of failure that she failed to protect her one and only male. Probably the only way a hellhound's smug can be destroyed until she builds her confidence back up again

>>36383393
Away from you, you smelly fox lmao. Where are the scales around here?

>>36383393
Fried mofu

>>36383393
someone to fix my basement that is slowly flooding

>>36383210
???

Hmm. I'm not sure what happened. But it's fanart if his character

>>36382893
Actually despite having 3 mouths Jabberwock is skinny and fit! She says so herself so you know it's true!

>>36383468
Maybe he telepathically figured about I masturbate to his baphomet neightbor character damn near every night, and that creeped him out

>>36383393
Skwerril mofu pls.

how would you explain mgs to your 00s self?

>>36383520
"Medusa but people won't give you weird looks for loving her"

>>36383506
I love monsters that try to fit in their old uniforms

Can it be cold yet, I hate the heat

Reminder you can tame kots.

>>36383702
Kots, domestic or wild, are for breeding.

>>36383612
Artist looks familiar but I can't read their fucking signature

>>36383772
fishine

>>36383702
I think that’s a pig

>>36383814
It's a cat-pig

Definitive ice cream tier list
Manticore venom, Blueberry, Vanilla, Strawberry>Chocolate, Cookies and cream, Mint choco chip, Banana>Taste gap>everything else

>>36384032
dark slime gelato for me

>>36384069
This is actually pretty sad considering her insecurities.

>>36384032
wurm flavor is best flavor, fite me

>>36384084
who is?

>>36384032
Shoggoth > aaah > help

>How about a kiss? Cmere kid...

This would probably be a fairly common occurrence in MGC.

how would mgs react to weightlessness if you were to take them on a space trip?

>>36384258
That depends, what monster girls are we talking about? Normal ones, species that are naturally heavy, or fatties?

zero
gravity
slimes

>>36384084
Look, Medusa is pure wife material no matter the form.

>>36384258
Wouldn't slimes form spheres in 0g?

>>36384288
They're garbage regardless of whether they're in space or not!

>>36384277
a wurm , and alp and a p'orc

>>36384315
don't talk about the perfect organism like that

>>36384340
wurm finally can fly

>>36384292
I want to kiss every single one of Gorgon's scales.

>>36384392
That's quite a bit of territory to cover on big snek.

>>36383393
Your most aged vintage mofu, ma'am.

>>36384442
we have all the time in the world

>>36383393
two large stuffed crust pizzas,
nine donuts, a small order of General Tso's, small Sweet and Sour chicken with extra sauce, a dozen pieces of crab rangoon, two giant bowls of cereal, and a few cups of Greek yogurt.

>>36384472
Anon, just because the world ended doesn't mean you can just spend all day kissing big sneks.
A medusa threesome is the best way to go.

>>36383663
How cold do you want it?

>>36383393
I want a pitcher of beer, fried jalapenos, the nachos grande, and let's start with 50 wings extra hot, and keep the ranch coming.

Good night Anons, take care and don't burn down the thread.

Instead, beware petite dragons.
They seek heat and aren't afraid to acquire it through more direct means.

>>36384527
you heretic, it's blue cheese not ranch

>>36384507
tsurara might be my favorite elemental

give me ideas

>>36384604
no

>>36384604
some sorta ashy looking hellhound grandma

>>36384604
Doormouse but a Hellhound.

>>36384604
big hellhound getting read to by anon cause she's illiterate

>>36384604
show me your smoking sexy style

>>36384186
>nipples though shirt
Oh no! One of my many weaknesses!

>>36383663
>>36384507
Cold girls are a trap. By decreasing the temperature eventually they will force you to sleep naked together with them for warmth and then will rape you night to dawn. By the time you wake up there will be an engagement ring on your finger.

>>36384604
Monster Girl doctor at MG hospital

>>36384677
This sounds pretty heartwarming actually.

>>36384445
I hope you understand how staggeringly expensive that particular choice is.
Supply is excruciatingly scarce.

>>36383393
I'll have a large deredere and two small snarks please

>>36384604
sad, crying wan being comforted and petted while she sobs grabbing anon's shirt with her shaking paws

>>36384604
POV fox sitting in (you)r lap

>>36383393
the oldest, most dangerous, the scariest, seductive old hag fox you got, I'll give my soul in turn

>>36384604
(you) sitting in the lap of an 8 ft tall monster

>>36384783
I'm willing to do anything for it, ANYTHING AT ALL

>>36384604
Curious Kobold watching small Umi Oshos playing in their toy houses.

>>36384604
dragon meeting her wurm cousins and Jabberwock aunt

>>36384604
Oni sisters gambling and rolling dice

>'Mating Press'? That's your special technique? Nyahaha! I can handle whatever you throw at me, do your worst!

>>36385002
Shoo fox poster don't you have a browser to cry over

remember, any monster that gives you trouble, just act like a prostitute and state your prices, no monster wants a male prostitute, it also helps to dress the part as well

Have you considered the humble Greenworm's ability to cast spells?

>>36385550
but the only spell she knows is summon cabbage patch

>>36385550
>>36385591
Farmer Joe: Give me one reason I shouldn't sic the hounds on you.
Witchworm: How about a magic trick? I'm going to make this carrot... disappear!

>>36385451
>Walking around at night cause late night walks are awesome
>Stop at street corner waiting for car to pass
>Tanuki rolls down window and asks me how much for a night
>Want to ward off the shekel stealer so I say 10,000 a night
>She smugly reaches into her tail and pulls out a hilariously thick wad of cash of presumably $10,000 in $20s
>Hop into her car enough just so I can count it keeping the door open so I can run when I reach the monopoly money
>But each and every bill is legit as far as I can tell
>Am I really going to whore myself out?
>Close the door and put the seatbelt on as she drives us to a love hotel
>She makes me do despicable things like brush her tail egging me on to brush harder telling as silver dollars start falling out
>Next she share a lovey dovey make out session while feeling each other up
>Finally she makes me grab her tail and fuck her from behind cumming just before me and pushing me off
>Left blueballed I ask her if she could let me finish
>She agrees to but only for 5,000
>Soon find myself cumming multiple times inside her that night and $50,000 in debt to her

>>36385591
It's honestly impressive she can make a giant cabbage field but can't even cast a simple magic missle

>>36385617
Holy shit she actually made the carrots disappear

>greenworms keep getting into the garden
>set up raccoon traps
>they get caught and can be sold at profit to maid schools
Wow that was soooooo hard

>>36386137
That's what she said
Bowchickabowow

>>36385426
would pet this cat

>>36378474
I know, I dunno what that fag's saying. It's a perfectly natural and wholesome thing for your MGwife to tease you about.

>>36379669
What the fuck is up with this pose and why is it everywhere all of the sudden?

>>36381452
That's a lot of death.

>>36386490
fotm, itll pass

>>36386506
Why does it have a name? Why is it a challenge? What obnoxious faggot astroturfed it? REEEEEEE

>>36385426
Pspspspsps

All monster girls will eventually lose to cock.
All men will eventually lose to monster pussy.
Just like the demon lord intended.

>>36386822
This noise doesn't actually do anything

>>36386490
Jack-o challenge
Jack-o has this pose as a crouching animation in the game, and people thought it was unique enough to draw other characters doing it
pic related is the OG

>>36386893
Is she pregnant?

MGE in other time periods would be really fun. Where's my wild west monster girls?

>>36386951
No, that's just a ball-and-chain attached to her leg.

>>36386969
>Everything is bigger in Monexas
>Especially the monster girls and their tits