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>> No.36612605

>>36612595
I want to kiss this toad

>> No.36612630
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36612630

>>36612595
a

>> No.36612632

>>36612605
thats a frog, not a toad, frogs like the water more than toads

>> No.36612634

>>36612585
Nah, not paradox, some other game.

>> No.36612641
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36612641

>>36612595
MonDoc

>> No.36612643

>>36612595
doesn't she know how to give the ok sign?

>> No.36612645
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36612645

>>36612595
You may not like it, but this is peak Cyclops performance.

>> No.36612648
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36612648

What's your favorite hag?

>> No.36612647

>>36612632
I don't care, I want to kiss her

>> No.36612663

the best part about shogs is that you can have a full horror scenario before all the wholesome stuff

>> No.36612666

>>36612648
Ones that aren't cosplay tier

>> No.36612669
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36612669

Orcs orcs orcs orcs

>> No.36612673
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36612673

I had ordered a jinko but they sent me a fox.

>> No.36612679

>>36612666
nice and I am making a dynamic duo of sorts

>> No.36612686

>>36612666
Hi namefag! It'd be very hard to cosplay as Yukari, given her wrinkles, and bad hip, and saggy breasts...

>> No.36612696

>>36612673
Its looks like a cow bro...

>> No.36612701
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36612701

>>36612595
Marry amphibians.
>>36612673
To be fair, this fox has a pretty good figure.

>> No.36612705
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36612705

>>36612641

>> No.36612709

>>36612663
>the fear makes it better

>> No.36612710
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36612710

Lilims are ok

>> No.36612711

>>36612673
call support and you'll get to keep both for free!

>> No.36612712
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36612712

Alright bladerunner anon, we need you to find these rogue outdated androids before they cause any more trouble

>> No.36612727

>>36612648
I love every hag, my favourite hag is/are the one(s) who loves me back!

>> No.36612753
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36612753

>>36611459
To be fair I very rarely even deign to come to these threads anymore, and it has almost nothing to do with the community here or a victimhood complex. Just kind of burned out on a lot of things and it helps to take breaks in order to revivify shit, I guess?

Anyways, enough of that droll shit. Have the most timeless Succubus to ever Succubus. Source is Love and Devil for all you folks who don't recognize it.

>> No.36612756

Spot the Kitsune disguised as a Fox.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zve_QOjMSZo

>> No.36612760
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36612760

>>36612630
>American slut who farm money from poor pedo retards
>Knows bunch euphemisms about "dick" or "sucking"
>Anon literally think that she deserves to be posted here

>> No.36612763

So if Zipangu is their equivalent of Japan then what’s the Mist Continent supposed to be?

>> No.36612766

>>36612763
China

>> No.36612769

>>36612763
China

>> No.36612784

>>36612763
CHINA ANON IT'S CHINA
HAKUTAKUS ARE BAI ZE
KIKUEN ARE JUST A SUN WUKONG REFERENCE
REN XIONGMAOS ARE LITERALLY PANDAS FOR FUCKS SAKE

>> No.36612790

>>36612763
China/the general orient area. Maybe india as well, but i am unsure. One of my wives is from mgeindia so i do hope its said where that is eventually.

>> No.36612819
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36612819

>>36612648

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>>36612641
Is she licensed?

>> No.36612896

>>36612634
He works on another game? Did he finish paradox already?

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>>36612595

>> No.36612926
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>>36612766
>>36612769
>>36612784
>>36612790
Ooooooh
Why “mist” then? First thing I think of mist would be some foggy swamp or polluted metropolis. This one sounds more like a forest of sorts.

>> No.36612929

>>36612896
Toro Toro has multiple other games. Some big ones like Monster girl quest, and sometimes small ones.

>> No.36612978

>>36612926
China stylistically is shown as misty as fuck sometimes.

>> No.36612987

>>36612926
>polluted metropolis
>China

>> No.36613005

>>36612926
because it's full of mist... and "mysterious" yknow...

>> No.36613030

>>36612908
Some things should stay 2D only.

>> No.36613061
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36613061

I'm marrying her and nobody's stopping me

>> No.36613073

>>36612926
China's mountains are constantly covered in mist. Look up some pictures of them

>> No.36613077

>>36613061
go for it, man. fuck that worm and make many greenworm babies

>> No.36613086
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36613086

>>36613077
AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

>> No.36613101

>>36612926
The mountains are full of god-like monsters that are worshipped as deities or rule over regions, their mana rolls off and forms the mist.

>> No.36613133

>>36613101
I want to fuck those gods

>> No.36613155

>>36612753
Without irony kill yourself.

>> No.36613176

>>36612663
>before and during the sexual stuff
ftfy

>> No.36613202

>>36613133
Did angel rapist teach you NOTHING? Get close to any monster worshipped as a god just makes you a sacrificial rape lamb. They will argue it’s your heavenly duty to pleasure them or that you are a filthy sinner that needs those sins purged or punished via sex.

>> No.36613243

>>36612860
>licenced
Licenced as a Nurse, a Pharmacist, and as a Guild Assassin.
>you will fuck the Snek or else

>> No.36613267

>>36613202
I'm fine with that, in fact I want to be some goddess's boy toy

>> No.36613274
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>> No.36613283

>>36613274
I want the milkies

>> No.36613286

>>36613274
It's like the ancient evils are asking to be bullied with chuuni clothes like this

>> No.36613300
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36613300

>>36613243
He might fuck the childhood friend Snake, but he should be marrying the heiress to the Transport company
>with the two kinky serving wenches

>> No.36613313
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36613313

>>36613300
The 3 hosspussy package deal is hard to beat

>> No.36613321

>>36613274
Love whitemane

>> No.36613323
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36613323

Explore the mountain caves they said.

It'll be fun they said.

>> No.36613327

>>36613133
I want to ascend to godhood and have a cult of priestess-wives.

>> No.36613336

>Be adventurer
>Living Armor clings to me while adventuring
>Nura always smokes up whatever is my residence any time I'm resting
>Ittan Momen has taken over my blanket when I want to sleep
Next thing I know I find out my blade was a curs

>> No.36613337

>>36613323
it doesn't have the same feeling when you find her than when she comes thundering down the mountain to find you

>> No.36613387

>>36613300
He's literally planning on marrying Snake, Hoss, and Spood once the clinic is paid off and they're financially stable. Turns out polygamy is legal in Lindwyrm.

>> No.36613405

>>36613323
You got a wife and will likely be freed after 2 weeks of consensual sex. Could be worse.

>> No.36613426

>>36613387
that whole thing felt like a cop out

>> No.36613433
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36613433

Be a holst farmer, its the easiest job you can do without being a whore

>> No.36613435

>>36613387
Yeah, that's how I figured it from early on, although presumably with the trucking business, the Hoss could bankroll him and the Clinic anytime
>official homewaifu
>workwaifu
>and the Spooder admits she's more a sidegirl type anyway

>> No.36613457

ゾンビに首元はむはむ、グールに下半身もぐもぐされると「感染率」が上昇してしまいます!
■メリット
・体力スタミナ大幅上昇
■デメリット
・ゾンビの攻撃により視界と思考がぼやける「スタン」発生率、持続時間上昇
・感染度に応じゾンビを誘引
・さっき撃退したのと同じゾンビがまた来てる様な

KC tweets are wild, man.

>> No.36613458

>>36613433
>Holsts eventually rebel and milk farmboy’s out of his semen like a cow
>won’t stop until filling an entire bucket each session
>say they are having “revenge” by sometimes drinking from the tap after doing all that

>> No.36613465

>>36613433
I like being a whore

>> No.36613466

>>36613457
What’s this? Did anon really ask if it was possible for a single woman to produce a ghost, a skeleton and a zombie?

>> No.36613474

>>36613466
it was discussed here two or so threads ago so you should have seen it coming really

>> No.36613480

Living Armor + Cursed Sword.

>> No.36613484

>>36613336
just make sure your sword never gets a host and leave it in holy water overnight

>> No.36613486

>>36613457
help me, pls I can't read moonrunes

>> No.36613496

>>36613465
you really like old dirty hags doing whatever they want to you and covering you in their girlcum?

>> No.36613505

>>36613474
that idea's been tossed around for years but ok

>> No.36613509

>>36613458
but I just hired them to help with the harvest!

>> No.36613510
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36613510

>>36613387
At least it has a payoff plan.
Crabman seems to have got himself stuck with a 7girl main house going nowhere.
>my bet is Darling has to marry the Hoss first, then the others fall into line
>Spooder and Dramafish would play them all from the sidelines for kicks
>Goo and Birb are too dumb to play, Headless plays that shes happy to wait until he dies
So its Snek-v-Hoss
>Snek wont share, even with mama or her village like she's supposed to
>if Snek wins its badending for everybody else
So it has to be the Hoss as #1girl, even if you dont like hosspussy, because then as a 'noble knight's sacrifice' she shares Darling with the Snek and the rest rather than kick them out
>7 way Harem is the only ending left, and the only way there is by the hoss

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36613519

>>36613458
who gave them the idea?

>> No.36613523
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36613523

>>36613510

>> No.36613529

>>36613496
Yes?

>> No.36613540
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>>36613519

>> No.36613545

>>36613486
Google:
If a zombie squeezes your neck and a ghoul squeezes your lower body, the "infection rate" will increase!
■ Merit
・ Significant increase in physical fitness stamina
■ Disadvantages
・ Increased duration and rate of "stun" that blurs visibility and thoughts due to zombie attacks
・ Attract zombies according to the degree of infection
・ It seems that the same zombies that were repelled earlier are coming again.

>> No.36613554

>>36613545
Makes as much sense as the rest of MGE canon

>> No.36613555

>>36613540
I will run a dairy farm with all the monsters

>> No.36613567
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36613567

>>36613510
All waifu contests come down to Snekpussy and Hosspussy

>> No.36613569

>>36613555
I want to run a farm that produces only Ushi milk and factories that produce goods using only Ushi web. So just potato sacks

>> No.36613577

>>36613555
Thinking you can sell milk when it's being given away for free.

>> No.36613581

>>36613545
Deepl seems a bit more readable:

The "infection rate" increases when a zombie bites your neck or a ghoul gobbles up your lower body!
■ Advantages
・ A large increase in physical strength and stamina
■ Demerits
・ "Stun" rate and duration increase as zombies attack, blurring your vision and thoughts.
・ Zombies will be attracted to you depending on your infection level.
・ It seems like the same zombies that you just fought off keep coming back.

>> No.36613598

>>36613577
not even the money, i just like the milk

>> No.36613611
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36613611

>>36613577
that's why you keep the exotics around

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36613619

>>36613567
Yes. Even crab foreshadows it, even if he tries to go on like the others have any serious chance
>Hossdaughterfu or Snekdaughterfu
>or most likely both

>> No.36613625

>>36613611
kraken milk

>> No.36613633

>>36613625
You've heard of black gold, now prepare for black milk.

>> No.36613643

>>36613633
now, what it taste like?

>> No.36613651

>>36613611
Ok, how much for a pint of Tanuki?
Certified kosher, ofc, I want to use it to make milk-soap for showering.

>> No.36613660

>>36613651
1 gold coin

>> No.36613669

>>36613554
>>36613581

>> No.36613671

>>36613619
Theyre also the only 2 of the 7 to get their own arcs, the other arcs were the Farm or Onsen etc

>> No.36613673

>>36612908
I cant believe the dude its the most fuckable out of that bunch, and he looks like ass

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36613675

>>36613567
>>36613619
Funny because the girl who has more affinity with him, and okayado hinted it more than once, it's spider

>> No.36613683
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36613683

>>36613675
spider pussy

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36613685

>>36613673

>> No.36613702

>>36613435
the three types of marriges, those from love, those for status and those from envy

>> No.36613714

>>36613685
prove me wrong, which whale would you take?

>> No.36613723

>>36613675
and the weird thing is that the snake and spider are enamoured to a fantasy they are projecting into the mc, while the spider falls for who he is and what he does for her. I dont even count the harpy and the slime because they are the daughter comedy duo rather than romantic interesting and the cuck fish is self explanatory

>> No.36613739

>>36613101
>Their gods are so horny it literally covers the land in a cloud of fuck

>> No.36613754

>>36613739
you can say that they "give" a fuck

>> No.36613772
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>>36613675
Yes, Rachnee is the best overall game-player, and initially might have selfishly played winner-take-all, but I suspect she's coming around to a Harem ending plan.
>and Hoss and Snek are both too proud to accept being beaten by the Spooder and staying around
>Cerea would nobly let her keep her winnings and slink off broken
>Snek would ragequit, and especially if Hoss leaves, her pride means she cant be seen to do anything less than also leave
Spooder and Dramafish are the actual manipulators. Spooder will probably get Dramafish to 'royal command' Hoss to take the #1 as her duty to the whole household and save everyone into a Harem rather than cause a split.
>Spooder wins by not-winning and pulling everybody's strings

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36613787

>>36613772
300 IQ moves

>> No.36613804

>>36613772
I'm not going to lie, I hate almost everyone from the main house, Rachnee is best girl, and while lala and suu are entretaining they are clearly a tier below the spider. And then you see the side chicks with the zombie, cyclops, ogre and dopple and they are all more entretaning to watch and have better chemistry with the mc than the main house, why is that? why are the best options relegated to never ever because they are locked up behind a different door? I need a side manga of those girls getting a man of their own

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36613809

How do I deal with cheshires bullying me, calling me gay, for fucking alp "bussy"?

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>> No.36613817

>>36613809
tell them this is why they are empty "inside"

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>>36613675

>> No.36613835

>>36613804
not enough character depth to ruin them yet. pretty rare a harem story can end gracefully and not long overstay its welcome

>> No.36613843

>>36612760
If less than 4 posters complain about it then it's fine.

>> No.36613846

>>36613809
Tell the cheshires the alps are getting dick every day while they have no one

>> No.36613851

>>36613675
I'm actually quite surprised he went for the "mothers" storyline instead of continuing the spider story milk ranch arc best arc

>> No.36613862 [DELETED] 

your monsume is having sex with her boyfriend right now

>> No.36613863

>>36613804
I suspect MON was supposed to be a spin-off into a seperate-but-connected series.
>but Crab cant even keep Monmusu on schedule let alone juggle 2 books, so they became a side-act
Agreed they need to become a continuation series once he finally resolves the main house.

>> No.36613869

>>36613862
Eh?

>> No.36613891

>>36613863
didnt he have another monster girl type series in a fantasy setting going on aswell? was that thing killed?

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>>36613891

>> No.36613915

>>36613891
Yeah, it only got a few setup issues and got dropped.

>> No.36613917

>>36613904
I hate those ears

>> No.36613937

>>36607815
rubbing tentacle tips with your wife is pretty lewd.

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36613945

>>36613917
What's wrong with them?

>> No.36613948

>>36613904
I love those ears

>> No.36613957

>>36613675
I miss KC profiles.

>> No.36613963

>>36612673
Don't stop until this fox has all nine tails.

>> No.36613964

>>36613957
we all do

>> No.36613968

>>36613863
>>36613891
While I still follow Monmusu, I want it to get to an ending and that would have to be a formal Harem end.
Anything else this far along would be a cop-out.
Then we could maybe get a MON series or any of the other groups.

>> No.36614002

>>36613945
they fill me with hatred

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>>36614002
Why?

>> No.36614011

>>36614003
why is this fox showing me her ass

>> No.36614018

>>36613851
Rachnee's story with the Corporation etc is running in the background fitting in to all the others like Suu's goo in the Onsen etc, thats why I see it as the Snek&Hoss are the frontrunners to win the waifu race with Rachnera masterminding it all in the background.

>> No.36614022

At least we all can agree that spider, horse and snek are the top 3.

>> No.36614031

>>36612760
It's called bait.
>>36613843
There's only so much you can complain about mods' pets.

>> No.36614033

>>36613809
>using "bussy"
Dont worry, theyll treat you more as one of them once your Alping process is complete.

>> No.36614045

>>36614005
because he already used that design for the horses and cows ears are not like that

>> No.36614050

>>36614022
if we're just talking attractive designs i'm more drawn to mias mom, dopple and whoever the small brown impish woman with the hotpants is

>> No.36614055

>>36614011
she is blaming you for her lack of tails

>> No.36614062

>>36614055
she is too young, I don't want to bein jail and be raped by lolis

>> No.36614071

>>36614005
they look out of place with the rest of the design, its too much "tacked on" instead of being properly part of the design

>> No.36614077
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36614077

>>36614022
Yes, in both obviously.
>loli-dragon is cute&hot but out of his league while also being his littlesister

>> No.36614088

>>36614077
dont be silly, dragon is best and zombie is worst

>> No.36614091

>>36614050
I'm obviously talking about the main harem otherwise most of them wouldn't even make it with the top 10

>> No.36614095

>>36614077
I meant EMG I have not read that one yet

>> No.36614125
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>> No.36614137

>>36614005
Im more confused by her choice of hat
>a leather cap shaped like a bulls head even to the nose ring
>like a human walking around with a rubber human-mask in the top of their head like a double-headed freak

>> No.36614144

>>36614125
demon got me under her spell

>> No.36614156

>>36614137
Anon, it's an iron helmet

>> No.36614171

>>36614088
>zombie is worst
Agreed, again in both.
The 'losing stitched-on bits' trope isnt a Zombie its a Frankenstein's-monster trope misapplied for attempted comic relief.
>MON would be more dramatic without the bullet-sponge
>MonDoc shes basically a background NPC servant

>> No.36614194
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>Anon come to play~

>> No.36614209

>>36614088
>dragon is best
Obviously, but she is "out of his league" as Ruler, and she's also not playing for waifu just oniisan-ing him.

>> No.36614212

Old youkai hags.

>> No.36614213
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Why do dark elves wear such skimpy armor

>> No.36614230
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>>36614212
they do things to me

>> No.36614264

>>36614213
good stats

>> No.36614266
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One thing that would make me not sad is getting spooned by a Bogey while she jerks me off.

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>>36614209
you say that, but that little sister is still greedy where it counts

>> No.36614277

>dude elves are whores lmao. Rapebait of fantasy. Dress like sluts. Complete cocksleeves hehehehehehehe lol
Bet you would’t be laughing if some elf taller than (You) raped you for three days straight

>> No.36614278

>>36614213
they raid to takes slaves but they desire to be captured and be made into slaves themselves

>> No.36614287
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Local vamp wants you to drink with her, do you accept?

>> No.36614291

>>36614277
still would be, just from a mind broken from pleasure

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>>36612595

>> No.36614302

>>36614277
3 days? what is this, amateur hour?

>> No.36614317

>>36614287
I hope she don't drug me

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>>36614287

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>>36614277
She better be beefy, too. I don't want sticcs.

>> No.36614327

>>36614277
as if an elf could rape me

>> No.36614340
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>>36613426
It's a cop out but it's also a problem intrinsic to harem media on the whole. Often times you end up with series like EMG that write themselves into a corner because the creator is getting out-paced by the fanbase with no real end goal in sight and has to make do with what they can when they can. I've said it numerous times before, either on here or Le Ebin Discords when discussing this shit but Ranma 1/2 and Tenchi Muyo are the two series and/or franchises that actually have the formula fucking work.

The reason is actually incredible simple, ready? It's because there's never a question of will they or won't they, but a matter of time. Tenchi famously marries his entire harem and has children with them ( Due to Juraian polygamy and the fact that it's an everybody wins situation; Though if we wanted to debate semantics Ryoko won the Tenchibowl by getting pregnant first). Then in the case of Ranma 1/2, the question as to which suitor Saotome Ranma is going to inevitably choose is never really unanswered because about the only suitor, male or female, he actually has any good chemistry with is Akane.

Fuck's sake, man, my biggest beef with EMG is that Crab started this shit with 'They're living with Darling to try and pitch legal interspecies marriage to Japan!' but because he writes Darling to be such an immutable prude, society has moved on past him and we've seen numerous occasions of monsters having sex with humans and in the case of Polt, marrying one.

TL;DR: The effectiveness of a harem story ultimately boils down to the skill and vision of the writer. So yeah, while I agree the shit in Monster Musume No Oisha-san is kind of a cop out because of convenient polygamy laws in Lindwurm, it's still the creator's fault for even writing that shit in the first place instead of just going "Glenn will only ever have eyes for Sapphee".

>> No.36614359

>>36614327
>an elf
it ain't just one elf trying to rape you, its 10 or 14 trying to rape you

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>>36614277
Oh I would be laughing. Because that's what I wanted

>> No.36614383

>>36614373
holst elf

>> No.36614399
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got another waifu comm done

>> No.36614412

>>36614399
I'm sorry but your daughter be looking a bit weird, bro

>> No.36614423

>>36614340
the thing is that Darling wasnt originally writen as prude, he was writen as IDONTWANTTOGOTOJAIL, he would have jumped at the first opportunity, but when that opportunity arrived crab had to chicken out because he already created a no-win situation with the trio, his only solution he had was make the horse grow out of her fairy tale fantasy of chivalry and leaving darling behind for something or someone else. but instead of fixing the problem he doubled down by introducing more and more girls, hell he even introduced a "married" girl and then had a whole arc of darling pretty much becoming her romantic interest in the ranch when she should had been the only monster in that ranch that didnt fall for him. God damn it I like crabman but his writing infuriates me, I wish he had kept doing oneshots of different guys with different girls instead of jamming all the different girls into one house

>> No.36614440
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>>36614383
That's racist, please prepare to be raped.

>> No.36614442

>>36614399
Based. Skeb?

>> No.36614462

>>36614287
It's not that I wouldn't, it's just that I'm not attracted to this vamp.

>> No.36614471

>>36614440
I can't call a cow a cow, next you're gonna tell me that I can't call an elf a knife eared sticc

>> No.36614472

>>36614399
She looks incredible, cute wife dude

>> No.36614479
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>>36614471
Wow what the fuck m8? I'm calling the elf police.

>> No.36614480

>>36614442
no, someone I found in twitter
https://twitter.com/lavelis_twi

>> No.36614490

>>36614479
what the elf police gonna do? Nag at me like the old hags they are?

>> No.36614509

Anyone mind sharing the title of
>>36611347 ?
Reverse image search isn't doing me any good and I cba to figure out how to jump through the exhentai hoops all over again

>> No.36614521

>>36614509
https://nhentai.net/g/91049/

>> No.36614528

>>36614521
thank

>> No.36614529

>>36612929
still pretty neat though

>> No.36614541
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>>36614490
>He doesn't know
Poor anon, he's gonna get sentenced to do forced labor for a dark elf (or multiple ones)

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Guess what got translated:
https://cubari.moe/read/imgur/uLyA0p1/1/1/

>> No.36614556
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>>36614490
You'd rather not know

>> No.36614567

>>36614340
Fuck off

>> No.36614574
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>>36614277
But I like smaller elves.

>> No.36614576

>>36614359
and? I'm stronger than any elf, I drink my own semen every day (as a protein suplement, ofc) and that means I have more spirit energy than any of those virgins.

>> No.36614582

>>36614567
Not him but what are you crying about

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>> No.36614645

>>36614399
it's absolutly beautifull anon

>> No.36614651

>>36614547
looks like olga escaped from kuroinu universe, celestine version when?

>> No.36614668

>>36614576
gay

>> No.36614673

>>36614547
I'm more interested on that blonde priest

>> No.36614676

>>36614541
>forced labor
I can carry heavy shit, that's not problem for a man

>> No.36614717

my hear says yes...but my lord says no

>> No.36614737

>>36614582
Can smell who it is based on writing style

>> No.36614744

>>36614668
you're never going to get strong enough if you are wasting it, how else are you going to protect your virginity faggot?

>> No.36614746

I like thematic harems. Do you like them?

>> No.36614750

I'm going to open an all-you-can-eat buffet in Monster Girl City! Nothing lewd, just food!

>> No.36614757

>>36614746
explain your theme

>> No.36614763

>>36614744
just by lifting heavy

>> No.36614784
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>>36613321
She's pretty great

>> No.36614787

I'll run a channel about drawing and art on montube and use a Venetian mask to hide my face

>> No.36614792

>>36614399
Cute as fuck dude good daughter picture :)

>> No.36614796
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We all weak human males should surrender to the clearly superior elves.

>> No.36614808
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Reading the Sabbath book. The lolibaba stuff is fun, but I wish KC would have made it explicit that they're all lolibabas. The one branch of the Sabbath feels genuinely uncomfortable.

>> No.36614823

>>36614757
Lamia mating ball with one lamia of each type

>> No.36614834
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>>36614796
The superior girl is either your left or your center, but I'm not sure which.

>> No.36614849

>>36614808
Which one? Ropurotto was my least favorite, really not into petplay.

>> No.36614869

>>36614808
i liked all the spell stuff and the thought of being raped in a jungle gym by a momonika raiju after testing whether it could be used as an effective faraday cage was just a pleasent afterthought

>> No.36614884

>>36614796
I would if they weren't such big coomers that would come after sniffing in your general direction if you were a bit horny

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>>36614796
I completely agree, fellow human

>> No.36614951

elves are hornier than you. If they smell you, they will schlick before meeting you and give that hand covered in her love juices when you greet her. I even caught one trying to peep at me while taking a bath

>> No.36614986

>>36614951
so what you are saying is that to defeant an elf all I need is a jar of jizz?

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>>36614986
That's how you attract a large group of them and get raped for days

>> No.36615016

>>36614986
>>36615004
what you need to defeat them is to mess with their ears

>> No.36615038

>>36615016
>attacking an erogenous zone and giving them exactly what they want
found the elf

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>>36612595

>> No.36615075

>>36615038
all I want to do is to nibble on elf ears

>> No.36615126
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I live, and after so long, so does this story!
Scalebound chapter 8!
https://archiveofourown.org/works/29773032/chapters/84437524

>> No.36615129

>>36614915
sauce?

>> No.36615131

>>36615126
Yay!

>> No.36615136

>>36613843
4 out of 100 or more isn't a lot.

>> No.36615142

>>36615129
https://manga4life.com/manga/To-Save-the-World-Can-You-Wake-Up-the-Morning-After-with-a-Demi-Human

>> No.36615194 [SPOILER] 
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DON'T MOFU
OPEN INSIDE

>> No.36615231
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Brehs!?

>> No.36615236

>>36615231
what's this

>> No.36615250
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>>36615231
Oh noooo
>>36615236
>>36614547
Hentai doujin got serialized. Gotta wait the volume release to remove the censors

>> No.36615262

>>36615250
bigger than i expected. that's nice

>> No.36615269

>>36615250
Getting strong Ane Naru Mono vibes from this, which was also serialized.

>> No.36615284
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cows

>> No.36615289

>>36615284
one of deez cows is sus

>> No.36615341

>>36615289
one of them's a cock blocking piece of shit who sucks the fun out of any event she appears in

>> No.36615349

>>36615341
is it the flat one?

>> No.36615351

>>36615341
Not him, but I don't know granblue enough to know which one you mean

>> No.36615361

>>36615351
whoops
just like old times, right?

>> No.36615387

Hello I am Dr. Anon E. Moose, a doctorate in wurm breeding, and I was looking for a peer review of my new book Professional Wurm Breeding Guide.
>Step 1: find wurm
>Step 2: grab wurm
>Step 3: push wurm down
>Step 4: breed wurm
You’ll find that my guide both covers procurement and reproducing matters. Although it seems rather long it’s important to make sure the wurm knows what you are after and is totally focused on you y will not be distracted by a passing ice cream truck

>> No.36615394
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more cows

>> No.36615407

>>36615387
you forgot to kiss the wurm, you must always kiss the wurm for wurm tongue is best tonuge

>> No.36615410

>>36615394
>Curly horns
One of those is a sheep

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>> No.36615423

>>36615387
Dr.Anon, did you have a sudden Spanish relapse in the middle of your writing?

>> No.36615454

>>36615349
>>36615351
the human one lyria. she saved (you)r life and seems to think shes entitled to you getting defensive when you're near better girls

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>>36615284

>> No.36615501
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>>36615394

>> No.36615508

>>36615394
>>36615284
>>36615463
>>36615501
the cow goes.....

>> No.36615513

>>36615508
SHAZOOO!

>> No.36615525

Did Wikifag died?

>> No.36615537

>>36615525
Last i remember he was taking a break becuase his fingers got busted or something

>> No.36615538

>>36615525
busted some fingernails, to return at a later date

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>>36615537
>>36615538
Sounds like he needs to be taught how to properly masturbate. If you're busting up your fingers, you're doing it wrong. Maybe Miss Haku can teach him.

>> No.36615610
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Let's discuss girls with long tongues and why they're superior

>> No.36615612

>>36615568
>she touches anon and is swiftly overwhelmed by the dark knowledge of abstinence only education
i hope she'll recover

>> No.36615630

>>36615612
Don't monster girls practice abstinence by default though?

I mean there's no wedding ceremony, but from the point of first mating, the two of you are married; at least in her eyes that is.

>> No.36615637

>>36615610
I'm a sucker for anything oral, the kisses, the licks, to sucks, the tongues just slowly dragging through skin. Mouths are important

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>>36615637
Very, VERY important!

>> No.36615731
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Fluff snake

>> No.36615746

>>36615126
Thanks man, glad you aint gone

>> No.36615769

>>36615731
that fluff snake is dangerously smug, someone needs to break her spirit, shower her with love and attention until her shame and shyness turns her into bashful and cowering mess

>> No.36615775

I l o v e jinkos!!!

>> No.36615779

>>36615731
the perfect cuddle buddy

>> No.36615782

>>36615126
good to see ya

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>>36615775

>> No.36615832
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>>36615610
It may not be long, but it is distinguished

>> No.36615870

>>36615832
How so?
Do they make up for the lack of length with a slimier tongue? Is it softer? Hotter?

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>>36615870
Mlem

>> No.36615932

>>36615927
Explain further. I'm a dummy

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>>36615932
>Explain further.
Think about it
>I'm a dummy
She knows

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>> No.36615992

>>36615965
The thinker don't work well, and she's playing games by not telling. I guess I'll stick to snek.

>> No.36616008

>>36615992
>>36615927
Think, idiot. What's she eating?

>> No.36616034

>>36613611
Oh God I wouldn’t be able to run a tsundere milk farm.
I’d be hate fucking every single one of them until they were all an ahegaoing mess.

>> No.36616047

>>36616008
Man, I don't know. I just wanna breed a monster girl, preferably one that's got a long tongue. I don't wanna think. I just wanna give her babies and make her happy. Sneks are good for that. Sandworms too if you can strike gold in the barren wastes. Even mucus toads seem like they'd be a joy. But if Gazer-chan can't tell me directly what makes her tongue better than a long tongue, it just isn't gonna work out. Sorry fren.

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>> No.36616083

>>36616071
wonder what kind of dog she got

>> No.36616084

>>36613466
He forgot blood slime and braingirl. FUCK

>> No.36616099

>>36614194
Hey ritual poster, can you keep this on in particular up, I need it to keep activating my almonds until a good story idea comes up.

>> No.36616105
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>*cracks knuckles with malicious sexual intent*

>> No.36616109

>>36614737
Anon, I literally called you out for this last thread. You have a problem. Seek help.

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>> No.36616226
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>>36616150
You trying to start something?

>> No.36616238

>>36612763
>>36612766
>>36612769
>>36612784
>>36612790
>>36612926
>>36612978
>>36612987
>>36613005
>>36613101

>"Any and all foreign forces, even the monsters, shall know to never mess and trifle with our glorious People's Republic. For any foreign and monster forces that dare trifle and undermine the People's Republic of Cathay will have their heads bashed and smashed upon the great Wall of steel built by the blood of 1 billion Cathay citizens!"
>Zealous cheers and applause from Cathay people then happens

>t.Speech from the Presitator of the People's Republic of Cathay during the ruling government's 100 year anniversary

>> No.36616281

YOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!
IT UPDATED!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
http://touchfluffytail.org/?story=guilty-x-creatures-dark-elf-arc-chapter-23

>> No.36616289

>>36616226
Gazers are UGLY

>> No.36616344

foxgirls that aren't noble/proud shrine priestess types would probably be insufferabley cute
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GegN_AXWWqc

>> No.36616382

>>36616238
not funny, didn't cum.

>> No.36616410

>>36613433
>Be a holst farmer, its the easiest job you can do without being a whore
You would have to take care of the whole herd and the Minos and Guard Kobolds who run security, you would still be a man whore in that situation

>> No.36616449

>>36616410
it's not a man whore rather it is a whore man, since you use whoring as payment rather than getting paid to whore

>> No.36616466

What girls prefer short guys?
asking for a friend

>> No.36616476

>>36613433
but my tanuki friend told me all I had to pay for was the room's lease and that would even to keep my clientele as a harem when I retired! I only had to sign a contract and some terms with her and her demon assistant.

>> No.36616515

>>36616466
best bet is going for a naturally large species like bunyip

>> No.36616522

>>36616466
Pretty sure KC already answered a tweet few threads back that tall individuals from any species find fucking hot for a small guy to walk around with a sign writing “looking for tall girl to protect me”.
Species of naturally strong girls like Hellhounds, Amazons etc. are all into that as well. And in case of Jinkos, if they are not in heat, they will be concerned and try to warn you over how dangerous it is to walk around with a sign like that.

>> No.36616930

Do Cheshires have the cat off button when you grab them by the back of the neck?

>> No.36616941

>>36616930
It's not "cat off" it's "pause cat".

>> No.36617072

>>36614576
Youre safe, an Elf would never rape an Alp

>> No.36617087
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>>36616930
You gotta fluff up their ears. That will also break their smug act.

>> No.36617166
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>> No.36617263

>>36617166
A soldier attempts to woo a dragon with tails of his exploits.

>> No.36617277

>>36617263
>tails
Are you trying to piss off Haku-sensei?

>> No.36617558

>>36617166
>Soft quasi anthro face
It's shit. If I had a dragon wife, her normal form has all the humanity I need, I want her to look fucking badass in her dragon form. I don't want to be able to discern a single human emotion from her face, just pure, raw animalistic power and dignity.

>> No.36617644

>>36617166
I assume you have a second picture where she's in her monster girl form?

>> No.36617717
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36617717

Theres something wholesome about mature women finding love

>> No.36617738

>>36617644
He doesn't he's just posting offtopic scalies.

>> No.36617739

>>36617717
I always wonder how monsters with horns like that sleep
like lying down her head must be off the pillow

>> No.36617741
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36617741

Is the manticore hunt good for new hunters?

>> No.36617764

>>36617741
Manticore means man-eater. Watch out boy she'll chew you up

>> No.36617776

>>36617739
She can lay either on her back or on her front, or on her side with her head turned somewhat.

>> No.36617793

Why can't I be the pretty boy to a group of delinquent p'orcs?

>> No.36617798

Living doll problems
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lrS6ipdhkpg

>> No.36617812
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>>36617793
Cause you keep grabbing their belly fat no matter how hard they rape you

>> No.36617816

>>36617812
But how am I suppose to resist doing that?

>> No.36617835

>>36617812
>Anon grabs their belly fat
>They rape him
>He does the same thing again the next day but even more so
>They rape him harder
>He repeats it again the next day
I'm not sure anon is getting "raped" at all.

>> No.36617842

>>36617798
>The jar
Living dolls would probably be into that shit.

>> No.36617877

>>36617798
Now put her back in the jar or the doll gets hotglued

>> No.36617905

>>36617842
Seeing as she cried at that the idea, that one at least isn't
>>36617877
dude no, just no

>> No.36617921

>>36617905
>dude no, just no
Yes. It goes back in the jar or it gets the hotglue. If she's lucky the jar cap gets to stay off.

>> No.36617956

>>36617812
Would they not be proud of it?

>> No.36617968
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36617968

>here you go bro I made your waifu better enjoy!

>> No.36617973

>>36617798
What is the lady's name? I've seen her posted before

>> No.36617981

>>36617812
Would it be fine if I grabbed their asses instead?

>> No.36617989
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36617989

The time of the bipeds has come to an end, the age of taur is now

>> No.36618006

>>36617989
but my lizard brain hates the scuttling anon

>> No.36618011

>>36617973
"Employe 61" IIRC

>> No.36618058

>>36617989
>Age of the taur
>When even taurs love bipeds

>> No.36618086
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36618086

Training!

>> No.36618146
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You know what comes next.

>> No.36618161

>>36618146
What scares me is that in the second game, she says druella boosted her
granted its an excuse for her to corrupt leah into a demon as recular succ was used as passive TF but still

>> No.36618256

>>36618146
Is it rape? Please don't tell me it's rape. I've been raped so many times already

>> No.36618372

I can't believe he hasn't posted a single monstergirl in a fucking year. This game is the worst thing to happen to MGE

>> No.36618393

>>36618086
Looks like she's being punished for something

>> No.36618403

>>36615126
I think the Elvira doesnt like to be reminded of her age.

>> No.36618410

>>36618372
I said it before that it was a very stupid idea of him to focus on a shitty RPG maker game, which will probably not even sell well, when he could expand the universe and make books. A lot of people who make these games think they are going to be the next hot shit, but in reality, there is a flood of these games never being recognized. Hopefully, he'll learn from this mistake.

>> No.36618444

>>36618410
I'm probably not even going to play it, just because I love the idea and the setting doesn't mean it necessarily translates to a game I'm going to want to play.

Very VERY few male protagonist games capture my attention and none of them fit the spirit of MGE.

>> No.36618514

>>36618444
To be fair it feels like he wasted his entire time and effort and the whole setting with this. He could have been riding the wave, but he fucked up, just like crabman with EMG.
Just make a damned visual novel or a smaller project. Or at least have some side stuff. For an RPG gamer make to be good you have to put in an incredible amount of effort since there are thousands of japs and westerners who think their RPG maker game is the next hot stuff. Too bad it isn't.

>> No.36618555

>>36618514
>just like crabman with EMG.
I feel that one was way more about the manga just standing in place and not really doing anything new.
The novelty of the manga wears off and the main girls barely get any focus.

>> No.36618579
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36618579

Sneaky cows

>> No.36618614

>>36618514
Just pay some one else to make the game, like fuck. He doesn't even have to be involved, and he could be making new girls concurrently and be like "Hey look at this, don't you like this new Phoenix girl? Her first official appearance will be in the game that's coming out soon because I've paid a competent gamedev to do something simple and easy but also good."

At this point, we're all here for us. KC is kinda neither here nor there in the 'fandom' he himself grandfathered.

>> No.36618619

>>36618579
>Wake up
>All the milk in my fridge is now extra thick and creamy ninja cow milk
oh the horror

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>>36617812
P'Orcs drive me absolutely fucking feral with lust. This I swear.

>> No.36618870
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>>36618800
They're FAT and UGLY

>> No.36618878

>>36618870
I WILL EAT YOU.

>> No.36618882
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>>36618800
>>36618870
I wanna breed all the p'orcers! Gonna make them worship me and my dick!

>> No.36618885

In your head, In your head,
they are crying

In your head, In your head,
Zombie,
zombie,
zombie-ie-ie

What's In your head, In your head
Zombie,
zombie,
zombie-ie-ie-ie

>> No.36618892
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36618892

>>36618878
FAT

>> No.36618896

>>36618882
2D Pig Delicious

>> No.36618946

>>36617277
yes
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Nz8ssH7LiB0

>> No.36618950

>>36618892
Peak P'Orc performance right there.

>> No.36619013
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36619013

>>36618882
Imagine how the abs taste

>> No.36619047

>>36617812
then why do moan in pleasure after I molest their chub then?

>> No.36619243

If you can tell a girl has cow genes because of her boobs, can you tell if a girl has porc genes because of her plumpness?

>> No.36619257

>>36619243
nah, that just means she just fucking lazy

>> No.36619284
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36619284

Don't rape me please.

>> No.36619373

>>36612595
How is that other thread STILL up? I thought it'd be pruned by now

>> No.36619453

>>36618885
We gotta keep it up for at least one month.

>> No.36619472

>>36619257
Dunno, this hellhound that refuses to move away from my house and keeps eating my food and playing my videogames tells me her great great great great mother was a pig girl.

>> No.36619485

>>36619453
Meant to reply to >>36619373

>> No.36619501

>>36618885
Music in the undead cities must be pretty good

>> No.36619502

>>36619472
or she just is a hellhound of sloth and is fucking lazy by nature and is just making excuses

>> No.36619516

>>36619502
time to move out whilst she's asleep

>> No.36619521 [SPOILER] 
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36619521

I really laughed, when I was reading hannape bazooka because it reminded me of the lesser succubus.

>> No.36619530

>>36619521
Is he having sex with Devilman Lady?

>> No.36619540

>>36619530
nah, jun had more woman in her

>> No.36619552

>>36619516
just send her over to me, I could use a daki

>> No.36619601

>>36619373
I thought so last month.

>> No.36619687

>>36614808
> I wish KC would have made it explicit that they're all lolibabas. The one branch of the Sabbath feels genuinely uncomfortable.
What, are you gay or something?

>> No.36619861
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36619861

how do I make my maid smile?

>> No.36619906

>>36619502
Yes but WHAT IF she's telling the truth

>> No.36619915

>>36619906
then molest the chub

>> No.36619974
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>> No.36619977

>>36619915
It's still a hellhound though, the chub and extra weight just makes it easier for her to pin you down. Scary.

>> No.36620010

>>36619977
and? I don't see the problem?

>> No.36620029
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>https://twitter.com/coral_sky0826/status/1439531954588708870?s=19
Rate 1-4 which artwork is your favorite.

>> No.36620072

>>36619861
Tell her you'd like the dessert now

>> No.36620073

>>36620029
I like ghost the most, greenworm looks cute and so do the rest tho

>> No.36620253

>>36620029
I wish I could draw like that

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>> No.36620354

I want to go an undead ball dressed up and talk up the single ccs there just to see how much spagethhi they will spill

>> No.36620409
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36620409

look at how cute she is, tell me you wouldn't do anything to keep that smile on her face

>> No.36620501
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36620501

trying to download all of latenight's monster girl art to my hydrus

>> No.36620517
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36620517

>>36620501
It's all comfy stuff. Good luck anon.

>> No.36620542

>>36620354
>"So, young one, which fresh corpse did you come here with?"
>"Oh, I'm single. And I like older women, actually."
>her wine glass jumps out of her hand when she hears that, and she desperately tries to keep her composure

>> No.36620552 [SPOILER] 
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>>36620501
>>36620517
Are you getting ALL of them?

>> No.36620615

>>36620552
Designes of vtubers are okay, it's the premise that is flawed. I guess some jap vtuber personalities are also okay, since a lot of them are more of idols than egirls, the problem is that it's all just a facade to extract money from lonely losers who need help.

>> No.36620758

>>36620542
>she is so ready to spill her spagethhi
>no battle, nor negotiaon that has done has ever made her fear failing at all
>in her head she was thinking what to say, what to speak, and is just frozen like a staute
>While anon is just a bit concerned that she looks like she is about to faint at any moment

>> No.36620776

>>36620552
Not sure about the vtuber ones.I will probably add them when I do another pass of his twitter.

>> No.36620804
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stupid sexy demons making my dick hard

>> No.36620808

>>36620542
>The Wight just behind her turns her head so fast when she hears that it almost looked like she was going to snap her neck

>> No.36620897
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White Horn-san making sure you stay warm this winter!

>> No.36620911
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>>36620897
Maybe a little too warm...

>> No.36620925

>>36620808
>the lich with her takes out a pen and clipboard and askes "how old do you like your women"

>> No.36620947

>>36616522
>And in case of Jinkos, if they are not in heat, they will be concerned and try to warn you over how dangerous it is to walk around with a sign like that.
I,e. Be your "bodyguard" until they are in heat

>> No.36620959

>>36620911
White Horn-san, your eyes! Are you feeling unwell, do you need an ice bath?

>> No.36621011

>>36620615
Its a very thin ice, because the modern world taught us if you get your hopes up you'll probably will end up worse.
I'm kinda afraid of falling into love too honestly with another person for this exact reason, and use MGE instead

>> No.36621035

>>36620925
>"Please explain, in as much detail as you can, how you like your older women"
Looks like anon is becoming the center of attention. I hope he can deal with all the pent up undead girls there.
The good thing about being undead is that their stamina never disappears.

>> No.36621040
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>>36619373
That's what happens when you hire human meidos to do a kiki's job.

>> No.36621057

>>36621035
night of the horny dead

>> No.36621080
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>>36612595

>> No.36621082

We talk about putting cursed swords in holy water but never about giving the cursed sword an angel as a host. I imagine they would be compatible to some extent.

>> No.36621169

>>36621080
this isn't the usual nurse I see?

>> No.36621180

>>36621169
She's a hot dog playing at nurse.

>> No.36621219

>>36621035
>just tell her at least 1000 years or older
it will save me, becasue no woman likes to tell her actual age

>> No.36621223

>>36621080
Fairy Nurse, this isn't my usual daily dose

>> No.36621255
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36621255

>>36612595

>> No.36621268

>>36621255
I think the vamp has a bit of fetish for this

>> No.36621287

>>36621268
At some point she just accepted he won't be loyal.

>> No.36621327

>>36621255
And here we have unfaithful cheating taking place somewhere in Sylvania. Where a Vampire Countess' boyfriend is getting sexual with a Tomb King.

>> No.36621341

>>36612595
How controversial, scandalous and provocative would it be for Western white and blonde as fuck blue eyed foreign men and boys having sexual relationships with younger Zipangese High School Girls?

Or as they are called, the "JKs." Thoughtts?

>> No.36621405

>go to the church they said
>confess your sins. You will feel better they said
>the angels are all training adventurers right now. You won’t get raped for it
>they. Said.
https://mobile.twitter.com/monster_fruit/status/1439493990944940032

>> No.36621437

I hate that I've had a stupid idea for a smut short based on a scene from The Terror living rent free in my head for over a month.

>> No.36621481

>>36618372
I tend to think he might be going through some artist block/depression/burnout and the game (while obviously a real thing at the start) just turned into a convenient excuse.

>> No.36621524

>>36621219
>It's a Mexican stand off of who will say their age first

>> No.36621597
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36621597

>>36621287
Ice Queen and Pharaoh are working together, but not her

>> No.36621710

>>36621481
Nah, following his sekrit twitter, dude is still going strong.
Same about the game, he's crazy determined to make it because he's been a video game nerd since forever apparently.
If anything he's too autistic and enthusiastic about having the game reflect the lore as much as possible.

>> No.36621759
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36621759

For the Anon who wanted anything with mantis or cupid. I put both into this story. Enjoy!

https://archiveofourown.org/works/33747154

Sorry for the very late delivery but a lot of bad things happened, and happening IRL to me right now, so I don't know when I'll be able to deliver the other two requests too.

>> No.36621796

>>36621759
Please endure

>> No.36621832

>>36619601
Wait, last month? It's been up that long already?

>> No.36621906
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36621906

Anon are you okay?
Anon are you okay?
Are you okay anon?

>> No.36621992
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>>36621906
N-No bros she will look super smug at my pathetic human enduran-
A-AIEEEEE

>> No.36622026

>>36621759
Thanks for the words and I hope stuff gets better for you

>> No.36622032

>>36621992
bro, just remeber, foxes are old so they can easily outfucked due to them being old

>> No.36622086
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>>36612595

>> No.36622087
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>>36621906
No.

>> No.36622097
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36622097

behold the gazer, look at how majestic she is!

>> No.36622126

>>36622087
don't worry, they are just gonna culturally enrich you

>> No.36622139
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>>36622097
Did you know the Pringles Logo is Gene Wolfe? Wanna talk about Book of the New Sun?

>> No.36622164
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>> No.36622199

>>36622164
I want old monsters feel like they are in their 200s again

>> No.36622212

>>36622126
I'm not ready for that.

>> No.36622223
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>>36622097
Why do monstergirls love pringles so much

>> No.36622224
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>>36621906
Would you buy Mofu brand liquor?

>> No.36622226

>>36622097
IF YA WANNA HELP MEH HAND ME ANOTHA BAG O DEM CHIPS

>> No.36622237

>>36622212
and? do you think they care? your cultural enrichment is suppossed to be forced

>> No.36622265

>>36621832
You can see the dates on posts, you know.

>> No.36622271

>>36622226
>t.fat ass

>> No.36622327

>>36622223
dunno, but it sure is nice to see them smile

>> No.36622398

>>36622224
I dont drink

>> No.36622405

>>36619373
use the feedback feature, not kidding

>> No.36622439
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36622439

>>36622405
>use the feedback feature
>not kidding

>> No.36622445

>>36622026
>>36621796
Thank you.
I'll definitely do the two requests I still have too, it'll just take more time than usual.

>> No.36622474

how do I get a cute Cheshire gf bros?

>> No.36622508

>>36622474
meme on 'em or look like the perfect bully victim

>> No.36622545

>>36621906
No.

>> No.36622554

>>36622265
Yeah, I'm just surprised, is all.

>> No.36622572

>>36622474
adopt a werecat and dye her hair

>> No.36622576

>>36622097
Someone is eating like a glutton

>> No.36622587

>>36622572
I don't think that's how it works, anon...

>> No.36622591
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36622591

I have a need for oni

>> No.36622603

>>36622576
I wonder where she got it from.....

>> No.36622637
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>>36621255
Pitiful ass on that pharaoh. A true queen knows the power of squats and oats

>> No.36622656

>>36622603
She said "crisps", so take a wild guess.

>> No.36622666
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36622666

post gyaru

>> No.36622668

>>36621437
Fuck off

>> No.36622677

>>36622656
>britsh
>eats alot
>hangs out with gazer
I'm drawing blanks here

>> No.36622730

>>36622237
Please no, i won't survive...

>> No.36622738

>>36622730
ogey, git gud

>> No.36622758

>>36614547
>fucking black box censorship
Really?

>> No.36622810
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36622810

>>36622666
okay lucy

>> No.36622865
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36622865

the elf goes....

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>>36622666

>> No.36622907
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>>36622666
Post-gyaru, as in gyarus past their prime

>> No.36622932

>>36622907
>past their prime

>> No.36622950

>>36622907
That oni is looking ripe to me.

>> No.36622987

>>36622865
moo? anon, I don't think that's an elf

>> No.36623011

>>36622987
she got the ears of one

>> No.36623081
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36623081

Biker Mouse from Gensokyo.

>> No.36623109

>>36623081
gonna make her a mom and piss off old red and white

>> No.36623158

>>36622587
>ask your werecat gf to cosplay a Cheshire
>help her paint her hair and pick up an outfit
>she spends an entire day acting like a Cheshire
>it's finally time to stop (thankfully, it got annoying>
>wash her hair to get the dye out
>it won't come out
>try to take off her fishnets
>she has a second pair underneath
>...and third, and fourth, and fifth
>she looks back at you with a smug grin
>you feel something touching the back of your head
>turn around
Cheshire gf ass

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>>36623109
You must protect her through danmaku.

>> No.36623227

>>36623158
so by the same token, if I dress up a dragon like a jabberwock..... or a mouse like a door mouse... holy shit. I could make a killing at making wonderland cosplay transformation kits

>> No.36623293

>>36623227
it's either that or she was a cheshire playing the long game by dyeing herself to look like a werecat first

>> No.36623394

>>36623227
How do you know it wasn't just a cheshire who was really dedicated to pull a prank and pretended to be a werecat for years?

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Ninjas have just learnt of your virginity and preference for mofu and are on their way to "assassinate" you

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>>36623471
On their way to spill their spaghetti more like

>> No.36623557

https://nhentai.net/g/307853/
Wagie Oni LOVE

>> No.36623564

>>36623471
Just as long as my impeding death is a little one

>> No.36623572

>>36623293
>>36623394
stop destorying my financal dream

>> No.36623626

>>36623471
they forgot one thing, I love them nine tail hags

>> No.36623632

Dorafs make me want to run a dairy/harem

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>>36623632
i want to make them all gravid

>> No.36623752

>>36623738
Well, that goes without saying.
Its a must.

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36623805

Apophis? Pharaoh? Why not have a toad as a ruler instead?

>> No.36623829

>>36623805
The clever men at Oxford, know all that there is to be knowed. But they none of them know one half as much, as intelligent Ms. Toad!

>> No.36623856

>>36623805
dry desert

>> No.36623867

>>36623829
Ms. Toad stole my car. True story!

>> No.36623875

>>36623856
your tongue will keep her skin moistened. it's a prestigious position to have.

>> No.36623886

>>36623875
wouldn't I get higher than a kite if I did that?

>> No.36623893

>>36623867
Well it's a wreck now.

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>> No.36623911

>>36623886
not all frogs/toads are poisonous but you do taste divinity.

>> No.36623927

>>36623904
going to cut off that tail

>> No.36623947

>>36623904
lovely gazer mofu

>> No.36623956

>>36623927
let me know what the skeletal structure is like under the tail hair because i've never been able to figure out a gazers backside

>> No.36623970

>>36623927
>Great game hunter anon
>His "trophies" are panties, bras, and other negligee from rare and powerful monsters

>> No.36623988

>>36623956
Neither does KC I think. Feels like most people forget Gazers even have tails.

>> No.36623996

>>36623956
For all you know, it's all hair. Any sort of structures is supported by her stalks.

>> No.36624006

>>36623988
Well it's often just a blob of black with all the eye stalks and goop.

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>>36623988
KC has said it is nice and fluffy.

>> No.36624080

>>36623996
it's possible but i do not yet know the secrets of gazer ass

>> No.36624100

>>36624006
>>36624040
Can I eat her tail like her goop? Hasn't KC also said their goop is edible partially?

>> No.36624140

>>36624100
why would you want to eat hair?

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>>36623970
>now, he goes after the highest prize
>the most dangerous game
>the lingerie of a lilim

>> No.36624199

Magus, will the next alternative ending story be Choerteris's failure to control herself and taking anon or do you plan to write her sister taking him first?

>> No.36624217

>>36624173
>tfw they are old dirty granny pantiea

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>> No.36624260

>>36624173
i feel like going elbow deep in a dark matters dark matter and fishing around for clothes is more dangerous

>> No.36624286

>>36624246
the things I do for an A+

>> No.36624368

>>36621759
Damn, I forgot to ask about this when I posted.
Do you guys like 2nd person writing, or you like the 3rd/1st one more which I usually use more?

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>>36624286
>Miss Anubis, your history teacher, asks to see you after school about your delinquency and bad grades
>Pulls you into her private office
>No one else is around
>Offers you a passing grade in the class if you eat her pussy
>You say yes because of this is your only out
>You start to eat out her pizza
>She returns the favor with a blowjob
>She proposes another offer to you, to eat her ass and she'll give you an A in the class
>Says she'll let you fuck her too if you do

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>>3662408
>Gazer ass
A wonderful pillow if I'm having trouble sleeping. Her lap is good, too. A benefit of having so many eyes is that she can watch me no matter how we cuddle.

On a side note, if my anxiety is getting the better of me, she'll have me brush her tail and hair to calm down.

>> No.36624487

>>36624423
>You eat her ass out and do your hardest
>you now are doing what miss anubis wants of you because you want them good grades
>Its at least better than hearing the same words that teacher say and letting them pass you over

>> No.36624536

>>36624423
i'm okay with being dominated physically, spiritually and mentally but unethically abusing positions of power is NG

>> No.36624573

>>36624536
>not wanting to get molested by your teacher for good grades
>not wanting a cop to rape you so she doesn't say anything about the taxes you don't pay
>not wanting to eat out the judge so you don't go to jail

>> No.36624578

>>36624536
You don't know what's good for you. I'd kill to have a mamono boss that coerces me into sex for a raise and the ability to slack off at work.

>> No.36624587

>>36624423
>Not giving you actual remedial lessons while you service her/she services you
>Not turning you into a figurative and almost-literal teacher's pet
>Not having you pass the course because you actually learned the material, with her help
Lame.

>> No.36624601

>>36624587
but I don't wanna learn

>> No.36624630

>>36624423
but I want to deserve my grades :(

>> No.36624643

>>36624630
if you had good grades you wouldn't be in this position

>> No.36624649

>>36624573
i'll get raped and molested pro bono thank you very much

>> No.36624651
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>>36624587
Everything you do in life is to get pussy. You work to live. You live to breed. You need to stick your dick in pussy. She's offering you what you're working towards, right then and there. Don't be dumb. Take her. Fuck her. Breed her.

Schooling, work, etc. It's all a convoluted, modern process to obtain wealth and security to rank yourself on the hierarchy for women to pick from.
You're offered the end goal without all the bullshit to get there. Take it. Fill her up with your seed. Make babies with her.

>> No.36624724

>>36624423
I want anubis milk more

>> No.36624741

>>36624199
>Magus, will the next alternative ending story be Choerteris's failure to control herself and taking anon
Perhaps.

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>> No.36624774

>>36622907
>no CC Gyaru momster to help usher me into manhood

>> No.36624830

>>36621906
I prefer the Alien Ant Girl Farm cover.

>> No.36624877

>>36624368
perspective rarely bothers me one way or the other. sorry for the extremely neutral stance.

>> No.36624885

>>36624423
But I’m not a delinquent, I already have an A in history. Especially after my report on the history and destruction of the Roman Empire.

>> No.36624902

>>36624423
But does she know upon who's furrowed brow the jeweled crown of Aquilonia would rest between the times when the oceans drank Atlantis, and the rise of the Sons of Ariamas?

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>>36624741
please let it happen Choerteris is a cute

>> No.36624979

>>36624926
Not as cute as her sister, bitchy little vamps are the best

>> No.36625011

>>36624643
I'm trying!

>> No.36625019

>>36625011
try harder then

>> No.36625033

>>36625019
how?

>> No.36625043

>>36625033
drink some haku milk while you study

>> No.36625092

>>36625043
sounds good, I'll just have to find a generous donor. thanks, anon.

>> No.36625160

>>36624423
>wife
>good grades
>don't need to work
>all I gotta do is eat some ass
is this bad deal or what?

>> No.36625167

>>36625160
For you? It's a fantastic deal

>> No.36625192
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Get in the tub loser

>> No.36625208

>>36625192
but mom said to never bathe with strangers

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>>36625192
No. Get in the jar, loser.

>> No.36625237

>>36624423
But I have a human gf from my same year, you can't make me do this!

>> No.36625249

>>36625237
>human
ewwwwwwwwwwwww

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>> No.36625272

>>36625192
i want to know what that tub sounds like

>> No.36625329

>>36624423
would a relationship with your teacher make the bullying stop or intensify?

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>> No.36625393

Which Sabbath would most likely be able to teach me time magic? I'm sure the lolis there would be fully and rightfully expecting my time stop kink.

>> No.36625409

>>36625329
intensify due to the amount seethe monster who are still single would feel

>> No.36625420

>>36625393
i think you can figure this out

>> No.36625457

the eaisiest job is to be a bed warmer, prove me wrong

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>> No.36625473

>>36625409
maybe the only solution is to date the teacher and the bullies

>> No.36625476

>>36625457
Bed sores hurt

>> No.36625479

>>36625476
just stop laying down, lol

>> No.36625509

>>36625457
charge a kraken by the hour to hug you. easy money.

>> No.36625511

>>36625471
It must be pretty intense being the only warm body in the house. Your wife and all your daughters would always be competing for your warmth, hugging and pressing themselves against you.

>> No.36625516

>>36625509
we all know what that hug really is going to be, just be honest

>> No.36625531

>>36625516
that's going to cost extra

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>>36625254
very nice

>> No.36625540

>>36625457
Wrong, because you still need a bed to be a bed warmer

>> No.36625546

>>36625540
you warm the clients bed, silly

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>> No.36625553

>>36625546
you don't get to warm up the client?

>> No.36625557

>>36625553
you also warm up the client as well

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https://exhentai.org/g/1597051/e72781d04c/

>> No.36625562

>>36625550
Thank you mermaid-chan.

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>>36625561

>> No.36625599

>>36625561
pretty okay

>> No.36625601
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>>36625249
Nothing wrong with it

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>>36625601
That's one suspicious-looking "human".

>> No.36625614

>>36624877
Its okay, I think I'll try more 1st person stuff for now.

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>> No.36625627

>>36625611
such is the power of country grown vegetables

>> No.36625670
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Gonna wrestle an oni to make her pay her bar tab, any tips on how to beat her?

>> No.36625682

>>36625670
You're better off guilt tripping her.

>> No.36625683
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>> No.36625714

>>36625683
>how to get turned to stone

>> No.36625722
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>> No.36625724

>>36625611
How? Human girls are not allowed to have huge boobs?

>> No.36625737
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>>36625724
The Chief God forbids it.

>> No.36625743

>>36625737
wtf I hate the chief god now

>> No.36625747

>>36625624
such a stark disconnect between human and horse halves

>> No.36625755
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>>36625737
this raises further questions

>> No.36625763

>>36625624
When your Hoss waifu tries to cosplay as a Bunny
>Does she stick the fluffybunnytail ball on her hass-ass or at the back of her human-torso/hoss-shoulders join?

>> No.36625765

>>36625737
The Chief God has good taste. Reminder that Catholics invented Baphomet, and thus we might by parallel theorize that the Sabbath is a heretical offshoot of the Order religion, rather than a side branch of the Demon Lord's religion.

>> No.36625775

>>36625765
>Confusing Catholics for the French

>> No.36625784

>>36625561
>>36625572
Holy fuck that was fucking good

>> No.36625802
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look at these sthinky toe-beans ew, yuck who would ever want to touch these

>> No.36625805

>>36625802
Yeah haha, I'd much rather lick them.

>> No.36625822

>>36625755
the sister is from an offshoot of the order, one where the holy milk from their breasts heals all sickness and afflication

>> No.36625866

>>36622224
>gacha liquor
THAT is ridiculous
is Kaga really popular in japan or something? not the character I would've used to market it

>> No.36625883

>>36622398
This.

>> No.36625894

>>36624423
>eat ass
disgusting, fuck off with this zoomerenial degeneracy
fail me, doghag, see if I care

>> No.36625899

>>36625755
I say this every thread but I love nuns

>> No.36625906
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>>36625899
>>36625899
I fucking love nuns

>> No.36625918
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>>36625899
me too.

>> No.36625922

>>36625755
>>36625899
>>36625906
I wanna make love to a lot of Nuns!

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>>36625894
If you like canine girls, be prepared for receiving and giving rimjobs. It comes with the territory.

It's only disgusting if you don't clean your ass properly.
You do properly wash your ass... right, anon?

>> No.36625931

I don't think you guys like nuns
I think you just like nun outfits
>>36625923
>You do properly wash your ass... right, anon?
duh. still think it's gross and would not do it or allow one to do it to me

>> No.36625936
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Do dark mages curse annoying mucus toads turning them into human princesses?

>> No.36625944

>>36625931
How can you say you love your waifu if you won't even give her bumhole a little lick here an' there?

>> No.36625953
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>>36625931
>I don't think you guys like nuns
>I think you just like nun outfits
n-no, I like nuns as well

>> No.36625965

>>36625944
my love is discerning enough to not tread the territory upon which disgust rightly presides

>> No.36625977

>>36625965
Sounds like you don't actually love her. Shameful...

>> No.36625981

>>36625944
reminds me of the qoute
>how can you say that love her, if you can't eat her poop

>> No.36625982
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>>36625931
Wrong

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this is your mommy witch for tonight, say something nice about her

>> No.36625988

>>36625931
My wives are litterally nuns bro.

>> No.36625996

>>36625981
That indeed was what I was referencing. Nice catch

>> No.36626002

>>36625986
doesn't look a year over 500

>> No.36626006

>>36625986
hey, she's the same one as last night and I'm glad to see her again!

>> No.36626013

>>36625986
uhh, didn't I order mommy mofu?

>> No.36626034

>>36625986
can I get a bedtime story?

>> No.36626049

>>36625936
>MY SKIN IS DRY
>That's kind of the point, human skin isn't like your mucus covered grossness
>HOW DO YOU PEOPLE EVEN MOVE LIKE THIS
>I CAN FEEL WRINKLES FORMING
>I WAS SOFT SKINNED AND VIBRANTLY COATED AND NOW I'M SOME... SOME... BASIC BITCH

>> No.36626056

>>36624040
How it can be fluffy if it's covered in goop?

>> No.36626063

>>36626049
>the dark mages face when the toad got even more annoying

>> No.36626065

>>36625986
She's got a pretty face, perfect tits, and an exquisite form. I bet she makes for an amazing cuddler in bed!
Can I sniff the inside of her mouth?

>> No.36626071

>>36625986
can I get glass of warm milk and some cookies, please?

>> No.36626079
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>>36626034
there once was a Cheshire that was too much of a prankster and never lost her virginity. The end

>> No.36626086

>>36626079
thats a sad story, can I get a happier one?

>> No.36626091

>>36626079
>here lies cheshire
>she never scored

>> No.36626107

>>36625471
Why a lich has dragon and chink zombie kids?

>> No.36626116
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>>36625986
I'm torn between being a boytoy for a witch coven or a nun convent

>> No.36626124

>>36626116
why not both, a witch conven that fronts as nun convent

>> No.36626133

>>36626124
But then the nuns wouldn't act as nuns, it would just be a facade.

>> No.36626147

>>36626133
then how about nuns who also are declared witches due to them knowing forbidden magic

>> No.36626173

>>36625986
but I didn't order one.....

>> No.36626175

>>36626147
Better, but I don't really see the fun in mixing them.

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She sees you
There is no escape

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>>36626063
>When you wanted to just prank a mucus covered bint and it backfires

>> No.36626185

>>36625936
I hope not, that's just too cruel.

>> No.36626191

>>36626116
then be a rental boytoy for both, one week with the witches, another with the nuns

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>>36625866
Not as massively popular as her KanColle namesake, but she is one of the more popular characters in Azur Lane.

>> No.36626193

>>36626180
anon i like loli as much as the next mhjk but thats too younfg even for me

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>>36626193
>the next mhjk
Oh no, anon had a stroke!

>> No.36626210
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>> No.36626216

>>36622224
how much is it?

>> No.36626222

>>36622398
>>36625883
why not?

>> No.36626230

>>36626192
whats the difference between the two?

>> No.36626245

>>36626222
my body physically retches when i taste alcohol because it knows it poison

>> No.36626257
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How do I keep ratas away from my nuts?

>> No.36626260

>>36626086
A brave knight saw the poor cheshire and fucked her into every hole. Then they lived happily ever after and she wasn't a virgin anymore.

>> No.36626267
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>>36626230

>> No.36626273

>>36626257
get a big guard dog

>> No.36626282
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>>36625986
I love how we can post any picture of a slutty human witch and call it a dark mage.

>> No.36626291
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What happened to all my porn, it's all shog stuff now for some reason. Did I download a virus?

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>>36626273
OK.

>> No.36626319

>>36626312
a bit small

>> No.36626320

why dont we do stories anymore?

>> No.36626336
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>> No.36626407

>>36626320
Get writing.

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>>36626407
I prefer drawing.

>> No.36626433
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Hey I found this weird robutt, what should I do?

>> No.36626454
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>> No.36626475

>>36626433
She's missing a synth womb, get one and install it asap

>> No.36626510

>>36626475
>I go to the local gremmart to get a synthwomb
>I find that there are none in stock for her model
>I go talk to the grmelin and bring the robutt with me
>The gremlin tells me that it will be a custom job due to the fact that no one has ever seen a robutt like her
>also the gremlin is salvaiting heavily

>> No.36626595

>>36626320
You want a story

>> No.36626597

>>36626257
Just let them have your nuts. They'll take good care of them

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>>36626282
least they still got that superhuman lust

>> No.36626638
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Big bad muscle gals were made to wear frilly dresses and be princess carried

>> No.36626659

>>36626638
but I want my wife to also wear a suit and alternate between carrying me and being carried!

>> No.36626688

>>36626320
You mean longer ones or just writing in general?

>> No.36626695
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>>36626659
Then your wife must be lithe and shorter than you

>> No.36626701

>>36626695
big strong wife

>> No.36626705

>>36626695
Would it be tough to convince your kiki to dress like a butler instead of a maid?

>> No.36626713

>>36626695
but how is she going to carry me?

>> No.36626717

>>36626705
yeah because it'll be domovoi's shtick

>> No.36626755

>>36626320
people do, they used use archiveofourown rather than pastebin.

>> No.36626761

>>36626755
but why?

>> No.36626762
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>>36626320
>Portals start appearing all over the world
>Rumors of different humanoid races on the other side, all female
>This is it; the day you've been waiting for
>The portal in your town has desert girls coming through it: anubi, a pharaoh, lamias, etc.
>Jackpot.jpg
>Drive to the portal
>Grab the copious amounts of body oil you have stored in your car
>Sneak behind a building
>Strip down naked
>Oil yourself up generously
>Slide on some loose shorts and a jacket to not arose suspicion from the onlookers and the girl coming through
>Get closer to the portal
>Now's your chance to run through
>Throw off your clothes and run at top speeds towards the portal
>Some guards try to grab you but you slip away
>You have a look of serious determination on your face
>Nothing will stop you
>Jump through the portal
>Pop out the other side to a handful of mages and girls lined up to go through
>Not what you're looking for
>Pause and scan around for your target
>The girls try to communicate with you to no avail; you're not interested in them
>Finally spot your target: the barren, desolate sands on the other side of the road
>Run again at top speeds
>An anubis speaks up in her native tongue "No sir! That's where the sandworms live!"
>Ignore her and run past the sign that warms of sandworms
>Run straight out into the sands
>The ground rumbles and a sandworm pops out, flinging you into the air
>You look back to the bewildered monster girls watching with confusion
>A tear of joy streams down your eye as you fall into the maw of the beast
>You give them one final salute before you get swallowed alive by the beast
There's your story, anon. Enjoy!

>> No.36626768

>>36626761
Pastebin nuked most nsfw content a while ago so ao3 it is

>> No.36626777

>>36626768
>nuked most nsfw content a while ago
why the hell has a bunch of companie cowtowed to prudes in recent years?

>> No.36626779
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Prime shog mouthpussy

>> No.36626784

>>36626777
$

>> No.36626789
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>>36625986
Too busy breeding this one

>> No.36626830
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>>36626779
shogs with lips are a very specific fetish I have developed.

>> No.36626843

>>36626705
Tell her you can't have a maid, then if she's clever she'll use a loophole and become your butler (female).

>> No.36626871

>>36626320
>We
First of all, /mgg/ isn't a monolith. Second of all, we still have Literally_Who, MagusAnon, IronBeast, etc. still writing to my knowledge. Thirdly, yes, you having an erotic dream about Henry Rollins does make you an Alp.

>> No.36626878

>>36626843
what if she isn't clever at all?

>> No.36626884

>>36626871
>First of all, /mgg/ isn't a monolith.
but we are

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>>36626878
Either drop unsubtle hints, or just don't be a bitch about it and say it directly.

>> No.36626919

>>36626705
>Ask kiki for her measurments
>Buy butler uniform for her
>Tell kiki she has a new uniform
>Give butler uniform
>She wears it cause you said so

>> No.36626920
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>>36625986

>> No.36626937

>>36626920
I need to be covered in her kisses

>> No.36626941

>>36626919
How about Shogs?

>> No.36626950
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>>36626937

>> No.36626965

>>36626830
Good girls made for seducing mastah

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>>36626950

>> No.36626971
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I love my big strong wife!

>> No.36626972

>>36626950
Let me be her reading stool!
>tfw no stoic bombshell dark mage mistress

>> No.36626980

>>36626950
I am going to molest her while she reads her tomes, I don't care if I get punished

>> No.36626981

>>36626941
>Ask shog to turn dress into butler uniform
>She does so

>> No.36626983
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>>36626971
Big strong girls truly are wife material.

>> No.36626986

>>36626966
Are all witches part cow or what

>> No.36626988
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>>36626986
don't call her a cow

>> No.36626993

>>36626971
Do you fuck her in the firefighter getup, anon?

>> No.36626995

>>36626986
It's where they store their mana.

>> No.36626997

>>36626986
Sabbath witches have them overcompensating to avoid any association.

>> No.36626998

>>36626320
Beast came back in this very thread

>> No.36627005

>>36626997
how cownterculture of them

>> No.36627008

>>36626992
cute cow

>> No.36627024
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>>36626995
so cows can be the best mages?

>> No.36627037
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>>36627005
you are corny

>> No.36627049

>>36627037
How do I get my money back from a bicorn whore, all she did was make me ride her and hop off to fuck random drunk monsters, homeless monster or homeless drunk monsters down dirty dark alleyways

>> No.36627061

>>36627049
>call a bicorn a whore
>fuck dirty monsters like a whore

>> No.36627075

>>36626884
>100 unique IPs
>With at least one to five shitposters
>A monolith

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>> No.36627078

>>36627076
I want right

>> No.36627083

This thread has been infiltrated by a coven of witches and dark mages!

>> No.36627086

>>36627076
I want all of them

>> No.36627089
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>> No.36627090
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>> No.36627093

>>36627075
Oh, sorry about that, 98 of those IPs are me.
It's just you, me, and that other guy here.

>> No.36627100
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>>36627093
I'm other guy and I like dark mages

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>>36612595

>> No.36627133
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>>36627093
No you.

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>>36627129
It's okay you can take out your frustration by raping me
Onis need a fuck outlet after all and my bones can't be shattered any further

>> No.36627169

>>36627089
What's she thinking about?

>> No.36627171
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36627171

I thought I ordered a wock maid?

>> No.36627180

>>36627169
big cheesy burgers

>> No.36627203
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>>36627100
you probably already seen it but this artist does some of my favorite magisa
https://www.pixiv.net/en/artworks/81721223

>> No.36627214

>>36627203
nope, thanks for that, fren

>> No.36627230
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>September 20th is an important day for occultism, witches, etc irl
>Suddenly all of this witch posting
Mmmmmmm

>> No.36627268 [SPOILER] 
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do not open

>> No.36627284

>>36627230
astrid deserved better than to be in a kuroinu game :V

>> No.36627295

>>36627284
All the girls from kuroinu did. So I'd rather pretend that shit doesn't exist and use the 10/10 designs.

>> No.36627386

>>36627268
oh god oh fuck

>> No.36627390
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>> No.36627409

>>36627268
What kind of dog does she own?

>> No.36627418

>>36627409
kobold would be the expected

>> No.36627445

>>36627133
>Giantessfaggotry
Fuck off dude

>> No.36627449

>>36627445
newfag

>> No.36627517

>>36618393
Being lewd towards the Human Monks she trains with no doubt.

>> No.36627570
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>> No.36627585
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>>36627570
that fox is missing something

>> No.36627594

>>36627585
thats what every monster is missing

>> No.36627598

>>36627570
I would like to put a baby in her oven if you know what I mean

>> No.36627609
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Heaven or hell?

>> No.36627611

>>36627609
Lets rock

>> No.36627614
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>>36627598

>> No.36627621

>>36627614
This is the optimal state of any monster girl, not just foxes

>> No.36627635

>>36627609
>tfw I just wanted milk

>> No.36627647

>>36627635
Each offer you corrupted and holy milk respectively, which do you pick?

>> No.36627660

>>36627647
gotta go with holy milk cause nuns are better than demons

>> No.36627674

>>36627647
mix them together and drink the neutralized product

>> No.36627717

>>36627609
Hell if she lets me stick it in her tail down there

>> No.36627718

>>36627614
yes, like that. much appreciated anon.

>> No.36627730
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>>36627718
no probelm

>> No.36627733

>>36627674
>it's just chocolate milk

>> No.36627748

>>36627733
>chocolate milk
nasty

>> No.36627776

>>36627647
would corrupted milk be blueberry milk?

>> No.36627804

>>36627609
Eternity

>> No.36627814

>>36627609
both

>> No.36627825
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>>36627748
Shit taste, especially since chocolate milk comes from chocolate cows

>> No.36627842

>>36627825
>chocolate milk comes from chocolate cows
lol, stupid american

>> No.36627846
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36627846

Would a March Hare make a good comedian?

>> No.36627849
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>>36627842
correct, chocolate milk comes from Ushi-Onis, regardless of skin color.

>> No.36627868
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>>36627849
so what if I milk this one?

>> No.36627873

>>36627849
i figure mint chocolate chip

>> No.36627890
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>> No.36627904

>>36627890
fishy:)

>> No.36627914
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>> No.36627947

>>36627570
>
>passenger side airbags

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>>36627904

>> No.36627953

>>36627846
I'm suddenly picturing a monsterized Izumi Maki from Martian Successor Nadesico. Jokes so bad, they come full circle and become funny.

>> No.36627969
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>> No.36627975

>>36627969
the booty cannot be contained

>> No.36628017

>>36627950
I want to molest their ear fins and hear what sounds a mermaid makes when she is aroused

>> No.36628058 [SPOILER] 
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help

>> No.36628070

>>36628058
something has gone wrong with that computer

>> No.36628077

>>36628070
its perfectly fine, it just has 12 cores cpus

>> No.36628088
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>>36612595

>> No.36628097

>>36627449
>Calling out /d/ shit is newfaggotry

>> No.36628138
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>>36626993
The helmet stays on during sex!

>> No.36628141

>>36621759
I'm that anon. Thank you based God!
>Do you guys like 2nd person writing, or you like the 3rd/1st one more which I usually use more?
Really, they're equal & worth of each other with me. If anything, coming across both at random brings variety.

>> No.36628178

>>36616083
>>36627409
>>36627418
Would other monster girls own Kobolds? Are you allowed to own a pet Kobold that isn't your wife?

>> No.36628217

>>36627609
you use the Dark milk with your tea and the Light milk with your coffee, duh

>> No.36628229

>>36628217
>drinking tea
pansy
>drinking coffee
old

>> No.36628241

>>36628217
>>36628229 is right, the only thing that should be mixing with milk is alcohol

>> No.36628252

>>36628241
>milk and alcohol
why ruin perfectly good milk like that?

>> No.36628262
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>>36626950
God, just imagine her sitting on your face while she reads. I hope she's a slow reader.

>> No.36628282

>>36628252
don't knock it till you try it

>> No.36628338
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So we're posting witches and mages now?

>> No.36628351
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>>36628338
yes

>> No.36628606
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36628606

I thought slimes were bubbly and happy, how come my maid slime is sour dour and stern?

>> No.36628609

how do I attract gremlins?

>> No.36628619

>>36628606
not enough penis

>> No.36628635
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36628635

Grudges, bird or dragon?

>> No.36628636

>>36628606
she wasn't properly socialized at a young age

>> No.36628637

>>36628609
furiously break your own car

>> No.36628646

>>36628635
always pick dragon

>> No.36628660

Good night Anons, take care and don't burn down the thread.

Instead, remember to spend time with those bumblebee girls before winter hits and they get comfy in their hive to relax all winter after working so hard all summer.

>> No.36628674 [SPOILER] 
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So Anon, you won't lose if a girl attacks your ears, right?

>> No.36628692
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>>36628674
easy

>> No.36628701

>>36628674
i will simply convince the mindflayer to remove herself from my ear with strength of rhetoric

>> No.36628706

>>36628674
the best defense is a good offense, go for their ears first and molest them well

>> No.36628720

>>36628674
I will never lose because I will never go outside, it doesn't matter if we were on this world or on the mg's, I'll remain a neet inside my cozy home

>> No.36628732

>>36628720
>quote from man who was later kikied

>> No.36628744

>>36628720
If Beel-chan doesn't get you, the Devil Bugs will.

>> No.36628746

>>36628732
Just because he's a NEET doesn't mean he doesn't take care of his home.

>> No.36628755

>>36628720
is your house slime proof?

>> No.36628765

>>36628732
>>36628744
my home is very clean and tidy, thank you very much.
>>36628755
it's an apartment, so I guess? seems a bit too complicated for a slime

>> No.36628775

>>36628765
>lives in an apartment
not slime proof at all

>> No.36628788
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36628788

You people sure act smug even though everyone in school knows you whored yourselves to the teachers for grades.

>> No.36628793

>>36628775
what classifies as slime proof? couldn't they get into any home through the plumbing anyway?

>> No.36628798

>>36628692
>You can admire my smooth, round ears, but you cannot touch them.

>> No.36628800

>>36628788
it's not "whoring", it's called "strategical marriage" or "a happy end to all"

>> No.36628804

>>36628793
no force is greater than a slime with single minded determination

>> No.36628814

>>36628788
and? whats the probelm? I am a strong independent man that needs no monster

>> No.36628823

>>36628793
haha I wouldn't worry about it, slime invasion rates are GREATLY overstated.
Anyways, remember to leave your faucets dripping at night when it gets cold, everyone.

>> No.36628845

>>36628141
P.S. Didn't notice the spoiler immediately.
Stay strong anon, it all passes. I've been mentally sitting on a frying pan this whole year myself & still can't even name the city I'd live in by the end of it, but it does get better. Make mantis-chan inwardly proud of your stoicism.

>> No.36628863

>>36627614
How would she react if you looked her in the eyes and said "More!"

>> No.36628865
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>Y-You're not supposed to get the riddle wrong on purpose!

>> No.36628875

>>36628863
how do you think?

>> No.36628889
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how do spooders deal with guys with arachnophobia?

>> No.36628899

>>36628889
the answer is always brutal mind shattering rape

>> No.36628908
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>>36628660
Still appreciate you brother

>> No.36628959

>>36628845
Thank you

>> No.36628968

>>36628889
Blowing gently into their ears.

>> No.36629024
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>>36628889
Give them the same thing all human boys want

>> No.36629063

remember brutal mind shattering rape is the best rape, accept no less

>> No.36629089

>>36629063
but I only want gentle, hand-holding, babymaking rape with a hakutaku whispering in my ear how the process of impregnation works...

>> No.36629097

>>36629089
then it ain't rape, its making love

>> No.36629102

>>36629089
it's rape because we never met before and my legs are tied

>> No.36629113

>>36629102
>>36629097
meant to reply to you, sorry am inebriated goodnight

>> No.36629264

fuck sleeping

>> No.36629297

>Gremlin digs up old automaton
>Starts fixing her but gets confused when the data shows she's running an unknown script that's taking up entire terabytes of ramm
>It's several thousand sock puppet runescape accounts across multiple servers spamming "buying bf" at the Grand Exchange

>> No.36629356
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Pandas dont get enough love :(

>> No.36629385

>>36629356
Need a Panda on the thicker side.

>> No.36629389

>>36628692
This is wrong: yes you don’t let your ears be molested, but you give her a total opening to rip down your pants and suck your dick!

>> No.36629404

>>36629389
helicopter manveuar

>> No.36629421

>manveuar
I think anon spun too much...

>> No.36629438

>>36628788
Hey whatever I did or didn’t do with my Dark Elf principal is none of your business, and the money I made was paid for my time and my time only. Anything else was done with a consenting teacher and student.

>> No.36629447

>>36628788
she told me fucking her was the assignment....

>> No.36629466

>>36627295
It still exists, though.

>> No.36629765

>>36616522

Hi, I am the guy that wrote that post. The sign read "looking for a tall muscular girl to protect me". The specific monstergirls KC said would likely find it delicious and go after you are Ogres, Minotaurs, Amazons and Hellhounds and other species he did not named. Jinkos if not in heat, would be worried about you and tell you that you are likely to be attacked if you are wearing that and ask if you are okay with that because they are "gentlemen", at which point it would be a good idea to get to know each other.

>> No.36629833

>>36629765
I relate to Jinkos now, that I know they are turbovirgins that have to make up reasons, to explain to the opposite sex why are they talking to her.

>> No.36629904 [DELETED] 

>>36616466

>>36629833
>that I know they are turbovirgins that have to make up reasons, to explain to the opposite sex why are they talking to her.

Those are actually Dragons, the incels of MGEverse, which need to either be defeated by a man to justify becoming "lizards" or a "you are a fragile treasure that needs to be protected!" excuse to approach you. With some literally dying virgins just because they never found a man that gave them some of these 2 excuses.

>> No.36630129

>>36629765
Im gunna pick on a jinko for being such a massive fucking white knight.

>> No.36630206
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>>36629833
Tigers are from India
Jinkos are just Indian men sexually harassing you on Facebook as a monster girl. Imagine what your dms would look like if they had internet access
>helo sir u have big cok can I see it?
>pls we make good sexy time I can assure you enjoy
>sir u are very handsome show cok and bals
>please respond bitch lasagna

>> No.36630224

>>36630206
>I showed bobs and vagene now answer me

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>>36630206

>> No.36630281
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>>36630206

>> No.36630337

>>36630224
>>I showed bobs and vagene now answer me

But I asked you to show abs and bicep.

>> No.36630381

>>36630206
Tigers can also be from Russia.

>> No.36630413

>>36630381
Or China.

>> No.36630426

>>36630413
>>36630381
>>36630206
Snow tiger girls from not!Siberia, Chocolate tiger girls from not!India, Asian tiger girls from not!China Mountains

>> No.36630444

>>36630206
>>36630381
>>36630413
>>36630426
Either way; they are all stupid white knights who want to envelop you in their stupid big boobs!

>> No.36630450

>>36628788
sorry, can't hear you over my passing grades and the moaning of the teacher (my wife)

>> No.36630457

>>36630426
>Snow tiger girls from not!Siberia, Chocolate tiger girls from not!India

What about white fured chocolate skinned tiger girls?

>> No.36630463
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36630463

If jinkos are from those countries, does it mean manticores are from not!africa and southwest Europe?
Imagine manticore with an Italian accent
>ey boy! Co'mere and let momma Manti-corre give you sum' taillovin'

>> No.36630485

>>36628788
I've seen you around, do you actually play inti creates stuff or just shitpost?

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>>36630485
Not that guy but I do partake in their delicious slime girls

>> No.36630536

>>36630463
Manticores are from Persian myth aren't they?

>> No.36630581

>Had a dream about making a army of p'orcs by breeding them.
I have found my calling.

>> No.36630603

>>36630536
Yeah but the myth spreaded to all Mediterranean region.

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>>36630581
I had a dream where I was trying to go up a practically vertical hill by clinging to trees but I couldn't reach the top because instead of a tree there was a microphone that probably couldn't support my weight.
It's an abstract kind of feel.

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36630628

>>36630485
Yes, even Dragon Marked for Death

>> No.36630748
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36630748

Does muscle milk work will I really become strong enough to pin a minotaur down if I drink it?

>> No.36630749
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>>36630536
>tfw no cute brown, Iranian manticore gf to hate sunni dogs with

>> No.36630834

>>36630619
>Nightmare invades anons dreams
>Sees this
>Becomes so confused by the whole thing she can't even seduce him

>> No.36630859
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36630859

Is the underground ghoul rape dungeon a dungeon where I rape ghouls or where ghouls rape me?

>> No.36630861

>>36630834
The weird part is this wasn't the first such hill I've struggled to scale in my dreams. Maybe she's waiting at the top?

>> No.36630887

>>36630861
>shy nightmare is shy even in the dreamland
>hides behind obstacles in dreams to slow anon down
>as he's about to reach her, she makes the obstacle impossible to overcome
Is this how sleephorses spill their spaghetti?

>> No.36630930

>>36630859
Depending on how lucky you are: Yes.

>> No.36630970

>>36630859
If I ask nicely, will the ghouls not rape me as hard?
What if I ask them to just hold me after they're done raping me?

>> No.36630977

>>36630887
Time to touch the untouchable, do the impossible
ROW ROW ROW

>> No.36631009

>>36629356
>>36629385
Maybe they can get more love by stopping all those human rights violations, organ harvesting, data and IP thefts, and cease their belligerent geopolitical tomfoolery.

>> No.36631068

>>36628865
h-haha yes I purposely got the riddle wrong! after all no one would be that stupid right?

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