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Fucking hell, I'll make it then.

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>> No.36759052

How would a Jinko react if she has been training her chubby husband to have a more healthy lifestyle, She is proud of how much he has improved. And then she discovers he has been cheating and is heavily dosed and on multiple weight loss spells and he keeps eating all the junk food?

>> No.36759063
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oh no

>> No.36759096
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36759096

Make five more to send the message.

>> No.36759132
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36759132

You made it to 1000. The Mofukuza is satisfied...for now.

>> No.36759151

>>36759132
how many more old hag tails must I fluff to finally pay back my debt?

>> No.36759153

>>36759035
>we have two threads up now (excluding the warhammerfag one)
it's all so tiresome

>> No.36759164

I am usually not for harems. But I think Soldier Beetles work way better in a harem. Being escorted and held by a squad of soldier girls sounds more arousing to me than having just 1.

>> No.36759171
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>>36759132
Yes Kitsune mama-san.

>> No.36759190
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36759190

Submit to eradicate the male elf population.

>> No.36759198
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>>36759132
...the Winterstown Mob, on the other hand, isn't so happy.

>> No.36759200

>このままだと英語圏への印象がどんどん悪くなっちゃうので、英語圏の方に話を聞きたいところですが
Bros, is KC going to pull the plug on the western fanbase? Is he going to cancel the MGE RPG english translation?

>> No.36759222

>>36759200
He should learn to ignore twitter, his fanbase in the west isn't on twitter.

>> No.36759228

>>36759164
I have a thing for parties. So like a warrior girl, a mage girl and an assassin girl feels really balanced and that would work.

>> No.36759234

>>36759200
>If this continues, my impression of English-speaking countries will get worse and worse, so I'd like to talk to some English-speaking people.
According to deepL anyway

>> No.36759238

>>36759190
Is this a VN?

>> No.36759244

>>36759222
>his fanbase in the west isn't on twitter.
Except all the art that he retweets?

>> No.36759257

>>36759200
Can anyone tween him asking which species of monster girls would use the age difference “less than centuries” excuse to escort/monopolize their husbands?

>> No.36759270

>>36759200
if it's more of that awful "cummie wummie" talk we got from the imp I'm not opposed to a cancellation

>> No.36759279

>>36759222
Yeah, someone tell him gaijin Twitter is a fucking scourge.

>> No.36759293

>>36759222
This issue isn't even about twitter.

>> No.36759344

>>36759293
If it's about the retarded edgelords, they're not indicative of fanbase either.

>> No.36759350

Actually how do you people ask him questions in twitter? Should I run my question to DeepL to japanese first? Or just ask in english? I’d think he’d like it if someone asked in english knowing his work spread that far

>> No.36759358
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36759358

Here's your new meido, /jp/

>> No.36759361

>>36759198
>get off that Monberian scarf knitting forum and come cuddle me, dear

>> No.36759366

>>36759293
We are probably the most sane western MGE fan community, which says a lot.

>> No.36759373

>>36759366
Yaaay!

>> No.36759379

>>36759200
Given how much of an absolute fucking scourge The West, or if you want the FOX News version, 'The Left' tend to be when it comes to invading fan bases, he's absolutely in the right to do so. American feminists have been bitching for literally years that MGE dehumanizes and itemizes women when unlike their oddly infantilized view of a woman's sexuality, monsters are HAPPY to be engaging in sex with men.

It also doesn't help that MGU and SpaceBattles/FF.net have and had made it a point to fucking spam guro content at him when his MGE setting has always been a sort of escape from the Hell that is Modern Day Japan Work Culture. But no, these stupid fucking faggots had to forget that even the Buddha loses patience when insulted or struck three times.

So, thin skin on KC's part or not, he's 100% within his rights as the creator of MGE to say fuck it and pull out.

>> No.36759382

>>36759358
The best kind of elf.

>> No.36759414
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>>36759358
i want a smaller one, with horns and hooves, preferably 1000+ years old

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>>36759414
here you go

>> No.36759470

>>36759200
I'm fucking pissed some underage edgelord is gonna ruin MGE so he can have his shitty fucking fanfiction

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>>36759414
She's a goat and when I asked she slurred that she's '69 hundred' years old, so take her

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>>36759454
what kind of monster is that

>> No.36759493

>>36759470
I mean on one hand I feel you anon, but at the same time this wouldn't be an issue if KC wasn't on this level of autism. He's too sensitive

>> No.36759550

>>36759293
Sure it is, that place a den of marxists and snowflakes who think everything revolves around them and seek to influence the creative direction of fandoms and intimidate creators into doing what they want. It serves no other purpose.

>> No.36759566

Anyone with access to KC's sekret klub twitter tell us what's going on? Has anyone tried to contact him and let him know this is a sole edgelord unassociated with most people?

>> No.36759569

>>36759379

When have feminists complained about MGE? Do you have an example? Aside from that ANN review I have not seen it. MGE, as far as I know, is still too dark to draw the attention of SJWs.

>> No.36759744

>>36759153
The other one had been up for several days and nobody was in it.

>> No.36759749

>>36759198
how do yeti mobsters be?

>> No.36759763

dwarf and elf incubi are the only male non humans left right?

>> No.36759764

>>36759471
Dangerously based

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>>36759749
>I'm gonna make him an offa he can't refuse. And if he does...gonna feed 'im to the wendigos.

>> No.36759842

>>36759763
Male elves and dwarves incubize because they're counted as a sub-type of humans.

>> No.36759884

>>36759475
The best kind

>> No.36759888

>>36759200

Should we as English speaking fanbase, commission some fanart specifically to thank KC for his work, like those he get for his birthday? I think this would make way more of an impression to him. Specifically if we post the art with an explanation on how he has an English fanbase that likes MGE for what it is and that guys like the one he is complaining about are a minority despised by most of the fanbase. We could use DEEPL for it, but it might be better for once to pay a translator for the explanation. We know KC sees all MGE Twitter art, so he will definitively see it.

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>>36759884
Doesn't look like a bunyip to me but I'm not wearing my glasses

>> No.36759911

>>36759744
two days, it was made along with the previous one. I'm not complaining that we didn't move but that they keep bumping it

>> No.36759930

>>36759910
I mean body type wise, yips can be the best too (even though they are already great as is)

>> No.36759972

>>36759888
I'm a poorfag and can't draw, but good luck.
>>36759911
I bumped it right before this one was made. I'm not gonna force it, but it would be nice if duplicates started getting pruned again.

>> No.36759978

>>36759379
>the FOX News version, 'The Left'
I don't want to get political but you're such a boomer. You seriously made a Fox News joke in current year, you really need to get with the times.

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manster gurl politicals

>> No.36760115

>>36759550
But KC got triggered by HFY gorefest, not SJW whining

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>>36760049

>> No.36760184
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36760184

I want to go to a monster girl concert!

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>> No.36760276

>>36760184
Kikis wearing anything more casual than a meido outfit is always cute

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>>36760224
>>36760127
STOW THROWING SHIT AT ME

>> No.36760295

>>36759200

I'm honestly getting annoyed with western fans who keep bringing up HFY fics to KC's attention. All it does is piss him off and possibly threaten the EN MGE fandom from getting any more translation support. As much as I wish KC wouldn't be so sensitive, it seems like we can't convince him. At the very least, we could just let the HFY-fags be retarded in their own corner rather than constantly tattling on them.

>> No.36760317

>>36760289
i want a monster girl to throw her worn panties at me like that

>> No.36760339

>>36760317
>not her milky bra

>> No.36760350

>>36759200
What does this say?

>> No.36760362

>>36760350
>>36759234

>> No.36760376

>>36760295
Who even told him about some FF fic? Obviously KC didn't find it himself since he is shit at english and probably doesn't know about FF existence

>> No.36760395

>>36759566
Did some searching and from what I can gather, some unknown person sent KC a link to one of those edgelord Dark Souls fic (The Knight or some shit) and either told him it was a mamono slaughterfest, KC used DeepL and discovered that himself, or just straight up taunted him.

KC then contacted the author and told him that, as the original author, he didn't want his work associated with that shit and for him to take down the story. Edgefag told him to fuck off and that he would write whatever he wanted. KC posted on his sekrit twitter that he couldn't believe how disrespectful the edgefag was being and japanese fans also got mad. KC decided to ask if there was some way to ask the site to take the story down, leading to someone linking him fanfiction.net copyright procedure. Edgefag got triggered and posted an announcement on his fic about KC threatening to shut it down, leading to a bunch of either kids, faggots, ESL fags or all of them to also get assblasted and start posting about how KC is a a fucking incel asshole and that he is powerless to shut the story down and monsters deserve to be killed. KC apparently read these reviews and is getting the impression that the western community is full of retard edgelords that think they can disrespect him as much as they wish and so asked to talk to other english speaking people because he knows that the HFY faggots aren't the totality of the western fans but still would like to talk to others to get some reassurance.

tl;dr: HFY edgefags fucking up yet again due to thinking their fics have any value and so they can thrash talk KC to his face. Some are afraid that the HFY Fromsoftware crossover retards will end shitting things up for everybody else.

>> No.36760396

>>36760376
Stupid fucking autists told him about it in a similar fashion to when MGU used to spam the monster girls heads on pikes images at him. They wanted to get a rise out of him and then cry foul like cock slapping a mouse trap and the metal of it snapping shut on you.

>> No.36760410

>>36760295
>HFY
I can understand that when humans are legit heroes like the end of mass effect 1

>> No.36760419

>>36759200
Fucking anglos are gonna ruin this for us

>> No.36760460

You know the first time I realized why it's sometimes not a good idea for an author being aware of the western fanbase is when that happened with the artist of waramote and a bunch of anons decided to spam dick pics to her.

>> No.36760482

>>36760350
Says: At this rate, my impression of the English-speaking world will get worse and worse, so I would like to talk to English-speaking people.
>simple Google trans

>> No.36760499

>>36760460
why the fuck people like to do this type of things and mess with artists like that?

>> No.36760500

>>36760482
>so I would like to talk to English-speaking people.
Is he asking us to weight in?

>> No.36760506

There's literally nothing even slightly bad about this happening, westerners always and I mean ALWAYS fuck up japanese entertainment so KC doing this just makes sure that never happens to MGE. This isn't even an issue if you people actually know Japanese, you do know Japanese, right?

>> No.36760515

Turns out the guy is from space battle it all makes sense now

>> No.36760548
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>>36760515
For real? Because if you're not lying that really does explain everything lmao

>> No.36760555

>>36760499
Some guys just want to watch the world burn.

>> No.36760556

>>36760548
https://www.fanfiction.net/s/13568747/42/The-Knight it writes itself

>> No.36760576

>>36760548
fuck these hfy idiots, fuck edgy shit, all I want is some angel milk

>> No.36760589
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>>36760506
ummm
koneecheewa

>> No.36760602
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>>36760589
naruhodone

>> No.36760607

>>36760499
It's evolution baby

>> No.36760610

>>36760576
>fuck these hfy idiots, fuck edgy shit, all I want is some angel milk

And the HFY fic in question has 359,139 words in it. Imagine if that autism was directed towards making cute and sexy MG stories instead of cringe murderporn.

>> No.36760626

>>36760607
more like regression

>> No.36760629

>>36760506
Nope
Was on my bucket list for years and now I'm too busy

>> No.36760632

>>36760602
Ikuuuuu

>> No.36760651

>>36760506
nihongo muzukashi desu

>> No.36760653

>>36760499
She took it in good stride and even referenced the incident in am epilog irc

>> No.36760654

I hope someone tells KC that this branch is not only almost certainly children, but also is not only entirely unrelated but also practically unknown to his main fanbase.

>> No.36760666

Fuck, it's pretty sad that KC can start hating Western community because of some incel edgykid. Try to change his opinion, Westanons, i believe in you.
t.Russian

>> No.36760688

>>36760666
>unholy trips of russian satan
I will try

>> No.36760715

>>36760666
>incel

>> No.36760725

>>36760666
Nah, I hope westeners make it worse. This shit needs to crash asap.

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>>36748760
>only 3m
You are like little baby

>> No.36760733

>everyone ITT implying that this board is the core of the western fanbase

Are you all retarded? I'd wager there are <250 active users here at any given time. The fucking MGE wiki forums probably see more use. Unfortunately, most of the western fanbase likely can't be fucked to align with the ideals that KC espouses

>> No.36760746

>>36760733
>MGE wiki forums
How many people are there?

>> No.36760765

>>36760746
>How many people are there?
https://youtu.be/Y5NTgZA-xWE

>> No.36760791

>>36760666
Hasn't he always hated us?

>> No.36760796

>>36760666
Just introduce him to tame people in the west who would completely meet his standards and are uncontroversial. Like wock or gazerfag.

>> No.36760801

>>36760791
Maybe you, he loves me

>> No.36760840

>>36760666
I'm on his sekrit twitter, so I can try.

>>36760791
He is the only japanese porn artist that I know that wasted all his paytreon money on english translations for his fans, so I'm pretty sure he doesn't hate us.

>> No.36760847

>>36760506
based JOP

>>36759888
you're thinking too much with the carrot, anon. You need to think with the stick. If a bunch of his patreon NEETbux were to disappear, I'm sure he'd rethink his stance

>> No.36760849

>>36760840
>wasted all his paytreon money on english translations for his fans
For realsies?

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>>36759035

>> No.36760863

>>36760733
Even if they don't align 100% with KC's ideals I'm ready to bet they're not the type to write 350k+ word hatefics.

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>> No.36760872

>>36760666
Лел, у нас на фикбуке куча вахи кросоверов же?

>> No.36760915
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>>36760849
For realsies, anon.

>> No.36760918

man,, I bothered to speedread the first chapter of the shitty HFY fic and I just don't get it, what's the point? he has the character acknowledge that the monsters aren't actual man eaters/killers (which is what the order says) but then still insists on killing them? what for? I just can't wrap my head around it

>> No.36760929

>>36760915
God I hope he just pulls out and goes back to the Japanese. Fuck the lot of westerners that do this to KC.

>> No.36760941

>>36760863
I mean that one guy wrote a fallout mlp crossover twice as long ass that for some raisin
Those kinds of weirdos are everywhere

>> No.36760946

>>36760918
to reason with it is folly

>> No.36760966

>>36760872
Эти вахакроссоверы дальше фикбука не уходят, арты по ним также никто не рисует. Да и пишут их обычно школьники и первокуры во время каникул, после окончания которых они либо замораживают свои опусы, либо вовсе удаляют.

>> No.36760975

>>36760941
what's worse is that there's actually quite the market for it, some sperg I used to play FFXIV with wrote this edgy goreshit xcom/mlp crossover that has over 1 million reads and like 6000 likes

>> No.36760989

>>36760975
I almost fell into that camp once

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>> No.36761029

>>36761005
>flatty
she makes up for that with her fat tail

>> No.36761043

>>36759238
Youkoso! sukebe elf no mori e
It also has 4 animated episodes.

>> No.36761049

>>36760918
To be fair even though they aren't murderous or intentionally malicious, the monsters are still sometimes huge cunts and serial NAP violators even in canon and not just in stale thread memes.

>> No.36761050

>>36760666
not my job to nuthug him just because he takes murderfag autists too seriously

>> No.36761051

>>36760918
Because muh humanity.
>>36760725
t. salty 2hufag

>> No.36761071

>>36761049
But some of us like that about them. If you do not like it, you should just focus on the girls that fit your fetishes.

>> No.36761092
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36761092

If you want a monster girl setting with death and edge then why not just use Monster Girl Quest?

>> No.36761095

>>36760395

I completely support KC but here:

"I don't want to think that everyone over there is like that, but it seems like there are a lot of people who really think that "derivative works (fanfiction) are not subject to copyright and copyright guidelines".

KC is just plain wrong, fanfiction is indeed not subject to copyright laws. Don't get me wrong, it is edgy as shit and has no place in MGE. But copyright has zero power here. On the other hand I get why the fanfic writer is pissed and refuses to take it down. I guess it feels to him, like if Disney came after a fanfiction writer and demanded it to be taken down.

>> No.36761096

>>36760666
there's little we can do SS-18 Satan our autists scream loud, are really in your face online and are very hard to shut up

>> No.36761104

>>36760791

He paid money from his pocket to give the English fanbase a playable game, though he said it would be a one time thing and in the future he would only translate when the Patreon money allowed it.

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>>36759035

>> No.36761115

>>36761092
because KC worked on that some too, hence it doesn't have death nor edge?

>> No.36761117

>>36761049
>NAP
there's no NAP to be violated in the first place, they didn't agree to it, and I doubt that monster-friendly states are attacked by big rape armies. even then, that doesn't justify killing when you have demon realm silver which just incapacitates the target and you only need a bit of it to make a regular weapon an energy-sapping weapon instead.

>> No.36761119

>>36761092
Because MGQ monsters actually fight back.

>> No.36761151

>>36761106
Aww, am glad greenworm anon is still a peraon

>> No.36761152

>>36761092
Because then you can't show your intellectual superiority by being a contrarian and using one setting that doesn't fit murder fantasies.

>> No.36761154

>>36761119
>implying that MGE monsters don't fight back

>> No.36761173

>>36761095
theres different laws in japan, doujins get by because nobody cares, but him as the creator has the right to stop anything related to his work over there; the thing is with ff.net is their tos has copyright based on the works country of origin

>> No.36761180

>>36761092
Edgelords aren't edgy because they like killing the idea of killing monsters, they are edgy because they want to stop people from enjoying things. KC should have ignored those fags, now we are going to have to deal with even more of them.

>> No.36761186

>>36760918
The average internet user knows absolutely nothing about MGE, what they know is the warped funhouse mirror version painted by all the MGU/SB era memes.
>Mamono are pure evil, they rape you and then brainwash you into thinking you love them!
>They attack men and women on sight!
>They're genociding humanity!
>Monsterization is ego death!
>Incubization turns you in a drooling cumpump!

>> No.36761207

>>36760929
>God I hope he just pulls out and goes back to the Japanese

You are aware if he does, we will be left without the MGE game, right? Why the fuck would you want this? Why should we suffer for what other shit westerners do? It is like saying because SJWs shit on Japan then Japan should cut us from all manga and anime and let us to rot with Americunt comics. Why? Why should we suffer for what SJWs do?

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>>36761092
Or you can just make your own MG setting with blackjack and hookers.
>>36759379
>>36760396
>MGU
I'm getting a "Server Not Found" when I try to go there. Did they shut down, or did they just move to a new domain?

>> No.36761227

>>36761186
yes, but if you only read through the encyclopedia and weren't clued in on KC's stances you would have zero idea that this isn't the case. It's easy to misinterpret- there is a lore argument for everything you just posted. The best the books do is "the monsters are *probably* right"

>> No.36761257

>>36761154
Not in these fanfics. They stand there, wide-eyed, stammering "Impossible! H-how can this be!" when the edgelord MC is unaffected by their charm magic / demon silver weapon / suave pickup line, giving him all the time in the world to spout a one-liner and murder them horribly.

>> No.36761300

>>36761257
this whole affair just saddens me

>> No.36761326

>>36761257
That is as bas as the /tg/ trash that people tend to post here from time to time

>> No.36761336

>>36761326
Same people

>> No.36761347

>>36761257
>suave pickup line
I really want a Demon or Manticore to use one on me.

>> No.36761388

>>36761347
I want to tell a demon
"did it hurt when you fell from heaven?"

>> No.36761394

I just want to get raped by a Troll or a band of Orcs

>> No.36761396
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>>36761347

>> No.36761409
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>>36761347
I stand no chance against sultry and seductive demons!

>> No.36761412

>>36761218
Making your own setting is nice. Both for greater creative control and the fact that you can know the worlds entire history.

>> No.36761422

>>36761117
>I doubt that monster-friendly states are attacked by big rape armies
That's because they're already completely controlled puppet states, why would anyone attack their own vassals who aren't stepping out of the line?
>even then, that doesn't justify killing when you have demon realm silver which just incapacitates the target and you only need a bit of it to make a regular weapon an energy-sapping weapon instead.
Doesn't basically any monster-affiliated magic item corrupt or fuck over the user if used against monsters, although as I recall KC hasn't written about any instance of the Order using demon silver against monsters so there's no way to know for sure. Also it's not like they'll just give up and not attack again if they were slapped around with demon silver and they only need to win once, so it wouldn't even be a good strategy to fight them with with kid gloves on if you're actually trying to win.

Not trying to defend shitty edgelord fanfic, but there's plenty of times in both official material and the various types of fan writing we have here where repelling the monsters with force would be entirely justified by the very least from the viewpoint of the humans, and if they died from it they could only blame themselves for going in the kitchen and turning up the heat.

>> No.36761440

>>36760049
That's a scary looking Cheshire

>> No.36761453

>>36760506
domo arigato mister roboto

>> No.36761457

>>36761394
I just want to get raped by a next door neighbour big titty CC oppai loli megane Troll lady, is that too much asking for?

>> No.36761463
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>>36759808
Wendi-chan is a low level grunt in the Winterstown Mob, she'll rank up someday but not today

>> No.36761475

>>36761440
Spooky sadistic cheshires makes for good fearboner material to be honest.

still very loving though of course

>> No.36761481

>>36761463
Wendigos go from the small, almost goblin tier mob to the adult dire versions that can serve as zone bosses.

>> No.36761492
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I am ready for the dom wisp. I think

>> No.36761512

>>36761457
Silly anon lolis can't rape

>> No.36761520

>>36761481
Do they also get much better at cooking delicious meat dishes?

>> No.36761523

>>36761326
Speaking of why is those other threads still around?

>> No.36761530

>>36761520
Not unless you get one to spec in chef
Most of the time they just do simple cooking and roast caribu over open fires.

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>>36761520
Yup, they're like dragons where the bigger and higher quality their hoard of stretchy meat is, the more powerful they are

>> No.36761556

>>36761523
Meido can't be bothered to even pretend to give a shit anymore.

>> No.36761561

>>36761539
No, he's talking about if THEY get better at cooking.
You can feed a low level wendi into a variety of subtypes depending on what type of meat, seasonings, and foods you give them.

>> No.36761590

Perentie handles a lot of english mge translation stuff, at least managing it? I hope someone is able to put good word for the rest of our community. I'm scared to see what the other Japanese say

>> No.36761602

>>36761590
I saw we leave them alone as no good would come from this.

>> No.36761604

>>36759454
Someone has a gallery or an archive with Nav's art? All the ones I find are just based on his pixiv and all the lewds are gone

>> No.36761614

>>36761590
>good word
I'd prefer just not being noticed at all to be honest desu

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>>36761556
That's why you never hire a human meido to do a kiki's job.

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>> No.36761711

>>36761656
How did Sirius ever graduate from the meido academy in the first place?

>> No.36761715

>>36761422
>That's because they're already completely controlled puppet states, why would anyone attack their own vassals who aren't stepping out of the line?
bit reducionist to call any monster-friendly state a puppet or vassal, there's also degrees of friendlyness like the states which aren't in favor of monsters but don't mind kobolds and holstaurs for example.
>Doesn't basically any monster-affiliated magic item corrupt or fuck over the user if used against monsters
it's just an ore, it doesn't come imbued with demonic energy.
Don't get me wrong anon, I'm not trying to argue about war logistics or whether this or that is justified, I'm just saying there are alternatives within the universe which I personally prefer because they make ME more comfortable.
>kids gloves
monsters also wear them considering they hide their powerlevel.
Anyway, thanks Ares' blessing reducing the number of deaths in human-monster conflicts the need to worry about this kind of thing is a bit pointless in canon.

>> No.36761774

I only ever use Human-Monster conflicts for humorous setups

>> No.36761797

>>36761774
I wish you the very best in all your future endeavors, anon.

>> No.36761804

ha the little edgeshit deleted his post about KC, he might be in this thread bros

>> No.36761837

i feel like amazons would be annoying to be around(Assuming you and them both have separate spouses so its a platonic interaction)

>> No.36761846

>>36761804
good, he might learn something

>> No.36761847

>>36761804
doubt it

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>>36761457
I don't think it's possible to lolify something as big and meaty as this

>> No.36761861

>>36761457
Yes it is

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>>36761804
Nah, he is pretty clueless.

>> No.36761875

>>36761837
They’d report you to your wife every time you engage in sluttish or dangerous behavior.

>> No.36761876

>>36761837
I guess it'd be like living near the amish (with a bit more bark) at most. amazons do try to convert women to their point-of-view which might be annoying, maybe outspoken vegans are a better comparison.

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>>36761851
I would only do an adult Troll, but Troll daughters must be cute.

>> No.36761879

>>36761851
But oppai lolification is possible, we have the technology!

>> No.36761893

>>36761864
My God what age is this retard? 14?

>> No.36761907

>>36761879
>Oppai loli
is that loli body with fat titties, if it is, ewwww

>> No.36761911

>>36761893
Most of the retarded edgefags are, they think it's cool but also get insanely butthurt and throw a hissy fit at the slightest criticism, and the thing is a lot of us were probably somewhat like them at that age, kids are just fucking stupid.

>> No.36761916

>>36761879
>oppai lolification
I like to call it "Navification"

>> No.36761920
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I miss the old days

>> No.36761933

Never really undestood why ff.nets writer's are so blood thirsty
Not just MGE fanfics either, quite a lot of storys ramp up the grit and violence

>> No.36761934

How the hell does KC manage to find only the worst fanfics? Is there some sort of inquisition that reports every bad story too him? I don't ever think that he's reacted positively to a story.

>> No.36761940

>>36761934
>Is there some sort of inquisition that reports every bad story too him?

yes

>> No.36761942

>>36761911
Sure but when I had my dumb edgelord atheist phase I’d write a fanfic of RWBY, which by all means is a setting with murderous monsters and corrupt organizations.
It ust doesn’t make sense for me for this to be happening and for this reaction in many different levels. The MGE setting, updating the chapter constantly to report what’s going on as if it’s twitter, this dumb paranoia etc.

>> No.36761943

>>36761876
Unlike vegans amazons are right

>> No.36761950

>>36761934
Becuase he's not looking for them
What he see's is shit that gets sent straight too his face like when grigori directly messaged him his blackjack and hookers army bullshit

>> No.36761957

>>36761934
Trolls knowing how he’d react and wanting to see the world burn

>> No.36761962

>>36761837
what other monsters would suck to be around platonically? or anything interesting

>> No.36761971

>>36761920
I wish I was here for the old days. All I can do is read the old stuff. I feel like one of those 'born in the wrong generation' fags

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>>36761957
Trolls are truly devilish

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>>36761934
>Is there some sort of inquisition

>> No.36761981
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>fanfic writers out there make bloody and gorey story about murdering monsters and started crying rivers about it
>people here make stories about getting infantilized, nursed and raped by mgs and are super chilld discussing it
Fucked up how the deep “adult” themes are propagated by actual manchildren.

>> No.36761985

>>36761920
>Iron Beast is the only guy named there still writing in the thread
I feel sad.

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>>36761962
A house in a dark wlf neighborhood would suck. Too much screaming to fall asleep at night.

>> No.36761998

>>36761973
do trolls have the largest asses?

>> No.36761999

>>36761943
shut the fuck up, bezos. I refuse to be a household husband

>> No.36762002

i know you guys hate edgy fiction
what about edgy fiction within fiction?

>> No.36762007

>>36761879
>Troll goes oppai loli
>All the mass she lost ends up in her ass and tits.
She's gonna be pregnant by days end.

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Would an amazon let me hunt with her?

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>>36761987
racists like you belong in a dark elf dungeon

>> No.36762020

>>36762002
Like a chuuni that writes about her beating up all her bullies and riding into the sunset with anon?

>> No.36762022

>>36762013
Sure, as long as you abide to your cumpump healer role.

>> No.36762027

>>36761985
>the old days had authors who developed stories like Iron Beast
>nowadays we just get quick shorts and shitposts like Legitwho and greenworm
unbelievable pain

>> No.36762031

>>36761864

According to the Spacebattles thread, the guy that wrote the fanfic had fanfics that used his characters deleted due "copyright" the person he asked to did delete them out of good will.

So while I do not support authors telling people what fanfiction they can write outside of their own domain and canon, much the same way I wouldn't like George Lucas making a fanfic writer delete a SW fanfic, out of free speech principles. You pretty much lose the right to argue against it the moment you yourself have other people delete their own fanfictions.

>> No.36762034

>>36762013
god, what I would give to be raped in the amazon village square

>> No.36762044

>>36761999
You WILL make the meals

>> No.36762047

>>36761981
Only reason the people here are chill discussing it is because the ones who don't like borderline feminization role reversal faggotry tune out of the thread when the femdomfags get too cringy. Which is most of the time nowdays, who knows how bad these threads would be by now if the gayest shit wasn't getting gatekept.

>> No.36762048

>>36762027
What would be a length you consider something that wasn't a short?

>> No.36762050

>>36761962
rajiuus and jubjubs

>> No.36762060

>>36762048
Probably anything with more than one chapter

>> No.36762066

>>36762019
I gotta get out of this fawking neighborhood man, knife ears suck balls

>> No.36762068

>>36762031
I remember that
one of the fics he had taken down was mainly because it was a crack parody of his DS/MGE fic after a rediculos back and forth about power wanking in the reviews of several over stories

>> No.36762071

>>36762002
I’m literally planning to write a post-apocalyptical story of humans that make contracts with angels and demons and the MC’s younger sister would eventually recommend him books involving rape, asphyxiation and murder after believing he has the same BDSM tendencies as her. He actually would but because he is an S. And in turn explaining why he likes it would change his sister from M to S
This would ironically be the edgiest stuff in it. Core of the story would be more about how the person by your side is worth more than divine calling or hedonistic desire. Angels finding out they can’t quantify their favored along the rest of humanity, demons finding out the “toy” they were using became their most important treasure etc.

>> No.36762084

>>36759132
But I WANTED to be raped by a big robutt

>> No.36762087

>>36761980
im not sure why its working for me but flan looks super sexy in the inquisition getup.

>> No.36762093

Vampire mother finds out her Dhampir daughter wrote edgy murdering vampire stories. What do?

>> No.36762102

>>36762068
The other guy does MGE no favors with his stuff, along with having the cringest brownoser of a fan

>> No.36762107

>>36761981
Define "feminization"? I hope this is not some Academic Agent style bullshit "REEEE liking stronger women with abs is GAAAAAY! Its the collapse of civilization! Muh traditional gender roles!"

>> No.36762109

>>36762084
That’s what they all say. But then after the 57th consecutive ejaculation they are all “please stop I’m going insaaaaane”

>> No.36762113

>>36761920
I don't. There isn't a single minute of a single day that I don't regret being a wanton shitposter.

>> No.36762115

>>36761985
>>36762027
Wasn't Iron Beast considered edgy at one point?

>> No.36762121

Speaking of which. How tolerant of free speech do you think mamonos are? Would they allow movies about killing humans and monsters be shown?

>> No.36762130

>>36762121
I’m sure they would be allowed if there is some grand romance blooming from it. Like a time from previous monster lords where the hero falls in love with her or something.

>> No.36762132

>>36762087
Anon I think you might just be a lolicon.

>> No.36762145

>>36762121
i think in a historical context it would be kept for the sake of posterity, to remember how bad things used to be

>> No.36762146

>>36762132
i am but that has nothing to do with this

>> No.36762152

>>36762115
Annoying due to stuff like the lilim bandwagon, his weird tea obession and orange Beast, but never edgy.
Beast writes alot of action and no smut, but as far as I know everything MGE related he writes places romance above all.

>> No.36762154

>>36762044
I don't mind that, I like cooking! but I want to have a job! and go outside alone! and idk vote or something!

>> No.36762166

>>36762027
>>nowadays we just get quick shorts and shitposts like Legitwho and greenworm

There is also Jinkofag, though he doesn't write them, he commissions good wholesome waifu stories and posts them here. For example

https://medusafag.com/2021/03/17/my-guardian/
https://pastebin.com/RLvKBnD8

He also just commissioned one about Dragon Knight Alto Eris, if I recall correctly.

>> No.36762171

>>36762121
Yes, they know those edgy anti-humans are secretly taking a trip to poundtown every day behind the curtains.

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>>36762109
It would be worth it for a cute robot gf

>> No.36762183

>>36762121
I think they would allow it, even heartbreaking stuff (though the cult of eros would rally up) but either it would have romance or a version with romance would be made eventually (and surpass the original's popularity)

>> No.36762187

How would mamono realms and wives deal with criminal husbands? This would be rare, but I can suppose if a monster girl just married a criminal and he hasn't yet settled down problems could arise like him robbing. Would he get sent to prison or would the sentence be issued for the wife to execute?

>> No.36762188

>>36762176
Bitch where you finding ammo for that cyber p90 nowadays

>> No.36762192

>>36762027
>>36762060
>two stories in the last thread
>one of them as a multi chapter work

>> No.36762204

>>36762187
its called house arrest

>> No.36762209

>>36762187
I feel like house arrest would be far more common than an actual prison sentence, in the case of both of them being criminals I think they'd just get locked inside a cell with plenty of aphrodisiacs or something. I think only single mamono and men would go to jail.

>> No.36762216

>>36762192
And the other was an alternate ending to one of the best stories we've ever seen lol

>> No.36762217

>>36762187
House arrest being thoroughly raped

>> No.36762230

>Autonet has come to a conclusion
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mpMg1upld0w

>> No.36762236

>>36762230
?

>> No.36762251

>>36762154
Your job is raising your children and keeping the house nice! And you can vote with other husbands every year to see who was the best househusband of the village!

>> No.36762260

>>36762121
They understand the concept of fiction, edgy stories would at most be criticized and ridiculed.

>> No.36762269

>>36762236
>you will be pampered anon
>get in the pleasure tube
>do not resist

>> No.36762273

>>36762204
>>36762187
>>36762217

A husband gets home and nervously hands his wife a paper. It is a judicial order listing his crimes, mandating the roughest rape she can muster and not to be allowed out of home for 1 month. How would the following MGs react: Hellhound, Jinko, Minotaur, Amazoness, Wurm, Ocelomeh, Soldier Beetle and Mantis?

>> No.36762285

>>36762230
>>36762269
I will never submit to the machines! I will fight to the bitter end!

>> No.36762317

>>36762273
>wurm can't read so she just hugs him and happily drags him to the bedroom

>> No.36762332

>>36762285
>Autonet's operations are constantly harassed and subverted by the resistance
>their leader, anon, is too well protected to capture
>sends a lone unit back in time to get him when he once was vulnerable

>> No.36762347

>>36762332
>little did autonet know the resistance sent back their own protector

>> No.36762351

>>36762251
I WANT TO GO OUTSIDE, I WANT TO SEE THE WORLD, I WANT TO VOTE FOR ASSISTANT TO THE REGIONAL MANAGER, EVERY HUSBAND IS JUST GOING TO VOTE FOR HIMSELF, I don't mind taking care of the kids as long as I get a day or another off to laze around if I'm frank, THAT ISN'T A FAIR SYSTEM, I WILL NEVER SUBMIT TO THE AMAZONESS' WAY

>> No.36762362

>>36762317
>>wurm can't read
He must get really nervous if that means he has to read it out loud to her.

>> No.36762369

>>36762347
well anons who would (You) send back in time to protect your younger self?

>> No.36762381

>>36762369
>>36762369
That old handsy kraken

>> No.36762382

>>36762369
a demon, I'm sure I wouldn't she wouldn't fool me and would only abide by the contract rules

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>>36762317
>>36762273

>Be husband, married to big strong Wurm
>Accidentally do a crime(s)
>Get arrested and handed a sentence to be carried out by your wife after confirming you are married
>Wurm reads the sentence carefully, you are wondering if she can even read
>She sighs
>Her scales recede, her cavewoman naked figure revealed and you think she is preparing to carry out the sentence
>Takes out a suit, formal clothes you didn't knew she had, some papers and puts on some glasses
>Turns out a long time ago your Wurm wife, that brutish wild woman actually was the best lawyer in the history of all Mamono Realms.

>> No.36762415

>>36762382
>contract states "protect my younger self"
>she's a bit liberal with what "protect" means

>> No.36762416

>>36762392
>she ask to clean your record but give you a "harsher" punishment

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rain is good

>> No.36762461

>>36762369
only the most elite kiki operative

>> No.36762469

>>36762152
To be fair the only Lilim that has zero substance to her is Lani. Even Khevra, the Ushi-Oni and Lilim hybrid has more to her than whatever the fuck Chowder thinks Lani should be. Which is disappointing because his Golem, Sandy, is mostly okay?

>> No.36762489

>>36762461
shog would be better

>> No.36762500

>>36762369
cursed mortar to protect me

>> No.36762519

>>36762489
>kiki gets sent back in time
>shog isn't going to let dogbird get one up on her
>uses the fact she does not experience linear time to BE her younger self and make her way to anon

>> No.36762586

>>36762351
Don't worry anon you can go outside if you're accompanied by your wife, and obviously your wife will take you out from time to time so you don't have to be working on the house and the daily chores all the time.

>THAT ISN'T A FAIR SYSTEM
No, but it's the best system.

>> No.36762588

>>36762050
why?

>> No.36762595

>>36762588
leaky

>> No.36762627

>>36762586
No! I'll fight it! You won't make a pet out of me!

>> No.36762655

>>36759200

Honestly, I wouldn't even blame him. It'd suck, but, let's face reality: people ruin everything. Maybe he's not worried about western fans per se, but the western people who heckle him and throw a shitfit over everything they can. I would hope he wouldn't consider those dumbshits fans, at any rate.

>> No.36762681

>>36762273
>Hellhound, Jinko (in Heat) and Amazoness will likely follow the order no questions asked.
>Ocelomeh takes a step further for reeducation by taking this to the window as she needs to teach her husband the helpless and danger he exposed himself by breaking the law like that with rape where people can see and nobody will help him
>Jinko (Normal) would likely try to soften up a bit as (You) and try to say pretty words like ''you can do it'', ''sorry dear, but it's the law'', ''this is for your own good''
>Minotaur would milk your dick like a cow to show you what it is to be milked yourself at it.

>> No.36762690

>>36762351
Did you really just make a fucking reference to The Office.

>> No.36762700

which is the most oldgoodnewbad mg?

>> No.36762707

>>36762700
Two legged ant vs current anttaur

>> No.36762747

>>36762690
it's the office? shit, sorry man, heard it from a friend.

>> No.36762781
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36762781

You've violated the law. Now the law will violate you.

>> No.36762786

>>36762781
I like this demon.

>> No.36762787

>>36762781
I-I swear I am an adult by human standards! AIEEEE

>> No.36762805

>>36762781
b-but i just jaywalked

>> No.36762817
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>See toad
>Kiss toad
>Breed toad
any questions?

>> No.36762819

>>36762781
I plea not guilty.

>> No.36762824

>>36762817
can i take toad home?

>> No.36762825

>>36762781
I was just turning tricks on the corner without a license

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>>36762805
>shamelessly admitting this CRIME

>> No.36762847

>>36762781
YOU'LL NEVER TAKE ME ALIVE BABY YOU'LL NEVER GET ME ALIIIVE YOU'LL NEVER GET ME YOU'LL NEVER GET ME YOU BETTER PRAY THAT I DIE

>> No.36762860

>>36762831
Ew, MGQ.

>> No.36762866

>>36762781
all I did was eat icecream

>> No.36762879

>>36760515
>space battle
tell them I hate them

>> No.36762885
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>>36762831
all angels are impure harlots
prove me wrong

>> No.36762887

>>36762847
YOU'LL NEVER TAKE ME YOU'LL NEVER TAKE ME**

>> No.36762889
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>>36762831
>MGQ
Nice

>> No.36762899
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>>36762824
Yes

>> No.36762907

>>36762889
Based

>> No.36762909

>>36762889
but whos like that?

>> No.36762922
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>>36762885
It doesn't count if it's divine punishment!

>> No.36762925

>>36762817
Anything to know about taking care of the daughters while they're tadpoles?

>> No.36762950

>>36762922
that doesn't make any rhythmetic sense at all!

>> No.36762975
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36762975

Got a harpy wife?

A good husbando to a harpy helps her with utensils when eating by bringing them to her mouth for her. It's difficult for them with wings to handle them. So be a good husbando and help her, so that she doesn't struggle!

>> No.36762987

What would angels if they found out If I have been selling my body to pay for mother’s treatment

>> No.36763009

>>36762987
In this case I guess they'd instead cry tears of pity and try help cure your mother. Then they'd rape you for degrading yourself like that

>> No.36763018

>>36760395
We can always write the author a strongly worded letter.

>> No.36763024

>>36762885
my friend angel has never done anything impure in her life! she even cooks me dinner every now and then, it's great and she doesn't mind when I sleep on her couch afterwards. I've been feeling so tired lately

>> No.36763047

My father worked the mines until the day it took his life
It stole him from his only son and it stole 'im from his wife
And I swore upon his grave: someday I would make things right

>> No.36763078

>>36760941
i actually almost liked it

>> No.36763181

>>36760515
Speaking of SB, some of the users are seething.
>So he really doesn't want people to be able to kill his monster girls even though most people like a story with conflict and not just they fuck and live happily ever after. My own opinion of kc is going down as well.

>>36762781
Tell the Danukis to lower their prices and maybe I won't pirate their games

>> No.36763200

>>36761173
It may do but he's still wrong. That's ff.net's rules, not the law.

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>>36762781
i'd like to commit a crime

>> No.36763224

>>36763181
SBtards are so braindead that they can't conceive of a conflict that doesn't involve murder and gore.
And why does "fuck and live happily ever after" has to mean that there is no conflict?

>> No.36763235

>>36763218
What happened to poor police focks to scar her face so?

>> No.36763237

>>36763224
logic and reason have no agency there. the time you may or may not spend considering such is entirely wasted.

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>>36762781
BREAKING THE LAW BREAKING THE LAW

>> No.36763290
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>>36762781
Nah, I have been excused by the church

>> No.36763297 [SPOILER] 
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>>36760515
Hahahaha.... *sigh*

>> No.36763314
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>>36762950
She's a bit of a retard and has cum on the brain. Give her a break.

>> No.36763321

>>36763297
haven't read a single screencap, not about to start now. leave the garbage in the dumpster where you found it, please.

>> No.36763324

>>36763297
Feels bad. Just as he was kind of starting to open up a little more.

>> No.36763326

>>36763297
God PLEASE let this finally be happening. The faster English vermin stop getting MGE the better for KC. Maybe this will even cause other Japanese stuff to pull out if we're lucky.

>> No.36763374

>>36762781
All I said was “I didn’t like Hellhounds” and I got my door kicked in by the local SWAT team.

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36763396

How do I count a raiju's judgment cut?

>> No.36763404

>>36763396
Time your royal guard so you can hit her with your royal "release"

>> No.36763408
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>I have a dream. That one day every person in this world will control their own destiny. A world of the truly free, dammit. A world of pleasure, not suffering, ruled by love, not self-denial! Where the world changes to suit the individual, not the other way around. Where power and justice are back where they belong: in the hands of the people! Where every man is free to love whom he wants.
>Fuck all these limp-dick priests and chickenshit heroes. Fuck this 24-hour spew of religious propaganda and nobility bullshit. Fuck the Order! Fuck the Chief God! FUCK ALL OF IT! Humanity is diseased. Rotten to the core. There is no saving it - we need to pull it out by the roots. Wipe the slate clean. BURN IT DOWN! And from the ashes a new humanity will be born. Monsterized but unshackled!
>The weak will no longer be left to suffer, and the strong will revel in their strength - free to live as they see fit, they'll make Humanity great again!... In my world, people won't die because of whom they LOVE. Not for morals. Not for Justice. Not for what they are told is right. Everyone will be free to love whom they want!

>> No.36763423

>>36763408
Cringe, can't wait for this to be gone when KC demands we all stop.

>> No.36763428

>>36763297
Can someone give me a quick rundown?

>> No.36763438

>>36759200
It would honestly be for the better. The fans can translate stuff without putting the expense on him and lets be honest. The people causing this shit aren't going away.

>> No.36763441

>>36763428
Retards from spacebattles probably just ruined all english stuff for MGE getting made.

>> No.36763455

>>36763441
Never heard of it

>> No.36763466

>>36763428
>>36760395

>> No.36763475

>>36763455
Lurk more or gb2r then, newfag.

>> No.36763490
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>>36763455
A bunch of HFY larpers who took Warhammer 40k a bit too seriously. Man and Monster is better together not apart.

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>I have a dream. That one day every person in this world will control their own destiny. A world of the truly free, dammit. A world of pleasure, not suffering, ruled by love, not self-denial! Where the world changes to suit the individual, not the other way around. Where power and justice are back where they belong: in the hands of the people! Where every human man is pampered by a family of monster girls!
>Fuck all these limp-dick priests and chickenshit heroes. Fuck this 24-hour spew of religious propaganda and nobility bullshit. Fuck the Order! Fuck the Chief God! FUCK ALL OF IT! Humanity is diseased. Fragile and young. There is only one salvation - we need to pump their dicks. Paint the slate white. IMPREGNATE ALL MONSTER GIRLS! And from their big bellies a new humanity will be born. Monsterized but unshackled!
>The weak will no longer be left to suffer, and the strong will revel in their strength - free to live as they see fit, they'll make Humanity great again!... In my world, people won't die because of whom they LOVE. Not for morals. Not for Justice. Not for what they are told is right. Everyone will be free to love whom they want and have consensual marital sex 27 hours a day!

>> No.36763525

>>36763490
Wharhammer seems to induce severe brain rot in some people.

>> No.36763526

>>36763466
>>36763490
>Autismos turning MGE into a war game setting and subsequent spergout session
Gotcha. It's not the first time. It won't be the last, unfortunately.

>> No.36763542

>>36763181

So he makes a world and people are bitching at him for doing what he wants with it? It's not even just bitching, it's like they've taken personal offense to it; to something that wasn't meant for them in the first place.

Maybe they should just like... take a step back and realize how fucking ridiculous this is?

>> No.36763551

>>36763525
thats because theyre children or immature and cant realize the setting is a joke

>> No.36763603

>>36763506
Nice.
I wasn't sure about my wording. I am saving your version for "posterity".

>> No.36763626

This is what Soulsborne x MGE should have been
https://twitter.com/SaintOfSpats/status/1441553038288855041

>> No.36763666

>>36763525
The problem is that people take it seriously, especially Games Workshop. The franchise is at its best when it embraces the absurdity of some crotchety old commissioned officer being immortal because a bunch of sentient fungus monsters think he is.
The series is also at its best when it's completely self contained, because its weird, cobbled together, ramshackle lore only works with itself, which is actually pretty meta when you think about it.

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>> No.36763696

>>36759035
What if a monstergirl adventurer and her boyfriend hero versus an Order Paladin who is the same fighting style as a Doom Eternal Marauder?

With a super shotgun attack when going to close to him, powerful axe melee weapon and summons holographic attack doggos?

>> No.36763723

>>36763696
I'm all up for fighting those losers from the Order.

I handwave the blood and guts because, you know, necromancy and healing magic means that shit doesn't mean anything.

>> No.36763761

could the order exist in a way that includes monsters in their ranks with open arms while still having something to fight against?

>> No.36763774

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2LrMC61SYQ8
>do you know that a squirrel can actually de-bone an average human male under 2 hours
Wait, what?

>> No.36763776

>>36763761
Maybe being pro monster but Anti specifically the DL?

>> No.36763779

>>36763761
they can fight against the noid
he ruins pizzas

>> No.36763785

>>36763774

Risu is sort of scary in general...

>> No.36763789

>>36763774
How does that even work?

>> No.36763790

>>36763776
incredibly insane.

>> No.36763810

>>36763789
I have a feeling this is somehow actually about boners.

>> No.36763815

>>36763776
But that doesn't make sense.

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This thread is so dumb
>KC retweeted the author of a story on his website
>Comedy story about a Baphomet and her Oniichan trying to get her breasts to grow
>All in Japanese so I don't entirely understand
But it's super cute

>> No.36763830

>>36763810

She did spend an entire month talking about nuts.

>> No.36763849

>>36763326
>if we're lucky
No fuck that. It would mean no more art art from barb, vada, mari etc, no more commission from waifufags. The majority of MGE art would stop getting made. Not to mention this place would get hit and if it didn't the threads would probably get all the refugees from places that couldn't discuss it on their old site.

>> No.36763860

I want to go back to the good old days

>> No.36763865

>>36763824
Do you think KC responds tweets in english?

>> No.36763866

>>36763776
Pro monster anti Radical faction makes more sense. Probably not that much sense though.

>> No.36763879

>>36763815
Idk maybe some traditions can never die just grasping at straws, i dont think any other enemy exists? Beyond literal wild animals? The DL at least could symbolic opposition if not literal warring.

>> No.36763903
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36763903

ha cheshires eat bugs, I'm gonna go tell the guys and we'll all bully her

>> No.36763908

>>36763790
Embrace insanity anon, get your pitchfork and torches.

>> No.36763913

>>36763903
Feeds the bugs to you, mouth-to-mouth

>> No.36763915

>>36763903
She is just following what the danukis told us to do

>> No.36763946

>>36763866
Some people like moderation, it would probably not be too hard to win over some kinds of monsters to that.

>> No.36763949

>>36763761
pick literally any other fantasy setting if you want some grand conflict.

>> No.36763964

>>36763949
Well it's possible but only on human v human but thats boring as shit.

>> No.36763986

>>36763964
Then leave, this setting isn’t about war between monsters and humans.

>> No.36763988

>>36763761
Divide the Order into two factions.
>Sensible peacekeepers that understand MGs are friendly, but try to prevent the spread of corruption through (mostly) diplomacy
>Dumbfuck zealots that are bloodthirsty assholes

Then have those two sides fuck off and fight each other. Don't make an Ordefag your protagon unless they defect or get corrupted.

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>>36763986
Fuck you I wanna wrestle a minotaur each night to decide who gets to be the big spoon

>> No.36764006

>>36763998
that is not war, that's a healthy marriage

>> No.36764007

>>36763986
I dont care i was just clarifying that it is possible for those who want it

>> No.36764022

>>36763986
How about friendly war nonlethal between lizardman friends and some humans?

>> No.36764070

>>36763986
>this setting isn’t about war between monsters and humans.

I mean..... it kinda is. A very lopsided war between monsters and (order) humans, but it is.

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>>36763860

>> No.36764076

>>36763986
what if its like the wars in dog days?

>> No.36764080

>>36763879
But the DL is the main reason why monsters are uberwaifus instead of literal man-eating monsters. And why the hell would any monster be interested in opposing the DL.
>>36763946
In Druella's Lescatie a general can literally tell her she wants to shop for clothes with her husband instead of going on a campaign and she is perfectly fine that. For all the memes around her Druella is a borderline anarcho-monarchist in practice.
I fail to see why any monster would feel so strongly about it as to join the literal fucking Order.

>> No.36764093

>>36763998
how the fuck do you escape to go the bathroom in bottom right situation?

>> No.36764098

>>36763866
Pro monster, anti Radical, anti DL/Lilim faction makes perfect sense because those bitches would manage to piss off even monster friendly humans and other monsters.

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>>36764093

>> No.36764127
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>>36764071
>Master made cuddlecat free

>> No.36764147

>>36764123
Holy shit genius

>> No.36764173
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>>36764071
and compared to this thread

>> No.36764187

>>36764173
>west twitter need gonna beast jinko

>> No.36764191

>>36764173
where have the good tiems gone?

>> No.36764193

>>36764080
Oppose them because they want to help their husband with their little games?

>> No.36764207

>>36764080
Tag along with a human friend so they join up?

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>>36764071
>>36764173
>in 2017 dragon was comparable to anon and waifu
>Don't see it in the 2021 version
we need to go back

>> No.36764212

>>36764123
Either you muscle your way out of her grasp or you bitch out and tap out so she lets you go. Just cause you both fell asleep never meant the wrestling match ended

>> No.36764224

>>36764076
I want to get isekai'd to MGE Dog Days.

>> No.36764230 [SPOILER] 

>>36763824
I wanna suck on Baph’s puffy smol budding breasts until they become more puffy.

>> No.36764239
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>>36764123
Oh no

>> No.36764245

>>36764080
>And why the hell would any monster be interested in opposing the DL.
A good reason would be that monsters would think she's going to far with the aggression and is also letting her daughters and the extremists run wild without getting them under control. Which in turn makes human factions more hostile against monsters, more unified against monsters, more extreme and more motivated for an arms race to seek more power to destroy all monsters.

>> No.36764257

>>36764071
>>36764173
>Anon need ass
>Edgy MGE English
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ke3ua0kLhYA

>> No.36764260

>>36764245
but then why go against her specifically instead of her daughters or the extremists?

>> No.36764273

>>36764071
instead tits cum please

>> No.36764277

>>36764260
they don't like her tax policy

>> No.36764287

>>36764260
People tend to lump them together i think?

>> No.36764337

>>36764260
They'd go against all three, DL included because she would be considered incompetent at best and corrupt or having lost the plot at worst. She's still their highest ruler and if she's making decisions that make things worse for everyone, then they'd blame her too.

>> No.36764339

God I wish I was the guinea pig of a sexy hag dark mage

>> No.36764344
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>>36764277
There is nothing wrong with tax succs!

>> No.36764360

>>36764337
>corrupt
kek

>> No.36764377

>>36764344
I will not give them 12% of my husband's daily sperm income just because they feel entitled to it. I dont care what society or roads and hospitals spill they come at me with, I'm not paying any tax succ a single sperm cell, no matter who they send

>> No.36764379

>>36764098
Pulled out of your ass. Druella and Deonora for example are friends. And Lescatie has been quite successfully rebuilding it's diplomatic reputation, which was in the shitter even before it got conquered. Hell outside of fanatically Order aligned countries Lescatie has better relations with other countries than when it was ruled by Order.
>>36764245
They seem to be quite successful with their approach, so again, I fail to see why they would feel strongly enough about to literally oppose the DL or join Order.
And again as I pointed out above, even Druella is getting surprisingly well with most and she is the poster-child of the extremists. Lescatie is not some rogue state perpetually at war with everyone in it's vicinity.
Hell it's chief diplomat wants to "spread the virtues of Lescatie in a non-military way," and is respected by Druella.
>>36764337
But there is no indication that is in any way the case.

>> No.36764397

>>36764360
Pun not intended, obviously in the conventional "fill all administrative positions with my dynasty and let them do whatever they want" sense.

>> No.36764413
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Dragons were made to be enrolled into maid school

>> No.36764427
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>>36764344
Tax succubi are not allowed in dragon territory and guess where I have decided to live.
This will surely never backfire.

>> No.36764432

>>36764413
Human boys should enroll as well so they have someone to take the role a master to them. For education!

>> No.36764444

>>36764173
>god maybe made man attack mamono
I fucking knew it.

>> No.36764460

>>36764444
stay right where you are, we just want to talk.

>> No.36764465

>>36764379
Inb4 "stop overanalyzing a porn setting" but all of that is simply bad writing and (diplomatic) plot armor. The moment you think with anything beyond the D, the less and less sense it makes.

>> No.36764467

>>36764460
Am I being detained?

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>>36764444
>I purposefully blessed humanity wrong to fight against monsters. As a joke.

>> No.36764478

>>36764467
the order just wants to have a word with you.

>> No.36764481

>>36764465
okay

>> No.36764491

>>36764444
>>36764475
>>36764478
this is why god needs a man, and I just the man for that job

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>>36764475
Angels and the divine are just a different type of monster.
How high does this conspiracy go? All the way to the gods, I say!
Humanity must stand on their own!

>> No.36764508
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Is it true it's wonderland tradition to slap a cheshire's ass before tea time?

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>> No.36764525

>>36764245
>A good reason would be that monsters would think she's going to far with the aggression and is also letting her daughters and the extremists run wild without getting them under control.

The opposite is true, the disagreement that MGE states some monstergirls have with the DL is that she is not aggressive enough and is too tame. Of course it is not a disagreement enough for other monsters to stand up against her.

> Which in turn makes human factions more hostile against monsters, more unified against monsters, more extreme and more motivated for an arms race to seek more power to destroy all monsters.

Human factions, as a whole, are zero threat to monsters. The Rebel Alliance was more of a threat against the Galactic Empire than The Order against monsters. It has been stated that the only reason The Order has not already been defeated is because as a whole monsters don't care.

>> No.36764529

I want to trick my Dhampir daughter into drinking my blood and then have a threesome with her and my Vampire wife.

>> No.36764530

>>36764508
its the bell that chimes teatime

>> No.36764550

>>36764529
yes officer, that man

>> No.36764551

>>36763946
>Some people like moderation, it would probably not be too hard to win over some kinds of monsters to that.

By a Zipanguese country or a Khepri Kingdom ruled by a particularily moderate man? Yes, I could see that. By the fucking Order? Fuck no. If some monsters are really that for moderation they would secede from common Monster Realms their likely destinations would be monster friendly human realms, Zipangu or a Khepri King or Pharaoh ruled land. Not the fucking Order.

>> No.36764553

I wanna hit extremist monsters with a stick but not very hard and not with a stick that would do a lot of damage just enough to bop em on the head and call them stinky while running away laughing

>> No.36764559

>>36764508
I know that artist, and if I think I know where this pic is going, and I look forward to it.

>> No.36764562

>>36764173
>monsters getting raped super win
you heard it here first.

>> No.36764579
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I eagerly welcome our demonic overlords

>> No.36764596

>>36764579
noo, anon! think of humanity!

>> No.36764603

>>36764596
"fuck" humanity

>> No.36764605

>>36764277
Cant argue with that

>> No.36764619
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36764619

Is it bunny time yet?

>> No.36764628

I heard that every MG fanfic, doujin, etc. that respects the MGE rules is actually canon and happens somewhere within MGE. Is that true?

>> No.36764643

>>36764619
I want to breed the bunny.

>> No.36764649 [SPOILER] 
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humanity wants to give and receive one thing, why aren't they getting it?

>> No.36764673

>>36764649
YOU'LL NEVER TAKE ME ALIVE
I REFUSE TO BE COMFORTABLE TILL THE DAY I DIE
TAKE IT HARD /JP/!

>> No.36764678

>>36764525
>Human factions, as a whole, are zero threat to monsters
Which is yet an another thing that makes no sense when you consider proper heroes were lategame JRPG protagonists capable of absolutely trashing monsters. And even in the "modern" age, the reason why Lescartie was attacked was because they were producing lots of heroes who were effective at killing monsters. The moment that plot armor that contradicts even the story itself is removed, the effects of the extremists' actions become a real concern, since they should be logically reaffirming Order propaganda about monsters for a lot of humans, being percieved as an impending threat, pressuring human factions into forming larger more militaristic alliances, and more. Even the seduction methods become less effective if the soldiers on the human side go "yeah we know you're pretty girls but you're trying to conquer our home, gtfo"

>> No.36764680
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>>36763490
Why can't they take the route Snekguy does and have humans and monsters fighting together against a vicious, no quarter alien specie in space instead of killing each other?

>> No.36764687

>>36764673
>man was later found in the arms of a bogey being cuddled

>> No.36764697
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Ever wonder how funny would be if (You)r wife bought doujins from the same Zipanguese circle and the same harpy mailing service? Like just imagine:
>Hag monster arrives from a long day of work.
>Can’t wait to have forced consensual sex with husband until he is drooling
>mail arrives
>finally the doujin she has been waiting for so long has arrived: “I raped my husband so hard the pavlov effect now causes him to cum whenever he sees me”
>Harpy delivering is clearly concerned asking if you should really be the one receiving this package. Things should get really awkward
>Who cares
>She tells you for humans at this age it’s normal for them to read this but you should pay a blind eye to it
>Wife just doesn’t understand and receives the package anyway
>Double checks to be sure. Yeah it’s right there the exact doujin she ordered, straight from RapeForLife circle, for (Anon)
>For (Anon)

>> No.36764699

>>36764680
mainly it's a horrid fit for the setting

>> No.36764706

>>36764678
Monsters literally create infinite power with a husband and by all account basic incubi are literally the same as hero's barring training.

>> No.36764713

>>36764699
I'd read a spinoff of it. And Snekguy still has loads of sex in it. Although not enough of the fluffy shit and he treats sex a little too casually for me, but still great.

>> No.36764774

>>36764697
I am now imagining that certain doujins are for 500 and up

>> No.36764775

>>36764678
Are you stupid? MGs just don't give a shit. Succubi don't bother with edgelards unless they are strong enough to defeat them, and yandere enough to fix them.

>> No.36764803

>>36764774
>Anon arrives with some stupid disguise and fake long beard to buy doujins at Monsterket
>writer/security/anyone in the waiting line sees through and blackmails him into sex
>a new doujin plot is born that day

>> No.36764809

>>36764559
Would you like to share with the rest of the class?

>> No.36764820

>>36764809
It's just a guess. And I hope my guess is right. So no, I won't share because that conversation doesn't belong here.

>> No.36764821

>>36764678
>"yeah we know you're pretty girls but you're trying to conquer our home, gtfo"

As far as I recall MGE basically states this is not possible. Human men are simply not going to turn down enthusiastic monster wives for the sake of patriotism. Fuck, they honestly would not even in real life when the alternative to monster girls are hypergamous girls....

>> No.36764832

>>36764706
The keyword is barring training, which pretty much none of them are doing any of. And in a situlation where a considerable part of the human population feels like they've been driven into a corner, it's entirely plausible they would research and discover any of the alternate methods of unlocking powerlevels, because the chief god can't provide enough and strong enough heroes. And because the chief god isn't in good condition, the Order wouldn't have the muscle prevent them from performing that heresy either.

This would result in large human alliances increasing their military strength by a massive degree in an environment where the monsters are distrusted and hated even for reasons outside Order propaganda, because of all the conquests, demon realm expansions, kidnappings and banditry, etc. Even the usual method of telling the humans that monsters don't eat people and so on wouldn't be effective anymore, because the answer would be "Yeah we know, yeah fuck the Order, but we know what you've done so fuck you too."

>> No.36764836

>>36764803
>some common doujin plots unckude
>Uppity young anon gets put in his place
>Advetureer anon is beaten and made into communal husband of (insert tribal monster here)
>Anon is a prison bitch to some monsters
>Anon whores himself out but is smitten with one of his clients
>Anon flunked and is now a stress reliever for the monsters with the best grades

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>>36764821
Patriotism exists as an extension of community. Community is an extension of family. And family is an extension of love.
Love is the key. If a monstergirl loves me, and I love her in return, we are family. A country that cannot respect family—that cannot respect love—is no country of mine. Love is love.

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I'm going to do reckless things around overly protective monsters and nothing can stop me.

>> No.36764867

>>36764832
>we know what you've done so fuck you too."
OH NO, THEY HAD SEX. AAAAAAAAAAAAAA NIGGERMAN THE TRAGEDY IS DRIVING ME INSANE AAAAAAAA

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>>36764832
Have sex

>> No.36764877

>>36764832

Here is the thing, KC confirmed in a Tweet that monster girls have the support of "fate" which is basically a force that is to the Chief God, what the Chief God is to normal humans. This is true to the point that KC confirmed that even if the Mamono Lord completely changed her mind and decided to turn monster girls back into monsters, she would fail. Even if that would literally mean the Chief God and the Mamono Lord would be working together and combining their power to put a stop to monster girls, not even then could they succeed.

>> No.36764879

>>36764836
old faceless monsters molesting innocent anons on trains

>> No.36764882

>>36764775
>MGs just don't give a shit.
They would start to give a shit if they started to get constantly blamed and hated for things other more radical monsters have done, and they'd see humans get more aggressive and ruthless in response to the aggression from monster extremists.

>> No.36764888

>>36764836
anon blackmailed by a bicorn gyaru

>> No.36764896

>>36764865
I'm going to walk through the ghetto at night and get shanked for my wallet!

>> No.36764908

>>36764865
I am going to go on the train and wear a shirt that says, molest me please

>> No.36764909

>>36764877
And if that fate happened to lead to monster-friendly humans and anti-extremist faction monsters allying to kick the DL and all her daughters off the throne before they make the situlation irreversibly bad, then it can't be helped.

>> No.36764924

>>36764909
oh dear, it's terminal.

>> No.36764948

>>36764882
you are overestimating humanity's response, sense of unity and hatred while downplaying the monster's force of combat, while also forgetting that the goddess of war herself blesses the interspecies conflicts causing a low fatality rate.

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>> No.36764963

I'm amazed it took this long for one of these idiots to show up after the /tg/ threads finally got put out of their misery.

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>>36764882
Sounds like a problem for weaklings.

>> No.36764969

>>36764909
>irreversibly bad
to whom?

>> No.36764983

>>36764965
Bite my forearm.

>> No.36764986

>>36764909
You don't get it, it would never get "irreversibly bad" because fate would simply not be allowed. Monster friendly humans would never ally themselves to such a faction that is The Order in all but name, neither would moderate monsters. At most they would move to Zipangu, monster friendly realms or Khepri-Pharoh ruled lands.

>> No.36764990

>>36764879
>>36764888
anon meets up with his compensated dating client and it's his teacher

>> No.36765009

>>36764963
>I'm amazed it took this long for one of these idiots to show up after the /tg/ threads finally got put out of their misery.

I don't think it comes from /tg/, but from people lurking here due the shitstorm caused by KC wanting to remove a /tg/ tier fanfic. It is more likely to come from Spacebattles.

>> No.36765010

>>36764888
(it's actually a unicorn that loves anon but wants to become like her (birth)mother)

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>>36764983
Ngl, I fantasize about Gazer-chan doing some biteplay. Or at least some nibbles here and there. Sharp teeth are so sexy.

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Big monsters who want you to be the big spoon.

>> No.36765054

>>36760395
Most fan fic is already garbage, why doesn't he just ignore that shit? There are doujins of MGE that aren't sanctioned by him either, but he doesn't seem to give a shit about that.

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Newfag here, just found out MGE and love it to death. Im not a furry but am i a furry now?? Help me anons

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>>36765067
Devils aren't furries, but they are cute and funny.

>> No.36765086

>>36765067
Bait, I know, but whatever.

MGs aren't furries. Furries are gay humans and dress up in costumes.

>> No.36765092

>>36765067
Depends on the monster you are interested in.

>> No.36765110

>>36764678
But that was acknowledged.
Castor has been working really hard to fix Lescatie's diplomatic relationships. Druella spent three years trying to come up with a convincing letter (with magical ink that can convey feelings) to send to an anti-monster state.
Her Lescatie has made it a point to always keep their word, and to seek beneficial relationships, instead of extorting other countries like OG Lescatie did. That's how they were able to fix their relations.
Feelings are very important in MGE and monsters are quite adept at sensing and using them. And they have quite effective methods of conveying them.
Additionally there is literally magic that is more effective the more someone hates monsters (and turns them to their side). Hating monsters so much that you can't even be seduced is the exact opposite of what happens.
In MGE being anti-monster is basically just a matter of misunderstanding. All humans who find the true feelings monsters will be swayed to their side. This sort thing is consistently part of the setting.
>>36764821
And mamono conquests are really not like human conquests. They are not going to impose absurd taxes on you, forcible move, maim or kill entire populations, or even try to forcibly eradicate your culture. They are pretty lax. Largely they just want to find a husbando and fuck and live happily ever after.
>>36764832
The strongest humans are made with Chief Gods blessing. How are they supposed to become more powerful without CG when the only comparable force is DL (or other deities which are either pro-DL or neutral at worst but clearly leaning in favor of monsters)? Being able btfo monsters through sheer HFY doesn't work in MGE. The closest thing to do that is Land of the Four Souls but even they are basically pro-monster just from a maledom angle, their strongest humans are literally incubi (and they get blessings from a bunch of god-like monsters).
>>36764909
And if my grandmother had wheels she'd be a bike.

>> No.36765111

>>36765086
ayy lmao

>> No.36765116

>>36765092
So far i love Baphomet, devil, Holstaur, white horn and bicorn

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>>36765116
>bicorn
I dub thee Cringe

>> No.36765125

>>36764986
The point was that pro-monster humans and moderate monsters would ally to fight DL and the extremist monsters before their actions completely radicalize the humans against all monsters, to prevent mass war and mass destruction. Not them allying with Order or the newly forming anti-monster human factions.

>> No.36765138

>ywn have a kuudere lilim general claim your town
>she will never come up to your house and inform you that she wants you as her sex-slave
>the sight of her fill you with both fear and arousal, she is also taller than you making her even more imposing
>She touches your cheek lifts up your chin slighly and asks if you don't have any objections
>your knees get weak and you can only frantically shake-your head
>she princess-carries you to her tent, your boner is already twitching like crazy
>she then spends several hours stoically riding you, the pleasure driving you crazy
>she drains you multiple times in a row
>she never really changes expression only occasionally ufufus or utters "So weak." or "How cute."
>you lose consciousness the only think you are able to think about is her large bouncing boobs
>you wake up, only able to think about her, with your head in her ample bosom while she cuddles you

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>>36765122
I cant get over their smugness, i want them to bully me, welp

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>>36765116
Bicorn gets memed into infinity, because 4channel.org is a terrible place.
But truth is she's a cute pervert wife.

>Bapho
Excellent taste

>> No.36765164

>>36765138
Please stop. You are giving me fantasies. I don't want to settle for being a house husband. I want to have a career and get stronger in both body and mind as an incubus.

>> No.36765166

>>36765148
The big question is which girl makes the better head wife.
A Bicorn or a Nura?

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>>36765148
>Bicorn gets memed into infinity
Because they're literal cucks.
All the song and dance in the world isn't going to change the fact that they're THE cuckquean species.

>> No.36765205

>>36765067
as long as you don't have a fursona or prefer more animalist versions, it isn't furry. no matter how "furry" a mg is they are all clearly girls, not animals.

>> No.36765210

>>36760860
awwww yis
sleepfox's illfitting uniform, finally in colour

>> No.36765214

>>36765110
>monsters can magically convince people who hate them into loving them, even if that hate an view they formed on their own without Order propaganda, but that's at the same time somehow also not brainwashing

>> No.36765233

>>36765214
it's called hate-fucking, anon, and it does wonders

>> No.36765240

>>36765214
most people can change their mind when presented with new information. i see you fall into the other category.

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Baphomet's like it when men rock the pedostache look

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>my favorite doujin?
>why yes it’s “I had sex with a human manwhore but he felt so good he married me”. How did you know?

>> No.36765250

Good night Anons, take care and don't burn down the thread.

instead, bloat the goat.

>> No.36765268

>>36765249
I can't believe monsters actually think this would happen there's no way a man would just lose instantly like that.

>> No.36765274

>>36765240
And if there's no new information to present?

>> No.36765278

>>36765249
and what about all the other monsters he gave his spirit energy to? will they just starve?

>> No.36765284
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>>36765148
Yup, its the first MG introduced to me and its love on first sight. I read their info about Sabbath, instantly im hard as diamond.
> Greatest pu**y btw

>> No.36765285

>>36765278
it's okay they were just humans

>> No.36765293

>>36765274
and the guy still hates monsters? that's called being a fucking retard and hopefully copious amount of rape will fix it
>>36765214
it's not brainwashing because they are not erasing his memory or reasonings, they are just giving him a feeling and a shitton of lust

>> No.36765301

>>36765278
>implying anon wouldn’t marry the first monster he whored himself to

>> No.36765302

soundtrack to starship murder

>> No.36765309

>>36765278
It’s okay. They were all Bicorns.

>> No.36765321

>>36765166
>A Bicorn or a Nura?
Poor Dryad, forever forgotten.
If only KC updated her art...

>> No.36765332

>>36765249
>That bird
I wonder if we'll ever meet again.

>> No.36765336

>>36765309
that doesn't change anything, still a "one man for life" kind of deal
>>36765321
BOY I SURE DO LOVE LIVING INSIDE A TREE FOR THE REST OF MY LIFE

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>>36765116
>So far i love Baphomet, devil, Holstaur, white horn and bicorn

Tell us more what you love about them, anon.

>> No.36765375

>>36765148
Cucks deserve to be put in their place.

>> No.36765391

>>36765309
Imagine a harem of bicorns, all of them just constantly saying “after you” but never actually having sec.

>> No.36765419

>>36765391
The weakest one would be forced to go first

>> No.36765423

>>36765278
It was all the same monster, just in different disguises.

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>>36765350
> Baphs are portable onaholes (soft and squishy, VERY lewd, tum tum is a plus)
> Holstaurs, whitehorns and Bicorns are thirsty mommy gf material (comfy with big oppais, lewd)

>> No.36765440

>>36765427
Not a furry
kind of a horsefucker, though

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For low level trash, Goblins sure are smug.

>> No.36765455

>>36765427
why is this pic giving me boat vibes
something about her outfit, I think?
confusing

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>>36765427
cow are suprisingly versatile

>> No.36765481

>>36765465
that's it, I'm drinking a warm glass of milk

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>>36765440
Cant help it, just following my natural instinct
> horsefucker
Remind me there is an animated hentai about it, guess i know what to do tonight

>> No.36765519

>>36765465
Does this one produce chocolate milk?
How much is the cow?

>> No.36765520
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Flip the script on dominant monsters by asking them out on dates before they can rape you.

>> No.36765531
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>>36765481
Here's some from a 'grass fed' cow.

>> No.36765533

>>36765520
>manticore takes you to a nice restaurant
>her tail keeps nudging your pants under the table

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>>36765520
But them flipping the typical human script is part of why I like them.
That would just be moving backwards.

>> No.36765546

>>36765533
Poor tail has a mind of its own and does not know what the fuck is going on.

>> No.36765549

>>36765533
give it a little kiss in the tailcheek

>> No.36765563

>>36765549
She'll think you are some kind of manslut

>> No.36765567

>>36765563
she knew that when she took me to applebees

>> No.36765598

>>36765563
Would she be wrong?

>> No.36765599

>>36765563
ok, just a little pat and nudging it away from the general crotch area then

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>>36765520
'Dating' might be an alien concept to some of the more feral monsters.

>> No.36765608

>>36765599
What if your finger...uh...slips inside?

>> No.36765620

>>36765608
quietly remove it, say "sorry, maybe some other time" and proceed as normal

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>>36765620
>her tail won't let your hand go
>she pretends to not notice but you can see her trying very hard not to grin

>> No.36765693

>>36765654
I'd just eat with one hand then, decorum must be kept, wouldn't want a date to think I'm some cheap harem whore eh?

>> No.36765708

>>36765654
>>36765693
That's pretty much handholding Manticore-style isn't it?

>> No.36765709

>>36764687
NEVER, NO, THEY WOULDN'T DO THAT WITH ME
NONONONONONONONONONO
LET ME ENJOY MY MISERY GODDAMN IT AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

>> No.36765722

>>36765125

But..... why would they do that? What does the DL do that requires such an alliance? Monster girl invasions do nothing but topple all laws that prevent monster girls-men relationships. That's it. No new taxes, no new crimes, even the ruling class remains unchanged. Unless you think laws preventing monsters from entering your country or preventing men from marrying monsters should exist, nothing would negatively change for you.

>> No.36765725

>>36765708
a bit more lewd than handholding but yes, maybe the correct response would be to hold the rest of tail gently and smile

>> No.36765735

>>36765725
>>36765708
OH WAIT NO, the spikes!

>> No.36765742

>>36765735
That's why your hand is IN the tail silly.

>> No.36765749

>>36765520
*Ocelomeh lowers her weapon
>¿Que? Did you said a "dait"? Whas a dait?
>Ahh, una cita! Ay que lindo! Yes!

Anon, how will you take her to a date when you cant even understand what she says?

>> No.36765769

>>36765749
Do not underestimate BODY LANGUAGE

>> No.36765776

>>36765749
>spanish
>instead of a native language
come on

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POV: You have failed to monsterize and or corrupt the upper crust schoolgirl you have the hots for

>"By The Lady anon, I cannot believe you like monstergirls and are for monsterization and corrupting if human woman. That's cringe anon, that is awful!!!"
>You then throw a corruption spell at her but she effortlessly deflects it as she is a more elite and experienced magic user than you
>"Really anon!? REALLY!? You are willing to go that low!? Do you not have any shame!? As Hall Monitor AND member of student council, I'm putting you in held suspension and will report you to the authorities. Surrender now!"

>> No.36765789

>>36765776

Sorry Anon, I dont have a Nahuatl dictionary.

>> No.36765792

I get alot of mixed messages here on whether or not monsters rape, and if a guy could just refuse one.

>> No.36765793

>>36765779
I surrender, but please accept this imported bottle of lescatian milk as an apology

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Haha big bapho boobies go bouncy bouncy boing boing

>> No.36765803

>>36765792
are you attracted to them? if so yes, if no, no.

>> No.36765804

>>36765797
Heresy!
continue

>> No.36765806

>>36765789
understandable, I would accept a google translation next time though.
>>36765792
they do, if you are referring to the date 'twist' thingy it's just to make things romantic rather than sexual, you'd just delay your rape.

>> No.36765820

>>36765797
> not short
Smh my head

>> No.36765821

>>36765804
No, I'll stop now. I don't have any other good pics of her that I can post on a blue board.

>> No.36765830

>>36765776
All I can make out is her calling me OOLAK

>> No.36765836

>>36765776
>EEKUM BOKUM

>> No.36765849

>>36765797
>Surely the kind goat next door wouldn't be involved with a satanic cult?

>> No.36765870

>>36765849
>Bakes cookies for you, her favorite neighbor
>Tends a garden that fills all the ladies within a 10 mile radius with jealousy
>Summons familiars to do the cleaning
>Invites you over for sportsball days
>Provides alcohol and burgers
>Organizes the annual block yardsale
>Has accidentally damned a few souls to Hell
>Makes the most delicious milkshakes you can imagine with a special ingredient
And judging by her breast size you can imagine what that ingredient is

>> No.36765889

>>36765870
love? in a motherly way

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This is what your gazer wife used to look like. Still wanna be her husband?

>> No.36765903

>>36765870
I wonder how she is still single, such a kind and nice lady, I would be lucky to have a wife like that

>> No.36765905

>>36765889
heh, no. In a mild, low-key yandere way.

>> No.36765914

>>36765905
ah uh tthis is fine

>> No.36765935

>>36765797
THAT'S A BIG BAPHO I LOV EBIG BAPHOS, DAMN KC FOR MAKING THEM ALL LOLIS

>> No.36765975
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>>36765935
There is a very large black market for illegal baphos

>> No.36765986

>>36765914
Blink twice if she's with you right now

>> No.36766065

>>36765975
the goat fears la chupacabra

>> No.36766095

>>36765935
> Making them all lolis
Thats the best part anon

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>>36765935
Your loss dude

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>>36766108
U+1F62D

>> No.36766267

>>36766108
>>36766196
U+1F62D er*tic ch**d’s be**y and c**st

>> No.36766312
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breed hagnukis

>> No.36766368

>>36764076
See
if you think about it, thats what the demon lord and the other gods have done with war

>> No.36766447

>>36762230
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DVzcQ4_khsM

>> No.36766478

>>36764076
Whats dog days?

>> No.36766503
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36766503

Wikifag here, archive will be down until it is updated. Should be back up by Saturday, along with the regular weekly upload.

>> No.36766536

Why do the demons keep demanding I sign her consent form before I can fuck her? It's just a one night stand.

>> No.36766554

You are put in charge of invasion into the monstergirl world by the Earth's pedocannibalistic elites, to secure the secrets of magic and immortality, as well as genocide that world's population as a threat to their rule. What do you do? What are your first moves? What's the grand strategy?
You have full control of Earth's combined armies and all recourses of the global economy. There is one portal leading to a random ground location on the other side, and no one there is aware of anything until you start. Their world is an MGE-esque late medieval high fantasy.

>> No.36766564

I want /tg/ to go and stay go.

>> No.36766577

You know what would be cool?
dude isekais from war torn land and fully embraces MGE and its wackyness

>> No.36766614

>>36766577
But! Muh conflict and drama!!! Where's the nuance and intricate worldbuilding!?

>> No.36766617

>>36766614
World building could be done by exploring, maybe with a monster wife or two

>> No.36766632

>>36766617
Exploring the work with your bicorn wife so you can get a even bigger adventuring party!

>> No.36766656

>>36766503
Tech-support Gremlins are doing their best!

>> No.36766798

>>36766503
Thanks Gremmy

>> No.36766809
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>>36766614
I for one don't see why fighting has to be so bloody
Take a look at the battle mansion stories, fighting under a controlled enviroment

>> No.36766859

>>36766809
Edgetard does not matter how the blood flows outside of makeing sure you know the MC's an unstoppable badass and what ever he's fighting dies a chinese dogs death
Like how in fanfics shonen MCs get their tragic backstories ramped to absurd degrees to justify being murderhobos later, not realising this makes them just as bad, if not worse than the villains. theres also crossover powerwank, but thats another rant.
Beast's story doesn't work for edgetards seeing as the see monsters as one-tracked mind rapits at worst and at best moral degenerates and corrupters that still need putting down.

>> No.36766877 [SPOILER] 
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36766877

Your bunny might need help with her intense morning workout. Be a kind friend and help her out

>> No.36766900
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>T
What did the artist mean by this?

>> No.36766911

>>36766900
Trump 2024

>> No.36766923

>>36766614
>nuance
That word irks me something firece
Where is the damn nuance? they claim to be going "in depth" with half these fics but its all the same
>MGE is a hellscape with humans in danger at any given moment and humans supposedly dying out
>monsters are in the wrong 100% becuase fuck you, even ones that have nothing to do with the order/radicals fighting
>cultures and kingdoms destroyed simply for being monsters

their heroes come off less like heros and more "terrorists with a licence"
Made worse, some people enter the MGE fiction and instead of lighthearted shit/ fetish porn your SUPPOSED TO BE HERE FOR. you get stories with alchemists torturing and killing demons, and knights that trick werewolf pups into leading them to to the den, killing everone inside and the coming back to kill the pup

Nuance my fucking ass, theres nothing deep about just puching something you dissagree with in the face

>> No.36767027

>>36766877
But I already helped her with her intense bedtime work out, and pre dinner work out before that, midday before that one, brunch and breakfast work outs before that. How much does she think she needs to work out?

>> No.36767137

>>36766911
I wonder what politics would be like in MGC.
I'm just gonna vote for the rape first party like normal.

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>>36766900
>What did the artist mean by this?
Nothing, the artist is Russian and accidentally wrote russian Т (Туз) instead of A (Ace)

>> No.36767551
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36767551

> Behold, a wild owlet stolen from last thread
> I wonder what she is thinking

>> No.36767558

>>36767551
>sure is bright in the daytime

>> No.36767580

>>36767551
>Topically applied fluoride doesn't prevent tooth decay. It does render teeth detectable via spy satellites.

>> No.36767617

>>36766923
I guess they think that adding edginess to something that's otherwise lacking in it makes it more mature. Which ironically seems like a pretty childish attitude to have.

>> No.36767680

>>36766503
May your fingers stay healthy.
>>36767558
She has insomnia.

>> No.36767758

I'm committing tax fraud so no Tanuki will take my money from me!

>> No.36767771

>>36767758
You will pay for that in semen, slut

>> No.36767801

>>36767580
those are some pretty sensitive satellites owlet

>> No.36768089

How do I put out there, that I’m willing to be used and abused by monsters at any time?

>> No.36768096

>>36767771
I've already sold my semen on the black market, she's too late!

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>>36764239
if she wasn't a super strong monster bonking her on the head while your dick is already in her mouth could of ended up really badly.

>> No.36768223

>>36767771
I ain't a slut for not paying taxes

>> No.36768339

>>36766478
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GbyMJ7uzykI

>> No.36768414
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I need a monster to de-stress after a shitty day with a shitty coworker.

>> No.36768490
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>>36768414
Why not a monster co-worker. Two birds with one stone

>> No.36768510

>>36768490
That pic would a great mouspad

>> No.36768526

>>36768490
you shouldn't mix work with pleasure

>> No.36768527

>>36768490
>showing all that cleavage
I don't think that's office appropriate

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>>36768490
If only…

>> No.36768550

>>36768527
she's the boss, she dresses how she wants to

>> No.36768724

>>36768550
no wonder she has me wearing me skimpy clothes as the company's "stress reliever"

>> No.36768725
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>dark mage teaching her apprentice how to cast the Enlarge spell
>"Master, I haven't practiced that much with this spell. Are you sure you want me to cast it on you?"
>"Anon, I've subjected myself to multiple spells in the name of research. It'll be fine."
>anon casts the spell, but only her chest doubles in size
>she still gives him a passing grade

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For the meme?

>> No.36768960

>>36768935
For England, James

>> No.36768975

>>36768725
To be fair, that's what I'd do with it.

>> No.36768987

https://mobile.twitter.com/k_cross/status/1443553090943160325
BROS

>> No.36768995

>>36767551
>In truth, currency is worthless as its only inherent value is that which the government tells us it has.
>....I wonder if Anon still has those sugar cookies I like.

>> No.36769013

>>36768987
no way

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>>36768987
Doomsayers btfo

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>>36768987
hip hip hooray!

>> No.36769333
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> It’s Christmas
> “Sigh…celebrating Christmas alone again huh…”
> Went to buy a cake
> On the way home, walking down an empty street
> Took out a strawberry to eat to distract herself from feeling down
> Random anon appeared out of nowhere
> Saw her eating
> Stare at each other in silence for 10 seconds
What do?

>> No.36769335
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Scientists have noticed that the sons of adoptive momsters are overperforming in school.

They suspect that the momsters are somehow incentivizing the boys to work extra hard, but no one is sure of what their methods are.

>> No.36769350

>>36759200
This is not the news I wanted to hear today. Fucking hell.

>> No.36769415

>>36769350
>>36768987

>> No.36769450
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>(You) shitpost to your undead wife (pick anyone with cold blood if not some spectral one) that there will be no updates and KC will pull the plug
>tell her if something like an update happens till tomorrow you would gladly warm her up solely via creampie sex for the next month as much as she wants
>KC made an update
>”Well well well honey, who could see that coming?”

>> No.36769548

How do you feel about the monsters that indirectly or directly force you to rape them.

>> No.36769556

>>36769548
I like assertive monsters, wheter they rape you or make you rape them, so I like those.

>> No.36769623

>>36769335
>They suspect that the momsters are somehow incentivizing the boys to work extra hard, but no one is sure of what their methods are.
Jelly-filled donuts. That's their secret.

>> No.36769638

>>36766923
>but its all the same
It's all the same here too, but to the other extreme
>every human is a miserable oppressed dirt farmer or cubicle dweller willing to throw the little autonomy and dignity they have in the trash the instant they come in contact with a monster
>monsters are mary sues powerwanked to infinity, and in the right 100% even when they're being massive cunts
>cultures and kingdoms destroyed simply for being humans

>> No.36769654

>>36769335
yeah, spanking them for getting A-s and not A+s

>> No.36769718 [DELETED] 

>>36769654
Wouldn't that at make least some of them underperform?

>> No.36769737

>>36769718
then no spanking until grades improve also no milkies

>> No.36769738

>>36769654
Wouldn't that make at least some of them underperform?

>> No.36769838

>>36769638

Which is still better than HFY fics because monster-wank fics at least focus on the cute and sexy, which is the whole goddamn point of MGE.

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>man and schedule dog trade books

>> No.36769893

>>36769869
Why did shaggy trade scoob in for an anubis?

>> No.36769900

>>36769838
Does it matter in practice when both are unreadably bad?

>> No.36769912
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>>36769335
>ywn have a adoptive lilim momster
Ouch

>> No.36769923

>>36768987
Uhh I might be wrong here but he be sayin'
>NEW GIRL SOON
?

Also his Pat update (open to all) mentions possibly coming Fallen Paladin and Bastet priest (nekomimi in the making?):
>The Dark Paladin, a knight of the Church of the Fallen God, is the same race as the Dark Priest.
>A female cleric who believes in the cat goddess Bastet, who is working hard to become a cat monster, is somewhere between a human and a monster, and there are many such girls who are wondering whether they should appear as a race in the book.
>There are many girls like this that I'm not sure if I want to have as a race in my illustrated book. These girls are also easy to have in the Monster Girl Encyclopedia RPG, so I'd like to have them appear if possible.

>> No.36769983

>>36769923
Interested on the dark paladin

>> No.36769986

>>36769893
It is monsterized scooby

>> No.36770023

>>36769900
>Does it matter in practice when both are unreadably bad?

Honestly yes it does. It matters from a community aspect because people who write murderporn also keep trying to inject their nonsense in MGE discussions. I still remember browsing Monster Girl Unlimited when it was still a thing, and having to deal with virtually every single goddamn discussion get derailed into ranting over how evil and terrible monsters are, and Spacebattles was even worse, where people openly declared their desire to flat out genocide monsters, and always steered discussions in that direction.

/jp/ is honestly one of the best places to talk about MGE because people here know that you need to nip that HFY/40k shit in the bud. Anyone that tries to bring their murderwank here gets told to fuck off immediately. And as a result, any discussion/content made here actually focuses on the whole fucking point of MGE, which is to marry and make love to cute monster girls. It doesn't matter if it sucks or not, at least it's fucking on-topic to the universe.

>> No.36770032

>>36769986
Eh, could be worse. Could've turned into a sith

>> No.36770056

>>36769923

It sounds like KC is not sure if he wants to make these girls as official species or not. Because a Dark Paladin is literally the same race as the Dark Priest, only a different occupation. And a cleric who wants to be a cat is just a human girl. Hopefully he still makes art for them.

>> No.36770136

>>36770032
That’s Scrappy-Doo.

>> No.36770156

Imagine what kind of fag you have to be, that presented with the opportunity of having 10/10 bombshell wife, who's loyal and horny on main, you'd think to yourself:
>damn, I wish I could fucking kill her

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>>36770156
I imagine at least some girls would be turned on by a guy trying to do that before he turned into an incubus

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>>36769638
Write a better story if you want something more dramatic. I find it works well to treat humans as tragic heroes and villains, that are ultimately saved by monsters.
>A chivalrous knight, betrayed by his superiors for seeking peace
>An infamous, yet inwardly pious warrior, all but overcome by the weight of his sins
>The pure maiden that bemoans her own lack of power to protect her loved ones

For all that "culture and kingdom", there is an ineffable darkness within the human heart. Why not pit the darkness within man against the darkness without—the monsters?

>> No.36770359

>>36770156
I can understand, from an artistic standpoint, wanting to write some crazy derivative shit just for the sake of it. Jut for an example, imagining some Order member essentially going all Doom Slayer on a bunch of mamono is grimly amusing to me in some twisted way.

The key, however, is not being a retard about it and taking yourself seriously.

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Please get out of this worm's way, she is too fashionable for you

>> No.36770449

>>36770359
Or just not going full retard in the first place and thinking that subverting expectations automatically equals good.

>> No.36770487

>>36770359
I can't understand it at all, it's just sad for me

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>>36768339
I don't typically like tsunderes but exclaim is the exception

>> No.36770524

>>36770359
Action shlock is fun. Irredeemable fuckwit zealots make great villains.
Don't make them protags.

You can have fun bloodknights on the monster side, though. Imagine being an Undead Incubus with a Lich wife, going around and getting in fights. Sometimes you hit a bandit too hard.
Your wife scolds you, and Necros the poor guy back to life as if nothing happened.

>> No.36770526

Wut about hfy where humans are the good guys defending mgs from traditional evil monsters?

>> No.36770554

>>36770494
*eclair

>> No.36770561

>>36770156
>presented with the opportunity of having 10/10 bombshell wife, who's loyal and horny
Also crazy, controlling, overbearing, from a culture completely alien to you and often with a massive ego and sense of superiority.

>> No.36770580

>>36769638
Not this shit again.
>every human is a miserable oppressed dirt farmer or cubicle dweller
Your first point is blatantly wrong. Like Zipangu or parts of Mist Continent for example aren't like that. Hell even much of Order is noted (at least the average citizen) not be necessarily that utterly shittastic, just misguided if anything.
Besides, If anything humans ruled by monsters are freer. Quality of life is improved, no one is starving on the streets, travel is common and very free, people do things because they actually want to instead of society telling them to, Trade and tourism are booming.
And do please give me one example of "cultures and kingdoms destroyed simply for being humans"
No Lescatie doesn't count because they killed many monsters and acted like shitheads in general, they were asking for it. Their culture wasn't even destroyed aside from the anti-monster stuff. Hell they even got to keep much of their ruling class and even their culture is a direct continuation of what it was, just adapted.
Read the setting instead of spouting bad memes from sb/tg/mgu whatever shithole.
>>36769838
This

>> No.36770593

>>36770524
>Action shlock is fun.
On its own sure
Mixing it with things where it doesn't fit is autistic.
It's like bronies making pony versions of everything

>> No.36770602

>>36770561
save for the culture part, these points don't apply to all monster girls by far and wide

>> No.36770609

>>36770561
>Also crazy, controlling, overbearing, from a culture completely alien to you and often with a massive ego and sense of superiority
Soooo... Just like a normal woman?

>> No.36770622

To add fuel to the fire
Isn't the order just a metaphor to the crushing Japanese salaryman lifestyle?

>> No.36770634

>>36770602
>>36770609
why are you even replying?

>> No.36770643

>>36770593
At least bronies when then they got their own board stayed there
Unlike you know who

>> No.36770670

>>36770622
Every organized religious community in Japanese fiction is.

>> No.36770675

>>36768987
I thought he finally updated his game with new girls but it's fucking nothing
Who is the next girl gonna be? Holst?

>> No.36770680

>>36770643
>Unlike you know who
Diamond Trumpart won the erection. Stop the count.

>> No.36770695

>>36770634
Contract got canceled at work and until I get assigned to a new project I'm in limbo with literally nothing better to do

>> No.36770696

>>36770634
I don't know anymore, anon, I've been replying to bait all day like an idiot and only realising afterwards. maybe it's because mge is something precious to me and I wish other people weren't constantly being complete retards about it. I swear I'll stop by next thread.

>> No.36770700

>>36770524
Having a gorgeous monstergirl battlewife is an excellent fantasy, and one of the reasons I'm so excited for KC's rpg, because literally every girl in the game is confirmed to be one.

Delving into unexplored dungeons and forests with your cute wife, obliterating scores of demonic beasts and making stews out of them, and then ending the night with another bout of passionate love-making where you try your best to impregnate her would be pretty much all a man could ask for in life.

>> No.36770707

>>36770494
>>36770554
I'd like to fill that eclair with my cream.

>> No.36770722

>>36770680
I think he's refering to hololive anon

>> No.36770737

>>36770622
No, KC very much clearly said Order is not just some cheap villains you can see in some isekai shit, nearly everyone in Order is a normal person like any other and there are even MG followers of Chief Goddess. In fact, if you have bothered to read the latest WG, you would have known all of this on your own!

>> No.36770738

>>36770561
Except not at all you fucking autist, it's literally built so you can have your ideal wife, without any of those qualities if you want.

>> No.36770776

>>36770622
>crushing
Wbsts so crushing about it?

>> No.36770799

>>36770776
big wife

>> No.36770813

>>36770737
I mean I bought one of them
But then I got too scared to start reading

>> No.36770835
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>>36770799
sorry, little wife is all we have in stock

>> No.36770841

>>36770446
But we’re supposed to go to the farmers market today!

>> No.36770856
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>>36770813
>scared of words
Haku is not pleased

>> No.36770881
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>>36770446
Just call her cute! She won't know how to react!

>> No.36770920
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>>36770835
perfect

>> No.36770949

>>36770856
Well no
I mean I don't want to get invested in something only to be put in a state of limbo like what happened with flower knight dakini.
The whole kc space battles (as well as the previous stuff) drama makes me anxious about how localisation would proceed

>> No.36770959
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36770959

Why can’t we just talk about Monstergirls? Why do we have to bring other discourse into this thread? Why don’t we make a side thread to talk about all the drama with KC and the HFY/40K people, and leave this thread to the cute and pure?

>> No.36771012

>>36770949
just learn japanese

>> No.36771045

>>36770959
How now big cow?

>> No.36771050

>>36770835
that's acceptable, she'll grow

>> No.36771054

>>36770920
I’ve got an idea for a MG themed magical girl show.
>Baphomet needs to make a new group of magical girls
>but the only women in her city that aren’t occupied are a bunch of Venus body CC MGs
>the whole series is about the Baphomet coming to terms with the fact that even mature looking women can be magical girls too

>> No.36771074

>>36771012
Tried to
Couldn't stick with it

>> No.36771095
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>>36762027
ackshually I'll quit short story request (for some months at least) after I'm finished with the remaining two and focus on more lengthy ones. I might do a strawpoll or something.

>>36770524
What I don't like is that when the author tries to paint an obviously flawed character as a flawless one. It's like not even the character itself is the bad one, because its flawed, but the author itself is the retard. He tailors the story in a way that the edgy guy is absorbed into the mary sue type.
This is exactly why Guts is a great character whereas the abominations what pop out from other people's heads are not, despite trying to emulate Guts. These dogshit writers create a 1:1 copy without understanding it, why it works, then they are in shock when called out for being shit. I absolutely love flawed characters. I think that makes them interesting, but don't fucking try to paint their weakness as positive.

>> No.36771244

>>36771054
I would watch the hell out of that show..... for reasons

>> No.36771250

>>36770949
>flower knight dakini.
Good. Tastes.

>> No.36771263

>>36771074
I believe in you, anon, try again someday.

>> No.36771266

>>36771054
Mature, older magical girls are exactly my fetish.

>> No.36771288
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The fate of all edgy mary sue murderous anti-heroes
Cuddle-execution by mofucore

>> No.36771291

>>36771054
>even mature looking women can be magical girls too
нет

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36771301

>>36768987
>spades trumpart will be black
Really makes you think

>> No.36771397

>>36771095
When I don't like what an author is doing, I generally stop reading/watching
>Dropped SAO after S1 part 2
>Dropped Shield Knight after MC became generic
>Dropped Overlord after realizing it was a joke without a punchline
Why is Isekai such shit?

>> No.36771458

>>36771301
That doesn't look like a raccoon

>> No.36771463

>asked for a comm 2 months ago
>artist does not meet deadline, skeb automatically cancels the request
>artist asks me to re-send the request
>still does not meet the deadline
seriously wtf this exact thing happened to 2 different artists at the same time
/blog
eh whatever guess I'll just post this. This pic apparently blew up in twitter - dunno why - and it will probably be my last comm for a considerable future
see you in 2 years or so bros
https://files.catbox.moe/j4vnv4.jpg

>> No.36771520

>>36771054
>Magical cow girl, Bessie with her lever action milker rifle
>Katsasha and her magialc aks
>Himari the inari
>OL dragon, Katey from accounting

>> No.36771595

>>36771397
Kirito is definitely Gary Stu. It's funny as shit that when these authors write their stuff and make side characters flawed to give handjobs for their MC they unintentionally create excellent characters stuck in a horrible story. Too bad their only purpose exhausts with "S-sugoi, MC-kun!"

Didn't see shield knight, and Overlord is just how Ainz and co shit everything, and the same problem pops up: more interesting flawed side characters only exist to give out handjobs.

>> No.36771602

>>36771463
Great taste anon, thats the hottest baphs fanart i ever seen

>> No.36771623
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>>36771520
I'm gonna bully them! Tell them they're too old to be cosplaying as little girls! They should have grandchildren already!
except bessie, I could never hurt a holstaur's feelings

>> No.36771640

>>36771595
Considering that the author once admitted that he was indeed his self insert kirito is a Mary sue by the literally definition of the word

>> No.36771679

>>36771623
Did you forget, that they are magical girls?

>> No.36771723

I Hate.

>> No.36771727

>>36771463
Sorry to hear that happened Bapho bro, skeb's a bit of a gamble at times but it's great when it pays off. Hope you're back sooner rather than later.

>> No.36771731

>>36771520
imagine asking Katey out for coffee but every time you go out she leaves in the middle of it

>> No.36771739

>>36771723
stairs

>> No.36771750
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>>36769638
>It's all the same here too, but to the other extreme
>>every human is a miserable oppressed dirt farmer or cubicle dweller willing to throw the little autonomy and dignity they have in the trash the instant they come in contact with a monster
>>monsters are mary sues powerwanked to infinity, and in the right 100% even when they're being massive cunts
>cultures and kingdoms destroyed simply for being humans
I dont think ive written anything like you've described

>> No.36771767

>>36771731
>She fucks up and comes back with her extremely undersized magical girl uniform on that is just barely hanging on

>> No.36771796

>>36771767
>now Anon thinks she’s really into cosplay too

>> No.36771797

>>36771463
Noice pic
Translation?

>> No.36771799

>>36771397
>>36771595
Read Red Ranger Isekai
>>36771640
The problem is also the fact the author is inexperienced. One of his afterwords he admitted he was never one of those high ranking players and really admired them. Which in turn explains why the game portrayals of everything in SAO are simplified or disbalanced and some stuff just doesn’t make sense.

>> No.36771817

>>36771767
HNNNNNNNNNNNG
>just proceed with dates as normal, she probably got a sidejob working with kids or something

>> No.36771824

>>36771723
>When snow Rata is writing up a dating profile for her Yeti friend and asks her about hover hand huggers

>> No.36771871

>>36771799
>some stuff just doesn’t make sense.
I'm never played mmorpgs so I can't relate

>> No.36771911

>>36771723
>when old hags try to play the "I'm not molesting you, I am checking your health" card on you

>> No.36771938

>>36771797
mostly bapho berating/taunting (Me) for being a lolicon in a typical mesugaki fashion

>> No.36772001
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>>36769869
Too many hits of the Bong-worm's pipe.
>maybe Velma monsterised, she always was a bit of a dog already

>> No.36772023
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36772023

I want to know in advance since the other non-WHfag thread looks like it might be artificially kept up too, do we keep ignoring it or nah?

>> No.36772045

>>36765142

I like bicorns too, ngl. Anyway, it's cool that you like the stuff. Oh, and welcome to the rabbit hole. Or rabbit's hole, if you prefer.

>> No.36772054

>>36771871
you are not missing out

>> No.36772076

>>36770056
i like it a lot. i found it a bit silly things like dark priest and sea bishop are both species and vocations so it's nice to see them with some diversity

>> No.36772110

>>36772023
i have no objections to ! ! but it'll still be a while before it matters.

>> No.36772136

>>36772001
What I want to know is where is the cavewoman.

>> No.36772156

>>36772136
I thought she was the sheriff…

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>>36772045
Pretty sure it's "Welcome to the Rabbit's holes"

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>>36772023
>>36772110
is there any way to delete your own thread

>> No.36772198

>>36770949
The world guides are not getting localized regardless. Just use the wiki.

>> No.36772202

>>36772195
not for a long time now

>> No.36772216

>>36772156
No, Shaggy pulls her Anubis mask off and its the sneaky Tanuki who wants to burn the Spooky Temple down for a land development
>and she would have gotten away with it...

>> No.36772255

There's not even snow and it's so fucking cold in the morning. I need my squirrel gf now or I'm not going to make it to christmas. Santa, God, I don't care who just please give me a fluffy fucking tail to hold.

>> No.36772268

>>36772216
>>36772216
>if it wasn't for these damn meddling kids

>> No.36772272

>>36772023
I propose using it normally, it was not made in bad faith and those retards will keep it bumped anyway just to spite us.

>> No.36772288

>>36772202
Then I would like to humbly apologize for my wurm brain

>> No.36772306

>>36772288
don't make fun of wurms like that or I will make even less intelligent than a zombie

>> No.36772313
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>>36772195
Yes, but it requires posting large amounts of pizza that only has cheez on it

>> No.36772314

>>36772272
It sets a bad precendent because we don't recycle threads.

>> No.36772344

>>36772314
We never did only because janitors did their job and pruned them before they could be "recycled".

>> No.36772355

>we

>> No.36772374

I will sneak into a vampires house and steal their valuables.

>> No.36772377

>>36772314
we've already got a bad precedent floating around, i'd rather not have 3

>> No.36772405

>>36772374
oh no, her virginity!

>> No.36772410

>>36772355
>wuz

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>>36772374
You can sneak in just fine. I just hope you don't plan on getting back out.

>> No.36772425

>>36772410
KANGZ

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>>36772045
Bicorns get a lot of bad press around heee as being NTR and Cucks, but theyre canon and they can act as useful harem-enablers, or as distributors of access to scarce Anons for mamonos who haven't found/raped their real husbando yet
>e.g. helping starving heckhunds adapt to their new workplace

>> No.36772439

>>36772374
>Last words before anon fathered 3 Dhampirs

>> No.36772451

>>36772023
It's the same guy or handful of retards keeping it up intentionally. It's probably coordinated.

>> No.36772465

>>36772432
Please shrink that image a little more I can still read a word or two

>> No.36772474

>>36772374
Are you strong enough to lift a whole Anon?
Although he's probably a few pints lighter than when he went in?
>and then when you've stolen her valuable, what are you going to do with him, Alp?

>> No.36772501

>>36772465
It only needs one word
>raep-time

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>>36768987

The Trumpart KC wants to add to the gane will be a brown spades tomboy!

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>>36772516
Yessss, more chocolate

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>>36772516
Spades were already the best Trumpart as it is. Now its brown tomboy? Thats awesome.

>> No.36772622
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36772622

>>36759035

>> No.36772658

>>36772622
Post the next picture

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>>36772658

>> No.36772722
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>>36772432
What is this, a cuckhorse for ants?

>> No.36772766

>>36772722
what is the hellhound holding?

>> No.36772769

>>36772766
collar

>> No.36772777

>>36772769
F-for herself, right? Because she's a dog?

>> No.36772784

>>36772769
oh no

>> No.36772793

>>36772777
no, you pure child. It for you

>> No.36772801

>>36772432
>their real husbando yet
as opposed to? there are no "fake husbands" retard

>> No.36772806

>>36772784
OH YES

>> No.36772823 [SPOILER] 
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>>36772658
sure, here you go

>> No.36772858

>>36772823
why is your computer on japan's timezone?
>chrome

>> No.36772966

>>36772414
I just barricade a room as i figure that out.

>> No.36772970
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36772970

>>36772374
Anon lifts himself.

>> No.36772994

>>36772374
So stealing the vampire herself?

>> No.36773022

https://cdn.donmai.us/original/6e/ba/__original_and_1_more_drawn_by_sanshoku_amido__6ebaffadb1ca766e41aff87812a024d8.jpg
>some stereotypical rich ugly bastard gets his hands on a corruption causing item
>thinks he can turn the noble and beautiful local heroine into his loyal sex slave
>kidnaps innocent Anon to use as a bait
>the heroine immediately goes to rescue him
>once she is there, he threatens her to let him use the item on her else he will kill Anon
>the heroine starts turning into a succubus and goes dizzy with pleasure and looks powerless
>he is about to start fucking her
>she instinctively kicks him and due to her enhanced strength the 300 pound man ends up flying to other side of the room
>she is utterly disgusted by him so she picks up Anon and goes to another room not tainted by his foul presence
>she unties Anon and decides to "check" him if he wasn't injured and starts taking his clothes off
>she gets excited and starts touching him increasingly seductively, then kissing, then fucking him silly
And so the ugly bastard's plans were foiled because he though he was in a different genre

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>>36772994
Silly anon, the vampire steals (You)

>> No.36773028

>>36772994
vampires are not valuable

>> No.36773041

>>36773028
dhampir hands typed this

>> No.36773077

>>36773026
Regura is still cheating

>> No.36773089

>>36773026
no wonder I can leave her house, I kept going in a circle and my dick gets harder as well

>> No.36773191

>>36773028
Go apologize to your mother right now.

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>>36773028
Ignore the seething mosquitos, son. There's no shame in being right.

>> No.36773263

>>36773248
mosquitos aren't actual vampires

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>>36773028
Vampires are very valuable.

>> No.36773283

>>36773191
>dad to his dhampir daughter on mothers day every single year

>> No.36773284

>>36773028
you're right anon, vampires suck

>> No.36773293

>>36773277
Zombies and wights are more valuable. And they increase in value as they age!

>> No.36773308

>>36772554
Thats some serious roast beef there.
Would you like some potatoes and veggies?

>> No.36773397

>>36773308
I think those are her fingers.

>> No.36773438

>>36773026
You cant do this to me....YOU KNOW HOW MUCH I SACRIFICED?!?

>> No.36773442

>>36764713
I still hate that his best girl is a goddamned furry.

>> No.36773459

>>36773293
vampires also do the same as well

>> No.36773485

>>36773026
On the one hand she's very pretty, on the other hand she bathes in the blood of virgins.

>> No.36773502

>>36773485
so her own blood?

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>> No.36773540

>>36773485
Relax those were all human wom*n

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>>36773504
denial can be an important element of addiction

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36773557

>>36773504
A mofu addict in denial. We must have courage to accept the things we cannot change, courage to change the things we can, and the wisdom to know the difference.

>> No.36773583

>>36773547
>>36773557
I only fluff old hag tails and that's rare, so I am not an addict

>> No.36773651
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>>36773583
Sounds like the kind of mental gymnastics an addict would engage in.

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>>36773583
Bargaining anon don't change the fact you are an addict. One thing leads to another and you'll be molesting mofu in markets.

>> No.36773730

>>36773651
>>36773663
I never whored myself out to touch some mofu, now that's a true addict. Which I am not. Mofu does not arouse me at all. I am mofu free

>> No.36773750

>>36773730
just stop being such a prude anon, you know you want to feel the mofu

>> No.36773797

>>36773750
No, If I do, then all that time in mofuholics will be for nothing. All those years, no mofu to fluff, molest, huff, or sleep on. All that torture to rid myself of my weakness to mofu

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This stupid spider has been living rent free in my head for the past two days and it's pissing me off.

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>> No.36773834

>>36773825
then make her pay rent then

>> No.36773864

>>36773663
Post part 2

>> No.36773881
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This is what we are meant to do to monsters

>> No.36773894

>>36765891
>Marry monster that was around pre-DL
>Had an ego and everything
>Find an old beastiary
>Wife acts flustered when you go to her monster catagory
>Asks what is going on
>She answers that its nothing in particular
>Shes actually 100% convinced its her, not her species but she specifically being illustrated by some old artisan
>Wonders when someone got the oppportunity to draw her
>She notices you gawking at the monstrous features she inhibited
>Rips the book out of your hands and complains in a roundabout way about what you did was rude
>You still got no idea why she acted the way she did

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>>36773881
Instructions unclear. Post more examples

>> No.36773998

>>36773902
Irc To the ancient Romans this was considered gayer than being fucked by another guy

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>>36773825

>> No.36774035

>>36773998
do you base most of your sexual prefences on roman customs?

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>>36773902
instructions unclear, goat stuck in power cables

>> No.36774085

>>36773998
the ancient romans are all dead (also their empire fell) so I don't see a reason to care about what they thought

>> No.36774086

>>36773998
It's probably meme knowledge not based on any actual research, but IIRC the roman scale went like this, from straightest to flaming gaylord:
Fucking a man in the mouth>Fucking another man in the ass>fucking a woman>being fucked in the ass>being fucked in the mouth>giving cunnilingus to a woman
So alpfuckers would be seen as alpha males if we got the same sexual culture than romans.

>> No.36774110

>>36774018
Please bite me with those chompers oh please

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>> No.36774127

>>36773998
It's not that it was gayer. Romans and even the Ancient Greeks, who they taught sex could be had with women, buggered men or slurped the slippery slizz of other women. The difference is that for a man to administer cunnilingus to a woman, he was submitting to her sexual advances and therefore lesser than her. So rather than it being 'HA, GAYYYYYYY', it was seen as extremely emasculatory. On the flip side, if you were to voluntarily blow another man, he'd be seen as the bottom in the relationship because he was submitting to YOUR advances.

TL;DR: You're autistic for even caring about the culture of a bunch of shitposters who were literally ancient 4chan.

>>36774018
I'm not afraid of spiders but I fucking hate that all I can think about these days are Arachne because I sure as fuck don't ever want to be seen as a goddamned Spiderfucker in this hell hole.

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Repent, sinngers.

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>>36774127
Nothing wrong with wanting to apply penis to spinneret

>> No.36774211

>>36774197
My singing is not that bad!

>> No.36774215
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>>36774197
>sinngers
*sinners

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>>36774197
they never say what to do after that

>> No.36774244

>>36774197
nah, I like milk too much not to sin

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>>36773864
Here you go anon.

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This is how I actually see lamias hunting guys.
Would you escape?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=el4CQj-TCbA&t=55s&ab_channel=BBCEarth

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>> No.36774317

>>36774293
If the snakes are as dumb as miia yeah probably

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>>36773547
>Virgin since Cretaceous T-shirt.

>> No.36774338

>>36774293
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kq40ut6no6g

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>>36774317
Miia is not dumb!

>> No.36774372

The idea of a Pre DL monster romance like one that broke against their nature sounds really cool, and i fucking bet stories like that are told by monstergirls to their children whether or not it happened, like ancient legends.

>> No.36774382

>>36774364
I'm sorry Miia. I meant special. You are a very special snake.

>> No.36774395

I hate kitsune they are too human for my taste cause i dont care about their ears and tail so theres nothing else to like, i want to get hugged by a yeti.

>> No.36774411

A somewhat disturbing but interesting idea occurred to me. Could mamono revive miscarried/stillborn children? There are real mythological monsters based on the idea. If you've played Witcher 3 you may recall botchlings.
Wonder what that would look like, something like an undead version of Humpty egg, perhaps? Or maybe just a zombie.

>> No.36774414

>>36774372
I will be the man who loved an 'old-school' shoggoth!

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>>36774395
Yetis are too human. White horns are where it's at.

>> No.36774444
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>>36773894

>> No.36774447

>>36774429
> Fellow lovey-dovey vanilla enjoyer

>> No.36774472

>>36774429
Whats their gimmick again?

>> No.36774550

>>36773248
>This strange rectangle device is making me very distraught!

>> No.36774552

>>36774293
it makes me want to go to species specific villages.
sprint through lamia villlage, recreate the running of the bulls in a minotaur hamlet, hide in a room while oomukade scuttle all around, get glomped by several jumping spiders, or be beseiged by a queen slime
predatory teamwork, coordinated or not is pretty hot

>> No.36774569

>>36774472
their body heat makes them horny

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>> No.36774615

>>36773998
It's not gayer than actual faggotry, but they were right about it being gay as fuck.

>> No.36774616

>>36774552
what I want to do is play chicken with a bunch of very overprotective monsters

>> No.36774639

>>36774127
>because I sure as fuck don't ever want to be seen as a goddamned Spiderfucker in this hell hole
What’s wrong with liking spiders Anon?

>> No.36774645

>>36763047
And thus, Dr. Light made Roll, the first proto-woman. act 3 never ever

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>> No.36774662

>>36774287
You better spoiler that wholesome shit next time.

>> No.36774663

>>36774615
>is it gay to fuck a woman

>> No.36774697
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Having both the qualities of a child and a goat, Baphomet is the only Halal mamono choice. Anons with any other wife will be at the mercy of Allah

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>>36774552
getting mobbed by harpies too

>> No.36774749

>>36774615
Lmao

>> No.36774772

>>36774197
A nun with that body and skills in Eromancy could instaloss any man.

>> No.36774800

>>36774663
Behaving like one sure is.

>> No.36774860

What do I have to do to find the mob face MGs?

>> No.36774900

>>36764628
No, but actually yes. KC has been asked multiple times "is [thing i find hot that respects tha rulez but isn't explicitly written out] allowed in the MGE world?" and his answer is always some variation of "yes, and here's how" or "yes, but wait there's more!"

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>>36774800
Your face is going to be made into some dark elf's chair
and you'll love every second of it you fag

>> No.36774977

>>36774800
idk anon, being held back from appreciating your wife's holy nectar because "it's not manly" seems like a pretty faggot thing

>> No.36775048
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>> No.36775106

>>36765779
sorry i'm too powerful of a mage in my fantasies to have my magics just fizzle out like that. my spelldeck is 60 cards tall and by the Demon Lord i will use every single one, she's gonna run out of countermagic before i run out of corruption, and then she'll be my concubine who forgets her top ranks in wizard training and becomes my personal support slut instead. she also will stop saying "cringe" because no girl should stoop that low.
sadly i don't have an image for this but in my mind it's pretty hot

>> No.36775176

>>36766900
Tippity-top of the crop
but still gets beaten by a deuce.

>> No.36775231
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Any good wight's husband should be able to easily fill a wine glass with his cum in one ejaculation whenever his wife requests so.

>> No.36775249

>>36775231
god, the training to do that would be nuts

>> No.36775261

>>36775231
Well, I don't want to be a good husband yo a wight. I want to be a bad husband.

>> No.36775268

>>36775249
all you got to do is mix a little humpty egg into the diet

>> No.36775278

>>36775249
heh

>> No.36775306

>>36775249
Just eat lots of Corruption Fruit regularly.

>> No.36775341

>>36775249
>>36775261
Sorry, the training will start whenever you return from school. It's mandatory by MGC's laws.

>> No.36775362

>>36775341
I'll run away!

>> No.36775372

>>36775341
why do I have to go to school? I am gonna be a delinquent and not go to class

>> No.36775373

>>36775231
The C U M chalice.

>> No.36775398

>>36775373
That has to be an actual liturgical item for dark priests.

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>>36775372
>>>why do [less than 500 years old] have to go to school?

>> No.36775425

>>36775407
then what the hell am I gonna be learning in class then?

>> No.36775479

>>36775407
I'd think an affluent wight could get a private tutor or something

>> No.36775494

>>36775425
Common sense
Healing magic
Basic etiquette to older monsters
Practive basic etiquette to your totally young classmates
Healing magic
Sexual techniques
Make connections with other monster families
The importance to always having an escort
Healing magic

>> No.36775522

>>36775494
what about some other type of magic?

>> No.36775529

>>36775479
>implying she wouldn't tutor you herself
>implying Wights have friends

>> No.36775534

>>36775494
why healing magic three times? and does common sense mean? Can I learn how to double jump and teleport?

>> No.36775607

>>36775534
well there's healing magic
healing magic in the bedroom
and healing magic in the undead bedroom
don't know about the rest

>> No.36775638
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>Enter monster girl school as a transferred human
>Jinko was stalking you? ''Protection''
>Hellhound accidentally entered your shower? Easily forgiven
>Cheshire stole your clothes while you were in the shower? Diplomatic immunity
>Was caught streaking naked after the above Cheshire? This counts as a marriage proposal to all monster girls that saw you
>Want other courses aside healing? Succ teacher is allowed by law to take punitive rape measures. ''For educational purposes''
>You are forced to engage into all school clubs periodically and the class play directed by the class Phantom's
>If the student council present requests, you HAVE to help in student council activities

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>>36759035

>> No.36775651

>>36775522
Shhhh. Just cast Lay on Hands again.

>> No.36775652

>>36775494
>Basic etiquette to older monsters
what does that look like? Every damn time I go outside I get called a slut by those old hags

>> No.36775655

>>36775639
she's no dragon-draph but she's cute

>> No.36775656

>>36775522
>>36775534
Sorry bro, too dangerous to teach humans any kind of defensive magic, they'd go ahead and put themselves into even more dangerous situations. Offensive magic is basically useless with that puny magic level of yours and the likes of double jump and teleport can make authorities getting to you for protection harder

>> No.36775681

>>36775638
imagine the harem size

>> No.36775682

>>36775652
Because you dress like one.
Decent young gentlemen don't get called sluts unless they want to

>> No.36775711

>>36775682
I only unbutton my collar a little bit

>> No.36775717

>>36775682
I dress normally. All these hags are just such prudes that showing an inch of skin above my wrists means I'm 'just asking for it'.

>> No.36775753

>>36775681
>MGC Schools are actually organization estabilished by groups of already friends husbandless hag monsters

>> No.36775792

>>36775753
as a hagfag this pleases me to no end
>they're all pretending to be student age
Hnnnnnng

>> No.36775793

>>36775656
gonna steal a magic book and also find a way to grind my magic level to max

>> No.36775812

>>36775753
>>36775792
>all those single mgs as 350 years old teenagers:
>If any of us gets a husband, the rest will make a school to send him in!

>> No.36775814

>>36775656
I don't need protection, I'm an independent single adult male! what could even go wrong?

>> No.36775831

>>36775792
>the outdated lingo
>They barely fit in their uniforms
>Most actually sit out during gym because their bodies are not as strong

>> No.36775841

>>36775814
An ocelomeh could steal your heart and rape you

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>>36775814
>what could even go wrong?

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>>36759035

>> No.36775883

>>36775869
Yes I'd like a triple mofu deluxe, big paws and maker her feral.

>> No.36775889

>>36775656
But I like danger, its one of the only things that gets me harder than titainum

>> No.36775915

>>36775869
A mint flavored fox!

>> No.36775924

>>36775869
why does the fox have horns?

>> No.36775956

>>36775841
I'm sure that heart sacrifice thing is a myth, and rape statistics are vastly inflated anyway

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>>36775793
>anon steals magic book
>tries using the ''Fireball spell''
>enemy monster tits grow larger and start spilling milk
>it was actually the lactation spell
>the book was bait, set up purposefully to be stolen
>Hag casts the premature ejaculation spell on (You)
>time to punish you for the crime of stealing and reeducate you in a good human

>> No.36776024

>>36775915
Rare mofu

>> No.36776032

>>36775656
Learning how to fight is cooler though, I'd rather hang out with those Kakuens who say they can teach me a special kind of kung-fu!

>> No.36776050
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Told the hag that she's not in my taste. Everything will be okay?

>> No.36776079

>>36776050
damn what a cutie

>> No.36776085

>>36776050
If you rejected someone with hips like these, then it doesn't matter, you're going to Alp soon anyway.

>> No.36776108

>>36776050
Anon she can smell the erection in your pants. You just acted like a tsundere. Tsunderes always get raped until admitting they like it.

>> No.36776127

>>36776085
Rejecting some dumb femdom bitch is just common sense.

>> No.36776128

>>36776108
what about anons that rarely show emotions?

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>>36776128
Wait, they really believe they can hide their emotions?

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>>36776085
If i accept her then she will laugh at my small 10 cm d1ck in bed. I can't bear it.

>> No.36776155

>>36776128
Kuuderes are fair game too.

>> No.36776166

>>36776128
they get sat next to a lich to do kuu things together.

>> No.36776185

>>36776147
made for tight loli cunny

>> No.36776189

>>36776147
I hate this kind of fag, take your humiliation kink somewhere else

>> No.36776192

Is an Amazoness or an Ocelomeh more powerful?

>> No.36776194

>>36776128
>being a kuudere
This just makes the blushing face all the more hotter

>> No.36776231

>>36776192
whichever has been married or lacking dick the longer

>> No.36776260

>>36763297
Someone should just tell KC that this is an issue with all fandoms in the west, not just their own. Fandoms in the west are infinitely worse, they make the Fujoshis in Japan look tame by comparison.

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>>36776189
I like fantasize when every ugly/stupid/rough/bloodthirst/etc. man can get their wife except me.That gives some kind of masochistic pleasure, so fk off, anon. I don't post gore shit or something, just ignore me.

>> No.36776287
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>Be anon, get isekai'd to the world of mamano
>Turns out you are in the territory of the radical traditionalist faction of monster girls who believe a husbands place is barefoot and naked in the kitchen.

>> No.36776294

>>36776260
Just saying violent chuunis are our equivalent of their fujoshis should suffice to explain everything

>> No.36776305

>>36776287
That doujin got translated by the way. It's from Dhibi

>> No.36776349

now that I think about it, I'd be that naive and easily coerced genius that an old monster would fuck me under the pretense of "training" or "getting street smarts"

>> No.36776404

>>36776287
>dragging him into the dark by his underwear
That poor, poor boy. I will selflessly volunteer to take his place.

>> No.36776419

>>36776404
No, I shall go, for I alone can handle such a fate

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>>36776419
>>36776419

No no, you anons have loved ones to think about, I will sacrifice myself to sate her demonic lusts.

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>>36776404
>>36776419
>>36776450
Anons...

>> No.36776539
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>>36776470

>> No.36776547
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>>36776470
Well shit.

>> No.36776555

>>36776470
idgaf, still gonna fap to it

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>>36776470
roll with the punches baby

>> No.36776594

>>36776470
Sasuga femdomtards

>> No.36776624
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36776624

The threat still stands, get the thread to 1000 again or there's going to be a redlined robot breaking down your door

>> No.36776637

>>36776305
link? Can't find it on panda with tags, either I am retarded or just shit at searching.

>> No.36776657

>>36776470
False alarm, while the original did have shotacon it wasn't futa at all

>> No.36776675

>>36776657
Also sauce is Hazuki-sensei no Hatsujouki

>> No.36776678

>>36776470
I remember the original and didnt't have any shit

>> No.36776706

>>36776657
Fool me once shame on you
Fool me twice Shame on me

>> No.36776722

>>36776678
You can go check it by yourself.

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>>36776470
>>36776657
Shit, Anon did a masterful bamboozle.

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did someone say ran?

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>>36776751

>> No.36776773

>>36776751
RAN RAN RU

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>> No.36776843
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>>36776751
I ran so far away...

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>>36776746
They thougth that was original. But it was only part 1. Also the artist is very addicted to futa+pegging shit with shotas.

>> No.36776857

>>36774588
She a cutie!

>> No.36776866
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>>36776843
I just ran, I ran all night and day
I couldn't get away

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>>36776866
Have a rare ran for your prize for finishing the song.

>> No.36776926 [DELETED] 

How do you think an Ocelomeh husband would react to capturing a man who is actually a huge Ocelomehfag and while all the captured men are terrified or looking sad, he is handolding her in public, kissing her publicly over and over, clinging to her arm, etc? Would she shove him away and refuse such affection in public? Try to play it as "this is how much I dominate him!" or just go red with embarrassment not knowing what to do?

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>>36776907
Heres a rare ran as well

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>>36776938
I don't believe I have ever seen a flat ran. Thanks

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>>36776637
Here
https://nhentai.net/g/321339/
>>36776470
Those tags are for the sequel doujin. Though admittedly barely happens in the first one aside the fox masturbating

>> No.36776971

>>36776751
why are you posting director-seonbae's wife? Have you never read the bible? you are not supposed to covet another man's wife

>> No.36776973

>>36776966
Thanks fren.

>> No.36776983

>>36776971
who the fuck is that?

>> No.36776988

How do you think an Ocelomeh would react to capturing a man who is actually a huge Ocelomehfag and while all the captured men are terrified or looking sad, he is handolding her in public, kissing her publicly over and over, clinging to her arm, etc? Would she shove him away and refuse such affection in public? Try to play it as "this is how much I dominate him!" or just go red with embarrassment not knowing what to do?

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>>36776959
have you seen sea ran before?

>> No.36777036

>>36776996
I have, not my cup of tea personally.

>> No.36777043
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>>36777036
sorry, I shall give you my lewdest ran I have

>> No.36777117

>>36776762
A woman that excessively fertile is for breeding.

>> No.36777133
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Ran's fat and old! Post fit and youthful foxes!

>> No.36777143

>>36777043
No worries, nothing against those who like more monsterous women.

>> No.36777156

>>36777133
that fox is like 300 years old and just sleeps all the time though.

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>>36777133
>fat and old
look at how young ran is and say that again

>> No.36777161

>>36776983
this _4_

>> No.36777197

>>36774200
>>36774639
There's nothing wrong with liking spiders you nerds it's just I'm tired of Jorougumo living rent fucking free in my head with her husband being some Sig Curtis looking motherfucker who imports coffee beans from Not!Mexico and the Ocelomeh temple cities so she can both enjoy high quality coffee and get shit faced in her Arachne style café/bar.

Fuck man.

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>>36777117
Must impregnate.

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>>36777133

>> No.36777231

>>36777156
Being ladykiller saying she looks merely 300 years old is basically a marriage proposal, anon

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Choose your baph

>> No.36777255
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>>36777252
I am going to impregnate these two foxes instead because they are extra fertile

>> No.36777275
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>>36777252
Sabbath snakes are cute

>> No.36777283

>>36777231
That seems like a very easy law to abuse and I doubt it's existence, anon.

>> No.36777286

>>36777252
I choose >>36765797

>> No.36777289

>>36777275
smol snakes and spiders are underrated

>> No.36777298

>>36777289
Do you have any examples of smol spiders señor

>> No.36777299

>>36777283
Well anon you already dress like a slut, so if you talk with a slut too to boot you get no excuses from the authorities when you inevitably get raped for that.

>> No.36777302

>>36777204
Exactly.

>>36777133
But those are the monster girls I like!
That padding is goo for protecting our young.

>> No.36777305
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36777305

I need the holy ushi

>> No.36777313

>>36777299
I wear a hoodie, sweatpants, a t-shirt and sneakers how is that dressing slutty. You put a helmet on me and I don't think monsters will be seeing an inch of skin.

>> No.36777314

>>36776988
Probably the former. Also I want an Ocelomeh that looks and talks like Chel.

>> No.36777320

>>36777252
>that sad moment when even now I've yet to memorize their names.
Farmlands, then medical. Though Runyunya(?) looks like the comfiest of the bunch.

>> No.36777330

>>36777305
>she's not wearing her seal
danger

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36777338

Gonna pay a rata lots of money to find out the local shrine's head priestess' real age.

>> No.36777344

>>36777330
She isn't dangerous at all, She has abstained from sex for 2000 years

>> No.36777354

>>36777338
Just use check status

>> No.36777357

>>36777197
Fuck off

>> No.36777431

What attracted you the most about mgs, their monster bodies or their behaviour?

>> No.36777461

>>36777431
yes

>> No.36777464

>>36777354
>Failed: Insufficient skill level

>> No.36777476

>>36777464
Thats my one skill that is at 999

>> No.36777496
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>>36777476
>Failed: Insufficient skill level

>> No.36777510

>>36777496
I grinded it to 9999, now can I see how old the foxes are?

>> No.36777520

>>36777313
so you're wrapping yourself like a bonbon for them? how depraved

>> No.36777525

>>36777496
those foxes look like their up to no good

>> No.36777526

>>36777510
Sure.
But first you’re gonna need a Sanity check.

>> No.36777533

>>36777520
That makes no sense god I hate monsters.
they're lucky they're so cute.

>> No.36777544

>>36777526
are they that old?

>> No.36777555
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>>36777133
>foxes
But that's an aircraft carrier.

>> No.36777566

>>36777544
And then some.
Not to mention the… other info it would tell you about them as well.

>> No.36777575

>>36777566
whats the worst thing I can learn, that are my ancestor or something?

>> No.36777587

>>36777575
>ancestor
not possible unless you are also a fox girl

>> No.36777596
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The proper state of foxes and monsters in general.

>> No.36777597
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>>36777298
yeah, i couldn't find it though. here's a conciliatory christmas snake i found while looking through old pictures.

>> No.36777603

>>36777596
all monsters need to be gravid or they'll die

>> No.36777609

>>36777596
blue?

>> No.36777617

>>36777609
>he hasn't seen a blue fox

>> No.36777619

>>36777603
This is what dusty, hag echidnas say to human boys when they're begging to be bred.

>> No.36777628

>>36777575
>Current Status: Smug over plan currently in motion

>> No.36777629

>>36777252
Give me tits.

>> No.36777642

>>36777596
Please stay on /d/, fatfag.

>> No.36777652

>>36777216
I wonder what this Fox is saying?

>> No.36777655

>>36777642
>he can't tell a monster is pregnant

>> No.36777666

>>36777655
You and I both know that's past the point of pregnancy and is just pseudo-inflation.

>> No.36777674
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>>36777617

>> No.36777682

>>36777642
Are you retarded, perchance?

>> No.36777685

36777666
what a waste of some fine trips

>> No.36777693

>>36777666
>>36777666
checked

>> No.36777695

36777666
only Satan himself would say that

>> No.36777706

36777666
satan has never seen a pregnant woman, most curious

>> No.36777711

>>36777685
>>36777695
>>36777706
Not him, but this is an obvious samepickle

>> No.36777716

>>36777711
was about to say the same
this is a gentle reminder to please keep all get-related autism to yourself

>> No.36777720

>>36777674
The only way slimes can get men- by masquerading as better monsters.

>> No.36777734

>>36777716
inb4 anons get banned because they tried to be funny

>> No.36777742

>>36777720
Zipangu slimes get men easily!

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36777749

Pop quiz!
>Anon is for ______

>> No.36777752
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36777752

Hey hey

>> No.36777763

>>36777749
Angel hips

>> No.36777768
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>>36777749
Bleeding dry.

>> No.36777769

>>36777749
a lonely life?

>> No.36777770

>>36777749
Hugs and annilingus and headpats

>> No.36777778

>>36777749
making jinkos happy

>> No.36777779

>>36777711
nah, I just hadn't updated the page like a retard (third anon)

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>>36777749
paladins!

>> No.36777790

>>36777749
feeding milk

>> No.36777796
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36777796

>Bamboozled

>> No.36777801

>>36777749
being a manwhore

>> No.36777808

>>36777790
ummm humans reach adulthood by 18 years of age. So you should stop propagating this stereotype we need to be fed milk constantly.
… this doesn’t mean we have to stop being fed milk!

>> No.36777809

>>36777801
I am not a manwhore. A manwhore could use his mouth

>> No.36777815

>>36777808
>humans reach adulthood by 18 years of age
>monsters laugh in the distance

>> No.36777817

>>36777808
I don't really like milk, so more for you guys I guess.

>> No.36777834

>>36777808
stop being a tsun or the monsters will stop giving you their milkies

>> No.36777849

>>36777834
Wouldn’t monsters love tsuns because they can easily read your true feelings/desires?
It makes it more fun.

>> No.36777857

>>36777849
Yes they would but tsuns are best enjoyed when they outright say what they want without lying

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>>36777749
admiring suits and pencil skirts

>> No.36777871

>>36777815
Stop laughing! It's true! We are mature, intelligent adults equal in life experience to monsters!

>> No.36777877
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>>36777857
That’s part of the game.
They have to figure out how to get the guy to crumble.

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>>36777871
>mature
>intelliegent
>>>>ADULTS

>> No.36777894

>>36777871
Somewhere a bunch of little foxes are very confused as to why the head of the shrine just burst into a fit of uncontrollable laughter.

>> No.36777916

>>36777889
>>36777894
You know if monsters are just going to act like this maybe I'll just stick with human girls!

>> No.36777931

>>36777916
>human girls
1800 comeonnow

>> No.36777934

>>36777815
They won't laugh when they hear how long humans live.

>> No.36777939

>>36777871
>mature
>intelligent
>adults

>> No.36777940

>>36777934
Why would they care? By the 8th or 9th time they make you cum you're gonna be living as long as they do.

>> No.36777948

>>36777894
kek
>>36777934
Mamono mana extends your lifespan

>> No.36777958

>>36777834
I can totally see them teasing some tsundere husband like that until he asks back for milk and headpats

>> No.36777964

>>36777931
Yeah, I don't wanna be with some mean monsters if they act like this!

>> No.36777965
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>>36777871
>Whatever you say, boy.

>> No.36777967

>>36777834
>stop being a tsun
No.

>> No.36777971

>>36777964
>so he says
>then he mellows out with the first headpat received

>> No.36777972

>>36777958
Well that's definitely not happening but I will take some hugs and words of encouragement when I'm having a bad day.

>> No.36777974

>>36760395
I love FromDoftware and I love MGE, fuck this faggotry.

>> No.36777976

>>36777971
Anon I'm like 6'7 I don't think I'm allowed to get those anymore.

>> No.36777982

>>36777871
Age of majority does not equate to maturity you dingus.

>> No.36777984

>>36777976
>only 6'7"
some monsters will tower over you

>> No.36777999

>>36777976
>back in the Mist Continent, Jinkos and Cheshire variant of Jinkos explode laughing

>> No.36778003

>>36777808
I don't know anon, if I don't get my morning milk I feel less motivated and a bit moody, and if I don't get my night milk I get a poor sleep. an afternoon milk is always welcome too.

>> No.36778006
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>>36777976
You cannot escape. It is inevitable

>> No.36778013

>>36777976
>tall anon gets turned into a small shota because his wife is into that and size difference

>> No.36778021

>>36778013
Talk like some dumb kid, become some dumb kid

>> No.36778025

>>36777976
>the 8 ft bogey right behind him already mere inches from headpatting him

>> No.36778032

>>36777984
>>36777999
But they're supposed to be shorter than average, that's what I've been told!

>>36778013
But I'm not into that, anon. So why would a monster girl who wants a shota go after me?

>> No.36778041

>>36778032
you are not conciously into that, a life of towering over the commonfolk made you unknowingly interested on being on the other side of the spectrum, you just don't know it yet.

>> No.36778044

You do realize the monsters don't apply those autistic relative age standards even to themselves despite having far longer lifespans than natural humans, right?

>> No.36778048

>>36777197
>Sig Curtis reference
>Coffee and spiders
Get help.

>> No.36778051

>>36778032
who told you that?

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>>36778032
they're probably like a towering 5'9" or something

>> No.36778057

>>36778044
yea, it's a thread meme

>> No.36778059

>>36778032
Well their average is different from our average. You are pretty much a kid in age and dwarf in size

>> No.36778070

>>36778041
That's also wrong. I like being tall enough to reach higher up things without help.

>>36778051
People on the internet, anon.

>> No.36778078

>>36778070
and you believed them?

>> No.36778080

>>36778044
I can totally see some hag monsters like kitsune monsters doing that, but yeah. I don’t see Cheshire and the like that seem to be on the younger spectre doing that unless it’s some older variant

>> No.36778087

>>36778070
don't worry, your house will be very accessible. you can always learn float magic too.

>> No.36778089

>>36778078
well of course, people wouldn't go on the internet to just lie

>> No.36778108

>>36778087
I'll have to refuse still.

>> No.36778113

>>36778089
>people wouldn't go on the internet to just lie

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>The tree in the backyard, maybe? Or the good old kick-the-chair-over approach? No- you seem like a bridge kind of guy to me...

>> No.36778142

>>36778080
>I can totally see some hag monsters like kitsune monsters doing that
The example picture in one of the books lore sections that talks about how fast monsters reach sexual maturity is an Inari, I think they know how age works.

>> No.36778144

>>36778108
Sorry anon, this is for your own good. The Lilim Comitee has already been warned humans are as stubborn as they are childish. You either go on with it or they will take punitive action.

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>>36777752
Damn these wonderland games, they never play fair

>> No.36778165

>>36778150
thats why I only workout in wonderland nude

>> No.36778169

>>36778150
lucklet, I have been winning all day and I'm about to go all out on the next one as my closing game. I got enough wonderdollars to retire already, nothing could go wrong.

>> No.36778173

>>36777999
>Cheshire variant of Jinkos
That’s definitely illegal!

>> No.36778177

>>36778144
Then I shall politely decline interaction with monster girls because I would not like to be a shota.

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>>36778169
>nothing could go wrong

>> No.36778189

>>36778052
Oh no! She broke free!

>> No.36778202

>>36778173
>strength of a jinko
>smarts of a cheshire
>teleporting ability of a cheshire
busted, too op pls nerf

>> No.36778203

>>36778187
t-they are just buffling! I can take them doubling it over, I-I got a good hand!

>> No.36778208

>>36778203
>what happens when you don't eat out ladyluck

>> No.36778215

>>36778202
She better be as protective as regular Jinkos.

>> No.36778222

>>36778215
yes but with the added teasing off a cheshire

>> No.36778237

>>36778215
>>36778222
Oh God NOOOOOOOO

>> No.36778254

>>36778150
>roll up to roulette table, put it all on black
>ooh sorry, looks like it came up rabbit
>march hare shuffles under table and begins blowing you
not again...

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>>36777749
Losing money at the casino

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>>36777749
being a teachers pet

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>>36759035

>> No.36778268

>>36778237
and if she is pajinko chesh....

>> No.36778280

>>36778208
>>36778255
please don't joke, I will never financially recover from this

>> No.36778285

>>36778280
you can.... you just need to let a couple of monsters have fun with you

>> No.36778286

>>36778255
>>36778280
Anon please don't make a scene, or the Polar Bear security guards are going to have to take you away.

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>Anons who claim the casino is rigged will be put in the cheshire box.
>Anons who complain about casino practices will be put in the cheshire box
>Anons who lose all their money in the casino will be put in the cheshire box.
>Anons will be put in the cheshire box

>> No.36778296

>>36778290
that's it, i'm going to the manticore casino

>> No.36778300

>>36778286
POLAR BEAR GIRLS WHEN

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>>36778296
Didn't you hear? The manticore casino was bought out by WonderGambling Co. three days ago.
Now get in the box

>> No.36778312

>>36778285
please... I too young to get into such a big rapetionship, I want to think about my options a bit longer...

>> No.36778319

>>36778306
>>36778290
wwhat happens in the cheshire box?

>> No.36778325

>>36778312
>too young
No, you'd be perfect for it. The monsters always love such fresh and innocent boys like you. You would get some serious dosh

>> No.36778335

>>36778325
>indebted servitude

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>> No.36778367

>>36778354
>kawaii kawaii
>KAZE NO KAMI-SAMA

>> No.36778382

What happens when your human mother catches you railing your recently monsterized sister in the ass?

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>>36778312
>Oh no no no, nothing that barbaric. You see, some of those stuffy Order folk popping in to Wonderland next week for a little meet and greet, ambassadorship and the like, and the Queen wants a great big gala so that we give a proper impression. We need help setting up all the festivities, and a having a strapping young man such as yourself around would relieve a great deal of pressure. You'd be rewarded quite handsomely for your work, and seeing as how you're in a bit of a pickle in regards to your finances, I think it works out nicely for everyone. And, well, it's that or the Cheshire Box.
>What do you say?

>> No.36778396

>>36778386
I’ll take the box.

>> No.36778425
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creepy crawlies all over me

>> No.36778433

>>36773485

She doesn't do that since becoming a servant. Stop slandering the best Liz/vampire/phantom thief, you swine.

>> No.36778434

>>36778319
The "Cheshire Box" is the nickname for a nearby building used to isolate troublemakers. It also happens to have one of the highest densities of single cheshires this side of the ocean, and arguably the world.

>> No.36778440

>>36778386
s-sure, will I be granted with food and place to stay until then? might need a few clothes too...

>> No.36778456

>Prim and proper Jinko
>Still has thick-cut muscles and is busty as all get out but is wearing a nice dress and carries herself like a noblewoman.
>Is an incorrigible pervert that is after your dick.

>> No.36778470

>>36778456
Summer dresses are great especially if they’re see-through from a certain angle with the light.

>> No.36778477

>>36778386
Wonderland parties are all fancy right?
That seems perfectly safe!

>> No.36778478

>>36778470
It allows you to see her abs.
And other things.

>> No.36778497

>>36778477
> inb4 its the skimpest fancy clothes you've seen

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>>36778354

Wait, what? Is this something to do with Breath of Fire 2 or was he just inspired by it?

>> No.36778560

>>36778478
Those are exactly the kinds of things I want to see too.

>> No.36778590

>>36778497
Well, I'm sure it's quite tasteful at least.

>> No.36778591

>>36778456
She can't have it, it's mine!

>> No.36778598
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36778598

Why are lims so fuckin' weird

>> No.36778602

I just want to sleep in and not do anything, why do monsters keep flying up and knocking on my window?

>> No.36778608

>>36778590
and you'll be wearing some as well
>>36778598
being so old and single makes you twisted

>> No.36778617 [SPOILER] 
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>>36778477
The safest and fanciest.

>> No.36778620

>>36778602
penis inspection

>> No.36778640

>>36778620
Wait a second anon, they told me penis inspection day was yesterday!

>> No.36778647

>>36778640
don't you know, it happens everyday to make sure that men haven't been jerking it off too hard and messing their penis up

>> No.36778657
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>>36759035

>> No.36778662

>>36778657
the bow on the stinger is cute

>> No.36778725

>>36778657
She's gonna try and jab me, isn't she

>> No.36778809

>>36775869
What's this, a new species of mofu?

>> No.36778833
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>>36778809
ya'll acting like you never seen a fox before. that one in particular is some dudes wife probably, seen a lot of her from different artists.

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i like dark elves look wise but i dont like the bdsm angle. would a dark elf be disappointed that i dont want to do any of that stuff?

>> No.36778898

>>36778886
there's probably a group of dark elves who are more into gentle femdom and not into that bdsm

>> No.36778914

>>36778886
Haughty dark elves need to be brought down a peg!

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>>36778886
go for it

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>>36778914
Look at this rude elf mocking you! Are you a bad enough dude to put her in her place?

>> No.36778957

>>36778949
Well now this just feels like a trap.

>> No.36778987

Do you like cats? Do you even like old cats?

>> No.36778988

>>36778987
i like all things old

>> No.36779002

>>36777999
JINKOS HAVE CHESHIRE VARIANTS???

>> No.36779017

>>36778987
Yes, yes I do.
I love cats

>> No.36779022

>>36779002
>*teleports behind you*
>(Loud Chuff)

>> No.36779171

I kind of want an edgy Demon mom who blares Bury the Light all the time.

>> No.36779200

>>36779022
>Teleport behind her
>Unsheathes dick
>Nothing Personnel KId
>"And that, kids, is how I met your mother."

>> No.36779291
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Hydrate! Especially if you're drinking.

>> No.36779359

>>36779291
I refuse.

>> No.36779362

>>36779291
B-But that's my water bottle.

>> No.36779364

>>36779291
I'm drinking water, so I'll drink more water because I'm drinking to hydrate which means that i have to drink more water because I'm drinking...

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>>36779359
Bitch, she said hydrate.

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>> No.36779411

>>36779399
Ma'am if it'a alright with you can I add the milk to the coffee myself?

>> No.36779416

>>36779399
Yeah can I get a latte with breast milk? I mean uh, breast milk, uh I mean breast milk, I mean

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>> No.36779431

Good night Anons, take care and don't burn down the thread.

Instead, remember that big cows are soft bedside companions.

>> No.36779434
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36779434

>>36779291
I dunno, neither she nor her friends seemed to appreciate my efforts

>> No.36779438

>>36779399
could I drink the milk from the tap?

>> No.36779455

>>36774372
Im pretty sure KC has confirmed that its not only was it totally possible, but probably is the reason that she had monster followers helping liliths bid for the throne.

>> No.36779459
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>>36779291
Hydrate?

>> No.36779470

>>36779459
i like the fake mermaid

>> No.36779473

>>36779291
I feel like hydrating with fresh milk

>> No.36779490

>>36779459
The only mermaid where having knees is acceptable

>> No.36779492

>>36779470
Fake?

>> No.36779516

>>36779492
the translucent, bubbly tail not give it away?

>> No.36779531

>>36779389
I hydrate for no wan!

>> No.36779541
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>> No.36779542
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>>36779431
big cows are best cows

>> No.36779554

>>36776278
Why anon? Why dont you fantasize yourself getting the wife? I genuinely don’t understand

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>>36779541
need office goat

>> No.36779571

>>36779564
She appears to be leaking.

>> No.36779579

>>36779542
That they are, remember to purchase large, communal beds to rest with them on and increase their morale.

>>36779564
Be sure to bloat your office goat as a reward.

>> No.36779595

>>36779531
Yeah keep resisting it buddy. See who wins in the end.

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>> No.36779603

>>36779599
extremely cute

>> No.36779617

>>36779542
>>36779564
Good god I just want a pair of huge milky tits to bury my face in, suck on, and fuck.

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>> No.36779642

>>36765067
To quote the rule of thumb:
>If it has a snout, GET IT OUT

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tiny wife

>> No.36779695

I don't really read fanfics because I'm not a faggot, but also I want to start reading them. Recommend me some, anons. I like Amazoness the most

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Who is this cutie?

>> No.36779732

>>36779704
>”WAH!! WAHH WAH WAAAH!”
>”What’s that? The Ice Queen took your friend Anon?”

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>> No.36779768

>>36779764
this but with a cheshire

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>>36779653
https://drive.google.com/drive/folders/0BzL7aw4ZKvmNaEIxSWFkblpHbUE
This is a good place to start.

>> No.36779779

>>36779768
i agree and would marry and grow old together with her (ironically, of course).

>> No.36779781

>>36765067
only a furry if you like siths or greenworm sorry

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>>36779781
>spoiler
I will fight you.

>> No.36779801
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Worship Poseidon.

>> No.36779804

>>36779801
I refuse

>> No.36779810

>>36779793
maybe if it was one of those extra fuzzy caterpillars

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>>36779801
worship suction pads

>> No.36779818

>>36779732
>turns out that Ice Queen is actually a family friend and thought Anon was lost on her mountain and took him in so she could call his parents.

>> No.36779820

>>36779801
I'm gonna steal the slab

>> No.36779825

>>36779779
>grow old
imagine aging, just have sex

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How do I resist fox seduction?

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>>36779820
why would you do something so mean?

>> No.36779836

>300 images
Yay?

>> No.36779837

>>36779826
seduce them first

>> No.36779843

>>36779793
nothing against them but they are pretty obviously flat face furries

>> No.36779862

fuck's sake, why do they keep bumping the other thread?

>> No.36779882

>>36779862
because it irritates you. i'd advise using the ! ! thread after this one dies impassively to spoil their fun.

>> No.36779883

>>36779862
Retards and /tg/ refugees.

>> No.36779897

>>36779831
To make her chase after me

>> No.36779905

>>36779882
might as well, I'll post until bump limit then ignore it.

>> No.36779925

I want to help my ancient evil and ancient good wives to get along with each other.

>> No.36779932

>>36779925
Lock them in a room together until they behave

>> No.36779940

>>36779932
How do I build a room strong enough for that?

>> No.36779944

>>36779940
Consult an ancient neutral

>> No.36779980

>>36779925
impregnate
they'll be too busy looking after the kids and not fight

>> No.36779999

>>36779980
You fool! Now they’re just making an army of daughterus to fight each other!
And don’t get me started when they start making it a competition to see how many grandkids they have.

>> No.36780043

>>36779999
>ancient wives teach daughters their tricks on good/evil
>they get so impassioned in their teaching, they dont notice the other wives kids listening
>now each wife has a mix of good/evil children
>ancient evil wife is distraught when some of her daughters vow to fight evil and purify the world
>ancient good wife worried when her daughters begin to plot to takeover some land and bring darkness to it
>you just spoil your daughters rotten regardless of their alignment

>> No.36780094

>>36777749
comfort and healing
;_;

>> No.36780097

>>36779764
>hahaha what if we raised a family together? Like as a prank?
>hahahaha...

>> No.36780132

>>36780043
>Centuries down the line, Anon is now the sire to most of the pantheon, if they are something beyond mortal and have a leaning towards good or evil, odds are they are related to Anon.
>For whatever reason, there needs to be parlay between the two sides.
>Neither side can agree on the location of neutral ground because they are convinced any location suggested by the other side is actually a trap
>Eventually, an idea is had
>Hold the parlay at Grandpa Anon's house
Gonna be one hell of a reunion.

>> No.36780171

>>36780132
>intense greetings is interrupted by grandpa anon kiss and headpatting all of them
>fierce negotiations are interrupted when grandpa anon brings out the home baked cookies
>battle of wits and arguments are interrupted by grandpa anon asking if their married yet
>parley ends with no end in sight as they leave the house, vowing to return to resume talks
>grandpa anon just smiles and hugs them all
anon is both the doom of the world and its savior

>> No.36780222

>>36760666
In this day and age of globalism and political correctness I think MGE is better off sperating it self from Western influence.

>> No.36780265

>>36779826
Remember your [Absolute Guard]! Cover your ears to block out seductive fox noises!

>> No.36780411

>>36780097
>other families have photo albums
>your family has a montube playlist with a bunch of clickbait thumbnails and capslock titles

>> No.36780731

I want to write in a clause in my demos contract that she either has to be naked or ware whatever clothes I ask her to wear.
I'm then gonna ask her to wear one of those inflatable dinosaurs costumes and wait for her reaction.

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