/jp/ - Otaku Culture

>>36539689
>Please post the pretty god of Moriya shrine.
Okey I will. Don't know why you went on that Kanako rant though

Virgin hag

>>36539884
She looks more creepy than pretty here.

>>36541213
I find these creepy depictions of her a lot hotter. It has something mystic and not Human to it. She feels more like a Goddess to me this way.

>>36541266
Spooky frog, or friendly powerful snake?

I want to touch Kanako's butt.

>>36546229
It's so big though

>>36539689
Millennium maiden

>>36545363
Spooky Frog. It's kinda hot when she's creepy.

>>36539689
about time this wonderful snake got some recognition again

>>36548835
I bet Kanako's idea of a "reward" is a handshake and telling someone "good job."

>>36548835

>>36548850

>>36548856
Full res

>>36546319
that just means there's more to touch

>>36539742
woah look, that hog's riding another hog

>>36548856
>>36548862
Stoopid anti-bare mountain top rules

>>36548850
Kanako is flabby! Tsuchinoko!

Hypothetically speaking, let's say I give Kanako-sama a friendly butt slap, how would she react?

>>36549164
She's too skilled for your butt slap to land. After she blocked or dodged it you would be removed from the mountain.

>>36549164
by crushing the bones in your hand into a fine powder, probably

>>36548850
wow, Kanako should really try some core exercises or something

>>36549198
>>36549208
Hmm, I will accept my terrible fate. Sorry Kanako-sama.

>>36549261
respectable, enjoy it while it lasts

I like Kanako but don't tell her that

>>36539689
What is the troublemaker up to?

>>36539712
MOUNTAINS OF FAITH

>>36539689
flabako

I just feel bad for Sanae, you know?
Imagine how many times she's thought someone wanted to be friends with her, only for them to use her as a way to hang around the much cooler Kanako...

>>36565225
Why not both? If you’re good friends with Sanae then that will only improve your standing with Kanako.

>>36565225
But Sanae and Suwako are the only reasons people visit the Moriya shrine

>>36565225
Does anyone actually go to the shrine to see Kanako? I doubt it

>>36576156
you sure about that

>>36539689
Booba!

>>36541266
Glad I'm not alone. I'm pretty sure I could coom to this unused sprite of LW

Just think about how the average human in Gensokyo views Kanako. Compared to Sanae, Kanako must seem so unapproachable.

>>36580866
Creepy Spooky Suwako is the best Suwako. Especially when she quickly changes between it and her friendly form.

>>36582559
But Kanako is so sweet and kind! The issue is surely with the people visiting Moriya Shrine and nkt Kanako.

Kanako would be a great godmother.

>>36592717
That's not impressive, nearly all the 2hus who aren't Human could be either a mother, grandmother or beyond.

>>36576699
Mountains of Faith

>>36548835
here we go again-
>>36548850
No...

>>36576673
I can't believe that Kanako is having sex right next to Sanae!

>>36610218
I can't believe that Kanako is having sex!

>>36610218
I can't believe Sanae isn't having sex!

>>36603816
No? That should be a yes, Kanako is lovely! She has a goddess' body! Please don't make fun of it, it'll hurt her feelings.

>>36603816
what, did you expect Kanako to NOT be a flabby old lady?

>>36610613
No wonder she'll never get a man, who wants someone like that...

>>36610643
I do, and I'll fight you for her

>>36612624
and so, countless anons gathered to fight for Kanako's love... and in the end, only one remained standing...

>>36613887
me, my dick and I dressed up like yuyu

>>36613887
The old maids can't marrying each other, that has to be breaking the rules.

>>36613892
nice tits, anon!

>>36613930
yeah, they were taped on

Enjoying the ocean with Kanako.

>>36565225
That's what happens when you think of human lives as nothing more than business transactions.
It doesn't help that her shrine is halfway up a mountain filled with hostiles.

I know Kanako is a weirdo virgin, but I'd like to platonically hug her!

>>36633509
That's a bad idea, she'd definitely misinterpret a friendly hug, and would start thinking there's mutual romantic interest.

>>36634261
Kanako?
Nah, you are overthinking this, I'm sure she just wants a good drinking buddy that doesn't mind her being a touchy feely kinda drunk.

>>36634261
Just establish firmly that she's a good FRIEND of yours! She's your BEST FRIEND you can always confide with! You'll always think of her as a wonderful FRIEND

>>36634915
Yeah, with repetition like that she'd think you were speaking in coded language that you wanted to be more than friends.

>>36634261
Is there anyone in the world who would misinterpret a hug for romantic interest? a hug isn't something you do to signal attraction towards someone, you do it when you've already established an amorous connection (like mine with Kanako for example)

cute snek

>>36641316
>Is there anyone in the world who would misinterpret a hug for romantic interest?
Lonely desperate awkward virgins

>>36634877
I wish I had a touchy feely Kanako drinking buddy.

>>36642175
No you don't

>>36645410
I fucking do

>>36645410
Her breasts alone probably weigh at least half this guy's weight.

>>36645410
wtf is that art? disgusting

>>36641340
looks like a Tsuchinoko

>>36641262
It sounds like a misunderstanding you'd best clear up. Maybe head to the Moriya Shrine at night, when it's closed so there's more privacy and Kanako won't have to worry about being embarrassed. Then ask to head somewhere private where you can talk with her and just explain the situation, like maybe her bedroom or something.

Then you should be able to clear things up!

>>36633509
I'll hug her every night while I'm inside her

Is kanako the most approachable hag?

>>36657236
more like "reproachable"

Mu..mu...mommy....
https://twitter.com/hub_dump/status/1440447961914167299?s=20

>>36663228
Is this artist literally a kid? The bio suggests it. I'm asking because the idea of a kid drawing hentai is hilarious.

>>36596291
Huge Onbashira

>>36645410
I bet she's nice and warm. I might end up falling asleep if she hugged me.

>>36610218
>I can't believe that Kanako is having sex right next to Sanae!
Her fault.
She pretended to be asleep.

>>36669092
>Her fault.
a surprisingly common thing said regarding Kanako
Why can't the Moriya shrine just chill out?

Would you bully Kanako for her overinflated sense of grandeur? What kind of virgin acts this mighty?

>>36674024
Hell no, her social life may be pathetic, but she could still beat the tar out of me.

>>36674024
I would never do anything but praise Kanako-sama, even in her less glamorous moments.

>>36674024
I would praise her every day and seek help for various dating and relationship related issues so I could be ready when I confess to my one and true love.
I would find it easier to talk to a fellow virgin, does this still count as bullying?

>>36674626
As you can see here >>36635055, Kanako would not be helpful for any dating advice. Please don't be fooled by her facade.

>>36674024
the strength of a woman is their virginity

>>36674441
Hnnng sweaty snake makes my snake sweat.

>>36674441
Kanako's flabby belly...

>>36681821
needs to be groped

>>36674652
I know, but talking to anyone is still better than nothing.
Would it count as bullying?

>>36687429
Venting your romance woes to a sexually frustrated hag virgin just seems a bit dangerous, be careful!

>>36693629
Kanako isn't a virgin because I did sex with her

someone raped me while i was sleeping next to kanakp

>>36697284
Look, you're a good friend for standing up for Kanako, but you don't need to lie.

>>36697981
No I swear! She's really good too! She's the greatest sex haver I've ever been with!

>>36697976
You can determine who it was easily.
Did you have small bite marks on your dick or was it especially slimy?

>>36698137
Sanae get off the computer, defending Kanako by pretending to be a boyfriend of hers is just weird.

>>36698186
W-what? I'm not Sanae. She'd never go somewhere like this stupid. I'm just one of Kanako's lovers!

>>36698258
Sanae doing her nightly internet message board patrols for Moriya is significantly more realistic and believable than Kanako going on a date, let alone having a boyfriend.

>>36698273
Sanae Alice and Mokou are the three 2hus we know of that browse /jp/.

>>36698273
Pffft whatever idiot. I'll enjoy my visits with Kanako even if you don't believe it. You know what they say, truth is stranger than fiction.

>>36698307
Kasen sometimes posts to correct falsehoods she sees about her identity. And I see the bunbunmaru shilled a ton. And I see posts trying to explain why the green haired flower hag is actually super friendly and you should visit her. Reimu needs to cut the Internet in Gensokyo down.

>>36698307
False statement. Mokou is a smelly bum who cannot even afford internets.

>>36698618
She gets on the school computer when she visits Keine.

>>36698178
no the person kept calling me kanako while stretching my anus

>>36698560
So Kasen, Yuuka, Aya, Alice, Sanae and Mokou brows /jp/? I think that Yukari and Lunarians Propaganda Trolls are here sometimes too

>>36700115
Did it feel good?

I want to sit in Kanako's lap

>>36714288
Same. Just imagine how nice and comforting it would be.

I will fuck her and make her feel like she is 200 again

Fuck Kanako.

kanako won get over it

Kanako should start a daycare service. She looks like she'd be really good with kids!

you mean daycare for the elderly

>>36725603
so that she could have friends

>>36725603
No. A daycare for children!

>>36724525
What kid would want to hang out with the hag when they could play with the shrine maiden everyone loves, or the funny frog girl?

>>36726439
It would probably work more as some sort of preschool for the kids too young to be taught by Keine. Kanako could probably tell some cool stories to the kids to make them think she's really cool. The shrine maiden would probably get roped into it too, but she's usually doing work on the side. The frog girl is weird and up to no good.

>>36724525
>>36725603
Daycare for lolibabas!

>>36726912
Mamange runs one of them.

Going bra shopping with Kanako-sama. Telling her "it looks good on you, Kanako-sama" every time she tries a bra.

>>36736141
I'm surprised any fit her fat saggers.

>>36725603
Yes!

>>36539689
>Kanako

Kanako's Calves...

>>36736141
It goes without saying, don't you think?

Kanako intimidates me.
Suwako unnerves me.
Sanae... Sanae is okay I guess but she just seems to operate on a completely different wavelength, you know?
How is anyone supposed to put their honest trust in the Moriya Shrine with a crew like that?

>>36764800
>a completely different wavelength, you know?
Did you just called Sanae stupid?

>>36764800
You have to meet them in person. They're a good bunch. I always enjoy my visits.

>>36764800
What's intimidating about a fat drunk hag

>>36768207
she looks old

>>36768207
Cute!

>>36764857
she's a fat drunk hag strong enough to choke slam Suwako's ass

>>36768207
very nice, and I have to say she doesn't look a day over 1500

>>36768207
she looks young, not a day over 17

>>36774164
17 thousand*

>>36774470
t. washed up frog

>>36773812
>>36774984
And yet Suwako is more popular and beloved when she doesn't even make public appearances. Curious.

>>36768207
Would 100% undress.

>>36768207
Would 75% undress.

>>36768207
Would 50% undress.

>>36777361
some people have bad taste, simple as that

>>36777722
Word.

>>36777722
>>36777757
Hi Kanako

>>36777765
Kanako wouldn't know how to use a computer, it has to be Sanae.
Or this is Suwako samefagging

>>36777788

>>36777765
Nice try but Kanako-sama wouldn't waste her time with punks like you.

I just want Kanako to hold me.

Kanako-sama is cool! Admit it!

Kanako is losing to whale tits

>>36778805
Imagine being crushed by her Onbashira. Kanako-sama is really like a superhero.

>>36780041
What about crushed by her fat butt? Because she is FAT

hag

Kanako's butt...

>>36779629
I think those neuts have other ideas....O_O

>>36779629
but Kanako could destroy her easily... unless she LIKES the newts crawling on her

>>36786184
she really is wide

>>36786184
>>36786795
Lay off the drinks kanako

seasonally appropriate Kanako

>>36794365
Kanako sweater! I want to wear it!

>>36794840
And I want to smell it.

>>36794983
Wearing Kanako's sweater! Immersing myself in Kanako's scent! Being in awe about how big it is!

>>36795106
Then I coom.

>>36795106
enjoy it while it lasts, she probably won't appreciate you taking her clothes, especially if you comment on how big they are

>>36803682
They are big though!

>>36795106
I bet Kanako smells nice

>>36806616
Kanako's normal outfits and sweaters smell like a mixture of autumn scents, lavender, and early mornings on a mountain. It's relaxing, fresh, and smells very nice.

Kanako's drinking outfit hasn't been washed in a while, and smells like beer, and faint sweat.

>>36610613
She's a war goddess! Her being flabby is the sign of horrible eating habits and laziness!

>>36818744
she chose to wage war on beer and cheeseburgers and frankly I'd say she's winning by miles

>>36806187
she'll be able to fit into smaller clothes soon, this has just been her cheat millennia

>>36818744
Gensokyo's peaceful, there's no need for a war goddess there

I want Kanako to slap my balls

>>36819873

>Gensokyo's peaceful

yeah right, nice try Kanako

>>36829005
The kind of conflict in Gensokyo is the kind of conflict not fitting for a war goddess. So no wonder she's gotten so flabby

I wouldn't mind growing fat, lazy and old with Kanako.

>>36843176
that's good to know, but Kanako has a pretty big head start on all 3 of those

>>36843176
Kanako beat you to it though

>>36806646
Both are good to me.

>>36844162
>>36843304
Why is everyone so rude to Kanako-sama, is it envy?

>>36852570
What is there to envy about Kanako?

>>36852570
It's envy, without a doubt. Don't worry though, Kanako is level-headed and doesn't let rude remarks- nevermind, she's distracting herself from the sadness with junk food again.

>>36853029
Fun Facts from Suwako! Kanako is called a mountain goddess because she moves as fast and as often as one!

>>36853029
well now I just want to comfort her, even gods of her status have feelings

>>36858228
Do you think you can do a better job comforting her than those tubs of chocolate ice cream?

>>36859447
well I can at the very least save her the trouble of standing up to go get more, besides if she's that affected by insults then hopefully she's equally affected by praise

>>36859737
That's enabling her!

>>36859447
Why can't she have both? I'd like to eat tubs of chocolate ice cream with Kanako.

>>36860442
ok maybe, but it's worth it to make her happy

>>36860947
It's only gonna make her happy for a short while. If you truly want to make her happy, restrict her, slowly, from these destructive behaviours. Your plan of praising her is a step in the right direction.

>>36863689
Praising her just fuels her ego. "I am such a wonderful god, so a 3rd helping of ice cream is fine, I have a god's figure anyway, you'll agree it's great right?" is something she'd say, and you'd have to agree with her.

You just can't win with such a proud goddess and her appetite.

>>36865335
That may as well be true, this gluttonous goddess really knows no bounds.

I want to marry Kanako...

>>36878742
You really don't want to marry a lazy egotistic goddess. Just imagine what your daily (eternal) life would be like with her.

>>36878818
I get the feeling you are just trying to keep Kanako all to yourself.

>>36860517
What if I want to eat the chocolate ice cream off Kanako....

>>36860517
>>36879995
Kanako doesn't share

>>36880057
Can I at least hug Kanako while she eats?

>>36878742
stand in line pal

>>36885617
you have to earn that, contribute your own icecream and she'll consider it

>>36885617
>>36889531
It seems there will be plenty of Kanako to hug for everyone with all the ice cream she's eating...

>>36583287
Why are her hands and feet bleeding?

>>36873790
one day Kanako, one day you'll get the love you deserve

>>36878742
Fuck u, fite me

>>36895071
You need to stop this Yuyuko.

>>36880057
I'll bring my own ice cream.

>>36896081
good, Kanako was running out

>>36896106
It would be rude not to bring her some as well

Murasa becomes playable = She rises 29 spots on the popularity poll

Kanako becomes playable = She rises 1 spot on the popularity poll

Snek bros...... I don't feel so good..... *disintegrates*

>>36896572
Being playable has nothing to do with it (see Youmu) it's the sick ass cape Murasa got.

>>36896572
Hey now

Maybe it'll improve when the game actually comes out

>>36896106
Maybe Kanako should try running some

>>36897308
she's much too busy though, please consider all the important goddess business she has to attend to

>>36831335
>The kind of conflict in Gensokyo is the kind of conflict not fitting for a war goddess. So no wonder she's gotten so flabby
Why didn't she do anything when the Lunarians appeared in LoLK then?

>>36899582
She's grown decadent and lazy and sent Sanae out to handle it

Come on Kanako, get up, do something, don't fall down. How will you ever get a man like this?

Lounge singer Kanako

Kanako-sama, aaah AAAAAH!

>>36907105
Stop touching yourself.

I just want to take Kanako out for a nice dinner, get her liquored up, and then fall asleep in bed with her.

>>36913243
You better be ready to supply an army's worth of liquor if you actually want her to fell asleep next to you and not rape you until dawn.

>>36913243
I think we all want that deep down

>>36919880
That doesn't sound so bad honestly

>>36913243
anon... Kanako has built the habit of snuggling up to one of her onbashira as a sort of body pillow. A frail human body might not be ready for how hard she's used to squeezing what she cuddles with...

>>36919880
Shit, I was going to take it slow, but I wouldn't refuse.
>>36924949
I'm willing to take that risk.

>>36913243
I can't imagine how expensive that bill will be. The alcohol, all the food...

>>36828437
Me too, anon

I'm thinking of Kanako's belly...

I want to discover just how ticklish Kanako is when she reflexively backhands me through a wall by accident!

>>36933865
Kanako has the strength of Yuuka, with the dorkiness and bullyability of Chimata. Tickle Kanako!

>>36933829
What about it anon?

>>36934040
It's soft, squishy, befitting of a lazing goddess! I wanna grab it!

>>36934066
You made me want to touch it

>>36934101
Kanako lying on the couch! Kanako's eyes closed! Sneaking up on Kanako! Her knowing you're there but she still pretends to be asleep because she thinks it will be like one of Sanae's doujins where you grab her breasts and eventually make her lose her virginity finally! Grabbing Kanako's belly instead! When she's flustered and asks why you didn't grope her breasts, telling her that her belly is the softest part of her and best to touch!

>>36934129
Her embarrassed face once you told her that would be beyond priceless

Visiting the Moriya Shrine and seeing Kanako's noble, soft form!
Rubbing Kanako's belly for good luck!
Kanako declining to correct you on just how far off you are with your religious customs out of embarrassment and because it still counted as a bit of faith!
Dooming Kanako to be mocked in private by Suwako and Sanae via more belly rubs!

>>36934166
That's a wonderful scenario!

>>36934166
My lovely tsuchinoko god...

>>36934166
Kanako is nearly crying every time you come to worship her now.
Getting Kanako to allow rubbing sessions privately in her bedroom.
Kanako going along with it just to stop the public embarrassment
Sanae and Suwako regularly "accidentally" walk in on your belly rub session.

>>36934771
This is starting to make me feel really bad. I want to tease Kanako, I don't want Kanako to be miserable. Maybe it's time to stop bugging the Moriya Shrine

>>36934166
I wish to rub herbaby bump.

Rubbing it!

>>36539689
this is my favourite Kanako piece
I saved it and look at it often
please tell me what you think of it, hope you enjoy it

>>36936178
Her facial expression is cute. However, I don't feel as if her dress befits her. Too Jessica Rabbit-esque.

Here's mine. Not much of a Kanako guy but I am a Kanakp guy.

>>36936357
understandably. I like that the religious mirror supposed to be on the chest is preserved on the shoes though
your pic is cute too, I will save it
here's another contribution, but I don't have much Kanako

>>36936404
>I like that the religious mirror supposed to be on the chest is preserved on the shoes though
That was a nice touch, I didn't even notice till you told me. I don't have terribly much Kanako either, and most of what I have is her in association with Suwako.

>>36936422
there is this one too, but it is intimidating. Like her music! I love her music
Do you know what the mirror is called? I remember seeing ones like that in a kung-fu movie but I can't recall which one

>>36936450
I don't know what the mirror is called, sorry.

>>36936552
I might look on the internet if I'm curious enough

>>36645410
Could be bigger...

Still waiting for the best Kanako doujin to get translated it's the best because no Sanae or Suwako to ruin it
https://nhentai.net/g/191264/

>>36946729
Get that filth out of here. Fucking disgusting

>>36947332
Shut up Sanae

>>36947359
That doesn't even make sense. You're trash and I refuse to let these threads get to the state of Yuuka's.

>>36947397
keep fighting the good fight anon

>>36946729
Worst doujin
Best one is where she gets pregnant

>>36947397
Good on you.

>>36947397
I respect this anon greatly
>>36946729
I wish the shit I just took could have been on this anon's keyboard

>>36906863
Woah this is actually really nice

Behold!

>>36952259
I still don't understand

>>36952259
understand what? the consequences of bad dietary choices?

You people all bully Kanako too much. She is still a great business woman, a cunning tactician, and a mighty god! She could negotiate, scheme, and make plans so that you would HAVE to date her!

>>36952259
I understand! I think...no, I do not!

Fun Fact: She's credited with the birth of 19 other gods. So she's probably had more sex than your grandma.

BTW, anon, your grandma probably had more sex than you.

>>36962514
What gods?

>>36539689
Used gods.

>>36962514
>>36965465
lmao, she's a virgin and everyone can tell.

>>36889588
It looks like "the saint was crucified"

>>36952259
I understand that she makes me feel funny...

I think Kanako would have really cute kids if she could ever get a man.

>>36936044
>>36935064
I want to rub her cute feet!

>>36979808
pero pero pero pero

>>36979808
i want her to punish my anus with her fat toe

>>36979808
What's so cute about them?

>>36979808
Ew, hag feet

>>36979246
I want Kanako many cute kids.

>>36720816
This is the strangest piece of art I've seen, I genuinely don't get it.

>>36992250
Koolaid man smashed his pitcher of koolaid on Kanako's head, knocking her to the ground. There's a lot of red due to the Koolaid, but there's probably blood too.

>>36565225
"Yes, Kanako-sama, we should definitely do something about that. In fact I have a plan that I think you'll... excuse me a second, I need to relieve myself again. Sanae, come over here."

whap whap whap whap WHAP WHAP WHAP SPLURT SPLURT GLOP SPLORCH splurt splurt... splurt...

"Whew. Anyway, so as I was saying, I've got this plan..."

>>36996737
This is a lot hotter than it should be

I'm saving myself for Kanako.

>>37003235
I'd say she's saving herself for you too, but let's be real. Kanako couldn't get any action if she tried.

I'm getting really tired of the virgin joke

>>37003672
It's ok kanako you can become mother of multiple cats if you want sex is overrated anyway

>>37003672

>>37003695
>>37003809
Is this fun to you?

>>37003854
In a cosmic sort of way, yes

I wish I worked at a restaurant in Gensokyo so Kanako could be rude as fuck to me.

>>37003884
Just call Sanae over to deal with the drunk hag.

Imagine how many times sanae had sex with all kinds of men in the shrine when kanako just was sitting in her room listening to it and being jealous

>>37003884
The way this series draws Kanako is so pretty...

>>37003884
All you have to do is have the worlds shittiest alcohol

Kanako did nothing wrong

>>36996737
This is my dream

>>37003902
>had sex with
was whored out to, you mean?
I'm sure Kanako listened and laughed while she counted out all the donations she got one exchange.

kanako told me its okay to have a small penis

>>37006752
Did she tell you where you should have it?

>>37006752
She's really that desperate

>>37006737
Wow I feel kinda sad for sanae having such shit moms

I'm getting really tired of this whole, not having a loser hag girlfriend, thing. Where can I get a Kanako for myself?

>>37006851
Kanako-sama is not a loser hag!

>>37006976
Kanako-sama is a loser hag, and I love her very much.

Kanako is so big and tall! I want to climb Kanako!

>>37009455
Kanako is massive at 179cm tall.

I love kanako!

All I want is to help Kanako cause an incident, and then have the tar beaten out of me by Reimu.
Is that REALLY so much to ask?