/jp/ - Otaku Culture

interesting choice to both jump the gun and not post the new profile.

>>36963886
Its a bold move cotton, lets see if it works out for him.

>>36963874
Retard.
>>36963886
Please understand, creating a new thread first is extremely important.

Can this also be a clown girl? I mean she got the spirit

>>36963974
how does she kiss if she has a mask on? I wont marry her unless I get a full kiss

Imagine not liking clown girls.

>>36963983
One doesn't need motley and face paint to be a clown.

>>36963974
Is she more of a circus clown, a court jester, or is she full-on VIVA LA JOKER

If I slap a mad hatter's ass how long will it jiggle?

>>36964028
some say it is still jiggling to this very day

>Helloooo lit-tle booooy~! Not afraid of clowns, are you?

>>36964049
Sorry, I can only love shortstack clowns

>>36964049
No of course not. All they want is to make you smile after all.

>>36964049
Im scared of clowns

clowns are like peanutbutter olive sardine sandwiches
I don't like them very much

>>36964049
I hear clowns like cream pies.

>>36964049
>condoms used as either sock puppets or inflated animals
>Still cleaning up the whipped cream from her idea of a creampie
>uses her fluids to put a smile on your face
>the less said about the whoopie cushion, the better
>"You can do-do-dodododo-do-do-do-do me anywhere"

Life has taken a unique turn since betti the clown moved in.

>>36963983
Just tell her all she needs left is the costume.

>>36963874
Why is there vtumor trash in the op? should we wait for meido to delete it to make a proper thread of the new profile?

>>36964165
oh, it's one of those? gross.

>>36964049
Back off bitch, I've got tangelos.

How do I deal with poser monsters?

>>36964177
Slap their boobs.

>>36964049

Cute and funny

>>36964177
show off in front of them

>>36964177
Ignore them since they want attention.

>>36964049
> No
> Instant boner

>Boy goes to sleep
>Hears sudden noises under his bed
>Freaks out as he sees a giant blue bogey hand slowly rising from the side of the bed
>Boy panics and moves to jump off the bed from the other side
>Only to see a white bogie hand rising from the other side

How fucked is he?

This wolf is too fucking fat, please advise.

>>36964230
handhold both

>>36964230
hide under the covers, as bogey and bogie are naturally repelled by this.
unfortunately the bedsheets were an ittan momen.

>>36964257
>bedsheets were an ittan momen
>she reveals you to the bogey and bogie, removing your shield
>get cuddled by three soft monsters

Pathetic.
HONK HONK

It's always nice to have a little help around the kitchen.

>>36964278
among the most powerful thighs vada has crafted, that being no small feat.

>>36964280
Did a Hellhound just prepare vegetables?

>>36964280
>greenworm
>helping
just a vacuum for leftover veggies that mwees

>>36964286
She's making the dip

>>36964280
>Greenworm
>Fork
One: how does she hold it
Two: we all know every worm would just put her mouth on the edge of the plate and shovel the greens in her mouth

>>36964292
The best vacuum you could imagine.

>>36964292
Leftover disposal is useful. All of those would just leave a huge mess otherwise.

>>36964286
She's trying to cook for her husband but is a trainwreck in the kitchen so she called her friend over for help. She's supervising very well, please say something nice to her.

>>36964298
They probably have microscopic hooks like every bug.

>>36964298
I think you need to just consider how she'd do it anon. I've heard considering is pretty easy when they're involved.

>>36963874
If you want to start the threat with youtuber trash just don't make it, this is not a race like those trash boards that it seems are the place where you belong.

>>36964293
>wait a minute, you're telling me there's more veggies in the dip

God I wish a Jinko and a Hellhound would fight over me...

>>36963886
Just image searched it on yandex. It's literal vtumour garbage.
Herbal essence goes in all fields

>>36964311
I assume so. Probably why she's able to climb vertical walls and walk on the ceiling. She must have been taught good table manners.

>>36964340
Don't forget caterpillars have both hook claws and sucker legs.

>>36964321
I actually miss greenwormfag's consider posts they felt like shitposts and not at the same time. Guessing how he turned out he wasn't shitposting

>>36964286
hellhound dont like veggies

>>36964355
Some of them were more shitposty than others for sure but I genuinely like Greenworms and I've tried to express that in a fun way

Migrate
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>>36964167
Just fap to the cute grill, duh.

>>36963874
What a horrible way to start a thread. The vtuber disease must be removed from /jp/, not encouraged on unrelated topics

>>36964382
even a bottom feeder like myself can have standards

>>36964388
Shhh, migration time now.

Need me some clunny that is funny