/jp/ - Otaku Culture

>>36895923
>>36895923
That artist has a very...interesting take on Yukkuri's.

>>36895250
A thread for both, balanced as all things should be. Enjoy yourselves, I'm going back to the abuse thread...

I think my favorite thing to do with yukkuri would be to make miniature landscapes and use them as yukkuri habitats.

Model train landscapes, dollhouses, tabletop games, chess boards, shit like that.

>>36896116
Don't take it easy, and go away! Forever is fine!

>>36897550
I wonder the work it'd take to make a house not only safe for Yus, but also as easy for them to traverse as a Human's?

>>36897667
I think it would be a similar set of precautions as you would have for hamsters, at least until the koyukkuri are grown up or being raised by an intelligent adult yukkuri.

You keep them in the hamster cage any time you're not supervising them, and don't allow any sharp objects, big heights, or open water into the cage.

>>36897677
I wish Yukkuri were real. They seem like they'd make great companions or pets.

Of course, being in Burger-Land, I'm not sure how much they'd be different than in Japan. I'm sure they'd probably come to speak English.

>>36897696
I honestly think it would be funnier if they didn't.

>"how are you doing today Reimu?"
>人間様がまた現れた。彼は何を言っているのだろう？
>oh yeah... fuck

>>36897715
>"Oh, Marisa! How are you today?"
>お。。お兄さん。。。まりさはお兄さんまだ分かりませんけど。。。
>"I'm glad you're having a great day, too! :)"

>>36897770
You just gave me an idea for a story.

Americans begin buying yukkuri to help them learn Japanese, because it's easier than getting a native speaker. Weeaboos buy a cheap one from a pet store or adopt a stray, while schools have class yukkuri, and high class yuppies have platinum badged Patches as tutors, who are smart enough to come up with entire lesson plans and learn some English.

Within a year or so of this trend catching on, native Japanese speakers are inundated by hordes of gaijin who all talk like a yukkuri. Life becomes hell, as they can no longer escape the incessant babble anywhere.

>>36897805
It would still sound significantly better than the current method. By just repeating whatever they heard from their shitty shounens

Threads like this on 5ch would be filled with abusive images in an instant. I'm actually surprised at how well-mannered you guys are.

>>36897872
I think it's easier to maintain standards when you have a small community that are all really passionate about something.

>>36897872
Because most of the Yukkuri fans on 5ch are literal middle-schoolers or literal shut-ins, all having been bullied, and can't stand the idea that someone else can be happy.

It's still sad that abyusers are still the majority of the fanbase, both abroad and in Japan, of course.

Fresh off the presses

>>36897950
Chake id easjy, Wacha-Wacha Weimyuu!

>>36897899
I enjoy abuse, and its not that I can't stand seeing others be happy, a friend of mine just got married and I couldn't be happier for him. I just get a sick pleasure out of seeing the cute little balls suffer. Family friendly content is nice too.

>>36898849
This. I post abyuse in the abyuse thread and FF in the FF thread.

>>36898849
>>36898850
I wonder if we shouldn't expand FF to merely being "non-violent." I've seen a lot of good non-abyuse material on OYP be flagged as non-FF and subjected to commits demanding more abyuse merely because it, like this picture, a happy piss or there was some light bullying in it.

>>36898910
I think anything that doesn't involve death, torture, or permanent injury should go into FF.

>>36898930
OYP has extremely specific lists of things that disqualify an image from being FF, and can also simply have its FF tag removed by a mod.

I wonder if this isn't some effort to discourage posting non-abyuse art on OYP. Judging from the commentors on such comments (of which someone named ALLWASASMUSTDIE will leave a profanity-laden comment demanding that any wasa reimus be killed), it's clear there's a distaste for FF images.

>>36898962
>>36898910

Just stay away from OYP, anon. OYP cannot take it easy and is just a sign that sometimes it's healthy to take breaks from the Yus.

>>36898972
Yeah but where else can you find OC?

>>36898984
Yukkuri art has been on the down-turn for a long, long time, anon.

These days the "OC" is some cute art written on a notebook page, reposts/translations of art that was posted more-or-less a decade ago on Pixiv, or shitty MS-Paint drawings by the uneasy inhabitants.

Simply go to easy Pixiv or Twitter, where the still-remaining artists post their stuff. And learn the moon-runes because you'll get much better translations from self-study than by relying on their translators.

>>36899011
I could, or I could wait for the discord trannies to find stuff on pixiv and repost on OYP.

Or if I honestly cared that much, I could just learn to draw and start making OC.

These things are cute but the infantile way they talk is extremely irritating to me for some reason, I would rather they just make pokemon sounds or some shit than that

>>36899026
Fair enough. Yus are a shockingly hard thing to draw consistently.

>>36899279
Eh, most artists really only do the whole slurring shit with the babies and the kos. Adult Yukkuri just speak normally but add "easy" at the end of sentences and "mister/miss" before nouns. Dosus do none of that, generally speaking, and just talk like Marisa would. I think they even call "Mister Spark" a "Master Spark" in many comics.

But it all depends on who's doing the art.

Let's sing along for the poo poo dance!

What an easy thread!

>>36916809
this edit makes me smile no matter how many times I see it

>>36916809
The virgin abyuser: "I-I-I am the a-a-alpha! All y-y-y-yukkuri's must die!"

The virgin yu-friend: "Why, come right on in, Let me give you some nice sweets."

>>36920497

I’ve fallen down this autistic rabbit hole
I’m liking Big.G’s flandre series, there’s yukkuri death but it’s justified
I don’t like abuse

Can't take it easy.

>>36932556
Then go away easy.

>>36932556
Faggot comes into non-abyuse thread - doesn't like it.

Why don't you go back to the Future Pet Abuser containment thread?

>>36938611
shut up imposter. yukkuris are meant to be destroyed

>>36938611
yeah, how dare him go into another thread and complain that he doesnt like it
certainly doesnt remind me of anything, no sir

>>36938611
Unfortunately, people can't take it easy and intentionally visit places where people talk about topics that upset them.
This goes for both the yu-loving and yu-crushing threads.

>>36940147
>>36940256

Mister Humans. This is Arya from the Easy Yukkuri Tribune. Would you care to make a Mister Statement about the concerning allegations that all Mister Humans are like the drunkard shrine maiden and cannot take it easy? We have also heard, from Mmister Hakurei Shrine, an overall denial of such allegations - instead stating that it is an unnamed Misses Witch that is, in-fact, the only uneasy Mister.

>>36938611
>>36940147
>>36946869

FAKE NEWS. Get the hell out here, you stupid fucking journalist.

>>36916809
love this one

>>36946884
This can't take it easy. The media easily is the hardest-working profession and they make a ton of sacrifices.

>>36899279
that's the best part about them

How do you take it easy?

Could a Yukkuri adapt to using technology? Could they use things like phones, computers? I know Patchy's are more than capable of reading books of a complex nature, if the stories are anything to go by.

>>36947997
There's no reason a house Yukkuri couldn't be taught to use certain common house hold tech. I imagine they can be trained to use remotes, use smartphones, laptops, and so on. They'll probably never understand more complex facets of them, but they could probably use the things good enough for normal use.

Wild-types and shitheads would probably be able to understand the idea of things -what they are meant to do or why they're used, but I doubt they'll have the acuity to do anything useful with it.

>>36949771
Do you think, through selective breeding, that Yukkuri could develop intelligence on par with an adult human?
They’re already pretty smart. The monkey wrench is they lose memories when pooping.
I know predator types are intelligent, maybe even to young adult human levels.

>>36951816
Don't they only lose bad memories when they poop?

>>36952243
I like this image, somehow.

The hat looks like it's brand new, and not having already been worn for 15 years like most Yu-artists make it look. It doesn't fit quite right, since it hasn't been broken in. The hair is shorter, and gives the ko just enough attitude to really be a variant of Marisa.

>>36952659
This image can't take it easy.

>>36940147
literally kys

>>36952673
I understand why Yukkuri like sweets, as they're talking pastries themselves.
But what is it with yus and pasta?

>>36952659
>>36952682
Did you guys miss the abuse thread? This is the wholesome, anti-abuse thread.

>>36952687
I think it's the simplicity. You get a filling meal and you don't really have to do anything other than slurp up noodles.

Plus, it's fun to eat pasta. So for Yukkuri's, it's a definite win-win.

>>36952682
Don't take it easy and get out!

>>36952695

>>36952716
>Picture showing abyuse in the non-abyuse thread

Drop dead easy.

>>36952716
If you have abyuse you'd like to post please come and take it easy in the abyuse thread.

What are the nutrients in yukkuri?

1 cm to your waist thighs and legs on your normal diet

>>36952659
You know, OYP likes to call the mother a Shithead for this. But let's be honest - what mother wants to admit that the child they gave birth to has mental deficiencies?

She'll never not believe she gave birth to a perfect angel. It's just the way our brains are wired. And even if she did admit it was a buri, is she supposed to just let it die?

>>36957974
Yeah but yukkuri aren't humans, they're animals.

If an animal spends all of its time looking after the weak, defective offspring, everyone will die, and the species won't reproduce. It's understandable from the mother's point of view, but from the point of view of the children, it's unforgivably stupid.

>>36947997
IRL, there are parrots who are smart enough to use Alexa to play songs that they like, and there are tablet games which are specifically designed for cats to play.

A yukkuri could definitely use very simple tech interfaces like Alexa, or like an iPad with simple programs on it.

I suspect that there would be a market for technology products aimed specifically at yukkuri. I really find the idea fascinating, like the Android brings in yukkuri as testers to see if their new yukkuri mode OS is simple enough for a yu to use successfully.

>>36958274
They're animals capable of complex thought and forming complex social systems. Taking care of a buri doesn't make you a shithead, at worst it means you're too compassionate. And the KoReimus may hate it, but they also aren't wired the way mother is. We see a buri, but she "sees" her perfect angel who happens to need assistance every moment of every day. That still doesn't make her a shithead, it makes her a good mother. Perhaps too good, as it may hamper development of the KoReimus.

But if there's the ability to both raise her normal children, and ensure the survival of the buri, then it's good to attempt both.

>>36958629
Well, it all depends on perspective.

From Reimu's perspective, it's an entirely rational, appropriate thing to do; a mother should look after her children. From the children's perspective, it's selfish and ignorant, because she's consigning the rest of the family to deprivation or death simply to fulfill her own pet project. From a human perspective, it's foolish at best, selfish at worst.

>>36958880
No, from a Human perspective it's a rational and ethical action to take. Humans don't simply throw out mentally-disabled children in the trash to focus on the others.

It's not her "pet project," it's her child. There's a wire that gets flipped up in the brains of mothers that essentially goes "CHILD NEED HELP - GO HELP CHILD." It's not a conscious choice, or even a rationale one - it's an instinctual one.

As far as the idea that she's consigning her family to starvation, there's absolutely nothing in that image that suggests that. I see two dirty KoReimus.

>>36959499
Well, I'm making some assumptions here just based on the yukkuri lore

>Marisa is gone and not coming back, so the family already only has one breadwinner
>not gathering enough food tends to result in family death
>Reimu is completely delusional, and has completely stopped looking after the rest of the family as a result of her Deibu tendencies

>>36959836
>Marisa is gone
There's no evidence that there is a Marisa to begin with to provide for them.

>Not gathering enough food
We don't see how much, or the lack of, food stores.

>Reimu is delusional, Deibu tendencies
Reimu may very well be delusional, many parents have a disconnect with reality when it comes to disabled children, their perception, and the perception of others. However, there's no evidence that she's a Deibu. And even if that were the case, Deibu's still tend to provide for all or most of their children - albeit as negative role models and often at the expense of other families.

You're making a ton of assumptions, some of which are completely unfounded, and assuming the worst. Are you sure you wouldn't take it easier in the other thread?

>>36961324
Don't eat it too fast, Myon! You'll do a Mister Freeze-Freeze on Mister Brain!

>>36959499
>Humans don't simply throw out mentally-disabled children in the trash to focus on the others.
We absolutely did in primitive society where you don’t know when the next meal is, which is comparable to wild yukkuri’s state of being.

>>36962585
>>36959836
>>36958880

This is the Yukkuri love thread, uneasy anon. If yu can't take it easy and appreciate Yus without thinking of ways to fuck them over, then don't take it easy and go to the other thread, shiddy mister.

>>36962672
I have not said anything about harming Yukkuri!

Autism thread

>>36962708
>>36962708
Isn't every thread on /jp/ autism threads? You didn't see any autism run amuck when Coco was leaving?

>>36964109
I took a break from the Holo threads when the whole Coco thing was going down. You couldn't talk about anything there, because cocofags were accusing everyone else of being CCPshills.

>>36972331
I'd Iove to have a Yukkuri as a pet. They seem like they're making amazing companions.

>>36972483
I'd quite like a Patchy to take it easy with. A Marisa would be nice too. Being as social as they are, yukkuri seem like the kind of pet that you'd have to get several of anyway, like rats.

>>36972569
I'd actually like a Wasa-wasa Reimu. It's their big, bushy braids and the cheeky attitude. And wasa's need not necessarily be shitheads - merely very full of itself, but can still be quite quite caring.

I think a Wasa-Reimu, Reimu, and Marisa would be a good place to start.

>>36972483
>>36972569
>>36972584
Want to get a pet Remilia desu.

It would be cool as fuck having a pet that can fly, that you can actually talk to. Like just set up a little nest in the corner of your apartment and then open the doors to the balcony every morning and just let it circle the neighborhood. You have a lost pet, a ball stuck in a tree, just call the neighborhood Remi.

Obviously, the first step of badge training would be teaching it to eat regular manjuus instead of yukkuri

>>36972776
I like flan too
But that’s after reading Big.G’s flan doujin

>>36972811
link?

>>36972811
Big.G has a nasty habit of drawing comics that involve misters throwing their Yus into microwaves or burning the fuck out of their feet for so much as a speaking out of turn or not being able to make it to a toilet.

>>36972839
https://yukkuri.shii.org/pools/1673
Warning: There are some uneasy moments with yu vs yu violence and a lot of his work cannot take it easy, but it always serves the plot.
This is chronologically the last story in the series, but you can read it first (like i did) since it was published first iirc.

>>36972914
FUCK

I KNOW THIS ONE. THE TRANSLATOR STARTED TRANSLATING IT SIX MONTHS AGO AND THEN STOPPED HALFWAY THROUGH

>>36972953
The last 3 parts are fully translated.
I read it the other day.

>>36972968
Oh, based. I stopped at part 2 because the translator fucking gave up.

>>36972981
I was wrong there, it’s an inconsistent translation. Some pages are finished and then there’s a few that have nothing or barely any at all.
I’m re-reading to make sure. I remember all the flan scenes are translated though.

I made a sekibanki patch

>>36973136
my image didn't attach >_<

>>36973136
>>36973154
You're cute bro

>>36973173
Thanks anon

Cirno and Yu-Cirno are very similar. The only real difference? Vocabulary.

Is the classic Yukkuri style still considered Yukkuri? I know they were generally thought less to be separate creatures, and of a childish caricature of Touhou girls.

>>36973344

>>36895266
Are Kimeemarus easy?

Does anyone else look to the yukkuris for moral guidance? Their way of life seems to be significantly better than my own so I spend all of my time trying to obtain the same easyness that they have. It's been a tough process.

>>36981810
It's impossible.

>>36992776
So smug...

>>36996845

>>36972953
read japanese easy

I want to take it easy.

I want to take it easy.

I want to take it easy, but human life just doesn't work that way.
Have to put in effort so I can take it easy, unlike yus.

>>37015880
Wow, Remilia is such a great father and husband!

>>37015880
That was a great punchline.

>>37018740
So fat...

>>36898972
Kill yourself holofag

>>37019086
So easy! I'd love a Reimu like this.

>>37019516
I always thought it was trying to bow, but couldn't because it's so fat (and a manjuu).

>>37023844
Nah, in the story it's just doing stretch stretch with its parents. Apparently they were damn good hunters.

>>37024459
Ah, well if they're hunting then doing stretch-stretch would be very important.

>>37024711
I say they must be good hunters because their kid is fat as fuck.

>>37024755
It beats being a bad hunter and starving!

>>37024992
Cute!

>>37028821
The cutest.

>>37027008
Aw, it's doing a happy pee! That's very easy.

>>36996852
"Be cool, nigga"

>>36926784
>I’ve fallen down this autistic rabbit hole
you'll be in it for a while. it's also a bit hard to find good stories that are still in the works.

>>36895250
Thank you for this thread, the abyuse one made me so sad I left /jp/ for a few days. Have a good one, anons.

>>37063543
As the dude who started the abyuse thread, sorry. Hope you're feeling better.

>>37019086
That *SNAP* worries me...

1

>>37073119
2

>>37019086
Fun fact: the 'well kept fragrant smelling hair' part of this was completely made up by the translator.

>>37067418
it's ok, I'm feeling alright now and at the very least I appreciate the separation.

Stack it easy!

>>37072951
I thought it was just the lightswitch being turned off

What is it about Patchoulis that makes them seem so easy?

All Yukkuri abusers are denied entry to the kingdom of heaven, and that's a good thing. Hell, I could beat the shit out of every Yukkuri abuser that exists on planet earth.

>>37084328
God i love suiis.

>>37083711
They're weak but intelligent little creampuffs. You just want to take care of them.

Eajy!

>>37067418
Apparently someone in the other thread got so assblasted by the anon you're replying to, he made a counterpart to it on the abyuse thread.

>>37073131
Why? I hate it when Mister Translators mix things up and decide to add their own shit into things.

>>37084177
Abyusers end up being the most thin-skinned people I've ever seen. They go into an autistic tantrum if anyone questions the abyuse, or if the abyuse isn't to their liking. Hell, I doubt most of them really are Touhou fans to begin with. Most of the idiots I talk to on OYP don't seem to know anything about Touhou aside from whatever they can quickly google on the wiki.

>>37098009

It's almost time for Halloween!
Time for yukkuri to get lots of sweet-sweets!

>>37101289
Yes, I will give the yukkuris all of my food and sweets!!!

>>37097560
im beginning to like this kind of stretchy yukkuri

I think abyusers choose Yukkuri since they're the most defenseless creatures one could create, short of the Tribbles from Star Trek. And they use them to release their most debased power fantasies because, in their life, they have none.

Which is why they get so defensive when they think they're being attacked, or get so angry when authors don't show as much brutality, or none at all, in their art. Because they're once again not in a position of control. I wouldn't be surprised if they went on to abuse real pets once the fun of imagining Yu abuse wears off.

I love yukkuri

>>37108620
I just like yukkuri dude. I'm in this thread and the abyuse one. Stop projecting and take it easy.

>>37111197
No, you take it easy. And I'm not projecting anything. The whole of Yukkuri sub-fandom is essentially dead, and has been for a while.

And it's because those in the wider Touhou community, that are actually aware of Yukkuri, associate it with abuse and guro and decide they don't want anything to do with it OR us. So as a result we have hardly ANY new art, and only a trickle of either real high-quality moe art or super low-effort FF/abyuse. So every thread ends up just reposting the SAME EXACT ART as the last one. And we have abyusers to thank for this dead community because as far I'm aware, the only places that talk about Yus are here, OYP, and some highly autistic subs on Reddit.

And lets delve into things concerning abyuse, shall we? Did you know that when the big abyuse artists went mainstream, they summarily deleted ONLY their abyuse art? They kept all their other art, but went to great lengths to delete the abyuse shit - even going as far as asking others to delete it from community galleries, if possible. It's because, on average, your standard otaku is interested in moe art and generally detests overly graphic depictions of violence. It would KILL any chances of going mainstream if they were associated with guro art, particularly with non-otaku.

And let me ask you question: if I showed a layman this thread, they might just think we're weird/autistic and move on. How do you think they'd view the abyuse thread, or any abyuse art on OYP along with their comments section? I'd imagine it would be highly unfavorable.

>>37113142
Truth

>>36895250
I wish I could keep Yukkuri as pets. They seem much more interactive than dogs and cats, and their expressions are just too cute!

I'd want to put them in those really cute dresses that are reminiscent of their 2hu counterparts.

>>37113142
Let's take it easy and make more yukkuris for the newhus

>>37114828
We should take charge and create a new era for the Yus and the New-hus. A non-abusive, friendly environment where everyone can take it eajy and have lots of sweet-sweets.

And a little bit of little bit of light teasing, of course/

>>37114859
>A little bit of little bit of

Aya get the hell out of here, you god damn journalist!

>>37113142
I don't really care about what people think of yukkuri or us though. Instead of complaining about other people enjoying things and accusing them of being real life animal abusers why don't you contribute to the community if you care so much about it? In the current abyuse thread there's some oc and a translator. Take it easy.

>>37114828
Maybe I'll plug in my tablet one of these days

>>37115358

How about you don't take it easy, and go back to the other thread, shiddy anon?

>>37117187
I like it here too though.

Newhu!

any yukkuri stories anyone has a link to? i remember there being quite a few

>>37128433
enjoy the story anon,and take it easy !

>>37128433
https://yukkuri.fandom.com/wiki/Reimu%27s_malformed_sister
sorry anon forgot to post the link in my last reply
be careful this story does not take it easy

>>37129497
Wasn't the requester but this hurt to read
Why do all these stories hurt to read

I want misadventures and light-bully but ultimately comfy and easy times for yukkuris like pics related
>>37117187
>>37117524
>>37126154

>>37129711
personally I like to read abuse sometimes to vary a little bit, but it always hurt me. I prefer seeing yukkuris taking it easy :)

>>37129744
Read this recently
https://yukkuri.shii.org/pools/2108?page=1
as well as the scum research thing. I'm fine with them getting lightly bullied or teased to the point of tears, but not like, multination and torture. I want shitheads to get their just desserts (ha ha) but ultimately learn and learn how to be niceheads.
>tfw can't stop bullying my niceheads on Eight Views
I really don't deserve them

I feel guilty after looking at yukkuri lewds but not enough to stop doing it.

>>37135264
nigga, it's literally just food

what is there to fap to?

>>37136027
Their mamumamu and anyaru.

>>37136027
you'd be surprised.

>>37142164
Use your imagination! It wouldn't actually be like fucking a manjuu, I imagine. It'd be...different.

>>37135264
>>37143306
This isn't very easy.

>>37149497
I always make sure the Yukkuri is happy during the act.

Happy Halloween, easy!

>>37152094
Happy Halloween fren :DD

Gonna drop a story I like.

1/9

Bump

>>37163421
gonna post another one just for you

1/3

>>37163808
Aw thank you, the prior story was really sweet, this one's just plain cute. Slight bullying or uneasiness is fine so long as it's an easy happy ending by the end. Here's a cute three-parter.

>>37163915
Uh oh

>>37163992
Whew!

>>37156270
I just thought of it just now. Is there a Shanghai and Hourai Yuu?

I think it's safe to say that this is the much better yukkuri thread.

i wish yukkuri art had more variety. We have so many different characters but it's aways just Reimu and Marisa with the occasional Patchy Alice Flan Remi and Aya.

>>37191445

>>36897872
/jp/ is the only board with manners that I know of

>>36899282
>Yus are a shockingly hard thing to draw consistently.
How? Because they're simultaneously a head and a boob shaped manjuu?

>>37195779
It helps that we have an abuse-containment thread, albeit it always devolves into bickering. But if that means we can all take it easy here, then I'm glad we have it.

>>37184818
Let's take it easy here, anons!

>>37167800
>>37168048
It kind of frightens me that Yus IRL would actually look more like this than any art we've seen so far...

>>37201538
do not poke poke the remirya

>>37201769
Do, in-fact, poke-poke the Remirya when it cannot take it easy and tries to eat you in your own easy place!

Threads gonna die soon. But I am glad we all had fun here.

>>37201846
Let's continue to take it easy!

take it easy in the archive mr thread

>>37201846
Me too. I love being able to express my love of Wasa-Reimus - they're just the cutest! I'm happy we could all take it easy here with some cute Yus.

>>37201846
I like this thread better. I don't know too much about Yukkuri's, but everyone in the the other thread seems so mean-spirited, and they all seem way too excited to kill fictional things.

I love how easy the Yukkuri's take it!