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This thread will go too fast and nobody will know that I love hellhounds

For a healing story, would you prefer the monster healing the guy? Or the other way around?

>>37393879
Humans are such sad sacks.

>>37393879
Normally the former but the latter would be good if the monster being healed is from a species that is normally dominant or aggressive

>>37393879
The former.
Speaking of which, any recommendations? That yeti story from Magus Anon was nice but now I am hungry for more.

https://archiveofourown.org/works/35244205

Thunderbird thing! My attempt at a kind of tsundere character, not sure if I got it right or not. Either way, I hope you guys like it.
Also pour one out for the wiki.

Tall and busty lady monster knights.
I need them.

>>37393853
Hellhounds know and it's all that matters.
>>37393905
>the latter would be good if the monster being healed is from a species that is normally dominant or aggressive
Ditto, just don't make her ultrasubby in the end and you're good.

>>37393853
>>37394022

>>37393879
>guy who was trying to kill himself gets kidnapped and raped by a very aggressive monstergirl
>while in captivity, they learn more about each other
>guy sees a reason to live, monstergirl mellows out and a true love blossoms
>re-emerge into society as a healthy,
loving couple

>>37394038
Fuck the police

>>37393974
Alright!

>>37394038
>jaywalk
>get raped for breaking the law
>try to say no
>get raped more for resisting arrest
>tell them you don’t think cops are supposed to hand cuff themselves to criminals
>get raped extra hard for admitting your a criminal
can’t win with these police dogs

>>37393879
Healing eachother could work as well

>>37394056
>being forced to eat out a cop to avoid a parking ticket
Such is life

>>37394090
>>37394130
The trick is that losing is also winning.

>>37394130
>forced
I'm doing it because I want to. You just act like you hate it so they come back for more

>>37394130
tell about it, I have to fuck the police commissioner every Friday night so I can turn tricks on my corner without getting harassed by the police every night. It doesn;t turn me on that I have to fuck and eat out that old hag, not one bit!

>>37394139
>get let out for being a good boy
>you don’t care what she said, the jail cell wasn’t your love nest
>walking down the street and see the same officer with another cop
>try to go another way to avoid rape cop but get stopped
>get told that not saying hello is a crime and rape is the punishment
>what the fu-
>get dragged to the police car and raped
>meanwhile other cop is taking notes from her senpai so she can be a good cop too

>>37393974
Glad to see more love for thunderbird

[moos in Spanish]

Cops are just wingless angels

>>37394353
What about angel cops?

>>37394380

>>37393837

>>37394346
>help I’m being raped by someone I can’t understand

>>37394346
>spanish soap opera about cow nun and a farmer mcanon

>>37393837

>ywn accidentally take the Succ Bus instead of your normal bus when going home.

>>37394474
W-where does the succ bus go?

>>37394510
It goes all the way, baby.

Wait, since when did the OP use Neocities links?

>>37394542
Since a few threads back.

>>37394510
To the succ club
Welcome new member

>>37394542
Since >>37288348

Trust no succ
Least of all this one

What are some top tier monstergirl stories that are must reads

>>37394560
Succ club? Like, for vacuum enthusiasts?

>>37394715
Owosucc is trustworthy, she's just unlucky and short tempered.

>>37394849
The Great Catsby.

>>37394408
Cute but can i trust her? How can I know I’m safe in her care?

>>37394926
How can I summon owosucc?

>>37393837

>when he begs (You) to remove the age regression

>>37395057
if she doesnt im pantsing he on the beach in front of everyone

>>37395002
speak in owo while you summon her

>>37393853
we all do. only people who dont are elf lovers

>>37395057
Oh no! The Sabbath beach episode!

>>37393879
i think both can be super cute, but id prefer human heals monster

>>37393974
Very nice, I love Thunderbirds.

>>37395091
ah, time to watch something different, wheres's that hags gone wild cd I have lying around....

I'm going to offend an older sister mamono by asking to squeeze the softest part of her body, and then squeezing her belly!

>>37395071
Sounds like she'd do the same and then rape (You) in front of all the beach hags until you are moaning like a manwhore

Would monstergirls mercy kill the circumcised golems among the men of our world, or just completely ignore them?

>>37395122
I dare you to that to a dark elf or a bogie

>>37395108
Rock and roll queen!

>>37395122
What if she squeezes your belly back?

>>37395168
I'm underweight, she'd have nothing to squeeze. Conversely I'd have plenty to.

>>37393974
>faggot on bass
kek

>>37393905
agree here, I like the idea of a amazon or something being slightly humbled and feeling both vulnerable and thankful sounds sweet. usually aggressive and abrasive but for a little bit are timid and sheepishly thankful

>>37395144
not if i rape her first

what monstergirl would you pick as a 'roommate' who just lazes in your bed 24/7 lazily trying to bait you into fucking (more)
I think a kikimora is, ironically, ideal for this
bonus points if she's cheeky

>>37395057
I want to have sex with pears and cum in big loli ass.

>>37395230
dark mage, lilim, elf, fox, dragon, jabberwock, and alp

>>37395230
I like the idea of a lilim doing this. They just showed up one day, you can't get rid of them because they basically are the law and they are a lot stronger than you. That or a succubus or demon.
A shoggoth would also be cool for this, they lazily do the housework, encouraging you to get equally lazy so you can spend all day fucking.
Raijus could be pretty hot for that too, given that they basically just masturbate all day, and with that they can make you horny with both the shocks and doing it in plain sight.
Finally, I think a holst would be cute for it, them saying shit like 'you don't have to cook tonight, I've got dinner sorted'

I desire more stories about Anon, man who married into the top ranks of the mofu mafia without realizing it

>>37395230
fox

>>37393974
Wasn't expecting it to go the way it did when they started getting it on, but I'm not complaining. Very nice. Very cute.

I would love to wake up to find that I was sold to a jabberwock noble

>>37395257
>>37395282
>>37395305
>2x lim 2x fox
those are literally my other 2 favorite mamano
a previously undetected thread in my taste emerges?

>>37395230
A very bottom-heavy mouse girl, with sisters who visit regularly and unannounced.

>>37395302
>anon marries the nice old fox next door
>she’s the head of the mofu mafia but tries to shield anon from that life
>has to keep making excuses to anon when he catches her or her minions
>meetings with the family?
>just a company meeting at the house
>what’s her job?
>she works for the city
>all those guns and swords in the closet?
>just her replica collection (don’t touch)
>when they take walks in the city, everyone seems scared?
>they’re not scared, they’re jealous of a lovely couple
>anon accepts it all
>why would his wife lie?

>>37395230
Ant arachne is my designated neet

>>37395302
>mofu mafia wife is having an intense meeting with a rival boss
>they are having a stare down while the tension in the room rises
>the tension is shattered as anon walks in while singing "Who wants tea and cake~?"
>rival boss is shocked while wife is flustered at anon's appearance
>mofu wife tries to politely tell anon that they are busy as he begins to pass out the treats
>anon tells her that hard work deserves good snacks as he hands a plate to a flabbergasted "business partner"
>rival boss can only look on, wishing she had a hubby

>>37395379
>Anon and his wife are out in the city
>Everyone is terrified, shaking in their boots at the sight of her
>She has long, red hair and yellow eyes
>They're talking and laughing, and suddenly she goes quiet and stares into the distance
>The crowd between them splits, revealing another fox with her husband
>She has white hair and red eyes with black sclera, along with several seals present on her arm
>They both immediately leave their husband's side and start fighting
>Their husbands sit on a nearby bench and make awkward smalltalk, trying to figure out why they're fighting

>>37395436
>afterwards both wives are sitting down on the same bench
>they have their heads down as their husbands chastise them for fighting
>as they go on about "talking out your differences", both wives promise themselves that this isn't over
>and also to ride hubby into the ground for embarrassing her

>>37393837

>>37395479
who fed the boats silly-juice, this isn't like them at all

>>37395302
Someone should really show those foxes not to mess with the human gang

>>37395496
they are trying to act young

>>37395569
some of my favourite are by LNight

>>37395569
I want to pet her fluff

>>37395230
*Blocks your couch*

>>37395479
I heard if you lock eyes with one of them it gives permission for all three to rape you

>>37395434
accidentally forming a harem with the heads of rival mofu mafias

>>37395636
soiled it

>>37395302
>anon gets kidnapped by rival gang
>what actually happened was that he was asked to help them with a “surprise party” for his wife
>anon is always happy to celebrate his wife after all
>later that day, mofu wife and rival boss have a showdown
>”If you want to see your precious anon again, you will—“
>Surprise!
>”What the fu—“
>anon jumps out with a cake while being flanked by two goons in party hats
>the goons pop confetti while being unable to look at their boss, falling for anon’s innocent eagerness
>rival boss can’t say anything as anon runs up to his wife and gives her the cake
>wife is both confused and happy as she takes the cake and gives anon a smooch
>while making sure to raise an eyebrow at rival boss
>anon and wife leave while anon waves goodbye to the goons and thanks them for helping
>rival gang boss is still in shock as she watches them leave

>>37395569
>>37395608
>human gang meets up with the toughest mofu mafia enforcers for a showdown
>human kumicho cracks his knuckles and starts a speech about finally kicking monster gangs out of their turf
>One of the human lieutenants blurts his desire to pet some tails
>Rest of the humans nod in agreement while their
>Their boss is too engrossed in his speech to notice as they all walk over and are slowly seduced by mountains of mofu
>By the time the speech is over his entire gang has fallen
Foxes do not fight fair. Always bring your strongest willed fighters or you'll find yourself brushing tails within minutes

>>37395696
But that was the plan all along! Now lieutenant anon can go for the muscle fox he had his eye on

>>37395696
>>Rest of the humans nod in agreement while their
while their what

>imagine not being a gun for hire for the seedy underworld of mgc
Get paid, be above the law and be free as the wind

Small, medium, or large?

>>37395732
Extra large.

I like fluff and all, but I think you guys have a problem with mofu. What happened to you guys? What have the foxes done to you? This presents a danger

>>37395722
I had mofu on the brain and forgot to delete that part

>>37395732
American xl

Cute monster girls just hanging out at the pool

>>37395772
Greenworm-anon, what pics are you gonna get next?

>>37395747
Foxes are shockingly similar to mindflayers in some aspects

>>37395732
medium or large, but not fat. Tall with big tiddy, or medium. Either succ shaped or hellhound shaped

>>37395747
The first hit is free you might as well try it once

>>37395793
That’s how those damn foxes get you, it only take one huff!

>>37395057
Sabbath girls were made for anal, no exceptions

>>37395434
>mafia wife always wanted a husband like in her mafia shows
>quiet, dutiful, and above all else, out of the way
>that’s how it’s supposed to be, right?
>then why is anon talking about a fishing trip to her arch nemesis while they are supposed to have their epic showdown?!
>just because they said “sleeping with the fishes” doesn’t mean you talk about that time you caught a fish thiiis big
>even her arch nemesis isn’t sure how to react!
>and why are her minions nodding and congratulating him!?
>this isn’t how her stories went!

>>37395806
I can quit any time I want

90% done i love my lolibaba wife.

>>37395778
Nothing nescessarily planned to be commissioned right now, have a few people who want collaborations but not anything in particular. As far as drawing goes, working on Greenworm cheering on /ourgirl/ Gazer in 4chan cup

>>37395828
>have a few people who want collaborations
So cute waifu interacting with other waifus? That sounds nice and cute! There are a lot of monster girl waifus that it would be cute to see her interact with.

>>37395815
That’s wat they all say. But take that one huff away. Those men turn into animals!

>>37395747
this thread is all foxes and every post a fox

>>37395880
No wonder it feels old an ancient in here

kiss the lilims

>>37395818
>lolibaba
Excellent taste

Any of you guys been to a build-a-waifu-workshop? I've been thinking of going but the whole process sounds intimidating, and I feel I'd be spoiled for choice

>>37395902
Bring them too me and I will

>>37395902
>kiss lilim
>come to a week later
What a trip

>>37395902
I bet they would just bluescreen

>>37395917
Hey don't post dorks in this thread

>>37395931
>pic
I bet it is lilim tradition to do this at least once when they visit eachother. The strange ways of these higher beings!

>>37395964
She is not a dork, you peasant.

>>37395980
Sorry, I just looked up "dork" in the Merriam-Webster Dictionary, and picture of her was at the entry.

>>37395990
Peasants will be peasants.

I'm headed over to Mamano R Us to pick up an Akaname/Kejourou wife. Y'all want anything?

>>37395980
Why is that smol dog squishing that smol snake?

>>37396003
snake got a bit too "thirsty"

>>37395980
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=b6oi4_xwyhs

>>37394976
She's a very docile fox.

>>37395998
The absolute state of "nobility"

>>37395812
>Anon gets kidnapped
>Like kidnapped kidnapped, not like that weird (but very lovely) incident on her birthday
>She doesn’t know who by, but Anon is missing and her informants can’t find anything
>Once the panic settles down, She realizes it’s her chance.
>Go in, lay down the law, and carry Anon out while striking fear into the hearts of her enemies and setting examples for anyone else who would dare cross her
>Gathers her best soldiers, ready to burn the town until someone talks
>Right as she is ready to leave, she sees an old, beat up car pull into the driveway.
>Anon hops out, completely unscathed
>Anon comes inside, explains some of his friends were in town unexpectedly, and wants to know why she seems to be holding a business meeting in the middle of the week she promised him to take off

>>37395999
Nice trips. See if they have any shogs in stock. If not then a kraken.

>>37396049

>>37395999
get me a fat old hag jabberwock nun that is 8 ft and is so thicc it should be illegal and is damn deadly for any man to handle

>>37396073
why did you post a cow?

>Like slimes
>Uncreative as fuck so i cant even think of anything outlandish to do with them
Curses

>>37396083
Slime bartender who mixes the drinks in her body

>>37396083
Chill with slime wife in a slime pool

>>37396080
Because I want to mate with that cleavage.

>>37396083
COLLECT all the slime colors and species (Yes even shoggoth) blend them together to see what clusterfuck happens

>>37395999
I'll have a plain old bogey with a side of uhhhhhhhhhhhh sassy manticore extra mofu

>>37396092
I want to stick my head into those titties as I bury myself in her pussy or have my head trappped in between them as she jerks me off

>>37395999
Can you get me a dom demon summoning tome?
I just want to see how it looks haha

>>37395999
I need the biggest monster they have.

Wait you might read that as "get me a big monster", I want the BIGGEST monster they have.

>>37396103
Milked by merciless succs! You are just food to them!

>>37396092
This is very nice cleavage, please post more

>Cthulhu Mythos media most commonly portray shoggoths as intelligent to some degree, but deal with problems using only their great size and strength. The shoggoth that appears in At the Mountains of Madness simply rolls over and crushes numerous giant penguins that are in its way as it pursues human characters.
Imagine being smothered by shoggy

>>37395999
Get me a cheeky creeping coin and a devilish tanuki.

>>37396122
milk for "milk", fair trade?

>>37395999
What’s in the bargain bin?

Around echidnas,never ______

>>37396132
>Anon gets a new maid
>She's not that smart
>But she keeps making anon motorboat her tits
>She's a good maid
Not letting her name my cat though.

>>37396132
When are the Elder Thing Ojous KC?

>>37395999
I want a bicorn playset, thanks

>>37396161
kirkland brand kikis

>>37396161a]
alps

>>37396159
That's how they get you. The servant becomes the master

>>37396165
this is like the closest thing,no?

>>37395999
Living Do- I mean Living Action Figure please.

>>37396161
Cheshires, noone wants to pay full price for all that cringe

>>37396173
but what a good deal it is!

>>37395999
i will take your entire stock of mosquito vamps,i need a good succ and normal vampires are drama queens

>>37396159
I hope they accept 2%, that’s all I have right now

>>37396060
>wife panics as anon starts to pout at being lied to
>a quick thinking mobster says that they were going out for a celebratory dinner for a job well done
>anon perks up and begins to congratulate everyone for their success
>hour later the whole gang is at a restaurant eating together to not reveal the lie
>the other patrons are unnerved at the sight of a mob silently eating at a big table
>they are even more unnerved at anon who is excitedly chatting up a storm while giving everyone a high five or back pats
>wife is just trying to sink into her chair in embarrassment as the restaurant servers bring her a cake with”job well done” candles on it
>she is slightly less upset as anon gives her a big hug and kiss while proudly bragging how awesome she is

>>37396184
>magical pleasure tattoo on the breast pussy
How dangerous!

>>37396174
Is she an onee-san? If so yes.

>>37396177
>five chesires for five bucks
What a deal! Gonna prank friends by putting them in their mailbox

>>37396188
what she needs is in your pants
>>37396198
https://www.pixiv.net/en/artworks/91570458

>>37396240
This hag needs daughterus

>>37395808
>Sabbath girls
Truelolis*

>>37396109

>>37396174
>Exposing midriff
SLUT

trust nurses!

>>37395999
I hear they just came out with a new line of shortstack automatons. Get one of those if you can, but if not then a standard release automaton.

>>37396161
https://files.catbox.moe/zo9vil.jpg

>>37396297
bro

>>37396297
is that a

>>37396275
>daughter asks hag how you and her met
>err…
>years ago
>hag is minding her own business when she suddenly hears a loud:
>”This hag needs daughterus “
>now
>hag tells daughter she used her charms to seduce her father

>>37396307
>>37396313
oh no
blue

>>37396275
https://files.catbox.moe/8iwa1a.jpeg

Need monster big enough to cover me completely a cuddle while also being warm.

>>37396326
>>37396344
Oh yes. I remember it well. It was a glorious battle. Lasting until morning. Coming to Zipangu was the right choice.

>>37396346
Consider Jinkos

Is having children mandatory?

spamming 2hus and calling them monster girls will never not be annoying

I need to a monster thats big enough to make me eat her out while I am standing

>>37396363
Yes, do not resist. Or do, it’s more fun that way

>>37396363
You can just say no anon or wear a condom. what are they gonna do about it?

>>37396382
>>37396382
>implying they let you still be at a size that can allow you to still wear a condom

>>37396361
I have considered them.
I have also come to the conclusion that they are cats

>>37396346
here you go

Which mamano would be most inclined to have sex as a means of procreation instead of just pleasure/spirit energy?

>>37396391
Incundoms made By incubi for Incubi.

>>37396346
bogey slut

>>37396297
based

>>37396394
They’re WHAT??!?!???

>>37396369
Alright, I'll post not-touhous.

>>37396405
that's sounds it would be super illegal

>>37396394
>I have also come to the conclusion that they are cats
Which is a good thing.

>>37396394
Where are the proofs?

Be nice to bugs

>>37396394
dragons are just scaly cats

>>37396363
I fucking hope not

>>37396369
>vampire and succubus/devil pictures
>Just one pic of Yukari
Come on now.

>>37396431
How dare you insult dragons like this, they are magnificent, powerful, and amazing.

Big thicc MG feet all over me

>>37396445
and great screamers in bed

>>37396445
if they are so good, why are most of them still single?

>>37396407
Aren't we all?

>>37396451
I want to massage a harpy's wings

>>37393837

>>37396445
>t. dragon before getting MEREd

>>37396445
I agree. Dragons are powerful and are not to be disrespected! I advice many single men move to Dragonia in order to pay tribute.

>>37396451
Amen

>>37396471
nah, sounds kinda cringe

>>37396445
>>37396471
Dragons are more of a friend species than a wife species

>>37396403
Gonna hunt this dragon.
Wish me luck, for I shall return victorious

>>37396451
hand paws are better than feet paws. fight me. I want to be hand gagged by a cheshire paws while they smuggly laugh at me and do the whole 'You're showing so much resistance, but down here seems to be pretty happy' thing

>>37396479
Try telling a single dragon you want to be "just friends" and let us know how it went.

>>37396479
>friend
Please don’t use the f-word around single dragons, they’ll just cry

>tfw I will never be a Dragon girls greatest treasure

>>37396403
PERFECT SIZE
PERFECT SHAPE
MORE OF THIS

>>37396479
nah, they great for compensated dating

>>37396419
Fuck the rules

>>37396512
Compensated dating?

>>37396346

>>37396498
>WoW

>>37396517
they got loads of money, they are very lonely, they want a bf, and they would even pay for it

>>37396522
I am well aware of Alexstraza and Ysera's existence, but I thank you for this regardless.

>>37396518
I want a Yeti but I'm like the size of a teddy bear compared to her

>>37396531
Is this better? i just know people here usually hate the "Girl with monster accesories" thing

>>37396517
what >>37396530 said, its basically glorifed prostitution but with dating instead of cooming

>>37396547
BIG
HORNS.

Be careful of mentioning any interest in dragons. Next thing you know you will wake up chained to an altar as a sacrifice by the local dragon cult

>>37396547
I was fine with what you posted before, but I'm not going to complain about more

>>37396297
Man, police response times have been kind of lacking lately

>>37396561
3 cute dragons

>>37396561
Cults in general are becoming a big problem around the world. Snake cults... Eldritch cults... now Dragon cults! Whatever next?

>>37396537
>big yeti confused because she's never been the little spoon

>>37396561
Dragons are so cool, I wish I knew one

>>37396547
Tiamat more than makes up for it with sheer size and quality.

>>37396585
Eldritch snake dragon cults

>>37396568
Too busy handling rioting monsters shouting "No boyfriend, no peace".

>>37393837

>>37396585
Echidna cult needs more members

>>37396590
>try to big spoon her and can just about get my arms around on foot

>>37396598
Whats she gonna turn men into?

>>37396297
Est is the best
I want her to S U C C me dry till shes cumflated and preggers!

>>37396606
husbands

>>37396599
>Monster girls demanding state mandated BFs

>>37396598
So like
shadow dragon-snakes with the ability to feed on pleasure and power beyond what most men can handle?
brilliant.

>>37396585
Fox cults

>>37396629
no lie, if I lived in MGC and heard that, I would fall
over laughing my ass off
>>37396585
>tfw you were summoned by a cult of alps

>>37396585
clown cults:)

>>37396585
Vampire cults.

>>37396651
Clowns from outer space!

>>37396651
FUCK THAT

>>37396651
>Cult of creampie
>Honk House of Worship

>>37396658
I AGREE. FUCK THE CLOWNS. HARD.

Fuzzy Boogey

>>37396621
Based. Est is best at milking

>>37396677
Well that didn't take long.

>>37393837
Which monsters cook the best food?

>>37396599
If they couldn’t have peace without boyfriends they don’t deserve peace with boyfriends.

>>37396702
but violence and aggression are hot

>>37396677
Impressive mangrabbers.

link because kind of off topic, but
https://files.catbox.moe/5wap6t.jpg
what's the best monstergirl for this?

>>37396629
>Extremist Party calls for state mandated bf's as part of a bloated infrastructure package
>The moderates call the new proposals a massive overreach of government, stating they can get boyfriends fine without. They swear.

>>37396677
I don't get it.

>>37396684
I'm surprised it didn't take less.

>>37396677
>>37396746
what the fuck is this

>>37396746
Oh, to be chased through ventilation by a large, sexually aggressive monster girl

>>37396734
Shoggoth or an unusually affectionate Amazon.

>>37396585
Kiki cult
We must clean the world

>>37396752
Monster from the latest fotm horror game

>>37396734
Danukis kinda, otherwise either of the maids

>>37396735
>>37396629
lmao gonna make fun of these virgins for being so lazy that they want to be given a bf, not molesting him on the train and making cum and pass out from pleasure, bring him home then rape him

>"We're being raided!"
>"By who? Amazons?"
>"Better! Viking Amazons!"
>big viking warrior women capturing and raping human boys
>"Cute boys belong to the Nords!"

>>37396652
I want to join a vampire cult but I keep passing out when I try to fill a bowl for a blood offering

>>37396568
Officer dark elf sure is cute today

>>37396841
Anon you aren't doing it right
the whole point of vampires is to take it from the source. The mana loses its power after even a minute of being out of the body. You've got to offer them your body. Mainly your neck, but also the rest of you.

>>37396854
mmmm, frog legs

>>37396854
Mmmm, frogs.

>>37396854
>>37396876
cute froggies

>>37396856
Stop anon, you'll make her blush.

>>37396865
Baguette honhonhon monseiur

>>37396892
Cute ears

>>37396905
Say "omelette du fromage" to a Hakutaku that knows French.

>>37396876
>>37396854
>Am I popular again now?

>>37396854
toads are underated on cuddles. they look warm, and those legs are glorious. great for locking you in.

>>37396861
but I want to show them how cool I am! Imagine their faces when I bring them a whole bowl of blood as an offering! They’ll let me in for sure

>>37396892
I want to tell her I only commit crimes to see her

>>37393837
>"I think you know me well enough to know that if I wanted you dead, you'd be dead. I have no intention of striking you down, but I need show you some things, have you talk to some people that you would kill on sight if you could.
I understand why people are afraid of the monstergirls. I understand why the church calls them demons and makes it seem easy and right to kill them. But these were humans before they were 'monsters', and if you talk to them for even a little bit you'll realize that they are STILL PEOPLE. They are not demons, they are victims. Slaughtering them isn't righteous, and it isn't mercy. Its murder.
I won't say they are all innocent, or that they are all saints, but neither are the people back home. This killing is senseless, cruelty stacked upon cruelty. I'm going to save these people, and I'd like your help to do it. I'll be taking that sword, and then there are some good friends of mine I want you to meet."

>t.A Hero in the monstergirl world

Can an angel still claim she's only having sex with you to "cleanse" you when she's cumflated and heart-pupiling from the pleasure of feeling seven of her eggs getting fertilized?

>>37397004
yes, they love to lie

>>37396568
Donuts in MGC are out of this world.

>>37397016
no wonder they are fatasses!

>>37397016
>>37397025
>"Do you know who are all the donuts?

>>37397038
officer jabberwock

>>37397025
>>37397016
What monster girl can I win over by mastering the art of donut-making?

>>37396941
you can literally just ask

>>37396927
what ?

>>37396600
Haughty noble ladies who have recently been corrupted into mamono is nice.
please look at me as if I was walking garbage!

>>37396498

>>37397051

>>37397086
Ah! My soul!

>>37397097
she's gonna lick it

>>37397097
I'm sure she'll take good care of it.

>>37396657
>a garishly-colored spaceship the size of a first-gen Honda Civic slams into a remote field
>a hatch in the side of the craft is released with a loud hiss, falling open to the ground as a steam calliope somewhere within begins to play
>an army of clown girls surges out to capture every human male they can find, their comically oversized jackboots making honking noises with each marching step

>>37396677
This is cursed, but im kinda into it.

>>37396677
she big

>>37396892
Does she blush when manhandling you into a cell in her basement?

>>37397051
Anything from a fairy kingdom, but especially a Titania herself

>>37397095
>tfw no office porc to sneak away to fool around with

I'm sick, and the only cure is 80kg of Hellhound applied directly to the skin.

>"I finally have you now, Shota Ranger. You and I will create many new minions for the Sexon invasion force."

>>37397236
I want fairys, but bigger. I like how fairies look, but I also like big. But I also like evil, and I like big booba. Is there large, fairly-like malicious monsters? Probably with red eyes?

>>37397238
I want to do a pocky kiss with officer porc using a donut.

>>37397260
>implying shota ranger red would lose to some hag
He's the leader for a reason. These silly invaders need to stop looking down on humanity

>>37397260
Being forced to help the ancient evil breed an army they'll use to take over the world is for some reason a really hot idea to me. Escpecially if it involves me eventually giving in to the pleaure/them

>>37397272
Is an extremist Titania close enough for you?

>>37397244
That is a crapload of Hellhair. You can get some wholesale at Costco. The sulfur components are excellent for delousing and ecto-vermiciding applications. Remember that the stench means that it is working. Use it regularly and you can tell your ringworms sayonara!

>>37397281
What, it's not like shota ranger red has some huge, hag-breaker shota cock stuff in his suit or anything, right? What can he possibly do to defeat her now and stop her evil plan?

>>37397272

>>37396684
Tell that to Living Dolls.

>>37397272
Pixies aren't big naturally but they can use magic to grow themselves to human size, shrink a human to fairy size, or if you really wanted to get spicy they could probably do both at the same time.

>>37397260
jokes on her, I'll defeat the invasion from the inside by turning her into a doting mother for our many kids

>>37397260
Don't you lecture me with your thirty dollar haircut.

>>37397307
Very sexy for what is probably the souls of 3 children inside a sylvan trenchcoat. I'm not going to fall for that one again.

>>37397317
She's massive, asshole. You should be happy it isn't tangled with bridges and cars.

>>37397291
What happens to the regular fairies in an extremist Titania's kingdom?

>>37397333
H-haha

>>37397334
They get FLOWER'D.

>>37397302
No.

>>37397319
>You had your chance to be afraid before you joined my beloved Corps. But to guide you back to the true path, I brought this motivational device.

>>37397319
>debil dog.png
>debil
Rude

Lich is not going to ask for your consent before resurrecting you and binding your soul to hers for the rest of eternity. You serve greater beings now.

>>37397312
>"General Xexia, shall we begin the invasion of Earth?"
>pregnant evil general sitting on a couch in mom jeans and an apron
>she's got two babies latched onto her heaving breasts
>"Not right now. It's feeding time for Nina, Olga, Maria, and Patty. Then I have to put Ginny, Katie, Helen, and Rita down for a nap. Alexis, Tiffany, Judy, and Sasha should be home from soccer practice soon, so I should make snacks. After Darling helps Tina, Mable, Ethel, and Francine with their homework, I want to make more babies with him. What do you think of Riley, Trisha, Sandy and Heather for baby names?"

>>37397260
>tfw you popped a stiffie

>>37397378
Yes I know how marriage with an undead works she doesn't have to remind me what I got into when I gave her the ring I bought.

>>37397378
>greater beings
>can't open the pickle jar without hubbies help
well I would still give her all the love anyway

>>37396966
>talking to monsters
Bet your rape was boring and disappointing. It is okay, Slime-chan probably loves your pathetic ass no matter what!

>>37397333
W-What's her height?

>>37397380
You'll take the general out of the picture but on its own that won't stop the invasion. One of her subordinates will overthrow her when they realize her heart isn't in it anymore.

>>37396283
>>37396109
>summon demon mistress
>she steps out of the portal and gives you a stern look
>"You, mortal. Come with me" she commands.
She will take good care of you.

Please brothers and sisters. Come, and listen not to monster songs. But listen to the some nicer sounding church chanting. In the name of the Chief God.

>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_xaj8QSJZ0E

>>37397378
ogey, being dead was boring, just sure hope she likes a big dumb idiot whose only good for strength around

>>37397433
What if her subordinates start to want to become broodmothers too? The whole evil organization will dissolve.

>>37397433
Her subordinates will want only what their boss is getting once they see how happy she is being a broodmother instead of a world conquerer.

>>37397439
Monsters calling men "mortal" is so hot.

>>37397440
cringe shit
i want to listen to speed metal in the underworld with demons

>>37397441
It's alright. Even a dumb idiot can take a fireball or crossbow bolt for her. She will just fix you right up anyway. Either way living in the undead kingdoms is pretty neat.

>>37397378
>

I dont want extremists in my town.

>>37397451
Agreed. Even if you aren't so mortal by the time they're done with you.

>>37397481
It wont be your town much longer with that attitude.

>>37397481
Send them to mine then, thanks

>>37397451
It might sound a bit scary, but having a demon mistress has many benefits.

>>37397446
It might work but you'll have to put in some serious overtime. These aren't regular minions we're talking about.

>>37397446
>>37397447
>another hero hears of some evil organization that wants to take over the world
>they've been quiet lately, but that must be because they are planning evil
>go to their known hideout and kick open the door
>find what looks like a playground as many children run around the place
>hero sees the villains he was told about, but they're very motherly and very pregnant
>anon walks up to him and tells him that he better pay for that door
>hero can only dumbly nod as he begins to write a check while wondering if his intel was bad

>>37397488
He should make his own town with help from his monster wife who isn't extremist.

>>37397451
I'll call her hag in response

>>37397492
hopefully she has the patience to teach an illiterate husband so he can properly sign the contract

>>37397519
Of course. She is a professional demon after all
Then she will make you beg

>>37397503
>Ok hag
>"Ok fag"

>>37397503
she'd probably just roll her eyes at you, given how much people use that against her

>>37397544
beg to be taught? or beg to sign the contract? silly demon

>>37397545
>Anon alps on the spot

>>37397546
You're right it's time to call her granny or methusaleh

>>37395844
Yeah really cute stuff

>>37397451
I am gonna call her mama

>>37397556
>"no Anon" the radio said "you are the demons"

>>37397544
>demon goes into anons room
>well its their room since he's her husband to be
>and there's no shame in snooping around your husband's things
>finds a journal
>its filled with badly written and spelled words but it gets better as it goes on
>it is filled with anon praising the demon and talking about how much fun he is having
>last entry has anon state that he can't wait to sign the cute demon's contract cause he thinks he is in love
>demon closes journal and goes off to find anon
>he is going to be literate tonight, no matter what

>>37397592
sheepgirls are the best girls

Do you have the courage to take the first step?

>>37397606
If by courage you mean date her familiar

I want a demon oneechan

I want to deseperatly fight of MGs who wants to rape me even though I know I can't win. I want to feel the total despair of being forced to submit and them having their way with me. Is that weird ?

>>37397733
You want to headbutt your attacker in desperation, as your final act before going down? That type of desperate fight?

>>37397733
Not at all, because that's what they want too. They'll show you just how powerless you are, then cuddle you afterwards to show you that's okay.

>>37397733
You'll never win with that attitude. Git gud and show them the power of man

Small jinkos.

Anon sees his bro hanging out with a monster he like and gets sad, but it turns out his “bro” alped and the monster and the now alp were planning what they were gonna do to anon.

>>37397733
A monster could present an argument to me about her being stronger, faster and smarter than, how escape would be pointless and I should submit and there's a good chance I'd go along with it.

>>37393837

>>37397800
A monster could present that kind of argument to me but I'd call her cringe and still fight

>>37397796
Are for rearing so they can grow up big and strong like their moms.

>>37397797
Alps are fucking weird man.