/jp/ - Otaku Culture

Wow Aya that's amazing!
So how many men did you have to pay to brute-force fertilize your desolate cloaca?

Congratulations Aya.
And congratulations to the father, Megumu.

>>37297675
Just me

A jpsie's sperm could never impregnate a tengu.

>>37297706
ahahahahahahah
you take money for sex

>>37297755
Hey now, a man has to eat.

she looks like she fucks black guys

>>37297830
hot

Everyone in gensokyo did that to her at least once

>>37297755
Anon, the Pandamic has hit some of use really hard. A man got to do what a man got to do to survive.

This entire thread is FAKE NEWS.

>>37297830
not true, she hasnt fucked me yet

>>37297573
I'm not paying for that

>>37297573
You're welcome

I did it

>>37297703
I want Megumu to put a baby inside me too!

>>37297716
Is that a challenge?

>>37297573
Took you long enough.

>>37306282
take responsibility.

>>37306282
i will

>>37297573
Congrats anon
Aya-san laid a huge egg!

Aya would be a terrible mother, assuming she doesn’t end up with a miscarriage anyway

>>37317524
>>37315881

>>37315881
unfortunately, her hips are now broken in two

>>37318464
i have faith in ayas watermelon birthing hips

>>37297573
did what?

>>37320399
She conceived a child as indicated by that pregnancy test stick she's holding

>>37318547
but do you have faith in her pencil-thin ankles?

>>37297573
cant believe anon finally became aya and got himself pregnant

>>37307307
But you're not a girl.

>>37320399
lost most of his brain cells

>>37297573
at the river bank in the north of okayama?

>>37320931
Youkai have superhuman strength, especially ancient ones like Aya
She might look frail but she can take a .50 cal to the head and not even blink

>>37324582
If he did it, so can the rest of us.

>>37332030
But I don't want to be Aya...

>>37332074
Oh, okay.

Aya is very cute.

>>37332790
Its why she deserves lots of children
To spread her cuteness around

I had a pregnancy scare once. Ever since that i cant listen to Happy Birthday by Flypside without getting kind of anxious

>>37333691

>>37333691
But Anon, is Aya's cuteness enough to beat our ugliness?

>>37339447
Love this guy's art

>>37343156
tksand is good

>>37343156
He's pretty good

>>37343156
Aya has a very thin neck!!

>>37347203
Oh god, why'd you have to point that out

>>37339586
that depends on which set of genes are more dominant.

>>37352660
Aya's cutness genes are so powerful they will affect you if you are intimate with her.

>>37297573
what flavor of pocky is that? premium?

>>37357579
Aya's lemon juice

I want to hug Aya.

>>37363496
Why?

>>37367228
She is cute.

>>37367228
Big bird titties will feel nice

>>37297573
Fake. Tengus can’t get pregnant by human sperm.

>>37372720
That's what Aya thought before she got surprise morning sickness

>>37297573
I'm the father.

Yep, leave it to Aya to get impregnated by a human.

>>37383969
At least Aya has something to bring back home and show her parents, too bad Mr. And Mrs. Himekaidou aren't so lucky, the only thing their daughter brings is disappointment.

>>37383969

Taters dreams of carrying a tengu hybid, but she's not brave enough to leave her room and meet humans

>>37385734
hiki hatate

>>37385734
No worries Hater, i for one will volunteer to breed you, or your money back.

>>37391461
That Prostitution, have some standards Anon! You're not a Shrine Maiden.

>>37393395
Shrine maidens do not whore themselves out. The shrines donations are more than enough to live on, especially with all the incidents they solve.

>>37400984
Reimu only acquires more freeloaders as she solves incidents. Solving incidents doesn't seem to be a profitable business. Reimu would die from starvation if she didn't raid SDM/Eientei pantry every once in a while.

>>37333691
Would Aya be a good mom?

>>37297573
She's like hundreds of years old. The age gap is too big, she might look youthful on the outside but on the inside she's a desiccated husk.

>>37412029
Look at >>37318379
She would be terrible

>>37297755
free money and sex
where's the downside

>>37412029
If you want to, I can experiment the theory

>>37297573
Congratulations Anon

>>37423446
How is she able to drink all day and still have a flat stomach?

>>37423639
Calories in, calories out. Flying at supeersonic speed requires lots on energy.

>>37423639
It's a doctored image, she's a lot more chubby in reality.

>>37430843
Spreading false news, as always

>>37439024
Fatso

>>37430843
The chub goes in all the right places though

>>37307307
blue Aya is CUTE

>>37328244
that anon could be a girl

>>37307307
Who is this fanfic character? Looks like shite.

>>37450727
Blue Aya, the one who bonks

>>37451180
I want to get bonked.

>>37415635
a century is like 5 youkai years

>>37318464
Youkai are very stretchy
She'll be fine

>>37492568
What's with all the blushing? Is she in heat? Do birds go into heat?

>>37297573
That is my child in there

>>37503190
Are you sure about that? Why's all these anons claiming the child is their's? Aya hasn't been getting railed on by all of these guys, has she?

>>37511880
Every Anon has their own Aya that loves them

>>37527584
>just poses for random men
Slut bird

>>37539371
Aya is here to ask who you were quoting.

sex with aya

>>37297573
After a thousand rides on my tiny white pecker all it took was one dark potent black man to get my wife pregnant

>>37297830
True, all the touhos ade

Yes, I can get married and start a family with her, but the idea of Aya as my sex slave and raping her hot and wet cloaca every day makes me hotter

>>37565291
>sex slave
Anon, please. You have to indulge in only pure monogamous vanilla sex. Degeneracy like this will damn you in the long run!

>>37297573
Congrat anon you sold her the pregnancy test stick

>>37587371
What happened? Did her weak bird bones make her miscarry?

>>37353426
I'm pretty sure that's call instinct.

>>37593945
She's just getting a foot massage
The baby is fine

>>37587371
This is what happens when tengu culture values wearing meme shoes.

>>37596260
They're traditional japanese sandals, not meme shoes!

>>37596234
I don't see a pregnant belly. The baby is gone.

You'll never have a gf

>>37625184
How's she supposed to fly with all that fat?

>>37623202
why is a grackle asking aya to fore-ably take her clothes off, actually why do 2hu fans use a common grackle as a stand-in for a crow?

>>37634564
what the fuck is a grackle

>>37640160
it bird.

>>37297573
I finally did it, I finally killed Aya

>>37640490
Socially, maybe.

>>37640508
Thats exactly what I wanted to do

Ahh, I want to teach Aya a lesson!

>>37640611
Streetwear 2hu will always be cute

>>37623202
Aya is already my gf though?

>>37607163
>A meme (/ m iː m / MEEM) is an idea, behavior, or style that spreads by means of imitation from person to person within a culture and often carries symbolic meaning representing a particular phenomenon or theme.
I'd say Tengu geta count as a meme, as they carry significance in traditional Tengu culture.

>>37385734
Relatable except the tengu part
Also I don't actually want to share a room with someone

>>37664538
you want to carry a non-tengu youkai-human hybrid?

>>37664659
You don't?

>>37687234
>carry
You're the one pregnant here anon. That would be gay.

>>37678378
weirdly disturbing

>>37690296
whats wrong with it? she's got expressive eyes

>>37690296
how?

>>37695365
>>37695594
I am not sure about how am I supposed to describe
can it be that uncanny valley thing?

>>37696419
She is not human, after all.

>>37698930
So what you're saying is we need to have half-youkai children with our youkai wives?

>>37708411
Peaceful assimilation by melding humans and youkai!

>>37709565
>peaceful
Human men are being kidnapped in the streets, brought to youkai dens where they're bred and beaten into househusbands. It's not peaceful at all

>>37721187
Human men are a luxury good, they will be well taken care of.

>>37690241
What if Anon was a girl?

>>37722845
Impossible, we're on 4chan.

>>37721215
Yukari gaps in men whenever she pleases, they're a common commodity and are treated as such

>>37297573
Congratulations. Who's the father? Some random guy you fucked for an interview?

>>37746421
...what is she wearing?

>>37738958
anon is not aya, even though both start with "a"

Ayaya~

>>37756945
This feathered hag has had a millennium to perfect the art of seduction

>>37761410
And yet she still failed

>>37677602
extra fluff aya

>>37761508
I dunno bro those are some pretty big tongerhongerakoogers. You sure you don't want half-tengu kids?

>>37770799
Is she happy that she's been bound? What's going on here? Weird S&M play?

>>37774655
Tengu have superhuman strength so if she wanted to leave, she could do so

>>37779952
So what you're saying is tengu can literally fuck you into a crater? How do humans survive babymaking with them?

>>37784380
They don't.

>>37779952
Aya would still humor her would-be rapist by not breaking free until later, I hope.

>>37779952
Aya raping her rapist and breaking his pubic bone through the sheer force of her thrusts sounds pretty hot

>>37784810
>getting your hips broken
not sure why anyone would find this hot unless they are maso pig
sounds unbearably painful

That's so awesome.

>>37297573
who's the father

>>37795649
(You), Anon

>>37797839
Uhh? I don't remember having sex with anyone in the last year, especially not with a tengu. You've got the wrong guy

>>37769652
2hus wearing anything modern is cursed

>>37297573
Congrats Momiji, you are gonna be a daddy

>>37297573
Apparently birds find humans attractive so it is possible to get that bird touhou pussy.

Walnut was born in a species-recovery breeding program in the 1980′s. The program had crane chicks hand-raised by human volunteers, and at that time they did not fully understand the measures necessary make sure that the chicks do not imprint on humans and retain their identity as cranes.
As a result, her keepers believe, Walnut does not recognize other cranes as members of her own species.
It has not been proven that Walnut killed her previous suitors; however, there is a persistent rumor in the white-naped-crane-conservation community that she did.
Because this species is highly endangered, and the gene pool of the captive population is small, it’s pretty important for the survival of her species that Walnut A) mate, and B) not kill a bunch of other cranes.
The actual name of the keeper is Chris Crowe.
They both arrived at the Smithsonian Conservation Biology Institute in 2004.
Walnut immediately began paying special attention to Chris--and ignoring the eligible male crane in a nearby enclosure.
Walnut initiated their courtship, performing the opening moves of a mating dance.
Chris realized that if he reciprocated the mating dance, it might be possible to artificially inseminate Walnut with her participation and consent. (The process normally involves restraining the bird.)
It worked!
Chris and Walnut have had five children, who were raised by other crane couples at the facility--sometimes the biological dad and his mate--both because it’s unclear whether Walnut would accept the chicks as her own, and because Chris is not equipped to be a Crane Dad.
However, the Institute provides her with artificial eggs to sit on, and Chris takes his turn looking after them. (This would not work with real eggs because he can’t sit on them properly, but Walnut seems to feel that he is on the job if he just stands over them.)
Chris accepts that he is pretty much married to this bird. White-naped cranes live to be about 60, and they mate for life, so he knows he can’t retire while Walnut is alive. (At the time of the article, Walnut was 36, and Chris 42.)

>>37808545
>Apparently birds find humans attractive
Yeah, but Aya only wants Momiji's dog cock

>>37808545
[citation needed]

>>37809414
https://www.washingtonpost.com/news/style/wp/2018/07/23/feature/the-crane-who-fell-in-love-with-a-human/

>>37801320
She got you drunk with Tengu grade sake and brought you home when you somehow didn't die from what is effectively magically enhanced rocket propellant

can i have sex AS aya?

>>37812941
Yes, but you have to do it with me.

>>37812941
>>37812958
Gay. Take this homosex elsewhere

>>37808545
>Chris and Walnut have had five children
God I wish I was biologically compatible with other species

>>37640611
A lesson in what?

This bird is cute.

>>37834177
You could say that again!

Aya eats her own eggs.

>>37834948
Disgusting. She literally cannibalizes her own children-to-be. That would be like eating my own sperm, or a woman eating her eggs or fetus

>>37839194
no harm no fowl if it's not fertilized.

>>37756945
Shapeshifters have an unfair advantage

>>37850464
Imagine how disgusting and terrible their true forms are.

>>37854585
A form one feels most natural in is by definition one's true form

>>37748580
I believe that anon is aya!

>>37858288
There's no way that's true.

<span class="fortune" style="color:#117eec">

Your fortune: The poster above you has been very very naughty!</span>

>>37863544
A present? For me?
Thand you.<span class="fortune" style="color:#532dfc">

Your fortune: Blessed Yule!</span>

>>37861510
Well, anon. Explain yourself!

>>37863906
tengu are naughty creatures

>>37863544
Santaya.

>>37864693
Isn't she cold?

>>37864972
no, it's a trick to get you to invite her inside your house

>>37865020
My mommy said not to let strangers into the house.

>>37869565
That's not a stranger anon, that's Aya! Santa Aya! Let her in so she can give you presents!

>>37863544
>>37864693
Cute and festive

>>37874881
Aya knows a very special present you can give her in return

>>37878338
I'm not a little boy, so I don't think I have anything she wants.

>>37879050
She's going to convert you into a crow tengu so she can have a close friend that will live as long as her.

>>37879156
I always wanted to become a bird, so I'll gladly be converted.

>>37879198
Gee, I wish I were a bird

>>37879355
なぜ英語で話しているのですか？

>>37879398
日本語はわかりますが、なぜその事は言い出した？

>>37879198
You'll have to work for Aya for several thousand years.

>>37879482
oh. i thought you were making a reference to link related
https://youtu.be/nlLhw1mtCFA?t=14
my mistake

>>37879540
I was lol

>>37879540
>>37879542
But you didn't really copy what Osaka said so I figured it was unrelated.
Happy Christmas.

>>37879482
Gensokyo villagers are extremely rude. They deserve to be preyed upon by youkai.

>>37879558
Extremely based more like. Show those no-good youkai what for.

>>37864693
Sayanta.

>>37864693
cute!

>>37864693
in a blizzard wearing nothing but that? youkai sure are hardy

>>37893850
>gets bunbunmaru for christmas
the gensokyo equivalent of coal for christmas

>>37879482
i dont get it
is it a target for her to throw the newspaper at? what did the author mean by this?

>>37902031
it looks like a scarecrow

>>37902031
>>37902794
Specifically in Japan they commonly use this kuromaru-tier designs that activates the flight-response of birds because it looks like a giant eye.
I guess you can buy them in the states as well: https://www.homedepot.com/p/Guard-n-Eyes-10-5-in-H-Dalen-Products-Bird-Scaring-Balloon-TE-12C/202871749

I donlikem

>>37896569
The newspaper is not that bad! Also, who are you quoting?

>>37904999
the newspaper is in fact that bad

>>37911516
What the hell is with those utterly retarded shoes

>>37916597
Please do not disrespect the tengu geta!

>>37911516
She looks very pretty in this image.

>>37916922
she is the cutest bird around

i don't want to be a crow tengu

>>37920314
You have no choice in this matter, anon.
You will become crow tengu and you will wed either Aya or Hatate by your choosing.

>>37920365
Being in an arrange marriage with Aya!
Aya hates it and Megumu won't listen to her objections!
Dead fish sex with Aya every night!

>>37920459
That choice can fuck up your mental health by longterm aswell.
After deadfish sex Aya fill photograph your small benis for bunbunmaru mag.

>>37920605
Why would she slander her husband in her paper, that would make her look bad as well.

>>37920634
There is no time for questioning your fate now.
It is all about powerplay now, you will be fucked when your facing a 1000+ year old hag at this play.

>>37920673
Would picking Hatate have been different?

>>37920721
Quite! Aya would slander you by taking photos of your cock and making fun of it in her newspapers
On the other hand, Hatate would take pics of your tiny penis and praise it in her newspapers! Listing the measurements and everything!

>>37920721
Sorry, can't tell, i don't have a crystal ball at hand right now.
You have to go with what you picked beforehand.

>>37920721
Hatate is a good girl, she'd probably be a better wife than Aya ever could be.

>>37920773
>>37920774
All things considered, public humiliation is worth it for the cute tengu wife.

>>37920932
I'm sure we can all agree on that fact.

>>37920971
How great is Megumu? 7 feet tall goddess?

>>37920995
Can't really tell. I wish i were either Aya or Hatate but i'm damned to walk this cursed earth right now.

>>37920995
She towers over most people.

>>37922278
Is her height shown in an ending or something?

>>37922439
Yes.
She is much taller than Kanako

>>37922567
I hope the fan artists are aware! Tall is justice.

>>37922567
Is Kanako a tall Woman by Japanese or Western Standers?

Also how do you know she's taller?

>>37922567
Does that take into consideration her silly shoes?

>>37922923
They stand right next to each other in one of the endings, Megumu towers over her
>>37922939
No, but those would need to be some seriously tall tengu shoes.

I seriously hope she's a third playable in the next photo game.

>>37920459

>>37923316
Aya having a nice dinner night with my mother! My mother tectlessly asking when are we giving her grandkids!

>>37923316
I can't believe Aya is actually a guy and was forced into an arranged marriage with an elderly woman.

>>37921025
Why would you want to be an inhuman tengu?

>>37923000
Why do tengu wear those shoes?

>>37923316
What's got Aya down? Arranged Marriage?

>>37928286
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/En_no_Gy%C5%8Dja
>Typically he is represented wearing a white hooded robe and a pair of clogs, which have one support instead of the usual two.
From what little I could research, the father of mountain asceticism wore these, so (mountain) tengu are associated with yamabushi attire by extension. I still don't know why you'd want to wear that but it's probably some sort of vanity thing for when you want to show off your perfect discipline over body and mind or whatever.

>>37934158
she's upset that securing peace between Tengu and Humans requires she give birth to a few humans

>>37937986
Well look on the bright side, now she has a human husband to unleash all her pent up lust on

>>37940905
Why do Shinto devilbeasts celebrate a Christian holiday.

>>37942192
Because it's fun and it gives them an excuse to party and get hammered

>>37942192
They like it.

>>37942192
how do i become a shinto devilbeast?

>>37922439
>>37946028
BIG

>>37946742
nah she has to be wearing the meme shoes. her anatomy is weird without them

>>37942281
What's in the box?

>>37957729

>>37976958
what the hell is wrong with her face
that face does not match the art style or body. its like seeing a babys face on bodybuilder body