/jp/ - Otaku Culture

Higu, but with 10 times the cum.

You heard it first here.

Kihiro and Keitaro are half-siblings

You heard it first here.

Kihiro is actually just a very flat girl. Keitaro isn't aware even though they are childhood friends.

You heard it here again.

Ryukishi a hack. Again.

For me, it's Sakiko

>>37430631
that I'd kill.

>>37430631
that mouth... that tongue those lips that fang

>>37430631
Already better than Shitoko.

>>37430631
Disgusting character. I want to puke.

>>37430779
Based anon, if you were any more based I'd love you enough to swallow that puke of yours.

>>37430788
Kill yourself. You are probably Sakiko in disguise. Get out of my head.

>>37430799
God you're being even more based than I imagined...

Inori is so hot.

>>37430799
>>37430816
Have gay sex

i love fucking my younger sister and thinking that she is satoko or rika

I love my little sister i jerk off to her pics and sometimes i fuck her mouth when she is sleeping or imagining that im applejack and she is rika or maria

she's everywhere make it stop

Proof?

>>37431541
>>37431557
How old is your younger sister dude

Satowho
Sakiwho

>>37431811
Satowhore...

I have about 8k images of Satoko and they're only organized in like 7 or 8 different categories

It's fucked

>>37431960
>organized at all
pussy

>>37430252
I can't believe Shion reincarnated herself into her own niece.

I want you to know
one thing.

You know how this is:
if I look
at the crystal moon, at the red branch
of the slow autumn at my window,
if I touch
near the fire
the impalpable ash
or the wrinkled body of the log,
everything carries me to you,
as if everything that exists,
aromas, light, metals,
were little boats
that sail
toward those isles of yours that wait for me.

Well, now,
if little by little you stop loving me
I shall stop loving you little by little.

If suddenly
you forget me
do not look for me,
for I shall already have forgotten you.

If you think it long and mad,
the wind of banners
that passes through my life,
and you decide
to leave me at the shore
of the heart where I have roots,
remember
that on that day,
at that hour,
I shall lift my arms
and my roots will set off
to seek another land.

But
if each day,
each hour,
you feel that you are destined for me
with implacable sweetness,
if each day a flower
climbs up to your lips to seek me,
ah my love, ah my own,
in me all that fire is repeated,
in me nothing is extinguished or forgotten,
my love feeds on your love, beloved,
and as long as you live it will be in your arms
without leaving mine.

I don’t love you as if you were a rose of salt, topaz,
or arrow of carnations that propagate fire:
I love you as one loves certain obscure things,
secretly, between the shadow and the soul.

I love you as the plant that doesn’t bloom but carries
the light of those flowers, hidden, within itself,
and thanks to your love the tight aroma that arose
from the earth lives dimly in my body.

I love you without knowing how, or when, or from where,
I love you directly without problems or pride:
I love you like this because I don’t know any other way to love,
except in this form in which I am not nor are you,
so close that your hand upon my chest is mine,
so close that your eyes close with my dreams.

Cumming inside prime Hinamizawa Whore Pussy with no intention of taking responsibility! Faking your death and pretending to be your son to avoid child support bills!

What would you do if you were field shit man living in Hinamizawa?

>>37432184
Intercourse with everyone and skip town

dumb meeper

He didn't post again today...

>>37431611
Six! (pic related)

>>37432697
So... Rika just lied to her Hometown

>>37432817
Your younger sister must be so cute

>>37432697
Why would the current seniors care all that much about Rika, anyway?
The people who fawned over her were elderly back when she was a little girl, and the regular adults at the time, who are the elderly of the Reiwa era, respected her, but weren't all that invested in the religious part.
And since she apparently spends most of her time travelling, she probably just became less and less important to the village as time went on.

>>37432994
Why wouldn't they care about the orphaned meeper performing Watanagashi

>>37433006
Because she's useless and obviously not taking care of the shrine if she spends most of her time abroad.

You have honored me, you set aside the color of my skin, and judged me not as a jogger, but as a fellow human being.

You have morally vindicated me, and for that I am grateful. I can now move on in peace.

I will spread the word in heaven that some of you wypipo are bussin.

>>37433053
Go back to /pol/ sperg

>>37432994
Really, the whole pot makes more sense if this takes place 20 years after Higurashi, not 36.

>>37432975
>Your younger sister must be so cute
She is

>>37433157
You should dress her up as ange. I bet she would look so cute

This is Satoko Kimiyoshi.

It's a wrap public lust!

why did she have that saved

What's her problem?

>>37433722
Would have been more satisfying to see Satoko come to power as a Houjou as a new great family but I guess this means her daughter won't be bullied for being a Houjou

>>37433899
For personal reference in passion projects...

>>37433977
Sakiko is part of the bully gang now

>>37433977
Sakiko gets sexually bullied by all the boys in town.

>>37434166
>Sakiko sexually bullies all the boys in town.
ftfy

I fucking hate Higurashi

>>37434232
Based

>>37433862
>>37433899
Chloe's long list of tags...

>>37434232
Me too, R07.

>>37434232
Thanks for telling.

>>37433914
Not allowed to be horny on main (personality).

>>37432837
I think she just didn't want a bunch of old men swarming around her
Which is kind of odd because if it's been that long since she's left then most of the geezers would be 6 feet under already

>>37434320
Most of the plot (and designs) makes more sense if you slice 15 years from the time skip.

>>37434368
Yeah I was a little surprised to see it take place that far into the future

https://twitter.com/sirius1810405/status/1463671562284855301
Nice damage control

>>37434433
It's sad that the toxic autism of japanese otaku forces artists to do announcements like this in order to avoid being canceled or review bombed.
This new manga is the best thing to have happened to higurashi since Kira's release.

>>37434394
Just imagine, 36 years. Every single one of the cute girls who crushed on Keiichi have had sex since then, many times even. They were most likely bathed in cum during bukkake parties at least once each and had multiple huge cocks penetrate their assholes at the same time.
Their innocent souls and purity? Long gone. Now they're just typical females, craving pleasure and domination by stronger men more than anything.
I wish Satoko at least would've remained a pure yuri slut.

You guys knew that Sakiko isn't blood related to Satoko's husband?

>>37434505
SATOKEI BROS!!! WE STILL HAVE A CHANCE!!!

>>37434567
A chance at being cucked yes

>mfw satoko will turn either a lesbian or a whore

>>37434567
>34th ip
Satokei will CERTAINLY become canon!

>>37434608
I want more of this little creature.

I think I overlooked it, but where do I download the soundtrack for the Higurashi VN? Can't really see it in the OP archive, but I'm still an EOP so I probably don't know what to look for

>>37435131
Look on rutracker.

>>37434692

Time to sleep while thinking about Chloe.

>>37435466
Sleep in peace, hideous evil Canadian gremlin loving anon.

>>37432787
Kikoho Rena is my favourite

>>37434232
Me too

>>37434692

I FUCKING LOVE ROSA

>>37435614
Do you love fucking Rosa?

>>37435614

>>37435629
Yeah, but less then you'd think when compared to how much I simply love Rosa
>>37435649
Appreciate it

>>37435614
>no image
imposter

>>37435682
Love requires sex.

>>37434505
What would be a Ryukishi-like twist to explain this?

>>37435771
Eua did it

here's your fanart.

>>37434505
Koyu?

>>37434505
Obviously her dad is Keiichi

>>37435862
Everytime I look at Kihiro I just think of the ginger boy from Magic Schoolbus.

>>37435862
Cute brothers

>>37436185
Was about to post this one. Why couldn't Eua stop being evil and become a cute fun loving loli instead?

K1 dissapeared and Mion decapitated.

>>37436320
TOKYO fucking shits

>>37436205
Someone playing with their toys isn't gonna care about the morality of bashing their heads with one another. They're just toys after all.

>>37436437
Too bad Hanyuu bashed Eua real good for being evil, then, because if she was good she would still be playing cute loli dress up games.

>>37436471
Please, Hanyuu had to resort to Eua's promise about leaving once a miracle happened. If it wasn't for that Eua could have rewritten her into being a dismembered body, just like Lambda.

>>37436502
>about leaving once a miracle happened
I would leave too after someone I called useless owned me like that.
>If it wasn't for that Eua could have rewritten her into being a dismembered body, just like Lambda.
Eua wasn't shown as being able to do that at any point, nor is she Featherine.

>>37436320
And Rika killed herself, who gave her looper powers to Keitaro. So "our" Rika is now permadead, haha!

this is too gay.

>>37436664
Hell yeah finally gaybait. Can't wait for it to go nowhere

>>37436545
yep. And she has 3(2) loop tries if I understand correctly.

How long until the new characters appear in the gacha?

>>37436768
Give it a year.

>>37436768
Next week

I can't believe Satoko was impregnated.

>>37436823
That was Eua magic, silly

Is this the Boruto of Higurashi?

>>37436847
Eua's magic cock?

>>37436320
I wonder if the scratch marks on the neck are meant to make the reader think of HS. But it just looks like knife wounds to me.

>>37437011
Eua's evil magic cock.

>>37436545
Whatever happened to "I was gonna kill myself but stopped at the last moment because it would make Satoko sad" from Minagoroshi?

>>37437030
Minagoroshi is only remembered by Hanyuu lmao

>>37437030
The loop beads are probably only activated on her death. That seemed to be what made the first one crack anyway, and I don't remember if we've ever seen anyone start a new loop without dying.

>>37437054
Anon that's completely irrelevant here. Rika's regret didn't happen because of Minagoroshi in particular, it was just the usual Teppei arrival that had happened countless times before that made her want to kill herself.

>>37437187
Oh, ok then. Carry on.

>>37437111
Satoko did once, with the help of Eua. Wonder why Satoko never bothered to ask her why couldn't she just keep doing that magic deathless loop over and over instead of forcing a death requirement all of a sudden.

>>37437223
>Wonder why

>>37437030
The what now?

-Ryukishi

>>37436545
>gave her looper powers to Keitaro
Everyone keeps saying this but if that's the case then it's really strange that he hasn't reacted to being in a loop yet. Maybe she didn't mean it literally.

>>37435862
It's beautiful... now draw them naked.

>>37436664
Sotsugou was too lesbian so now the new manga has to go to the other side of the spectrum.

>>37436320
WHAT THE FUUUUCK
DON'T DO THIS RYU07!!!

>>37437290
Could just be a case where the powers are transferred without his knowledge, and he just has to come with it himself after looping. Kinda like how it happened the first time Satoko looped.

>>37437348
*come to terms

>>37437348
In Steins;Gate Okabe doesn't realise he looped back in time until he experienced Mayuri's death twice, and instead keeps unawarely living the exact same events again because his brain can't cope with the disconnect.
Might be something like that.

>Keiichi is neglecting his son
>Mion is making her daughter become the future head
>Rena is a single parent
>Satoko jumps through marriages
so the OG gang is making more or less the same mistakes that their parents did in the original series?

>>37435771
Eua Koyu (It's Child Eua)

>>37437514
Realistic.

>>37437514
Higurashi is literally just disney star wars at this point

https://twitter.com/sirius1810405/status/1463671562284855301
>You don't have to acknowledge the new manga if you don't want to

Do you guys think that even the manga's artist herself also hates what Ryukishi has concocted?

>>37437635
She received death threats

I stopped paying attention after Sotsu ended, did the alternative manga or the new manga release anything interesting?

>>37437672
The whole cast married random nameless people except Rika who remained single her whole life, killing all ships in the process. Rika transferred her looper powers to Keiichi's son (who can only loop once and that's it) and then killed herself so she will never come back.

>>37437646
Did she?

>>37437635
Probably, is she an old fan too?

Jesus christ are there 3 manga?

>>37437829
Yes, and you WILL keep up with all of them.

>>37437842
Ha, no I won't.

>>37437819
Yes. She also did the Umineko EP1, EP3 and EP8 manga.

>>37437876
So you know what she creates is canon

>>37438052
heh.

>>37438052
I will accept this if Ryukishi has said it is canon.
Many other posters probably won’t even then as they are unable to believe anything.

>>37438066
I'm sorry, couldn't resist.

>>37436545
Rika giving Keitaro her powers just because he's Keiichi's son is some abysmal hackneyed writing.

>>37438071
This is already more canon that Sotsu will ever be. Sotsu is a self contained story with characters acting OOC, that literally changes nothing and can be completely discarded easily.

>>37438163
Shion's isn't deaf in one ear in Sotsu

>>37438142
>just because he's Keiichi's son
Brainlet.

>>37438175
Newfag.

>>37438163
>more canon
Both are canon.

>>37438175
She has no reason to actually believe that he can save a whole town.

>>37438185
Retardfag.

>>37438201
You are a newfag and retarded. I win.

>>37438207
Take your meds, retardfag.

>>37438228
After you finish gobbling down the bottle, I will, retarded insane newfag.

>>37438236
Imagine seething this much about being wrong because of your mental deficit. Your meds, retarded newfag.

>>37438244
Still gobbling on those pills I see. Do finish it beofre the year's over, anon.

>>37436768
What about the gacha OC characters appearing in the manga?

Keiichi's wife looks a lot like his mom.

>>37438254
Your meds, retard.

>>37438333
>>37438236

>>37438287
Kazuho was sent to prison after murdering her husband for the crime of wanting to eat bread. It caused a big scandal amongst the Kimiyoshi, which is why Satoko's husband now serves as the head of the family.
Nao is now Rena's ex-husband's new wife.
Miyuki tries to help stop the new conspiracy, but gets Tomitake'd every time.

>>37438310
K1 canonically had sex with his mom

BIG Takano

LARGE canon discussion.

HUMONGOUS shitflinging that results from canon discussion.

>>37438287
Nao and Miyuki could appear without issues, but probably won't. Kazuho is likely off since there's a whole subplot about her possibly not being Kazuho at all and her point of view being unreliable.

BIG Inori. There I said it.

>>37438310

Rena my wife COPE

BIG Erika annihilating me with a fly swatter (she hates me)

>>37438841
Why not have her tape you to her doorknob?

>>37438871
Feeling unbearable pain all over my body everytime Erika opens the door (im on the brink of death)

>>37437744
That's actually perfect for me since I hate shipperfaggotry.

Where can I read the new chapter?

>>37439083
Do you mean the new manga? The new Meguri chapter isn't out yet. Also, these are just raws.

Oniokoshi chapter 0
https://cubari.moe/read/imgur/euXdwgV/1/1/

chapter 1
https://cubari.moe/read/imgur/2FJdx10/1/1/

Hoshiwatashi chapter 1
https://cubari.moe/read/imgur/dBanWzT/1/1/

>>37439098
ty

>>37439098
Editors: This franchise — the fragmenting is intensifying to the point where we may not be able to contain it.
R07: Why contain it? Let the manga spill over into the internet and the magazines. Let the fans burst into treats. In the end, they'll beg us to write Phase 2.

>>37439098
that felt like watching an episode of gou and then watching sotsu

Kururu looks like the type of girl who can only orgasm if she's killing peopl

>>37439207
Yeah, it's kind of bizarre how close the chapters are. Hopefully things will split completely once the talk about Hinamizawa's enemy starts at the end of Hoshiwatashi rather than continuing with "slight differences".

>>37439195
>burst into treats
nostalgia

I want to fuck Takano's granddaughter
I want to cum inside her and make her a housewife
I hate the barrier between 2d and 3d that prevents us from interacting
I want to fuck her and I don't even remember her name

the point has been always this: no such concept as canon so everything is valid

What's derpy-eyes' endgame?

>>37439331
Sex with me.

>>37439331
Killing her mom

>>37439331
extract cum forcefully even when there is none left

She looks like she could grow to a massive size

>>37439331
becoming a giantess

>>37439328
It's kind of interesting that the only plot point that really was kept from Gou/Sotsu was the loop really breaking Rika and her not staying in Hinamizawa.

So, she either goes full witch or leads an empty life afterwards. Great job, Hanyuu.

Wait a second. Where the FUCK is Hanyuu? Did Rikachrist even mention her?

>>37439379
She will appear in the end to resolve everything again

>>37439379
She disappeared afterwards to let Rika live a normal life and such. Although in this version she left her with three jewels that would allow 3 final emergency loops.

>>37439410
And the bracelet? Made from the Onigari no Ryou.

>>37439474
Nah, it's described as the "greatest treasure of the Furude family" just like the Onigari, but it doesn't actually seem related at all. It's just a convenient plot device for this story.

>>37439410
>>37439488
Isn't this the thing Rika used in Rei to talk to Hanyuu?

>>37439410
Sure is convenient that Rika wears those beads at all times, and also that Saikoroshi and Rika realizing that it's better to accept your death and whatever happens instead of relying on something as soul-crushing as looping didn't happen in this timeline, and instead Rika and Hanyuu agreed that looping was totally rad and she should inflict it on her friend's son.

>>37439488
I was joking, anon.
>nah
Hey, I recognise your posting style and autism.

>>37439503
>>37439488
>>37439410
This manga has nothing to do with Higurashi, I guess some of the characters look similar but that's it. Treating it an an entirely unrelated original story is the only way to preserve your sanity.

Hanyuu is evil.

>>37439522
I want to fuck her tits.

>>37439522
hanyuu is only a paizuri tool

>>37439522
Hanyuu is one of the most destructive characters I've ever witnessed in fiction.

Hello again /07/th of 2021. I've two quick questions.
1) Did /a/ leave yet?
2) Where can I read the new Higurashi manga?

I... kinda dropped everything when Satoko Syndrome overtook my entire life. I think I'm okay. For now.

Fucknyuu

>>37439522
Hanyuu is too dumb and lewd to be evil.

>>37439562
Raws are out. Scroll up.

>>37439562
No, I am still here, so you might want to leave again.

Kihiro crossdressing when?

>>37439575
Hey, no need to try to play me out.
I promise I'm back to normal state. Loveless and dead inside.

>>37439633
Imagine this glaring at your penis

>>37439633
Ah, nice.

>>37439501
It was just a perfect crystal sphere. So, it's similar, but it's also just a generic shape.

Satoko remarried. This means K1 is the father.
My absolute last cope.

And why not BIG K1?

>>37439694
Because I'm not gay. You are a fujo and you will never ever be able to corrupt me.

>>37439709
Ok, you are not gay, but maybe you're bi? BIG is above gender, anyway.

>>37438337
Retard.

>>37439522
Hanyuu is cute

>>37439723
I know you are.

>>37439714
>not denying it
You aren't actually a fujo, right?! I took a wild guess. And I'm not into men at all. Therefore I'm STRAIGHT.

>>37439732
No, I am not a fujo, but I like women and twinks, so you can call me a faggot, I guess.

>>37439731
>no u
Underage retard.

>>37439732
>>>/b/attler+is+a+flaming+homosexual

>>37439748
Who are you quoting?

Oh so 巡 is Meguri, not Jun.

https://strawpoll.com/6hyh6xr98

>>37439760
Yeah, everyone was initially confused since that's not really the kanji's usual pronunciation by itself.

>>37439782
Oh, sup mossad

Cornelia has zero votes

>>37434466
>>37435243
I want to make Nanjo's mustache smell like my uncut wang

>>37439822
I voted with my heart

>>37430631
This creature is 50% acceptable.

>>37439519
>Treating it an an entirely unrelated original story is the only way to preserve your sanity.
I think I'm just going to deal with Mei and its weird changes, in that I just accept the retcons and plot inconsistencies as they come.

>>37430631
Breasts are criminally small

>>37435156
>>37435131
Alright, I found most of the stuff. I'm struggling to find the source for https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TRF5vvM3MZU and https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=U8_YBSIbXR0 though. Where do I find the "lost tracks"? Was hoping to find FLACs for them

>>37440024
royalty free music

>>37440203
lmao

Which WTC should I cum inside?

>>37440219
K1

>>37440219
K2

>>37440219
riker

>>37437646
proofs?

>>37440275
This isn't a court.

>>37440219
my game is glitched out so either of these two

Consider the following: Rika but with large breasts
Thoughts?

>>37440318
Nice, but what if BIG Rika with large breasts

>>37440327
She could crush you with her breasts. Too dangerous. Big Rikachama needs to be flat.

Depressed nip shipper posting hours

>>37440335
But then she will just crush me with her feet

>>37439782
Not clicking on your gayass globohomo propaganda but I'm loving the new manga so far.

>>37440318
No.
Don't you fucking dare poison anyone's mind with that heresy.

>>37440318
too bad she's permanently dead now

Don't make a new thread too early again.

Consider the following: Lilja but with large breasts
Thoughts?

>>37440488
Haha now I bet that 4 threads are going to be made very early in order to be the most epic trolls!

>>37440488
How long until we have two threads on page one?

>>37440488
Don't do it again.

>>37440497
What even is Lilja's cup size? Even relative to other storks? Someone post that Ciconia boob ranking.

>>37440549
She's flat as a board.

>>37440555

It's okay, Lilja. In VR you can make them bigger.

Just realized that Jayden can have cybersex with Meow while he's in the same room as Miyao and he won't even know.
That is pretty hot.

It's ok Lilja san, phase 2 will give everyone bigger boobs.

>>37440555
Perfect.

Ciconia is so fucking boring but I'm contractually forced to discuss it because it's related to Umineko. Pure agony. I want to fuck Koshka btw

RIKA-CHAMAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

>>37440652
Fate/Stay Night might be more your speed.

Kara no Kyoukai>>>>WTC

Tell me a joke. A funny one. Make me laugh.

>>37430631
Wait, I've seen this exact face in a mesugaki doujinshi. Just missing the condom between her fingers. Anyone know the one I'm talking about?

>>37441033
Ciconia Phase 3

>>37441033
Umineko is a romance.

>>37441033
Ok, ok, here's a good one. A bigly good one. Maybe the best one.
So.
Rika and Satoko walk into a bar... and then they fucking kill each other!!!1 lmao!! xD
Inspired by the genius screenplay of Kagurashi-hen.

>>37431541
little cunt

I wish I had a sister.

>>37441033
How many BTs does it take to make a good WTC entry?

I will not give in even if Sakiko rubs her ass all over my cock.

I wish I had a BIG Maria sister.

>>37441279
Would that make you BIG Anon?

BIG Sakiko-sama, please don't shove me up your vagina. I beg of you.

>>37441288
No, all the BIG genes went to Maria.

>>37441328
Okay, so you're Liquid Anon then.

>>37441354
BIG Maria turning my body into a liquid under her foot

Tiny me > BIG girl

I will not elaborate

>>37441221
Are you sure? That seems like a bad idea.

>>37441374
If tiny you, then all girls BIG

>>37441431
tiny me experimented by the most evil of all Takanos

>>37441431
You summed up my opinion on the matter beautifully. Thank you.

Size does NOT matter!

>>37441491
I agree. I want to step on Lambdadelta but also want her to step on me. All size variations are good.

>>37441481
My pinions are beautiful because I like Takano very much

>>37441511
Do you enjoy being a giant?

>>37441542
Yes.

I decided to finally bite the bullet and read Confession of the Golden Witch. And holy shit Sayo is ruined for me now. Her motivation is literally "I can't fuck my cousins so I'll kill 'em all". None of that multy-personality conflict that was hinted at in EP7. Just a mad incel who wants to induce suffering on people who are genuinely nice to her. She's not even delusional, just an egocentric attention whore. Her only delusion was that Battler actually cares for her.

Between Sakiko and Kururu, who do you prefer? You have to choose.

>>37441583
Sakiwho? Kuruwho? Are these from some kind of Higurashi timeskip fanfiction?

>>37441555
I enjoy being a tiny.

At least can we all agree that slow gradual shrink/growth is better than instant? I don't want Bern to instantly be 100 times my size. It has to take time so I can appreciate all of the different stages.

>>37441542
add me

>>37441583
Didn't read but Kururu's name sound funnier so her
>>37441687
Sorry anon. I prefer unaware scenarios

>>37441739
It's not nice to point at mentally disabled people, Rosatrice.

>>37441687
I want to already be small, or instantly lose size, or for her to already be big.

Kururu is Rena's bastard child from an affair. Don't ask how I know.

>>37441810
How do you know?

>>37441784
Boring

>>37441827
Slow shrinking/growth is boring.

>>37441823
Anon please, I told you to not ask. I can't publicly tell anyone that I'm the father.

>>37441834
For you.

>>37441827
>>37441834
Shut up and kiss you two

>>37438431
wut?

>>37441849
It's obvious if you try to read between the lines, anon.

>>37441841
Yes, that's true.
>>37441846
Ok, whenever anon's ready.

New thread up >>37441920

>>37441950
Stop it. That cancerous faggot isn't even here anymore.

>>37441967
I don't care. It doesn't matter if a thread is made early, we can still use this one and switch over to the new one once this thread is deaf

>>37441985
You're risking jannies nuking the new thread.

>>37441992
It's fine I'll just make a new one if that happens

>>37441998
Stop being an obnoxious anarchist.

I had a dream where I kicked Bernkastel

>>37442006
If morons were smart enough to take sound advice, they wouldn't be morons in the first place.

>>37442006
I'm not doing anything wrong, there's no rule saying I can't make a thread early

I had a dream where all the anons that said that they had a dream died under BIG Beatrice's big toe

>>37442018
The only reason to make a thread early is because there was a troll messing with the OP. This board isn't fast enough to justify it otherwise. It's just poor etiquette because it knocks other generals off faster.

>>37442016
Telling someone not to make a thread early isn't sound advice, it's just someone who thinks they can control these threads

>>37442027
Yeah, I was there

Wait did no one else get Battler=culprit right?
It seems so obvious to me. In the end, Battler miraculously survives the massacre and leaves the island alone with a goldbar on a boat (where did he get those from?), but then the gold bar magically disappears and Beatrice (aka the GOLDen witch (aka the gold)) somehow falls off the boat into the ocean. In his manic greed Battler jumps into the sea to rescue the "gold"en witch but nearly drowns in the process.

>>37442038
It's sound advice, because if the board has a lot of 07 expansion generals, other threads will get bumped off, which would make the board hate these threads, which would cause these threads to be spammed in retaliation, which would make these threads even worse.
Which is probably what you want, anyway.

>>37442029
I don't care about someone changing the op, and I don't care if it's some sort of poor etiquette. If I want to make a thread early I will and there's no rule saying I can't

>>37442058
Go back to the big boards if you want to take this hyper-combative attitude.

>>37442055
Making one thread early isn't going to make all of /jp/ hate us. Stop being dramatic

I really want to suck on a witch futa cock right now

>>37442058
There's a rule against spam, and three exact same OPs are spam.

>>37442069
No, but it certainly doesn't help.
Accusing me of being dramatic while you posted this >>37442038 is gay. Nobody "wants to control these threads".

>>37442067
I'm not the one getting an attitude because someone made a thread early. Who cares if it was made early, it's not the end of the world. Threads are just going to get made early and that's something you have to accept

>>37442069
We had 3 fucking threads up at the same time. /jp/ is a slow board, why the fuck would less than 70 posters need that many? Stop shitposting and try to be considerate

>>37442081
No, you immigrant, you will not enforce your culture here, you are the one that will adapt.

Instead of bickering over unimportant things, please take a moment to enjoy this.

>>37442076
Making a thread early isn't "spam" anon. Just because you don't like seeing threads get created before the last thread is dead doesn't mean you can whine about it.

>>37442081
There are three threads up right now. That is spam.

>>37442080
That's what it sounds like when people complain about a non-issue like making a thread early. Who honestly cares? It's just a fucking thread.

>>37442098
There's nothing to argue about, we're ignoring that thread and once it's time to make the new one we do and then migrate to it

One sperg leaves and another emerges, such is the cycle of life

>>37442126
>leaves

>>37442124
Oh, a new ip arguing in favour of a retarded position, who would have thought?

>>37442091
We are a fast moving thread at certain times of the day. It's completely fine to make a thread early

>>37442138
The board is slow, not the thread. There are currently three threads up and we only need one to post in.

>>37442094
Not making a new thread early isn't "culture". Why are you being so dramatic about this? It's just a fucking thread

>>37442148
>>37442055
Be considerate of other threads.

>>37442105
No it isn't. The last two threads hit bum limit

>>37442136
Yeah well a new IP posted that early thread too
So fuck off

>>37442126
I'm nowhere near as bad as that retard

>>37442164
You're being deliberately obtuse. You can post in a thread at bump limit until it falls off the catalogue, which is better for other threads.

>>37442168
Why are you acting like a retarded contratian teenager? Just have some fucking manners, anon.
>>37442171
You are just as retarded and something tells me underage, too.

>>37442164
You are the bum limit.
Shut up you bum.
There are too many threads. Troll shit designed to try and kill the general. Sperg clones burn in hell.

>>37442164
Bump limit doesn't mean you can't post in that thread anymore. In /jp/ a thread won't die in 8-10 hours even after hitting the bump limit.

>>37442136
Thank you. I'm glad to see some anons not being melodramatic about this situation.

>>37442188
I'm going to throw a very melodramatic punch right up your vagina, anon.

>>37442147
There's no rule saying that. We have just as much right as any other thread in this board to make a thread early

>>37442188
Are you 12? People are telling you why we don't need it yet you still keep arguing like a fucking child

>>37442198
Three concurrent thread are spam, as you have been told by multiple anons.

>>37442192
This was the only funny post in this failed comedians general.

>>37442153
The other threads can make their threads early if they want to too. It's not that deep

>>37442198
Other threads in this board don't make early threads
The mere fact that you're referring to it as an "early thread" means you're aware of the fact that it was made ahead of time

Does autism cause metaposting?
Or does metaposting cause autism?

>>37442214
Thing is, that nobody wants to do that besides you.
Hang yourself you false-flagging trolling retard.

>>37442214
Well that settles it then, one anon wants to start making early threads for this general so all the other ones on the board should too
And then the catalog is 95% hololive general threads

>>37442173
Yeah but it discourages anons from posting since they feel as if the thread is going to die very soon

>>37442233
Just like how that anon wants to! Based and epic!

>>37442175
Don't compare me to that fucking loser anon. He was so much worse then I could ever be.

>>37442244
than*, my mexican friend. Than*.

>>37442177
This is not "troll shit" I'm just making a fucking thread early. The nannies aren't going to fucking start banning these threads on sight just because I made a thread early for fuck sake, and don't call me a clone of a obvious malice poster

>>37442236
You're obviously new. These threads regularly reach many hundreds of posts above bump limit.

>>37442255
Hang yourself you false-flagging trolling retard.

>>37442185
Okay but that still doesn't mean I can't make a thread once we hit bump limit.

Bump limit is 300 posts.
We regularly reach 500-600 posts.
It's not that fucking deep

>>37442255
We don’t need three threads at the same time. This should be obvious.

>>37442255
It is troll behaviour and redundant spam threads do get deleted.

>>37442272
All repleis to that mexican retard should be "Hang yourself you false-flagging trolling retard.", since it's rather obvious he's trolling.

>>37442200
Only three posters out of a general of 70 posters per thread. The truth is nobody really cares if a thread is made early only a few special autists

>>37442270
It does you imbecil. That means the "old" thread will stay there and take up space for 10 hours. Even vtubers had the common courtesy to stick to one general at a time. Stop being so stubborn, this is how things work around here.

It's not even a special/novelty thread, dude just reposted a boring pic and used the same text for the OP as this one
Holy fucking autism

>>37442206
No it isn't, just because you keep on saying something it won't become true.

>>37442298
Hang yourself you false-flagging trolling retard

>>37442215
An early thread means before the old one dies. There's nothing wrong with making a thread before it dies anon.

>>37442298
You're obviously falseflagging at this point as it wasn't more than a couple weeks ago that spam OP threads were being deleted thanks to the sp**g trying to change the OP. You're pretending not to understand this.

>>37442226
No, I'm not the only one who has made threads early.

>>37442326
Hang yourself you false-flagging trolling retard

>>37442233
Stop being so dramatic. Jesus Christ it's not the end of the world because someone made a thread early

>>37442337
Hang yourself you false-flagging trolling retard

>>37442251
Ok grammar nazi

>>37442347
Why are you being dramatic over people correcting you, mexican who fails his english class?

>>37442260
Still it doesn't matter that someone made a new thread early.

>>37442267
Not everything is some sort of false flag retard

>>37442367
Ok, but this one clearly is, false-flagging retard who needs to hang himself.

>>37442272
Okay? How does it make it wrong for someone to make a new thread early?

>>37442367
If not then you are either a newfag or underage. Poeple told you so many times why it's not needed and damages the community.
Your early thread is 45 minutes old yet only has 3 posts. That should tell you something

>>37442275
We're last the bump limit. This thread is dying. Who. Fucking. Cares. It's just a thread made before the last thread dies

I'm bored. Tell me what to draw. But only if it involves the new characters.
I didn't really get to draw them last time except for my own post so I feel kind of bad.

I say it's gone in the next 5 minutes.
What's your bet?

>>37442388
People care and that's why they're telling you to fuck off and kill yourself
Kindly fuck off and kill yourself

>>37442280
No it isn't. Wanti g to make sure good discussion gets saved for the next thread is not troll behavior

>>37442378
>>37442358
>>37442388
Hang yourself you false-flagging trolling retard
>>37442384
Stop replying to them in a genuine way.

I wish BIG Maria was here. She'd know what to do

>>37442394
You just drew it.
Please draw looper Koutarou being haunted by Hanyuu next.

>>37442281
How am I falseflagging? It makes no fucking sense

>>37442419
Hang yourself you false-flagging trolling illiterate retard

>>37442394
Sakiko and Kururu exchanging saliva.

Best to stop arguing with this spam thread creating fucker. If he wasn’t trolling he would have shut up by now, report and move on. Don’t respond to him.