/jp/ - Otaku Culture

>awoooo!

>>37509553
haku-sensei got wide.

>>37509553
Fellas what does "bung-bung" mean in orcish? trying to communicate with the girl I met in this cave here.

>>37509553
haku sensei why are you teaching english in english

>>37509582
That's a standard practice, I think. I had all my language courses in the language taught from the get go.

>>37509574
thanksgiving, thats why
>>37509553
can she teach me how to please monsters for money?

>>37509582
That's how English is taught in Japan and China, full immersion.

>>37509582
Have you never taken a foreign language class anon?

>>37493069
Mojo kind of fits it

>>37509643
i have, and they started teaching it in english then slowly started using the actual language we were learning

>>37509553
Pero, yo se ingles!

>>37509638
>can she teach me how to please monsters for money?
I believe another Haku teacher has those classes.

>>37509643
I tried taking a Japanese course in uni but for some reason I slipped into a different timeline where I was taking macroecomics instead

>>37509698
Damn, I must have gone to the wrong class, is it two doors down?

>>37509553

>>37509582
It's very common to do so in most places.

How do you guys feel about flayers making other monster girls their thralls, as well as a human male?

>>37509638
haku-sensei sure eats a lot.

>>37509698
No worries, I found a monster willing to teach me, Ms. Notabicorn

>>37509715
No it is three doors down

>>37509553
>>37509698
Haku-sensei lets some weird people into her classroom...

>>37509766
Hot.
>mindflayer is the harem's master, lovingly directing anon to fuck the other girls
>everyone but her has their minds clouded and fuzzy, locked in a comfortable fever-dream state of hazy horniness
>anon barely even notices the time he spends as a man versus the time he spends as a squid
>he just fucks whoever flayer-chan feels like he should fuck at a given time

>>37509777
three doors down? the one with all the lights turned off and the dress code is not to have clothes on?

>>37509825
that wock flunked that class so many times, my father knew her as a student, my grandfather knew her, even my great- great-great grandfather knew her. BUt I AM GOING TO BE THE FIRST TO ASK HER OUT

Aaaaah, I'm a bad otouto who wants to cumflate his onee-chan!

>>37509579
Congratulations anon, you're a future father.

>Be prince anon
>4th in line for the crown
>Reach the age of marriage
>Dad betroths me to the princess of the spider kingdom for that sweet, sweet silk trade
>Princess is an ushi-oni only half my age
>Incredibly small, barely up to my chest
>And surprisingly light too, I can easily carry her around
>Cute as well, she flusters and blushes easily
>I sometimes just sneak up behind her to for a surprise princess carry
>Queen spider is eager to get the wedding along and sign those trade agreements, as is my dad
>Still can’t escape the fact she’ll become much bigger and stronger than me before soon
>And if the many broken beds and healing potions strewn about my in-law’s room is it won’t be long before I join that fate
How do I establish dominance over my betrothed before she becomes too big and smug for me to top her in the bed room?

>>37510026
>Reach the age of marriage
>only half my age
Anon???

>>37509997
Come on anon, you can do so much better than a fat hag

>>37510026
You have to molest and humiliate her often so the power imbalance becomes a sexual one rather than a physical one.

>>37510071
Thats why it turns me on so damn much

What would various touhous be as MGE monsters? Be creative now

>>37510094
Ran would be an Inari
Aya would be a Crow Tengu

>>37510094
>Be creative now
Can you teach me how to be creative?

>>37510057
Monsters age faster dontcha know

>>37510094
reimu would be a demon
marisa would be a shroom dark mage
alice would be a living doll dark mage

>>37510026
Didn't Hellhounds in the Summer have guides for asserting dominance over little rapists?

>>37510131
>alice would be a living doll dark mage
Nope

Ogres need love too.

>>37510094
Sanae

Reminder that two momsters means two future wives eagerly waiting for the day you first pop a boner.

>>37509553

>finding the biggest, meanest, most aggressive monster in the lands
>becoming her faithful little househusband and make her happy
>giving her lots of love
>getting her breakfast in bed every morning
>giving her as many children as she wants
good lord I want to spoil a big woman

>>37510152
then what would she be? a dark mage with puppets?

>>37510302
Who's the artist? I feel like I recognize it from somewhere

>>37510339
https://ourobooru.booru.org/index.php?page=post&s=list&tags=artist:wilco

>>37510272
>tfw ywn wake up to getting smothered in their tits
>ywn leave your house covered in their lipstick
>ywn get sex-ed and be taught how to please womenreally them

Druella-sama looks so cute and sexy here.
KC seems to have plans for her so hopefully there will be more of her directly in some World Guide or a Side Story. WGS2 was nice and I really loved the knights but we didn't get all that much of her directly.
There is that Fallen Brides story but that isn't even translated and it's not canon anyway.
Speaking of which. Picrel is nice but both Dru and the profile lilim really could use a updated full-color, full-body art for their profiles.

Remember, if you make it to a spooky town that asks you for help slaying the evil vampire in the nearby castle, they are secretly in on it and trying to get their ruler married. She is not oppressing them in any way as the town disguises themselves to look that way when adventurers come by

Druella-sama looks so cute and sexy here.
KC seems to have plans for her so hopefully there will be more of her directly in some World Guide or a Side Story. WGS2 was nice and I really loved the knights but we didn't get all that much of her directly.
There is that Fallen Brides story but that isn't even translated and it's not canon anyway.
Speaking of which. Picrel is nice but both Dru and the profile lilim really could use a updated full-color, full-body art for their profiles.

>>37510525
I will marry that old hag even if she boobied trapped her castle, Its what I was made for, old hags

>>37510542
Red eyes, black sclera, and a smug smile are my one true weakness

>>37510542
Druella's hair somehow excites me more than a kejourou's. Is this the power of a lilim? I wanna bury my head in it until my mind melts.

pet the fox

So with how the setting is like very good ending affirming lewd vibes, does that mean that no human has ever killed a monster since new dl came to power, not mean this in edgy way just thinking that like no veteran paladin/hero/soldier anything would probably have any real experience or is this a misunderstanding?

>>37510733
Pett

Does demon silver do any good as armor?

>>37510776
i guess it blocked demon silver

>>37510762
It can happen as undeath and afterlives are very much a thing, without even getting into complete deus ex’s from gods directly acting, or reincarnation.

Snowbus

>>37510733
This is some of that fox trickery I have been warned about, isn't it?

Need Samurai Kitsune

https://archiveofourown.org/works/35412091

Dark elf thing! Pretty smutty, but not entirely so. It has standard dark elf stuff at the start so be warned, though I don't think it's anything too hardcore. Hope you guys like it.

>>37510842
Impossible kitsune never do anything interesting ever

>>37510817
no, just cute fox

<< Target locked, loading Demon Energy Rounds complete. Neutralize high value target Anon and bring him to the Royal Makai. >>

>>37510850
poor casey, man
i dont like this kind of femdom, and this definitely wasnt for me but it was still a good read. very well written, good job dude

>>37511045
praying the CWIS is loaded...

>>37510850
Now this looks like it's gonna be good.

>>37511045
Anon will pelvic thrust as a defensive
Maneuver.

>>37509553

So do lizardgirls and salamanders get really into sport? Like really, really into sports?

How many people lurk here? my raiju story has like 500 hits and I dont know how else anyone would find the stort

>>37511118
Post link then raiju fag

>>37511093
sir the ship is not designed for such a maneuver

>>37509698
I had Miss Hatter for that one.

>>37510850
nice read, i liked the freakout the dark elf had.

>>37511127
I posted it last thread, but here it is again.
https://archiveofourown.org/works/35377255
not my best work (although its my only work on AO3)

>>37511137
I agree, that was the part I like best. Despite not liking her, it as cute

>>37511136
was it hard? Do I have to study for tests?

>>37511118
>>37511171
>I dont know how else anyone would find the stort
People browsing for MGE stories on AO3 itself and it's listed on anubis.moe, which is used elsewhere too.

>>37511207
She's pretty unconventional, we had tests occasionally but she was more focused on hands-on experience. Lots of labs and field trips.

>>37511094
What are lilims good for? They are just op succs

>>37511218
call me a newfag, but id never even heard of this before. seeing myself in the top 3 feels good even if its because i uploaded a whole one stories

Gonna read rata-chan's love letter to me in front of the whole class then accept her love whole heartedly

>>37509553
Have you successfully nutted on every single day of Nonstop Nut November? If so, then congratulations! Miss Rata has a nice little present she'd love to give you.
What do you think is in it?

Dark Knight-chan is so cool! I wanna see her become the strongest hero!

>>37511356
Is she Motivated?

Marry horse

>>37511369
Of course! She is a proud knight and a devoted servant of Druella, she has to be strong to make her vision come true and save those foolish humans and protect her fellow monsters.

>>37511369
>capitalised Motivation
she'll show no foolishness

>>37511231
>tfw ywn go on a field trip with the best teacher to eat monster pussy
>ywn go to the great hagtown for some "instense" extracurricular activities with many old hags
>ywn have a lab on how to sus out where the client felt it the most and how to expolit
>ywn get a class in how to be the perfect switch

>>37510057
Middle ages were different bro

>>37511374
Are pointy horses acceptable?

>>37510272
>two MILFy momsters living together in a Boston marriage
>one day they learn about a human boy orphanage nearby
>both decide to try and adopt one, for purely humanitarian reasons

>>37511551
I'd her horns.

>>37511097
Yes

>>37511559
>purely humanitarian reason
hmmm....

>>37511609
It starts noble
But
You know
Things change

>>37511623
all it takes is one stiffy and a question about the birds and the bees...

>>37510776
There was a thing either in the guids or KC's notes saying that it has defensive effects that allow succubi get away with JRPG bikini armor

>>37510272
I feel a NEED to breed those elves.

>>37511623
and lets not forget that those rich monsters will have maids

>>37510733
What Musick dies that fox listeen to?

>>37511659
someone oded on mofu

do you have what it takes to earn the Kiki Tzarina's favour?

>>37511666
Checked
I don't know Satan-chan, but I'll give it my all!

>>37511666
finally put the shog rebels down

>>37511666
I will reclaim the rebellious desert kingdom in her name!

>>37511680
>>37511684
>proceeds to get most of his forces mana bombed

>>37511666
Time to do my best Rasputin impression

>>37511691
then I have no choice but to take my remaining forces and push to the rebel capital, victory or death, In Her Name!

Wight's must give mind-blowing scalp massages.

>>37511719
just don't let this forsaken land corrupt you my duke

>>37510733
I will not pet the fox

I'd let a kikimora piss on my face. Same goes for a demon, holst, mino, or even a dormouse!

>>37511666
break in and put her in a maid outift

>>37510026
Can I marry a loli princess that stays cute and elegant even after she grows up instead?

>>37511732
>Duke anon continues with his conquest
>he pushes ever further to his goal
>but as he continues this land, its people, their ways start to get to him
>the choices he has had to make, the people he has associated with, the battles he has fought
>would the man he was only a few months ago made the same choices?
>would he be proud of the things he has done?
>and finally once his crusade is complete and anon looks upon all he has won he can only wonder
>will the his Tzarina even recognise the man that stands before her?

>>37511790
the desert takes all, one way or another

While the idea of a harem sounds nice,i dread thinking about showing favoritism or not giving one of them enough attention compared to the others,if one monster girl is already too much for a man then more would be impossible

If the reverse happens and anon gets used as as breeding stock then you have the issue of the girls fighting each other and who gets to use you and that would just make me sad

>>37511824
embrace chimera

>>37511824
>showing favoritism or not giving one of them enough attention compared to the others
Exactly why I personally wouldn't want a harem, one wife only.

>>37511824
>that blue haired one wearing a sling on her head for no reason at all

>>37511849
soft kot

What makes jinkos so marryable?

>>37511872
>s big
>s kot
>s big paw

>>37511872
They're just such good wives.

>>37511872
Strong, yet feminine

>>37511824
This is why I strongly prefer monogamy.
Bigamy seems workable though.

>>37511824
Ye punny, stupid snakes with ye punny snake bodies. Damn ye snakes.

How do you properly thank your kiki for taking care of you and the house?

>>37511998
>warrior anon last words before snake uses bullshit magic to neutralize him

I wonder...
Did Druella literally ask the Fallen God for help before the invasion of Lescatie?
It seems very unlikely to me that Sasha's corruption was a pure coincidence.

>>37511236
Seems to me like you answered your own question.

>>37511824
There's no way to make a harem equal.
Anyone that wants a harem can't go into it with the ideal of equality if they don't want a chaotic and painful experience.

>>37510333
>then what would she be?
a Nyalice

>>37512011
Whisper on her ear that they need mini-maids

>>37512075
a hundred?! that's terribly irresponsible, the children would never get the sort of care and attention they would need

>>37511824
the ideal solution is
>you aren't the 'lead', the Queen is
>She pretty much owns you
>All other ladies are subordinate to you, but more significantly, her
>She handles all issues of 'hierarchy'

>>37512037
0/10 could take your eyes out with that thing

>>37512089
They can raise eachother.
Plus, do you think I made this many grandchildren just to keep them all to myself?

>>37512107
got to give it at least a 1 for the sheer amount of hearts they crammed into it

Pregnant monsters woo vacation

>>37512143

>>37512143
i salute you, fren

>>37510525
remember having a vampire party member means you get to pick their equipment

>>37512163
>"M-mortal, this outfit barely keeps me modest"
>but the stats though
>"I do not know of these "stats" you speak of, but I will not become some common harlot that-"
>you can drink my blood?
>"Y-you cannot t-tempt me to..."
>you can ALWAYS drink my blood?
>"..."
I love dressing up my traveling companions

>>37510850
Well it breaks a bunch of rules for MGE dark elves and for how mamono realm silver works, but it's certainly still a well written dark elf story in general.

>>37512203
]they can also dress YOU as well

>>37512163
>>37512203
Would dress a party of lolis in the skimpiest armor and clothes, obviously since they're low level they need the stats.

>>37512229
>they try to dress you
>thank them for giving you a speed boost with the speedo+hat set
dex build wins again boys

>>37511824
The ideal harem is one where everyone finds the fulfillment and time they personally want. even if the result is that they don't all get perfectly equal attention.

And in more magical settings there is always the option of temporarily copying yourself to spread your attention out more. Sure in the MGE the more copies you make the more your mental faculties are reduced. but making just one extra you could be useful for things other than sex.

>>37512249
I would do the same but for monsters with a thicc venus body type, it also makes easy access for healing

<< Don't you see Oni-chan? Salvation!!! A powerful gear, powerful gun, powerful demon energy ammunition! Add to that lots of no-good Onee-sans and a precise aim! Then lolification all over it, and the formula is complete!!! >>

>>37512336
Someone's automaton has gone a bit nutty I see.

>>37512336
>little does she know the reagents in the round have the changed and the barrel blocked

>>37512336
>I told you that fox was asking for directions, not hitting on me

>>37510850
how's she pronounced? ess-ah-chee?

>>37512275
>get dressed by my party
>slut in monster
why are they so mean?

Little known fact, Hakus have militaristic orders whose duties consist of finding and protecting forbidden knowledge.

>>37512461
but what if their husbands ask what the knowledge is?

>>37512461
Jokes on them I already stole Haku-sensei's diary good luck getting it back

>>37512478
They cannot tell him what it is, thats the point of it being forbidden.

>>37512481
Not that sort of knowledge, that's just sensitive knowledge.

>>37512461
i know where I am breaking in, I must know what I am forbidden to know, also, bet would make their lives a whole lot fun

>>37512510
Depends on how you try to break in, they may find it amusing at least.

>>37512424
thats ok, you can dress like a slut together
>demon lord is awaiting the adventure party that dare challenge her
>door opens and demon lord begins her evil speech
>evil speech dies in her throat as a party of skimply dressed "heroes" walking in
>they all look super embarrassed but try to act like nothing is amiss
>their stuttering speech is ignored as the demon lord is worried about the integrity of the holst mage's string bikini armor

>>37512497
>They cannot tell him
but what if they said please?

>>37512531
I'd probably dig into the guard room on purpose to talk with them, do a naked helicopter outside, or try to mail myself to them

>>37512531
never do anything by halves, full aerial strike group

>>37512575
>air pirate anon REALLY wants to know the secret gumbo recipe

>>37509553
Touch fluffy tail.

>>37512556
The magic word does not simply get one access to forbidden knowledge, he'd have to join their order and get the correct rank.

>>37512571
Well, they may find it novel if anything.

>>37512575
Well, time to see what happens when sword mages fight aircraft I guess.

>>37512610
I want to make their life a little more fun, how about I become the resident clown of funni and sex

>>37512610
>join their order and get the correct rank
won't the husband get any "husband bonuses"? how about saying please with puppy dog eyes?

>>37512634
Husband bonuses are free weekly potions and scrolls.
Not access to the name of an elder demon.

>>37512630
>Do not approach clown.

>>37512618
how do i get a dragon off my bed? i want to sleep and shes just sitting there

I would need bisexual wives for a harem to be smoothly so they can love on each other even if im not around.

>>37512649
>name of an elder demon
gonna just guess until I'm right
how about sally? that sounds elder demon-y

>>37512351
>>37512353
>>37512365
>>37512336
>"The damn Oujou-sama ruined it... Don't you see!? She walked all over it with her dirty high heels! Over the crisp, white sheets of my bed that I had just made!"

>>37512692
>Anon, what makes you think that an elder demon from a realm unkowable is going to have a true name that is in English?
>"is it debby"?
>.....No

>>37512531
mana bomb loaded cruise missile

>>37512704
deborah is a good demon name if you say it with 3 syllables.

>>37512649
i just wanna make the guards happy as thier clown, and maybe learn the names of elder monsters to bed them

>>37511824
the reverse sounds nice but also yeah very guilt inducing, even if you literally have no choice in the matter

>>37512704
please don't make fun of elder demon debby, just because her human dad named her doesn't mean she isn't an all powerful demon

Winter is coming.

>>37512757
it a cute name
>>37512761
NO,PLS. SUMMER MAMA COME BACK

>>37512757
Look, there needs to be at LEAST a more complex middle and last name to prevent folks from having power over her.

>>37512575
"thermal signature detected"

>>37512761
But it's already here

>>37512461
What if I ask to be taught?

>>37512772
see that's the beauty of it, it is such a simple name that no one will figure it out. I mean, would you expect a super powerful demon to have a cute name like Debbie?

Mindflayers are extremely dangerous to human men. If you see one, don't try to interact with her or listen to her, just run.

>>37512835
but she makes me feel goooodftoegaijfCJLAX

>>37512835
Jokes on her, she can't flay me if I am already thinking of her

>>37512835
purple titties though

>>37512835
Nah, that nice old mindflayer that always there when I am feeling down or lonely can't be bad at all, she just now lives in my house now

>>37512889
>always been there
are you sure about that anon ?

>>37512913
i clearly remember moving town to a new place and she was the first person that I talked to. Also was there when I was at my lowest low. Her house is so comfy, it just really feels like home.

>>37512941
>i clearly remember moving town to a new place and she was the first person that I talked to
Anon, how much time have you been exposed to that mindflayer ?

>>37512960
>>37512960
She was! She was my neighbor, I just moved in MGC, into little hagtown. Rent was real cheap, good jobs that paid good money and the place was five minutes away from my job. I hit it off with her and i would go over to hang out and talk with her. Hell, she was my only friend at the time since most of my other neighbors were neets that never left their damn houses.

>>37512651
grasp firmly by the boobies for best leverage

>>37513009
Anon, she...no, you're right, it's better that way, you're far too gone anyway.

>>37513070
I am not!! She would never molest my mind without me asking. LIttle hagtown is a real thing in MGC, just like the mofutown

>>37513093
>LIttle hagtown
>mofutown
a rape alley is just a rape alley, no matter what fancy names they try to give it

>>37513105
it's not a rape alley, it's a place of culture and cultural enrichment

>>37513105
nun alley is ok. it's got hallowed grounds and salvation and stuff. barely any rapes are reported from there

>>37513173
>nun alley
go on...

>>37513173
I trust her completely

>>37513149
>yes my fellow dudes, there is no such thing as rape alleys
>now, I hear of a totally sweet hang out spot in the manticore alley you should hit up

Can I get three cheers for consent?!

>>37509553

>>37513231
nah

>>37513194
The goal of automanuns is to ensure humanity continues.
Ergo, you must continue humanity with her.

wife in need of recharging

>>37513149
Try finding an alley in Lescatie that doesn't have at least one couple making out/having sex.
You can't.

>>37513249
you mean, cultural enrichment?

>>37513249
Didn't mean to reply to >>37513149 but what the hell

>>37513243
just plug her in then

>>37513241
What if I don't want humanity? What if I want lots of daught-omatons?

>>37513278
>>37513194
mechanical superiority

>>37513366
Koishi!

>>37513376
Humanity will continue when you can have sons.
Until then, automadaughters will do.

>>37511872
meaty paws, good for holding

>>37512284
I think there was some stuff in a tweet about how when you get used to things you can have more copies active without side effects.

>>37512411
Yeah, that was what I was thinking it would sound like.
>>37512208
Oops. Guess I need to do a little more research on some of the other parts of the setting. Thanks for the compliment though.

>>37513231
Monster girls love consent, and love how their husbands always consent... eventually.

>>37513379
marry mechanical superiority

>>37513458
If he didn't want it, he could always run away

Marry black birds instead

>>37513379
Dumb Robutt

>>37513510
i want to make a robutt gazer

>>37513510
it's all fun and games until robo-geizah shows up

>>37513510
dumb gazer is just jealous she isn't as cool as a robot

>>37513521
>>37513523
>gazer goo is replaced by oil
it checks out

I love my lich wife!

>>37512089
Good. I want to know how different kinds of issues manifest in Monster Girl minds.

>>37513560
I'm glad, anon.

>>37513456
>Guess I need to do a little more research on some of the other parts of the setting

Well other than the mamono realm silver stuff you could just review dark elves specifically. Namely that the bondage stuff dark elves do in the MGE is only meant to induce submission via pleasure. This includes the magical whips they use. Not saying MGE girls can't ever scratch or strain a man uncomfortably, but a MGE dark elf would never use pain as punishment or as a intention unless it somehow made the pleasure better. Which means the temporary mindbreak thing could still happen as in the story, though the experience would be more pleasurable (a monster gets a lot less out of sexual acts if the man is not enjoying himself, as it effects the amount and taste of his essence).

To quote KC from some years ago:

>「The encyclopedia world's hard S is completely the girl using pleasure from a proper facial expression and voice that you want to hear to bestow love and pleasure. She doesn't want her own husband to be hurt or suffer. The magic-added whip and techniques are naturally things that aren't painful and only give pleasure.

>クロスさん「図鑑世界のドＳは徹底的に愛と快楽を与えて快楽で善がる表情や声を聞きたい娘達です。自分の夫が痛いのとか、苦しいのは嫌です。魔力をまとった鞭とテクニックは当然痛みではなく快楽のみを与えるものなのです

>>37513461
Yes. Initiate marital subroutines.

>>37513560
and she loves you

If I shitpost anti-monster sentiments on 4mon, which mgs are most likely to respond by saying they're in my house and then rape me as soon as I turn around?

>>37513508
Well I'll be, if it isn't rare good quality black harpy fan art.

>>37513634
that artist certainly has a way with meat

>>37513620
the funniest one around, thats who

>>37513620
Punishing naughty boys is their thing.

>>37509553

>>37513658
I like elves

>>37513644
So not Cheshires

>>37513671
sometimes i see the appeal

You guys do know that black harpies in MGE are supposed to be ravens, right? Not crows.

Flaming hot hebi

>>37513701
i wish tailfeathers got more representation.
they cute.

>>37513716
gonna save the hebi by putting out those fires

>>37513701
Evidence? I could see raven girls being a bit bigger as in real life they are substantially larger than ravens (though the black harpy's revamped art does make her look bigger than before).

>>37513601
Shit. I guess I just saw dark elf and figured pain was involved. My bad.

>>37509553

>>37513754
dumb hair

>>37513754
She looks evil, I'm gonna ask her out!

>>37513729
Read the wikipedia page on the Common Raven, and then read the Black Harpy profile. Super similar.

>Common ravens is super intelligent
>Black harpies are the smartest of all harpy species

>Common ravens are known to steal shiny things to impress mates
>Black harpies like to steal shiny and valuable things

>Common ravens like to steal food
>Black harpies like to steal food

>Unmated common ravens will sometimes attack in groups
>Black harpies will sometimes attack men in groups

>Common ravens are often quarrelsome, but are fiercely loyal and devoted to their families
>Black harpies are aggressive towards outsiders, but are super devoted and friendly to their families

>>37513782
call me crazy but corvids are fairly similiar

>>37513614
Anon thinks lich wife is mad so he thinks maybe leaving her alone for a but would make her feel better, thinking that they processes time differently anon leaves for years “Thats the same thing as a day to undead right?”

>>37513620
Only the dumb, harmless ones. The dead serious ones will ambush you unannounced.

>>37513806
I think mistaking a black harpy as a crow, or a crow tengu as a raven, might get you pummeled to a pulp by whoever the offended party is. They're going to insist on the difference

>>37513861
if they beat you up it's a black harpy.
if they push up their glasses and try to educate you it's a crow tengu.
simple enough

>>37513620
>Gremlins find your location
>They send it to the Bogies
>You're pranked, spanked and drained on a live stream for all of 4mon to see

>>37513620
But what if the anon is married man and he just trolls in secret.

>>37513821
Would she even notice?

>>37513884
>Highly intelligent and smartest of all the harpy species
>But also aggressive enough to kick some ass when needed
And this is why black harpies are the best birds and top tier girls overall.

>>37513861
What happens if you make the same mistake with a Inari and Youko?

>>37514001
medium rape and heavy rape respectively

>we dont call it rape in my homeland, we call it being "loved agressivly"
Said the succubus to the police

>>37514023
>implying succubus is even getting arrested for rape

>>37514001
>>37514009
>Inari
Gentle chiding with passive-aggressive sexual intercourse.
>Youko
Classy bitching with sexual domination.

In both cases, she's going to be taking the lead, and you won't have any say in the matter.

>>37514031
Depends of where she is and what she was doing ash she got caught

>>37513821
It will do her some good, finish her whatever projects

I need me a Gazer gf to help with my panic attacks.
Being watched helps me calm down, or at least refocus my attention.

>tfw no portable grill wife.

>>37513379
>>37513461
Metal is perfection, after all

>>37514153
>I need me a Gazer gf to help with my panic attacks.
So you can have panic attacks together?

Why would kiki do that?

>about to get it on with wife
>these creatures pop up on your shoulders
>"sir, stop! You're thinking of doing lewd things, aren't you? No, sex is among the most pure and sacred human rituals! You must only procreate in missionary to make babies, and hold hands!"
>"cmon bro you telling me you're buying this shit? angels don't know an ass from a pussy lol, lick her armpits, full nelson her, spank her fat ass, call her a dirty slut!"

>>37514376
sorry, I only listen to my shoulder succ

>>37514363
Mastah used the wrong fork for the entrée.

>>37514376
i like when they both tell you lewd things

>>37514363
daily shog check of master

>>37514376
>do her in the butt
>yeah, do her in the butt
thanks moral guidance

>>37514416
>anon randomly gets ambushed and wrestled by his kiki screaming SHOG CHECK out of nowhere
B-but there are no shogs in this house...

>>37514469
she just suspicious of the shog next door, who already has a mastah
shog just laughs at kiki's silliness while doing her daily kiki check her mastah, involving her enveloping his body into her goo to check for stray kiki feathers

>>37514450
But you could do her gently or do her rough

>>37511276
>>37511329
As a reward, you get to nut inside the cute Rata as much as you want from now on.

>>37514469
And do you know why? Kiki works very hard making sure no shogs sneak in.

>>37514504
sneak? i'm adopting any starving/malnourished slimes i find in the wild
i mean how are you supposed to say no to that face

>>37514524
>anon keeps bringing home "slimes" cause they need help
>kiki keeps throwing them out as home wrecking shogs
>anon is sad but he always fails to hear the "tch" sound the shogs make when they are thrown out
can't adopt everything anon, you're gonna give kiki gray hairs at this rate

>>37514524
>anon's house is filled with slimes and shogs he rescued
>his kiki is foaming at the mouth in rage at her master
anon no

>Adventures take me to zipangu
>All avaliable party members are either samurai or shinobi
I swear to god they're gonna kill each other over the first magic katana to drop

>>37514598
nureonago will help kiki overcome her slime trauma

>>37514504
Because they are all scared of kiki that suplexes her mastah every day
They are also somewhat cautious of said mastah who not only survives, but thrives in such an environment

>>37514628
>haha she just likes to play around
>t. thick headed master

>>37514598
That's how you make your kiki revert to her feral state

>>37514651
What's a feral kiki like?

Sounds like you all need to try your own wrestling moves out on your kikis. I hear full Nelson is very effective on monster girls

>>37514665
Neglects housework to focus solely on securing her mate.

>>37514665
Extremely territorial (you are part of her territory), prone to anger and rape, and is utterly uncompromising. Awoos and chirps angrily a lot.

>>37514676
Where do kikis even learn all these moves? Are there "Basic CQC" courses in kiki maid academy where a grizzled old kiki with an eyepatch is teaching all those young maids how to defend their household if need be? Or is there a some sort of wrestling club where they don masks and costumes and practice pile driving their enemies? Is it both? What else do kiki know?! I'm scared

>>37514616
I bet most of them are kuudere too, broken up by the occasional genki Oni warrior.

>>37509743
my wives

>>37514977
>Anon's in a party with a Fox Kunoichi.
>She does excellent damage, can pick locks and pockets, even knows a few spells.
>But the whole time he's never heard her say a word.
>At this point it's been so long, that it's awkward whenever it's just the two of them.
>Anon occasionally her staring intently at him in the corner of his eye.

You just know batcats this size would give otherworldly good scalp massages with their tails.
Just imagine having your whole head engulfed in her tailpussy while she's giving you a killer paizuri.

>be a anon soldier in the only human part of the army
>No war so you just train, patrol and hang around with other soldier bros
>The mamono army will now have every male human soldier be paired with a monster girl to increase effectiveness...
They said it will be randomly attributes so I should wish for which monster girl ?

>get thoroughly raped and drained until you can't even move
>stay in queen-sized bed all wrapped up while cuddling the whole day
Sounds comfy, especially in winter.

>>37515262
>No walking in the snow and cutting wood for the fire
Too many good things missing for a comfy winter

>>37515180
>find a single soldier of preffered species
>she refuses to disobey orders
>grope and seduce her a little
>she snaps and rapes you in the supply stockpile
>next day the assigned mamono armywife arrives
>she wants you and refuses to let go
>your current waifu doesn't mind sharing
https://kikasuru.github.io/mge-slotmachine/
roll what wife millitary assigned to you. Would you agree to her and your wife sharing you? If not, how would you deal with the awaiting court marshal for defying orders?

>>37515378
>Kej
Is she gonna be my instructing officer when I work in the relief tents or what?

>>37515378
>Get kiki and shogg
>Please help me nigger man intensified
I'm not a solider anymore, just a fiddle in the storm but yes I keep them both

Anyone here have any advice or experience for commissioning artists in skeb? I don't know japanese and am worried about stuff getting lost in translation.

>>37515104
vineticore

>head to bed for the night
>walk into your room to find your siege engine automaton wife and your daughter-unit (who just looks like a slightly smaller version of your wife but with your hair color)
>they both insist that you start doing your part to increase the human population with them

>>37515563
Your daughter though? Why?

>>37515577
Because oyakodon is hot?

>>37515593
Nah. It's pretty gross.

remember anons high magically proficiency makes you court bait

>>37515693
Can I get high magic power by staying a virgin ?

>>37515726
you can try

>>37515693
What kinda court we talking about here?
I'm learning Meteor and nobody can stop me.

>>37515693
But if you get your magic proficiency high enough no one can do anything about it anyway.

>>37515761
all types anon, those regal types really like having the arcane at their beck and call

>Black harpies are very family oriented
>So your black harpy wife demands you knock up her sisters that are single as well so they don't feel left out

imagine a slime wife on a hot summer day
you can just come home and rest between her tits
they need to absorb heat by nature and you're just a walking radiator
your face just sinks right into those smooth soft cool slime titties and she even drinks the sweat off you
just taking a siesta inside cool, comfy slime while telling your wife about your shitty day
makes it all worth it

>>37515693
so learning high level clown spells makes me the court jester?

I want a phantom wife just so I can fulfill my fantasy of knocking up tons of monster girls and have lots of casual sex but without any of the issues that bring.
She'd probably just make it so I'd keep knocking her up instead, and that's even better.

>>37516016
This is getting out of hand, now there are two of them

>>37516016
Slime but what if warm?

>>37516064
We have that

>>37516085
What I wouldn’t to be hugged by one right now

>>37516056
>casual sex
What monster girl would be best for "no, we're totally not married, we just live together have have tons of casual sex with one another and no one else"?
I just think the idea of that sounds kinda hot.

>>37516290
Cheshire
Griffon

>>37509553
You know sometimes I do recall or vaguely remember discussions about technology and tech levels in the MGE world. Some say it should stay in the pre-industrial era because "muh comfy medieval fantasy" reasons. Some also have suggested the MGE world is in the Renaissance period, in which pre-monstergirl days was absolutely medieval but the current era is now Renaissance. Complete with gun powder technology. While 20th and 21st century era tech levels is still debatable and hotly debated.

So why not just make tech levels of the MGE world be just like Final Fantasy instead? It has aesthetics, themesand technology of old world and new/modern world all mixed with Fantasy and magic. Take a look at the more modern Final Fantasy games and it's settings and worlds have people who are magic users with swords, guns and some feudalism era governance, monarchies, kingdoms and empires. There is magic everywhere with fantastical creatures and animals. And lo and behold despite the mix of old world elements. The internet exists, TV and radio exist to some degrees, there computers occasionally, people have smartphones and MP3 players. And in the case of Final Fantasy 15, modern day cars also exist and is available to most people. But the commonfolk and peasants would drive old retro style looking Fords and Chevy Belairs. While people and citizens who live and or work in the government sectors, Royal Crown Cities and wealthier empires get to ride and drive more modern/futuristic Mercedes-Benzs, BMWs, Audis and any other high end car brand upper class people drive.

How about that for tech levels?

What is the demon lords policy on sneedposting?

>>37516334
she married chuck

Big monsters who want to be dommed by their (relatively) small husbands!

Do you want sons or daughters?

>>37516310
Didn't ask.

>>37516509
both
Make a story about a woman excited to give birth to a son so she can fully embrace monsterdom afterwards

>>37516509
Sons to make alps out of them

>>37516310
Quit your bullshit and learn how not to post like a /tg/ refugee grasping to conversations about shit no one cares about

>>37516530
One boy with a bunch of monstergirl younger sisters sounds fun

>>37516564
I'm pretty sure that's just a repost because /tg/ threads are dead as fuck

>>37515563
>>37515593
Oyakodon is bestkodon, don't listen to that serf.

what would be some common tourist traps in monster cities?

>>37517330
Temples with fox priestess

>>37517330
what's MGC's beach like?

can slimes breakdown microplastics?

>>37518065
filled with either nude or damn near nude monsters with men who enter by accident are also forced to be nude

>>37518135
will I be able to dig a hole in the sand without being interrupted?

New girl just dropped.

>>37518214
And the profile

>>37518214
what? tell me the details!

>>37518214
I'm not interested in women that aren't taller than me.
Cute horns tho.

>>37518214
nice horns!

>>37518135
Could a diving suit protect me if just want to get in the water ?

>>37518214
Oh shit oh shit
I like her hoodie

>>37518135
Those would be specialist beaches. A big draw of monster girl beaches in general is the swimsuits. To quote World Guide 2:

>By borrowing the power of the monsters of the oceans they've established swimming beaches that can be enjoyed by families, and are also great spots for men to meet monsters in swimsuits.

>>37518214
>dedicated gyaru girl
KC is too good for this world

>>37518214
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XchwE9zVdnw

>>37518214
Well this is unexpected. Not what I was hoping for, but a new profile is a new profile.

>>37518214
>Gyaru
No! I must remain strong for my waifu! I cannot give in!

>>37518246
Available on patreon. They're minions of balrogs.

Hehe, I just drew a contour of a female in a sexy pose, but with no details and new profile dropped, thank you Mr Cross.

>>37518214
i will try to draw milf verison

>>37518413
>MILF Gyaru
You know not what you do! It has been forbidden for centuries!

>>37518214
>Pyrow
>Crazy flame girl
Oh no the ice girls aren't going to like this

>>37518413
God speed

>>37518398
>another balrog mention
I can feel it, they're coming next month.

>>37518214
>>37518244
Some kind of a gyaru fire demon?

A younger version would be peak msgk

>>37518429
>forbidden
but thats why I will do it!
>>37518446
thanks will probably be within th e week

>>37518460
Good god I wouldn't be able to resist.

>>37518214
>>37518398
In general, their theme is that they give an air of inviting casual sex but it never turns out to actually be like that. Namely if you "play with fire" (them) you will get burned (addicted to them).

There seems to have been some confusion or miscommunication regarding her name too. The english text on the profile says "Pyrow" but the Patreon translated profile says "Grigori." Hopefully this gets cleared up soon.

so whats her motif, just fire or something else?

>>37518704
Ack, I mean "Grigoris."

>>37518214
>That flesh fang.

>That modest chest.

>That tan.

Oh no. It's Nagatoro in monster girl form! Look out senpai!

>>37518704
Hah, didn't someone in this thread just ask for this?

>>37518214
>gyaru fire succubus
Yes please.

>>37518214
>tfw get a Patreon alert
>tfw it's a new girl
Also, I feel obligated to mention how I want to get zipped up in her hoodie

>>37517330
Mimic taxis. Mimic buses. Mimic hotels. Mimic restaurants.

>>37517330
Isn't the Dragonia book all about this?

>>37519327
Fuck dragons

>>37519344
>Fuck dragons
i looked this phrase in the archive and it seems the phrase "fuck dragons" seems to be mostly said in /tg/ and /trash/

>>37519404
>i looked this phrase in the archive
Why?

>>37519344
nah, I want a demon.