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Wtf? No Remilia thread??
A thread for my beloved blood sucking vampire.

>> No.37834856

I want Remilia to suck my blood while I headpat her

>> No.37834914
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Remi is visiting us on jaypee!

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>> No.37835357

you spelled cock sucking wrong

>> No.37835430
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I want to sniff Remi's beautiful hair!!!

>> No.37835484

>>37834628
Wtf? No Remilia thread??
>>37680273
>>37422389

>> No.37835505
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>>37834628
theres like three you piece of shit

>> No.37835630
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She can always have more threads.

>> No.37835895

>>37835630
she looks like a disgaea character

>> No.37836057
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burns my lungs

>> No.37836182

>>37834628
I thought there was one up. What happened to it?

>> No.37836232

>>37836182
remi didn't like it

>> No.37836258

>>37836232
That's understandable.
Let this be the best last Remi thread of the year then!

>> No.37836273

>>37836258
the other remi threads have garlic and people calling her a shitter

>> No.37836431

>>37834628
Anyone have some long hair Reminlia?

>> No.37836559
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>>37836431
I don't know who this Reminlia is, but I have a few long haired Remis.

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>>37836431
remiMILF

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>>37834856
I want to suck Remilia's blood and see how SHE likes it!

>> No.37837474

>>37834628
diapers

>> No.37837808

>>37837474
your intestines will be fucking torn out

>> No.37837950

>>37837474
You are a sick, sick man.

>> No.37838001

>>37837184
I want to punch Remi on the gut for being a lame ass vampire!

>> No.37838013

>>37836602
I love this picture.
It feels like she's slowly getting closer, and that in just a feel moments she'll be sinking her fangs into my neck.
God, I want to share my blood with Remi so much.

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>>37834628

>> No.37838896 [SPOILER] 
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>>37838523
Bad idea

>> No.37838901

>>37834914
I can't feel lonely as long as I'm thingken of remirya

>> No.37838937

>>37836057
I'm glad you're still here after all this time.

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>>37834628
buenos dias Flandre

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>>37835895
250 hours of grinding with Remimi!

>> No.37839078
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>>37837474
The Mistress needs them

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>>37834628
How would you want to get SUCC'D?

>> No.37839157

>>37836057
kill yourself out of /jp/

>> No.37839390
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>>37838937
there's multiple fags posting this shit. doubt it's the original guy

>> No.37839905

>>37837093
How can I get a retard flan daughter?

>> No.37839950

>>37836057
Imagine the smell of her stinky unwashed vampire feet mixing with the smell of her fully loaded diaper.

>> No.37839961

>>37839390
The burning sensation in particular seemed pretty specific but maybe it's more common footfag speech than I thought. There was a guy a couple years ago that was obsessed with remilia's feet permanently damaging his lungs.

>> No.37839980

>>37839950
Imagine killing yourself. I bet you already do.

>> No.37839983

>>37839950
How is Sakuya able to survive such smells every day?!

>> No.37840027

>>37839950
Fuck off, demented scatfag.

>> No.37840535

>>37839950
i'm not even joking, i want to smash your fucking head right open so that nothing remains of it and i don't have to see you exist, worthless sack of fuck

>>37839961
>remilia's feet permanently damaging his lungs.
it's on /d/ too. they just need to ban "people" like this

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>>37840535
You sound cranky, anon. Did you make a boom boom in your pants or was that Remi?

>> No.37840985

>>37840868
You don't even like Remilia, you're just trying to force your literal shit fetish onto her.
Seek help. Being turned on by feces is not normal.

>> No.37843843

>>37840535
I don't mind the footfags, feet can be cute actually. the scatfags are a bit annoying, I think they're partially trolling and telling them to kys themselves probably makes the problem worse.

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>>37843843
I’m with anon on this one

>> No.37847150

>>37847127
That's a lot of blood, did someone explode near her?

>> No.37847160

>>37847150
That was a retarded question, it's obviously what happened. I'm tired, forgive me.

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>>37843843
>telling them to kys themselves probably makes the problem worse.
They completely ruined Remi threads in the past, making every other post about their /d/ fetish, and I suspect it was because people didn't say anything and just let them run rampant.

>> No.37848780

>>37840535
dilate

>> No.37848805
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>>37839950
>>37839961
>>37840868
>>37848780

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>>37847694
/d/eviants will try to ruin everything if we let them. Best we can do is do what >>37848805 is doing and engage with bait.

>> No.37850741
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Don’t let subhumans ruin ojou-sama’s thread. for phoneposting, sumemasen.

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retards, I thought you knew better than to give yous to the smellniggers.

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>>37834628

>> No.37853996
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translate this, fags

>> No.37854037

>>37853996
it says "The pleasure of being cummed inside"

>> No.37854252
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The mistress' favorite brand of diapers.

>> No.37854276

>>37854252
Does she wear Christmas-themed ones during the holiday season?

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>>37834628

>> No.37856249

>>37848805
This is a misunderstanding, I thought I had simply recognized a posted I've seen around for a long time. I do not like stinky feet or human waste.

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>>37834628
>Remi thread at page 10
NOOOOOO

>> No.37870083
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Flan-chan loves her sister very much!

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>> No.37877225

>>37834628
Cock sucking vampire Cock sucking vampire!

>> No.37881489

There's the canon interpretation of Remi, but what kind of woman would she be if you happened to stumble upon her

>> No.37881723

>>37853996
Remirya asks Sakkyun to play rock paper scissors. Sakkyun says “even though she’s 500 years old she’s still a little kid”
Then Remirya does her cutie hand sign and Sakkyun says “t-time out”

>> No.37881957

>>37836559
Nice one

>> No.37881979

>>37834628
Why there are vampires in gensokyo but not werewolves?

>> No.37882035

>>37881489
A mix of rem and emilia

>> No.37882129

>>37870083
When your sister is the hottest person in the land, it's hard to resist.

>> No.37882262

>>37881979
Bro..?

>> No.37882335
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>>37881979
Uhh,

>> No.37882457
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<span class="fortune" style="color:#d001aa">

Your fortune: Feliz Navidad!</span>

>> No.37882471

I must fuck the remilia

>> No.37882479

>>37881489
I don't care what she's like she's perfect and I wanna marry her

>> No.37882491

>>37854252
>ペドフィール
I never bothered to read all of this package until now. At least it's kinda funny.

>> No.37882507

>>37882129
Remilia is hotter, but she can't kiss herself so you're right.

>> No.37886565
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Remi thread will live forever

>> No.37887281
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Patchy's been giving me this look every time I go to visit the mistress. Like she'll kill me if I do anything weird to her.

>> No.37890478
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Does Remilia urinate frequently with such a liquid-based diet? Does her stool look like bloody diarrhea?

Would you prefer we discuss her feet instead?

>> No.37890539

>>37886565
So this is how Remi became incontinent!

>> No.37890808

>>37890478
>>37890539
I would prefer you killed yourself.

>> No.37891125

ahh~ I want to make out with her asshole!

>> No.37891393

>>37887281
Patchu wants to be the only NEET in the mansion, so she doesn't want you to start dating Remilia and then get invited to live in the SDM.

>> No.37891836

>>37890478
Remi is so cute! I'd love to lie her down on the changing table and change her messy diaper!

>> No.37891976
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remi is so silly

>> No.37892039

>>37890478
Vampires don't have to feed that often you freaking noob, if anything she'd absorb every last bit of the blood and excrete nothing
>>37891393
Patchy is hardly a NEET, she's a security guard and a librarian at the same time, two jobs she can only work due to her lifetime devotion to magic study and training. She does it all despite her handicaps, she's a very impressive girl.

>> No.37892062

>>37891976
Remi is so smelly

>> No.37895173

>>37892062
Remi's has a perfect vampire body. Her skin is impossibly smooth, fair and free of all blemishes. She can tolerate such extreme heat that she has no need for perspiration. She hardly has to eat, and she mostly sticks to drinking tea, so she's mostly odorless unless she decides to wear perfume. At her worst, maybe after not bathing for months, she'd smell like dust. The only exception is her wet ass pussy.

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>>37891125
If heaven were real and I somehow made it there after death I'd expect it to take the form of Remi's asshole

>> No.37895303

>>37895173
This was a nice post, but for the horribly vulgar last three words.

>> No.37895443

>>37890478
>>37891836
you just need to be thrown off a fucking cliff, worthless sack of shit

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>>37834628
I bet the little shit would love stealing cars

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>>37895597
How rude, an aristocrat has no need to engage in petty thievery as she can just buy anything she wants outright!

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>>37895597
>>37895670
Don't mess with the Scarlet family, anons.

>> No.37895831

>>37895716
wow look at all that pay-to-win shit

>> No.37895917

>>37895716
Damn, she looks good in a suit

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Patchy keeps cockblocking me!

>> No.37904719
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>>37904570
You shouldn't rape a sleeping and defenseless Remi!

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>>37904719
It's not rape if she likes it.

>> No.37905529

>>37904719
Shouldn't isn't the same as can't!

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>>37905529
Patchy won't let you degrade the mistress!

>> No.37906167

>>37906145
But she clearly does it herself! Just look at the way she's stroking her wing here >>37904570

>> No.37906208

>>37906167
I'm sorry, but she's simply performing a mocking gesture estimating the size of your genitals, and the wing got in the way.

>> No.37906251

>>37906208
I had no idea patcho was so rude.

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>>37895716

>> No.37911820

>>37910731
reminds me of this
https://youtu.be/ZE2ywCcKkdQ

>> No.37911833

I wanna put my peener in her mouth!

>> No.37912166

>really like Remilia
>can't stop thinking about her taking my virginity
I hate being a coomer

>> No.37913509

>>37890478
Her stool is black liquid that smells like copper.

>> No.37913528

>>37913509
you'll be stabbed in the fucking throat

>> No.37914336

>>37913509
king

>> No.37914359

>>37914336
JUST FUCKING DIE

>> No.37914791

>>37913528
Why? When digested blood turns black and has a metallic smell.

>> No.37916331

>>37912166
Oh yeah well I took her virginity

>> No.37919980

>>37913528
calm down barneyfag

>> No.37922857
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The mistress demands more attention. She's waiting warmly.

>> No.37923019
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>>37834628
>>37839083
I want Remi to suck my blood directly from my hard dick!

>> No.37925513

>>37919980
says the scat obsessed freak.

>> No.37928107

>>37922857
Cute!

>> No.37928421
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>>37834628

>> No.37929527

>>37928421
bats spread disease

>> No.37929813
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*IMAGINE*

>> No.37929915

>>37929813
get cancer.

>> No.37929981

>>37929813
Can I smell her socks instead?

>> No.37931061

>>37929813
Imagine the confluence of smells if she also needed changing (also how cute and wriggly she'd be)!

>> No.37931160

>>37929813
>>37931061
You fuckers need to go back to /d/.

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>> No.37934936

>>37932841
Remilia died and this is how Flan deals with her grief.

>> No.37936133

>>37931061
When doesn't Remi need changing?

>> No.37937287

ahh~ I just adore my beloved ojou-sama!
I want to be her loyal servant and be at her beck and call!

>> No.37937529

>>37937287
I want to be her equal, at least. There are a few ways to do this in gensokyo, the two most obvious being magic and vampirism. I think combining the two would be cool.

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Ojou-sama had another accident!

>> No.37943112
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>>37834628
Cute little gremlin

>> No.37943264

>>37943112
Sometimes a picture sets you up for dirty comments but it's too comfy and you don't wanna spoil it.

>> No.37943298

>>37943112
I want to rip and tear Ojou-sama's clothes off her body...

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>>37943298
delete this post

>> No.37943448
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>>37836431

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>>37943366
No

>> No.37943504

oh man i wanna frick her bum so bad

>> No.37943546
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Remirya is so much fun to bully, seeing someone with such charisma brought low brings me a lot of joy - thank you for being so pathetic ojou-sama!

>> No.37943580

>>37943112
why is doom guy one punch man

>> No.37943624

>>37943580
If doom guy got bored they'd be pretty similar I guess

>> No.37943632

I want to kiss remilia's butt cheeks

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>>37943632

>> No.37952196

>>37835484
The more the merrier.

>> No.37955086

>>37948830
It's a Christmas miracle!

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>>37948830

>> No.37957332

>>37956539
You're annoying but you gave me a good laugh there

>> No.37971604

>>37948830
Made for slapping.

>> No.37971914

>>37971604
*fapping

>> No.37972103
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UUUUUUAUUAUAUAUUAYAUAUAUAUAUUAUAUAUAUAUAUAHAUUAUAUAHAHSU

>> No.37972830
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>> No.37973277

>>37972830
What is she singing?

>> No.37973860

>>37973277
うう~~
う~~

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>>37834628
>no anon I will not cosplay as 2B and sit on your face

>> No.37980468
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>>37834628
I love this retard so much. Kinda weird to see the burning smell/diaper autist on /d/, schizos should take their meds and stop shitting(literally) on the mistress' threads.

>> No.37980555

>>37973277
Kids Bop

>> No.37981819
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>>37851449
I would like to wish every scat/smellfag a merry reverse beartrap in the rectum

>> No.37981857
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>>37912166
relatable, I've 90% given up on actually finding a woman so I've just been obsessing over our beloved mistress for the past few years

>> No.37981889

I bet Remi was Gensokyo's baby new year, diaper and everything!

>> No.37981925
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>>37980468
its a shame honestly, seems like every remi thread i see here always features these less-than-savory fetishists ruining a perfectly good thread

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>>37981925
Since he's so predictable filters actually hide 99% of posts.

>> No.37982047
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Remi misses playing on her electronic whatsits and doodads since the move to Gensokyo

>> No.37982048
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>>37982002
you make a fantastic point. I would say that diaper man is a sorry state of affairs, but I could reasonably make the argument that it's the one thing we all have in common

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>>37981857
Same here but I've only given up temporarily out of necessity. Remilia helps me accept these circumstances.

>> No.37982386

>>37982047
Fuck you Remi, I'm going to delete your save file you dork!

>> No.37982412

>>37982386
Remi is immortal so she doesn't care about the time you cause her to waste. She's also smart so she'll google speedrun routes or something to get back where she was in an hour or less.

>> No.37982445
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>>37982357
yeah honestly you put it better than I could, as on the off chance I find a somewhat serious opportunity for romance, I'd certainly try and seize it. my only misgivings of such are that last time I tried she happened to be asexual. It was certainly not the best day ever when she came out in texts.

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>>37981857
>>37982357
I've given up completely.
Whenever I see a picture of Remi, I can imagine myself hugging, kissing and cuddling with her, how much fun it would be to talk to her, drink tea together and stroll around Gensokyo together. I also imagine all the things I'd do with her in out private time, not to mention the blood drinking part.
When I look at a real woman, I imagine none of that. I don't even feel any desire to talk to them.

>> No.37982544
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>>37982471
I feel for you brother. I can imagine upwards of 90% of the posters on this thread imagine, and wish for, similar interactions with Remi. Hell, even your reply is putting such fantasies in my head as i type this. I just hope that in due time we can all find such peace.
but maybe not right now, it's almost 6 am, and I wish to have some semblance of a sane sleep schedule.

G'night fellow /jp/sies and Remilia enjoyers, see you in a few hours

>> No.37982566
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>>37982445
I'm just not around many girls to begin with, and the last chances I got I felt like I just had nothing interesting to offer them so it didn't work. I've since gotten extremely preoccupied with art and I think when I reach a certain level I'll finally have something I can actually benefit from sperging about.
>>37982471
I can relate a lot but I think I might just be a lolicon

>> No.37982728
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>>37982544
Sleep tight, remi fren

>> No.37982759

vampire sucks and so does remi

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>> No.37986802

>>37984288
She's such a pretty girl, I wanna lick her teeth

>> No.37986826

I want to sniff the farts right out of her asshole. God imagine the stench of her metallic bloody vampire farts.

>> No.37986868

>>37986826
This but also the smell of her wet, fluffy undergarments

>> No.37986911

>>37986826
>>37986868
Can you guys just make your own thread or something
A thread about smelling 2hus kinda like the boobhu guys do it

>> No.37986921

>>37986911
they aren't actual smellfags, they're just mentally ill
while I'd also like to smell the mistresses' sweaty socks you don't see me spamming about pneumonia or scarring lung tissue

>> No.37986963

>>37986921
I'd like to sniff her sweaty socks too but not in an extreme way and I'm not into farts or wet underwear

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>>37986911
I think meidos delete smell threads so that won't really work

>> No.37986991 [DELETED] 

>>37973277
https://youtu.be/WnH0Kvl3thk?t=75

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>>37984288
I want to ruffle the FUCK out of her hair

>> No.37987075
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>>37986972
Fucking typical
>>37986991
Do you think Remi would sound more like Takane or the Iori version of this song? I feel like they both fit somehow.

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あけおめ btw

>> No.37987400

I wanna squeeze her so fucking bad

>> No.37987455
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>>37986972
thinking about it know, why the fuck have they not made some creepy fetish containment board? I mean there's /pol/ for the politically ill, /vt/ for the mentally ill, now we just need /f/ or /fe/ and it'll be complete.

>>37982728
am awake, hello again

>> No.37987473

>>37987455
that's /d/ and /trash/
pretty sure even /aco/ and /h/ let those threads

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>>37987473
well shit. I was trying to give them benefit of the doubt but i guess such ideals are too pure for a place like this

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>>37987455
Good morning fren
/pol/ is such a funny case, they're "politically ill" as you say but they violently reject other ideas you could say the same about. Makes you think no matter where you fall in this you're ignorant in some way.
>>37987473
Even /b/. I can't believe lolis are contained to that board. People spam the only permitted loli threads on the website with grotesque scat photos and gay porn, i'd be upset about it if i couldn't find better shit on gelbooru in 2 seconds

>> No.37987700

>>37987672
>People spam the only permitted loli threads on the website with grotesque scat photos and gay porn
lol, that and spiderman
newfaggots even tried to remove porn from /b/ and pretend that lolis are too "degenerate" for 4chan
tourists really are cancer, they'd freak at the old image dumps /b/ got

>> No.37987740

>>37987700
4chan is so fucked you can't even say nigger outside of /b/. Watch this!

NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER


Watch as the tranny jannies clean up my mess for free

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>>37987740
I dont thing nigger is wholly isolated to /b/, but considering how this is supposed to be the "cleaner" half of the site (as seen by the 4channel url instead of 4chan), they're deffo gonna clean up this thread a bit

>> No.37987771

>>37987700
Spiderman is totally harmless, I liked spiderman. The shit is nasty though.
Most porn threads on /b/ are cancer btw, like all the social media and pic sharing threads, they clog up the board a lot but at least it contains them. I know they've always existed but it's like 85% of the board now which is nuts.

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>>37987771
i think it's that with the sterilization of the internet all the deranged people have had fewer and fewer still places to actually congregate, and 4chan happens to be the last serious bastion of the old guard, so while it makes sense it still sucks

also im beginning to run out of pictures to contribute, needless to say, but this is problematic

>> No.37987906
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the remimi bit the sakuya

>> No.37987957

>>37987906
I want to bite the Sakuya too...

>> No.37988006

>>37987700
>newfaggots even tried to remove porn from /b/ and pretend that lolis are too "degenerate" for 4chan
I don't see how anyone trying to rid /b/ of the porn trash is anything other than a step in the right direction.
I don't touch the loli threads there so it's probably best left there.
/b/ is supposed to be lawless, not filled with porn threads.
/bant/ somewhat achieves this, but suffers from being a dumping ground.

>> No.37988020

>>37987906
It's her payment, Sakuya-san is so lucky

>> No.37988022

>>37988006
/b/ is supposed to be lawless and yet some 15 year-old tradfags are going to purge it of degeneracy

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>>37987826
The new crowd is deranged if anything. They are needlessly hostile and insecure.

>> No.37988052

>>37988006
The mods actually tried purging the porn threads very recently, they redtexted everyone who posted one and it calmed down for about half a day. Then it immediately went back full force, actually worse than it was before. Total incompetence and laziness.

>> No.37988058

>>37988022
It'll be entertaining if it happens.
Multiple OPs have been banned for posting porn on that board so it's not out of the realm of impossibility or limited to just tradfags.

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>>37987906

>> No.37988340

>>37988306
wash your hands sakuya, pretty sure that's not hygenic

>> No.37990502

>>37988340
Since when do vampires need to care about hygeine? Aside from looking and smelling good they're impervious to infection

>> No.37990777
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:)

>> No.37991057

>>37990502
sakuya is already infected

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>> No.37993687

>>37992698
God i wish that were me

>> No.37993982

>>37982566
>I can relate a lot but I think I might just be a lolicon
honestly I've never really been attracted to the younger renditions of Remilia, my best guess as to why being a desire to be in love with someone who looks about as old as me. I mean, as I mentioned in the post directly above yours, I stated how I also bear similar sentiments towards our collective best girl, such feelings and desires do not appear when I look at these younger forms. Hell, even the idea that she's actually 500 is somewhat alluring almost for likely similar reason it is for you, but inverse.
It is entirely possible, though, that I am overthinking this far more than I ought, and I subconsciously desire for little more that a girl with actual tits

>>37993687
kek

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>>37993982
For the love of god, I forgot the image!

>> No.37994074
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>>37993982
I like her canon depiction which she looks like a young teen in most of the time. I actually don't think I really like when people make her older or younger, she's perfect as is, especially because all girls are different sizes at that age so you can make her childlike or give her modest tits and she still looks the right age.

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>>37994074
Yeah, I guess I might as well clarify that my age preference for her depictions lies more in the older teens range, I am not entirely into the depictions of her as a full-fledged adult.
and if it seems like im grasping at straws for things to discuss/argue about Remilia, then it is because I am, and I'm simply looking for an excuse to contribute to the thread without just posting *only* an image

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>> No.37995758 [DELETED] 

I FUCKING LOVE REMILIA

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>> No.37996249

>>37995758
Are you the one stealing the mistress' socks? She's starting to run out.

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I think shes cute and I like the color of her hair

>> No.37999926
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>>37994304
That's ok I enjoy discussing the remi

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>>37999926
Dont worry, I enjoy it just as much as you do, it's just that im getting starved of both images on my computer to contribute and actual things to talk about.

>> No.38005262
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I've loved the Mistress for 8 years, and every day I love her even more. She's so perfect.

>>37994074
For me? Pic related. Though really, it's hard to tell, because no matter what, she's always the best.

>>37839950
Kill yourself

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>>38004644
I had idea for a thing to post a while ago but I forgot what it was and now I'm just drooling over her, she looks so delicious

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>>38006316
it do be like that sometimes

>> No.38009991

God I want to change her stinky diapers so bad!

>> No.38009996

>>38006316
She looks so cute! Very huggable. I WILL hug her.

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>>38009991
>>38009996
the dichotomy of /jp/

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>>38010207
Me, based chad who loves my wife. Him, stupid fag who should die.

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>>38010295
even though its only been 2-ish days, I stand by the argument I made >>37981819 here

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>>38010295
curious, I am also an alpha male who loves remilia. Remember that we must never give up our battle against the remi haters.
thankfully god made remi haters so retarded that us remilia fans can bully and humiliate them literally all day

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Remi saw your posts

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>>38012657
The mistress underestimated her charisma.

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I want to watch Saturday morning cartoons with Remimi!

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>>38020624
The Mistress's slender loli body...

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>>38020624
erotic

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>> No.38021732

>>38020928
Stop bullying your imouto, ojou-sama

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>>38020624
uoooh

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Mistress...

>> No.38025860
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Almost 5 hours since last post... Unacceptable!

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>>38025860
man, it's awfully quiet around here...

>> No.38028219
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Just realized I'm so inclined to seethe at corruption and fetish because that's the role I play in this world as an aryan alpha male, which ties back to why I like Remilia so much. Being a Remilia fan is tough but we never give up and we always smear shit on remihater's faces at the end of the day.

>> No.38028420

>>38020624
I'm amazed those pumpkins haven't rotten yet from the aroma of Remi's feet

>> No.38028504

>>38028420
you will be fucking fed into a sausage machine

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>>38028142
Unlike the Mistress, anons need to sleep at night.

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>>38028219
>we always smear shit on remihater's faces
What is it with Remi threads and scat? This is why Flan is the superior Scarlet. No weird fetish posting in her threads.

>> No.38031061

>>38029139
As much as I wanna cum inside flan's tight little butthole I would much rather see remilia's crying face while doing the same to her.

>> No.38031458

>>38029139
Remi's cute pungent little accidents!

>> No.38031506

>>38031458
Her accidents are not pungent, she has mostly clear odorless urine which I enjoy drinking but when she goes #2 it is in private and she cleans herself well so no one has to deal with it except for sakuya when she cleans the toilets.

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>>38029139
I love both of them.

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>>38031061
>>38031458
>>38031506
STOP TALKING ABOUT SHIT, BUTTHOLES, ACCIDENTS AND URINE

>> No.38031580

>>38031506
I hate to break it to you, but if Remi isn't wearing her Pichuuns she leaves smelly little presents for Sakuya all over the SDM.

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>>38031506
I guess that's one way of describing them . Although the term I'd prefer to use is "wearable toilets". Or maybe even "emergency toilets"!

>> No.38031660

>>38031611
Do your parents a favor and take your own life.

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>>38031660

>> No.38031821

>>38031532
For a second I saw the highlights in the floor as an erect penis and it was hot

>> No.38032272

>>37834628
I FUCKED YOU'RE TOUHOU.

HOW DOES IT MAKE YOU FEEL, KNOWING THAT REMILIA SCARLET'S TIGHT PASSAGE WAS PENETRATED BY MY PONDEROUS PECKER? HOW DOES IT MAKE YOU FEEL, WEEABOO, KNOWING THAT YOUR FAVORITE SEXY VAMP WHIMPERED IN A MIXTURE OF PAIN AND PLEASURE AS I THRUST REPEATEDLY INTO HER WHILE KNEADING HER CUTE LOLI CHEST? HOW DOES IT MAKE YOU FEEL, WEEABOO FAGGOT, KNOWING THAT I PACKED HER PUSSY WITH MY SUCCULENT SPERM, THEN FLIPPED HER OVER AND STUCK IT IN HER POOPER? HOW DOES IT MAKE YOU FEEL, LOSER WEEABOO FAGGOT, KNOWING THAT YOUR TOUHOU SQUEALED LIKE A STUCK PIG AND CAME WITH MY COCK IN HER TIGHT ASSHOLE? HOW DOES IT MAKE YOU FEEL, PATHETIC LOSER WEEABOO FAGGOT, KNOWING THAT AS SHE LAY THERE, SORE AND SHAKING, SEMEN SLOWLY LEAKING FROM FRONT AND BACK, SHE WAS THINKING ABOUT ME AND MY HUGE COCK?

>> No.38032351

>>38032272
This seems like a really ancient pasta

>> No.38032373

"Eye'm the strongest!"

The ice fairy proudly proclaimed with a little figure in her hands. As the sun began it's decline on the land of Gensokyo, Cirno spent the day playing with the gate guard who have been ignoring her duties. Joyfully playing together with Hong's petit-guards, the two had built a strong friendship due to their like-mindedness.

However, the day was drawing thin for the fairy; putting down the tiny beings, she said goodbye to each and everyone of them, with the actual living owner being last.

"Bye, Ms. Chinese," she proclaimed. Slightly flustered by Cirno's nickname for her, she replied on par.

"See you, Nineball." With that, the dimwitted fairy flew from the beautiful mansion to rest due to the upcoming night. However, the inhabitants of the said mansion are beginning their day.

"Ojou-sama! Time to awaken!" The perfect maid lovingly threw open the doors of her master's chamber and went towards her side. Remilia's bedroom was beautifully decorated with the finest tastes of Gensokyo with a hint of what Kourin's owner proclaimed as "Transylvanian," sans for one minor detail.

"Oh... is it time to awaken already?" The vampire rubbed the sleepiness out of her eyes to fully vision the finely dressed maid that stood beside her.

"Yes, milady. It is time to awaken." Taking a quick stretch, the master flung the sheets beside her, but did not leave the comfort area; instead, a wave of cold air swooshed onto her legs, forcing Remilia to give off a shiver.

The maid looked towards her disappointingly. "I see it has happened again, milady." Remilia looked towards the stain with embarrassment. "That's the fourth night of this moon that this has occured. I talked with one of the other servants, who made a suggestion to this problem of your's." The maid held up a black bag that had been placed alongside her master's bed.

Disgustingly ashamed of this problem, Remilia glanced another look at the wetness of her legs, crouch, and sheets. Absolutely loathing this feeling and beginning to fear it, she knew she had little choice.

"Very well, Sakuya. What is in the bag?" The maid reached in and took out a stack of strange looking white objects. "What are those items?"

"They're called diapers, milady."

"What a peculiar name; so, am I supposed to wear one of those?" The master's grabbed one from her maid's gentle hands; the smooth material delighted Remilia's fingertips and the ever-gentle sound rung in Remilia's ear. "These feel nice..."

"Allow me, milady." Sakuya removed the garment from the vampire's hand. "Please, remove your nightwear and underpants."

Remilia removed herself from bed and dropped her drenched pajama pants onto the furred floor. Sakuya, remaining professional in her work, stood absolutely still as her master doffed the wet bloomers from her body.

With Remilia's lower area exposed, Sakuya escaped from her perfect posture. "Now, please lay down." The mistress moved to the dry end of her grand bed. As Remilia walked, the sight of her bare backside caused the perfect maid to momentarily escape professionalism and imagine lovely images and of her owner.

Laying in position, those bourgeois thoughts scurried, and Sakuya gracefully made her way to Remilia. Taking one of the diapers from the casing, she opened the object and gently slid it under the glorious buttocks of her master. Removing another object from the case, she shook a foreign substance onto the garment and Remilia's skin.

"That feels delicate," replied the vampire. Putting the object back into the casing, she wrapped the the piece of clothing around her master's hips and secured it along the waist.

"Finished, milady." Remilia stood and felt the new article of clothing she wore; the plain white exterior had no difference from her ordinary underwear, but the interior fit snuggly and the cotton padding comforted the master's area.

"This is quite cozy, Sakuya. I wish I could have tried one of these sooner."

Sakuya smiled. "That's wonderful, milady. Now, would you life to change into your daily attire?"

"Yes." Taking her pajama top off, the maid walked towards Remilia with her dress in hand. She assisted her master in the reposing clothing, completely concealing the diaper around Remilia's body in the process, and walked her to the bedroom door.

"I shall clean this place and prepare the first meal, is that fine milady?"

>> No.38032383

Somehow the diaperfags aren't as bad as sanae's slutposting and I find that really amazing

>> No.38032436

Go to the bathroom
Open door and enter bathroom, else, enter bathroom turn on light if light level is low
Turn around
Close the door
Turn around once more
Proceed to the toilet
Remove pants
Remove underwear
Open toilet seat if applicable
Sit on toilet seat
Take a shit
Now stand up
Look at the shit you took
Now jack off
Ejaculate directly into the toilet water
That is Sanae
Wipe your ass
Throw used toilet paper into the toilet
Flush toilet
Proceed to sink
Turn on water
Adjust temperature to comfort
Rinse hands
Apply soap
Wash hands thoroughly
Dry hands
Turn off water
Open bathroom door
Turn off lights if on
Exit bathroom
Close bathroom door
That is how Sanae is used daily by her customers, as a free service.

>> No.38033114
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>>38032383
You're slowly attaining enlightenment and getting more attracted to diapers.

>> No.38033130

>>38033114
Why are they so thin? They look like they'd leak easily!

>> No.38033139

>>38033130
They're the old brand Sakuya used to use before she realised Remi needed the extra robustness and absorbency of Pichuuns.

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>>38033139
What did Remi use before? Was it Loopy?

>> No.38033221

>stub
>stub
>stub

>> No.38033859

>>38032383
I don't think anything is worse than people in love with feces.

>> No.38033952

Anyone have the picture of remi in bed telling you to join her?

>> No.38034247

>>38033173
Either that or LilyPoko, neither of which can truly contain what comes out of the Remimi.

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I'll get a 1cc on EoSD this week.
I'm going to show Remirya who's boss.

>> No.38037147

>>38034406
I'm gonna do my usual autistic routine and recommend that you 1cc MS first because it changes the way you perceive the patterns in EoSD and that made it a lot more fun for me.

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>>38033952
This one? Use gelbooru next time, also if you want the jap version look for it yourself

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>>38032373
>>38033114
>>38033130
>>38033139
>>38033173
>>38034247
is this gonna be what hell is like

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Eugenics seems like a good option when I see this thread.

Love my wife. She's so pretty!

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>>38038295
I couldn't agree more on both of your points

>> No.38038769

>>38033114
Diapers look fine but poop is disgusting so I hate them.
>>38033859
The sanaefags are infectious though, they mess with people's headcanon

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>>38012657
honestly she doesnt look as scared as she ought to be

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>>38037176

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>>38046306
Flowers are nice but they can't cure me

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>>38046824
unfortunately due to the nature of this board we are incapable of supplying you with cunny, but this the closest we could get. Get well soon anon

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hug the remimi

>> No.38053736

>>38053623
Sakuya, stop hiding behind Remimimimi. Everybody knows she's a midget.

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>>38053736
>Everybody knows she's a midget
She's taller than you think...

>> No.38058269

>>38056328
Is that a boy dressed as Remi?

>> No.38058362

>>38058269
It's a rarely-known fact that Remi actually has a very small, baby dick, and Sakuya enjoys it very much!

>> No.38059115

Holy Shit ZUN made Ronnie James Dio into a loli?!?

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>>37834628
Remi needs to lay off the blood. It is making me feel funny.

>> No.38059519

>>38028219
Oh...
Hello there friend.

>> No.38060224

>>38058362
I can confirm, I've seen pictures of it (for research of course).

>> No.38060568

>>38058362
>>38060224
Rumia has a cute and delicious cunny, you damn liars.

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>>38060568
Rumia has a hairy and mature cunt, you damn liar.

>> No.38060760

>>37839078
Remilia still wets the bed? No dignity

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>>38060605
At least spoiler that, dude. Hags are way too gross.

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>>38060812
Please don't talk of my wife in that manner.

>> No.38063664

>>38060760
i want you fucking dead

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>>38058269
whoops

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>>37834628
Is Remilia a hag?

>> No.38066944

>>38066571
No, she's a dusty doll that nobody wants to play with

>> No.38072944

>>38062873
poof she's suddenly pregnant

>> No.38073357

>>38060760
Please understand, she drinks a lot of liquids before going to bed

>> No.38073520

>>38060812
Does Rumia need diapers too?

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>>38073520
Of course

>> No.38073684

>>38073520
>>38073571
I hope you drown in a cesspool.

>> No.38073723

>>38073520
>>38073571
i ask u mods fery fery nicesuli cleanso da dysgenic unclean people offu deso threado plz jannisu-san =^=

>> No.38073846

>>38073520
get murdered

>> No.38073873

Imagine being responsible for changing Remi’s stinky diapers! Waking up in the morning to find Remi beside you with a full, piss filled saggy stinky diaper! Lifting up her unconscious body while she’s still deep asleep and placing her on a changing table. Meanwhile Remi is lewdly dreaming about her Onii-chan burying his face in her crotch and making her squirm and moan when he sniffs her diaper! After removing her diaper, you’d notice her involuntary squirming and mewling as her piss dripping soaked slit twitches after making contact with the air! You’d remember to pull out your baby wipes and rub along her length, watching as Remi grimaces in pleasure as you proceed to clean her filthy entrance. Then she’d suddenly wake up and protest with an incredibly adorable embarrassed expression as you begin wrapping her waist in a fresh pair of diapers! But suddenly Remi would cover her mouth and her hip spasms involuntary again as the pleasure catches up to her conscious mind. Then she’d lose her composure and control as she pisses and orgasms i to the clean pair of diapers you just put on her!

Bad Remi! Wasting an entire diaper that quickly!

>> No.38073911

>>38073873
end your existence

>>38073520
your limbs will be fucking broken

>> No.38074913

>>38074855
new thread new thread

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