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>>38429255
Smoking isn't cool :(

Post ways to make Jinkos blush and stutter, How long will it take for her to snap, enter in heat and rape you?

What would happen if as a Dragoncel is ranting about men, you literally grab her and kiss her deep in the mouth as she is shouting?

>>38429354
she'd call you a whore while raping you in public idk

>>38429255
This smoke hobo can crash on my couch any time she wants.

>>38429312
What a ridiculous sword.

Polls close in 3 hours, be sure to vote before you miss your chance;

https://strawpoll.com/saa2xq1hb

also what's with the sudden zombie apocalypse?

What kind of person would be seen as a "pervert?"

>>38429739
>zombies that high
damn and I thought it would come down to Anon and McJuggs

>>38429739
BREAKING:
>Mass gathering around a pub in central MGC as an Inari does the impossible, making Dragons and Jinkos agree
>The event has gathered a large croud of monsters and humans, demanding Ms. Inari to be given a runoff against the election winner
>"Ms. Inari is the mayor we need!"
>Taking advantadge of the opportunity, the small but well funded Dragon Party has introduced the "same men on your lap" bill to the MGC legislature, claiming that demanding men to seat on a monster's lap, if available, will greatly reduce public transportation crowding
>It is yet to be seen how the proposal introduced by the Dragon Party, which holds just 6% of the legislature will be received, in particular by the Stripes Party spearheaded by Miss Jinko.

>>38429753
>live in a town with large succubi population
>it's perfectly normal for them to walk around naked in public and they are allowed to do so based on coexistence act of 20XX
>getting a boner near them is treated as request for sex
>and they can sense erect penis from across the street
I'm not sure if voting for that progressive mayor was a good idea after all

>>38429739
I'll join the brave demon terrori- I mean radicalists.

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}BREAKING:
}>Mass gathering around a pub in central MGC a}s an Inari does the impossible, making D}ragons and Jinkos agree
>T}he event has gathered a large croud of mo}nsters and humans, demanding Ms. Inari to be g}iven a runoff against the election winner
>"Ms}. Inari is the mayor we need!"
>Takin}g advantadge of the opportunity, the small b}ut well funded Dragon Party has introduc}ed the "safe men on your lap" bill to the MGC legislature, claiming that demanding men to seat on a monster's lap, if available, will greatly reduce public transportation crowding
>It is yet to} be seen how the proposal introduced b}y the Dragon Party, which holds just 6% of th}e legislature will be received, in particular by }the Stripes Party spearheaded by Miss Jinko.

>>38429739
>>38429832
>>38425333
>>38425382
>>38425438

}BREAKING:
>Mass gathering around a pub in central MGC as an Inari does the impossible, making Dragons and Jinkos agree
>The event has gathered a large croud of monsters and humans, demanding Ms. Inari to be given a runoff against the election winner
>"Ms. Inari is the mayor we need!"
>Taking advantadge of the opportunity, the small b}ut well funded Dragon Party has introduc}ed the "safe men on your lap" bill to the MGC legislature, claiming that demanding men to seat on a monster's lap, if available, will greatly reduce public transportation crowding
>It is yet to} be seen how the proposal introduced by the Dragon Party, which holds just 6% of the legislature will be received, in particular by the Stripes Party spearheaded by Miss Jinko.

>>38429739
>>38429781
>they just keep getting stronger
how are they doing this? surely the other undead would vote for more complex candidates, where are they getting all the votes?

>>38429898
It's winter. Lots of people want warm. It's a universal agenda.

Trust the fox
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RypOHapqCeQ

>>38429898
She's just like me...
SHE JUST LIKE ME FR

>>38429842
>live next to arch-succubus dominatrix
>Keep meeting her in the hallway
o-oh

>>38429354
She changes her views 180 degree in a second.

>>38429871
>get on train for the first time, visibly shook
>Oni and fox hag demand i sit on their laps
>This wouldn't have happened if i just went and voted

>>38429871
>free surprise lap pillows
Imagine falling asleep on a stranger monster's lap... wouldn't that be weird? haha...

>>38430231
lap sittings* sorry, I'm awfully sleepy now

>>38429871
they'll be a force to be reckoned with next election

ATTENTION CITIZENS OF MGC POLLS CLOSE IN ONE HOUR
This is your last chance to vote on the future mayor of MGC

https://strawpoll.com/saa2xq1hb

I quite like Devil Bugs

>"Ah hello Traveler. Welcome to my shop of potions, elixirs and assorted wares. How may I be of service? I've got all the potions, draughts and elixirs sold and available from the Order States and Demon Realms. Don't worry, I have Demon Realm potions and ingredients all properly sealed with magics to prevent any unwanted Mamono Mana from seeping to the environment. But if you're one of those Order-Sanctioned Adventurers, I've got Holy Water in discounted rates for any legit or sanctioned Order Member. So what will it be?"

>>38430524
Apple cider, please, a lot of apple cider and maybe a latte

>>38429301
if she's laying down, blow a big raspberry onto her bare tummy and motorboat her abs
at first she will be startled, then quickly aroused
rape is imminent, always be wary of kot tummy of any kind.

>>38430298
Will there be a second round for two top candidates?

>>38429301
Lift weights until you can pick her up and carry her home.

>>38430524
Hello potion seller. I am going into battle, and I want only your strongest potions

>>38430298
Voootees

>>38430524
Stamina potion please my good man

>>38429739
That many lurkers here?

>>38429898
People trust the zombie, mostly because she isn't smart enough to lie.

>>38429739
>>38430840
My wife doesn't want me to vote, she says that I belong at home

POLLS ARE NOW CLOSED!

This is the MGC Electoral Commission with the final results of the Mayoral Elections

With the conclusion of the 24 hour voting period the Commission can officially declare that the new Mayor of MGC will be from the Zombie Party who will serve for the next 4 years, with 24.70% of the voter share and campaigning on... warmth... the Zombie Party made a surprising turnaround late last night, surpassing previous front runners McJuggs and Anon.
Previous Mayor Anubis has congratulated her opponent on her victory and the handover ceremony is expected to happen in the next few hours.

we now go live to City Hall where the party's candidate is... attempting to give a speech.

>>38430930
>it's just her trying to snuggle her bodyguard whilst a horde descends on the gathering crowd

>>38430930
>>38430964
think they might get a wight or other competent undead to speak for her...

>>38430930
>criminalisation of resisting molestation
What?

it was a good run while it lasted. all i wanted is brutal rape and molestation to be ever present for the men of MGC

>>38430930
So does this mean I can finally go to the undead neighborhoods without getting molested anymore?

>>38431068
nope, expect to be brutally reverse gangbanged in celebration

>>38430930
MCJUGGS NYOOOOOOOOOO

>>38430930
Welp, time to move out of the city. Always wanted to farm...

>>38430930
I blame the liches for this...

>>38431078
>Anon gets dragged into a house by two ghouls with a bunch of celebrating undeads
>Looks like the party won't stop for some time

>>38430930
mcjuggs... i raise my milk glass for you...

I really want to marry an angel and have tons of children with her.
What is the best course of action to achieve this goal?

>>38430930
>Zombie Party candidate walks up in stage
>The chatter from the crowd dies down as they prepare to hear her speech
>She fumbles but manages to take out a piece of paper
>Crowd is getting more tense as the seconds tick away in silence
>She choughs and moves closer to the mic
>The tension is unbearable and if they weren't all undead they would have passed out from holding their breath so long
>She gets really close to the mic
>"Waaarm~"
>Whole crowd erupts in cheers and celebration
>Ghouls are screaming in pure joy
>Zombies are hugging their husband
>Wights are even nodding and smiling while giving a standing ovation
>Zombie candidate waves as she walks off stage
>Well, "walks" as sue mostly shambles off the stage and even falls don the stairs so one of the body guards have to catch her.

>>38431184
a lot of charity work

>>38430930
>>38431190
truly MGC is about to have a major shake up

i eat out monster pussy, do you?

Remember that calling any girl of the ogre family "weeb Shrek" is hate speech and can be punished by up to thirty rapings.

>>38430930
when will the new mayor have a press conference?

>>38431245
every thing is hate crime, I call robutts toasters, foxs hags, and cheshires cringe. whats next, I can't call dragons flying cows?

>>38431055
maybe you should run for a higher office

I don't regret voting for Miss Apophis.

>>38431245
Shut up weeb shrek.

>>38431326
>he would have MGC reduced to an urban wasteland

>>38431293
so.... governvor?

>>38429435
You wouldn't let your little sister sleep in your bed?

>>38431372
Demon Lord

Oh no no mo, Bros. Due to the change in office I've been brutally assaulted and forcefully snuggled by this Zomboy, and couldn't do anything about it. Now I'm her personal heater and she's wrapped around me the entire day, enjoying my warmth while squishing her milky undead tomboy tits against me.
I don't want help, just wanted to brag about it.

>>38431418
>demon lord
how the fuck would I do that?
>>38431407
>little sister
never, but oneesan.... all day everyday

so undead hags gonna molest me? OH THE HORROR

>>38431449
Well, you'll need to incubize yourself, and probably with a very powerful wife/wives, more would be better. Baphs, dragons, and/or lims would do it. From there it gets a little harder: you'll need to replace the current DL. You could go to war with her, your powerful wife/wives backing you up. The chances of victory are hard to estimate. You could run an election, once again, hard to guess the outcome. The best option would be to convince her to step down. This is where, once again, your powerful wife/wives come into play. If they're near to or greater in power than the current DL you convince her that you're going to finish her work, and keep all her changes to the world. It's another reason why having a harem of powerful monster girls would be better.

I'm gonna hug the new mayor!

>>38431564
You don't need powerful wives, just to be an incubus. Once you are one, your power can grow indefinitely, regardless if your wife is a baph or a slime.
Men aren't weaker than women in MGE, it's mana filled individuals>non mana filled individuals.

>99% of the thread is RP bullshit
You retarded faggots need to stop this right now

>Making a commission
>Show official art as ref picture
>Asks artists to make the tits bigger
>Artists asks if they can make the tits EVEN bigger
Now this is what I'm talking about!

>>38431628
Cmon, once in a while it's fun.

>>38431613
>You don't need powerful wives, just to be an incubus.
Never said you did. The powerful wives are for combat if the war option is taken, or generating magical power to finish the current DL's work if the negotiation option is picked.

>>38431661
Just train really hard and you can do it for your adorable level 1, Kobold wife (class: housewife).

>>38431644
>once in a while
It's been going on for many months and gradually getting worse the whole time. All the epic meme MGC role reversal, dragoncel, and whatever the fuck else -posting has grown into a full blown uncontainable aids infestation.

>>38431677
You're going to either go to war with the demon lord or convince her to step down with a single kobold wife? You'd probably have more luck in an election, but you do you, anon.

>>38431245
Shrek

Is there anything a human can do that isn’t punishable with rape correction?

Salamander chefs would be cool

>>38431764
You can't rape the willing!

>>38431718
Don't underestimate my love for Lilly. If I train hard every day at some point I'll outlevel Lilith herself.

Reminder if humans sit on your lap you can the duty to warm him up with a handjob. And if he cums in his pants then you are allowed to take him back home to give him a bath and make him wear your shirt. And in doing so it counts as a contract so you are essentially married

>>38429298

>Valentine's Day approaches

>>38431866
>Trusting the contents of any chocolate made by a monster

>>38431900
Oh come now, Holst milk chocolate would be delicious.

>>38431690
Not commenting on all of it, but 1st person dragoncel posts are indeed cringe.

>>38429255

>>38432006
Spidertits!

scary ghost lady

>>38429842

>>38432049
oooooooo

>>38432129
Spooky fat ghost nun!

Reminder that momsnakes are to be kept pregnant at all times.

>>38429255

I am in possession of information that suggests the recent MGC mayoral election was subject to extensive antidemocratic interference

>>38432452
let me guess anon, it was "da nooks" again?

>>38432465
It's always "da nooks"

>>38432452
>>38432489
your still going to have to pay your rent anon

>>38432465
>the boyim know

>>38429255

>>38432737
I always thought the red horns were cute

>>38432855
What perfect pillows these are

>>38432882
Do you think I could finger a centaur while riding her?

>>38432917
You could finger her frontpussy.

>>38432933
Given she's a bicorn I bet she'd rather have you finger someone else while you both ride her.

>>38432918
She is half of the reason I originally got into monstergirls. Her sister is the other half.

>>38433003
I don't really remember how I got this fetish. It might have been request button on pornhub. The femdom fetish was way older though.

>>38432882
I have never ridden a horse, but I would want to hug her while riding.

>>38430930
>OPP that high
what does this mean for the future of human/monster relations?

>>38432452
>>38432465
>>38432489
It wasn't da nooks this time, it was the Liches! They were raising the dead specifically to vote in this election! That's how the Undead vote went from almost last place to suddenly first place within a few hours! Then they'll put them back in the grave and raise them again next election! Face it, our democracy is broken!

>>38433220
>Then they'll put them back in the grave
then why is the city currently swarming with them?

>>38433220
>put them back in the grave
Well yeah, where else are they meant to cuddle their husband?

>>38429255

>>38433200
It means MGC still has a chance- a slim chance- to repent and find salvation in the Chief God's embrace.

>>38433220
Monsters (women in general) shouldn't be allowed to vote in the first place if we're being honest. We should have "woman" elections where they vote over clothes and doujin contents then have the regular elections where men vote for the stuff that matters

>>38433323
Sabbath party will take my vote if they run next time.
based rp

>>38433353
>vteen trash

>>38433246
It takes a while to round up a mob of horny undead, but mark my words, in a few weeks time their numbers will have drastically reduced! Or, it's the zombie apocalypse, and everyone will have joined their hoard!

>>38433384
We've had way too much vtumour garbage and gachaspam lately.

>>38431866
I remember last vday the winter storm hit texas and all those people out on dates were trapped

>>38433407
This one the portals will open and our new wives will ask us on dates, screencap this.

>>38433384
burrito!

>>38429423
>based and blackpilled
>don't give the men what they want, sis

>>38429255

>>38433507
Flautas!
>tfw no latina mgf to cook you mexican food.

>>38429255

>>38433589
Naughty wisp!

Demon girls come in all sizes!

>>38433852
Going to propose to that hellhound

>>38433852
I really like their hair

>>38433349
>then have the regular elections where men vote for the stuff that matters

Like what apron to use, how to dress, should there be scholarships for Inaris cooking schools?. I agree.

>>38433908
>Like what apron to use, how to dress, should there be scholarships for Inaris cooking schools?. I agree.
Nah, women should sort the stuff concerning them on their own.

>>38433919
>well why'd you go for it, you dumb squid?! You know I fish in these waters, you flirt with me every time I'm out here!
>b-but I was just going to grab onto it so I could... be your catch
>grr, this needs to be stitched up or it'll get infected, hop onboard, we have to go back to my place
>ooh, how scandalo-
>zip it!

>>38433919
Please never post crying monsters again, this hurts my heart

>>38431245
girls with large, non-sword melee weapons are hot, especially if said weapon is made for non-lethal/non-painful immobilising of people.

>>38431441
NEED sexy zombie apocalpyse.

>>38432373
Does the bump not get in the way?

>>38433808
unf that middle one can break my pelvis and mind any day of the week

>>38433808
I'll take the shortest one with the long black hair.
I hope she can do fearboner-inducing rape.

>>38432882
That anon who drew all this stuff is a treasure. This is one of my favourites, probably even more so than the one he drew for me. Need bicorn horse rides

>>38433808
I too have this saved. I adore 195, 210, 180 and 179 the most out of them. My favorite kind of demon designs.

Enter the cum cage.

>>38433960
Women shouldn't be wasting noise.

>>38434154
With my Shirohebi and Bicorn?

>>38434087
She'll break your pelvis like she breaks her clothes

>>38434187
Yeah sure they can probably fit.

I want to have sex with a gremlin

Succubus scrambles your mind with sex, pussies, dick, tits, cum, fucking, lewdness, creampies
coomer goomer, supper happy sex time with succubus
sex only allowed, nothing else
talk about fun rape sex, no more non-sex, sex all the time from now on
putting dick in pussy without your permission is true love
succubus succ

>>38434339
Is there a full version of that pic?

>>38434339
>Tell a lich you love her
>She gives you this look and being over
W-what am I suppose to do now?

>>38434352
>supper happy sex time with succubus
I really want a momster to do stuff like that to me

>>38434352
Weird poetry they have these days.

>>38434442
https://imgbox.com/B3N9venn

>>38434555
slopping wet lich hole ahead

>>38434555
Now that's really damn nice.

>>38431245
i wish i was in your swamp taking a fat ogre raping

>>38434512
get under her, grab her and turn, making her fall by your side, pull your blankets over and have a good night of sleep!

last post from me, i wnat to get mindfucked by a fat old mindflayer so I can't feel the pain of getting an embedded tooth remove

>>38429255

MGE has been extremely slow in terms of new doujin stuff since COVID hit, hasn't it?

>>38432006
>>38432440
>>38432737
>>38433270
>>38433568
>>38433663
>>38434666
Take it easy man.

Jinkos advocate for male rights, yet they only top in bed. hmm curious.

>>38431767
I need a Sally teppanyaki chef

>>38434691
You probably have a good chance of being the top if you ask her nicely.

>>38434686
>MGE has been extremely slow in terms of new doujin stuff since COVID hit, hasn't it?
I thought it's always been that way.

>>38434752
We used to get new stuff each comiket though

The new job applicant just showed up for an interview anon

>>38434691
My wife doesn't advocate for male rights, or any rights for that matter.

>>38434686
>>38434752
>>38434761
Other doujin materials are affected too, aren't they?

>>38434762
hired!

>>38434154
B-But I’m stuck fucking my wife there for 2 years already…

>>38434686
>>38434686

Is the Dragon Knight hitting the table in any MGE material or an OC?

>>38434512
>implying she wouldn’t you black magic to force you to fuck her doggystyle

>>38434875
From tweets from wil explaining bonus Dragonia lore, I'm sure redux has them around somewhere

>>38434798
>hired on the spot
>didn't even manage to get a "mweesed to mweet you" out of her mouth
the power of being cute

>>38434686
>MGE has been extremely slow in terms of new doujin stuff since COVID hit, hasn't it?
Eh? MGE never had many doujins, probably less than 15 in total
Or by doujins you mean those fan novels?

>>38434898
Where do you find the black dragons in dragonia?
KC teased they're the "Extremists" of dragons species.

>>38435150
biznis demon has some important calls to make, please don't distract her

>>38434762
Our company will finally have a new edge in the milk market, Greenworm milk.

How would you feel if the demon you summoned summoned more demons for you to add to the harem while you were asleep?
>Go to sleep in your new demon wife's arms
>Wake up in the arms of several of your extra demon wife's arms.
>8 sets, in fact.

>>38435169
Just be careful, some greenworms eat and process toxic substances to dissuade predators.

>>38435169
But greenworm does not have milkers.

>>38434887
>Miss lich, This is going a bit too fast for me, I'm not sure I'm rea-
>"I've been a virgin for 1000 years. I've spent that time learning all the dark and lewd magical arts there are. You will either stick your dick inside of me or I will teach you all about that kind of magic and what it will do to a human body"
And that's how anon ended up with a magically enhances permanent erection.

>>38435169
If I only feed my Greenworm berries, will I get berry flavored milk?

>>38435199
Are you telling me >>38434762 is smuggling bowling balls under that dress and not two, great, big udders?

>>38435216
I bet it's melons she's keeping for later.

>>38435216
I'm saying I see nothing milkable here anon

>>38435165
no, i will hug her and mess with her ears

>>38435133
Usually either the welfare office or the liquor store.

>>38435236
Great-wondereenworm

>>38435276
i am going to set up in the black dragon area and sleep in a box

>>38433993
Somehow, this feels really appropriate for a squid.

you said it's not a big deal if the husband does the cooking or cleaning once in a while

>>38435473
but i like cooking?

>>38435473
What are they gonna do about it?
I've already made dinner and I would be very sad and disappointed if they didn't eat it with me.

>>38435473
oh god, oh fuck, they teamed up.

>>38435473
Once in a while? That's only the husband's responsibility.

>>38435360
Massive flirts that talk tough but in reality need to be protected? Yes.
>>38435518
>they fold, decide to try anon's cooking
>pouting until the moment the food enters their mouths
>oh shit, it's good
>better than theirs
>don't know what to do
>want to take care of anon, but at the same time want to eat his cooking again

>>38435190
>Woah, she took a polymorph potion. Cool!

>>38431919

>>38435613
I don't know why you thought that this piece of crap belongs here, specially on /jp/ of all places

>>38435473
jus pull the trigger, i am dying of toothache

>>38435613
This was made in the west wasn't it.

>>38435583
>food better that theirs
and thus started the anon-kikishog kithcen war of 20XX

>>38435666
I don't even know why you even barely doubt it

Reject mofu, embrace scales.

>>38435847
Ok. Done.

>>38435879
very cute anon!
>>38435847
i only embrace extremely fat tails

>>38435879
comfy nerdberd during a winter storm

>>38435613
>Seething Westoids

>>38435613
When cringe is pointed out, you're not supposed to double down.

big foxes

>>38435583
>Massive flirts that talk tough but in reality need to be protected?
No, bubbly and kinda ditzy. Not stupid, but excitable and distracted easily enough to move on from whatever has them down in a heartbeat.

is there a hyena girl? they are my favorite animal

>>38435998
i need a hug from a very big titty monster girl

>>38436046
I wouldn't expect one anytime soon considering the first sexual hyena fact that comes to people's minds.

>>38436030
>ditz's aren't flirty and don't need protection
Protection doesn't just mean you need to be stronger than her to fend off others, you could be protecting her from herself and the dumb/goofy situations she puts herself into.

>>38436113
This. It's garbage futa-bait.

>>38435613
I think people who like underage-looking girls are pedos especially lolicons who need to be shot on sight but I have to admit, I don't like this image for some reason. It gives off cringe vibes. Plus it gives doragons a bad name and I love dragon girls.

>>38435847
Ofc you meant both.

>>38435998
It may be my brain fried from too much dopamine but foxes like this, that have clothes on, no longer do it for me. It's gotten to the point where I have difficulty recognizing it as lewd probably because I see shit like this so many times. Maybe have her have sex so that it can finally be appealing?

>>38436113
i do not want this part of hyenas
i just think they're cute. i know they're not actually scavengers, but i like the idea of one. also, the females are bigger than the males, and i like tall. also, there could be something good with the laughing. memecat has competition.

>>38436148
I can see your point - its like she goes so far into cringe loli its tryhard and back around to pathetically cute... kinda a 'so bad its good' trope of loli.

>>38436141
>>38436030
Wurms are the best in that regard

>>38436162
of course

>>38436046
benis

Why do my I get phantom pain in my balls when they're not injured around this witch and her undead maid?

>>38436258
No, wurms are straight up retarded, and I love them for that. They need less protection though because they're still dragons who are very difficult to hurt. If anything, you need to protect others from the dumb situations they get into.

>>38436194
>and back around to pathetically cute.
Girl got to do what she got to do to get laid

>>38436279
Unrelated but does anyone else get that, leg or arm fell asleep feeling in their balls sometimes. It happens to me and I have no idea what causes it

>>38436304
Might be testicular torsion
You need to see a doctor

>>38436283
Imagine a gyaru wurm

>>38436148
>especially lolicons who need to be shot on sight
Calm down son, it's just a drawing not the real thing

>>38436258
Wurms go past any notion of "protection" and into tard wrangling. You're basically just trying to keep a cute force of nature in check.

>>38432917
The trick is to ride her bareback right up close on her front shoulders.
Wrap your legs around her human-hip/horse-shoulder junction and lock your heels together over her frontpuss mound.
Then you hold on with a the Dounble-D handfuls while her strides bounce your heeels against her puss.
>a 10km morning ride with heel-frotting her is like an hour of 'edging' her frontpuss, so her rear-puss will be hot and wet by the time you get back home

Cats and foxes need to unite to destroy their common enemy dogs

>>38436359
Why the mouth veil so sexy, I like seeing nice and plump lips

What are the best arrogant monster girls?

>>38436320
This has been happening for nearly a decade. I think my balls are just haunted

>>38436391
Miss mean and arrogant herself

>>38436330
>dumb tan blonde dragon girl
Anon, please, they're too powerful already.

>>38436409
You are probably pulling a muscle in your groin. Exercise more or you'll collapse when your monster wife wants you to pound her.

>>38436416
What happens when an unstoppable force meets an immovable object? Jabberwock is the immovable object, and you all know why

>>38436320
>go see Dr U. Nicorn
>show her Anon's swollen painful ballbag
>one way or another, Anon gets fixed

>>38436391
Can't go wrong with lolibaba vampires

>>38436417

focks

>>38436446
>immovable
Miss wock can get up of the couch when she wants, it just so happens she doesn’t want to. Not because her ass is caught on the couch

>>38436469

>>38436359
They should just give up, the man-dog bond is too stronk.

>>38436483
I just want the fake bun's head in my lap.

>>38436469
>>38436494
She's so charismatic, I bet she's not a dork at all huh

>>38436475
>nerd wurm
She’s quite the bookwurm, l see

>>38436536
>Wurm love books!
>they tasty!

>>38436526
Very charismatic. Inspires much loyalty. Mortals should worship the undead anyway.

>>38436567
>>38436526
>>38436494
>>38436469
I remember what happens when thunder strikes, she crouches down and yells for sayuka

>>38436567
nah, undead are stinky

>>38436573
I bet a lot of flying mamono get spooked by thunder strikes
>Raiju in the distance screaming "I AM CUMMING SO FUCKING HARD RIGHT NOW" in the middle of the thunder storm

>>38436599
Delete this!

>>38436573
Ojou-sama, ganbare!

>>38436634
no, it be true. dead things dont smell good
>>38436620
that made me think of when there is a thunderstorm, you find all the dragons that are all tough and talk shit about men, cowering and have broken into anons house

Which way anon? Foxes or snakes?

>>38436669
>big strong proud dragon breaks into anon's house and buries her head in his lap to escape the sky booms

>>38436730
>is under the covers of anons bed
>DOn't ll-look at me idoit
>is sniffing the blanket because anons scent calms her down

>>38436686
I acknowledge fox supremacy.

>>38436620

>>38436752
>there there, if you come out I'll give you a steak and some headpats
>do not patronize me human! I am not a chil-
>*thunder*
>eek!

>>38436686
Why not take the best of both worlds?

I mean the ears are sort of fox-like.

>Raiju running around at superspeed snorting lightning strikes in a thunderstorm

>>38436820
RUNNING AROUND THE SPEED OF LIGH-UGH

>>38436820
>raiju later found beating up 6 monster cops while masturbating

>>38436656
Perfect and elegant kiki

>>38436656
>>38436837
you think kikis look up to Sakuya?

>>38436686
snakes

>anon has pack of various kinds of wolf/dog girl wives and kids
>It's fourth of July soon
> The raiju nextdoor is having family Reunion

God help him and his poor terrified family

>>38436850
>"Cheating bitch with time powers. Fucking scrub"
I think most do though.

>>38436850
She serves her mistress faithfully and well represents the maid species!

KEISEX Kei sex with Kei Kei Kei my beloved 10 times a day.

>>38436880
i want to know what happens if you give a kiki Sakuya's power, would she be able to resist the desire to just fuck master in time stop

>>38436917
If they recently met then she would start with groping and sniffing mastah while time is stopped. No proper kiki goes for the insta rape.

>>38436863
Take them to the basement until it's over.

>>38436917
Why would she want to? Imagine how much more work he could do if she took care of the worst of his sexual urges without taking any of his time.

>>38436620
>>38436820
>>38436863
>be descendant of vikings
>loved thunderstorms my whole life
>feel excitement when I see lightning, my pulse quickens when I hear thunder
I think you guys my be turning me on even more to this horny zap weasel.
>mfw now I pop boners when I hear thunder

>>38436811
>ends up smothering anon in a hug

>>38436836
What a menace. Many such cases with these zap weasels.

>>38436891
Maids don't need to know that stuff to be excellent at their job!

>>38436917
"Climb these stairs if you wish to purchase a roomba Master."

>>38436987
would like more yuri. shame im not fond of centaurs.

>>38437008
>I already bought one, KIKI
>She just came in this 8 ft tall box

>>38437025
Yuri is awful

>>38436190
Same. I like how hyenas look and think they're cool animals, part of why gnolls are cool. Too bad they've become memed into a one note joke and little else

All anons beware some mind flayer has released a hypnosis app and it's spreading like crazy in MGC

>>38437047
It has it's moments. If you're a haremfag, watching your wives lez out to deepen their relationship, or just to turn you on, is pretty hot.

>>38437078
i did wonder why there are many times I wake up in some dark mages house covered in some weird sticky stuff or blackout and am in the same house being milked

>>38437097
Stop looking at the phone screen when she asks you fool

>>38437121
>>38437121
but i was told to listen to my elders.....

Molest all pointy ears.

>>38437137
nah im good thanks

>>38437137
Just be sure to protect yourself when they come for revenge

>>38437137
i want to nibble point ears

>>38437047
Mamono-on-mamono yuri is hot, and basically just group foreplay to save their Anon the extra work.

Are pregnant automatons technically walking incubators?

>>38437137
I want to molest loli Demon knife ears.

>>38437078
>>38437121
>shy succubus neighbour comes up to anon as he's coming home from work
>asks him to look at her phone
>it's one of those pink spirals like they have in her Zipanguese doujins
>laughs internally and decides to humour her
>anon pretends to be hypnotized as she "orders" him into her house and onto the couch
>starts sniffing and touching his body while she mutters about how "she never though it would work"
>after half an hour of this she starts to take anon's pants off
>he's decided that now would be a funny moment to spook her
>except he can't move, talk, or do anything other than what she tells him to
>the realization dawns on him
>It's going to be a long night

>>38434985
My best friend!

>>38435197
>greenworm eats toxic plants
>turns into a bitchy goth papillon
god that's hot

What ever happened to mm?

>harem of olive-green mass-produced automaton

>>38437313
I now want to feed one nothing but aphrodisiac plants. You know, for science.

>>38437047
I mean it is just something they do while waiting for hubby to get back home.

Holstaurs have the final solution to the Danuki question.

>>38437390
>the final solution to the Danuki question.
MILK THEM

I only trust big girls
My house in MGC has a nice wooden sign at the front yard saying "big girls welcome"
I have turned away many Sabbaths, I am not interested in them

>>38437198
>>38437387
Part of the reason I don't like harems.

>>38437408
>liqud gold comes from danuki breasts rather than milk
No wonder the richer they are, the bigger their tits get!

>>38437425
>anon gets third degree burns while milking his danuki wife

>>38437454
>anon didn't use proper milking equipment
poor form

What's she saying?

>>38437420
That's alright, anon. Whatever floats your boat

>>38437334
Stalled due to various factors. Apart from a series of comics about a thicc succ using social media for hookups, not much has come out from the crab.

>>38435473
The girls can do the dishes, but if it comes to cookin' on weekends, then I'm behind the grill. This is not negotiable, they knew what they signed up for, and they can still make dinner for when i'm back from work so really i don't understand why they'd be upset.

>>38437536
I hope he's doing OK

>>38436273
nah, just a big clitoris. also hyena-girls don't give birth through it, because that's the opposite of sexy, and MGE and most monstergirl settings are all about the sexy.

>>38427734
I wouldn't go as far as to call them based but if you like them more power to you Anon, as for me, I never want to have that weird of a wet dream ever again.

>>38435473
Mmm mmh. It was a tasty burger. I have no regrets.

>>38435473
>kiki using what looks like american m1911
kiki bring much shame to her country

>>38437673
anon rejects their 5 star, 5 course meal and decides to consume borgor. chad.

>>38437684
I'm McLoving it down here in the rehabilitation basement and call center. Send McFucking halp.

Give her a high five/paw. Do it.

>>38437859
no

>>38437859
sure, I don't see what could go wrong here

>>38437859
Alright! High-hey, where's my hand?!

>>38437859
no, I don't like cheshires I think they're yucky
I will hi five the jinko and the ocelomeh, however

>>38437859
wheres my clown mommy, i feel scared, this weird cat is trying to rape me

>>38437933
she just wants a high five, man. you did good!

>>38437939
at wat?

>>38437859
If I touch her I will get the cringe. I don't want to be cringe.

>>38437943
Oh, y'know. Things. Touch the paw beans, anon.

>>38437921
>jinko blushes and spills her spaghetti over touching hands
>ocelomeh grabs your hand and refuses to let go

>>38437956
>ocelomeh grabs your hand and refuses to let go
Miss, the high five is over please release me

>>38437952
no, she'll steal my pp!

>>38437960
>no. We touch hands, you husband now. Follow me back to snu-snu hut.

>>38437956
>lock fingers with the ocelomeh
>tell her that the wedding ceremony is complete and now it's time for your marriage to be consuumated
>carry a confused but happy rapekot to bed

>>38437976
moff

>>38437976
Love this innocent, family friendly manga. shame about the de-aging. that bugs me. heh

>>38437984
grand moff

>>38437968
That was not in the terms and conditions of the high five

>>38437985
>family friendly manga
Yeah it's family friendly alright

>>38437988
>implying you read the terms and conditions of the high five
come on anon

>>38437859
Nah, I bet she has a concealed buzzer there or something.
>>38437956
Jinko can take touching hands. Spaghetti spilling begins when you gently rub her paw beans.

>>38437988
>turns and condoms? Anon funny, we no use condoms. We mate!

>>38437859
she smells like neet

>>38437859
I'm gonna shake her hand for like 5 minutes while someone else films me shaking her hand.

>>38437976
Damn, she really wanna go to that movie.

need yandere moth

>>38437996
>My babies will have plenty of your babies too, papa!
Oh no

Cum in cold monster lolis

>>38437999
I always read the terms and conditions it's how you avoid demons
>>38438008
This is why monster languages should be mandatory for humans to learn. It helps prevent scenarios like this

>>38438041
no, i'll have to go to miss unicorn again and I don't want to have explain why my johnson is frozed inside the wintertown princess

My wife is the GOAT

>>38437047
As others have said, even if you don't like it yuri play is part of a good harem dynamic for people who do like that sort of thing.