/jp/ - Otaku Culture

You have to drink ALL the milk.

>>38688326
I think I'll have water instead.

>>38688303
Hail Miss Pharaoh

>>38688326
thats easy, I already drink at least 4 gallons of the stuff a week

>>38688387
fuck off back to /tg/

MG for this feel?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UHmFbT8DPX8

>>38688565
If it's you, any you like.
If it's her, Jubjub.

>>38688326
I was already planning on it.

Wealth. Fame. Power.

>>38688303

Please stay and listen to miss angel's music, she's very eager to show off her talent

>>38688922
What queer instrument is that?

Who's outfit is better?

>>38689139
jabberwock

>>38689139
Geizah's hat is cute

>>38689240
sister wurm! the strongest and toughest and kindest sister of the coven

Beware the smug demon.

Centaurfags sure have a lot of maintenance to take care of
https://youtu.be/JHGLnec9Eg4

>>38689365
>intentionally spilling wine
Bad. Needs to be spanked.

Human boys claim they don't like be raped but they coom every time, explain that!

Arachnophobia should be punishable by rape.

>>38689450
Nah, that's just something she goes to the farrier every so often for. Like getting a haircut.

>>38689537
registered sex offender

I'd like to marry a monster girl who is around my age, roughly around the same height as me, and fairly typical in all other aspects.

>>38689537
i'd be too horny to do anything If I was living with her

I'm the legitimately who. I had to go to sleep yesterday, and forgot to reply: If the guy who requested that zombies chasing Anon in slums story is still here, I can write an entirely new story too, since the fighting psycho ghoul gave me a brainfart.
The problem here is I have like 14 requests now, pending so you'll have to wait.

>>38688303

Riddle me this: if I married a demon how is our daughter such a little angel?!

>>38689699
demons are fallen angels and children are born without sin

>>38689450
Thats just her regular visit to a nail-salon.
And still cheaper than a 3D buying multiple sets of impractical fashion shoes for only 2 feet.
>although I headcanon wealthy Cents probably get decorative horse-shoes like with 'tiaras' up over the front of their hoof to show off that theyre high-class and dont work in muddy fields etc.

Kamaitachis need more love.

>>38689774
What's in the little one's jug?

>>38689450
More like a visit to a farrier than Anon having to do it.
>https://youtu.be/dx6I5eSC6ME
Although if Anon wanted to learn it would be a fun 'couples thing' to help trim and paint her hooves, but having a private forge etc is unlikely unless Anon is a farrier/blacksmith by trade.

>>38689802
Green stuff

>>38689802
Probably necessary stamina potion

>>38689802
Mamono mana and drugs that make you horny.

>>38689814
Hooves don't have nerve-endings you hacks!

God I want to suck on some holstaur titties.
Or Anubi titties.
Or Kitsune titties.
Or Hellhound titties.
I just want to suck on some titties I guess.

I support human-elves equality

>>38689774
I enjoy those triplets.

>>38689914
I want to run a Nonholst dairy of some sort.
Like all Salamanders or dragons.

>>38689914
How about slimey filmy rubbery gaunt tits

>>38689568
>Arachnophobia should be encouraged by rape.
Fixed that for you

>>38689802
>Next, the one with the sharpest sickles uses her winds to slash up the man's body and the clothing that is in the way. Just as her sickles are the sharpest, the winds generated are also the sharpest of the three: for instance, even if a man were wearing armor, it would be torn to shreds, and his body would receive countless lacerations. These wounds do not hurt or even bleed, but the parts that were cut feel hot and start throbbing.
>Then, after that, the one with the most dexterous fingers rubs medicine into the man's lacerations in a gentle manner. The gentle winds generated by her small, dull sickles gently caress the man's bare skin, thereby alleviating his fear and tension, providing a sense of ease. Due to those winds, not only the man's bound body, but even his heart loses the will to resist, and he ends up simply accepting the medicine that she rubs into his body.
>This medicine, a secret medicine handed down among the kamaitachi, is made from a concentration of the demonic energy of the three of them. When it is rubbed directly into a man's flesh and blood through his lacerations, the man's body is transformed into one appropriate for a male kamaitachi.

What would a Reichsadler Harpy look like

>ywn join a secret monster cult in Order lands

>>38689996
>"secret"
Anon every woman in town has breasts bigger than her head

>>38689996
I'm going to join the hero's party and backstab him at the last moment for elf pussy!

>>38690040
That's why Sabbath cults are able to stick around longer.

>>38690053
I don't like where this post is going.
This some kind of NTR scenario?

>>38690040
You mean in cowtown? It was started by a bunch of holsts after all

>>38690085
NTR?

Why would it be? I'm just helping my precious friends realize that monsters aren't that bad after all. I'm sure they'll love their new wives after the ambush/free for all is over.

>>38690109
Why does giving her that little knife ear make this image so much better

>slavery is outlawed by the Order, yet monster lands allow it

>>38690156
"slaves"
>The slavers themselves aren't even aware of it, but they're being pulled along by strings. Even the winning bidders are being completely manipulated so that the monsters can choose their own “master.” In cases where a human man tries to rape a monster, he may think he's doing it of his own will, but more often than not it's actually a result of him being tempted and lead on by the monster being raped herself. Other than that, monsters have various other abilities that they use to tempt and enthrall men, and they will try to have sex with a man using all sorts of methods.

>>38690156
Don't listen to the angel, she's enjoying it. She came twice already.

>>38690156
She could break free if she wanted to.

>>38690156
I’d rather be the slave that gets bought at an auction house

>>38690182
>>38690198
They can only break free if they're in mortal danger. They'll obey their husbands.

>>38690198
That's what she wants you to believe

>>38690303
I love MGE maledom and monsters that make men rape them but that isn't entirely true. Submissive monsters will let their husbands have their way as long as they aren't ignored. Pretty much any monster will get frustrated and force their husband to play with them if they don't get enough attention.

>>38690303
Good girls!

>>38690365
There is no rape either way, it's just rapeplay like level drain has turned from murder in most settings to dryfish play.

>>38690367
Why are the pinkies tied up?

>>38689869
Tisalia isn't in pain, she's just one of those fearful patients that over-react and make it into a drama.

>>38690394
It's a bondage thing. Just for fun.

>>38690365
If they hate neglect-play so much why don't they just break free?

>>38690394
I don't know, but she insisted, so it must be important.

>>38689943
No better cure for arachnophobia than rewiring your brain to associate many legs with immense pleasure and comfort

>>38688303

>>38690384
That pretty obvious from the phrase "make men rape them" I wasn't saying it was literal real life rape. The setting and KC himself like using hyperbolic words like 犯すokasu. It's barely even rapeplay. "rape" is just light maledom or femdom in most cases, especially once married.

Guys I entered the really tall fox ladies mansion and there are these weird drawings pasted on the walls everywhere what do I do?

>>38688922
the thumbnail looks like she's holding a big machinegun or a grenade launcher

>>38690550
>Monster girl Rhodesia
>The RAR regiment (Rhodesian African Rifles) is made up of dark elves.

>>38690542
I took your fox and made her a fox so you can lose to mofu while you lose to mofu

>>38690365
That's why you don't bully to rape, you bully a submissive monster into raping you instead. Being a power bottom it's where it's at. Trust me, I'm a maledomfag and I've spent unhealthy amounts of time thinking about it.

>>38688303

>>38690149
>"Hm? I'm not like those other monsters."
>"I just have these lovely ears, see?"
>"There's nothing to worry about."
>A few hours later she drains your balls like a succubus possessed and left you unconcious on her bed
Never trust elves! Many such cases!

>>38690611
>>38690617
I hate losing. I need to get my Ws.

>>38690681
It's not about winning or losing, it's all about having control of the situation. you can still bully and dom a girl even when she's going all rapey on you. It's truly a mindset of the cultured dom.

>>38690564
don't go near the ones that their eyes follo you and dodge roll in front of them

>>38690617
I would rather be the attacking and raping my Night Gaunt and Atlach-Nacha wives. They need it so much it is a yandere obsession for them to be constantly played with. KC tweeted with me about it once.
>Me: I want a Night Gaunt and Atlach-Nacha wives. I them to be so yandere that they need my constant attention. They gets lonely and jealous if I don't constantly stay transformed and constantly fuck them. When that happens, they will push me down and constantly fuck me until I transform.
>KC:Yandere wives will always show their yandere tendencies if they don't get it from their husbands. If the husband doesn't look at her tits, she will rub her tits and squeeze her breasts. If the husband doesn't rub her ass, she'll sexually harass him. If the husband won't fuck her, the wife will fuck him back.

>>38690666
>Never trust xy because they'll do this amazing thing for you
I don't get it

Why are hags so much less popular than petite?

>>38690854
goddamn, LOOK AT ALL THAT FREEDOM! USA USA USA !!!!!!

>>38690811
See >>38690713
I didn't say power bottom because it was the only way but rather because it's the path of least resistance with most MGs. If you can dom the love out of a waifu I don't see why not. it's all about the situation.

>>38690919
I don't care what you do. I like to actually dom and there are plenty of monsters that are actually made for and expect men to dom them.

>>38690740
I rolled but the carpet caught my foot and I got stuck.
The tall fox lady is approaching me what do I do?

USA big monsters, erotic ! !

>>38690604
You forgot the Centaur-lous Scouts.
>the famous recruiting poster is now:
>Be a Man amongst Monpussy

>>38690969
take off the pants and strat running

>>38690854
Is designated a BB, looks more like DDs.

>>38689869
in that series, every part of the body is just another erogenous zone
>that moment where she shoves his hands into a mermaid's fucking GILLS and she starts moaning

How do you prevent getting molested on a train full of monsters?

>>38690586
I want to establish communication methods with a fox who can only alternate between looking at you smugly or confused

>>38691027
they had to restructure boob sizes after monsters took over

>>38691038
wear a scary mask, ride in between cars, sleep, or just use a damn car

>>38690983
Exit! Exit!

>>38691038
Just go up to the biggest monster and politely request her to protect you from the crowd of scary monsters

>>38690983
new game, extreme rape mode, nude debuff

affection, my only weakness

>>38688303
My wife

>>38691091
What are the speedrun strats to defeat the fox?

>>38690983
a hug

I want to lick monster girls.

>>38691166
small boy, remove clothes, slather mud and dirt all over, looking like some lost child in general. Sprint towards fox.
easy game.

>>38691166
Really concentrated fertility drugs.
And I mean like REALLY concentrated.

>>38691166
find all the rope, set up a trap, and then tie her up like she's a colossus

>>38691166
why do I see this fox everywhere in these threads?

>>38691310
flavor of the month

>>38691274
>how to activite a monsters maternal instincts into overdrive

>>38691330
Do the maternal instincts override the rapey ones?

>>38691321
basically this>>38691321
Also her creator said she views humans as adorable little kids as well
>>38691360
in that instance, very much so

>>38691330
>go to hagville
>find secluded spot out of sight
>cry out for mommy really loud
>hide

And now we wait.

>>38691226
Would lick an Akaname.

>>38691274
ancient evils never stood a chance

>>38691371
>gets taken by hag dragon or harpy

>>38691394
>black harpy mom(s)
i hadn't really thought about it but now i'm thinking about it

>>38690995
>Be Anon
>cumfy in bed with his Centaur waifu
>reading a book as she searches something online on her phone
>'Anon...?'
>'hmmm?'
>'Uh, I was talking to some of the other girls, and, umm, and there's this thing...and I thought we could maybe try it...'
>Anon puts his book down, 'And it is..?'
>'Uh, It's called 'pegging'...'
>.
>.
> long silence from Anon
>.
>'Umm, ah, about that...'
>Anon's Centaur-waifu shows hin her phone, 'See? It looks like fun.'
>Anon slowly turns to look
>It's another Anon riding his cent-waifu at full gallop, holding some kind of lance
>Anon finally breathes
>'Tent-pegging, it says its called.'
>'Yes, Anon, its a prper sport with competitions, from the old cavalry days of knocking over the enemy's tents... we could try it this weekend, it could be fun, you riding me hard like that.'
>Anon returns to breathing normally
>Well, it does look dangerous, but I suppose if we started slow and you went gently at first, yeah, it might be fun to share that together...'

>>38691226
>>38691374
Same, especially if she were a hag Akaname. I would specifically focus on her tongue. I'd kiss and lick her tongue all over.
And after we're happily married with lots of Akaname daughters, I'd help my wife clean them as well. Nothing lewd of course. I'd probably just be kissing their cheeks and foreheads. Because my heart, body, and soul belongs to hag akaname wife

>>38688303
Bots at the beach.

>>38691523
That seems like a paradox for some strange reason.

>>38691576
i do have a soft spot for beach vampires/vampires with tan lines

>>38691523
Nice, love me some gynoids

>>38691662
i like 2p better

>>38691523
SF are great

>>38691599
Vampire-daughterfus in their Teens go gyaru like other mamonos go Goth/Emo
>sunburning themselves like cutting
>drinking tomato juice like anorexia
>experimenting with veganism
Vampire waifu worrying her Anon,
"Where did we go wrong?"

>>38691374
Hfw Anon explains what a 69 is.

>>38689644
Doubtful, you'd probably just be drained constantly. Same result, different mechanism.

sex sex se-ex with monster girls
kissing, draining, giving her the thrills

>>38691374
Akaname are all fujoshi, in a literal sense
>come home walking from a run
>w-w-welcome home d-dear
>how was your j-jog? Work up a good sweat?
>ehhehehehehee, so sweaty
>your feet, your pits, your chest
>soooo d-dirtyyyy

>>38691914
i wish to kiss the harpy

>>38691914
Fipbh!

>>38691914
>bow on fish
so romantic

>>38691914
>>38692135
>>38692217
What more could you want in life than a harpy wife that can provide for you and your eventual MANY hatchlings?

>>38690156
Isn't it usually con-non-con, like most things in this setting?

>>38692228
harpy wife with a silly hat

>>38690156
>oh no I'm getting my dick sucked by a 10/10 how horrible
how is this wrong?

>>38692243
That's the joke.

>>38692228
>tfw no broody, nesting harpywife

desert bapho
https://twitter.com/BarbLewds/status/1495125334911500295?s=20&t=cIOX8Xs9-s0AXZfgJFxIew

>>38692124
tastes like fish

>>38691040
>alternate between looking at you smugly or confused
2 states are enough for binary communication

>>38692446
F@ C@ makes my pp hard

>>38692446
still not sold on the whole four ears thing

>>38692491
Based on the four eared question

>>38692491
Six would be better but I'd settle for four.

>Pair of Dark Elves call out to you one day
>The one in the brightly colored shirt introduces herself as Abigail and introduces her friend as "The System"
>She asks if you want to spend some time with them while they both start making eyes at you

>>38692542
>authoritarian psychos who think they're freedom fighters

>>38692563
sounds familiar

>>38692509
I don't think it's what the artist intended, but I can't help but think of MGSV.

>>38692446
this is what a typical jinko hag may look like

>>38692650
i figure when they get too old they turn into massive cheshires

>>38692673
why? do go on

>>38688303

>>38692491
The human ears are for listening to humans, the animal ones are the the animals. And for humans too to play with them.

fluffspider

>>38692509
Must be trained as fuck if she received a bullet while in a wheel chair only to travel that distance and take cover without needing legs.

>>38692588
I can understand that. I want more MGs with guns.
>>38692747
Goddamn that's a lot of fluff

>>38692588
Do you think he caught her schlicking-off in his favorite locker?
>it will get confusing if she doesnt get a bandage on the GSW, mermaid blood is a life-extender potion, so bleeding it out is a bit ironic.

>>38692851
i wish i was more fluent in heart based communication

would you marry a pyrow slut?

>>38692836
the cats...

>>38693004
holy shit she's fat

>>38693031
she's a svelte tsuchinoko

>>38692747
Loli floofspooder is ultra-cute.
Arachnaphile but would wait a few years ofc.

>>38692865
I gotchu, senpai.
https://youtu.be/kMIe3unOxOY

>>38693029

>>38693053

>get a note from a kraken
>the ink is still wet

>>38693300
Anon, I don't think that's ink...

>>38693312
Neat to see even monster girls enjoying some Gazer Goop.

>>38693344
If pouring succubus nostrum on anything can monstergirlify it, what if i caused succubus nostrum rain over a forest? Like acid rain but horny.

>>38688303
hold on one second...

>>38693407
Fuck off vtuber scum

>>38693407
begone.

>>38693407
Cucks are not welcome.

>>38693392
What if I pour it on a Succubus? will I get a super Succubus?

>>38692486
>>38692446
Time to go 'hunt' some big kots

>>38693449
bigger wings, bigger horns, thicker tail.
unlocks level drain if they haven't learned it yet.

>>38693477
Thought that was a first level skill. How else would they level up?

>>38693392
You get a forest of dark alarune and grey dryads. They often attact Crimson Druidic sects

>>38688303

>>38693503
nah that's intermediate. they start with melty kiss

>>38693477
What if I do it again?

>>38693541
tail and thighs get thicker, hair roots start turning white.
able to manipulate dark matter to a degree

>>38688922
Nice. Her wings looked antenna-like at first glance, which would've been cool too.

>>38689009
>what is that?
Proof that Swedish niggas are either insane or brilliant. Likely both. I can't remember the name of it. But you don't directly fret it with your left hand, unlike the violin/viol families of instruments which it is close to.

Instead it uses keywork to mechanically 'fret' strings. Pressing a key activates tangents (a la the harpsichord or hurdy gurdy) that change the length of strings. In fact, it's basically a hurdy gurdy (sans wheel), since you still manually use a bow on the strings.

It retained the arched bridge of the violin family. Which invalidates some of the advantage of the key-fretting system -- you physically can't use a Tartini bow on more than 2 strings on a arch-bridged instrument. Not if you want to retain the ability to bow every string individually. It's an unfortunate trade off due to physics. Go flattened bridge and you can only do chordal work, aside from the outermost strings. Go arched bridge, and you're restricted to 'false' chords, such as dyads, and using odd techniques to trick an audience into thinking that you are playing a true chord. It really sucks doing that, btw. Feels like cranking a goddamn machine. Just thinking of it makes my shoulder ache.

That instrument had a mess of strings: 1 drone, 3 keyed, and Eros only knows how many 'resonance strings'. The latter aren't directly played, but resonate in sympathy with the strings you do bow.

I didn't check when meeting the Swede player, but it sounded as if it had a LOT more resonance strings than you would find on the viola d'amore -- and that fucker has seven standard resonance strings, in addition to having seven fret/bowable strings.

The Swedes went kinda crazy shoving sympathetic strings into the instrument. It seriously sounded like a dozen or so of them, but I can't say for certain.

Despite the troublesome mechanisms, it still lacks 'true' chordal function across most of the instrument's range. I.e triads, sevenths, ninths etc aren't available. I assume it is limited to bowed vibrato, due to the keywork.

I don't know the actual tuning. I have relative pitch, not absolute pitch. It was tighter than standard violin tuning (5ths). There was an inside third or fourth on the weirdo keywork fiddle, I think. It's been a while since I've seen or heard one. What's the name of this again, Swede bros?

T.nigga played violin for a decade or two.

>>38693562
Oh shit, can there possibly be a thicc overload? I want to do it again.

>>38693574
third one doesn't do anything. got to take matters into your own hands after that.

>>38693591
I want to scream externally.

The thread today is kinda dead.

>>38693574
eventually their tail becomes more draconic, and you end up with a demonic dragon. Claws, pink scales, etc. Horns look scarier. Wings become leathery on the inside, but have light scaling on the backside. Taller, too.

>>38693619
i want to fuck a Wight too.

>>38693637
it's been known to happen

>>38693619
Somebody disturbed an ushi nest so many Anons are “indisposed” at the current moment

>>38693659
Luck-I mean poor bastards.

>>38693619
I'm just waiting for someone to post something to give me an idea for a greentext. Like the spider-feeding one from last thread. Proud of that one.

>>38688303

>>38693572
Nyckelharpa

>>38693699
I recognise the big girl. Where's she from?

>>38693020
No, but a casual civil union and several children we'd have as a joke is inevitable.

>>38693711
fate

>>38693711
Fate/Grand Order.

Zzap

>>38693708
Thank you, man. Not recalling the name was irritating as hell. I hadn't thought about it for a long time.

>>38693715
Actually, thinking harder, she'd definitely get the ring once she was pregnant. I'd have had plenty of free milk, then it's time to buy the cow.
>Will I marry you? Ohmigosh, you're always too serious, Anon. I'm not saying no though, lawl.

I want to sing songs of love and romance for monster girls.
Gonna make it big as a crooner in 20th century MGC, maybe I'll even make it on the radio!

>Be 10 years old
>Walking home from school
>Car pulls up, windows tinted real dark, even the windshield
>Passenger window rolls down and a woman with pale skin and red eyes is in the driver's seat
>"Hey Anon, your mom sent me to pick you up, hop in!"
>Your mom told you to never accept a ride from strangers, but she knows your name and says your mom sent her, so it must be okay

>>38693832
>She actually takes you home
>Gives you a lecture about not hopping into cars with strangers
>Helps you get you stuff in
>Rapes you in your room for being bad at following orders
Mom needs better friends.

>>38693832
Plot twist: she is friends with your mom and she gave her permission to snatch you up

>>38692509
>save a drowning child
>get shot
This guy doesn't even deserve rape. She's too good for him.

>don't have to work
>can stay home and just sit on the pc all-day
>occasiaonly watch over kids and do housework
>hot wife comes back home and fucks you all night
Who unironically doesn't want this?

>>38693877
And she's friends with your mom because your mom is now a vampire. Something's wrong here, but at least the vampire lady is nice when she doesn't have you pinned underneath her.

>>38693877
a fat dowry greases the wheels of matrimony.

>>38693778
Have lots of kids and beat them with a sack of oranges, Bing!

>>38693887
Sounds pretty cozy. But I'm not a sub in bed, so I'm need a few of these.

How are writefags added to the Mega folder? Does someone just repost all their green from touchfluffytail?

>>38693887
>Occasionally watch over kids
>Occasionally do housework
Someone's in for a rude awakening. Your wife is going to have expectations of you if she's out all day killing food for the table.

>>38693887
I personally wouldn't. I actually quite like going outside, depending on the season. Also, I'd just feel worthless doing it.

>>38693887
Being a househusband is actual work. It's worth it, but you have to put in effort, you don't just get to sit on your ass and look pretty.

>>38693887
>sweaty chauvinist rough-handed crude but hot waifu
I would romance the shit out her. Amazons are weak to romance. Wine and dine her for maximum dominance.

>>38693029
Marshmallow Cats are perfect for magical experiments!

>>38693993
Serve her a large rare steak and you're gonna have a pleasant night.

>>38693925
>dominate amazonfu sexually
What happens after that?

>>38694066
Babies and comfy homelife. Same with every other girl.

Another day where I can't stop loving my Alraune-Ghoul wife.

>>38694055
Because they're indestructible?

"No, don't do it. I'm a virgin."

>>38694097
I'm still having trouble thinking about what an undead plant looks/acts like

>>38694063
Steak and cunnilingus, makes 'em happy every time.

>>38694098
Of course, that's why Gremlins put them to good use.

>>38693967
True. Good nutrition is vital for a healthy wife and kids. Gotta keep the house dusted for their health, too. Gotta ket them outside to keep the excersised. When you're put into the role of a father, you better do a good job.

>>38694063
>jungle meat
>rare not medium
Have to cook it a bit longer. The crude way Amazons tear into food already makes me think they have tapeworms, it's best to be cautious. Other than that, agreed.

>>38694098
An unstoppable Wurm meets an unmovable marshmallow cat?

>>38694121
Don't forget to add "I'm saving it for my future wife, I can't do this before marriage".

>>38694123
This.

>>38694095
Sexually dominate her in public?

Which monster is best for not settling down for at least 50 years? I want to go exploring for a very long time, then settle down in our favorite spot, then take the kids with us on another adventure.

>>38694129
>non-Newtonian kot + gremlin
Oh no. It flies in the face of the natchural order!

>>38694214
I'm not apposed to the idea. Go on.

>>38694230
Elf, Dragon, one of the undead girls. Pretty much any long living mg.

>>38692228
>>38694095
>harpy wife comes home to dozing anon bundled up under some blankets incubating their egg on his lap.
>she kisses him on the cheek and he groggily kisses back.
>she slips under the blanket, nestles up against him and they cuddle together on the couch
it's the sort of life i yearn for

>>38694259
Don't all monster girls live a long time? Same with men once they're incubised?

>>38693918
I ain't gonna be like Bing, I assure you.
I'll be a loving husband and father to my monster wife and monster children.

>>38694230
Just get one of those vehicles that are like mobile homes, how are they called, RVs? One of those plus mamono magic can make for a comfy life of "settling down while not settling down".

>>38694262
>that feel

>>38694243
Wear the thong in the relationship. Give her headpats. Convince her to take up sewing as a hobby.

>>38694271
>They have long life spans compared with humans. (It varies depending on race, from only a little longer than humans, to those who live for thousands of years.) No matter how old they get, their forms remain young and beautiful, and they never physically age any further than that.

>>38694313
Semantic argument, but if they don't physically age 'any further than that', aren't they biologically immortal? You can't die of old age, only of age-related complications like heart problems.

>>38694121

>>38694122
I'm not sure they'd have a general appearance but mine looks like this mostly. One thing I think they'd all have in common is insecurity over their nectar, and if it's still as alluring and sweet as it was before they went undead.

>>38694289
>Wear the thong in the relationship
I'm not sure if this is literal or figurative. Dressing like a slut in public to embarrass her does sound kinda fun though. I can do the sewing if I'm gonna be the homebody. Headpats is a definite.

>>38694331
i'm sure the basic idea is that they're always sexually attractive and active.

>>38694230
Fighter types. Salamander, Hinezumi, Lizardman. They are disciplined too and will not rape you, unless you spar regularly. They will all make you spar regularly.

>>38694331
Being immortal is an undead thing. It is not normal for all species.
>It varies depending on race, from only a little longer than humans, to those who live for thousands of years.
>Age has never been observed as the cause of death in any of the undead. Undying, they are thought to be virtually immortal.

>>38694373
I desire eternity, so I must now find an undead mindflayer.

I want a clown hag to prey on me.

>>38694273
But you will beat your wife, right? This is very important.

>>38694402
Oh B0y do oo oI HavE the GIRLForR yoUU1

>>38694426
Who is this prankster?

>>38694271
Mermaid blood extends lifespan. A monster-human couple will have their lifespans equalize iirc. So only one of them needs to take the blood.

>>38694402
>>38694426
Imagine realizing your sex life was a comedy all along and not the drama you thought it was.

>>38694432
Someone who will turn you into a dildo.

So is MGCs sewer system just full of slime girls or is that just a myth?

>>38694391
>Though most undead arise from human women, there are also undead elves and dwarves, as well as the dragon zombie described later in this volume. In fact, any monster that dies with regrets has the potential to rise as one of the undead. The kingdom of the undead is, therefore, quite diverse.
Any monster can become undead through either dying with regret, being raised with magic, or gaining the bless of undeath from Hel.
>A spell that grants a blessing which causes the target to transform into an undead upon dying. This spell is proof that one is favored by “Hel”, the goddess of life and death. It is also hieromancy that is cast by praying to Hel to grant the target Hel's blessing and mana. It is a promise of eternal peace and transformation into an undead upon death, a blessing granted to humans by the goddess Hel, but according to the values of the Order of the Chief God, it is instead perceived as a “curse” spread by the goddess Hel.
>As previously mentioned, this blessing is granted to those favored by “Hel”, the goddess of life and death. Therefore, adherents of the goddess Hel will naturally acquire this blessing. That is why most necromancers will eventually transform into undead sooner or later. Additionally, this spell isn't just used by adherents of the goddess Hel. At times, the goddess herself will bestow this blessing upon humans that strike her fancy. They say those who visit places connected with the goddess Hel such as churches or temples, may sometimes unwittingly receive the goddess's blessing.

>>38694444
This. Shes from the second level in Castle of Temptation. Great game, with some stuff you might not like. I backed it for a while but the progress was just too slow.

>>38694453
Depends.
You have the sewers which has slimes and rat girls, then you have the DEEP sewers which has bigger version of both, then its oops all under city.

>>38694444
i mean a lot of girls do that metaphorically

>>38694407
No. I will not beat my wife nor my children.
Besides, I bet there were crooners back then who weren't terrible people

>>38694460
She does it literally.

>>38694453
Theres slime girls, the Rat Kingdom, crocodile girls, and also a sprawling criminal empire. They're at war with the powers that be despite them both wanting the same lustful end.

>>38694459
>DEEP sewers
That just sounds like you're gonna end up in a secret abyssal girl hide out.
Still full of slime girls I guess considering the shoggoths.

>>38694465
>Gator girls are often confused for dire lizardmen.
>This is a mistake as the gators don't care about honorable combat

>>38694440
That's more a remnant of the early setting. There are actually potions that turn men straight into incubi.
>When "Succubus Nostrum" is given to humans to drink, it brings instant incubization for men, and instant monsterization to women.

>>38694481
>A lizard girl and a gator spot an anon at the same
>The lizard girl offers to fight the gator in honorable combat for the right to wed and bed him
>The gator agrees, and bodychecks her on the spot, leaving a lizard-shaped hole in the wall
>She picks anon up by the scruff of his neck and drags him into her cave and locks the door

>>38694494
>instant
just *poof* and you're done?

>>38694465
The rats having a Kingdom is cute. I must live up to my family's name and bully the rat queen

>>38694347
I don't know if thongs are literal and figurative myself in Amazon territory. What do the men wear? My point is that you are in charge. So embarrass her by dressing in multiple layers, or a mouth veil. Scandalous fashion and good sewing practice! Call her your big strong girl while giving her headpats in public.

>>38694520
She's 12 foot tall and throws her 7 foot tall guards as a weapon. Good luck.

Do you have an ideal monster girl wife?

>>38694531
>Amazon territory
>You are in charge
I think the fuck not. If you somehow manage that, you are a true man and I respect you, but I think the fuck not.

>>38694555
No one monster/personality, no. I have many monsters and personality types I really like.

>>38694402
>>38694443

>>38694543
Sounds like my kind of job.

>>38694571
Catch the guards and throw them back like its a hammer throw or Royal Guard them, its the only way.

>>38694507
That or she'll pounce and death roll you into her chest.
Gators grow strong and thick with age, they are no mere female lizards.

>>38694559
>runs the household but isn't in charge
Your nagging game is weak.

>>38694531
>short(er) man in a burka calling his wife a big strong girl while giving her headpats in amazon territory
>all the other amazons staring in disbelief
>your wife's face is beet red
>collar sales through the roof
I can get behind this.

>>38694591
Source for this? Image search giving nada.

>>38694481
>>38694507
>>38694581
>not respecting the code duello
Have gators fallen so low? Disgusting

>>38694650
honor is for the weak. take that which you desire.

>>38694650
They've always been ambush predators, not that they'll back down from a standup fight

>>38694640
I found it on /monster/

>>38694511
Becoming a hero or incubus is just a limit break. It would only gives minor stats from the small boost of mana you may receive from the potion. In order to be better than a normal human at anything you need to train. Including sex.
>On the other hand, you normally become an Incubus by having a repeated sex with MGs. This means your EXPs in sex will stack up and once your level caps are removed by becoming an Incubus your level of abilities related to sex will jump, for example like ability to give pleasure to MGs or receiving pleasures from MGs.
>How much you can cum or how long you can maintain erection does rely somewhat on your sex levels but they are mainly based on your basic physical stats. So if one were to become Incubus too fast, like for example by some potions or magics from Succubi, it is very likely that they will be befuddled by their state where they just can't stop cumming and their erections not going away, thus losing control and just giving into the pleasure.

>>38694595
It really is a nice image. If you're going to get raped in public daily, you might as well even the score.

>>38694555
I have two waifus. They are the only monsters I would want.

>>38694674
Nacha and Gaunt?

>>38694665
>>38693925

>>38694658
I can imagine a lizard or ochimusha frothing at the mouth after reading this.

>>38694679
Yes.

>>38694690
Ironically, I actually really like Ochis. Not that this difference in opinion is a bad thing, though. Major personallity differences are fun in relationships.

>>38694679
Not him but, how did you know...?

>>38694663
Why become a hero or an incubus if everyone knows that what gives you unlimited powers is a "good boy" headpat from your waifu.

>>38694659
But will they fight according to the Marquess of Queensberry rules for honorable combat?

>>38694662
I checked again and apparently it's from the monster girl doctor VN's.

>>38694715
If you spend long enough here, you can just kinda recognise things. I only know of one anon with two waifus he holds in this high regard, so I just guessed it was the dude who likes Gaunts and Nachas. His nacha is small and his gaunt is tall and thicc. Technically, you could call him Gachafag, if you combine gaunt and nacha.

>>38694576
How do you defend against such an attack?

wurms are the best because my wurm momster (sometimes big sister when she wants me to call her that) told me they are

>>38694735
That's pretty remarkable. Are there any other anons/posts ITT that you can recognize?

>>38694749
frame perfect parries

>>38694753
I'm not that much into Wurms, but for some reason they trigger my protective instincts almost immediately.

>>38694759
not him but dead kid fucker

>>38694778
I believe I coined that name, actually. Not sure though.

>>38694753
>With a simple and undemanding nature, Wurms are filled with motherly love. They will take you to a tranquil tavern or inn located in a natural cave, where you can rest after your trip. When they sense that a person is in trouble, they will overcome any obstacle to help them. Regardless of their beloved family's opinion, regardless of having to move through rock and earth - they will be in the business of saving people.

I am losing to fox propaganda

>>38694759
Off the top of my head, just him and the loli lich guy/deadkidfucker

>>38694707
It is an intriguing concept. Why is pic an odd pair? How would such a large divergence work out? It is no problem for Ochis, because feudal society is m'lord centered morality. What about a truly odd couple? I would've assumed that a pair would be incompatible if too different.

>>38694759
there used to be a gazerfag. he doesn't monologue as much as he used to so i don't know if he's still around.

>>38694778
>>38694800
>deadkidfucker
Who?

>>38694815
If you ever see a guy bring up 'Pear shaped loli liches are the best!' or something along those lines, usually out of nowhere, thats him.

>>38694759
The guy who wishes us good nights and to not burn the thread. Not sure if it's the same guy, but that's a pretty damn long tradition he has there.

>>38694827
It's a bit of a low hanging fruit to recognize that though. Like the guy who posts commisioned pictures of his waifu baphomet.

>>38694844
Oh yeah him too. Theres also all the various fags. Greenworm anon too.

>>38694854
Low hanging, sure, but im convinced literally any mention of pearshaped lolis is him

>>38694854
>>38694856
I don't think it should really count if they're straight up announcing who they are.

>>38694759
Diff. Gatoranon is about, duh.
>>38694778
>>38694800
>lichloli
I didn't notice him posting anything.

>>38694862
i don't call them pears but i do love me some wide hips.

>>38694867
I don't see why not.

i love my wife.

>>38694867
Eh true.

It's becoming habit to just get pictures of Cherry in, or playing whatever game I'm currently into. Here she is dressed as Latch from Lethal League Blaze. Thanks Vada.

>>38694759
The Alp fucker(s)?
I think there's actually more than one anon who would marry and fug an Alp

>>38694891
powerful snake tails...

>>38694891
>fuckhuege zipper

>>38694899
Sup.

>>38694884
It's the difference between recognizing subtle mannerisms/patterns vs. someone outright saying who they are. You're not really recognizing anything in the latter case.

Watch out for demon realm snakes.

>>38694886
>jubjugs
Still has the cowlick.

>>38694886
Very cute.

>>38694899
>more than one anon who would marry and fug an Alp
Correct.

>>38689139
How can you browse the jay of pee and not know that this is 2hu?

>>38694936
the cowlick is important

>>38694956
i like to think it always points towards her husband

>>38694965
it does, the only image with me in it (her husband)
funny enough, i forgot to draw the line art for the cowlick. but it did point to me.

>>38694918
You mean subtle mannerisms like:
>frabjuous mushroom wife
>lich experiments
>fat vore monster
>need to fuck cows
>sandworms are great
?

>>38695017
some anons are more coy than others

>>38695017
Most of the things you just listed are pretty generic.
>liches experiment, yes
>half the thread wants to fuck cows
>shrooms are smelly

>>38695038
>some anons are coy
Like that anon who wants a minotaur to spit in his mouth?

Name one other monster who can make you cum by snapping her fingers
Raijus are great. Maybe even perfect.

>>38694891
i was playing hotline miami 2 recently and was stuck on takeover.... so what would be good idea with monster girls

>>38695017
>frabjuous

>>38695062
who among us doesn't want to be monsters communal spittoon?
oh right

>>38695017
>>38695062
I don't like this at all. I'm going to conjure multiple thread personas and rampantly falseflag to throw off your scent.

>>38695081
Have you thought of any new stories to write?

>>38695093
don't be so frumious, ms haku.

>>38695094
I would rather have my wives addicted to my saliva as kiss sluts.
>Additionally, the taste of the mana contained in saliva isn't so important as the act of ingesting it through kissing. From what I've heard, the unbearable sensation of having a man's mana flow into one's head, seemingly melting one's thoughts, is even sweeter than an internal vaginal ejaculation, and it is addictive, so many monsters will frequently beg their partner for kisses.

>>38695182
i like the mutual destruction thing oomukades have going on

>>38695060
For all you know it could be only ONE anon wanting to fuck cows, but he is VERY persistent. Lichfag and Hatterfag are not what I would call generic. You missed my point quite hard, anon.
>>38695101
>I will talk about things that I don't like to confuse you about my identity
The only way someone could recognize an anon is by them discussing something they want to discuss. That's my real point.

>>38694899
Resident Alp fucker and alp lover reporting in
https://imgbox.com/Ij7rUrBt

>>38695116
Eh, a few. I wanted to write a story about a banshee and a depressed anon on a ringworld orbiting a black hole going who meet while the anon is stargazing and she tries to make him feel better.
There was another about an anon being sent to investigate an asteroid colony that went dark, and he finds a cult which forces him to drink a tainted succubus nostrum which makes him NEED a monster to survive, so hes forced to summon a demon.
Also, an expansion on the Lich's arachne collection greentext I did last thread.
I've lost part of my motivation to write about monster girls, since I got hit with a massive wave of motivation to work on my actual novel.
Also, how did you know I write? Have I posted that picture that often?