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Angry Type-Moon Fan !sb4zbEtwQs Wed Dec 9 01:44:01 2009 No.3872028 [Reply] [Original]

What would you do in this situation?

>>	Muri !fFyWPEKKOk Wed Dec 9 01:47:01 2009 No.3872039 Scrub her front

>>	Anonymous Wed Dec 9 01:47:01 2009 No.3872038 "Use your hair."

>>	Anonymous Wed Dec 9 01:47:01 2009 No.3872041 genuflect.

>>	Anonymous Wed Dec 9 01:48:01 2009 No.3872048 Ask if I can join, and offer to wash her back for her.

>>	Anonymous Wed Dec 9 01:48:01 2009 No.3872049 Add to filter.

>>	Anonymous Wed Dec 9 01:50:01 2009 No.3872054 Offer to wash her back, and then do so quietly.

>>	Anonymous Wed Dec 9 01:54:01 2009 No.3872067 She doesn't have her glasses on, I'm already turned to stone.

>>	Anonymous Wed Dec 9 01:55:01 2009 No.3872071 >>3872067 She only wears them to prevent unlikely accidents.

>>	Anonymous Wed Dec 9 01:55:01 2009 No.3872073 >>3872067 She's got her contacts in. You're safe. Just make sure you don't do anything to make them fall out.

>>	Anonymous Wed Dec 9 01:56:01 2009 No.3872074 >Angry Type-Moon Fan !sb4zbEtwQs Rude sage.

>>	Anonymous Wed Dec 9 01:57:01 2009 No.3872082 This isn't where I parked my car.

>>	Angry Type-Moon Fan !p79UWsBuw. Wed Dec 9 01:58:01 2009 No.3872086 >>3872074 >>3872049 Why don't you like me?

>>	Anonymous Wed Dec 9 01:59:01 2009 No.3872091 >>3872082 I'd park my car in there, if you know what I mean.

>>	Anonymous Wed Dec 9 02:00:01 2009 No.3872098 >>3872086 because you generally post garbage threads like "jp meetup herp derp" naked rider is always acceptable though

>>	Anonymous Wed Dec 9 02:02:01 2009 No.3872105 It's not like she'd care if you saw her naked, just keep watching and tell her to carry on.

>>	Angry Type-Moon Fag !MOONmNft4g Wed Dec 9 02:02:01 2009 No.3872110 >>3872098 At least /jp/ has fun posting in those threads.

>>	Anonymous Wed Dec 9 02:04:01 2009 No.3872116 I'd cover myself in her wet hair and masturbate furiously. Then I'd wash her.

>>	Anonymous Wed Dec 9 02:13:01 2009 No.3872140 Time before this turns into a NSFW rider thread: close to none.

>>	Anonymous Wed Dec 9 02:24:01 2009 No.3872171 >>3872140 Since when are there SFW Rider threads?

>>	Anonymous Wed Dec 9 10:00:01 2009 No.3873626 >>3872028 Hug her tenderly. Then fuck her silly.

>>	Anonymous Wed Dec 9 10:00:01 2009 No.3873631 >>3872171 all the time, in /m/

>>	Anonymous Wed Dec 9 10:02:01 2009 No.3873638 Give Takeuchi drawing lessons.

>>	Anonymous Wed Dec 9 10:08:01 2009 No.3873653 Have my amulet of Protection From: Stone Gaze activate. Then offer her a towel.

>>	Anonymous Wed Dec 9 10:12:01 2009 No.3873664 She's Medusa, isn't she? I'm stone

>>	Anonymous Wed Dec 9 10:20:01 2009 No.3873683 File: 65 KB, 500x500, 1239507335409.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] I'd let her ride my bike if you know what i mean.

>>	Milfeulle is my Waifu !iS.Yuri/S. Wed Dec 9 10:23:01 2009 No.3873692 File: 210 KB, 660x990, 54f3a63f43d7ddfe911d2b8f70d620b0.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>3873683 You silly anon... You don't have a bike.

Anonymous Wed Dec 9 10:27:01 2009 No.3873699

I turn to stone.

And by turn to stone.

I mean I get hard.

And then I prematurely ejaculate and leave both of us terribly unsatisfied, causing an inferiority complex that drives me to drinking and leads to me never having a satisfying relationship with any woman.

Then I die alone and unloved in the detritus of my own life.

>>	Anonymous Wed Dec 9 10:29:01 2009 No.3873704 >>3873699 I like how Anon has set a reasonable scenario for himself

>>	Anonymous Wed Dec 9 10:35:01 2009 No.3873713 File: 220 KB, 1024x768, 1dfca971c72682412bef5d19a71c1911.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>3873692 this is ma bike

>>	Arcueid Brunestud !ARCIkc4cG6 Wed Dec 9 10:36:01 2009 No.3873721 File: 150 KB, 650x465, kratos_badass.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >What would you do in this situation? 1. AREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEES 2. Tear off shirt 3. Flex. 4. Tear off some heads 5. ??? 6. Profit.

>>	Yandere !Loveq/tK3Y Wed Dec 9 10:48:01 2009 No.3873756 >>3872028 1.Ask if I can wash her hair 2. Smell her delicous Ichigo flavoured hair, she's slightly blushing. 3. (Long list of cuddling, groping, licking events) 4. Hairjob.

>>	Anonymous Wed Dec 9 10:50:01 2009 No.3873763 Apologize and leave.

>>	Anonymous Wed Dec 9 10:50:01 2009 No.3873764 >>3873721 >5. Genuflect

>>	Anonymous Wed Dec 9 10:51:01 2009 No.3873772 File: 17 KB, 458x332, barrelroll.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Wed Dec 9 10:52:01 2009 No.3873776 >>3873756 Why would her hair smell like bleach?

>>	Anonymous Wed Dec 9 10:55:01 2009 No.3873786 File: 98 KB, 512x512, 1211837151118.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Dye that hair red

>>	Yandere !Loveq/tK3Y Wed Dec 9 10:56:01 2009 No.3873792 >>3873776 ?

>>	Anonymous Wed Dec 9 10:59:01 2009 No.3873803 >>3873792 Well you see, you capitalised the I in "Ichigo", so I made a joke that you were referring to a character...nevermind.

>>	Yandere !Loveq/tK3Y Wed Dec 9 11:54:01 2009 No.3874070 >>3873803 Lame Joke. I started capitalizing the "I" in Ichigo since I watched Rozen Maiden. Weird habit.

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