/jp/ - Otaku Culture

First for cowlims

>>38882244
Told you I'll make it, even got dubs. Now everyone has to consider the best girl.

>>38882244
That ant is kinda sus

>>38882244
THAT ANT IS MADE OF FALSEHOODS

Was trying to think of ideas that would go good along with this outfit for my vampire. What do you guys think would be good?

>>38882283
Oversized men's shirt and nothing else.

If your girl ain’t hellish then your girl don’t matter.

>>38882250
Damn memecats, always getting dubs and trips

15 Convincing Reasons to have an Automaton GF

>>38882501
1. you can mod her to talk like shodan

>>38882811

>>38882811
>>38882837
>be space trucker anon
>stop at automated outer rim refuelling station far from civilisation
>awfully quite
>no one around
>brush it off, must just be between convoys
>won't be here for long anyway
>get the feeling your being watched the entire time
>something must be wrong with the automated doors, have to open them manually
>have to force some of them
>place starts giving you the creeps
>want to get out of here as soon as possible
>stock up on food and make your way back to the ship
>get ready to launch only to notice a something
>the hanger doors won't open
>the docking clamps won't release
>and you have no fuel
>voice come over the intercom
>saying you can't leave now

>>38882501
Warning! Silly Automatons are easily hacked!

Imagine being a farmer boy and having an allmighty dragon wanting you

>>38883004
>hfw she sees you reaping with your shirt off

IDEA BUCKET
throw you ideas here, lets see we can get a convo or a story out of it
I got a few
1. GENERAL BEETLE, a CC version of the regular solider beetle, likes hugs and watermelon
2.Hakutau online teaching stream
3.Dr eggman styled gremin
4.the red cobra thats seen in the profile pharoahs art is actually a subjigated apophis
5.Strict and stern valkire that compleaty turns meek when her wings are stroked
6.Vampire treating garlic like it's cocaine (puts a line down on anons dick and licks it up)
7.Dark mage complaining about how media has tarnished their image

>>38883014
I would like it if she was a unkown benfactor, both in protecting him and getting him better farming equpment.

>>38883087
Six sounds fun, I like it when sex involves food

>>38883087
I like to see a vampire call her daighter out for doing garlic
then agian, its MGE, she'll probably give her daughter pointers on how to get the best high from it

>>38883087
>4.the red cobra thats seen in the profile pharoahs art is actually a subjigated apophis
as in she's been turned into a cobra or dummy pharaoh has mistaken her for a cobra?

>>38882933
but how am i supposed to do any trucking if a station AI doesn't let me refuel? i'm gonna sue her for spousal abuse once the whole situation is over with, the least she could do is upload herself onto my ship and sail the starry sea with me.

>>38883234
I like to think she can turn back and forth for her mistresses needs

>>38883234
>Why are her scales red?
>She leared she shoudn't have tried to "swallow the sun"

>>38883004
>gimme your harvest

Bullying yetis!
https://files.catbox.moe/y06w04.png

>>38882811
Shodan's "In my talons I shape clay" makes me feel all funny inside, I think I am in need of a dominatrix AI.
If you can make it through her maze of terrors you get rewarded.

>>38883362
She'll get fat.

>>38883087
>Hakutau online teaching stream
Is miss haku gonna start taking off pieces of clothing for every question anon gets right?

>>38883398
She has a high metabolic rate!

>>38883584
yeah, o believe that. she justs wants all my sugar crops.....

>>38883615
Now I'm thinking of entertaining a dragon with slices from my finest sugarcane (It's just the nearest sugarcane crop I can break off to chop up for her whenever she flies in)

Why are hags so delusional?

I do not want to have sex with monkey I do not want to have sex with monkey I do not want to have sex with monkey I do not want to have sex with monkey I do not want to have sex with monkey I do not want to have sex with monkey I do not want to have sex with monkey I do not want to have sex with monkey I do not want to have sex with monkey I do not want to have sex with monkey I do not want to have sex with monkey I do not want to have sex with monkey I do not want to have sex with monkey I do not want to have sex with monkey I do not want to have sex with monkey I do not want to have sex with monkey

He had and somewhat interesting post while talking about the Owl Mage and how her husband would wake up in the morning stuck in her fluffy plumage. It's been said before but it goes to show how much variety there would be in the monster girl world.
>Question: So are there some kinds of Owl Mages that are so big that they can completely fit their husbands? Like Mr. Owl Mage of the Horned Owl?
>KC: It's just not listed because there's no end to it in terms of illustrations if you subdivide it too much.
>I think it is safe to say that there is a wide variety of monster girls with the characteristics of various types of animals in this world. There are also a lot of Kobolds, from a tiny Pomeranian-like Kobold to a big Golden Retriever Kobold...

>>38883940
so there could be a clifford breed kobold?

>>38883087
My dark mage neighbor story is somewhat similar but she bitches about technology instead.

>>38883940
Large muscle Kobolds are canon then, cool.

>>38883940
so they can be a blue skink lizard gals with extremely fat tails

>>38882244
Faker neet

>>38884267
Esports gamer monster girl

>>38883910
I can change places with you if you don't want to.

>>38882244
What was KC’s reasoning for making baphomets (and by extension) into lolis?

>>38884588
He be lolicon, dummy

>>38884588
Child belly erotic, duh

>>38884588
KC likes cunny.

>>38884588
Lolis are gatekeeping MGE from normalfags.

>>38882244

>>38884624
My pants are now tarnished

>>38884642
Imagine being caught by a monster that can't even leave her bathtub.

>>38884642
Cute fishie

>>38884675
Mermaids are masters at convincing men to get in the tub.

>>38884675
Psychological tricks, may involve guilt tripping.

>>38884687
>>38884693
There's cotton candy and all sorts of surprises down there

>>38884705
She also gives a mean back scrub, and even brought her own luffa

>>38884705
Are there balloons?

>>38884705
>cotton candy
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rfbb4yRBH64

>>38884720
Lady, I'm too cute to be raped in a sewer.

>>38882244

>>38884631
but can you still be a fan while also not being into loli?

>>38884588
*by extension witches

I freaking hate moblie devices

>>38884768
oh. in that case i think it's more that he was going for a magical girl sort of thing instead of swamp crone.
it also helps to distinguish them from other magical sorts such as dark mage (usually).

>>38882244

>>38884740
You are never too cute to be raped in a sewer. In fact, sewers, abandon buildings, and industrial complexes are the ideal locations for monsters to rape cute guys.

>>38884837
I'm not cute at all.

>>38873553
>>38877385
Tamamhoe is out?

>>38884857
please ensure your foxes are factory sealed for maximum freshness

>>38884857
The fox is loose, everyone panic.

Why was foxy fox sealed anyway?

>>38884887
stole tofu
a LOT of tofu

>>38884887
she got a time-out for being naughty

>>38884857
>>38884878
Nah man, foxes are still sealed. Look she clearly said so. It isn't like she'd cover herself with fake seals and claim as much.
In fact I'd say it's 100% safe for an unmarried man to fuck her tits right here.

>>38884887
Too foxy.

need a BIG cow to wrestle me into submission

whats one thing to draw? nsfw/sfw

>>38884904
I just need BEEG monster girls in general.

>>38884910
A tarantula

>>38884910
a big cow flexing is alwasy a good thing to draw

>>38884910
Wight cuddling with zombies

>>38884902
>ma'am this is a no fox zone. are you aware of just how foxy you were being?
>she does the hand sign
dang flagrant foxes

>>38884936
I wish I was knight Kermit too.

>>38884902
Is there really such a thing?

>>38884857
She'd better be bringing Cat with her.

>>38884910
Kejourou cleaning her hubby's ears.

>>38884997
Sorry Anon, all you get is a rock

>>38884624
I need a picture of the tarnished peaking up the little doll's skirt while big ranni looks on in embarrassment

>>38885045
all i got is this

What if you got a handjob from THIS?

>>38885061
Pray to goddess she pumps me dry.

>>38882244

>>38884995
Apparently, if she had to be sealed because of it.

Well at least all the accumulated tails through the centuries didn't split-off as fox spirits to rape people.
There'd be enough kitsunes to rape the entire male population and would be only a matter of time till they foun-

I love yetis so much it's unreal.

>>38882244
amogus

>>38884887
Evil fox, very evil and dangerous, deserved to be sealed.

>>38884887
She stole forty cakes. That's as many as four tens.

Sometimes mages have cats, sometimes the mage is a cat.

>>38885173
That's terrible!

>>38885149
Not as much as I do, buddy.

If she was sealed then it must have been for a reason, r-right guys?

Do you think there would be restaurants or places that cater to combat girls like salamanders?
Screw wine and dine, I'll eat and beat!

>>38884978
me too man

>Regura doujin got translated
>it's, God forgive me, with a h*man girl
>came harder to it than his bug girls
Dammit Regura.

>>38885149
I want a Yeti in scarf bondage and gag wearing a shirt that says
>Tie me up until I'm shivering

>>38885387
I wish I was Australian.

Yeah yeah but you know, it’s cold times. Humans need constant monster body head to survive. I’d say we should approve the Yeti’s decree that humans should be shoved inside their leotards, head between monster breasts. For their health.

>>38885754
This would also save on transportation.

KC on Hellhound's chest fluff:
>The fluffy chest of the hellhound has a fragrant scent that ignites and weakens the male body.
>It is a scent that makes you feel secure and wants to entrust yourself, and the strength of the scent is proportional to her excitement and amount of exercise, so if the attacked man runs away ...?

>>38885754
I dunno, if I get shoved there I will be doing more than just simple cuddles, just saying.

>>38883014
>hfw she sees you *raeping with your shirt off
Ftfy and her

At your wedding, would you request that your bride wear a traditional human designed wedding dress or would you let her wear a design that has received the monstergirl touch?

>>38882283
Dhampir baby in belly

Foxes are incredibly trustworthy so I think there is nothing wrong with stripping in front of them

>>38886126
Why would I strip? It's freezing out there.

>>38886254
Fluffy tails are better for your warmth and health

You will never teach you Baphomet wife how much better it is to have a mature adult body.

>>38886318
Be careful, Anon; some of them are only small for efficiency's sake. If you give them a big, bountiful, inefficient gote body, onii-chan is going to have to put in extra duty to fill the gap.

>>38886338
Big gote looks pretty efficient to me.

>>38886408
Krampus oneesan is going to make sure you're a good boy.

>>38886408
Neither of the big goats are known for being POWERFUL WIZARDS. Small bodies are better at magic. The Sabbath agreed, don't bother them about it.

>Men have more internal mana
>Women are better at influencing external mana
I like how KC adds details like this. Makes his world seem more grounded

>>38886278
So they say. But funnily enough, no Anon has ever gone through a fluffy tale and come back here to tell the tale.

>>38882244

>>38886475
Sounds similar to the worldbuilding of Sequel. Men produce mana naturally, while women (and monsters for the matter) can manipulate it. So now that mana is scarce and the amount of men are few the monsters evolved into becoming seductresses to increase the likelihood of finding a man

>>38886475
>humans try to claim they aren't cum faucets when this is literally one of thier inborn powers

>>38882244

>>38886084
Which wedding? There'll be two, and at one of them I'm tempted to have her go completely naked.

Now that Tamamo no Mae is free, she is going to take over the world to enforce fox-human breeding, every fox's belly should be filled to the brim with their husband's babies!

>>38886601
>Now that she is free by default she becomes the Maou as we are in an era most of them were murdered or sealed by heroes of the past
>all foxes in the planet become fox girls, all evil spirits and the like are now kitsune'd too
>Humanity was ready for an invasion from outside, but from inside their countries the foxes will start raping the men everywhere
nyoooooo

>>38886601
You can't threaten me with a lovely, heavily pregnant fox wife!

If you try to rob/vandalize a kiki's house you will smacked with a broom, and be forced to clean up any mess you made while she scolds you.
If you try that with a married kiki she will do the same but you will get smacked with a frying pan instead.

>>38886601
>fockses will take over the world before the portals open
Eh, I guess I'm not gonna complain.
would've preferred cows tho

>>38884887
She seduced kings and emperors, she drove them mad causing them to behead 1000's and started wars.

>>38886601
>every fox's belly should be filled to the brim with their husband's babies!
So say we all!

>>38886601
Nigga, she's going to eat our livers.
We're all going to die.

>>38886540
Dumb wife

>>38886084
>Husband
>Getting to dictate the wedding dress
That aside, I'd allow monster touches, but it'd be the touch of someone with restrained sensibilities. I see no issue with adding a little sex to the traditional wedding dress, but this "tits, stomach, and panties out, look at how sexy I am" design philosophy is terrible.

Legend has it that if you shower the saddest, most bullied nerd with affection, the following things will happen;
She will cling to you without cease.
She will start slurring all of her speech.
She will develop heart-shaped pupils.

Beware.

>>38886521
She won't be so smug when she realizes she's the dump to my faucet.

>>38886634
But what would my Kiki maid say if I try to rob or vandalize my own house?

>>38886733
How do you rob your own house?
Smacked with a ladle, pulled by your ear and scolded. Of course, you will have to clean any resulting mess.

>>38886716
Guy with PTSD who doesn't fear death vs Love starved yandere nerd when?

>>38886759
It's the excuse to panty raid the maid's bedroom without raising suspicions

>>38886716
I couldn't bear watching someone bully my gf.

Is it considered teasing to have buff maids carring for the sally wife after she's put on some baby weight?

>>38886681
I thought only Korean foxes did that.

>>38886796
If they were already there, no. If you only hired them after that, definitely.

>>38886868
I don't know what makes it better in that situation to be honest, both would be quite fun.

>>38886829
Tamamo has been in a lot of places

>>38886681
Liver regenerates, don't be a pussy

>>38886829
>>38886922
Shut the fuck up, fox, you're not getting my liver!

>>38886951
There are other dangers to your liver you know

>>38884887
She killed a couple emperors, the first one by mistake, which caused the start of shogunates.

>>38886909
Everywhere except my bed, apparently.

>>38886868
>Hire buff kiki maids to help care for the sally wife while she's softer and heavily pregnant.
>"Oh, I'm so getting you back for this when our daughters are out."

>>38887041
She won't if you impregnate her again fast enough.

>>38887049
>Buff maids stay on staff
>Sally wife just gets softer with the next pair of twins.
>everyone in town thinks she's just a weird, ignis/lizardman mix that put on some weight.

>>38886906
It's better when they're used to each other's presence, but now wife needs more care when she's pregnant and she feels weird being served like that.

>>38887105
>Battle maids were her former friends and compatriots from the adventuring days.
>She's salamander nobility so it means she just starts her adventuring career with help.
>They're just teasing her about how tight her Bikini armor would be now a days.

>>38887096
Personally I'd prefer my wife to remain buff so she can be the role model for our daughters.
>>38887136
Come on, I bet they're all thinking "damn, I wish that was me".

>>38887174
Oh for sure, and they'd most likey start 'hinting' at being next, but for now they'd just enjoy teasing their mistress over her softer frame

>>38882811
>>38882837
>>38882933
Need AI gf

>>38887260
As far as MGs go, that one would probably be the most realistic. Rejoice.

>>38884675

>>38887317
Would be funny to see them run.

>>38887298
Definitely the ones we're by and far most likely to receive.

>>38886967
too real

>>38884014
I want 4 and 7

>>38886967
You've somehow managed the impressive feat of making me hiss from that self burn.

>Summon pyrow for some casual sex
>Knock her up
What the fuck do I do? She said she was on the pill and when I asked which one she said fertility boosters. I’m not ready to be a dad, I just wanted some no strings attached sex with a demon

>>38887298
>>38887596
I hope we get robowaifus before Armageddon. It's not looking good.

Confess something you believed about MGE MGs when you started reading that turned out to be completely wrong. Do you believe you were actually wrong at the time or it was a KC retcon?

Slow deep kissing with young monstergirls
Slow deep anal with young monstergirls

>>38887729
I believed they were evil and the order were justified with based angel crusaders.

>>38887729
Lamia death stangle

>>38887717
It's not like you have to marry her or something. In fact, I'd let her move in so you have easier access to MILF poon. It'll be fun!

>>38887717
Think of it as just being fuckbuddies living together to save on rent/bills. And having kids means paying lower taxes, very savvy

>>38887729
>>38887754
This. I almost become a paladinfag. Thank god my depravity won in the end.

>>38887751
>Anon, why is your houri squire pregnant?
>Actually, nevermind, I can figure out why. Looks like you just started a marriage alliance.

>>38886687
Something like this?

>>38887717
This is why you wear a rubber, try to pull out, or stick to just the tip

IN EVIL WOMEN I THRUST

>>38887837
eat shit warhammerfag

>>38887876
thats not warhammer

>>38887876
An elf is an elf.

>>38887876
Damn anon can you false flag any harder?

>>38887837
I wouldn't mind going even less sexual but that's about what I'd expect, yeah. I'd make the skirt long enough to at least cover her ass when she's standing up straight, have the train or whatever wrap all the way around back and maybe toss some sheer fabric over the tits to be extra conservative, but if we're making slutty wedding dresses that's an okay compromise. I was imagining something more like this but shorter; it'd about pass as a cocktail dress at least.

Battle dresses are the outfits for monster girls.

>>38887896
Not him, but I remember this used to be posted by some /tg/fag with the same filename.

>>38887876
wasn't that WHF guy actually sanest of the bunch? I even remember him coming to the vg MG thread to apologize for enslaved anon

>>38887952
the image(gif) itself is harmless and on topic though. I don't really see why its worthy of an instant fuck off reaction.

>>38886084
Something classy I guess

Portals when, wanna molest a big civilized ushi-oni that grew up taught to not smash pelvises and laugh as she tells the teachers what I’m doing as they never believe her till she eventually makes a me shaped hole in our bed

>>38887971
You would understand if you were schizo.

>>38887931
>>38887983
fucking botes

>>38887971
I can't blame him being jumpy lately.

>>38887956
>>38887971
Not him, but along with that file, there's also this image here >>38886084 that used to be posted by someone who made new threads way too early. Don't care enough to complain on the images being posted alone, but these things do get noticed.

>>38887990
Yes I like fucking boats and monster girls how did you know ?

I actually like the crusader aesthetic. None of the monster girls keep that and the ones that do get anime edgy evil style instead.

>>38887990

>>38888038
I believe KC has said that not all Fallen Valks get that aesthetic and can keep the original Valk look.

Cherish the time with your Amazon daughter before she's old enough to start learning hunting with your wife and be ashamed of being called daddy's girl.

>>38887990
It's what they're made for.

>>38888098
>ashamed
Doesn't matter, I will always call her my little girl, because she will always be my little girl.

fixed your chief god

>>38888226
I love shortstacks

>>38887717
Just live together like the other anon said, definitely not falling in love and having a happy family, oh boy who could want something like that.

>>38888173
It’s like you are begging her to rape you like a bitch when she outgrows you and start calling you “little boy” in revenge

>>38882244

>>38888272
Imagine wanting to have a big happy family, with new members constantly on the way.
Who would want something like that?
Definitely not me haha

>>38888313
it's ok to have a "normal" family anon

>>38888226
Gonna make lots of little demigods.

>>38888098
Monsters skip the "hate daddy" stage of teen angst. This does not prevent daughters from being embarrassed by their overbearing fathers however

>>38887896
>>38887901
>>38887920
>>38887956
https://desuarchive.org/_/search/image/MAVuvlRHDE_I0isDToLYng/
Same file name every time, coincidentally the same file name he used to have when spamming that image on /tg/. Gee it's obviously not him though right?

When I arrived home today, I caught my Alp wife playing video games with the laundry still lying around.

>>38888317
Right? Living the bachelor life together with your BFWB and many daughters sounds so much cooler than getting married like some kind of family man. Who would even do that in the current year?

Bute seriously, "I guess I wouldn't mind having kids of it's with her" sounds like a nice cozy transition into being a dad.

>>38888433
Do your laundry, Anon.

>>38887956
The sanest of the bunch were not uniquely identifiable as being part of the bunch.

>>38888466
Well I do it on most days, just wish the wife would do some chores around the house every once in a while as well.
I'll just raise our lovely and angelic succubi daughters to be better than her

>this fox character is created a few months ago
>people start reposting images of her
>artist makes more and more images
>we post her more and more
>the energy created by our foxposting reaches critical mass
>the spirit bound within that Killing Stone in japan is freed after 1000 years
>it was that smiling fox all along
>she subconciously implanted the idea of her into that artist's head
>and we reposted it over and over
>like fools
How does it feel knowing we were the ones that brought about the Reign of the Fox?

>>38888545
all i have to say is.... nice. all the foxes that will come will see as cute kids

>>38888545
I...
I desire to make a lot of small foxes with that big fox.

>>38888545
I for one, welcome our new tall and fluffy overlords

>>38888545
I would have preferred a dragon but I'll take it

>>38888545
Time to lead the anti fox resistance army

>>38888613
>ufufufufu

>>38888545
>evil fox spirit will bring us to nuclear war
I accept it

>>38888629
Go away this is a mofu free zone!

>>38888545

Depends, will she give us MGE MGs?

>>38888038
Valkyries fall given enough time but not all of them are corrupted to the point of becoming Dark Valkyries. You can have one who keeps the look.

>>38888723
no
>>38888684

>>38888731
Nuclear war is fine too, At least we have a chance to isekai if that happens.

Foxes are dumb, they plan on “tainting” your bloodline with foxes, but end up bearing human sons

>>38888737
Dumb, cute, fat, fox.

>>38888736
>Nuclear war isekai
Nothing would phase you in a new world after that. Especially since you'll be too busy dealing with the ptsd of being vaporized.

>>38888752
That's why you rush to get the best of baphomet doctor care before the millions of normies isekaied with us catch on.

>>38888737
Why is that man abusing his fox wife though?

genies genies genies

>>38888970
The third wish should always be to make the genie your wife

>>38888980
"Now what is your third and final wish?"
"My greatest desire that you would marry me," anon said sadly, "but alas, that is against the rules."
Genie gives a wry smile, "Besides, you do not need to wish for what already is," and kisses anon.

"You still have one left," she tells him as he grows old and grey, surrounded by their offspring.
"... I wish I could spend eternity with you and our children."

Can you sleep in your living armor wife?

>>38883004
Imagine being a farmer and having a bountiful harvest and healthy livestock

>>38889138
I see them
Nice

>>38889138
Might want to double check that image bud.

>>38889138
tiny cherry gets past the radar

>>38889151
All monsters should have their breasts out.

>>38889108
yes and its comfy

>>38889138
cute and pink

>>38889174
Then all humans should have their dicks out.

>>38889239
Sorry but my dick would get cold and look small, monster boobs only look better because their nipples get erect

>>38889239
Fine then.

>>38889239
This is not an equal exchange. If all men have to have their dicks out than all monstergirls have to have holes cut out of their crotches for quick access.

>>38889138
Officer D. Elf lives to put away troublemakers like you!

>>38889304
Officer D. Elf will never fuck you anon, no matter how many times you tattle

>>38889318
Holy shit give me a piece of that AnubASS

>>38889174
>>38889239
>>38889273
I see the greatest minds of MGC have gathered .

>>38882244

>>38889273
What would be the equal exchange for topless monsters?

>>38889383
What is the point of a half animal monster girl if she's gonna have a regular pussy? fucking amateurs

>>38889385
The closest human nearby has to cover their breasts with his mouth and hand

>>38889385
Tight tanktops and assless chaps.

>>38889394
This.
Men must provide ample breast coverage with their hands.

>>38889239
I had no idea that we had monster girls browsing /jp/

>>38888545
Feels good man, may her reign last 10,000 Years. I hope I get with one of her daughters if I prove myself worthy.

>>38889441
its just a horny fujo

I don't think we should fight with monsters over dress codes. We could lose that fight if they limit who can vote on the law.

>>38889390
>Ignores her perfectly fuckable spinneret

>>38889480
I think any monstergirl with a working pair of ovaries would like my easy access idea.

>>38889480
half of these bitches don't even wear pants

>>38889480
>only monster girls get to vote
>men get to decide what they wear
I'm good with this trade off.

>>38889448
Sauce

I wonder if KC will ever include the Goetia.

Hocus Pocus on my dick she will Chokus

>>38889575
this made me laugh so take a you

>>38889575
fug

Isn't the Hellhound's tits fluff buff that KC just gave them, too overpowered? It says it "weakens" the body and makes it horny and also makes you feel safe with her, so basically it has the same effect as getting hit with Mamono silver and more. Monster warriors actually have to strike you with the weapons to have advantadge of that effect. Even the Manticore, has to shoot and actually hit you with her poisonous spines before they get you in insta sex mode. According to KC, just being in the presence of a Hellhound, is enough to be affected by the pheromone. I don't know, it sounds too much. Also if the strenght of the scent if proportional to her excitement and excersise, and when she is raping you she will be extremely excited and working out a lot, how are you supposed to do anything during the sex sessions other than heart pupil to her and moan about how safe you feel with her and that you want her to protect you?

>>38882244

>>38889655
Monsters being OP is a feature, not a flaw. Hellhound isn't the first monster to have broken scent/inhalation effects, either.

The violence has escalated

Need Pharaoh with massive booty and booba.

>>38889675
I wonder what would happen if upon the portals opening, I bring daily donuts boxes to the MGC cops, to the point it becomes a daily expectation that I appear with a donut box gift.

>>38889706
I wonder what would happen if a lamia cop squeezed me and I couldn't breathe

>>38889694
Which are the other ones? I only recall cockatrice and it is kinda balanced by the fact she runs away, so it isn't an instant husband button like Hellhoudns "You will automatically feel safe and want to be protected by me when I am around" scent.

>>38889715
Matango, alraune and greenworm spring to mind. Bubble slime also counts once she's raped a man once.

I literally can't stop thinking about Alps.
I want to have sex exclusively with Alps.

>>38889744
>tfw no waifu that gives you psyonic powers via eating her poop

>>38889655
That's just how beast girls operate. She's not the first and won't be the last one to have overpowered pheromones. You lose the moment one gets close enough to shove your face against her body or to give you a faceful of fluffy tail.

>>38889480
If you want humanity to keep the right of wearing clothes you just need to vote. You ARE over 150 years old right?

>>38889480
we should, if theyre going to wear something it better be stylish

>>38889736

If I had a Shiro wife, I would do this with a fake account, just to have her violently rape me in Yandere mode.

>>38889782
I'm going to bury myself in that cleavage and i refuse to leave.

>>38889747
b-based...?

>>38889782
It's time to get these hags out of government so people with normal lifespans can take part in running the country

>>38889830
cursed

>>38889782
sorry, i am way too young and intend to keep it that way

>>38889715
Banshee cries incite lust and make her husband rape them and while it require being close to bitten or stung other monsters have strong venom effects.
Atlach-Nacha venom can make even submissive men rape them.
>Thank you for updating! What effect does poison have on M man?
>Thank you! I feel that M-men would also be tempted to rape the Atlach-Nacha.
>https://twitter.com/k_cross/status/819134705484238853
Monsters, whether they are a femdom breed like a hellhound, a maledom breed like the Atlach-Nacha or Cockatrice, or something in-between, monsters in general even have normal nymphomancy to get a man to fuck them in a way they like. That is kind of a big part of the setting. Even when a monster is getting roughly fucked and raped by her husband it's because that's how she wants it.

>>38889715
dragon zombie has rot breath

>>38889845
but regular politicians drink baby stem cells to live longer

>>38889868
I want to comfort a crybaby banshee

>>38889715
alarune, barometz fluff (it floats away for long distance attacks), gandharvas general presence, h'orcs, and any monster acquainted with wild pheromone come to mind

>>38889567
The she fox comes and does chores.

>>38889964
open bobs

>>38889942
oh and myconid spores too. we don't talk about them much.

>>38889969
I wish to become the Myconid sporebomber, turning entire cities into fungal forests filled with shroomgirls.

>>38889715
Not a Species, Dark Braves are Said to have a Lilim like Instant loss Aura as well extreme Magical and Physical Power.

>>38889969
They are pretty good though. Would snort some while balls deep in my wife.

>>38889980
little loli myconids popping out of your lungs like a chestburster

>>38889969
Alice have a rape aura that effects the man she likes. Although it's more unconsciously using nymphomancy. Monsters in general could do the same if they wanted.

>>38890017
i don't know if it's scent based though. would be interesting to run a couple tests on that.

>>38890012
Not the picture I meant to post, woops.

>>38890050
mushipples?

>>38890029
It's not. It's seduction nymphomancy. But it's still a ranged effect effects her target if he's close.

>>38890056
so don't flood an office building with undiluted alice musk?

>>38890072
ew, thats sounds disgusting

>>38890054
shhh, the mods are listening.

I want to climb the ranks of the monster army by using my superior fighting skills so I can impress the general

>>38890009
Slimy cow.

>>38889736
>What do you mean "who", woman? You want me to guess who's that you've been messaging with behind my back judging by those prints? I dunno, must be that fat faceless bastard neighbor.

>>38890110
A crown for my queen. WIP

>>38883398
>get

What is the current reality of non marital MG sex in MGE? Early settings implied that a few select breeds like Mantises and Jinkos married the first man they fucked and that most monsters could have multiple sexual partners in their lives before finding her husband.

Now it seems that most MGs marry the first man they have sex with, So, is MGs having sex with a man and not marrying him now completely banned from the settings or does it occur even if rare?

>>38890093
>boy
>fighting
sorry anon, you're gonna be stuck on bed warming duty

>>38890240
>Now it seems that most MGs marry the first man they have sex with
Yes, that is correct. There is no slutting around, for anyone. The first monstergirl you succumb to is going to marry your ass and pump out a dozen babies.

>>38889655
Hellhounds are easy to beat
>Hellhound going to rape you
>Cast mind control on her
>Rape her first
You now have established dominance over her and no matter how much she rapes you it can never wash away the shame of being doggystyled by you

>>38890257

I know, but what I want to know is if sex that doesn't ends up in marriage is now 100% banned in MGE, or if it still happens in a minority of cases.

>>38890257
Who needs dating when the universe will lead you to your perfect man anyway.

>>38890275
I don't believe it happens at all. Monstergirls intuitively know which man is going to be their soulmate once seduced.

>>38890242
I'm going to refuse to warm any beds and annoy people in charge until they let me prove I'm just as capable on the field of battle

>>38890280
Is this an Austin Powers reference?

>>38890277
i bet that 1000 year old kraken wouldn't have minded but all's well that ends well i suppose

>>38890435
Misread that as 1000 year old kakuen

>>38890467
big mommy milkers monkey

>>38890467
Mge jungle book about a shota getting fucked (and married) to a bunch of different ancient animal monstergirls. Some say the kakuen cast was indeed a thousand year old virgin until after the sex scene.

Would an amazon let me hunt with her?

>>38890521
>ooby do, I just wanna screw you-oo-oo!

>>38890540
sure.

>"*cough* *cough* Ahem. My people, Kingdom of Erusea- *violent coughing*"

>>38890571
knock it off already.

>>38890540
Maybe your Amazon momster could take you fishing, that should be safe enough for a boy.

Here's your freed japanese fox demon. Say something nice to her

>>38890644
Ain't you kinda small for a 1000 year old evil spirit

>>38890644
Get back in your fucking rock

>>38890644
She's too flat to be a sex demon, what a shame.

>>38890668
she's a little malnourished after being sealed for a millennia or two

>>38890644
i was promised big fox mommy milkers

I require courtly ladies with disproportionately large breasts.

>>38890540
I'm sure she'd think it was extremely sweet that you're taking an interest in her hobbies and take you along with her. Just expect to get ridden quite hard when she misses her target and feels the need to work off the frustration.

>>38890721
do you accept those who have an eternal office

>>38890704
You gotta earn those.

>>38890747
but how?

>>38890762
Many fox kits.

>>38890740
I mean, why wouldn't I?
Is there something wrong with sharing an evening with a wight countess that has ruled her land for a century and a chest that rests on the table when she sits?

>>38890704
>>38890762

She has a big pair of perfect fox milkers in her mature form.

Would you party up with a tank goat?

>>38890801
yup, as long i get to use her also a healer

How do monsters in a crowd react to a fist fight between two men in public?

>>38890801
But wha if I'm also the tank?

>>38890577
Alright, what alternative monster would you turn Francesca into? Since it seems a Roper tentacle "doesn't look good on her." According to various anonymouses.

>>38890839
>"FIGHT FIGHT FIGHT FIGHT!!!"
>t.mamono crowd witnessing the fight

>>38890862
until one of them starts getting their head stomped in

>>38890801
Considering I tend to do that or heal? Yes, I'd be fine with that.

>>38890775
Gay

>>38890644
>Free after several thousand years, extremely shy and introverted fox demon.

>>38890870
probably have to rest in a bed to get all that hp back.

>>38890896
>7 year old post

was /monster/ really that long ago?

>>38890898
This is not Fallout 3/New Vegas

>>38890927
well yeah, it's much better.

>>38890924
You would be surprised how ancient this community is. I'm pretty sure communities existed as far back as 2009. I don't even have any idea if the /a/ threads existed back then.

>>38890927
You act like most rpgs don't have a go to sleep and recover all your hp mechanic

>Electronic Drum 'n Bass music plays

>>38890740
>Welcome my vassal, we have much to discuss and- ah, you must be new to your office.
>How can I tell? Well, most of my more veteran vassals and servants don't stare at my chest quite so long or openly as you're doing.

so whats an intrest killer when reading a monstergirl fanfic?

>>38891029
One girl clearly going to be the goal, then suddenly shoehorning in a harem.