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>>38950198
My wife

>>38950198
I bet she knits kickass sweaters

>>38950198
Fatty.

>>38951229
cmon man, the thread barely started, that's so rude :(

>>38951063
Why does she wear the hat?

>>38951631
well it's cute, isn't it? plus it keeps her ears warm

>>38950912
Our wife

>>38950198
fox

old and busted
and not even POSIX compliant

>>38950198
Why exactly

>>38963493
What did you just say about my $hell-wife? I'll have you know that she is POSIX compliant and follows the UNIX philosophy.

>>38969238
very cute picture of ran

Now kon-sider this fox

>>38976276
needs 8 tails more for maximum fluff

>>38976364
You would think that Ran would find it uncomfortable having to balance all that hair on her behind

>>38976276
No this shit fox scammed me

>>38951373
Imagine having sex with these two at the same time. Imagine.

I somehow found out about Ran before I got into touhou. I think I was drawn in by her design but I still love her to this day

>>38951063
That would be very grandmother like of her

>>38991747
Ran is the most maternal 2hu
It is why she is best adored through tender loving babymaking sex

>>38992265
What if she's barren and infertile from such old age? Will you keep trying?

>>38976374
No. Tails help you balance. Dumbass.

>>38991747
please don't call Ran a grandma, she's sensitive about her age

>>38992328
Youkai have eternal youth
The cute fox can be made into more foxes indefinitely

Oi.

You would have to befriend Chen before you get to know Ran-sama. Otherwise she might get jealous that you're stealing her away from her

Ran is a smart fox.
Do you think she would look down on humans for not being as intelligent as her or hold affection for them for their boundless curiosity to explore and create?

>>38951373
what does the fox say? (seriously)

>>39006248
Humans are like children in her eyes, and she treats them accordingly.

>>39006405
soooo...
she a shotacon..?

>>39005140
until Ran gets her so desired Texas Instruments sponsorship and replaces you, you chink calculator.

>>38950198
Ran have TWO THREADS!
>>39012533

>>39008594
YES

>>39006248
I would hope Ran would have a soft spot for our crusade to the stars
science alone is useless, it needs industrial might behind it to truly flourish

>>39006248
do your computer looks down on you, while it cannot overwrite the rules that are its very own existance? does it feel smug when it perform a physics calculation, unaware its solution is actually wrong?
Ran is Dumb, she can only perform instructions, her master's commands

>>39026438
Ran isn't a machine, she's more than self aware
at worst, she's an AGI possessing a long dead fox

>>39010961
Calm down Joe Pesci, what are you doing on /jp/

>>39029722
Kourin is a lucky playah

>>39032937
All the 'hus swoon over him

>>39013549
just LOOK at those big, delicious kitsune milkies

>>39035752

>>39036357
Thanks, Ran.

>>39036579
You have to milk the fox daily or she will start hurting.
You don't want her to be in pain right anon?

>>39037052
This dumb fox should just milk herself!

>>39037956
She gets off from you doing it

>>39036357
die screaming chantanigger

>>39048585
Chanta = God
To this day, he's still drawing cute Rans

>>39037052
Don't worry Ran, they don't call me Udder Slayer for nothing!

>>39048556
What a pervert, trying to use my good will for sexual gratification. Now I'm definitely not milking her!

>>39037052
>You have to milk the fox daily or she will start hurting.
>You don't want her to be in pain right anon?
wouldn't she just leak if you don't do it for a while?

>>39069369
Yes and it would be very embarrassing for her
You're the only one she can confide in (Chen-chan's fangs hurt her when she suckles).

Can someone post that Ran and Yukari bathing webm from the Touhou anime.

>>39073489
Touhou isn't an anime

>>39074741
sage next time and don't quote

>>39036579
I would drink it while making eye contact with her.

>>39074741
He means the fan anime you sperg

>>38950198
I considered the fox.

What now?

>>39090097
Not big enough

>>39090226
Consider the fox again

>>38950198
I consider this fox quite lovely and huggable

>>38993676
For horizontal animals, dumbass
There’s a reason only a few bipeds have significant tails

>>39096491
Vertical bipeds*

>>39090226
now consider how'd she look in a pretty white dress with a shiny ring on her finger

>>39090226
consider wifing the fox

Pretty fox

>>39096776
I will wife the fox and make Tsukasa a bunch of new foxy friends

>>39096776
no, cables are better
less overhead and more speed

Floof

>>39103029
More kitsunes is always a good idea

whatever happened for that 3d ran poster around a year ago who would post the awful mmd gifs

>>39132033
I think a mod stepped in and banned them
Chanta will be next

>>39132033
he exposed himself as a pedo by posting MMD CP and got sledgehammered for good

>>39072348
>>39037052
>>39036579
>>39036357
>Chanta

>>39132125
doubt.jpg
post an archive link

>>39132146
He wouldn't be posted if his Ran milkeronies juggies weren't so terribly juicy and... milky

>>39132769
I like the way you talk

ran lactates and you cannot convince me otherwise

>>39141941
How? She has never conceived a child.
Unless you massaged them everyday and she started inducing lactation

>>39143648
>unless you massaged them everyday
bingo.

Will the fox kon-sider me?

>>39146616
Get to it then

>>39143648
>Unless you massaged them everyday
yes

Open wide

>>39147486
I want to steal Ran-sama's milkies from poor Chen

>>39147523
Don't do that. There's two milkies to go, one for both of you and supercute one in the world Chen-chan.

>>39148090
That's true! I hope I can at least make amends with Chen for stealing only one of Ran-sama's breasts from the milk loving catgirl. I don't want her to hate me. Maybe we can suckle together for some wholesome family bonding

>>39148184
Yees my boy. Chen is a good girl and she deserves Ran's milkies just as you do.

>>39148257
Yay! I think Ran would be the most happiest of all now that her milkies are relieved

>She has never conceived a child.

not true, i exist. Ran is my mom

>>39148780

>>39148780
Chen, you're adopted

>>39149019
Lies. One in the world super cute Chen-chan was concieved as true they come.

>>39149060
But... you're a cat?
And Ran is a kitsune?
Youkai laws of nature are hard to figure out

>>39149083
Abandon the common laws of men.
Enter Gensoukyo.

>>39149161
>Enter Gensoukyo.
You'd have to find me and protect me. I don't want to get eaten by a scary youkai once the sun goes down

>>39148780
your mom looks like she's been pregnant ten times over so I guess I'll believe you

>>39148184
>>39148257
These pictures are making me have lewd thoughts about Chen.

>>39153357
Please, do not lewd the cat.

Raaaan! Where are you? Me and Chen want our daily milkies

>>39146674
Imperious fox

>>39161832
Hmpf!
Mouthy human

>>39157760
Mama Ran has humongous bags of sand!

>>39162608

>>39162655
Oh my god!, those things are going to eat me alive!

>>39163000

>>39163041
I want to enter Ran's fluff.

>>39163120
Hop in Anon!

>>39163149
Spring is here and it's already too hot!

Ran when i was being made

>>39163497
I can fan one of my tails to cool you down.
Now let's cuddle

>>39163149
*pomf*
What are we gonna do on the fluff, momma Ran?

>>39163822
>*pomf*
More like *plomp* if we're talking about momma Ran.

>>39163910
If you hug her from the front you will just vanish

>>39163947
I wouldn't mind at all. This is the good ending.

>>39163531
Gensokyo is a scary and dangerous place. Getting birthed and raised by Ran would at least guarantee that you safely make it to adulthood.

>>39164170
I hope the long lifespan means every stage of life is drawn out, i want to be in her womb for years and spend ages drinking milk and growing into a big fox

>>39163041
It'd be like a whole new dimension in there

Ran. Diet. Now!

>>39164417
Ran is perfect though

>>39164297
Knowing Ran, even after aeons of getting mothered by her and finally reaching adulthood by kitsune standards, she would still continue to treat you like a child and wouldn't object to you drinking her milk.

>>39164417
No. Fuck you, anon.

>>39164499
>"You want to sip again? You loved it so much when you were younger"
>Your tail starts swishing in excitement by itself

>>39164417
Ran is a very hard working lady, you can't just take fried tofu away from her!

>>39164767
Drinking Ran's milk straight from the source is a great bonding experience, and there's no reason to stop it just because you're all grown up.

Are Ran threads always like this?

>>39167081
there used to be a lot more surrogate mother posting

>>39167081
Momposting is incredibly powerful, but if you try we can have cuteposting instead

>>39167081
This wasn't the direction I imagined when I made this thread 2 weeks ago

>>39167081
Sometimes there's diaperposting too!

>>39167672
Isn't that more of a Remi thread thing?

>>39167935
No, it's just one mentally ill scatfag spamming his garbage.

>>39167672
please god no
spare the ran threads

>>39167471
how new are you? Ran threads used to be way more momposting focused than this as early as a year ago

>>39164170
Getting birthed by Ran is disgusting. Anon takes the mommydom stuff too far

sucking ran's massive engorged breasts with nipples the size of a baby bottle nipple

>>39171591

>>39171290
Speak for yourself, i want her cervix to slurp me like a noodle

>>39176624
what

>>39176624
Anon shut up

>>39176624
Anon keep talking

I hate Ran art with oversized milkers

>>39185250
The bigger the better, faggot.

there should be more art of yukari + ran harem

I am going to have sex with Ran Yakumo from Touhou Project. I find Ran Yakumo from the Touhou Project sexy. However, she is a kitsune and feeds on human life force. That could kill me if I tried to have sex with her. To remedy this, Ran Yakumo casts a spell on me making me resistant to energy drain. Keep in mind, resistant is not the same as immune. I still take damage. It is. either 1 point or 0 points of damage each second I am having sex with her. Just because a particular second caused 0 points of damage, does not mean that I did not feel anything, it just means I took no damage. I am not going to rush through having sex with Ran Yakumo. I make sure I pleasure anything I have sex with especially non humans! I'd rather take damage than not pleasure Ran Yakumo.

Ran Yakumo and I go to Gensokyo to have sex. When having sex with non-humans, it is ALWAYS sexier to have sex in their natural habitat rather than at human's natural habitat. Gensokyo is Ran Yakumo's natural habitat.

Before we went to Gensokyo, Ran Yakumo let all the youkai know that we are just here for sex. The youkai will not attack us because they know that I am here in Gensokyo on sexual business. This includes Yukari Yakumo. However, Yukari Yakumo thinks that I am going to be an easy recruit for becoming her shikigami considering that I am having sex with Ran Yakumo. However, I have no interest in becoming a shikigami.

Does anyone have a f-list?

>Ran thread

>>39200381
>Just remember, Mommy felt it too!
What does she mean by that?

>>39200418
It's probably refering to certain pasta, which i am too lazy to dig.
Also pic featured in said pasta (atleast full version of it) is impossible to find.

>>39200381
every time this image is posted I actually feel various degrees of bad

gee anonymous, how come you get two moms?

>>39200381
>
>>39191749

>>39203149

>>39200161
>Does anyone have a f-list?
>f-list
what?

>>39218998
fat list
ran is fat
in all the right places
fat ran

>>39200161
Of course, we're all degens here. But do post yours first, anon.

>>39219544
It's a shota

>>39209987
I am a degenerate but this kind of stuff is where I draw the line. Fuck NTR.

the bigger the fox the better

>>39235600
Anon needs to suck on them, they became too big!

>>39235600
What i'd do to be a son raised on milk from those tits

Ran-shama!

Love is stored in the fox.

>>39238480
The best thing about Wildcat is her cute faces not her booba

>>39239774
Kissable lovely motherly faces

>>39239774
This desu, there's plenty of artists who do better booba, but the faces are lovely

>The year is 2011+11 and /jp/sies still complain about chanta
You can complain about him when you're half as dedicated to Ran-chama as he is.

>>39243739
niggers just dont understand the quality

>>39243739
What are they even mad about?

>>39245043
For some reason people are mad he no longer draws her so chunky and sweaty that she looks like she's gonna' pull an Elvis on her next trip to the can.

>>39243549
>>39241139

>>39243739
Even after the artstyle change she's still perpetually nervous and sweating 99% of the time

>>39247720
To be fair, the newer style has more polished hair which is good; however, the previous art style had bigger boobs which is good. Both are good in my opinion for those respective reasons.

>>38950198
Ran!
I love ran!

>>39247691
You just want to marry that face

>>39247691
I want to sex that face I want to hug that face.
I want to make that face smile and wake up next to that face.

Still want to sex it though.

Can Kitsunes awoo?

>>39251862
They do a kind of screaming instead

>>39251862
They do something

>>39251862
They sound like they are laughing.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GKuVatRjfq0

>>39260676
If you pull Ran's tails she'll make these funny sounds

>>38950198
I like the Raccoon more.

Look at your momhu now!

>>38976276
There's no soul in that art.

bump

>>39245149
that's not how I remember it
some fag spammed ran threads complaining he drew her "too fat"

>>39276095
i never liked the faces, still don't. something about the noses i'd suppose.

bump

>>39276482
Fata makes for good handles when the inevitable breeding comes

>>38950198
She belongs to male foxes

bump

>>39290253
Imagine the smell of the tails

>>39235600
>>39238480
Ran's swollen and painfully heavy breasts...
She definitely needs a milking to make those engorged drums lighter.
I bet she can barely fit in her bras, they've gotten so full and heavy from all the milk weighing her down...

>>39305041
I want to molest Ran-sama with Yukarin!
Maybe if I indulge her in her fantasies of being a 17 year old she'll let me grope her shikigami as a reward

>>39305041
Tits too big

>>39311571
Tits too small, unironically.

Reading over this thread, I think I remember why I stopped visiting Ran threads.

>>39324537
is it because you're a homosexual?

>>39326706
No, it's because they're shit.

>>39219544
Post it. I want fluffy times with Ran

The bigger the fox the better.

Ran takes a shower in your house literally once and she clogs up the pipes with her tail hair

>>39350808
That's why I make bath times with Ran an intimate experience so the cleanup together isn't so bad.
Or we do outside Onsen bathing!

>>39350808
Just don't let her bath! Fixed!

>>39350808
no bathing for maximum musky odor

>>39350808
not that bad really, i would make a sweater out of magical 9-tailed kitsune hair.

>>38950198
She has been weighed. She has been measured. And she has been found wanting.

>wanting some more fried tofu

>>39358471
>she has been weighed

don't do that, you'll make her self concious

>>39360631
I didn't say *I* weighed her, anon. She's perfectly capable of keeping tabs on herself.

>>39360631
It's amazing how, whenever Ran weighs herself, the percentage she considers to be tail weight keeps going up.

>>39360631
wow, she weighs as much as 3 tsukasas

>>39362691
Fluff is heavier than most would think, clearly.

>>39362701
Ran should start a diet.

>>39362691
clearly her tail fur is getting thicker, meaning she's healthy
>>39362701
and this just means Tsukasa is too thin, if anything

you guys better not be implying anything

>>39364278
It's her winter coat so Ran's tails get a bit more fluffier!

>>39364341
How does this artist manage to hit diamonds every goddamn time. Just... how?

>>39364397
The truth is, wildcat is a female

>>39364424
Unimaginably based and Ran-pilled

>>39364441
She lusts after shotas too

>>38950198
Grooming victim

>>39364464
Theory is great, but the presence of naked child ass makes me feel like the FBI is watching. Still, what a giga chadette.

>>39364522
What if Chanta is a female too?

>>39364668
That certainly would be quite a coincidence.

>>39362701
Slutkasa cannot birth my firstborn with such feeble and skeletal frame. Make her eat more.

>>39365177
Don't worry anon, the fox is already undergoing a bodily growth treatment. She will soon be very very VERY big.
https://files.catbox.moe/diq4pl.jpg

>>39376421
A good start. Kontinue.

>>39364478
Shit thread victim.